10 Year Old Brutally Roasts Trash Talker! (It's Over 9000!) Brooklyn Dave vs Golani Salami

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @conorharan582
    @conorharan582 3 года назад +323

    Young Golani's trash talk is like a lethal combination of dave, carlini Mike and the rest of the coffee gang. Great to see two generations battle it out in good spirit 🤙

    • @george474747
      @george474747 3 года назад +9

      When I grow up, I want to be Golani Salami.

    • @ckobo84
      @ckobo84 3 года назад +1

      He needs to tell him he's "just A Golani"

    • @UberHummus
      @UberHummus 3 года назад

      Lots of Carlini moments for sure! 😃

  • @anasmetlouf2713
    @anasmetlouf2713 3 года назад +166

    "Now this pawn is not for sale, you've missed the deal."
    I would hate to have business with Golani.

  • @davidwolf7539
    @davidwolf7539 3 года назад +112

    golanis trash talk is getting better! hes learning from the masters

  • @ShrekPNG
    @ShrekPNG 3 года назад +8

    2:13
    "I take too"
    "No, you took one"
    The face of this kid at that moment

  • @danielcarlisto4123
    @danielcarlisto4123 3 года назад +43

    I love the dada golani combo like golani just doesn't shut up and then there's dada his silent cheerleader lmao

    • @Britishwisdom
      @Britishwisdom 3 года назад +13

      Dada silent smile assassin love her.

    • @danielcarlisto4123
      @danielcarlisto4123 3 года назад +8

      @@Britishwisdom she's def my second favorite coffee chess player after Boston Mike

    • @CevsyOld
      @CevsyOld 3 года назад +4

      Exact same for me

    • @Britishwisdom
      @Britishwisdom 3 года назад +3

      we also like Golani too, hes brilliant.

    • @jowbloe4700
      @jowbloe4700 Год назад

      She was dancing to the Golani Song 🤣

  • @mulletpower2009
    @mulletpower2009 3 года назад +11

    "I'm not gonna cry!.... much... :(" 🤣 gotta love Dave

  • @georgehatz5927
    @georgehatz5927 3 года назад +64

    Dave: “I take, you take”
    Golani: “And then we all take”

    • @ColHogan-bu2xq
      @ColHogan-bu2xq 3 года назад +2

      I scream, you scream...

    • @petrhrabak6344
      @petrhrabak6344 3 года назад +1

      Me: Oh they have the board setup wrong. Also me: Some random guy gets the pieces correctly and switches colors. Also me: Dave played 1.d5 we have a completely new game.

    • @andreavecellio2331
      @andreavecellio2331 3 года назад

      @@ColHogan-bu2xq We all scream

    • @ColHogan-bu2xq
      @ColHogan-bu2xq 3 года назад

      @@andreavecellio2331
      For ice cream.

    • @andreavecellio2331
      @andreavecellio2331 3 года назад

      @@ColHogan-bu2xq whaat- I though it was a tøp reference 💀😂

  • @fsmit80
    @fsmit80 3 года назад +32

    I love how quiet Dada is…until her brother starts singing then she instantly becomes a back-up dancer.

    • @votrungchi
      @votrungchi 3 года назад +2

      ​@BigCap Yes, She is Golani's sister and she is the cutest player at Coffee chess.

  • @Ficctional
    @Ficctional 3 года назад +7

    "You're gonna make me become mean and green."
    "You're going to become Mr. Grinch?"
    lmao!

  • @yeahno3167
    @yeahno3167 3 года назад +26

    He just got out played and out trash talked, RIP Dave
    GG

  • @Larencia91
    @Larencia91 2 года назад +5

    This kid is hilarious enough to have a "love-to-hate"-kind of respect. Gotta love the spirit of the trash talk, but gotta hate how damn strong he is. Keep it up, little buddy!

  • @DavidHartley88
    @DavidHartley88 3 года назад +20

    “Your Ee.Val.Mooove”
    Love these two. Slick and spontaneous and hilarious.
    It’s like a 1940s screwball comedy.

  • @wijayasatrya
    @wijayasatrya 3 года назад +36

    Dave laughs like a pirate, "ha ha ha" 😂

  • @heritage-musicdownmemoryla4922
    @heritage-musicdownmemoryla4922 2 года назад +11

    Everytime I watch these two, I can't stop laughing. What a chemistry.

  • @artdogg50
    @artdogg50 3 года назад +5

    A natural trash talker at 10 years old. This kid is going places. 😂

    • @sora.2447
      @sora.2447 Год назад

      Kid's learning from Mike, probably

  • @olewutzhizface5691
    @olewutzhizface5691 3 года назад +8

    10:12 "I'm goin in" I felt that with the music

  • @BautistaVids
    @BautistaVids 3 года назад +16

    I was laughing even more at the instant reply, seeing Golan with his trigger fingers just ready to go. Loved it.

    • @howard5992
      @howard5992 3 года назад

      plus Dave making moves after his time ran out.

  • @benjaminjordan3223
    @benjaminjordan3223 3 года назад +6

    Golani: you have a small brain like a fish
    Dave: EXCUSE ME!?
    Dada:

  • @Jimbo-yn4fh
    @Jimbo-yn4fh 3 года назад +10

    this channel is actually one of the greatest chess channels

  • @luisiano92
    @luisiano92 3 года назад +3

    10 YEARS !!! amazing kid, hope i see him in a tournament soon and love all the coffee team , thanks to learn him

  • @Blvd_luck333
    @Blvd_luck333 Год назад +1

    “I RESEMBLE that remark” 🤣 walked right into that one.

  • @mujahidansorimajid1524
    @mujahidansorimajid1524 3 года назад +4

    "i take too"
    " No you took one"
    🤣

  • @TheAppleLoadout
    @TheAppleLoadout 3 года назад +11

    Nail biting finish. Dave got Golanied 😂

  • @Standard____
    @Standard____ 2 года назад +1

    Can I hear Carlini and Mike playing in the background ‘I don’t resign’ ‘I say no’ IVE SEEN THAT VID
    ‘Come on lets go’ ‘No I will not allow it’

  • @TillThenPlease
    @TillThenPlease 3 года назад +3

    The music at the end was phenomenal!!! LOL

  • @jairveldhuis7188
    @jairveldhuis7188 3 года назад +2

    Young Salami's smack talk is getting up there. Had me lol.. "like a shtoooool!!" "Getting very fishy. Maybe you ARE a fish". . ,,😂😂

  • @catlife331
    @catlife331 2 года назад +1

    "EXCUSE ME? Is that a nice thing to say? I resemble that remark" cracked me up because he agreed with the kid essentially

  • @paulgoogol2652
    @paulgoogol2652 3 года назад +2

    "I'm not gonna cry... much." Great serve by Dave.
    "Maybe a little." Was a minor blunder because it allows the tactical counter "Like a little girl."

  • @eugenungureanu8616
    @eugenungureanu8616 3 года назад +5

    Shotout to the coffee chess editor, keep adding that dramatic music at the end, its awesome!

  • @earthplusplastics
    @earthplusplastics 3 года назад +16

    these two are so funny together

  • @TheWildchildxx
    @TheWildchildxx 3 года назад +2

    -What kind of move is that? Its not a good move!
    -It is a brilliant move, never been seen before!
    -That might be true! Hahahah LOL

  • @domtremb5650
    @domtremb5650 3 года назад +4

    I was sooo laughing at 10% off on the bishop! ahaha nice one Golan! Dave as always funny trash talk for the kid!

  • @charlesvincentlopez3149
    @charlesvincentlopez3149 3 года назад +9

    I really love golan playing with hiraku lately cause he used to focus on his own and thats what he makes more awesome and unbeatable, the more focus he is the more chances of winning but anyway i love him trashtalking he always make me feel better. Keep it up golani, i wish i get notice by u, ur fan from the philippines 🇵🇭

    • @george474747
      @george474747 3 года назад +4

      I believe it was Baron Pierre de Coffeetin who said, "the most important thing is not winning, but talking trash".

  • @jumpingship3001
    @jumpingship3001 3 года назад +3

    Wouldn't it be nice if every neighborhood had a chess hang out like this. Love you guys.

    • @sonyabeam292
      @sonyabeam292 Год назад +1

      A chess hang out a place to play dominoes,or any game for fun and meeting others and relaxing but no gambling.

    • @jowbloe4700
      @jowbloe4700 Год назад

      ​@@sonyabeam292 Gambling for a drink is fine. It's the same with pool tables.

    • @sonyabeam292
      @sonyabeam292 Год назад

      @@jowbloe4700 what I was talking about games for $250 or more and caused trouble

  • @Vardaris
    @Vardaris 3 года назад +2

    That was the most epic game in coffee chess so far. A diamond from trash talking quality perspective too.

  • @rickjan5468
    @rickjan5468 3 года назад +8

    This was hilarious and what a game! This kids has a sharp tongue.

  • @fakhro1
    @fakhro1 3 года назад +6

    I'm laughing alone in my room! Golani's a hybrid beast! ps. I love how Dada just stands there suppressing smiles. Poker face!

  • @BodinhoDE
    @BodinhoDE 3 года назад +4

    Awesome how Golani is picking up the trash talk.😊

  • @asafalupez4211
    @asafalupez4211 3 года назад +7

    "Maybe you are a fish"

  • @LokiThePug
    @LokiThePug 3 года назад +4

    mvp for the timer thing, he handled such a smashing performance

  • @timschabla4377
    @timschabla4377 2 года назад +1

    "So you become Mr. Grinch?" ^^ - loveable^^

  • @Vlade-Dottie
    @Vlade-Dottie 3 года назад +4

    Golan rose to new heights with this un-sanctioned victory! 😜

  • @abhinavsrivastava9909
    @abhinavsrivastava9909 3 года назад +4

    Golani is as talkative as Dada is silent 😂😂😂

  • @nicholasohara5699
    @nicholasohara5699 2 года назад +1

    "Gonna have to beat up on the kiddies 1st huh? oh well." Proceeds to get destroyed by the kid. lol

  • @Icehso140
    @Icehso140 3 года назад +1

    Am I the only one that thinks Brooklyn Dave is just Boston Mike with hair? So funny the similarities. LOL great video again.

  • @jamessimpson1515
    @jamessimpson1515 3 года назад +2

    Love watching Golani play “a Dave.” They are a hilarious matchup.

  • @guepardiez
    @guepardiez 3 года назад +1

    11:46 No instant replay needed. The clock shows with a blinking light which player run out of time first.

  • @rschaulis
    @rschaulis 3 года назад +2

    I usually don’t like videos of accomplished chess players that are GMs and IMs and masters descending on a park and beating people who don’t necessarily have the advantages in life that they have had, but this is adorable. And I feel like they’re learning from each other (maybe the younger about interaction and playfulness and being open to experience more so than chess) and engaged in the appropriate and admirable exchange. It is a lot of fun. And dude is really gracious when the younger player starts to knock down all his pieces while hitting the clock, which, in a time-strapped game, could be important. This is actually really classy chess for a couple trash-talkers.

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 2 года назад

      to be fair you gotta lose a few to get better, sometimes

    • @ETHANR26
      @ETHANR26 2 года назад

      to be fair you gotta lose a few to get better, sometimes

  • @bush3510
    @bush3510 3 года назад +4

    11:17 That evil laugh tho

  • @matttondr9282
    @matttondr9282 3 года назад +5

    Hey, this time Golani took with a pawn on c6 instead of taking with a bishop, as Dave had told him to in one pf their previous games.

  • @fr8542
    @fr8542 3 года назад +1

    “Mean and green…”…”Mr. Grinch?”

  • @charlesvincentlopez3149
    @charlesvincentlopez3149 3 года назад +2

    My long wait is over i love golani and him battling together

  • @TristanBaldi
    @TristanBaldi 3 года назад +2

    I'm terrible at chess, never play it. I don't understand 1/100th of the moves, but that was an absolute thrill to watch, and what a great spirit! Thank you

  • @SteveAbrahall
    @SteveAbrahall 3 года назад +3

    Golani Golani Golani!!!!! Revenge over the wicked DAVE!

  • @TillThenPlease
    @TillThenPlease 3 года назад +1

    Hahahaha! This was hilarious. Reminded me of the playing video games with my buds when I was young. Trash talking each other into oblivion. Haha

  • @cashboymusic245
    @cashboymusic245 3 года назад +3

    this was actually funny and entertaining, great game by the young Golani

  • @JohnnnyT
    @JohnnnyT 3 года назад +14

    This was the greatest chess game ever played. I dare anyone to tell me otherwise

  • @strings1586
    @strings1586 3 года назад +2

    That kid could develop the chops of a damn good comedian

  • @williampapadopoulos8145
    @williampapadopoulos8145 2 года назад +1

    I can hear Golan saying this when he gets a bit older: “Yo! I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse, here!”

  • @lmhr9
    @lmhr9 3 года назад +1

    Dave's laugh in slow mo at the end is the stuff of nightmares

  • @Cralcker
    @Cralcker 2 года назад +1

    This is pretty wholesome, made me smile

  • @angelovestieri9013
    @angelovestieri9013 3 года назад

    He wasn't trash talker! They had great conversation like you said in the end of video :-) gg, love it.

  • @AlexTriana
    @AlexTriana 3 года назад +1

    The Elo of Trashtalking of this kid added some points this time

  • @dna3930
    @dna3930 3 года назад +9

    That's clock abuse. Lol Wow! Like I said, I scream louder watching you guys then watching UFC. Fantastic job Salami! Man, that poor clock! I better find a heavier duty clock.

  • @gazza4589
    @gazza4589 3 года назад +4

    This was a greaaaat game! Glad to see this one!

  • @psilocybe_reptiliensis
    @psilocybe_reptiliensis 3 года назад +1

    so confident little gentleman !

  • @jackmiller2386
    @jackmiller2386 3 года назад +4

    This is brand new

  • @youngpatrick29
    @youngpatrick29 3 года назад +3

    One of my favorites, they have great chemistry

  • @RoyLGamer
    @RoyLGamer 3 года назад +1

    Well it looks like the clock has a flag symbol to show which one flagged first so luckily the replay was needed but still exciting

  • @jairveldhuis7188
    @jairveldhuis7188 3 года назад +1

    That was a great win btw, young Salami!

  • @xa1a
    @xa1a Год назад +1

    This kid is epic... Go Golani!

  • @RaymondBCrisp
    @RaymondBCrisp 3 года назад +1

    This might be one of the best games I've seen in this venue. Just wow...

  • @R0KURU
    @R0KURU 2 года назад +1

    Lol these two kids are on top of their game 😂 he’s really clever

  • @sora.2447
    @sora.2447 Год назад

    4:10 I love how Mike's voice is so recognizable

  • @juanjosehernandez635
    @juanjosehernandez635 3 года назад +3

    Golani’s games are the best! 😂I say it again

  • @sludgiebear
    @sludgiebear Год назад

    This kid has way too much fun trash talking! Haha! As he grows up and matures more, I hope he knows that not everyone could see it as fun. Anyway, what a battle! Great game!

  • @bryceb2d
    @bryceb2d Год назад

    Guy: I’m good at chess
    Kid: hold my juice box

  • @victorpuato6217
    @victorpuato6217 3 года назад +1

    The Dave got Daved by Golan. Remarkable game

  • @keirak2545
    @keirak2545 3 года назад +2

    his laugh at the end in slo mo XDXD 11:16

  • @heritage-musicdownmemoryla4922
    @heritage-musicdownmemoryla4922 Год назад +1

    These two are the most entertaining.

  • @KuhWristChin
    @KuhWristChin Год назад

    GM trash talker, Brooklyn Dave putting on a master class 🤣

  • @CjMorris33
    @CjMorris33 2 года назад +1

    This kid has a bright future in shit talking

  • @nickychimes4719
    @nickychimes4719 3 года назад +2

    Best vid over seen so far on coffee chess

  • @kennymitchell3020
    @kennymitchell3020 3 года назад +1

    That was awesome game to watch. Thank you for the video

  • @williampapadopoulos8145
    @williampapadopoulos8145 3 года назад +1

    I guess they don’t go by swiss rules on the clock, we’re no matter what you have five seconds to make your last move because the clock resets to five seconds every time you hit it.

  • @pablob3871
    @pablob3871 3 года назад +2

    EPIIIIICCC!! Thank you guysss !

  • @Dynoqwerty
    @Dynoqwerty 3 года назад

    “you flap your mouth like a fish, your brain is small like a fish...”

  • @Obinaab_Kenoobi
    @Obinaab_Kenoobi 3 года назад +1

    OMG so thrilling as you said ! Another Golani Win ! Good game ! Wp Dave also !

  • @zuo0os
    @zuo0os 3 года назад +1

    CHANGE THE TITALE, THE BOY IS THE TRASH TALKER LOL

  • @Bobo-Vieri
    @Bobo-Vieri 3 года назад +1

    Dada is waiting for Mike😂😂😂

  • @diamonddust6249
    @diamonddust6249 3 года назад +1

    Golani won, he flagged Dave s clock first! Very close, 1.5 seconds only!

  • @larryb5481
    @larryb5481 3 года назад +2

    I loved that end8ng!!!

  • @marclm8653
    @marclm8653 3 года назад +1

    What a game !!! The end so funny.

  • @jakemoeller7850
    @jakemoeller7850 2 года назад +1

    Not a chess player, but loved the banter! 🤣

  • @cho2jzfe90
    @cho2jzfe90 3 года назад +1

    Kid gave dave a roasting session 😆

  • @migstrives
    @migstrives 3 года назад +2

    dang kiddo can talk. lol

  • @NeonBigDummy
    @NeonBigDummy 3 года назад +1

    Boston mike is in the background and I. Can hear his voice and I wanna see both of these games at the same time and
    I’m lonely

  • @alangood8190
    @alangood8190 3 года назад +1

    That clock's on borrowed time.
    Do they make them in metal?

  • @YTAG33
    @YTAG33 3 года назад +1

    Shouldn't the clock be designed to stop and even ding when one side reaches zero? That is how I remember old analog chess clocks working. Continuing to count down until both sides reach zero is confusing and seems like a flaw in the clock.

  • @LastTraceSB
    @LastTraceSB 3 года назад

    That clock be like yep another day in the office