"Blokes Losing Their Focus Completely" - Pitch Invaders!
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- Here's me commentary on some of the dodgiest pitch invaders the world has ever seen. Consider this my Olympics opening ceremony style video. Cheers!
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Cheers legends!
O-Man
"She gets down, she gets up again...nah, she doesn't." That knocked me down laughing almost as hard as she went down.
i doubt she ever expected such a load in her face...
@@maddinek Reword
@@maddinek DON'T reword.
Chumbawamba
🎶I get knocked down, I get up again, nothings gonna keep me down...🎶
"Look at you, ya good boy with ya lifetime ban from the stadium" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Such a good line.
The goodest boi with the bestest ban ❤
My Great Grandfather has the heart of a Lion, also a Lifetime ban at the Zoo.
Only beautiful legends will understand the pain & courage they had in order to do that in front of thousands of people
@@chaoticature ROFL
"That's flossing." Had me blowing out my dentures!
That's Vitaly's GF, he has a YT channel that show the behind the scenes for that stunt.
Lmao😂😂
"Me too!" - Säd Pitt, stolen Swedish name-joke (from 'Freudian Slips Productions', love em to smithereenies ofc)
@@Merecirwho tf is vitaly
@@joewiniecki3282 I don't know who he is, but she's Kinsey Wolanski
I love that security at sports events are either fucking useless or on a one person mission to take tackling techniques back to the 80s. No middle ground with this lot.
yeah only the men get their shit pushed it
Guards are probably mostly either the type that just wants a paycheck or the type whose dream is to tackle a streaker.
Hundred Percent Mate!!! You're either the Hulk at breakfast or B!den at supper. No in between.
🤣@biden at supper 🤣
Former event security.. I never had to chase anyone, thankfully. But, we were told to herd them into a corner rather than try and be a Benny Hill. So many guards put onto the field with no training. So they all become the next Benny Hill making a mockery out of themselves.
That was the 1996 Wimbledon final, people. Mum never switched channels that fast.
Bloke on the left went on to become the first and only Dutchman to win the men's singles.
Three cheers for Ozzyman dedication. That grainy picture was on quite a few walls when I was little.
And you reached puberty in a couple of seconds?
That moment was the reason I became a leg man.
Richard Krajicek vs Malivai Washington.
The chick getting KO'd by the sprinkler was amazing, haha😂😂
She isnt a small girl either, yet that sprinkler sent her flying back haha😂
To paraphrase Mike Tyson: Everyone's got a plan 'til they get punched in the face by a fire hose volume sprinkler🥊.
@@dont5310😆 😂 🤣
Beautiful!
Lmao, I injured myself over 2 weeks ago doing nothing special, just trying to hoist myself up onto a cement ledge and as soon as I did, I felt something pop and cracked in my chest. I swear I tore ribs from my 60 year old sternum. 😂 It hurts like an SOB so watching others visit destination fukked makes it more bearable.
Oof! That tackle into the advertisement boards was brutal 😄
Yeah, that wouldn't be possible in many games nowadays with either flat ads that just look like they're standing from the camera's perspective, or with ads digitally added into the video.
Really shows the gender inequality that still exists.
Folded him like an envelope! Return to sender 😂
The best part is he, and the rest of them, got up like it was nothing. Meanwhile, one of them ball players get a love tap, and they're rolling around in agony, crying for 20 minutes.
Gonna have to get a nap hip after that lol
I'm strictly here for that thumbnail
Ah! men of culture we meet again.
same
0:35 for those who are strictly looking for it
Why? Do you think the guy has a cute smile?
Strictly looking for the streaker
"WOW, never seen a Sheila in the wild before, how MAJESTIC!" Hahahaha 🤣🤣
She really was tho
1:49 Mom is a fast runner and great catcher. 😂😂😂
That mom tackled her own kid. Lol
@@AcCeSsDeNiEd65 retrieval and punishment at the same time
She must have had a lot of training at home.
DEFINITELY not the first time little squirt's done a runner. Might be the last time. (I'd not give her sish for putting him in one of those monkey back packs with the 'tail' leash for a bit anyway.)
@@rebeccahahn6172 there's a reason my sister and I were both leash kids 😂😂 we were lightning fast and mom was about 2 steps above sloth speed!!
3:10 "That's flossing" - Ozzy Man (2024)
I always thought the Ozzie players got stuck in tackling pitch invaders? When the naked man ran on the wicket at Headingly in ‘81 - the wicket keeper grabbed him : leading to the Great Ritchie Benaud announcing, “That’s about the first thing that Rodney Marsh has caught today!…” Marvellous!
"A Sheila in the wild" Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣
1:35 'Even the pitch invaders take dives!'
This is so fuckin funny
Mad props to the kid who got a selfie first, lol
I was rooting for him lol
To be fair, the girl at Wimbledon is as hot as F 😂
Indeed, she is. We need more streakers like her.
Seeing her gave me a lesbian panic 😂
2:41 - Ozzy Man, that was your most adamant, enthusiastic "Bam! Destination F'd!!" ever.
100% that one really hit! I should have seen it coming but still caught me off-guard 😂
The tennis girl was/is an absolute knock out!!
As a native of the area known for cheese rolling, which involves a rugby team catching a barrage of human missiles while dodging a cheese doing an impression of LoTR siege weaponry...we don't get many pitch invaders round here.
For some reason archery competitions are quite low on pitch invasions too...
0:22 spear! Spear! From goldberg 😂😂😂
"MY GAWD, they broke her in half."
@@Udgrasil13 Going for the cover now 1 2 3? Nooooo I don't know how he kicked out of that one!! So close
Lmao "whats Deadpool going to think if this?" I think Ryan would totally approve ❤😂
"aand BAM! Destination Fkd!" 😂🤣🤣
I just love that youtube wants to translate this to english.
Milk that deadpool clip for all it’s worth! That was awesome & you deserve it
I'm glad security let the mom get her son.
Showing restraint and understanding the situation is top marks.
Mit Shixing is my favorite security guard. Fantastic guy, hits like a truck.
They should make it an Olympic sport
The phrase shit mixed will never stop making me chortle a bit.
"The ball is living down on that end, the community might as well make use of this end" ABSOLUTE SAVAGE! 🤣🤣
The Sprinkler signing up as courf security. That one was funny
Ronaldo is a legend, takes a selfie with the pitch invader, good on him, every other response to it was stupid and dangerous, athlete and pitch invader could have gotten injured, and theres probably nothing dumber than an athlete getting injured skirmishing with a pitch invader
Nothing stupid about getting an invader of the pitch
"I've never seen a Sheila in the wild" made me actually spit take my curry 🤣
0:30 Owie, Nah, Yeah, crikey 😂😂
3:08 SnappyChatty 😂😂😂😂
The track and field events will be a wild thing if narrated by Uncle Ozzy Man 💀💀💀
Im a saffer 🇿🇦 (with am italian name *get over it) and I find myself in a hostel in Rotterdam with a prisoner on parole for a room mate, yet somehow when ever I see a new Ozzy man video come up, I manage to find comfort in watching these vids. Thanks so much Ozzy man!
Perfectly executed foot sweep by that soccer player.
0:35 No man can take his eyes off that glorious sight 😂
The mom who stop the child was like lifetime memory for her😂😂❤
Probably just an average Saturday at the football more like - kid looks like he is a frequent flyer.
Are we getting a Ozzy man reviews Olympics??
I'll only watch if it's Athletes Only! Not One Second of that other BS!
Olympics are pretty draconian on unauthorised use of footage, so maybe not.
Gutted you didn’t show the pitch invaders from the Ashes last year, loved that Jonny Bairstow just picked one up up under his arm and carried them off!
That mum with the little overly excited toddler! I hope all the players signed stuff and high fived him after the game he was so cute! BEST PART OF THE VIDEO!
The flossing is real 🤣🤣🤣
That mom should try out for the team with that hustle run! LOL. Cute clip.
Lmao
“That’s the real Flossing” 👀
Ozzyman delivering the goods, as usual! Loved the lady soccer pitch invasion w fall on non-existent foul. That was perfect😂
1:57 The mom gets hit by a soccer ball video,i thought it was real at first.
Lmfao "thats flossing" Indeed it is!!
Ozzy, where is the Symonds' cricket hit on the pitch invader! A bonafide Aussie classic!
Yeah, that was a good one. One of the best ever. RIP Andy.
The security guy smiling slightly at the mom after she gets back with her kid was kinda wholesome
I couldn't help picturing an overzealous security guard running flat out and just leveling that kid.
The wee kiddie was ace
they aren’t pitch invaders they space invaders.
I TOO WANT TO FLOSS! 😂
A really flossy floss mate
I had to say AWW to the pupper invading the field. He saw people running around, chasing a ball, and wanted to get in on the fun.
A totally natural thing for a dog to do.
LOL 1:34 "Even the soccer pitch invaders take a dive..." Good line!
0:41 sheila in the wild MAJESTIC 🤣🔥
"That's the real flossing right there" 🤣
The dog, in the end after being escorted, even gets a pet. 😂
Ronaldo taking the selfie with the kid is so fuckin legend
Perhaps in some boring games this was the best moment!🤣🤣🤣
You verbalize perfectly, everything I'm thinking when I'm watching these clips😭😂
I needed that on my lunch break. Yeah, I'd call that flossing 😂
1:50 no amount of security will ever top mom's secret ninja SEAL team moves
the flossing at the end got me 😂😂
3:10 look how happy the ref on the left seems to be.
1:59 gave me goosebumps. The ad in the background shows a football that looks like it is about to hit the woman’s head.
The sprinkler system was hilarious. 😂
3:10 great to see Chiellini now as a security guard. He always was a great defender
I love how security really sticks the tackle at 2:43.
Pure flossing at the end that Thang was hungry.
Always so much more fun with you, Ozzy Man!!!
"She gets knocked down, but she gets up again" 😂 lmao
That Chumbawumba reference had me 🤣
Peter Jacobson tackled a streaker years ago and got huge mileage out of it for years!
1:39 my first time witnessing the legendary delayed sweeper 😂
That last woman running. Those security guards were loving every second of taking her off the field
Like they already haven't ALL attention, there is this one that craves even more.
The girl was a caterer at Wimbledon that year. She ran to the Royal Box, her apron back down by then, stood in front of the Royals, lifted her apron and curtsied!😅
She’s the winner. Don’t even need to see her face.
Note to self: Don't watch Ozzy Man in a room with my baby sleeping, I nearly woke the little guy by laughing.
Oh the tennis guys are focused, highly focused!
That kid running onto the field was so wholesome lol
The last lady is Vitaly’s mom lol. I still think it’s weird that she did that wearing his merch for his website lol
2:45 this guy definitely broke some important bones there
Flossing at its finest
Always floss before eating.😅
I thought it was after eating? Though from the look of it you're not getting much stuck between your teeth.
Another great commentary video OzzyMan. thank you.
At this point I think catching runners would be a more interesting Olympic sport than most
I always like it when there is a “Destination Fucked” at some point in the video. Thanks Ozzyman. 👍🏻😀
Never seen a Sheila in the wild before new balls bloody classic.
"Security takes half a century to get to him, they must be Australian" bahahaha
2:42 That dude got folded. Literally.
"ohhhh no that's flossing, that's the real flossing!"
That last shot actually looked painful 😂
Ahh ... a 70's Summer of Cricket in Oz wasn't complete without a naked streaker.
Omg, epic! Truly though, the doggo wins!! Says “Wouldn’t let me in Westminster mate, but I still deserve a show!!!”
3:10 That was the 2019 Champions League final, biggest game in European club football... The most exciting thing to happen in that first half.
"that's flossing"... Fucking hell 😂
My favourite one of all time was a young lady called Tracy sergeant at the world indoor bowls back in 2002 I think. She was 22 at the time.
Seeing this I realise I need an ozzy man reviews useless security guards video
In the last one, they where padding her down to find any concealed weapons.😅
Sprinkler girl went oof lmfao
"that's flossing." There'll be no downstairs plaque after that!
That last fella who caught the sheila, next time it happens he has to run onto the pitch with a fire bucket full of sand. Not for safety - it's his handicap as he caught her last time 😀