The Trump Bible Translation
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2024
- YUGE NEWS! There's a new Donald Trump Version of the Bible, and we've got the exclusive clip of Trump reciting his favorite verses.
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And the Babylonians payed for it
Paid....
What do yo mean?
they actually did pay for the wall and they paid for the rebuilding of the temple. funny cause it is true! and it was a beautiful wall
@@halburd1 A big Beautiful wall
@@halburd1 Nope. The Persians had overthrown the Babylonians.
I’m surprised he didn’t quote “Our citizenship is in heaven… as long as we enter heaven legally.” -Philippians 3:20-21 📖 🇺🇸
Outstanding! 🤣👍🏼
And he's right. No one sneaks in.
What, you think everyone gets in?
Top comment!
Yep, they have to go through the gate.
"Not the fake news like CNN. They're terrible, folks. They're terrible." LOL 🤣
lol
😂😂😂😂
Well, they do lie a LOT, especially when they aren't misleading or selectively editing. So yeah... fake news.
🤣🤣🤣
@@brendaforliberty6836did they lose several billion dollar lawsuits like several Republican media channels? LMAO
I wanted him to read the part in Joshua where Jericho's walls came down "Let me tell you folks, that wall was flimsy and sad. Not at all like my wall"
Great!
🤣🤣🤣
"Building a wall, its complicated business, big league, you know, the great wall in chyna, the lead and landmine wall we pay for, in the ukraine, that europe should pay more for"
Missed opportunity!
What wall?
Lyin’ Lucifer is exactly what Trump would name him.
He did. Lying Ted.
@@SS-zg6of…he’s not anymore. He had to lick Donald’s boots, though
"Lyin Lucifer" 🤣😂
Joe Biden
@@Mr_Lyric both, really
@@realhumbug True
@@Mr_Lyric Biden ain't grifting an entire religion. lmao..
@@_Jake.From.Statefarm_ He claims to be catholic, also this is satire, and they did one on the biden bible translation, aside from that he goes against a lot of the major issues true christianity promotes, like on abortion, the trans issue, the death penalty, etc
Biden tried to narrate a Bible, but he kept bursting into flames.
😂😂😂😂😂
Plus no one would help him with the big words. They couldn't, they had never seen a Bible before.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah!
Nah, that's Trump. Those red marks on his fingers are from when he held a Bible for a photo op. LOL.
We have a name for that in the hood. We call it a "James 2:19 moment".
Jesus said to the woman "Nor do I condemn thee. Some people might, I've heard very bad things some people said you were a horrible person. Not me, I wouldn't do that. Go and sin no more."
When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. Silly woman!
I hear this in his voice!
This killed me 😂😂😂
That entire woman in adultery story (the pericopea adulterei) is not found in any of the early documents. It was put in AFtER the Donatist controversy for political reasons as surmised from the Alexandrian vs Byzantine text traditions.
Great stuff! A few they missed: "And Nehemiah said to the people: 'Let's make Israel great again.'" "And Hilary was thrown out of the window and eaten by dogs. I mean Jezebel, Jezebel folks. Hilary still has her payday coming." "Now the man Moses was very humble, more than any man who was on the face of the earth, and Donald Trump is his close second. We can call it a tie, it's a tie."
Those are pretty good, too! Made me laugh
"There i was there I was, with the jews following moses to the promised land he said to me, he said the lord said dont touch the rock and the water will come out, i said moses dont touch it, he touched it anyway, the water still came out but we got banished from the promised land but our children were let in and so judea was renamed to israel, i said I told you moses dont do it, and look what happened, look what happened folks he did it and you can see what happened"
😂😂😂😂😂
Good ones!
😂. Brilliant
LoL "vengeance is mine on my first day back in office, sayeth Donald Trump " 😁 😁😁 Yep
That's why they don't want him to win.
@@laveraparato258 yay, people with brains exist here!
Lets make the bible great again! And the forefront of our lives!
#woosh
I understand your sentiment. I really do. But the Bible is always great. We're just not great about recognizing the greatness of the Bible
I love when trump holds the bible up and all the demonically possessed people lose their minds!!
hypothetically what if im not a christian
@@dizzy_jump- “There are good people on both sides.”
-The Donald
A few years ago my church did a series on Nehemiah. When I found out what he was up to, I couldn't help but imagine Nehemiah sounding like Trump. "We're gonna rebuild the Jerusalem wall, and make the Philistines pay for it!" So glad you covered it here BB.
Have you seen his crowds? MULTITUDES!
Gullible people are always plentiful
@@gibrancaballero yep, you can look to Biden voters to see that.
Only 60 cubits high😅
Sad really 🤣
😂😂😂😂
* makes the "too small" gesture basketball players do to another player after they dunk on him.
@@jimmyboy131 I have to say this, he hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I’ve never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they’re small, something else must be small," he said. "I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”
You guys KILLED IT with this one!
This was hilarious -- have you seen the Woke Jesus one yet? I just watched it. I think it came out a few days ago -- it was really funny too!
Was that Shawn Farash? He’s the best Trump impersonation. I love the “Lyin’ Lucifer” line. I’mma start using that.
This is gold!
And FJB!
r/whoosh
Brilliant. Cheered me up. Thank you for sharing.
This DT impression is dang good. Well done, BB, doing God’s work. XD
What impression? The Bee actually got the Real Orange Man to do the readings.
@@petermadany2779Oh, did they really? That’s absolutely incredible. Trump truly has a sense of humor. Much respect.
@@gold4963please tell me you're not that naive. But if that were true, i don't think it would prove he has a sense of humor verbose he wouldn't understand that it's a joke.
@@sandler800 I thought it was AI at first. Still leaning toward that.
It sounds like Shawn Farash 'Captain Deplorable'.
I'm an old Southern Baptist and this is by far my favorite video ever!!! I have no doubts whatsoever that God is rolling on the golden floor laughing!!!
God is probably sad at the division you guys caused in His Church (Matthew 16:18).
God has no sense of humor.
@@EarthAltarHe created you, didn't He?
@@EarthAltar Read 1Samuel 5.....Then ask if God has a sense of humor. I laugehed so hard my ribs hurt when I first read it.
@@bondmoodPlease apply cold water to his 3rd degree burns
Ah yes, the Authorized and Fully Annotated EDV (Emperor Don Version). Delightful.
"In the beginning folks, was the Word. And the Word was God, and the Word was with God. (Very complicated. Have to be smart to understand that. But we have the smartest people. We do.)
And He moved upon the surface of the waters. (It's true! Believe me.)
And bigly did He seperate the waters above from the waters below. (Not easy. Not easy at all.)"
The good news. Not fake news, folks.
"The Babylonians paid for it." Amazing! 😂
I think it was Persians actually. After they took over Babylon.
This guy is so funny and is a great impersonator. He has Trumps voice and mannerisms down!
Which guy is this?
This is AI generated
@@brianmalone28I think they actually have a guy who does a Trump voice impersonation.
😂my sides hurt I'm laughing so hard. Fantastic, BB!
Trump definitely needs to do an audio Bible at some point 😂
I can’t wait for the salacious parts, he’s an expert
You forgot the actual quote where he said the Art of the Deal is the second best book after the Bible.
These aren't quotes of Donald Trump, they're scripture passages from the Bible as DT might say them. AI generated.
They both are based on the same principle…BS
This is brilliant... it needs to be much longer than 2 mins!😂👌🏾
Agreed! 😂❤
Whoever did the voice did a great job.
I suspect it is A.i. generated.
So much winning, folks. Everybody says so!
I have tears from laughing. I like DJT but BB, you guys nailed. Your best ever.
Trump will burn in hell lol.
That was genius!! Thanks for creating it
I genuinely laughed out loud at every single one. Not every Babylon Bee sketch does it for me, but this was perfect 😂😂
Still more accurate than the message translation…
LOLLLLL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Queen James 💀
Otr the Lolcat version: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCat_Bible_Translation_Project I have a copy of the initial printing where: In the process of adaptation, various changes were made to the source material, for example, changing the main characters to cats - e.g., Jesus Christ becomes "Happy Cat", God the "Ceiling Cat", and Satan the "Basement Cat" - while the "gifts" and "blessings" of God have become "cheezburgerz", and people in general have become "kittehs". The style of writing employed varies, but the most devoted contributors were described as those who utilized as many as possible of the gags and themes used in the different lolcat images.
Message Translation is just for fun... I like it though in don't take it too seriously 😅
That was stellar !!! That's exactly how he'd read it, too. Sharing.
I'm not much of an LOLer, but this gave me a much-needed dose of the chuckles.
Trump reading me I am a new creation in Christ actually gave me such God goosebumps
Love it! We can have a sense of humor and still not be " ist ", "Ism ", "phobic ".😊
So funny!! Thanks for the humor....we all need it in days like these. Now we will all be looking at our Bibles thinking of a Trumpism. 😂
I knew it would be great. And it was . It was great. It was the greatest!
Definitely getting looks trying to stifle my laughter at work
But it's good to look like a jovial worker... even if no one knows the "real" reason. Lol
Grin & wave. You got this! 👍🏼
Absolutely hilarious. Well done, BB. Encore!
This is legit funnier than anything SNL has done politically in a long time. This is the type of stuff they used to do all the time - skewer politicians in a way that didn’t come across as unprecedentedly spiteful and evil. Especially when compared to the way they used to skewer Reagan, Bush, Clinton, W Bush, etc. To me thats among the best indicators they have zero intention of ever welcoming Trump into their club.
But in reality its not about not wanting *him* in their club. Its about the people who voted Trump into their club. Everything they’re doing to Trump is really intended for us. Its not an indictment of how they feel about him. Its an indictment of how they feel about us. Hopefully everyone realizes that by now.
"And the Babylonians paid for the wall" oh god 🤣
Hilarious! Just when I thought your BIden-translation was good, you outdid yourselves!
This is incredible! Love you guys and all the work you do.
Thank you SHAWN FARASH !! (Captain Deplorable)
And Moses said, Let my people go. And Pharaoh said 'No, I like the cheap immigrant labor.' And Moses being a tough guy said, 'Okay, but it's gonna be a bloodbath for your automotive industry." And it was, folks, it really was. Moses was a really tough guy.
The funny thing is there are a bunch of Dems who actually think he had his own translation made. They wouldn’t even know this is satire.
I know!! I heard several commentators claim this. 🤦♀️
“Do unto others, before they do it to you first” - Donald 7:12
This comment is fake news, must be msnbc
Hilarious and well done!
I clicked not thinking I would even like it that much, just trusting "well it's the bee maybe it's good" and I'm not a big trump fan and not religious at all, but man that was hilarious
Now do you believe?
…just kidding around (well..), lol
peace
Same!! Totally entertaining, I've already watched it 2 times.
Laughed out loud! Great stuff!😂
OH MY DON!!! 🤣
Who did the voice?!?
It was perfect!
It sounds like Captain Deplorable 45 - Shawn Farash. He's the best, believe me!
Accurate
You should had done one on Psalm 23:4 :) Also the creation: "And i said let there be towers and i saw the towers were good" :P
The best president reading the best book. This made my day.
Yes, definitely Messiah-like. Oh wait, Narcissist-like? You mean like all other politicians and businessmen?
God knew just how much the builders failed to have the bottom of the wall reach bedrock and just how much vibration it needed to sink.
@@kobusg7460
Cope hater
Let's be real.... Being the "best" is a lot easier when the competition is playing on another field😂
Love the bee.
And the Babylonians paid for it! Looooooooooiiiil!
Nice. I'm going to post this every time I make fun of people who say Maga is a cult.
❤❤❤❤THIS WAS THE BEST😂😂😂😂 I LOVED IT
We need 4 more years of Trump and Shawn Farash.
So is the ibibleapp done in Trumps voice. So beautiful.
Christ is King, baby!
This is the best!
That had me smiling in these troubling times.
FJB
Oh man, this was perfect! Really great stuff. Everyone says so.
Best channel on RUclips.
That's awesome... 'merica!
One of your best video to date
Nailed it!!! 😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂Very funny. The only thing President Trump is guilty of is loving this country more than he loves power and money. That is an anomaly in DC. God bless Donald John Trump.❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
No he's pretty much guilty of all of it.. lmao. That's straight outta his mouth thou, he just thinks he should have immunity.
The 88 criminal charges and two civil trials he lost says otherwise.
@@TIG5574 They think he's being persecuted lmao. Straight up cult following.
@@TIG5574 which criminal charges did they get evidence for to prove him guilty. When that happens THEN I will reconsider my choices. Depending on how petty the "crime" is (such as, "waving an American flag on American soil")
@@theAstarrr LMAO I don't remotely care. Trump could kill your mother you will probably still defend him. You people are sad and will let the guy do anything he wants.. There is overwhelming evidence this clown not tried to overturn the election and stole highly classed documents along with finance fraud when he was banging a porn star. I can't wait for the day this clown is convicted!
I don’t always read ‘books’, but when I do, I prefer the Chuck Norris Translation
I lean towards the Morgan Freeman edition.
@@jarrod752 not much for his politics, but that voice is so soothing
Chuck really knows how to go Old Testament on people.
@@roughneck2204 Yeah that's where my mind went.
My Chuck Norris Translation only came with an action figure and a pair of Nunchucks
golden hair Samson-Trump 2024
Instead of a minute long ad at the end, you could have had him favorably comparing himself against Jesus. "Thirty pieces of silver, that's what Judas took to betray Christ. Judas would have required at least a hundred pieces of gold to sell me out, believe me."
That was hilarious! Trump would make a great Sunday school teacher.
There are are times when even my smartassieness must stand in awe of the BB and this is one of the times touche BB
I'm still voting Trump2024
Very good. And thanks for the iBible!! Going to put this on my granddaughters phone when she is old enough 😀😀
Awesome way to spread the Good news 😊
So touching! I've shown this to six of my friends, and they all said that they were going to convert to christianity right away! Thank you, Trump!
That was fantastic.
I never knew I needed this, but now I need more, this was way to short.
"in my Father's house are many rooms", and the square footage is a million times more than the top floor of Trump tower.
Thank you- delightful, witty, & clever Donald Trump Bible. Our Lord God is smiling in Heaven! 🤣🤣🤣
Let's not forget the wall "between Colorado and New Mexico."
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant
I just wanted to say that If you have suicidal thoughts, mental trauma, PTSD or anything Just know. You have a purpose you are beautiful, kind, just be yourself and go after what you want to do. You are amazing, you got this, and things will get better in your life, you will do great things, and so many people like your family and I are proud of you and love you dearly. Your future is bigger than your past and your past does not define you are awesome and a warrior. Don’t hate yourself simply because of your past, forgive yourself, love yourself no matter what because you deserve the world and the great things in it. Things we’ll get better in your life. You are the light of the world. Stay safe. 💪🏽❤️. Have a beautiful day…
Make an entire Bible like this and I'd absolutely buy it. I might even read the boring parts too!
AI can doooo it
@@chronometer9931 no
Haha funny but please read the real thing. I picked it up from start, currently at Leviticus and it's pretty cool.
@@lain7758Chuck Missler did a great series 'Learn the Bible in 24 hours'
@@lain7758Chuck Missler learn the bible in 24 hours👍
Pure gold!
Eric Metaxas has a bunch like this too.
"And Nathan said to David, You are the man!
Then David said to Nathan, No, You're the man!
And they high-fived. It was glorious."
How is this so sweet ? !💕😊
Sadly, a lot of leftists will not know this is satire.
This isn’t a translation. It’s a commentary
I laughed so far.🤣🤣🤣🤣Thanks for this!
I would genuinely pay for this, not even a joke, believe me.
I’ll just stick to my NIV and NLT translations for now…
You win the internet.
This is comedy gold.
I just love everyone’s elaborations of humor. There’s hope.