If the 50 States Were People

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @FrankJames
    @FrankJames  Год назад +1716

    I read the comments, and some did state:
    "You missed our state, that's not so great!" 😠
    But hear me out, it's not the case,
    Each state is here, with its own space.
    One or two words, some states may be--
    But they are there, just watch closely! 🔍
    Ed. Kevin and I, we tried our best,
    But some jokes we filmed, just had to be left. 😥
    We had to cut to keep it tight
    And make sure the sketch was flowing just right.
    I love all the states, that's no lie
    We did what we could, we really tried!🧡
    ⚽Watch "If Sports Were People" next 👉 infj.me/4203vdf

    • @Im_a_ghost_Like_NicodiAngelo
      @Im_a_ghost_Like_NicodiAngelo Год назад +18

      Early reply!

    • @melodyconte
      @melodyconte Год назад +64

      Love the twist ending referencing Area 51! Galaxathor, write that down!

    • @tommydickinson8874
      @tommydickinson8874 Год назад +7

      I’ve already seen it

    • @Tubeiverse
      @Tubeiverse Год назад +11

      you should do if vehicles were people and theres on bit where evreyone looks down and see an rc car and then looks up and see a drone

    • @tartoey5
      @tartoey5 Год назад +15

      I love the videos, I’m a new subscriber

  • @multiversalkarma4868
    @multiversalkarma4868 Год назад +3959

    As a Utah’n I wish there was more representation but I recognize the lack of representation is the most accurate thing you could have done.

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +1114

      hey you got more than nebraska

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 Год назад +225

      ‘Tis quite accurate if I do say so myself. Also a fellow Utahn if that was clear. *adjusts monocle I found on the sidewalk*

    • @Milkythefawn
      @Milkythefawn Год назад +96

      Me with New Mexico
      And I mean besides breaking bad and atomic bombs, and aliens

    • @kingdomworker2615
      @kingdomworker2615 Год назад +14

      Sad but true 😅

    • @thecheetahchica
      @thecheetahchica Год назад +56

      Oh my gosh, yes.
      Utah pride!

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Год назад +1856

    3 minutes and 47 seconds of Frank showing off how many different accents he can pull off! 😂🤣

    • @Muhmmadzaid-uz9jh
      @Muhmmadzaid-uz9jh Год назад +9

      i am ur first reply :)

    • @hyejinlee8983
      @hyejinlee8983 Год назад +4

      @@Muhmmadzaid-uz9jh i am UR first reply >:)

    • @asterii_a
      @asterii_a Год назад +5

      ​@@hyejinlee8983 and I am your first reply :)

    • @hyejinlee8983
      @hyejinlee8983 Год назад +5

      @@asterii_a and i am UR first reply >:)

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Год назад +6

      And I didn’t reply….
      Oh wait. Never mind. I’m from Mississippi, and we are last in education, so I am easily confused. I get didn’t and did all mixed up.

  • @Kodeman44
    @Kodeman44 10 месяцев назад +153

    As a West Virginian, I’m truly honored that we have more screen time than more states and you have our hillbilly side

    • @CreatorCade
      @CreatorCade 9 месяцев назад +1

      What screen time?

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz 8 месяцев назад +1

      Still, as a Texan
      We have big words and the actions to back it up!

    • @SnowytReal
      @SnowytReal 14 дней назад

      I really wasn’t expecting another West Virginian here

    • @D3FR0S7Y
      @D3FR0S7Y 12 дней назад

      As a michiganer we the only screen time we got was our rectangular deep dish pizza

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +839

    Can we just appreciate how James never runs out of creative ideas? Not to mention uses so much energy for all these great videos of his?

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Год назад +3

      Maybe that's because his first name is Frank. 😉

    • @OtterSpace975
      @OtterSpace975 Год назад +1

      Oh yeah, the idea to straight up copy The Table, a bit that Brian Brainard has been doing for years is super creative. So cool, much wow.

    • @wheeling827
      @wheeling827 Год назад +2

      @@lisagd22 Yeah I was gonna say

    • @wheeling827
      @wheeling827 Год назад +2

      His name is Frank not James :)

    • @michajerchel7350
      @michajerchel7350 Год назад

      Only for an european like me to recognize only the texan one... Barely

  • @giseleamorim8327
    @giseleamorim8327 Год назад +1017

    Well, I think that this can be pretty funnier for the American viewers, but the New Mexico plot caught me off of my guard 😂😂😂

    • @Snarl_Marx
      @Snarl_Marx Год назад +60

      Not only do they have aliens but it's now a running joke in the US that New Mexico isn't a state ever since some guy got his marriage certificate denied lol

    • @aneliaholterman6125
      @aneliaholterman6125 Год назад +38

      We also have chile, really good food, LANL, some interesting history, the oldest state capital in the U.S., every type of drug *cough cough* I mean uh a nuclear history museum, and some of the original bomb testing sights! But sure we have aliens too and have to put "USA" on our license plates because people forget we are an actually part of the U.S. (I mean all of this in a joking manner as a New Mexican native)

    • @willowshaffer7410
      @willowshaffer7410 Год назад

      When you tell someone you're from New Mexico, there are legitimately people (other Americans) out there who think you're saying you're from Mexico. So it's a play on that point. Also, Roswell, NM is known for it's aliens and everything there is alien themed

    • @zachb1344
      @zachb1344 Год назад +4

      Waltuh

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Год назад +4

      @@aneliaholterman6125 The oldest state capital??

  • @Jhm718
    @Jhm718 7 месяцев назад +64

    As a Washingtonian, I appreciate that we were the straight man. Most people in the union have never visited and often forget we are here. Nicely done.

  • @aperson9405
    @aperson9405 Год назад +955

    When Texas said "I'm big enough to admit I'm wrong" I could imagine Alaska casually saying "Yup, and I'm bigger."

    • @wolfishpotato6978
      @wolfishpotato6978 Год назад +68

      As an Alaskan, can confirm this is our reaponse. Itty bitty Texas is just so cute~ Like a lil chihuahua that's all bark and no bite :3

    • @RichardRatliff-mh8ev
      @RichardRatliff-mh8ev Год назад

      Shut up you're supposed to be a Canadian state Alaska is what I feel Texas would say also I'm texan

    • @lyssao.8308
      @lyssao.8308 Год назад +8

      “And lonely”😂

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Год назад +27

      @@wolfishpotato6978I grew up in Texas and clearly remember in elementary school history class how the teacher explained Texas was the largest state, don’t confuse how California looks long. There was no mention of Alaska for some reason..

    • @LordGentleman
      @LordGentleman Год назад +8

      ​@@wolfishpotato6978We may be smaller than you, but if Texas and Alaska went into a 1v1, then y'all would be screwed.

  • @LesterHabenaro
    @LesterHabenaro Год назад +658

    I love how he calls Pennsylvania 'Transylvania' and gets literally no reaction. 😆

    • @H3ron_
      @H3ron_ 8 месяцев назад +33

      As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm we are vampires.

    • @angelicawhite8817
      @angelicawhite8817 7 месяцев назад +10

      As a Delawarian, I can confirm we are usually ignored, because nobody knows we’re a state.

    • @Dill4814
      @Dill4814 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@H3ron_i know bro we are

    • @I_ate_a_spoon
      @I_ate_a_spoon 5 месяцев назад

      Fr​@@H3ron_

    • @jamespyle777
      @jamespyle777 5 месяцев назад

      Transylvania is Kentucky's old name. LOL

  • @auzzihughes443
    @auzzihughes443 5 месяцев назад +52

    The way Indiana appeared only once and mentioned just Gary says a lot
    Gary is... :')

    • @barneycalhoundotcom
      @barneycalhoundotcom Месяц назад +5

      we are literally always forgotten

    • @Simplybread-m2v
      @Simplybread-m2v 27 дней назад +2

      Yes we are 😢

    • @haleyc.3530
      @haleyc.3530 25 дней назад +4

      Indiana, Nebraska, and Idaho are the least remembered states IMO they should form a union

    • @S0fie2979
      @S0fie2979 День назад

      Real WE ARE THE TOP ONES MOSTLY FORGOTTON😭😭😭😭

  • @lorifromtemeculaca426
    @lorifromtemeculaca426 Год назад +589

    Can we just get a HUGE round of applause for this EDITING genius!

    • @gmhefner1
      @gmhefner1 Год назад +5

      KEVINNNN! 😎

    • @jennifergersch9126
      @jennifergersch9126 Год назад +1

      Hear hear!

    • @neilybugg
      @neilybugg 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yes! I was thinking that

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! There was some talking over, which was a skillful balance to make it feel real and not overbearing.

  • @PiTheGuyAlt
    @PiTheGuyAlt Год назад +269

    All 50 states ordered by their first appearance:
    Washington 0:00
    California 0:02
    Hawaii 0:03
    Texas 0:03
    New York 0:04
    Alamaba 0:04
    Rhode Island 0:05
    Arizona 0:06
    Georgia 0:09
    Connecticut 0:09
    Colorado 0:12
    Massachusetts 0:15
    Oklahoma 0:18
    Wyoming 0:18
    Mississippi 0:22
    New Jersey 0:24
    Indiana 0:27
    Louisiana 0:29
    Illinois 0:37
    Missouri 0:44
    Michigan 0:48
    Vermont 0:55
    Maryland 0:57
    North Carolina 1:00
    Tennessee 1:03
    Idaho 1:05
    New Hampshire 1:07
    South Carolina 1:13
    Maine 1:15
    Kentucky 1:15
    Oregon 1:19
    North Dakota 1:24
    Delaware 1:30
    Alaska 1:32
    Wisconsin 1:32
    South Dakota 1:36
    Minnesota 1:38
    Ohio 1:39
    Washington DC 1:39
    Florida 1:46
    West Virginia 1:58
    Utah 1:59
    Virginia 2:03
    Kansas 2:05
    Arkansas 2:15
    Nebraska 2:26
    Pennsylvania 2:33
    Iowa 2:38
    Montana 3:05
    Nevada 3:09
    Puerto Rico 3:25
    New Mexico 3:36

  • @somethingyoufound
    @somethingyoufound 9 месяцев назад +30

    As a Tennessean, the disgust at the pickup line is so accurate.

    • @Bookworm5000
      @Bookworm5000 25 дней назад

      The funniest part is that the pickup line is coming from Alabama.......the incest state.........and they're all related..........

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Год назад +272

    I enjoyed seeing Texas shot from below, and Rhode Island from above, but New Mexico's encounter with Galaxathor and his friend was definitely my favourite bit.

  • @The_mustangg
    @The_mustangg 7 месяцев назад +6

    0:38 as a Illinoisan.. this is amazing.

  • @quirky_teacher
    @quirky_teacher Год назад +559

    Oregon was so spot on I spit out my freshly ground organic cold brew coffee while driving my prius.

    • @wilhelmbuzzkyll
      @wilhelmbuzzkyll Год назад +16

      I hope it was fair trade and decaf as well

    • @PVP1470
      @PVP1470 Год назад +13

      The Oregon one was so true lol

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese Год назад +8

      Colorado doesn't want to admit it but we resemble this remark too 😂

    • @youareworthalot1228
      @youareworthalot1228 Год назад +4

      @@ItsAsparageeseI live in Oregon and want to move to Colorado. I am all for organic. May God bless you all. (: Jesus loves you.

    • @Brunolator
      @Brunolator Год назад +5

      it missed non-gmo

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq Год назад +426

    I was about to ask where New Mexico was, but then I got my answer. I love the "Roswell" connection, and how it tied in with the alien skit! 👽🤣

    • @willowshaffer7410
      @willowshaffer7410 Год назад +13

      The funny thing about this is that, as someone who lives in NM, I can say that everyone who doesn't live in Roswell is absolutely baffled by Roswell. It is wacky lmao

    • @galax_dragon
      @galax_dragon Год назад +6

      @@willowshaffer7410 yes I live in New Mexico and not in Roswell so I can confirm lol

    • @willowshaffer7410
      @willowshaffer7410 Год назад +6

      @@galax_dragon it's just that weird place you have to drive through to get to Carlsbad Caverns

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Год назад +1

      Plus, it explains why you don't use New Mexico to get to Old Mexico!

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Год назад

      Plus, it explains why you don't use New Mexico to get to Old Mexico!

  • @chroylikesfish
    @chroylikesfish 9 месяцев назад +12

    I traveled to 39 states and I am so impressed with this. So many stereotypes you nailed. Even me, originally from MD loved the quick "Old Bay" shout. That one line will make everyone watching from Maryland Happy. And how he looked over at Deleware and DE shyed away in the corner xD nice Geography nod to 2 East Coast States that no one talks about. great job man!

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 Год назад +296

    this is quite possibly the best of these "if they were people" skits ever. Aside from Florida not being crazy enough, it was perfectly accurate

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray Год назад +5

      He made FL old.

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 Год назад +28

      @@yorgunsamuray i mean he's not wrong, everybody in Florida is either old or crazy or both

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray Год назад +8

      @@william_long1065 crazy and old are actually two enough overlapping demographics.

    • @william_long1065
      @william_long1065 Год назад +3

      @@yorgunsamuray I think that's what "both" means?

    • @yorgunsamuray
      @yorgunsamuray Год назад +1

      @@william_long1065 yes and there are A LOT.

  • @Xyz_669
    @Xyz_669 Год назад +500

    I'm not American but this amused me a lot 😂

    • @elizeviktoria
      @elizeviktoria Год назад +24

      Hah same, this is what I call research for what I'm getting myself into next year😂

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 Год назад +5

      @@elizeviktoria what happens with you next year, if I may ask? Are you going to America?

    • @maeden-st7pv
      @maeden-st7pv Год назад +3

      same fr

    • @keegariley4811
      @keegariley4811 Год назад +3

      im amricain and the video amused me too beside the voice texas had thats not accurate im texas'n

    • @leslie6938
      @leslie6938 Год назад +3

      @@keegariley4811 So true! Plus that whole "I'm big enough to admit I was wrong"... it's like he doesn't know us at all! It was a perfect set up for a joke about us seceding. Oh well, I'm sure he meant no harm, probably born in yankeeland or something, not his fault. 😂

  • @AidanS99
    @AidanS99 10 месяцев назад +10

    You mentioned New Hampshire twice and that’s more than we ever get in these 50 state videos! Loved the Granite pun too 😂

  • @gracestampfel9144
    @gracestampfel9144 Год назад +167

    The way that Frank can accurately pull off each of the states along with different accents for each one is pure comedy gold 😂

  • @jessicajennings9148
    @jessicajennings9148 Год назад +345

    I love how Washington is kinda just standing there watching the chaos unfold. Pretty much sums us up

    • @sandy15523
      @sandy15523 Год назад +14

      Exactly!

    • @lunastarseeker5288
      @lunastarseeker5288 Год назад +9

      Agreed.

    • @emmawelch9524
      @emmawelch9524 10 месяцев назад +12

      Agreed, especially Eastern Washington 😂

    • @cadettrev762
      @cadettrev762 10 месяцев назад +24

      I mean. We have a lot of chaos in Washington already. Seattle alone is a dumpster fire

    • @SomuaSomua
      @SomuaSomua 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@cadettrev762Seattle is it’s own thing

  • @Eagleracer-200
    @Eagleracer-200 8 месяцев назад +9

    As a Louisianan, you definitely nailed it. Also I died at the “on a chilly day, which we don’t have in Louisiana.”
    💀😭💀

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Год назад +175

    “Fine, I’ll go. But I’ll be listeningggggg…” combined with the Texas stare down sent me 😂🤣🤣🤣
    So did Minnesota. And as a Tennessean, I laughed out loud at TN’s reaction to AL saying, “You’re the only ten I see.” 😂

    • @gmj2025
      @gmj2025 Год назад +2

      ​@@MiscName1493 Yeah, who likes bama anyway?

    • @somecrazyveteran
      @somecrazyveteran Год назад +2

      As also a fellow Tennesseean, in fact no one in their right mind likes Alabama. Can I get a Go Vols?

    • @gavinnadeau3731
      @gavinnadeau3731 Год назад

      Oh surree (as a minnesotan, i had to) also, is it true that us minnesotans have a strong american accent?

    • @gavinnadeau3731
      @gavinnadeau3731 Год назад

      @@kaitlinryan896 really? Where abouts are you?

    • @killedbycrit
      @killedbycrit Год назад +2

      @@somecrazyveteranfellow Tennesseean here, 52>49, and 59

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx Год назад +442

    Hawaiian pizza was actually invented in Canada. Fun fact, impress your friends at parties.

    • @SalamanderTeeths
      @SalamanderTeeths Год назад +36

      Thus why it has Canadian bacon, God bless

    • @foxjacket
      @foxjacket Год назад +8

      Chatham, Ontario to be exact 😋

    • @miraculous_lady_noir2179
      @miraculous_lady_noir2179 Год назад +6

      Woot wooooooot! I'm Canadian! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Год назад +7

      And in Sweden they invented kebab pizza. Which works. But they also put banana on pizza. Which is... weird.

    • @macaronandcheese18113
      @macaronandcheese18113 Год назад +3

      @@SalamanderTeeths and canadian bacon is only called that because it was originally shipped from toronto to new york.

  • @meam80skids
    @meam80skids 9 месяцев назад +25

    Thank you from Montana! We’re good. No more! 😄

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 Год назад +241

    As a Washingtonian I applaud you for making my home state the host

    • @tallish9417
      @tallish9417 Год назад +10

      Sammmmmeeeee

    • @kittye8340
      @kittye8340 Год назад +26

      😂 I like how we're just in a state of shock and silence, wallflower state

    • @russiatagaeva7926
      @russiatagaeva7926 Год назад +2

      omg hazbin hotelll

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Год назад +12

      @@kittye8340 I thought Washington was standing in the corner because it's in the upper left corner of the continental US.

    • @26Bluegb
      @26Bluegb Год назад +18

      @@kittye8340 Yup, we're a land of introverts. I"m just going to grab a coffee and go on a hike with my dog.

  • @Carolina-cm6nu
    @Carolina-cm6nu Год назад +504

    As a Nebraskan the part where Nebraska said “I’m here too,” while being talked over by everyone else is painfully accurate
    Edit: well I’ll be I guess Nebraska isn’t forgotten after all thanks for the likes

    • @NooneKnowsdeeznuts
      @NooneKnowsdeeznuts Год назад +20

      Nebraska is always forgotten

    • @nataleecoleman2590
      @nataleecoleman2590 Год назад +1

      Couldn’t agree more.

    • @someautisticguy5406
      @someautisticguy5406 Год назад +5

      @@NooneKnowsdeeznuts what’s Nebraska?

    • @jcoolguy1548
      @jcoolguy1548 Год назад +2

      ​@@NooneKnowsdeeznuts same with Delaware

    • @roku5071
      @roku5071 Год назад +9

      Just like how eastern Nebraska treats western Nebraska the same way. Some in eastern Nebraska think that Nebraska ends at either Grand Island or North Platte. Until they want our tax money or to redo the districting so eastern Nebraska can try to get more representatives 😐

  • @p3rthgaming
    @p3rthgaming 10 месяцев назад +3

    "Buckeyes!" So accurate. You should've had Ohio and Michigan fighting though

  • @what_27
    @what_27 Год назад +297

    As a New Mexican I was worrying you forgot us (like so many people do), so I was happy to see the ending

  • @kairi99roxas
    @kairi99roxas Год назад +142

    I didn't believe you could do all 50 in 3:50 minutes, but I was wrong, great job!

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +39

      thanks!!

    • @kathyt2108
      @kathyt2108 Год назад +4

      And even threw in DC and Puerto Rico!

    • @songofphoenix2288
      @songofphoenix2288 Год назад +1

      I didn't see Michigan 😢 Did I miss it

    • @lonkyponky4
      @lonkyponky4 Год назад

      @@songofphoenix2288 appeared a couple of times!

    • @songofphoenix2288
      @songofphoenix2288 Год назад +1

      @@lonkyponky4 I guess it's because it's pretty fast. I can be dense sometimes 😅

  • @PatMahomesBurner15
    @PatMahomesBurner15 10 месяцев назад +18

    2:31 Dude he's so small. 😂

  • @suspiciousshadeofgreen
    @suspiciousshadeofgreen Год назад +119

    As a Pennsylvanian, I appreciate how Pennsylvania was the one to bring everyone together.

  • @GhostHunterDipperPines
    @GhostHunterDipperPines Год назад +560

    The fact Indiana gets 1 second of screen time is honestly very fitting considering how little there is to it.

    • @WeatherComeHither
      @WeatherComeHither Год назад +9

      YEAH I WAS GONNA SAY 💀

    • @MrPromethium0157
      @MrPromethium0157 Год назад +34

      "You wouldn't last a day in Gary" LMAO

    • @jaroslaval9159
      @jaroslaval9159 Год назад +3

      @@MrPromethium0157 Yeah...that was very good!

    • @nylaparker9842
      @nylaparker9842 Год назад +18

      I was waiting for more Indiana but there was little to none

    • @mwzngd1679
      @mwzngd1679 Год назад +10

      Illinois too lol (would be more accurate if Chicago appeared and got more screen time than Illinois itself)

  • @littleanvil2164
    @littleanvil2164 9 месяцев назад +24

    2:17 "I am sick and tired of you people taking me for granted"
    "lobster"

  • @pancakesareawesome3121
    @pancakesareawesome3121 Год назад +117

    I enjoy that Minnesota only ever says generic phrases from Minnesota. Seriously, come to Mall of America, the Minnesota store has a large variety shirts that only say “You Betcha!”

    • @ohcanada8084
      @ohcanada8084 Год назад +12

      That’s our signature saying next to, “Ope, let me just squeeze past you, okay?” Or, ending a sentence with “you know?” all the time. Greeting people, even if you just saw them three hours ago, “Hey! How ya doing?” And we take FOREVER to say goodbye! Plan on at least an hour for this at any family get together, and on the telephone, oh dear! LOL! 😂

    • @catsj1767
      @catsj1767 Год назад +2

      Ya Betcha belongs to Wisconsin or actually, Miles lives in SDakota.

    • @elig8721
      @elig8721 Год назад +1

      I like your name!

    • @pancakesareawesome3121
      @pancakesareawesome3121 Год назад

      @@elig8721 thank you!

    • @johntheguitarist13
      @johntheguitarist13 Год назад

      Mine all the way

  • @PaperbagOnaduck-tr7hj
    @PaperbagOnaduck-tr7hj Год назад +154

    As a person from Maryland, I can guarantee that every conversation we have has the words “Old Bay” or “Crab” in it.

    • @captainryusugi1128
      @captainryusugi1128 Год назад +6

      So Maryland has crabs?

    • @michaelterrell5061
      @michaelterrell5061 Год назад +5

      @@captainryusugi1128Great crabs.

    • @maybebirb
      @maybebirb Год назад +2

      Indeed. I am also a Marylander and I can confirm it

    • @3mily2.0
      @3mily2.0 Год назад +1

      I was just boutta say that lmao-

    • @a_d_d_i_e_
      @a_d_d_i_e_ 10 месяцев назад +3

      I can also confirm the hon it’s a part of my everyday vocabulary 😔

  • @LillianMeinke
    @LillianMeinke 3 месяца назад +5

    As a Nebraskan your quick "I'm here too" is very accurate😂😂😂

  • @noonzc-jp4be
    @noonzc-jp4be Год назад +151

    You know its gonna be a good day when Frank posts

  • @CarolinaBeanies
    @CarolinaBeanies Год назад +267

    As a North Carolinian, the only 2 lines, “Forget pizza, I got barbecue” and “ugh”, are incredibly accurate. Being ignored, but not totally ignored is so perfect

    • @johnasebes919
      @johnasebes919 Год назад +6

      As a North Carolinian I agree with this statement

    • @sicklycynical
      @sicklycynical Год назад +2

      EXACTLY what I was thinking!

    • @Agent_Free
      @Agent_Free 10 месяцев назад

      And the state vegetable is cookout

    • @Eliyahu_777
      @Eliyahu_777 10 месяцев назад +4

      @Kooky-insane-art-n-memessouth Carolina is where it’s at!

    • @Eliyahu_777
      @Eliyahu_777 10 месяцев назад +2

      @Kooky-insane-art-n-memes I ain’t ever heard of no “ocean isle beach” 💀

  • @Crackadditbob
    @Crackadditbob 7 месяцев назад +3

    “You wouldn’t last a day in Gary”
    Bro why tf is that so true😭

  • @thefleshyghost6327
    @thefleshyghost6327 Год назад +278

    As an Ohioan I almost died laughing over the fact the only word Ohio says is “Buckeyes”

    • @ScrumptiousCockatooSoda
      @ScrumptiousCockatooSoda 9 месяцев назад +10

      Facts.

    • @Ye__Glazer
      @Ye__Glazer 8 месяцев назад +9

      As another Ohioan, same

    • @auddiadem
      @auddiadem 8 месяцев назад +6

      i just knew it was either going to be OSU/buckeye related or a jab at skyline 😭my whole town is OBSESSED and we live an hour out from Cbus so you know in the southern half of the state its real. i go to the 'other' state school (if ykyk) and even people here wear osu merch. i cant escape it

    • @iiAllixxi_12ii
      @iiAllixxi_12ii 7 месяцев назад +4

      ikr XD I was despretly hoping itd be something else other then for a split second "BUCKEYES!"

    • @daniellethebluegrassreader1194
      @daniellethebluegrassreader1194 7 месяцев назад +2

      Accurate😁

  • @faitha2601
    @faitha2601 Год назад +145

    Rhode Island telling them all to shut up had me dying! 😂😂😂

    • @Capta1n_thunderYT
      @Capta1n_thunderYT Год назад +3

      We do tell people from other states to shut up

    • @faitha2601
      @faitha2601 Год назад

      @@Capta1n_thunderYT I know, I’m from RI. I just didn’t realize that that many people in Rhode Island told people to shut up 😅

  • @matts0688
    @matts0688 9 месяцев назад +2

    Haha as a Nebraska born I actually appreciate the “I’m here too”. Something regarding corn would’ve been too easy. And as a now South Dakotan you couldn’t get around the Mt Rushmore reference. It’s really the only thing people here have to cling onto, besides being the better Dakota of course

  • @deeyamehrotra5983
    @deeyamehrotra5983 Год назад +77

    Can we please appreciate the fact that Frank pulled off SO MANY different accents just for this video?

  • @DJdally123
    @DJdally123 Год назад +107

    As a person of Arizona, I love how he’s like, “grand, like the Grand Canyon,” and “Ive got iced tea.”

    • @Lichenroc
      @Lichenroc 10 месяцев назад +2

      Missed we got blue skies

    • @DJdally123
      @DJdally123 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Lichenroc wdym?

    • @khalidshubbar6911
      @khalidshubbar6911 4 месяца назад +3

      You also have a good flag.

    • @DJdally123
      @DJdally123 4 месяца назад +1

      @@khalidshubbar6911 yeah

  • @Omni-King-o1w
    @Omni-King-o1w 19 дней назад +1

    From Louisiana on here, love how you represented us😂

  • @thesupertight5684
    @thesupertight5684 Год назад +181

    As a minnesotan, I really feel the 4 words we had was worth so much.

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS 10 месяцев назад +19

      Ope, fellow Minnesotan!

    • @diannerogal6
      @diannerogal6 10 месяцев назад +8

      I missed it altogether. Didche do MN?

    • @zeqa9
      @zeqa9 10 месяцев назад +7

      Minnesota gangs wsp

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@zeqa9 yo

    • @magnet_taco
      @magnet_taco 10 месяцев назад +12

      Minnesota rise up 🔥🔥🔥

  • @joereyes7100
    @joereyes7100 Год назад +145

    You even included Puerto Rico, as a puertorican, thank you! Also, most of us want to be a state but at the same time we don’t want to lose our Olympic team

    • @Kingdom_Of_Dreams
      @Kingdom_Of_Dreams 10 месяцев назад +2

      And America doesn't want to adopt a welfare state that struggles with bankruptcy and poverty, though I know there are other reasons too.

    • @luke_cohen1
      @luke_cohen1 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Kingdom_Of_Dreams Statehood would solve a lot of Puerto Rico’s issues if we’re being honest but the process to get them there won’t be easy in the slightest due to various complex factors.

    • @SomuaSomua
      @SomuaSomua 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah you can join we would just have to make north and South Dakota one state so there would still be 50

    • @_mollyyy
      @_mollyyy 9 месяцев назад

      @@Kingdom_Of_Dreamswhat? america does. we’ve tried to make them a state, but it’s fine, they prefer to have the benefits but still be on their own

  • @RobertBDANIEL-ouest7est
    @RobertBDANIEL-ouest7est 9 месяцев назад +3

    Born & primarily raised in State of Colorado, one would be remiss not to respond to 'what is there to eat?' During a snow blizzard, most diners offer an Alfred Packard special. Land- locked St. also has recipe' for rocky mtn. oysters - a surprise for out-of-state tourists !

    • @PBurns-ng3gw
      @PBurns-ng3gw 8 месяцев назад +1

      Don’t know why they gave Alferd Packer such a hard time. All he did was have a couple of friends for lunch.

  • @words-with-wooly
    @words-with-wooly Год назад +195

    Ohio randomly yelling "Buckeyes" is probably the most accurate Ohioan representation I've seen... only thing better would be a fight with Michigan... or randomly saying "O H" waiting for the "I O"

    • @gmd2419
      @gmd2419 Год назад +8

      Yes 😂

    • @shimerrill967
      @shimerrill967 Год назад +9

      i live there and i agree

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +40

      my wife went to ohio state and i filmed the OH-IO chant but sadly i had to cut many jokes to keep the video short 😪

    • @huchlvr
      @huchlvr Год назад +2

      1000% this

    • @cablethelarryguy5811
      @cablethelarryguy5811 Год назад +7

      The personality of Ohioans is Ohio, plain and simple

  • @Foodhungryy
    @Foodhungryy Год назад +88

    Just seeing the title, I knew this skit was massive! Also your hilarious, I hope you post a lot more!

  • @Hambone42
    @Hambone42 День назад

    I really like how you changed the camera perspective depending on the state size, it was really creative!

  • @svenmaakestad3058
    @svenmaakestad3058 Год назад +68

    I lived in Alaska for 25 years. Having people over and playing board games really helped get through winter. That and vitamin D supplements.

    • @chompchoy4881
      @chompchoy4881 10 месяцев назад

      I feel that

    • @theEWDSDS
      @theEWDSDS 10 месяцев назад

      Us northerners have a vitamin D deficiency southerners can not comprehend

    • @Berserker0524
      @Berserker0524 10 месяцев назад

      I was born and raised in Alaska. What part were you staying at?

    • @dutchessandkay2280
      @dutchessandkay2280 10 месяцев назад

      That does sound a bit depressing, but at the same time that state fascinates me. I'm Floridian and I find it hilarious how technically the majority of us are afraid of the cold and 50°F is cold to us (which I know we understandably get laughed at for it, but it's just how we are.. we're just not used to it), but from vlogs I have seen of people who live in Alaska it seems like 20°F is considered "hot." I just think between the two extremes of us Floridians and Alaskans I find it hilarious and yet kind of fascinating. It gets like -50°F or so there right?

    • @Berserker0524
      @Berserker0524 10 месяцев назад

      @@dutchessandkay2280 -50 is only the extreme that you get when you go further up in Alaska, in Anchorage, which is the only city in Alaska it only gets about -20 or so and that’s on like a record-breaking winter normally it’s only like -10.

  • @kyerannisbet8895
    @kyerannisbet8895 Год назад +47

    The accents are so on point, especially the New York one 😂

  • @just4thethrills
    @just4thethrills 9 месяцев назад +3

    Closed out with NM was wondering how that was gonna get incorporated... efn nailed it

  • @AnnKas10
    @AnnKas10 Год назад +75

    As a foreigner, im def using this as a guide;)

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 Год назад +10

      As someone from Utah… It’s pretty accurate, not gonna lie

    • @thefrozenone417
      @thefrozenone417 Год назад +6

      Do it! But come to Alaska in the summer-it’s not depressing then. ;)

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 Год назад +1

      Gotta say Frank made Georgia look way more sane, being from Atlanta confirm that place is cracked 🤣also the Coke bit was extremely accurate 🤌🏽✨

  • @Freebie-g2k
    @Freebie-g2k Год назад +79

    I love the care he took in making the camera view for Texas to make him look bigger and smaller for Rhode Island😂

  • @Exotic_butters_YT
    @Exotic_butters_YT 7 месяцев назад +2

    As a Floridian I’m laughing my butt off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theaceofspades8619
    @theaceofspades8619 Год назад +149

    As a Rhode Islander this is the most representation I think I’ve ever seen! No joke! We’re literally known for being small and insignificant, also for being Massachusetts little brother.

  • @elizabethcochran3395
    @elizabethcochran3395 Год назад +47

    The New Mexico-alien nod gave me a chuckle.
    I also spent half the sketch wondering how FJ would roast PA (as a resident I have ideas 😅) Instead I got a wholesome take on PA wanting to bring everyone together. 😊

  • @RV1701
    @RV1701 9 месяцев назад +25

    1:55 Partner you're all hat and no cattle. -Wyoming
    Yes!

    • @FurryHater6to9
      @FurryHater6to9 4 месяца назад +4

      As a Montanan I was shocked we didn’t get the cowboy role too

    • @khalidshubbar6911
      @khalidshubbar6911 4 месяца назад

      The only thing I know about Wyoming is that one TheSeaRabbit video.

  • @Luv2Dnce4
    @Luv2Dnce4 Год назад +68

    I was waiting and waiting for NM to show up, but the states asking where NM was led me to believe it would spark a debate about whether or not we’re actually a state….but the alien bit was SO MUCH BETTER!

    • @laurenmellen654
      @laurenmellen654 Год назад +4

      I thought the same thing! Every time I'm out of state and tell people where I'm from, I get comments like, "I hear the beaches there are nice," "I've never been out of the country before," and my personal favorite, "You speak really good english!"

    • @ScruggzTheBuffaloBoyMusiK777
      @ScruggzTheBuffaloBoyMusiK777 Год назад +2

      As a person from New Mexico, I thought the same thing.

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Год назад +2

      @@laurenmellen654im not from New Mexico but wow that’s shocking to me

    • @laurenmellen654
      @laurenmellen654 Год назад +4

      @sheepsong5681 yeah, it's so bad, there's actually a shirt that says "New Mexico Facts. It's not new, and it's not Mexico." I like to wear it while I'm traveling.

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Год назад

      @@laurenmellen654 haha

  • @AbbieSparks-ew9zu
    @AbbieSparks-ew9zu Год назад +30

    As a Virginian, I want this again, but with West VA and VA fighting over who’s the favorite child

  • @hi-peeps-
    @hi-peeps- 5 месяцев назад +3

    as a central massachusetts’n the getting smaller with the writing and needing more room to write our name is so accurate 😭

  • @hharts83
    @hharts83 Год назад +55

    Nebraska: “I’m here, too.”
    Pretty much sums it up. As a Nebraskan and an INFP, I’m essentially invisible.

    • @emmtea7983
      @emmtea7983 Год назад +3

      As a Kansan and an INFP, I can relate😂

    • @hharts83
      @hharts83 Год назад +4

      @@emmtea7983 I feel for you! Life’s not easy when you’re an overlooked person in an overlooked state. 🥹

    • @eval4495
      @eval4495 Год назад +4

      I feel this when people forget I was there too when they're recalling a memory. 🙃

    • @hharts83
      @hharts83 Год назад +5

      @@eval4495 Yes! Especially when they’re specifically telling *you* about that memory/story like it’s completely new to you, and the entire time you’re just politely listening and dying a little inside.

    • @holleighlordel1575
      @holleighlordel1575 Год назад +4

      ENFP New Yorker here… I’ve been across I-80 and I-70 a couple times as a kid on cross country family camping trips (one time our car broke down in Manhattan, KS ironically enough). So I fully recognize that we don’t get to eat much without you guys in the middle… so thanks for being there. Hugs 🤗

  • @StephanieJeanne
    @StephanieJeanne Год назад +77

    Wow! This was worth the wait! I loved all those guys, but especially Colorado, Florida (the glasses and the accent) and Rhode Island haha! You got all the state isms in there! Hawaii was the most festive. D.C. tried to crash. Thanks, Frank! I needed a good laugh today! 🙌

    • @coreyrunyan6376
      @coreyrunyan6376 21 день назад

      I didn't feel he got Alaska right with how ok 23 hours of darkness during winter ''Haha'' but during summer 23 hours of light. Plus, that's only the far north of Alaska, and I would be on Montana's side. Stay the F away from me, especially Rhode Island. - Alaskan Citizen

  • @melatwrites
    @melatwrites 10 месяцев назад +3

    As a native Oregonian married to a Utahn and living in Utah, I thought you represented both states in such a short clip pretty well symbolically.
    Also, Oregon's explained why I'm now living in Utah.... 😂

  • @HeartlandHunny
    @HeartlandHunny Год назад +29

    “Fine, I’ll go. But I’ll be listening!” 😂 Yeah, that checks out.

  • @janefreedland
    @janefreedland Год назад +49

    I’m glad that Washington, my home state, made it as the main host. Sometimes I think people forget about us and mix us up with DC.

    • @writingisfun9842
      @writingisfun9842 Год назад +6

      I went to Washington. We were on the edge of Oregon nearly the whole time, but it was a beautiful state. There's so much to see, and a whole lot more than DC.

    • @Gur7910
      @Gur7910 Год назад +6

      As a fellow Washingtonian, I agree! We are indeed also the most rational state! :)

    • @lisagd22
      @lisagd22 Год назад +2

      Haha, I had the opposite mix-up. One day when I was in elementary school here in Maryland, my parents said we were going to Washington for the day. I couldn't figure out how we were going to get to Washington State and back in one day. Turns out we were going to DC. 😅

    • @sheepsong5681
      @sheepsong5681 Год назад +1

      @@lisagd22same!! When I was in elementary I lived in the south and we went on a road trip to Washington DC. When I got back, I looked at the U.S. map for Washington and only saw the state and pointed to my friends we drove all the way up there. The map was as big as a page and I saw no problems lol

    • @ScheherazOdd
      @ScheherazOdd Год назад

      He didn't really represent us well, imo. He didn't address our weirdness. David Lynch did a little better, at least as far as eastern Washington goes! 😄

  • @CornbreadLover01
    @CornbreadLover01 4 месяца назад +1

    As a North Carolinian, the bbq thang is ON POINT! And we also home of Bojangle's and Hardee's and first in flight! Much love from NC! ❤

  • @nickskuza6036
    @nickskuza6036 10 месяцев назад +57

    As a North Dakotan, I appreciate the eyeroll directed at Oregon. Also, the sibling rivalry between the Dakotas is on point, lol.

  • @emmtea7983
    @emmtea7983 Год назад +62

    Delaware saying “C’mon, man!” Is the best thing Frank has ever done🤣🤣

  • @samaradragonhart5719
    @samaradragonhart5719 7 месяцев назад +1

    as a Marylander, you nailed it. Our personality is crabs, Old Bay, and our flag. Also, love the crossover.

  • @rixithyellas0621
    @rixithyellas0621 Год назад +56

    As someone from Connecticut thank you for accurately pulling off our overly proper and historical attitude so well! Cheers from the Constitution state :>

  • @alishastreet7110
    @alishastreet7110 Год назад +33

    I love the fact that the southern accents aren't all the same and that the conversation devolved into an argument about food. I think it would be hilarious to see your take on Mississippi and Tennessee arguing over who gets to claim Elvis. 😂

    • @s7e6p19
      @s7e6p19 Год назад +2

      The South is definitely about food. Esp south Louisiana. Bosses would come into our office hour b4 lunch to discuss where going to eat, pro/con of past eateries. Never saw the like elsewhere!

    • @Themaestro124
      @Themaestro124 10 месяцев назад +3

      We Mississippians most definitely claim Elvis, no argument.

    • @Bemediasavvy865
      @Bemediasavvy865 9 месяцев назад

      @@Themaestro124 East Tennesseans don't even claim Memphis! It's East Arkansas or North Mississippi to us. Besides, we already have Dolly. You can claim Elvis. 😂

  • @SolverEdits
    @SolverEdits 6 месяцев назад +2

    My state of MN barely got any lines, they were the exact same line, and it was flipping hilarious!

  • @maybelater6282
    @maybelater6282 Год назад +84

    As someone who lives right next to Gary, can confirm that New Jersey would not last a day in Gary

    • @FrankJames
      @FrankJames  Год назад +20

      LOL

    • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
      @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 Год назад +3

      I couldn't disagree more, but that's OK. Indiana has nothing to offer us.

    • @lishayost44
      @lishayost44 Год назад +2

      @@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 lol, my husband calls NJ Satan's armpit.

    • @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0
      @ShinobiPhoenix-YT0 Год назад +3

      @@lishayost44 That's cool, NJ has the money and policies to not care.

    • @shimerrill967
      @shimerrill967 Год назад

      @@lishayost44 Really ? I’ve never heard of that

  • @butterflysuki7772
    @butterflysuki7772 Год назад +22

    This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Being from Texas... yes. But raised in Michigan on Detroit style pizza... You hit all the right buttons here. EXCELLENT video.

    • @butterflysuki7772
      @butterflysuki7772 Год назад +2

      @@thatguydylan314 you see the rectangle and tiny pepperonis and you KNOW it’s gonna be good! I miss it too! 😭

    • @bekindist
      @bekindist Год назад +2

      @@butterflysuki7772 The corner piece is the best😋

  • @radiant_carefree_dreamy
    @radiant_carefree_dreamy Месяц назад

    I love all the crab jokes, old bay and orioles hat, its a nice touch 🧡

  • @aryyaboi9551
    @aryyaboi9551 Год назад +41

    I can't believe no one is mentioning the Puerto Rico history joke 💀

  • @cablethelarryguy5811
    @cablethelarryguy5811 Год назад +67

    As an Ohioan I feel fully represented by your depiction

  • @hauntedmedic373
    @hauntedmedic373 2 месяца назад

    Oregonian here, thanks for the All-Father beard!

  • @sandy15523
    @sandy15523 Год назад +62

    As a Washingtonian, the fact that Washington was just standing there and watching all the states argue makes a lot of sense!😂😂😂

    • @madkat7428
      @madkat7428 7 месяцев назад +1

      Im from Walla walla. I can relate with both washington and Oregon

    • @madkat7428
      @madkat7428 7 месяцев назад

      @T_Krueger you aren’t wrong but still. Even in videos discussing all the towns in washington they always gloss over Walla walla

    • @MatchMan7
      @MatchMan7 6 месяцев назад +1

      Real

  • @melodyconte
    @melodyconte Год назад +21

    I love how Massachusetts doesn't even fit on the paper 🤣 Frank was like F this! 😆

  • @lindseymccoy1633
    @lindseymccoy1633 8 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who's from Missouri and I've tried to use to pizza for us to be in there for literally 10 seconds now

  • @sw9618
    @sw9618 Год назад +29

    Let's appreciate that Frank conserved paper by just taping an S over the N for South Dakota. But did it differently for the Carolinas and W/Virginia.

  • @KenBober
    @KenBober 10 месяцев назад +49

    As a conneticut resident the snobbish attitude is spot on

    • @khalidshubbar6911
      @khalidshubbar6911 4 месяца назад

      Exactly. You people think you are so cool, you "need to reach the Pacific coast".
      No hard feelings.

    • @KenBober
      @KenBober 4 месяца назад +2

      @khalidshubbar6911 ohhh HELL no......

    • @skepticGFX
      @skepticGFX 3 месяца назад

      im also from connecticut what part are you from? Im from new heaven

    • @Yonaqusf
      @Yonaqusf 2 месяца назад

      @@skepticGFX Hi, Im from Hartford County.

  • @OctoLeoYT
    @OctoLeoYT 6 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who lives in Louisiana, I love that joke where they say “A spicy bowl of jambalaya on a chili day. Which we don’t have” so much, and that you made them mention crawfish. “Crawdaddies” got me dying lmao

  • @ggmochie2615
    @ggmochie2615 Год назад +22

    That unexpected twist at the end (also kind of an inside joke to loyal viewers) has got to be one of the best things on this channel yet xD

  • @ArtistIntuiting
    @ArtistIntuiting Год назад +23

    This is brilliant! 😂 so many good characters interacting lol! And the New Mexico bit was a clever surprise! 😄 I love how the conversation flows too! You've really outdone yourself lol 😊
    ...I can't bear to pick favourite parts 😅 I'll end up listing too many lol

  • @LostVoid-kw8my
    @LostVoid-kw8my 8 месяцев назад +2

    Minnesota: pops up 2 times and says "oh, sure" both times, then dissappears. Both times.

  • @kalyssayoude9706
    @kalyssayoude9706 Год назад +24

    As a Montanan, even though we only had one line, it was the perfect one. Please don't move here.👍😂

    • @saraapt310
      @saraapt310 Год назад +5

      That’s right. Montana’s full. I hear North Dakota’s nice.

    • @randomwriter02
      @randomwriter02 Год назад +3

      Oi, don't send them to us 😂

  • @yahaira3151
    @yahaira3151 Год назад +19

    I am from Puerto Rico, this was hilarious! 😂 I was having a really bad day, thanks for this❤

  • @S0fie2979
    @S0fie2979 5 месяцев назад +2

    I just love the fact that Indiana and Illinois was went like a few second in the video and peaced out💀

  • @thememe4u
    @thememe4u Год назад +31

    3:01 Alabama: "You're the only ten I see"
    Wait they are all related why is Alabama flirting...
    *Oh wait that's the joke* 💀

    • @cbortz496
      @cbortz496 11 месяцев назад

      I love alabama!

    • @Sw3eT_HoMe_AlAbAmA
      @Sw3eT_HoMe_AlAbAmA 10 месяцев назад

      I live in Alabama

    • @preppy_mill_baddiez1
      @preppy_mill_baddiez1 9 месяцев назад

      @@Sw3eT_HoMe_AlAbAmA Same but it’s still illegal to date rel- you get it💀

  • @throughthevalleytherapy
    @throughthevalleytherapy Год назад +5

    As a therapist YOU, Frank James, are a form of therapy! Laughter is the best medicine. Thank you so much. This world needs more of this!!
    🙏🏽❤️✝️👣🌄

  • @thelastspinosaur6451
    @thelastspinosaur6451 9 месяцев назад +2

    Minnesota needed to say “You betcha!”

  • @dylanfield7098
    @dylanfield7098 Год назад +33

    I love how all Arizona had to say about itself was the Grand Canyon and Ice Tea and then just stayed quiet while everyone else was busy arguing lol

    • @brocklastname6682
      @brocklastname6682 Год назад +2

      Arizona Iced Tea isn't even from Arizona. Which makes it even funnier.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +2

      @@brocklastname6682 Same for Hawaiian pizza I think