I Built a Zoo Where Nobody Is Safe

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2019
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  • @chloe-dr4rk
    @chloe-dr4rk 4 года назад +584

    animal: dies
    george: *HES HAVING A WHALE OF A TIME*

  • @jonathanjoestsar337
    @jonathanjoestsar337 4 года назад +714

    I love how George has such a soft spot for the apes. It's like when they give murderers a canary to look after.

  • @midnightsrain9
    @midnightsrain9 4 года назад +499

    *elephant dies*
    alex: “oh no this is gonna be bad for the yelp reviews.”

  • @shorthairkorra
    @shorthairkorra 4 года назад +913

    george and alex: *builds the pen shitly on purpose so the animals die*
    animal: *dies*
    george and alex: O-

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад +7

      paige lads they lost an eye
      O-

    • @shorthairkorra
      @shorthairkorra 4 года назад +3

      Com-e Kem.p it was meant to be “o-“ as the pikachu meme lmao

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад +3

      paige lads I’m deaf so I can’t hear airplanes

    • @nxahsvidz
      @nxahsvidz 4 года назад

      @@D.KlWA-aG ok

  • @ariane8851
    @ariane8851 4 года назад +173

    alex: he’s alone mate
    george: i’ll get him another bonobo
    alex: he’s alone in the universe
    george: i’ll geT HIM ANOTHER BONOBO

  • @shronkkthe3rd838
    @shronkkthe3rd838 4 года назад +706

    People die
    George and Alex: meh
    Animals dies
    George and Alex: :o

  • @spicycel9246
    @spicycel9246 4 года назад +665

    No one:
    Alex: *I wAnNa sEe hiM DiE iN FiRsT pErsOn*

    • @gite8116
      @gite8116 4 года назад

      How 400 likes but no comments lol

    • @rona6177
      @rona6177 4 года назад +1

      beautiful.

  • @sophieh1862
    @sophieh1862 4 года назад +125

    this video is just alex lamenting over george’s decisions for 13 minutes

  • @juicye920
    @juicye920 4 года назад +389

    Reads title:
    Finally a zoo where I can take the wife and kids

  • @abbie1790
    @abbie1790 4 года назад +338

    me: *listening with my earphones in quite peacefully*
    George: *screams at the top of his lungs* “OH NO THE ELEPHANTS DIED”

  • @dropletlol3004
    @dropletlol3004 4 года назад +141

    Game: Wolf is thirs-
    George: *FOR BLOOD*

  • @CrazyGoatGuuus
    @CrazyGoatGuuus 4 года назад +70

    Still waiting for a tapir park once Alex discovers they actually are in the game under Bairds Tapir.

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 года назад +772

    never would have guessed george was such a sadist before this series
    oh okay so alex is just as bad lol

  • @DarceyDuff
    @DarceyDuff 4 года назад +335

    no one at all:
    george: oH nO tHe eLePhAnT's DiEd

    • @Andante75
      @Andante75 4 года назад +3

      Spoiler alert!

    • @DarceyDuff
      @DarceyDuff 4 года назад +1

      @@Andante75 ahhh sorry :(

    • @DarceyDuff
      @DarceyDuff 4 года назад +1

      @Avery Clayton haha yeah 😂

    • @Andante75
      @Andante75 4 года назад

      u n k o w n The stupid think is I was actually upset when I wrote that 😂

    • @DarceyDuff
      @DarceyDuff 4 года назад

      @@Andante75 😂😂

  • @D3RPTV
    @D3RPTV 4 года назад +86

    “Is that a tortoise”
    *hippo picture appears*
    “Oh no its not”

    • @ria7803
      @ria7803 4 года назад +2

      there was no hippo what are you on about

  • @midnightsrain9
    @midnightsrain9 4 года назад +29

    what we hear: *planet zoo*
    what george and alex hear: *hunger games*

  • @illusive4726
    @illusive4726 4 года назад +116

    George: bonobo’s fine I think he’s going to get along great with the tiger
    Bonobo dies
    George: What!? how did that happen?

  • @w_r_m_c3066
    @w_r_m_c3066 4 года назад +16

    No one:
    Absoloutely nobody:
    Alex: "We put a brown bear in a box for 7 years..."

  • @charmander2159
    @charmander2159 4 года назад +170

    the best zoo: a prison

  • @ollybickle1950
    @ollybickle1950 4 года назад +16

    Literally no one:
    George: *builds a bonobo auschwitz*

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 4 года назад +527

    Imma tell my kids this was Steve Irwin

    • @thepastrysection9224
      @thepastrysection9224 4 года назад +12

      Imma tell my kids this was Peta

    • @Syndersis
      @Syndersis 4 года назад

      Global warming: 🤭🤫

    • @ninny9268
      @ninny9268 4 года назад +2

      Not funny tho :/

    • @peach_bunnyxox8069
      @peach_bunnyxox8069 4 года назад +8

      You mean to tell me that This isn’t Steve Irwin?

    • @char2716
      @char2716 4 года назад +3

      @@ninny9268 BOO HOO GO CRY ABOUT IT

  • @ronx9995
    @ronx9995 4 года назад +13

    *Great facilities, amazing customer service and lovely animals.*
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @rosemarshall2267
    @rosemarshall2267 4 года назад +14

    Last episode: “Wolves can not be released into the wild”
    George: “I’m gonna destroy this mans whole career”

  • @absolutgammal1644
    @absolutgammal1644 4 года назад +33

    The third episodes title “ I Built a Prison Where Nobody Is Safe”

  • @jackloveridge6329
    @jackloveridge6329 4 года назад +48

    I’d like to see George play this and actually try and make an actual zoo

    • @jackloveridge6329
      @jackloveridge6329 4 года назад +3

      He can still make it funny though

    • @vap3669
      @vap3669 4 года назад

      What are you talking about this is a proper zoo, great place to take the kids and the wife

  • @rubyburton8281
    @rubyburton8281 4 года назад +17

    ‘THE ELEPHANTS DIED!!!!’
    *gets and advert for washing machines*
    me: noooo, what a cliffhanger

  • @lillymarriott8016
    @lillymarriott8016 4 года назад +11

    I swear to god this is the only RUclips channel that actually makes me piss myself with laughter💞😭😂

  • @ollybickle1950
    @ollybickle1950 4 года назад +5

    I can’t hear the word “bonobo” without dying 😂😂😂

  • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
    @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen 3 года назад +2

    I swear the way George says "bonobo" with such enthusiasm gives me life, lol! 😂

  • @maddiep8749
    @maddiep8749 4 года назад +2

    I’m using this as background sound and the occasional screaming over the elephant is just great

  • @daniaitken
    @daniaitken 4 года назад +3

    this is by far the funniest series they've done oml

  • @arie-is-bored
    @arie-is-bored 4 года назад +4

    Now we just need you and Call Me Kevin to play this together. Both equally as evil

  • @issy297
    @issy297 4 года назад +6

    George- I don’t know what we’ve done?
    Alex- We PuT a BeAr In A bOx FoR sEvEn YeArS

  • @tillysmith2103
    @tillysmith2103 4 года назад +2

    Bonbo park.
    We need it. Like an entire movie.

  • @bigal6440
    @bigal6440 4 года назад +21

    I would go to this zoo has a little something for everybody 10/10

  • @amurderofdrunkcrows2587
    @amurderofdrunkcrows2587 4 года назад +2

    Alex & George just having fun together on camrea.
    i want/need more

  • @bruhmoment7715
    @bruhmoment7715 4 года назад +5

    This channel is so much better that memeulous

  • @gillianfaski
    @gillianfaski 4 года назад +10

    Two kinds of people:
    George: He’s fine!
    Alex: They’re all gonna die

  • @antivaxxnugs7859
    @antivaxxnugs7859 4 года назад +1

    I love it how they begin doing a fight then later on they started to really care about the apes

  • @coreyrussell2659
    @coreyrussell2659 4 года назад +2

    George you need to make more of these

  • @lizziewinter7616
    @lizziewinter7616 4 года назад +3

    i watched this when i was mildly shitfaced n then fell asleep n dreamed a bonobo clattered me. trippy man

  • @lmaotter
    @lmaotter 4 года назад +7

    the poor animals. when will the saga end.

  • @luketalbot7253
    @luketalbot7253 4 года назад +4

    I got really stressed out when you just kept buying bonobos instead of a different fence

  • @2acerbict
    @2acerbict 4 года назад +2

    Alex talking George is like when you’re playing with the friend who’s always raging

  • @Bel4711
    @Bel4711 4 года назад +3

    The fact I got a planet zoo ad on this worries me

  • @livcttn
    @livcttn 4 года назад +3

    RIP THE FLAMINGO

  • @bigdonza08
    @bigdonza08 3 года назад +1

    The buffalo: *escapes*
    The Crowd: *screaming*
    Delivery guy: this is fine

  • @Jaquis
    @Jaquis 4 года назад +16

    The title is literally their flat

  • @wonkybilly4349
    @wonkybilly4349 4 года назад +1

    Why not make the whole series about bonobos? U both care about them so much😂😂

  • @libbyy8561
    @libbyy8561 4 года назад +1

    Love this series keep making videos on it and planet coaster 2 💗

  • @shruthis2149
    @shruthis2149 4 года назад +3

    This implies that the other zoo was safe

  • @mitskiluvrrr
    @mitskiluvrrr 4 года назад +10

    When youre early so theres no content to steal

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations 4 года назад +3

    Ok petition for him to do this again with let’s game it out

  • @kathrynamphlett2690
    @kathrynamphlett2690 4 года назад +4

    George: THE ELEPHANTS DIED
    Deafened me

  • @joshtaylor1993
    @joshtaylor1993 4 года назад +1

    Take a shot every time George says bonobo

  • @KianKSG
    @KianKSG 4 года назад +1

    These videos are so good

  • @therealdarkwhale7977
    @therealdarkwhale7977 4 года назад +1

    Can’t wait for a day where you guys actually play this game properly lol 😂 great video.

  • @ozhzstudios204
    @ozhzstudios204 4 года назад +1

    Please please continue this series

  • @DerpyDiamondMan
    @DerpyDiamondMan 4 года назад +2

    Holy shit this is so hillarious, I honestly can't stop laughing 😂

  • @phoebiegreen
    @phoebiegreen 4 года назад

    George and Alex saying bonobo is some funny shit and idek why 😂

  • @bethconrad3720
    @bethconrad3720 4 года назад

    these need to be longer omg

  • @cvmcicle
    @cvmcicle 4 года назад +1

    the people come there to bet on which animal dies next and survives xD

  • @tads-tb9fu
    @tads-tb9fu 4 года назад +3

    No animals have survived to
    Tell the tail of the almighty God Memeulous

  • @user-ep1in2fl7r
    @user-ep1in2fl7r 4 года назад +6

    i'm going to phone the rspca if this carries on george

  • @Tallulahsteel
    @Tallulahsteel 4 года назад +6

    You know it’s a memeuless video when there isn’t even an intro

  • @amandazed6352
    @amandazed6352 4 года назад +1

    George is iconic
    Fight me

  • @karah2694
    @karah2694 4 года назад +1

    YES THANK YOU THE ZOO VIDEOS ACTUALLY MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD 💗

  • @narapo1911
    @narapo1911 4 года назад

    Love these videos

  • @enrikapiliciausku8804
    @enrikapiliciausku8804 4 года назад +1

    Love your videos

  • @ArthurGrey.
    @ArthurGrey. 4 года назад +1

    Pls give us another one of these

  • @Gabriel-ut1we
    @Gabriel-ut1we 3 года назад

    Yk Temujin the snow leopard is actually the name of Genghis Khan before he was named Khan. The animal is also fitting since Mongols were more adept in cold weather, and in fact they were actually slowed down by the heat when going to war rather than being sped up like other people of other empires at that time. Temujin was also one of the smartest and stealthiest emperors of all time. In order to confuse his enemies he would have his men light 3 fires (idk the exact amount) each in order to decieve the enemy into thinking that there were as many men as fires lit. Temujin would also use gorilla warfare as a means to take down his enemies thus using stealth as it is a trait of a leopard.
    Sorry for writing so much i just really wanted to talk about the coincidental connections between the snow leopard and Temujin. If u were wondering where i got this, I got it from 1:36.
    Yes, I did take Ap World History, and now i know useless information of the world's civilizations, and i thought this class would be easy, I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN. I get an average of 5 hours of sleep each night due to the excessive amount of homework and anxiety eating me up. Even when I have no hw i stay up at night questioning if I had any hw or not, and whenever I verify I don't iI still check again and the cycle repeats.

  • @fishblublublub
    @fishblublublub 3 года назад +2

    WE NEED MORE
    WE NEED MORE
    WE NEED MORE
    WE NEED MORE

  • @ellieswaglec1890
    @ellieswaglec1890 4 года назад

    please make these vids longer 😂

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 года назад +3

    When you put Kenji inside a zoo

  • @JimmyDonnellan
    @JimmyDonnellan 4 года назад +2

    The electric fence
    Now he can't bully kids he bullys animals 😂

  • @jdjdbdbdbsbbsdydhdhdb8527
    @jdjdbdbdbsbbsdydhdhdb8527 4 года назад

    Love this guy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @oliviataylor8007
    @oliviataylor8007 4 года назад

    these videos are so main channel worthy

  • @millavh805
    @millavh805 4 года назад +1

    Every time he says bonobo I die.

  • @oop6390
    @oop6390 4 года назад +2

    George is scaring me.... I've never seen him so mean before.... :(

  • @charmainechapman2233
    @charmainechapman2233 4 года назад

    I love these and the minecraft videos

  • @Nintentoad125
    @Nintentoad125 4 года назад +1

    You know its gonna be a good video when...
    ...A new animal, a flamingo, has arrived

  • @henrybauerr
    @henrybauerr 4 года назад

    *watches animals murder each other*
    George: I don’t think I could ever run a zoo

  • @greenjelly1026
    @greenjelly1026 4 года назад

    listening to george say bonobo is literally the most entertaining thing i’ve heard in a while what is wrong with me

  • @catinaonesie9736
    @catinaonesie9736 4 года назад

    This is pure art

  • @Kechhzz
    @Kechhzz 4 года назад +3

    yes mate

  • @carterkenny8182
    @carterkenny8182 3 года назад

    This is literally just uncut footage of George and Alex messing around.

  • @cleanbeans4280
    @cleanbeans4280 3 года назад

    *Elephant smashes wall*
    George (in the voice of an angry mum): Oh Elephant!

  • @zack4134
    @zack4134 4 года назад +1

    Love the vid

  • @charleyhogg8326
    @charleyhogg8326 4 года назад +2

    Sick vid

  • @mylifeispain3338
    @mylifeispain3338 4 года назад +1

    Jesus Christ this is horrifyingly unsafe, but awesome

  • @charleyhogg8326
    @charleyhogg8326 4 года назад +2

    Yes memeulous

  • @johnwick293
    @johnwick293 4 года назад

    Memuless you need to make the monkey enclosure with wood ,put a climbing barrier on it and raise the height and put glass in the middle of the panels

  • @jai9127
    @jai9127 4 года назад +1

    We should turn the fight club into a massive series ;0;

  • @bernarddaly3216
    @bernarddaly3216 3 года назад +1

    When they shouted the elephant died I got an audio book advert

  • @mannalevey6442
    @mannalevey6442 4 года назад

    ngl this is the best second channel of all time

  • @minnijoy
    @minnijoy 4 года назад +2

    imma tell my kids this was tiger king

  • @antivaxxnugs7859
    @antivaxxnugs7859 3 года назад

    I think George should actually build a chimp zoo, and try to make it to 5 stars

  • @christinegermundson4286
    @christinegermundson4286 4 года назад

    In the Zoopedia there's a tab that tells you what other animals an animal is compatible with btw

  • @JadeiteMcSwag
    @JadeiteMcSwag 4 года назад

    there's just stove running around hahah

  • @zanation4862
    @zanation4862 4 года назад +1

    Day 7
    What do you rather on your beans?
    1.gun powder 2. Crayon