@@Ichijo-ot7om Maybe they are no native speaker 🙄 how can you expect everyone to know sayings in english? Or maybe the person grew up in a country where expressions differ from where you live? I have also never before (consciously) heard this expression, as I have not spent a lot of time in english speaking countries. Does this make me dumb person, although I understand about 5 more languages?
@@jackduane5555 what are you saying? The video is talking about how women were usually the ones accused of witchcraft. You feel smart then? A witch. You were too pretty? A witch. I could go on and on about that but then this would be a two page long comment.
@@lieutenantlobster6395 of course not. And not just rape, but all violent crime. Men are more violent than women in general. Which makes perfect sense given that men are far more capable of delivering violence than women. But men are also far more commonly victimised by violent crime than women
Except the issue was that anyone accused by a man or child was burned without question. Because "why would anyone lie about such a thing? And if they did, it's better to burn what could be a witch and risk killing an innocent than letting a potential witch roam free." Salem truly was history's mark reminding us how hefty just an accusation is. Yet we seen to forget it. It was also a time filled with "I'll let 10 innocents die if it means all witches die" Which we learned from and now most people agree with I'd rather let 10 criminals walk away than condemn an innocent man.
In Queen Charlotte, when the Princess Dowager said "I don't remember names, I'm female" just yo protect her power and the men wete like "Ah yes, makes sense" I lost it😂😂😂
@@laisphinto6372 wdym?? You think a woman is even capable of killing? How harsh 😲😖 you hurt our little fragile heart with those words 💔 like can woman even hold a table?! How can they kill 😔?
that line also implies that there are significantly more men than women in the witching business. so in reality, the humans are looking for the wrong gender of witch
can you tell more about who joanne is? i tried searching it up but google can't give me anything with only the first name😭 was she a witch or something??
This made me think of the Tudor tv show when Katherine Parr saves herself by playing the "I'm just a weak stupid woman in need of a man protection and guidance" with Henry. This scene was so good at portraying her intelligence!
It's ironic that the one trying to get her killed is less of a womanizer than the man who believes that she can't possibly be a witch cause she is "so frail and dumb" 😅
The fact the dark lord is also satan who had a rager over carolyn Brian’s death last week is so funny to me, I bet this woman was Joanne before her career in hell
@@DonaldTrumpPresident2O24 I wouldn't say gay men are misogynist to women, it's just they don't _like_ women because they like.. well. Men. I guess there could be misogynist gay men though, I don't know. (I will give you a google search answer) misogyny, hatred or prejudice against women, typically exhibited by men dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women. As google says. I hope that was a good explanation, I also hope you have a good day
That's even better than what Tituba did. She knew there was no way they were letting her off the hook, so she got on the stand and basically said "yep, everyone I hate in this room is a witch, I saw it with my witch eyes. Now stop asking me questions, I went suddenly and mysteriously blind up here."
It's giving Princess Augusta in the Queen Charlotte show forgetting the doctor's name and going "I do not remember names. I am female." as an excuse 😂 Love this skit!
"I'm not a witch, I'm just a girl." "That's bad enough for me. We don't need to go any further with the investigation because she just confessed. We can go straight to deciding the punishment."
The funniest/darkest thing about witches is if you look into what they believed witches could do. You realize if they were real. There was realistically nothing a normal person could do against them.
@@slenderslayer8203 brother if you don't believe me go to African countries like Morocco, Nigeria, Algeria, Egypt, and I'm talking about black magic, white magic, voodoo magic
@@KarimaLux I have, and I have even seen supposed black magic and its effects. It's always something that can easily be explained by natural means and coincidence. None of it actually works the way people claim it does. They just take credit for things like nightmares and peanut allergies. Scaring people into believing them without anything actually happening.
I had to do a final project in my ELA class I could choose satire, mock or mourning and I chose satire. I discussed the fact that period products weren’t free and brought up all of the most elaborate and crazy ways to find free “menstrual products” and to summarize it because the guys here may get a little uncomfortable here☺️; I talked about using blood moss, a cork and raw cotton (yes with the stick still intact) I got an A on it
Actually, I’m not entirely sure, but I read that Katherine Parr (Henry VIII last wife), was about to be accused for heretics and similars for reading books of other religions and cultures, and she pulled the “but I’m a fragile, ignorant woman. I wasn’t trying to contradict my husband’s word, just trying to learn from his excellency since he is so wise while I am so simple minded”, card which ended up saving her life.
this hits different after learning there is an entire book (maybe more than one?) by a feminist scholar about how the witch hunts were much larger than most of us realize, and that they played a central role in how the oppression of women developed
Not to be a seriousness Andy over here, but the whole too stupid to hold power yet too powerful in their corruption paradox is alive and well in the minds of many.
Yeah, there are still a lot of women who feel the need to pull the fragile baby bird act to protect themselves and a lot of misogynists take that as an affirmation that they are right.
@@rachelk4805 fawning is one possible response to protect yourself. Fight, flight, freeze, fawn. Women who consciously choose to make themselves smaller :/ no comment lol
@{The Autumn Wind} without capitalism in the way we were free to share and be kind at will to everyone instead of only for profit or under very specific circumstances. considering living in groups and relying on each other is what we evolved to do, they probably did ACT kinder. I think people today are still kind, but we don't get the chance as much to actually be kind to the extent we used to. in my opinion anyway. then again, they probably did kill each other when they got into disagreements sometimes.
That’s exactly how you reflect. “Gosh buddy! You *sure* do know an awful *lot* about what the Devil wants! How’s you come across such specific knowledge about how to kill a person?”
“What would I even do with a book? Like have a baby on it?” 💀😭
BAHAHAH
Have my period on 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Cook with it?🤔
(Little side note that genshin impact fans will get)
Oh wait i can't cook- ei
@@-Raiden_shotgun- I get it :D
@@-Raiden_shotgun- raiden?! what r u doing here?
Honestly, imagine a sequel to this where they confront medieval omegaverse enjoyers
Absolutely 👀👀👀
Y E S
I need this
@@AlienGhostii I'm dying your comment gets translated to FORKS 😂😂
Jesus, *YES PLEASE!*
She literally became a people pleaser in the most sarcastic way possible
This is the way.
The only way to do it. 😂
Real
"My small girl brain that's filled with glitter and maternal instinct"?....
man i wish my brain was full of glitter cause then I'd be dead
@@wldnight🤝
@@wldnight 😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
@@wldnight same
“Not bad for a woman” DONT start with me. Has me dying
The Dark Lord got nothing on her.
I changed from 7,8k to 7,9k
I don't get it
What does she mean by "don't start with me"
@Senorita_7651 ?! Your mom's never said that? Any female you've know has NEVER SAID THAT?!
@@Ichijo-ot7om Maybe they are no native speaker 🙄 how can you expect everyone to know sayings in english? Or maybe the person grew up in a country where expressions differ from where you live?
I have also never before (consciously) heard this expression, as I have not spent a lot of time in english speaking countries. Does this make me dumb person, although I understand about 5 more languages?
"Don't start with me." and the intonation and facial expression Stanzi used were the cherry on top.
How in the name of God you have so many likes but not one comment?
Is she Joanne
@@frangollesBecause it’s not a comment needing a response.
@@killugonkillugon7270 well good point, but still there's people who respond regardless, such as myself
I will unironically start using “She speaks with a serpents tongue” with my friends now so thanks stanzi
Honestly it sounds like a quote already but it’s just her own 😂
@@hamsapiens yea they're young for not being over 2000 years old /s
The ending 😂
@@hamsapiens nah I know it’s a saying I just have never heard it used in a conversation so I didn’t know how much of a killer line it was
@Ville you’re actually so funny
Weaponized mysoginy, lead them ashtray with only their bias🔥🔥🔥
🚬
Ashtray 😭
Ashtray 😭
👏🏼 👏🏼 💯
Funny typo in YT comments, 12 dead, 41 injured.
the guy who’s nodding when she says she can’t read like “yes of course” actually sent me
Yes and also how soft his voice goes talking to her in embarassement for the confusion. Lol
@@Nat-eb4lw enjoy your 69
@Fluffadoodle Yea I ruined it 😘
@@Yoimiya_Lover29😢😢😢
Podcasts in 1684 😂
Ask not what you can do for misogyny but what misogyny can do for you
😂
It's not misogyny to point out that men dominate the vast majority of human endeavours
@@jackduane5555 what are you saying? The video is talking about how women were usually the ones accused of witchcraft. You feel smart then? A witch. You were too pretty? A witch. I could go on and on about that but then this would be a two page long comment.
@@jackduane5555and it's not misandrist to point out that men commit 98% of all rape
@@lieutenantlobster6395 of course not. And not just rape, but all violent crime. Men are more violent than women in general. Which makes perfect sense given that men are far more capable of delivering violence than women.
But men are also far more commonly victimised by violent crime than women
Given all it took to be accused of witchcraft was to be “an improper lady,” playing into female stereotypes is a genius move 💀
Fr like “Me? Read? No sir I’m just a stupid little lady. I must go make dinner now.”
Except the issue was that anyone accused by a man or child was burned without question. Because "why would anyone lie about such a thing? And if they did, it's better to burn what could be a witch and risk killing an innocent than letting a potential witch roam free."
Salem truly was history's mark reminding us how hefty just an accusation is. Yet we seen to forget it.
It was also a time filled with "I'll let 10 innocents die if it means all witches die"
Which we learned from and now most people agree with I'd rather let 10 criminals walk away than condemn an innocent man.
@@Rainbow_Neos1 unless the Spanish inquisition was in town. They were literally made to stop stuff like that
In Queen Charlotte, when the Princess Dowager said "I don't remember names, I'm female" just yo protect her power and the men wete like "Ah yes, makes sense" I lost it😂😂😂
"Honestly what would I even do with a book, have a baby on it" 😂
Using sexism against the sexist people is the best but also alot of patience.
“have my period on that” killed me
Indeed my boy, may you rest in peace
@@louisquartersson4555 umm what
@@lolofthecentury1529 What indeed.
@@louisquartersson4555 ofc
It kinda sounds good as dinner, as a kid i used to chow down on paper
I was lowkey expecting satan from the heaven and hell series to say slay girl when she contacted the dark lord
LMAO SAME
SAME THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME
It could still be her, just being ironic
That would be cringe
@@potato3959 I'm guessing you're new here.
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, worship the dark lord. Slay queen 🔥
😂😂😂
yasss💅✨️
I agree
FR 🔥
Goals fr
those witch accusers would be so alarmed and overwhelmed by the girl bosses of today lmao
I want them to take on Karen’s 😈they would ask to speak to their manager… which I guess is God?
@@OpalLeigh the pastor with 35 sexual harassment accusations.
@@joaovmlsilva3509 Oh ew never mind then maybe we should all follow Satan 🤷🏻♀️
@@OpalLeigh And unfortunately God is too busy tandem torturing Carolyn Bryant with the devil to talk to them.
I did not expect to see Taeyong's face here. I have nothing to add, just wanted to say nice taste in men
Ah yes the three main pillars of a woman’s life:
Have a baby on a book
Cook on a book
And have her period on a book
Book tampons-
We could also nag the book? I think that’s a thing we’re supposed to do 😂
I'm the third one right now. 🙃
Not cook ON the book...you cook THE BOOK ITSELF....😈😈😈
Mother maiden and crone
"fragile little baby birds like myself" i canttttt
gaslight, deny accusations of witchcraft, girlboss
fr, slay 😔
Niblets.
Whatever it takes
Wtf is niblits???😂😂😂😂
@@andie_jitters1923 it's NIBLETS not "Niblits"
Witch Hunter: "You don't understand, women are just as capable as men."
Town Mayor: "Someone just volunteered to get crushed by large stones."
"Light...weight... baby" 🪨 🪨 🪨
More weight!
🤣
That makes great plot for a fantasy fanfic gosh
997 like!
THE PLOT TWIST HAD ME and the fact that she used sexism to counteract sexism is genius
It's a decent way to fight discrimination ✌️
Saw that coming from a mile away
Reason why there's so few women serial killers documented: our tiny girl brains threw off the scent for the hounds.
more like you are better in hiding it and of course you have simps to do the dirty work
@@laisphinto6372 no our tiny girl brains couldn't handle that. Wdym?
@@laisphinto6372 wdym?? You think a woman is even capable of killing? How harsh 😲😖 you hurt our little fragile heart with those words 💔 like can woman even hold a table?! How can they kill 😔?
more like women are too weak to commit as much murder
Nah its because they all get caught the first time. You need multiple for it to be serial
As a witch from the. 1600s- 1800s I can confirm that this is very relatable
So tell me, is any better in this erra than back then?
@@bluebeka2458 no😾
Hi May i give you a hug , and a cuppa of tea while we chat ?
so glad you got through all that witch hunting stuff, how's life as a witch in the 2020s?
The only “witches” that survived the witch hunt were the actual real witches.
I need a series for this woman, desperately
Same.
Serpent’s tongue, eh?
We stan a bilingual queen.
No, We Stanzi a bilingual queen.
😂😂😂❤❤
We do
Serpents tongue?
I learned that trick in college
:p
@@FFKonoko 😂
"Excellent work for a woman." That was the cherry on top. 😂❤️
that line also implies that there are significantly more men than women in the witching business. so in reality, the humans are looking for the wrong gender of witch
*"Excellent work for a woman"*
"Don't start with me."
PLOT TWIST THIS IS JOANNE’S BACKSTORY
They do look alike.
no bc that would be SO GOOD
That would be so epic!
can you tell more about who joanne is? i tried searching it up but google can't give me anything with only the first name😭 was she a witch or something??
@@urviiii28 Joanne is a character that this creator created to be like the the secretary for Satan
As a woman, I can confirm that I am in fact filled with glitter and maternal instinct.
788 likes and no reply? Let me change that while eating a apple
994 likes and only 1 reply? Let me change that while eating an orange
998 likes and only 2 replys? Let me change that while eating a banana
Definitely no withcraft
1.4K likes and only 4 replies? Let me change that while eating a mango
This made me think of the Tudor tv show when Katherine Parr saves herself by playing the "I'm just a weak stupid woman in need of a man protection and guidance" with Henry. This scene was so good at portraying her intelligence!
She used sexism to destroy sexism 😂
exactly ❤️❤️
Sexists are real quiet right now 🤔😂
And then got complemented but with an undertone of sexism
Life hack
It's not sexism to point out that men dominate the vast majority of human endeavours
the embodiment of “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss”
It's ironic that the one trying to get her killed is less of a womanizer than the man who believes that she can't possibly be a witch cause she is "so frail and dumb" 😅
"womanizer" 🤨 I feel like that's not the correct choice of words
@@maimee1yeah i think they meant misogynist lol
Doesn’t womanizer refer to ppl who easily attract women
The fact the dark lord is also satan who had a rager over carolyn Brian’s death last week is so funny to me, I bet this woman was Joanne before her career in hell
Omg yes
When a woman performs magic, it's called witchcraft.
When a man performs magic, it's called a miracle.
Sexism was very common back in the older days
It was horrible was women back then, and still is pretty bad.
wasn't it known that men could do witchcraft too? women however were accused more because "the devil is a man"
Or an invention.
Its not witchcraft is you say it is a miracle before they say it is witchcraft
Serpent's tongue?? No, I have a human tongue, good sir...
A girl* tongue
Isn’t that like Latin for snake? I imagine it like Parsel mouth, the ability to speak to/with snakes (Harry potter)
That is what i was thinking
Serpent's tongue? Sheesh I WISH 😫
Your girlfriend wishes...
@@randomcdude4430 jokes on you. i only date men cause girls are dumb and icky, just like this video says 🗿
Hail the Heir of slytherin
As a lesbian I would kill to have a tongue like that 💀💀
I’m telling my kids that this is the live adaptation of The Crucible.
For real though 💀💀💀
my little girl brain, just filled to the brim with glitter and maternal instinct 😌
And period blood. Lots and lots of period blood.
Joanne origin story?
Yes it should be
WE NEED THIS TO BE CANON
Judging by “excellent work for a woman” that’d mean this was before satan became girlypop
@@naymeequillo IMMEDIATELY 👏🏾
Oh my god you genius
Her: “make a dinner with it”
Cook books: “am I a joke to you”
Me gaslighting my aunt after she found my tarot cards and crystal collection:
Sounds like a party. No seriously though I'm picturing 😂 like a opera/ novela( extremely dramatic mexican drama tv show).
Mood
@@puredragon28 Dum-dum daaaah!
Lmaoo
"I'm just really into Geology" which is in fact my reason for being into minerals in their crystal form
Oh my god, 10/10 content would watch again
You can!
did watch again^100
Playing dumb strategically is my new favorite hobby
I've done it once to escape a big problem over a dress code & it worked so well omg
Misogyny hurts itself in its confusion!
It's not misogyny to point out that men dominate the vast majority of human endeavours though
@@jackduane5555u stoopid
It is very effective!
“ I used the sexism to destroy the sexism”
"Glitter and... maternal instinct?" IM DYING
how to gaslight a misogynist 101
Where a misogynist?
@@DonaldTrumpPresident2O24 dislike of women mostly
@@hellohowareyou8396 so gay Men misogynist?
@@DonaldTrumpPresident2O24 that’s not how it works :/
@@DonaldTrumpPresident2O24 I wouldn't say gay men are misogynist to women, it's just they don't _like_ women because they like.. well. Men.
I guess there could be misogynist gay men though, I don't know.
(I will give you a google search answer)
misogyny, hatred or prejudice against women, typically exhibited by men
dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women.
As google says.
I hope that was a good explanation, I also hope you have a good day
She was so good at acting that my dumb a$$ was actually convinced-
What acting? This is actual footage of a real event from the 17th century.
if you ever read the play this is how they unironically acted
@@negate4828 Yes, but the play was based on this irl documentary.
Not her pulling a uno reverse on sexism lol
That's even better than what Tituba did. She knew there was no way they were letting her off the hook, so she got on the stand and basically said "yep, everyone I hate in this room is a witch, I saw it with my witch eyes. Now stop asking me questions, I went suddenly and mysteriously blind up here."
I was searching for the crucible comments and I’m so glad I found one!! What did you think of the crucible?
This is Joanne before becoming Satan's assistant, and this is my headcannon
As a long-lived woman, I can confirm that this is exactly what we did so that we didn’t get burned at the stake. And yes, the devil is very sarcastic.
I'm surprised she admitted she knew what serpents tongue meant, tbh. That's advanced vocabulary!
“Fragile little baby birds like myself” 😭😭😭
We love a gaslight gatekeeper girl boss who works for the devil 😍😘✨✨✨
It's giving Princess Augusta in the Queen Charlotte show forgetting the doctor's name and going "I do not remember names. I am female." as an excuse 😂 Love this skit!
“thats full of glitter and … maternal instinct?” IM WHEEZING GASPING
And the irony being that she was accused of Witchcraft for having _glitter_ back in the 17th century.
"I'm not a witch, I'm just a girl."
"That's bad enough for me. We don't need to go any further with the investigation because she just confessed. We can go straight to deciding the punishment."
As a girl, I can confirm, books are very good for making dinner. How else do we consume knowledge?
@Ville_x fragile small peepee masculinity 😊
@Ville_xsaid the bozo with galaxy pfp
no personality, no hos
@SusNation90rope incel it’s over
Plot twist: She's a gen z time traveller.
The funniest/darkest thing about witches is if you look into what they believed witches could do. You realize if they were real. There was realistically nothing a normal person could do against them.
They're reall and yes they're powerful
@@KarimaLux yeah, no, not really
@@slenderslayer8203 brother if you don't believe me go to African countries like Morocco, Nigeria, Algeria, Egypt, and I'm talking about black magic, white magic, voodoo magic
@@KarimaLux I have, and I have even seen supposed black magic and its effects. It's always something that can easily be explained by natural means and coincidence. None of it actually works the way people claim it does. They just take credit for things like nightmares and peanut allergies. Scaring people into believing them without anything actually happening.
@@KarimaLux well can they start fixing climate change already, I thought witches loved the earth and stuff, what are they doin
"Don't start with me"
A delightful line
The dripping sarcasm is amazing 😂
This young woman is awesome!
She's just a Woman In Total Control of Herself.
So love this…I’m just speechless, she’s a genius (in a small brained sparkly way, drenched with material instinct!)
gaslight
gatekeep
✨girlboss✨
Ah yes, my girl brain full of glitter, maternal instinct, and above average intelligence. No big deal.
As a girl, I can confirm my brain is made out of glitter and maternal instinct.
For men it's just ADHD 😂😂😂
I had to do a final project in my ELA class I could choose satire, mock or mourning and I chose satire. I discussed the fact that period products weren’t free and brought up all of the most elaborate and crazy ways to find free “menstrual products” and to summarize it because the guys here may get a little uncomfortable here☺️; I talked about using blood moss, a cork and raw cotton (yes with the stick still intact)
I got an A on it
never thought I'd get to see joanne's origin story, good for her
Excellent work for a woman he says, because his standards for them are actually much higher.
So basically being a pick me girl was the key to surviving the Salem witch trials
we can get out of anything with the help of gaslighting
This is me but modern day with my parents 😂
Ouch, sorry to hear that.
Her nails are GORGEOUS! 💅🏻
“I’m not a witch, I’m just a girl!” 😭🙏
😂Our girl brains are only filled with glitter and Maternal Instinct🧠✨
Valley girl sarcasm gives me energy for the day 😂
how to make a woman furious:
end every compliment with "for a woman."
That was a great post.
For a woman.
Actually, I’m not entirely sure, but I read that Katherine Parr (Henry VIII last wife), was about to be accused for heretics and similars for reading books of other religions and cultures, and she pulled the “but I’m a fragile, ignorant woman. I wasn’t trying to contradict my husband’s word, just trying to learn from his excellency since he is so wise while I am so simple minded”, card which ended up saving her life.
"..My small girl brain thats full of glitter and maternal instinct" 😅😅😅
Weaponised sexism my beloved ❤
When the dark lord laughs at how stupid they are and tease you in that mocking tone. 😂
"Violence is wrong. People should never be violent... But *punched* in the *face* "
rSlash 2024 😂
The "Don't start with me" was so good XD
I love how she is using the words that all the men called us in the old days against them, to succeed victory, SLAYYY QUEEN, SLAYYYY😎✌🏻✨
this hits different after learning there is an entire book (maybe more than one?) by a feminist scholar about how the witch hunts were much larger than most of us realize, and that they played a central role in how the oppression of women developed
Not to be a seriousness Andy over here, but the whole too stupid to hold power yet too powerful in their corruption paradox is alive and well in the minds of many.
Yeah, there are still a lot of women who feel the need to pull the fragile baby bird act to protect themselves and a lot of misogynists take that as an affirmation that they are right.
@@rachelk4805 fawning is one possible response to protect yourself. Fight, flight, freeze, fawn. Women who consciously choose to make themselves smaller :/ no comment lol
A year later and this video still has me dying
“Excellent work- ..For a woman 😒😏”
“Don’t start with me 😒”
How the fuck are humans not extinct with how our ancesstorys were
"you dare to use my own spells against me potter"
She basically did a uno reverse on him 😂
"Fragile little baby birds like myself" 😂😂😂
This is what *I* would've said. "Women can't read! You said so yourself!"
Neanderthals were smart, making complex tools, adhesive, char cloth, etc and might have been kinder than us homo sapiens sapiens.
@{The Autumn Wind} I said *might have been* kinder. And there is no proof, only evidence, conjecture, and theories based on the known fossil record.
@{The Autumn Wind} without capitalism in the way we were free to share and be kind at will to everyone instead of only for profit or under very specific circumstances. considering living in groups and relying on each other is what we evolved to do, they probably did ACT kinder. I think people today are still kind, but we don't get the chance as much to actually be kind to the extent we used to. in my opinion anyway. then again, they probably did kill each other when they got into disagreements sometimes.
That’s exactly how you reflect. “Gosh buddy! You *sure* do know an awful *lot* about what the Devil wants! How’s you come across such specific knowledge about how to kill a person?”
That last *"Don't start with me😑"* to 👹 had me cackling 😹