I love how Niko has so much patience when dealing with people like this guy, Vlad, etc. He knows they're all bark and no bite and not worth the time arguing with
Tip to players: The cops can't open your door because the driver locks it. If they manage to break the window by shooting at you, they will be able to put their hands inside and open the door... That's some good AI work right there.
@Fictional Subliminals true. but you can't lie that gta V really had a much weaker story than the other games. it's fun but it was pretty much like an action game. not really sure about gta online to as it's just full of 12 year olds with oppressors now but yeah
i swear its so stupid that in IV you need to hold down the enter button instead of just the opposite if you want to jack it, glad V fixed that, happens all the time whenever i called taxis and get the driver heart attack thinking its a jacking lmao
" I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin." *Niko picks his destination* "I thought you would say you wanted to go to a brothel full of men."
the reason why mohammad hates niko bellic is simply because he can't make earning business to pick up real fares the ones who are paying passengers and it delays his earnings in the job and he can't refuse to pick and drive him up for free because he was being a cousin to roman bellic, a relative and also the one who told him to pick him up, if refuses to do so he will get fired on the job,
@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 mohammed does earn money but it's too little and he is underpaid and poorly treated, i understand why mohammed hates niko bellic and i can't blame him for such thing, imagine, you earn little in your job in being a taxi driver and does someones gets VIP treatment for a person being a relative or close friend of the company owner and it delays your earnings in the job you do.
Dude, this is the secret hero of GTA 4. Without him I would have never been able to save money on cabs in order to buy the really important peruses suit, underrated character.
That's because IV's has an actual combat system. People fight and take multiple hits. All fights in V are one hits, and to "spice it up", you can dodge by clicking one button. Ooh aah
@@TRACKSTARRR the name of Mohammed is mentioned only twice in the game, both times by Roman, in the introductory cutscene to the mission Concrete Jungle. And well, it’s safe to assume Mohammed is the name of the cab driver we can call for free fares
@@r.warmerdam3759in a car you have stuff like tree shaped well since you don’t know the word “air freshener” to make the car smell good for example when you smoke a lot in a car And he’s saying how Niko is a dirt bag therefor smelling bad
I just laughed my ass off when i read your comment cause i remember hearing that too for the first time! His hilarious insults are the reason i didnt kill him each and every time.
The positive thing about this cab driver is, that he also drives you when the police is hunting you. Kind of sad, that you cannot take this service anymore after Roman's taxi company is burned down.
I found Roman’s cab driver to be hilarious. I never killed him either because I play incredibly realistic or as much as possible, and I always thought it looked stupid if you kill him, and then he picks you up again later.
6:36 the insurance company tought it was an electrical fire but Weasel News says people saw two guys throw molotov cocktails at the building... hmm thats some dumb insurance company
"Mohammed comes from the Middle East and although his country of origin is not specified, it is guessed by his accent and his Muslim name that he comes from a Muslim country." gta.wiki
i used to get wanted levels all the time with him as driver and keep setting markers at each end of the city to see if he made it without getting killed haha
"Girls dig this car, do they? Useful to know." said Niko as Mohammed did a 500-point turn in some poor family's driveway, smashing up the exterior of the cab
9:07 So.... Am I taking you to a big drug deal or some shit my friend? You got a package of snow strapped onto your chest? That part had me dying 😂 😂 😂
1:08 the guy driving the cab: *talking about how he gets girls cause he drives and he's a player* also the guy driving the cab: *crashing into a tree every 2 seconds while trying to get out of a driveway*
I like how at the beginning he just drives into the tree over and over without giving a shit and not even bothering to acknowledge that it's happening.Lol.
he is angry because he can't pick up fares so he can earn money and it delays him from earning because he has to drive niko bellic for free since his cousin told him to do which was his boss if mohammed refuses he will get fired from his job
@@MTC008 but let's be real since Roman is essentially his boss wouldn't it be realistic for you not to insult your boss's cousin ? Lets be real if that happened in real life your Ass would have been fired pronto.
My favourite thing to do in GTA 4 was to tell Roman's cab driver to go somewhere then i would use cheats to get a 6 star wanted level and then i would watch him driving around trying to avoid crashing into the cops... but the cops killed him most of the time :(
I love how Niko has so much patience when dealing with people like this guy, Vlad, etc. He knows they're all bark and no bite and not worth the time arguing with
Well Niko been in the army so he should be chill despite the words...
@@dmz4162 ikr
That’s because he kills them and knows they will get what they deserve.
I mean Niko murdered Vlad and it led him into a giant mess for the rest of the game
@@dmz4162 you kidding me when vlad asked em for some coffee he fucking went on a period
this guy can't even drive! wtf???
Thats why its free ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mr. Spyon100 what the fuck did that come from chill out man
That's cause he's Asian!
+AwesomeShite Yup,he is probably a stormtrooper.Since he drives shittier than an already drunken Luis/Niko.
Mr. Spyon100 but you have a minecraft video called TNT Tests on your channel 💀
Tip to players: The cops can't open your door because the driver locks it. If they manage to break the window by shooting at you, they will be able to put their hands inside and open the door... That's some good AI work right there.
That’s not a tip, chief. It’s a fun fact.
Bruh GTA V AI doesn't even do that lol.
@@justdanceparadisearchive3888 yep lol. this is a 12 year old game and it still holds up to most games these days lol
@Fictional Subliminals true. but you can't lie that gta V really had a much weaker story than the other games. it's fun but it was pretty much like an action game. not really sure about gta online to as it's just full of 12 year olds with oppressors now but yeah
@@justdanceparadisearchive3888 lol if gta v cops see u they will kill u and never even try to arrest u
"It's not the car, it's the player driving this shit." as he proceeds to keep ramming into a tree and the side of a house. XD
lol
Just needs a bit of turning........alot of turning
It's shit indeed.
yea u can tell the devs deliberately made his driving ai shit aswell 😂 genius
My dead grandpa can drive better then Mohamed
3:27 That mini heart attack of the cab driver... priceless
XD
Dude be like: 😀 😧? 😀
💀
i swear its so stupid that in IV you need to hold down the enter button instead of just the opposite if you want to jack it, glad V fixed that, happens all the time whenever i called taxis and get the driver heart attack thinking its a jacking lmao
Cause he got a gun
He calls niko ugly and freeloading but then calls him friend in the same sentence. LoL
SSSilentGunn Can YOU DIG ITTT!!!
Sergey Grushin He ain't American.
Sergey Grushin Oh,thanks for explanation.
@@sergeisergei977 it's a game. You're looking too hard into it.
@@nilstrobaggia735 okay?
why is this man not a meme?
Ummmm? Is that how you write it meme dafuq?!
CARL JOHNSON Gotham city 4 life
Because gta 4 is older than most kids who are into memes
He is now.
Ajani Jama , girl?
Am I one of the only people who shot him every single time?
Terribly Charismatic every single time
Terribly Charismatic Duck not really
I always fight him with and i shoot him too
i remember i would always punch the window after he dropped me off 😂😂
Same my guy
Weazel news: "People saw two men throwing molotov cocktail"
Insurance company: "We believe it's an electrical fire"
Ooooookay
They've just threw the molotovs at the eletric painel I guess lol
What happen if u kill him?
It was either Dimitri's men or Dimitri and bulgarin did it
Welcome to liberty city....a city full of idiots!
Dire Wolf *This is America starts to play*
Imagine if Trevor becomes this bumblacot's passenger, Trevor would have killed him 10 times in his mind
Jacob Hughes “you sir, are not very *FUCKING* nice!!!”
I made Niko kill him every time and steal the cab make the money and pussy myself
Inagine bumbaclot trevor fe ris kostumer fe uill quill him.
Man u rite like shit.
Trevor would not only kill him he'd eat him too
You forgot one dialogue.
He comments on the radio station you tell him to change to.
hich11111 okay
A year old comment but still:
"You have no taste in radio stations!"
J25 "Worst taster in radio station ive ever heard!"
No also the go away head dick one
Albert Abreu This one happen when you arrive at the location and he "eject" you out.
" I see you are taking a break from romancing every animal in the zoo to abuse the generosity of your cousin." *Niko picks his destination* "I thought you would say you wanted to go to a brothel full of men."
LMAO! Hilarious and savage!
the reason why mohammad hates niko bellic is simply because he can't make earning business to pick up real fares the ones who are paying passengers and it delays his earnings in the job and he can't refuse to pick and drive him up for free because he was being a cousin to roman bellic, a relative and also the one who told him to pick him up, if refuses to do so he will get fired on the job,
@@MTC008 why does he have to help Roman for no money?
@@idontknowwhattoputhere.3572 mohammed does earn money but it's too little and he is underpaid and poorly treated, i understand why mohammed hates niko bellic and i can't blame him for such thing, imagine, you earn little in your job in being a taxi driver and does someones gets VIP treatment for a person being a relative or close friend of the company owner and it delays your earnings in the job you do.
@@MTC008 yeah that's the reality of it. You'd think that Niko would want to help the guy out, but hey. it's just a game.
The first pick-up was fucking hilarious. Literally the worst driver ever. He should have been fired on that alone.
Dude, this is the secret hero of GTA 4. Without him I would have never been able to save money on cabs in order to buy the really important peruses suit, underrated character.
@Negros are black LOL bro it was 3 years ago why u replying
@yourmother3819🤓 AcHKtUaLlY
@yourmother3819 🤓
@yourmother3819 i wonder if this is how you act in real life, jesus you are the biggest loser ever
@yourmother3819It’s not that deep 😂
"Girls like the player driving this car" man you can't even drive that junk heap you make CJ seem like a professional driver!
OMFG 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
*Blue Sultans
Wait cj is not a bad driver
@@fastcar544 in the mission "reuniting the families" ryder jokes about cj crashing the car again
@@fastcar544 it's just a running joke in the game that he's a terrible driver
He's... not the best driver...
yeah, even a noob in driver:parallel lines(considering TK is meant to be a getaway driver) can drive better lol
He drives shittier than me in GTA!
Still better than me driving...
EpicTrain999 that’s why it’s free
Sam Lewis , girl?
I think GTA 4s fist fighting is better than GTA 5s
Way better
That's because IV's has an actual combat system. People fight and take multiple hits. All fights in V are one hits, and to "spice it up", you can dodge by clicking one button. Ooh aah
Harry You can do the exact thing in GTA 4.
Nazhone Hubbard Not really.
Nazhone Hubbard you have to time it though
"Not only do you not pay for the ride, but you make the car smell of pig shit!" - Mohammed
(I laugh whenever he says that. XD)
@@TRACKSTARRR just looked it up: gta.fandom.com/wiki/Mohammed
@@TRACKSTARRR that's his name in the GTA bio my nigga
@@TRACKSTARRR the name of Mohammed is mentioned only twice in the game, both times by Roman, in the introductory cutscene to the mission Concrete Jungle. And well, it’s safe to assume Mohammed is the name of the cab driver we can call for free fares
*This cab driver is so savage* 😂😂
*I must get one of those tree-shaped air fresheners if I am going to be ferrying around dirt bags like you."
😂😂😂
what is this refer to bro care to explain
@@r.warmerdam3759in a car you have stuff like tree shaped well since you don’t know the word “air freshener” to make the car smell good for example when you smoke a lot in a car
And he’s saying how Niko is a dirt bag therefor smelling bad
"You're cold, man. Ice cold."
I feel like I saw you on a mrsaintsgodzilla21 video
Hes everywhere
Brucie : Hey, that's my dialogue!
Blackpanthaa
Talks to much but can't even turn or drive properly
That's exactly what I thought.
Brags about his affairs with women, yet can’t even drive properly.
If it'll make you all feel better, his medical bill will be very high for every time he dies in drop offs.
Most people that play gta can't drive properly
Lmao the first clip was comical. Just back and forth back and forth lol
Geez i thought i was bad at driving in gta
8:30 crashes after trash talking😂😂😂
Richie Meintel ikr😂💀
Richie Meintel just like 0:51
:) what a jackass
lmao
What an asshole
"Hey man, don't talk shit about Roman."
Niko is a loyal cousin.
4:17 “Your customer service is impeccable 👌🏼”
😂 God I love Niko’s sarcasm
Niko can be rarely hilarious 😅😂
"My friend, you are a bitch"
Dead💀💀
i láugh át dát shit too
Best line in the game.
DEUUEAUGH! aka Twat DEUUUUUUUEAUGH XD
Anthony Miller yeah I know
my dead grandmother drive better than this guy
Ikr
gerald smerea that took a dark turn
my dog can drive better
My dad's used bandaid can drive better
im 11 and i can drive better than him (i can drive if ur wondering)
WORST employee of the year
You said it pal.
I agree with you.
Because you go for free man :))))
2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 and the start of 2013.
Niko's sarcasm even being insulted just makes it more funnier
"It's not the car, It's the player driving the car"
Proceeds to ram his car into a tree
Let's go bowling
ROMAN BELLIC? BOWLING? OK THEN PICK MY UP AT NIKO'S HOUSE
i wanna go on a chopper and see some titties at the stand up comedy club
Hay roman
ok.
No u
I fucking love this guy he makes me laugh every time
"I get so much pussy in this town im surprised there's any left for the rest of you!"
*"Me too."*
Also Roman's cab is perfect for earning the Walk Free achievement
I got that too.
Yeah
I laughed my ass off the first time he called Niko a “dog lover”. This guy is hilarious.
I just laughed my ass off when i read your comment cause i remember hearing that too for the first time! His hilarious insults are the reason i didnt kill him each and every time.
"Lucky for you I'm a dog lover" - Shaggy
9:45 “Of course, and to help your survival you should stick to driving this car, man.” I have a feeling Niko was saying a threat.
The positive thing about this cab driver is, that he also drives you when the police is hunting you.
Kind of sad, that you cannot take this service anymore after Roman's taxi company is burned down.
Roman rebuilds the cab business from the insurance money, and then Mohammed will pick you up in a black Cavalcade (10:01 in the video)
whatever57010 Nice, I think I never tried that out, but i have finished the story. Haven't played GTA IV since ages, I should try that out soon.
What? I always do
@@DubFanLatino he didnt finish the Game i think 😆
@@whatever57010 Gray Cavalcade not Black
2:33
Niko: You got a wife? How about all that women you pick up in the car?
Muhammad: My friend..You..Are a Bitch!!
LMAO
lmao
Christian Ross I love that women yeah...
But I love pussy too
I found Roman’s cab driver to be hilarious. I never killed him either because I play incredibly realistic or as much as possible, and I always thought it looked stupid if you kill him, and then he picks you up again later.
"It's the player driving this shit"
*proceeds to keep driving back and forth hitting the wall*
6:36 the insurance company tought it was an electrical fire but Weasel News says people saw two guys throw molotov cocktails at the building... hmm thats some dumb insurance company
Weazel news are fake news
8:24 - 8:32 IM DONE 😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Yeah, especially after the idiot drives into a wall XDDDD
🚕⬅️💥😂
I love this game. Maybe dark and dreary but the universe is full of life. It feel like you are really there after a few missions.
And for a few bowling rounds 🎳
Niko: Could I get a cab?
Roman: Sure, Niko!
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Roman: Hey cousin, lets go bo-
Niko: *Hung up*
😂😂
Hey cousin
😂😂😂😂
👎Roman
Lukey Luke 😂😂😂
2:50
"Of course I love her my friend she cooks for me and does my laundry"
-Taxi Driver 2008
From ENXGMA?
@@skzenith6929 yes
AND HE LOVES P***Y TOO
(El Risitas laugh mp3)
Am I the only person who actually loves this character? I think he’s hilarious lmao
This nigga be having me dead
You can also skip the cab ride while the cops are on you and it takes you out of the police zone
provided your destination was outside that zone :)
"Mohammed comes from the Middle East and although his country of origin is not specified, it is guessed by his accent and his Muslim name that he comes from a Muslim country." gta.wiki
Sounds Pakistani
QHDesigns786
Yeah I guess so..
I'm muslim but I don't know muslim is that racist
He’s definitely an aapna😂😂
@@officialsliime aapna?
"I've seen shit you couldn't imagine" I'm pretty sure niko has an idea, considering he saw his own childhood friends die
I’m not sure if it’s my sense of humor or my high patience meter, but I personally think this guy is hilarious.
i used to get wanted levels all the time with him as driver and keep setting markers at each end of the city to see if he made it without getting killed haha
2:35
Niko : you got a wife ? How about all the women you pick up in the car ?
Mohammed : My friend, you.. are a bitch !
😂😂😂
This single character has the greatest lines in GTA history. Every single one is gold ahaha
“Roman is real lucky to have you working for him.”
I'm from India and his accent it's so accurate, it cracks me up everytime. 😂
The most underrated character ever he makes me chuckle everytime
Niko: "Yeah? Well, maybe you should chill out you'll get a heart attack getting so angry"
Says the one who gets pissed during shootouts
It's different. Shoot outs can't be chilled out.
So you would be chill about people trying to kill you..?
I think a heart attack is the least of niko's worries during a shootout.
LowResGamr
Agree
right 😂
This is very trippy. I revisited gta iv last night and tried calling this guy for the first time. I then wondered if anyone’s made a video about him.
_"I must get one of those tree-shaped air fresheners if I am going to be ferrying around _*_DIRT BAGS_*_ like _*_Y O U_*_ "_
"There are bigger problems than me in this town" he says after gunning down multiple cops
This character was so damn fun
Niko Bellic and Roman Bellic relationship and acts more like a sibling than being a cousin
"Good riddance, dog lover!"
"THANK YOU"
“Mom, can we ride in a taxi?”
“We have a taxi at home, dear.”
*The taxi at home:*
"Girls dig this car, do they? Useful to know." said Niko as Mohammed did a 500-point turn in some poor family's driveway, smashing up the exterior of the cab
This guy is worst then the 12 old snobs on Xbox
Well then again....
Pyro they still exist?...i thought i they were extinct XD
@@grimpotato1637 *extinct lol
@@jeffdakid5845 oh damn a year later and i just noticed i made this spelling error i must've been sleep deprived making this😂
@@grimpotato1637 ngl I didn't peep this was a year old I thought it was recent lol and it's all good mistakes happen
@@jeffdakid5845 ooooof true we all make mistakes every now and again you are right we are only human after all lol
3:03 *GOOD RIDDANCE DOG LOVER!!!* 🐶😂
3:50 wtf lol
Physics
Lol he doesn't know how to drive!
Franklin Clinton it's an excuse to annoy Niko
He needs your abilities of driving
"Get in you free riding Dog Lover" 🤣🤣🤣
8:07 Niko - Shit I didn't realize you had six kids
That part finishes me up 😂😂😂
You can't even change the radio station while this dude complain about you changing it.
3:05 good riddance dog lover
Niko: Thank you!
Oh my God I'm fucking dying laughing 😂😂
Best character in the game by a mile, I wish he had more dialogues
Thanks dude you're a life saver, I lost two of those dialogues because Malloire bitch wouldn't stop calling me at the wrong fucking time!
TovenOvideoRPC I had that same problem today.
This guy and every conversation he has with Niko is my favorite part of this game, made me cry of laughter many times.
5:30
"Roman is ten times the man....BOOM!"
If he was my uber driver, 5 stars all around
Same, much more engaging than the typical no words driver
Would you tip him
Yes
DOG LOVER 😂😂
9:07 So.... Am I taking you to a big drug deal or some shit my friend? You got a package of snow strapped onto your chest?
That part had me dying 😂 😂 😂
1:08
the guy driving the cab: *talking about how he gets girls cause he drives and he's a player*
also the guy driving the cab: *crashing into a tree every 2 seconds while trying to get out of a driveway*
1:32
The driver: I gEt sO MuCh pUssY!
Me: well do you get driving lessons?
That costs money.
@@jasondyrkacz8270 So does pussy 😂
2:12 I love how fucking steamed Mohammed sounds. He’s so tired of his job!
I like how at the beginning he just drives into the tree over and over without giving a shit and not even bothering to acknowledge that it's happening.Lol.
LCPD: “Pull over you maniac!!”
LCPD: **smashes into a building and mows down a light pole**
He’s one of the only guys to constantly insult Niko without getting murdered.
Lol I killed this dude every single ride, not even exaggerating
Insults the passenger, who is the cousin of his employer, then proceeds to drive against a wall.
i wonder how he managed to pick up all those chicks when he can't even stop driving the car into a tree =P.
They pressed ENTER to skip therided
I think he's lying about that
The cab driver is always funny when he's angry or insulting Niko, it's hilarious.
he is angry because he can't pick up fares so he can earn money and it delays him from earning because he has to drive niko bellic for free since his cousin told him to do which was his boss if mohammed refuses he will get fired from his job
@@MTC008 but let's be real since Roman is essentially his boss wouldn't it be realistic for you not to insult your boss's cousin ? Lets be real if that happened in real life your Ass would have been fired pronto.
@@tenkyu778 i just understand the point that why he is so angry
@@MTC008 I know but it is kinda risky for him to openly say that he hates Niko considering that this is Niko we are talking about
My favourite thing to do in GTA 4 was to tell Roman's cab driver to go somewhere then i would use cheats to get a 6 star wanted level and then i would watch him driving around trying to avoid crashing into the cops... but the cops killed him most of the time :(
Even a sea sponge, who failed multiple times in his driving course, is a better driver than him. No hint of doubt.
7:07 that bloody song plenty memories
What's it called
@@iiluciferii666 pahetki o tebe
Memories of listening to that with the crew while stealing the stockade in bomb the base
@@iiluciferii666 ranetki o tebe
*chased by 3 cop cars*
*continues driving like a normal civilian*
They need to make this backwards compatible!
Osirus Theprophet definitely
they did
Someone doesn’t own a Xbox 1
pc version works to this day !!1!
this must be the aftermath of "roman's sorrow" mission since dimitri burned down the bellic's apartment and roman's cab depot.
I would have laughed if after the first ride the cab actually had a tree air freshener hanging from the mirror.
That would be perfect!! Maybe there’s a mod for that lol
13:28 Imagine being that dude.
3:28
The cab drivers reaction is fucking hilarious 😂 God I love GTA IV
3:26:
Oh shit this dude with a rifle is gonna kill me D:
Oh, he is just a customer, nvm (:
It do be like that in the US tho
"This isn't suppose to happen"
"Only locked 99% of the time"
The door unlocked because the driver died.
oh oh , someone beat me to the punch after watching this vid in 2021.
didnt even know the trick but was able to determine it was after he died (which i was waiting for LOL) that it would not work after haha.
50 grand say he's still a Virgin and he isn't married 😂
He's also in the closet.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roman's insurance rates are through the roof because of this guy's driving.
It was discovered years later that Niko and Roman took him bowling and they all died in a housefire after a cat orgy