Storytime Don’t invite me to no ghetto shhh like this again

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @aubreyhopkins2490
    @aubreyhopkins2490 7 месяцев назад +553

    “Who said something abt the police”… symone-🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️💨

  • @whosaprettykitty5076
    @whosaprettykitty5076 7 месяцев назад +469

    I know it’s not funny, but the big buff man starting beef with everyone and just fighting the whole house like he John Wick is killing me

    • @Lexx95
      @Lexx95 7 месяцев назад +58

      Right like why is he so angry 😭

    • @d.floydd
      @d.floydd 7 месяцев назад +44

      Me too and her saying he needs to be stopped took me out 😂 It's so scary and messed up but sometimes you laugh at it later to cope 😅

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  7 месяцев назад +26

      😂😂😂

    • @badumtiss5288
      @badumtiss5288 7 месяцев назад +6

      John Wick 💀💀

    • @alexia3875
      @alexia3875 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @luvlejj
    @luvlejj 7 месяцев назад +216

    i dieddddd when you said i took off running 😂😂😂😂 i would’ve ran too…yall not ab to jump me after beating each other ass😂

  • @iknowdxs6345
    @iknowdxs6345 7 месяцев назад +321

    Bruh this has got to be the funniest and saddest story ever 😭

  • @mocchadeez3054
    @mocchadeez3054 7 месяцев назад +109

    Him slapping everybody reminds me of that commercial when that Whyte man was slapping everybody at the kids birthday party😂😂😂😂

  • @SunShyneRewind
    @SunShyneRewind 7 месяцев назад +337

    "you ever hugged a bum," "no, I have" 😂😂😂

  • @thelifeofniajadior2450
    @thelifeofniajadior2450 7 месяцев назад +116

    Not he smacking everybody 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣he was crashing out bad omg

  • @noviaburnard2569
    @noviaburnard2569 7 месяцев назад +180

    “Shoes dude knew she was dating lights off” 😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @CrystalGoddess
      @CrystalGoddess 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @kiairadavis5561
      @kiairadavis5561 7 месяцев назад +6

      Listen! Cracking up 😂😭

    • @destini9986
      @destini9986 7 месяцев назад

      @@kiairadavis5561I do mean cracking up fr 😂

  • @NadiaDanielle
    @NadiaDanielle 7 месяцев назад +165

    “I done seen a pigeon fly with some turkeys” goodbye 😭

  • @itsddee
    @itsddee 7 месяцев назад +41

    Not Sunshine getting slapped but saying “it’s the homie birthday. He just going through a little bit of something” 😂😂 INSANEEEE lmao

  • @destinieenicholee7783
    @destinieenicholee7783 7 месяцев назад +274

    Sunshine getting slapped is hilarious asfc 😭

    • @lavienus9723
      @lavienus9723 7 месяцев назад +60

      Right cause she was lowkey instigating along with the others tryna get him to go off on Sympne

    • @thelifeofniajadior2450
      @thelifeofniajadior2450 7 месяцев назад +23

      Girl I cackled hearing that part🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  7 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @destini9986
      @destini9986 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@lavienus9723nah fr 😂

  • @Shellieluvs
    @Shellieluvs 7 месяцев назад +94

    "3 of his bishes in the car and we know about each other" had me screaminggg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alesiacalvin88
      @alesiacalvin88 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @destini9986
      @destini9986 7 месяцев назад +2

      why I was I singing the song when she said that 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @Shellieluvs
      @Shellieluvs 7 месяцев назад

      @@destini9986me too 😂

  • @KekeJones-d8q
    @KekeJones-d8q 7 месяцев назад +165

    Symone got a good memory!!!! Cause she remember a lot of details in a lot of different stories….

    • @shachede6828
      @shachede6828 7 месяцев назад +38

      She is a great GREAT STORYTELLER

    • @shaysongtress8247
      @shaysongtress8247 7 месяцев назад +23

      I’m an over thinker and I replay shit in my mind and I end up remembering a lot

  • @eeklyricc392
    @eeklyricc392 7 месяцев назад +268

    i stay waiting for the “tell me whyyyy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @KravedK
      @KravedK 7 месяцев назад +8

      Lmfaooo literally 😭

    • @shachede6828
      @shachede6828 7 месяцев назад +4

      Still haven’t heard “weird” either 😂😂

    • @destini9986
      @destini9986 7 месяцев назад +1

      Same 😂

    • @destini9986
      @destini9986 7 месяцев назад

      @@shachede6828right 😂

    • @jasminerodgers9553
      @jasminerodgers9553 6 месяцев назад +1

      So I was in cvs buying hair products and when she said that why the song come on I started cracking up

  • @_KayBee_
    @_KayBee_ 7 месяцев назад +126

    "Do we get in? Do we jump him too?" Bahahahahahah If yall don't leave and don't look back!

    • @Whatsgucci
      @Whatsgucci 7 месяцев назад +4

      Drunken logic🤣🤣

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  7 месяцев назад +7

      No foreal 😂

    • @_KayBee_
      @_KayBee_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Whatsgucci They funny as hell 😂

  • @etherealE777
    @etherealE777 7 месяцев назад +61

    “You ever hugged a bum? I have.” 😂Symone why was that so funny

  • @itsprudyyy5191
    @itsprudyyy5191 7 месяцев назад +56

    “I hope this don’t sexual had me rolling yo” Symone you funny asf 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @georginacampbell260
    @georginacampbell260 7 месяцев назад +125

    Melanie was MESSY!!! That birthday party was craziness

  • @Fallon-zd7rw
    @Fallon-zd7rw 7 месяцев назад +52

    This the second funniest story you have ever told 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the first is when you an enemy got ran out hood 😂😂😂😂

    • @priasymone
      @priasymone 7 месяцев назад +9

      Enemy got ran out the good is TOP TIER! My all time favorite 😂

    • @Fallon-zd7rw
      @Fallon-zd7rw 7 месяцев назад +3

      I swear 😂😂

  • @itsprudyyy5191
    @itsprudyyy5191 7 месяцев назад +54

    The way I ran out that house you would have thought I was Shikari Richardson”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JusticejXD
    @JusticejXD 7 месяцев назад +46

    This storytime was just too crazy and funny🤣 Sunshine didnt wanna leave 2 minutes ago and became the next victim😂😂😂

  • @3nvyme222
    @3nvyme222 7 месяцев назад +75

    the hair , the makeup , symone be lookin so tea 😍😍

  • @Natalya-Alise
    @Natalya-Alise 7 месяцев назад +24

    This one of the funniest story times sounding like a tubi movie😭

    • @ifwrainbow190
      @ifwrainbow190 5 месяцев назад

      To be honest that's how I imagined it 💀

  • @guyanesegyal8953
    @guyanesegyal8953 7 месяцев назад +7

    You running out the house , you and Melanie running 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way my stomach hurtttt 🤣🤣"He needs to be stopped "
    This whole story had me in tears 🤣🤣

  • @tamarajones6811
    @tamarajones6811 6 месяцев назад +4

    “You ever hugged a bum ?cause I have “ lmao 😂😂😂that’s crazy

  • @simonetoneah
    @simonetoneah 7 месяцев назад +33

    When you so locked in all the “rm the story time when..” makes sense 😂🤌🏼 the Symone universe

  • @ashleygrey7986
    @ashleygrey7986 7 месяцев назад +54

    This why I dont get in between couples. They can fight to the death and I will mind my business. 😂

  • @Whistlesonthewind
    @Whistlesonthewind 7 месяцев назад +27

    If Melonie is so dirty and they all slept with her, what does that make them?
    Okay then.

    • @jermiachrist2049
      @jermiachrist2049 7 месяцев назад +11

      Exactly

    • @Justrenzoh
      @Justrenzoh 2 месяца назад +1

      Her victims 😂😂 and bodies ts be pissing me off
      U call da bitch dirty but yet still hit

    • @Whistlesonthewind
      @Whistlesonthewind 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Justrenzoh You mean her willing participants. They knew about her, talked amongst each other concerning her still got with her.
      Lol Exactly, weird behavior(like you alluded to).

  • @cozyhobbies_
    @cozyhobbies_ 7 месяцев назад +34

    I was laughing out loud 😂 the shacarri Richardson reference 😂

  • @Tiramysuu
    @Tiramysuu 7 месяцев назад +28

    I love when the stories come full circle.

  • @sariahslifeee
    @sariahslifeee 7 месяцев назад +13

    Her saying she ran when they asked who was calling the police took me tf out I was dying laughing for like 2 mins imagining that in my head 😭

  • @Cookiebunnysweetumserr
    @Cookiebunnysweetumserr 7 месяцев назад +14

    You should have named the big guy who was hitting everyone Debo from Friday because that’s who I’m picturing 😂😂

    • @jhoops2084
      @jhoops2084 7 месяцев назад +6

      Right 😂😂

  • @Xx-mz9pt
    @Xx-mz9pt 7 месяцев назад +6

    Not Melanie telling you that u should’ve never ran then proceed to run with you😭😭 Symone I was scared u was finna be next LMAO

  • @MzDiva242
    @MzDiva242 7 месяцев назад +4

    Out of alllll your storytimes ever, this had to be your funniest story 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @Abwavey
    @Abwavey 7 месяцев назад +21

    Lmaooo I would have ran too because the people in that house known for jumping at this point. you're hilarious

  • @omi1108
    @omi1108 7 месяцев назад +33

    She probably heard this 1001 times but her life could really be a tv show or somethingggg

  • @tkeyahc.2561
    @tkeyahc.2561 7 месяцев назад +18

    Thisss..has got to be one of your FUNNIEST storytimes thus far hooeeeemygosshhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noviaburnard2569
      @noviaburnard2569 5 месяцев назад

      This and she and enemy getting chased out the hood 🤣😂

  • @lynnettelove11
    @lynnettelove11 7 месяцев назад +3

    I can't get over Sunshine getting slapped when a few minutes before "IT'S THE BRO BIRTHDAY!" 🤣 Ma'am we said LET'S GO! Smh!

  • @Fallon-zd7rw
    @Fallon-zd7rw 7 месяцев назад +17

    I’m screaming!!!!! When you ran i cannot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 7 месяцев назад +5

    “I don’t know what you took but aren’t you supposed to be in a good mood?!” HELLLLLLLLLLLP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Arleesaj03
    @Arleesaj03 7 месяцев назад +4

    When she said I took off. I’m in real tears yall. I can’t stop laughing

  • @deemichh6817
    @deemichh6817 7 месяцев назад +2

    LMFAOO , symone PLEASE 😂😂😂 I am crying! “Oh shit”picturing you running out the door have me on the floor

  • @jamilfuqua8695
    @jamilfuqua8695 7 месяцев назад +15

    This is the funniest story time I have ever heard. I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂. I’m about to rewatch with my sister.

  • @jhennydthicc
    @jhennydthicc 7 месяцев назад +1

    “You ever hugged a BUM?? Cause I have” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Symone story times are EVERYTHING!!! I cloud be anywhere…I’m listening to her story times ♥️🤍 they are sooooooo Goooooddddtt👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @geraldwarren6438
    @geraldwarren6438 7 месяцев назад +12

    CHILE I would've ran too!😂 Also Sunshine ass would have been Left-NO QUESTIONS ASKED!😂

  • @sesestl
    @sesestl 7 месяцев назад +4

    The way I screamed when u said ran out the hiuse😭😭💀💀💀

  • @alysiag2633
    @alysiag2633 7 месяцев назад +5

    Girl whaaat😂 I would’ve ran home after he was questioning who said call the police

    • @blackcat3158
      @blackcat3158 7 месяцев назад

      Lmao. Me too.😅😂🤣

  • @Versonyca
    @Versonyca 7 месяцев назад +14

    I’m crying laughing when you ran out the house

  • @simonetoneah
    @simonetoneah 7 месяцев назад +9

    39:57 nahhh this got me cryinggg 😂😂😂😂 I swear you don’t be meaning harm but it be so funny

  • @alyciaraee
    @alyciaraee 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Shoe Dude knew that she was dating Lights Off" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣- My favorite line of the story!

  • @rochelle81
    @rochelle81 7 месяцев назад +2

    Guuurrl, you got me rolling...Not the GTA ass ninja 😂😂😂😂. I ❤ you never a dull moment. Fe Fa Foe 😂😂

  • @TashAndStuff
    @TashAndStuff 7 месяцев назад +17

    Symone must not have wanted me to re-watch the how I met my sugar daddy story time because she interrupted it with this video. Thank you, sis. Also, you look beautiful you definitely got the look(unlike stank😂)😍😍😍

  • @smcgee89sm
    @smcgee89sm 6 месяцев назад +1

    Symone……. You be killin me😂🤣🤭
    Have you ever hugged a bum kus I have… -literally had me in tears😂🤣😂🤣🤭🤭🤭

  • @Whatsgucci
    @Whatsgucci 7 месяцев назад +26

    Nah, Sunshine getting her licks in killed me!😭💀

  • @kiairadavis5561
    @kiairadavis5561 7 месяцев назад +18

    Not me flying over here knowing I can't even watch it right now 😂 Love you, girl! ❤

  • @simone10214
    @simone10214 7 месяцев назад +7

    Omg I'm laughing so loud, my hubby said I gotta watch again with him!😂😂😂😂

  • @noelellis7548
    @noelellis7548 7 месяцев назад +2

    This story has my side hurting from laughing so much 😂😂😂

  • @ksgnation
    @ksgnation 7 месяцев назад +4

    23:50 If another girls man compliments me like that I can’t help but make the 🤢 face 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CallMeChiChii
    @CallMeChiChii 7 месяцев назад +2

    LMFAO ts was hilarious‼️Y’all running was real af bc that man was out of control , & wanting to pull up on somebody else after being slapped is CRAZY😭‼️

  • @gabrielleshamyra5305
    @gabrielleshamyra5305 6 месяцев назад +1

    LMFAOOO PLEASEEEE😂😂😭😭😭 the running part is killing me

  • @animeloverforeverfan3701
    @animeloverforeverfan3701 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love how long your story times be 🤣😭 I can listen to you for hours

  • @ClairesMyth
    @ClairesMyth 7 месяцев назад +7

    No, Seven was serious- no way all those guys would be saying all that too! Haha so fking funny!

  • @JuliaMarieH
    @JuliaMarieH 7 месяцев назад +9

    When you asked who it was why was my first thought “Stassi???” 😂😂😂😂😂 iykyk

  • @lisaboyd3716
    @lisaboyd3716 7 месяцев назад +44

    Happy Thursday cousins! I hope everybody is having a good day and if not, I hope it gets better❤️❤️

    • @kaliyahperry5773
      @kaliyahperry5773 7 месяцев назад +4

      Happy Thursday!

    • @Cedes1424
      @Cedes1424 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hey cousin!! I hope all is well 🙌🏿☺️

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  7 месяцев назад +2

      Happy Thursday I hope your day was amazing ❤

    • @lisaboyd3716
      @lisaboyd3716 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@LifewithSymone ❤️❤️

  • @jenaegray5628
    @jenaegray5628 7 месяцев назад +14

    One of the best storytimers 🫶🏽🫶🏽

  • @patbil
    @patbil 7 месяцев назад +12

    Bruh Symone, you’re too funny‼️😂😂😂I Hope u tnever run out of storytimes😂

    • @patbil
      @patbil 7 месяцев назад +2

      Never*

    • @angeljanell806
      @angeljanell806 7 месяцев назад +1

      Seriously for real😂❤

  • @yasth3bratt
    @yasth3bratt 4 месяца назад +1

    i’m so glad you made it out this situation but ts was funny asffff i jus love yo story times 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @goldenharmoney
    @goldenharmoney 7 месяцев назад +2

    “running like a GTA CHARACTER “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cjrumph16
    @cjrumph16 7 месяцев назад +6

    I am a strong believer in self-preservation! You held out longer than me. That police triggered them all!

  • @tierneyross3298
    @tierneyross3298 7 месяцев назад +1

    This was the funniest story you have told 😂😂😂 this was the craziest situation ever girl you were just living

  • @JayeonnaHart
    @JayeonnaHart 7 месяцев назад +2

    Not Melanie having her dudes hanging around each other 😂😂 melanie was definitely being messy for inviting sunshine and having them match outfits but when you said the “ he got 3 of his bitches in the car “ i died laughing ! and the girl at the party is so dumb girl this man could’ve killed you and you mad at the ones who helped you and think somebody wanna help you again girl bye and don’t get me start on them she called y’all back talking about he slapped her it’s not funny but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂

  • @trendingtopic5282
    @trendingtopic5282 7 месяцев назад +1

    This story was so funny after you said should someone call the police I couldn't stop laughing the rest of the story time. What a crazy night.

  • @woahsmitty3545
    @woahsmitty3545 6 месяцев назад +1

    You funny af symone, I be at work listening to these stories like damn she been through some shit. I fw the story time

  • @nikkiford03
    @nikkiford03 7 месяцев назад +2

    Not a GTA character...😂😂 Im over here weak...😂..da most funniest saddest story ive ever heard

  • @atrevianyceia
    @atrevianyceia 7 месяцев назад +2

    I hollered when you said you ran out that house Simone 😂😂😂 you are too funny

  • @BrownDeliama
    @BrownDeliama 5 месяцев назад +1

    You funny asl talm bout "what if he throw a bullet at us"😂shi had me on the floor

  • @brereyes5844
    @brereyes5844 7 месяцев назад +8

    “birds of feathers don’t flock together” 😂😂😂 i spit out my corn 💀

  • @tahiesha1
    @tahiesha1 7 месяцев назад +6

    Symone!!!!! That is so me! Cuz imma call the cops 😂😂😩😩 and imma run too 😂

  • @CBean94
    @CBean94 7 месяцев назад +2

    Symone: it’s not funny. Me: HOLLERING CAUSE WHAT!!!?😂😂😂

  • @audreyleal2150
    @audreyleal2150 7 месяцев назад +2

    “Walk in there, looking mad 😠 grrrr!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dolly2371
    @Dolly2371 7 месяцев назад +2

    This was one of the funniest story times! 😂😂 Thank you for sharing Symone!

  • @RighteousJaee
    @RighteousJaee 7 месяцев назад +2

    Girl you got me dying 😭😭😭 idk why I can picture you running 🤣😭🤣

  • @LisaSimpson54954
    @LisaSimpson54954 7 месяцев назад +1

    When I tell you i was hollering throughout this story time. Even my husband was laughing. Girl you are too much lol!

  • @carizmalewis6820
    @carizmalewis6820 3 месяца назад

    This has to be one of her most funniest story times ever😭😭😭I’m at work watching this and just cryin laughin my eyes out😭😭 wen she said she ran, it completely took me outttt😭😭😂😭

  • @kaylawayla3791
    @kaylawayla3791 7 месяцев назад +1

    You funny asf I love the way you tell your stories you be having me weak

  • @heeeytheresid7420
    @heeeytheresid7420 7 месяцев назад +31

    Everyone stop everything SYMONE HAD DROPPED.❤

  • @dasiaroper5385
    @dasiaroper5385 7 месяцев назад +2

    LMFAOOOO bro the whole party part has me crying. sunshine getting slapped, you running away😂 omg this is crazy

  • @LeLe-zf3bc
    @LeLe-zf3bc 7 месяцев назад +14

    "Shoes Dude and Lights Off" 💀😭 I love it here 😂😂😂

  • @miajackson6443
    @miajackson6443 7 месяцев назад +2

    i always laugh at your story times, but this one literally had me crying laughing. especially when you started running😭😭.

  • @leratonotha9139
    @leratonotha9139 7 месяцев назад +6

    symone youre so hilarious, im literally rewatching the video for the 2nd time as i type this bc this was soo funny omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LadyLexxx
    @LadyLexxx 7 месяцев назад +12

    Not Symone remixing "lo and behold" into "lode behode" 😂😂😂

  • @rabiatyusuf7677
    @rabiatyusuf7677 7 месяцев назад +1

    This was one of the funniest stories 😂😂😂😂

  • @kickinitwkee1877
    @kickinitwkee1877 7 месяцев назад +8

    Whewwww Melanie was a mess hunny 😭

  • @_fiveftsix
    @_fiveftsix 7 месяцев назад +2

    Naaaaaahhhh, you got me at work laughing and crying at the same time, “HE SLAPPED ME!” 😭😂😭🤣

  • @Hopeful213
    @Hopeful213 7 месяцев назад +2

    Symone the way I was crying laughing at work to this video 😂😂😂😂 I lost it when you said he started chasing yall 💀💀

  • @YourLifestylist
    @YourLifestylist 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 lol!!! The house fight is hilarious 🤣

  • @dabestisyettocome9021
    @dabestisyettocome9021 6 месяцев назад +2

    This story was so wild 😭😭😭

  • @Roxy_rich
    @Roxy_rich 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂 “you think I’m a ho” lmfaooo he definitely fresh out of prison

  • @TheMimosaChronicles
    @TheMimosaChronicles 7 месяцев назад +7

    The screams I’m screaming!!!!!! I can NOT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @clarissabest4164
    @clarissabest4164 7 месяцев назад +2

    I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you 😂😂😂😂