In Kentucky, you can probably be issued a Kentucky Colonel as part of a Roast Beef and Cheddar Combo. I think I know fewer people from Ky that aren’t a KC at this point vs are.
Used to work with a civilian employee when I was in the Army and stationed in Kentucky who was a Kentucky Colonel we used to call him Colonel to mess with him. Had no idea what the heck a Kentucky Colonel was at the time but he was not amused. How you going to work on an Army base and brag about being a Kentucky Colonel and not expect soldiers you work with to rip on you a bit. He was an older Italian guy with a little man complex to so he had a temper which made it even funnier.
Yesss!!! Attorney Tommy is real everyone. He answered my post on Reddit about the guy getting on the judge shows. It just goes to show, if you can dream it, you can achieve it. Thank you Tom, you may only be 3’ 10”, but you’re an iron giant to me.
The chain on a chainsaw will move without holding the grip safety or the throttle. If you are starting a cold engine you use the choke and the choke will cause the engine to idle higher which is usually high enough to engage the clutch and move the chain.
I mean it most likely has the "throw" protevtion on (dont know what its called in english) so it shouldnt move at all. However I dont get why youd wanna start it like that even if it was comoletely safe
I’ve ended up with triple citizenship by being born in one country that gives citizenship to those born there and having parents who were born in two other countries that give citizenship to a child born from married parents where at least one is married (such as the second option on that page from the US government that Tom showed)
I was on a murder jury that 1. Was the 1st time that dental imprint evidence was allowed in a NY court; and 2. We came back with a guilty verdict in less than 15 min
Oh hey I’m a KY Colonel. They just kinda gave it to me when I got the rank of Eagle Scout, so I honestly forget about it unless something else brings it up.
7:21 It could also be that the cyclist narrowly-avoided an unpredictable dog and this person's reaction was based on his own perceptions. Because neither he nor his dog were actually injured and this person's actions, while allegedly subjectively-reasonable, were clearly not objectively-reasonable, he absolutely could and should face civil and/or criminal complaints for his actions. As the person says, he kicked the _rear_ tire as hard as he could, meaning that the cyclist had already avoided him and his dog, and this person merely felt threatened or aggravated by such close and sudden proximity and felt it necessary to lash out and retaliate.
I would love to see what actually played out where a cyclist drove by this guy, maybe a little close, maybe this guy just thought he owned the whole sidewalk, more than likely he was driving an SUV and someone on a bike passed him on the sidewalk and he got unreasonably pissed-off long after he passed and thought hey I'll make up a story where I implicitly kill that guy for almost hurting my dog, I'll look like such a cool tough guy to all my internet friends. Like you can't trip a bike by sticking your foot in front of its back tire as it passes, or kicking it as hard as you can in the half a second it takes to pass you.
Depending how it's talked about in court. I can see it being explained as reactionary to protect the dog and or himself from being hit. The front or back wheel (might) Not matter because maybe his ability to react might not be great and we dont know how fast the bike was going. And if it is seen as a reaction to protect himself and his dog then the cyclist running the red light wouldnt be awarded anything under the Clean Hands Act since he got hurt while committing an illegal act. I also hate cyclists so i can't be a judge nor jury for it. As a wise man once said, it depends
More realistic thing to me is the cyclist ran a red light and out of petty vindictiveness he kicked the cyclist. Actually, the really most realistic thing to me is this dude saw a cyclist ran a red light one time and this is all some pathetic revenge fantasy of his.
@@DecentSilver I mean, he admitted that he wasn't protecting his dog. Also it's pretty hard to hit a BACK tire in self defense. That's kind of like shooting someone in the back.
My dad was born in Canada to his American citizen parents who were living there for a few years. He has citizenship in both Canada and America as a result. And I, as his daughter, also have dual citizenship even though I was born in America. We found this out from the Canadian border guards when we drove to Canada for a trip when I was like 8.
My drafting teacher was on Judge Judy, she was golfing and caused damage to someone's property. Having a home next to a golf course is sort of like building a house in the middle of a shooting gallery...but whatever.
Where I live there is a road straight through the golf course, no nets, golfers just walk straight over all the time. I'm just waiting for a car to get hit
@@CainXVII Yup! The same stuff happened where I lived until they actually put little lights at every crossing, yet the golfers walk/cart across whenever. They can pay off any damages, I guess. Lol My friends from high school misjudged a turn and flew right through part of a golf course one evening. 🤣
6:16 wait... Almost? The person on the bike didn't cause injury, at most just startled the dog, and that dog owner feels justified in at best knocking them off their bike and at worst killing them (based on the fact the dog owner wasn't bothered that they weren't getting up)?! That is crazy. I hope i never meet that person, they may stab me if i look at em wrong
"they committed a traffic infraction that scared me so I intentionally assaulted them causing serious injury then fled the scene" won't work out well in court lol
@@stackflow343 Good luck proving it without the post though. The line you'd likely hear is "They ran a red which startled me, causing me to drop the leash and flail, they hit my flailing foot, and I ran off after my scared dog."
Dunno. If he was able to touch the bike, the biker had to have been seriously close. Close enough to hit someone. It could be easy to stretch that into many different defenses. Freak accident, fear induced reaction, attempting to protect his own life.
Atleast in my state there wouldnt be any defense for this unless the person was driving a car. Especially since you hit the person after the fact. That's aggravated assault all day and their no self defense clause unless they were In your house.
I have a friend that got a ticket. He left it there so that he could keep parking there. He got a 2nd ticket (placed right next to the original ticket) the next day.
On the parking ticket one, I worked parking enforcement for my college and if we saw an old ticket/fake one we would laugh and issue a new ticket. Plus we issue tickets different so we could usually tell if it was an old ticket the driver left on
tom doesn't want eagle to catch up, he wants his height, notice he grows several nanometers a video? he's absorbing his clients and gaining miniscule height, but with eagle he'll gain a whole half inch
I'm a citizen born abroad. I had dual citizenship. It's a pain in the ass to get a copy of my birth certificate so I protect my "certificate of birth abroad" like it's the only copy I'll ever have.
To be fair to that guy with the chainsaw, chainsaws have 1-2 safety buttons/trigger on the handle that have to be held down to engage the chain, otherwise the engine just idles. It’s definitely not a good idea, but he was probably fine
The centrifugal clutch can be accidentally engaged, if he has the choke on with a poorly set up carb. I’ve personally seen a greenie logger (hired as crew to make a fire break) try this with the bar&chain resting on his chainsaw chaps. When he finally got it started, using freaking ether we didn’t know he had on him, it grabbed enough of the chaps to get clogged with fibres. The risk is high an idiot who tries to start it improperly, like in the video, will also have an improperly maintained chainsaw.
If he uses the choke then the chain will spin. If the saw isn't properly maintained then it can spin on startup too. I worked in a sawmill for a long time. This is a pretty common prank in that kind of job. I would bet a lot of money that he had the kill switch depressed so the saw had no chance of even starting 🤷♂️
agreed, but he still demonstrated a complete lack of respect for the danger posed by his tool. I would severely reprimand any idiot working under me if I saw them handling a tool in such a manner. If he's doing shit like this, what other idiotic things might he be doing that put himself or others at risk?
@@GoatPopsicle haha, that ether will get a rustbucket lawnmower running on fumes started on the first pull, as a kid I relied on it way too much "starter fluid" lol. Now I take care of my tools
3:38 a friend of mine’s brother was born in Australia, his dad was too. Both parents lived in the U.S. at the time and the kid became a duel citizen. My friend is also a duel citizen Bc his dad was born there.
I love how telling anyone you’re over 6 feet on the internet just makes you an immediate liar lol. I’m 6’3, and anytime someone asks me, and I tell them, they tell me I’m full of shit and I’m just like “WHY DID YOU ASK THEN IF YOU ONLY WANTED ME TO SAY I WAS SHORTER THAN YOU?!?” haha 😆🤷🏻♂️
Yep. Spent most of my weeknights as a teen in chatrooms and I remember getting called a liar every time height was brought up. (I'm 6'4). Did none of these people go to public school? I remember almost every class in my school had like one tall dude between 6'1-6'4. The real mythical creatures are the guys taller than 6'4.
@@snesguy9176 being over 6’ ain’t some mythical unicorn. It’s literally just slightly above average. 6’1-6’5 are relatively normal heights. There is ALWAYS at least 3 people in any classroom in high school or beyond that are within that height range.
That ticket one is clever until you park in an area with a designated meter maid. They'll be like "I didn't put that there" and give you a real ticket.
My grandmother was a Canadian who happened to be born in the States because her parents had gone on a day trip. But when she was 65, she realized she'd been an American citizen all her life, even though she'd travelled under a Canadian Passport. She'd been denied her pension because she wasn't a Canadian citizen. She had to swear she'd spent her whole life in Canada, paying Canadian taxes to get the pension she'd paid for.
That "I gave myself a ticket so they don't" wouldn't work in my area, each time you go past the time limit they will put another ticket there, saw one car parked in 1h spot get 5 tickets one day
Also; if I park in NYC I have a legit orange ticket that I put on my windshield and I’ve been using it for literally years……no one has ever checked it 🤣
In the case of a baby being born in a foreign country, I can answer that one. I am a duel citizen of both England and America although I have never been to America. My mother is British and my biological father is American. I was born in England but my parents applied for duel citizenship for me and my 4 sisters when we were born. I can legally live in England or America without a visa
During that chainsaw clip, I was thinking, "What is so wrong about this clip, I don't get it..." and then on the second watch I totally saw it. LOL. Thank God he couldn't start it! 😆😆
Depending on the parents' country of origin and the birthplace of the child, a child can be born without citizenship in any country which really sucks for that child.
Regarding the "born in another country" point, I had a friend in high school that was born like that. I'm Canadian, not American though, but it still works similarly, and without going into details, he was officially South African and Canadian just because of where he was born. Unless he was lying, I never checked the law for that in South Africa
I know that my grandma who has french parents from quebec canada went to the USA for work in the 1920's and my grandma has US and canadian citizenship cause she was born in the US but went to Quebec with her parents a few years later
You can absolutely start a chainsaw that way. You start the engine and use a different trigger to turn the blades. As long as you aren't holding that trigger while you start it the blades won't turn, and your balls are safe.
I have a friend who's cousins faked this whole "family feud" to get on judge Judy lmao I can't remember the case but he showed me and it was so hilarious knowing they made up everything and it was bullshit lol you could even see them seeming like they were acting at times 😂😂
I have a cousin (no, really) who had filed a landlord-tenant case. She was approached by producers of one of the court TV shows (I think it was J. Judy) to move her case to their show. The deal was that no matter what the outcome was, the show pays the injured party (plus free trip to L.A.), so I guess both sides win. She declined the offer, BTW.
Honestly i could see the SO of a judge using "your honor may I approach your [fill in the blank]" as dirty talk E.g. "Your gavel". "The pit" "the juries(jublees)"
I got jury duty, and was assigned to watch a judge and his wife having sex. Some say this wasn't really jury duty. Whatever, I got off work for a day and got fifty bucks for my trouble.
Fake ticket thing definitely doesn't work. You think they haven't seen that before? They'll check it and still give you a ticket. Even leaving a real ticket won't work if the time has expired or if it's the next day.
I have that chainsaw. The manual specifically say in big red letters "WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM BALLS!", along with a diagram that I don't think I'm allowed to post here.
I don't know if a defense... defense is going to hold up for the dog owner. He wasn't trying to physically remove his dog from danger, his actions were retaliatory. I keep hearing that retaliation isn't covered under defense of self or others, even if it's immediate. And especially if you admit somewhere that you did it to cause harm and not to protect anyone. Though, if there's a jury, a lot of people might be convinced that he's justified and find him not guilt anyway
I was really wondering if anyone was gonna mention that the lawyer was ray william johnson, but then in internet time that was a long ass time ago and nobody might even know who he is/was. P.S. your favorite martian was a bammer ass band 😆
Tom: I'M A KENTUCKY COLONEL! THE HIGHEST CIVIC HONOR GIVEN BY KENTUCKY!
Sir, this is an Arby's
In Kentucky, you can probably be issued a Kentucky Colonel as part of a Roast Beef and Cheddar Combo. I think I know fewer people from Ky that aren’t a KC at this point vs are.
Fun fact: Sanders’ actual official title was “Mule Tender” 🤣 Guess he couldn’t market those, so he turned to Chicken Tenders lol
Used to work with a civilian employee when I was in the Army and stationed in Kentucky who was a Kentucky Colonel we used to call him Colonel to mess with him. Had no idea what the heck a Kentucky Colonel was at the time but he was not amused. How you going to work on an Army base and brag about being a Kentucky Colonel and not expect soldiers you work with to rip on you a bit. He was an older Italian guy with a little man complex to so he had a temper which made it even funnier.
IT👏DEPENDS👏
YES 👏 IT 👏 DOES
Hello destiny gun
No no it's "I👏t dep👏ends"
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD
Haha it's still SO funny....
Yesss!!! Attorney Tommy is real everyone. He answered my post on Reddit about the guy getting on the judge shows. It just goes to show, if you can dream it, you can achieve it.
Thank you Tom, you may only be 3’ 10”, but you’re an iron giant to me.
3' 10" lmaoo💀
10’ 3”
*Golem, Iron Golem
3' 10"!? Time to dropkick him!
3.10"
"...this is illegal advice but it's funny."
- my attorney Tom.
AttorneyTom is the tallest 5'6" man I've ever come into contact with.
Is it because he is 5 feet 6.9999 inches?
The chain on a chainsaw will move without holding the grip safety or the throttle. If you are starting a cold engine you use the choke and the choke will cause the engine to idle higher which is usually high enough to engage the clutch and move the chain.
Also the chain can move if some string or something is jammed in the clutch.
I mean it most likely has the "throw" protevtion on (dont know what its called in english) so it shouldnt move at all. However I dont get why youd wanna start it like that even if it was comoletely safe
@@einar2963 Chain brake
@@einar2963 Regardless, it just feels wrong on a fundamental level if youre a guy
@@rykehuss3435 As a male with dangling bits I can second that protecting the dangly bits is a very high priority
He’s so wholesome. Even if he cant answer the question or give any advice on a certain situation he is still fun to watch
Leave Hypotheticals in the subreddit Guys. And I'll give an answer usually it's it depends
We need to get this to a million likes, immediately!
My meme finally made it! I needed this today
Thank you Tom
Congrats
@@AttorneyTom haha working 15hrs today so trust me it was a nice surprise
I’ve ended up with triple citizenship by being born in one country that gives citizenship to those born there and having parents who were born in two other countries that give citizenship to a child born from married parents where at least one is married (such as the second option on that page from the US government that Tom showed)
I was on a murder jury that 1. Was the 1st time that dental imprint evidence was allowed in a NY court; and 2. We came back with a guilty verdict in less than 15 min
How do you feel about all the dental imprint evidence that a t has been discredited.
Had the murderer bit the victim?....
Oh hey I’m a KY Colonel. They just kinda gave it to me when I got the rank of Eagle Scout, so I honestly forget about it unless something else brings it up.
They made me a KY Colonel when I sold the most personal lubricant.
I don't think it had anything to do with Kentucky though.
I've used WD40 for household repairs, but my ASVAB scores were too low to get past Specialist.
That's not how you become a Kentucky colonel
7:21 It could also be that the cyclist narrowly-avoided an unpredictable dog and this person's reaction was based on his own perceptions. Because neither he nor his dog were actually injured and this person's actions, while allegedly subjectively-reasonable, were clearly not objectively-reasonable, he absolutely could and should face civil and/or criminal complaints for his actions.
As the person says, he kicked the _rear_ tire as hard as he could, meaning that the cyclist had already avoided him and his dog, and this person merely felt threatened or aggravated by such close and sudden proximity and felt it necessary to lash out and retaliate.
I would love to see what actually played out where a cyclist drove by this guy, maybe a little close, maybe this guy just thought he owned the whole sidewalk, more than likely he was driving an SUV and someone on a bike passed him on the sidewalk and he got unreasonably pissed-off long after he passed and thought hey I'll make up a story where I implicitly kill that guy for almost hurting my dog, I'll look like such a cool tough guy to all my internet friends.
Like you can't trip a bike by sticking your foot in front of its back tire as it passes, or kicking it as hard as you can in the half a second it takes to pass you.
Depending how it's talked about in court. I can see it being explained as reactionary to protect the dog and or himself from being hit. The front or back wheel (might) Not matter because maybe his ability to react might not be great and we dont know how fast the bike was going. And if it is seen as a reaction to protect himself and his dog then the cyclist running the red light wouldnt be awarded anything under the Clean Hands Act since he got hurt while committing an illegal act.
I also hate cyclists so i can't be a judge nor jury for it. As a wise man once said, it depends
More realistic thing to me is the cyclist ran a red light and out of petty vindictiveness he kicked the cyclist.
Actually, the really most realistic thing to me is this dude saw a cyclist ran a red light one time and this is all some pathetic revenge fantasy of his.
@@DecentSilver I mean, he admitted that he wasn't protecting his dog. Also it's pretty hard to hit a BACK tire in self defense. That's kind of like shooting someone in the back.
@@jeremyphillips3087 Yea, I also feel that leaving the scene of the crime isn't going to help his defence.
In 25 years I’m gonna be offended by that commercial and call that number to sue them.
The editing get better each video and I love it haha!
1:46 Attorney Tom height reveal
My dad was born in Canada to his American citizen parents who were living there for a few years. He has citizenship in both Canada and America as a result. And I, as his daughter, also have dual citizenship even though I was born in America. We found this out from the Canadian border guards when we drove to Canada for a trip when I was like 8.
My drafting teacher was on Judge Judy, she was golfing and caused damage to someone's property. Having a home next to a golf course is sort of like building a house in the middle of a shooting gallery...but whatever.
'Bout to go look at sum feetz.
Where I live there is a road straight through the golf course, no nets, golfers just walk straight over all the time. I'm just waiting for a car to get hit
@@CainXVII Yup! The same stuff happened where I lived until they actually put little lights at every crossing, yet the golfers walk/cart across whenever. They can pay off any damages, I guess. Lol
My friends from high school misjudged a turn and flew right through part of a golf course one evening. 🤣
Tell me you’ve never used a chainsaw without actually telling me you’ve never used a chain saw.
6:16 wait... Almost? The person on the bike didn't cause injury, at most just startled the dog, and that dog owner feels justified in at best knocking them off their bike and at worst killing them (based on the fact the dog owner wasn't bothered that they weren't getting up)?! That is crazy. I hope i never meet that person, they may stab me if i look at em wrong
"they committed a traffic infraction that scared me so I intentionally assaulted them causing serious injury then fled the scene" won't work out well in court lol
@@stackflow343 Good luck proving it without the post though. The line you'd likely hear is "They ran a red which startled me, causing me to drop the leash and flail, they hit my flailing foot, and I ran off after my scared dog."
@@jamesp.6753 by the description in the post there may be witnesses.
Dunno. If he was able to touch the bike, the biker had to have been seriously close. Close enough to hit someone. It could be easy to stretch that into many different defenses. Freak accident, fear induced reaction, attempting to protect his own life.
Atleast in my state there wouldnt be any defense for this unless the person was driving a car. Especially since you hit the person after the fact. That's aggravated assault all day and their no self defense clause unless they were In your house.
Tom is pure. Protect our boy Tom.
I have a friend that got a ticket. He left it there so that he could keep parking there. He got a 2nd ticket (placed right next to the original ticket) the next day.
Of course. I don't understand why people think that would work
On the parking ticket one, I worked parking enforcement for my college and if we saw an old ticket/fake one we would laugh and issue a new ticket. Plus we issue tickets different so we could usually tell if it was an old ticket the driver left on
Have people not seen cars with multiple tickets? Do they think you are immune after you got one?
@@CainXVII We cannot issue another ticket until 4 hours later anyways... We always just look to see whose ticket it was as well.
@@CainXVII Plus, according to the college's policy, another ticket can be issued 4 hours after the first ticket for the same violation
tom doesn't want eagle to catch up, he wants his height, notice he grows several nanometers a video? he's absorbing his clients and gaining miniscule height, but with eagle he'll gain a whole half inch
I used the fake ticket trick all the time in college. Wouldn't have done it if they had accessible, well priced parking.
When Tom is as tall as all the 14 year olds you know
I know some that are 6 foot.
@@teadrinker5751 yeah my son is 5,11 at 13 but it makes sense because his dad is 6,8
@@attorneytomannihilator6933 he’s not even the tallest kid in his class either lol
He’s the same height as I am. Incidentally, I stopped growing at age 14 :p
you know 14 year olds?
As a tall person the best response when someone asks if you play basketball is "No, are you a jockey?"
And what if he is a jockey?
7:47 this is exactly like chopping off a branch that you're on
I'm a citizen born abroad. I had dual citizenship. It's a pain in the ass to get a copy of my birth certificate so I protect my "certificate of birth abroad" like it's the only copy I'll ever have.
Attorney Tom should get a tattoo of "IT DEPENDS" at 1Mil subs.
To be fair to that guy with the chainsaw, chainsaws have 1-2 safety buttons/trigger on the handle that have to be held down to engage the chain, otherwise the engine just idles. It’s definitely not a good idea, but he was probably fine
The centrifugal clutch can be accidentally engaged, if he has the choke on with a poorly set up carb.
I’ve personally seen a greenie logger (hired as crew to make a fire break) try this with the bar&chain resting on his chainsaw chaps. When he finally got it started, using freaking ether we didn’t know he had on him, it grabbed enough of the chaps to get clogged with fibres.
The risk is high an idiot who tries to start it improperly, like in the video, will also have an improperly maintained chainsaw.
If he uses the choke then the chain will spin. If the saw isn't properly maintained then it can spin on startup too. I worked in a sawmill for a long time. This is a pretty common prank in that kind of job. I would bet a lot of money that he had the kill switch depressed so the saw had no chance of even starting 🤷♂️
agreed, but he still demonstrated a complete lack of respect for the danger posed by his tool. I would severely reprimand any idiot working under me if I saw them handling a tool in such a manner. If he's doing shit like this, what other idiotic things might he be doing that put himself or others at risk?
@@GoatPopsicle haha, that ether will get a rustbucket lawnmower running on fumes started on the first pull, as a kid I relied on it way too much "starter fluid" lol. Now I take care of my tools
I do appreciate your enthusiasm and your drive to be THE leading legal RUclipsr
Tom, whoever edits your videos, keep them around, shit was hilarious
3:38 a friend of mine’s brother was born in Australia, his dad was too. Both parents lived in the U.S. at the time and the kid became a duel citizen. My friend is also a duel citizen Bc his dad was born there.
I love how telling anyone you’re over 6 feet on the internet just makes you an immediate liar lol.
I’m 6’3, and anytime someone asks me, and I tell them, they tell me I’m full of shit and I’m just like “WHY DID YOU ASK THEN IF YOU ONLY WANTED ME TO SAY I WAS SHORTER THAN YOU?!?” haha 😆🤷🏻♂️
Yep. Spent most of my weeknights as a teen in chatrooms and I remember getting called a liar every time height was brought up. (I'm 6'4).
Did none of these people go to public school? I remember almost every class in my school had like one tall dude between 6'1-6'4. The real mythical creatures are the guys taller than 6'4.
@@snesguy9176 being over 6’ ain’t some mythical unicorn. It’s literally just slightly above average. 6’1-6’5 are relatively normal heights. There is ALWAYS at least 3 people in any classroom in high school or beyond that are within that height range.
F for that guy he may learn something after watching this video,Big Respect to attorney tom and to his subreddit for the best among best out there 07
That ticket one is clever until you park in an area with a designated meter maid. They'll be like "I didn't put that there" and give you a real ticket.
Yay! He put my post in!
Long time watcher, first time poster!
My grandmother was a Canadian who happened to be born in the States because her parents had gone on a day trip. But when she was 65, she realized she'd been an American citizen all her life, even though she'd travelled under a Canadian Passport. She'd been denied her pension because she wasn't a Canadian citizen. She had to swear she'd spent her whole life in Canada, paying Canadian taxes to get the pension she'd paid for.
That "I gave myself a ticket so they don't" wouldn't work in my area, each time you go past the time limit they will put another ticket there, saw one car parked in 1h spot get 5 tickets one day
i would have been 6’9 but 10 inches went to the wrong place 😭
That's some quality humble-brag right there.
Your fun, legal egal is okay, Mike rivers is gold.
1 million likes ! Time to get him a RUclips career full time!
How do you decide that a dog almost getting hurt accidentally is morally equivalent to a human actually getting hurt intentionally?
How cute is dog?
Tom: im a Kentucky colonel
Also tom: i’ve also never been to Kentucky
Also; if I park in NYC I have a legit orange ticket that I put on my windshield and I’ve been using it for literally years……no one has ever checked it 🤣
The glasses creating anime Tom!,🤣💯
"Your honor may I approach your lips" would work really well if you're married to a judge.
most modern chain saws a safety switch on the handle that must be engaged for the chain to be powered. it looks more dangerous than it is.
In the case of a baby being born in a foreign country, I can answer that one. I am a duel citizen of both England and America although I have never been to America. My mother is British and my biological father is American. I was born in England but my parents applied for duel citizenship for me and my 4 sisters when we were born. I can legally live in England or America without a visa
I challenge you to a duel.
@@MR-to4yp Should have challenged her to a dual.
@@ElGeecho a dual what?
People seem to take the fact that 'being born in a country makes them a citizen of that country' isn't true in most countries.
If you and Nick Rekieta do a fusion dance, you'll definitely surpass legal eagle's power level.
During that chainsaw clip, I was thinking, "What is so wrong about this clip, I don't get it..." and then on the second watch I totally saw it. LOL. Thank God he couldn't start it! 😆😆
You commit the crime you pay the fine.
You hire a legal assist, you get a slap on the wrist.
I've don't the ticket trick before... it worked for a long time.. then one day I came out and there was two...
8:40 But did the product packaging warn about the potential danger of starting the chainsaw while straddling it?
Depending on the parents' country of origin and the birthplace of the child, a child can be born without citizenship in any country which really sucks for that child.
Liked! Doing my part to get AttorneyTom disbarred.
Regarding the "born in another country" point, I had a friend in high school that was born like that. I'm Canadian, not American though, but it still works similarly, and without going into details, he was officially South African and Canadian just because of where he was born.
Unless he was lying, I never checked the law for that in South Africa
I know that my grandma who has french parents from quebec canada went to the USA for work in the 1920's and my grandma has US and canadian citizenship cause she was born in the US but went to Quebec with her parents a few years later
7:46 At least this man is considerate enough to voluntarily remove himself from the gene pool.
0:00 he looks like he wants to say “the lord is testing me” as he looks at his mic
Ur intro…. Seriously… Pewdies and LWIAY, would u wanna check if he approached you guys for thissss 😂
3:15 Joke is if you stop it, you will be sued for the daily profit that is more then what you will make in a life time.
I love how Ray William Johnson, a once legend on RUclips, was just referred to as “This guy” by a guy with less than 500k subs lol
5:09 Right, now where's the section titled "Child Born in Space to a U.S. Citizen and an Alien?
"1-800-LAAAAAW" is hilarious.
You can absolutely start a chainsaw that way.
You start the engine and use a different trigger to turn the blades.
As long as you aren't holding that trigger while you start it the blades won't turn, and your balls are safe.
I cant believe I live in a timelime where a lawyer is funnier than Ray William Johnson
9:32 so you shouldn't do that only if you are a lawyer? Ah ok, good thing I am not a lawyer then.
I've made my like contribution. If he reneges on the deal, we'll sue him.
I thought your shirt said USCSB at first and got excited lol
I have a friend who's cousins faked this whole "family feud" to get on judge Judy lmao I can't remember the case but he showed me and it was so hilarious knowing they made up everything and it was bullshit lol you could even see them seeming like they were acting at times 😂😂
Those shows are ALL acting... You don't think any of that is real, do you?
I have a cousin (no, really) who had filed a landlord-tenant case. She was approached by producers of one of the court TV shows (I think it was J. Judy) to move her case to their show. The deal was that no matter what the outcome was, the show pays the injured party (plus free trip to L.A.), so I guess both sides win. She declined the offer, BTW.
San Andreas theme will always be crisp!
Can you maybe get a judge to act out a "May I approach your lips" skit?
You ARE the greatest legal youtuber!
I thought you had as USCSB shirt and I got excited
Honestly i could see the SO of a judge using "your honor may I approach your [fill in the blank]" as dirty talk
E.g. "Your gavel". "The pit" "the juries(jublees)"
I got jury duty, and was assigned to watch a judge and his wife having sex. Some say this wasn't really jury duty. Whatever, I got off work for a day and got fifty bucks for my trouble.
You are the official lawyer of Reddit at this point.
Fake ticket thing definitely doesn't work. You think they haven't seen that before? They'll check it and still give you a ticket. Even leaving a real ticket won't work if the time has expired or if it's the next day.
I hate how I've had your theme song stuck in my head for a week.
I can cure any earworm. Simply look up Henry the Eighth by Hermin's Hermits.
There, no you have that stuck in your head instead. I'm so sorry.
@@charlesrense5199 I love Hermin Hermits anyway
@@myautobiographyafanfic1413 DAMN YOU!
Gooooooood
A whear reel .... exactly how much does *that* depend attorney Tom?
I've put tickets from before under my wiper a couple times...
It doesn't work
quick question what stops the supreme court from finding all laws unconstitutional?
The constitution!
Chainsaw "let's watch that again"
I'm a woman, I don't have the parts in question but I feel them hide😱
I think anyone who has a body not in two pieces felt that
I have a co worker who is over 6 feet tall. I put ladder on her name tag as a joke and she put step stool on mine 🤣
Citizen born abroad here. I have 2 birth certificates one for Canada one fire America. Can I go back to Canada when I want?
But does the chainsaw's user manual SAY anywhere that you're not supposed to use it that way? If it doesn't than how was he supposed to know?
I have that chainsaw. The manual specifically say in big red letters "WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM BALLS!", along with a diagram that I don't think I'm allowed to post here.
Seeing that Rick and Morty clip, I had a terrible intrusive thought. 100% there is fanfic of attorney Tom with legal eagle or mike.
It's not a fake ticket. It's a nice complimentary letter to the cop that checks it.
I don't know if a defense... defense is going to hold up for the dog owner. He wasn't trying to physically remove his dog from danger, his actions were retaliatory. I keep hearing that retaliation isn't covered under defense of self or others, even if it's immediate. And especially if you admit somewhere that you did it to cause harm and not to protect anyone. Though, if there's a jury, a lot of people might be convinced that he's justified and find him not guilt anyway
My niece has dual citizenship with Germany cause she was born over there while my bro (ex wife2) was on a visa. She has it until 16.
Ray William Johnson. I wish he kept doing =3, it was awesome. Good times
I was really wondering if anyone was gonna mention that the lawyer was ray william johnson, but then in internet time that was a long ass time ago and nobody might even know who he is/was. P.S. your favorite martian was a bammer ass band 😆
For the chainsaw he probably has the stop on, so when the motor starts the chain won’t move.
My motto: never trust your genitals to "probably".
that trolly meme hits different after these past few weeks
I’m gonna get a law degree just so I can saw “your honor, may I punch you in the mouth softly with my mouth?”
Hearing Colonel Tom swearing is so refreshing
10:00 But dropkicking a baby is stealing that baby's health/life and every onlooker's sanity.
So still a theif.
"dont do that as a lawyer" oh good im not a lawyer :)