Im from Gkasgow to and this is defo something that could happen in Glasgow. Years back Glasgow became the city of culture, loads of posters were put up around the city. People added to these posters the wonderful line MORE CULTURE IN A YOGURT, fantastic line
It's a brilliant story but I heard the same story told by an Irishman 30 years ago as happening in Dublin and he heard it on an Irish radio show, again told as an actual event. At that time I thought it was real and had happened in Dublin, now I think it's just a beautiful urban legend that any city with a reputation for robust public dispute can claim.
On a long winding story like this you can kinda see the punch line coming if there is one and I was laughing with him all way towards it. Most times with funny stories in stand up there isn't even a punchline in a funny story. Just a funny story. But literally at the last second he throws in a line out of nowhere and it just hits hard! A masterpiece of stand up!
My Dad drummed 1 key belief about comedy into myself & my brother since we were kids. Either everything is ok to make jokes about, or nothing is ok to make jokes about. Anything else is bigotry. I actually get upset with friends when they don't think they can make jokes about my disabilities. Why? Do I need some sort of special protection from jokes? I promise you I tell MUCH DARKER jokes about my disabilities than they ever could. & I understand a very fundamental point. They are just jokes. They are there to crack the ice & get everyone in a better mood. Hope everyone has an amazing week & much love from here in the UK
Absolute legend , Billy is by far one of our finest comedians/actors and very very much loved Britain’s. His wife Pamela is also revered and seriously beautiful. Billy is simply wonderful 👍❤️🇬🇧🇺🇸
Me mam is a Glaswegian (brigton) and although I grew up in London from age 3mths,I’ve always been in touch and gone up the road many times. Let me tell you,EVERYONE is a comedian up there. Hard as nails but making you die of laughter before they headbutt you (a Glasgow kiss). Only joking. It’s a great city full of great people.
Glesga and Scottish humour is the best in the world know matter how things are like the world could be ending and we still could have a laugh and a joke about it
Has it struck you how often Billy introduces a story with "here's something that made me laugh" unlike many comedians who come from the position of "here's something that made me angry..."? He wants you to share the fun.
this is likely to happen anywhere in the uk, there is a point where the tolerance for bullsh! is to a point of outweighing politeness, and when that dam breaks, oh there is no holds barred
Billy is comedy to his soul ❤ years worth of 💎 for you to source, lovely chaps! This is fab. May i also suggest the 1994 tour (Potatoes of the Night!) Billy at the Albert (the snorkelling story 😂😂) and maybe start with An Audience With...(Incontinence Pants, Products from Papers including the Big Slipper, The Door, The National Anthem...oh so much good stuff 😂😂) Have fun ❤
Frankie Boyle once said that the difference between Edinburgh and Glasgow is that if you see a guy in Edinburgh walking the through the street with a golf club, he’s going to play a game of golf.
True about Glasgow humour and its values being very much a Scottish trait. I'm always amazed with the phrase from the US - 'Evangelical Christians', an oxymoron phrase if ever there was one - their 'love' for trump will forever be their condemnation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Told you so, dwarf on a bus is funnier than old lady on a bus! As you have a musical interest, you really need to listen to his songs. Three of them I recommend are: 1: D.I.V.O.R.C.E. 2: In The Brownies. 3: C&W Supersonic. 💚🐇🐴💚
Guys guys guys, if you haven't yet, I can see a video there at the end of the one you're watching called Don't drink the tap water. Please do that one next! If you haven't already.
I'm from Glasgow or as we say glesga lol,,this is definitely a true story,anything an everything happens in glasgow that's a fact..🏴🏴🏴🏴😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Take a look at the wildebeest routine. It had me spitting beer all over my wife and cat when I first saw it on a DVD. I'm so sorry you never got to see Billy live, especially before his illness. The one thing you never get the full effect of on video is how his skill as a physical comedian/mimic was able to take an already funny routine and turn it up to eleven.
Another comedian, Ricky Gervais, said “Please stop saying ‘You can’t joke about anything anymore’. You can. You can joke about whatever the f**k you like. And some people won’t like it and they will tell you they don’t like it. And then it’s up to you whether you give a f**k or not. And so on. It’s a good system,”
I’ve seen so much on the buses in Glasgow. My Page was originally set up for Glasgow bus fights arguments. But was asked to stop posting as it was leading to people being charged. So I don’t post anymore.
You can technically be a tall dwarf. Most people confuse dwarfs and midgets. Midgets are small in stature but have proportional limbs whereas a dwarf has normal torso but short limbs. I'd admit i can't give an example of this but dwarfism can sometimes only affect just the arms and leave the legs relatively normal
Its called a substitute teacher in the UK as well..thus is just Nilly being billy. And words are correct if they are from the UK...you are just borrowing the language...you arent allowed to change it lads !
this is a true fact....back in the seventies, the australians, actually wanted to have "dwarf throwing" introduced into the olympic games...apparently, it was a national pastime....big aussie macho types..used to throw dwarfs..onto a velcro board...the higher uo the velcro board..the more the points gained...im not making this shit up..its probably still on you tube...simply type in dwarf throwing...lol
No way to know if this is true but as a Glaswegian born and bred I would have to say the probability is extremely high. Famous story of the female bus conductor ejecting an unruly passenger with the immortal words "Come oan, get aff" (Come on, get off).
If people are over sensitive then don’t watch great comedy I’m from Liverpool we take the piss out of each other because we know how to laugh at ourselves
Snowflakes have zero place in my world. Fact!!! Can't be doing with all the attention seeking bolloxs I'm seeing right now. I'll just sit here in my one bed, smoking my blunts, enjoying comedy at its best and "Hopefully" this shit show ends... Great video guys. ❤
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As a Glasgow boy myself, this was probably 100% true lol!
Im from Gkasgow to and this is defo something that could happen in Glasgow. Years back Glasgow became the city of culture, loads of posters were put up around the city. People added to these posters the wonderful line MORE CULTURE IN A YOGURT, fantastic line
I really really hope it's true 😂
@@gabbymcclymont3563 What a load of absolute shite.
It's a brilliant story but I heard the same story told by an Irishman 30 years ago as happening in Dublin and he heard it on an Irish radio show, again told as an actual event.
At that time I thought it was real and had happened in Dublin, now I think it's just a beautiful urban legend that any city with a reputation for robust public dispute can claim.
oh this defo happened
Scottish humour - on a completely differently level - brilliant!
On a long winding story like this you can kinda see the punch line coming if there is one and I was laughing with him all way towards it. Most times with funny stories in stand up there isn't even a punchline in a funny story. Just a funny story. But literally at the last second he throws in a line out of nowhere and it just hits hard!
A masterpiece of stand up!
My Dad drummed 1 key belief about comedy into myself & my brother since we were kids. Either everything is ok to make jokes about, or nothing is ok to make jokes about. Anything else is bigotry. I actually get upset with friends when they don't think they can make jokes about my disabilities. Why? Do I need some sort of special protection from jokes? I promise you I tell MUCH DARKER jokes about my disabilities than they ever could. & I understand a very fundamental point. They are just jokes. They are there to crack the ice & get everyone in a better mood.
Hope everyone has an amazing week & much love from here in the UK
Glaswegian boy here too, and yup, probably 100% true
I hope to god this story is true. The idea of someone being put in their place in such a fashion is just wonderful.
A lot of them are, they're things he's seen or someone he knows has seen.
As a glasweigan I'm pretty sure it's true,we are not right in the best possible way.
Billy's wife was a brilliant comedian .She was one of the stars of Not The Nine O Clock News .
Very Beautiful too
And Im proud to say shes a Kiwi :) One of NZ's finest
That’s when they first met as Billy was in a sketch with her on Not The Nine O’Clock News.
Very talented couple. ❤
@@jburgs100I didn’t know she’s a Kiwi. Beautiful, talented and very funny.
This is absolutely without any doubt my favourite ever story that Billy has ever told, I hope with all my heart that it is true
An Audience with Billy Connolly is the thing to see
Absolute legend , Billy is by far one of our finest comedians/actors and very very much loved Britain’s. His wife Pamela is also revered and seriously beautiful. Billy is simply wonderful 👍❤️🇬🇧🇺🇸
Me mam is a Glaswegian (brigton) and although I grew up in London from age 3mths,I’ve always been in touch and gone up the road many times.
Let me tell you,EVERYONE is a comedian up there.
Hard as nails but making you die of laughter before they headbutt you (a Glasgow kiss).
Only joking.
It’s a great city full of great people.
true 🤣
Billy is my favorite comedian ever 🔥👏👏💜✌️
Glesga and Scottish humour is the best in the world know matter how things are like the world could be ending and we still could have a laugh and a joke about it
Has it struck you how often Billy introduces a story with "here's something that made me laugh" unlike many comedians who come from the position of "here's something that made me angry..."? He wants you to share the fun.
Gold, this one and wildebeest and lions are simply hilarious. Cheers fellas ✌️🍻
Billy Connolly- Incontinence Pants is too funny x
Yes, definitely 👍
Love your laughs, only Billy can provoke that reaction😂
Bloody brilliant! Love this sketch. Have you reacted to his Wilderbeest sketch yet? If not, check it out. Ruddy hilarious 😍😂🤣
My favourite 😊
Thank you for posting this one guys: a truly excellent story that I had not heard before.
Greatest comedian ever.
Only just found you watching him 🤩 Omg, he is my all time favourite comedian!! 😂😂
this is likely to happen anywhere in the uk, there is a point where the tolerance for bullsh! is to a point of outweighing politeness, and when that dam breaks, oh there is no holds barred
It's most likely true, it is a very Scottish thing to end a heated conversation with a insult like joke.
Damn that made me spill my beer.
It came out everywhere.
Did you guys watch Boondock Saints? He is in it.
Greetz from The Netherlands.
I lied about my age to get into his gig in Cambridge years ago, don't think I'll ever laugh that hard again...ever... funniest dude
"I hope Snow White kicks your arse" 😂😂😂
Another absolute gem from 'The Big Yin' and there are plenty others. The funniest guy I ever saw. A genius of stand-up comedy.
Billy at his Best, Rule Britannia from Glasgow 😂😎👍🇬🇧
The funniest ex paratrooper on the planet, pure comedy genius
Very sad to see Billy so ill now
The Big Yin is the greatest comedian that has ever been (along with Dave Allen)
I love Billy so so much
I have told this story, citing Billy's sister's friend and I also really hope it's true
I love the Big Yin (Billy)
Spencer "IS" Otto-man from the Simpsons. "I used to ride the bus, now I DRIVE the bus". 😂😂😂
Billy is comedy to his soul ❤ years worth of 💎 for you to source, lovely chaps! This is fab. May i also suggest the 1994 tour (Potatoes of the Night!) Billy at the Albert (the snorkelling story 😂😂) and maybe start with An Audience With...(Incontinence Pants, Products from Papers including the Big Slipper, The Door, The National Anthem...oh so much good stuff 😂😂) Have fun ❤
Billy is a legend in Scotland.
I’m from Glasgow as well and I’m positive the Snow White comment is exactly the kind of thing a Glaswegian would say.
That's the big yin for you 😂
Frankie Boyle once said that the difference between Edinburgh and Glasgow is that if you see a guy in Edinburgh walking the through the street with a golf club, he’s going to play a game of golf.
Nobody tells a story like Billy.
I quite agree - the pacing, the tone, the little digressions are absolute perfection.
Only Dave Allen is in the same league.
True about Glasgow humour and its values being very much a Scottish trait.
I'm always amazed with the phrase from the US - 'Evangelical Christians', an oxymoron phrase if ever there was one - their 'love' for trump will forever be their condemnation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love you guys!!
You have to watch his joke about the queen mum farting, it’s under Billy Connelly tells fart jokes or something similar
As a scotsman this is true, garuanteed
Laughed so much I fell off my chair 😂😂😂
Billy Connolly - How To Write a Country Song - Bites Yer Bum 1981 (still as funny today as it was 42 years ago!)
Told you so, dwarf on a bus is funnier than old lady on a bus!
As you have a musical interest, you really need to listen to his songs. Three of them I recommend are: 1: D.I.V.O.R.C.E. 2: In The Brownies. 3: C&W Supersonic.
💚🐇🐴💚
*Supersong* not supersonic.
💚🐇🐴💚
and Supergran!
@@charliegeorge9393 Stand back, Superman, Ice Man and Spiderman - Batman & Robin too.
Don't want to cause a fracas with B A Baracus.......
💚🐇🐴💚
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard,my mums from Glasgow and I can just imagine this happening with the Glasgow humour 😆😆😆🏴
You're both amazing and this is hilarious!
So glad you watched this.
Blue ringed sharks octopus Billy connelly. One of my favourite bits
I didn't see that coming!! lol
Guys guys guys, if you haven't yet, I can see a video there at the end of the one you're watching called Don't drink the tap water. Please do that one next! If you haven't already.
Definitely true I can believe it myself from Glasgow
Have you done his Glasgow Airport terrorist yet ?
Is there a better version of that, instead of the mobile phone filmed one?
Please let The Tall Dwarf Society be a real thing.
🤣
As someone who lives in this city, this shit happens every day.
Thanks for doing this one 😂😂😂😂 I do hope it was true!
Billy is the master!
1000% true, as a big Glasgow Woman I probably said this😂😂
This defo happened btw! Glasgow is fucking wild 😂 😂 I’m from up north but have family there and it’s just the best 😂 😊
He is one very funny effer!
Have you guys checked out Friday night dinner?
I'm from Glasgow or as we say glesga lol,,this is definitely a true story,anything an everything happens in glasgow that's a fact..🏴🏴🏴🏴😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
hi from Glasgow! :) 🏴
THAT PUNCH LINE! I HOPE ITS TRUE!
Little people are leprechauns
Listen to Billy's audio version of the crucifixion.
😂😂😂 ... this is more than likely true
Take a look at the wildebeest routine. It had me spitting beer all over my wife and cat when I first saw it on a DVD. I'm so sorry you never got to see Billy live, especially before his illness. The one thing you never get the full effect of on video is how his skill as a physical comedian/mimic was able to take an already funny routine and turn it up to eleven.
The Big Yin is the greatest comedian who has ever lived.
I would suggest Billy Connolly Prostrate exam
Another comedian, Ricky Gervais, said “Please stop saying ‘You can’t joke about anything anymore’. You can. You can joke about whatever the f**k you like. And some people won’t like it and they will tell you they don’t like it. And then it’s up to you whether you give a f**k or not. And so on. It’s a good system,”
"Aye, OK, Gimli. Shut it."
I’ve seen so much on the buses in Glasgow. My Page was originally set up for Glasgow bus fights arguments. But was asked to stop posting as it was leading to people being charged. So I don’t post anymore.
Living near Glasgow I Hope it's true
You can technically be a tall dwarf. Most people confuse dwarfs and midgets. Midgets are small in stature but have proportional limbs whereas a dwarf has normal torso but short limbs. I'd admit i can't give an example of this but dwarfism can sometimes only affect just the arms and leave the legs relatively normal
Have you two gents seen Billy's recounting of a colonoscopy?
Love you the big yjn get well mate
best story has to be wildebeest one 😂😂😂😂
Definitely true sorry people in Scotland tell you as it is so if you come to Scotland don't take things too serious
brilliant !! But there are more punchlines after that bit (not gonna spoil it for anyone)
Yeah that would totally happen here lol... 🤣🤪
✌❤🏴🇬🇧🏳️🌈 xxx
Probably a true story.
Its funny.
Well you have seen what we say when playing cod
This story is the 2025 Snow White story we want to see.
Its called a substitute teacher in the UK as well..thus is just Nilly being billy. And words are correct if they are from the UK...you are just borrowing the language...you arent allowed to change it lads !
this is a true fact....back in the seventies, the australians, actually wanted to have "dwarf throwing" introduced into the olympic games...apparently, it was a national pastime....big aussie macho types..used to throw dwarfs..onto a velcro board...the higher uo the velcro board..the more the points gained...im not making this shit up..its probably still on you tube...simply type in dwarf throwing...lol
No way to know if this is true but as a Glaswegian born and bred I would have to say the probability is extremely high. Famous story of the female bus conductor ejecting an unruly passenger with the immortal words "Come oan, get aff" (Come on, get off).
On a Glasgow tip please do some Limmy - A kilo of feathers is great. He’s a legend
We know its substitute teacher in america cos we arent Americans 😂😂
If people are over sensitive then don’t watch great comedy I’m from Liverpool we take the piss out of each other because we know how to laugh at ourselves
😂😂😂😂😂😂
True or not, typical Scottish/Irish humour no subject is taboo lol
Watch the Glasgow terrorist attack sketch.
We already did, search it since YT ghosts links :)
@@EmbraceTheSuck21 - Yeah just noticed that you did, oooops
Fancy an other go at the old school billy?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please be true…
Snowflakes have zero place in my world. Fact!!! Can't be doing with all the attention seeking bolloxs I'm seeing right now. I'll just sit here in my one bed, smoking my blunts, enjoying comedy at its best and "Hopefully" this shit show ends... Great video guys. ❤
He said in an attention-seeking way.
@@dougdougw Hahahaha. He!!! Hahaha.
Spencer needs to chill on the fake laughing in the vids lol
Glad it’s not only me. He is a great guy and doesn’t need to.