German soldier firing an M2 machine gun for the first time

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  • @ExPLD12
    @ExPLD12 8 месяцев назад +69413

    Germany : We Don't Waste Any Ammo
    USA : Hol Up

    • @ELD-zg4kc
      @ELD-zg4kc 8 месяцев назад +243

      Its called Discipline

    • @XxY0uMadbr0xXSalazar
      @XxY0uMadbr0xXSalazar 8 месяцев назад +193

      for every blade of grass; was an American gun behind it

    • @BoutaFit
      @BoutaFit 8 месяцев назад +56

      USA: what... did he... just say
      Colonel: Oh shit, get him out of here before he starts turning red 😂😂

    • @aidanrochester4537
      @aidanrochester4537 8 месяцев назад +28

      @@ELD-zg4kcI don’t think you got the joke…..

    • @mahalagiul
      @mahalagiul 8 месяцев назад

      Army in general is just wasting money

  • @rayan_official56
    @rayan_official56 8 месяцев назад +125284

    🇩🇪: We must not waste bullets
    🇺🇲: Dont worry we make dollars

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq 8 месяцев назад +2843

      Healthcare? Mental health? Education? Fuck that shit, pump a few more million into the military, that seems wise...

    • @carlosverdugo9684
      @carlosverdugo9684 8 месяцев назад +348

      ​@@SomeGuy-mt4hqwell how tf you suppose we go about unhealth care

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq 8 месяцев назад +446

      @@carlosverdugo9684 the rest of the world doesn't see a need to pump absurd amounts of money into their military every year...

    • @damonlawson9447
      @damonlawson9447 8 месяцев назад +144

      The euro is worth more than the dollar

    • @craftrumzen2393
      @craftrumzen2393 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@SomeGuy-mt4hq hah, Estonia is so stupid, they pump money to everything else, but to save dying children

  • @muzammilm.nurdin3349
    @muzammilm.nurdin3349 7 месяцев назад +74955

    🇩🇪: It's taxpayers money
    🇺🇲: I know

    • @foxtrotsierraproductions8626
      @foxtrotsierraproductions8626 7 месяцев назад +654

      We germans got higher taxes than the US

    • @dalitrh
      @dalitrh 6 месяцев назад +495


      We have healthcare in Europe 😏

    • @regisgodefroy6792
      @regisgodefroy6792 6 месяцев назад +86

      ​@@dalitrh
      Where's border of Europe then?

    • @Willy_Warmer
      @Willy_Warmer 6 месяцев назад

      @@regisgodefroy6792fr lol

    • @dalitrh
      @dalitrh 6 месяцев назад +124

      @@regisgodefroy6792
      All over the place 😅

  • @abhishekupadhye6974
    @abhishekupadhye6974 2 месяца назад +3974

    Germans: Precision is key
    Americans: The enemy can't be over there if over there is gone

  • @dcc7493
    @dcc7493 6 месяцев назад +23801

    German soldier: no overheat, shoot longer time, save barrel.
    US soldier: Melt that shit!!

    • @dusty13b
      @dusty13b 6 месяцев назад +251

      That's why they come with a 2nd barrel

    • @felixm684
      @felixm684 6 месяцев назад +268

      @@dusty13b And thats also why America spent 916 billion U.S. dollars last year on Military

    • @aidenwood1123
      @aidenwood1123 6 месяцев назад +123

      ​@@felixm684that's just the number that was reported😂

    • @imgudsumtimes1042
      @imgudsumtimes1042 6 месяцев назад +69

      @@felixm684thats why america can destroy any military unless its farmers with guns

    • @Germain-ys8zz
      @Germain-ys8zz 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@imgudsumtimes1042what farmers where those the only farmers I heard of got massacred, hid amongst civilians, hid underground or fled the country

  • @mithonig6553
    @mithonig6553 8 месяцев назад +18860

    Germany:Supression by accuracy
    US:Supression by volume

    • @brennonmilner285
      @brennonmilner285 8 месяцев назад +228

      The USA is and always has been about accuracy by volume😎😂

    • @jok3r906
      @jok3r906 8 месяцев назад +83

      I prefer accuracy by volume myself

    • @cuddlycuttlefish5674
      @cuddlycuttlefish5674 8 месяцев назад +111

      Not really the german Mg3 has a much higher fire rate and quickly overheats due to that, so german soldiers are trained to only fire mgs in short bursts: Feuerstöße!

    • @mithonig6553
      @mithonig6553 8 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@cuddlycuttlefish5674i am very well aware of that, i have been surrounded by Bundeswehr members my whole life and seen my fair share of life fire demos of the MG3, thats why i know that unless the enemy is in very close proximity the doctrine is to ne accurate with short burst instead of like the German grunts tend to say: switch to peace

    • @ryzoid7097
      @ryzoid7097 8 месяцев назад +6

      If you were clever enough then you would realise that you cant have max accuracy at the same time as max volume when firing a machine. Theyre not compatible.​@@brennonmilner285

  • @michaelhess8473
    @michaelhess8473 8 месяцев назад +42635

    We learned in German Army with MG3 max 3 rounds ... ... ... ... ...
    Not ........ ........ .........

    • @NexusReload
      @NexusReload 8 месяцев назад +3900

      US doctrine is to say Get Some as your burst length, however our MGs don't fire nearly as fast as an MG3

    • @simplydarkhalf3974
      @simplydarkhalf3974 8 месяцев назад +1880

      Cyclic rate is everything. Slow is long. Fast is short but when in doubt, let it run out

    • @nexiuz2233
      @nexiuz2233 8 месяцев назад +777

      Still got clapped in 1940s tho

    • @1ch0r41
      @1ch0r41 8 месяцев назад +854

      That’s because mg3 fires almost twice as fast. However when running an American machine gun it’s probably better to follow American firing methods to effectively use it.

    • @TNTGamer12321
      @TNTGamer12321 8 месяцев назад +386

      @@nexiuz2233why so salty kid, your gramps told u story’s huh?

  • @neetjeefreelectures48
    @neetjeefreelectures48 Месяц назад +487

    German: Practice Aiming
    American: Unlimited budget
    German: Okay

  • @ihortorianyk8211
    @ihortorianyk8211 8 месяцев назад +40740

    🇺🇸: it’s a machine gun
    🇩🇪:haha ,okay , quickly changed to 1942 mode

    • @saad9736
      @saad9736 8 месяцев назад +210

      😂😂

    • @sripadasaichandar6076
      @sripadasaichandar6076 8 месяцев назад +107

      😂😂

    • @Murmanskkk
      @Murmanskkk 8 месяцев назад +366

      German machine gunners are thought to fire in 3 shots burst.

    • @wolfarmy_gaming9845
      @wolfarmy_gaming9845 8 месяцев назад +270

      ​@@Murmanskkk Yea but the mounted mg42 with 500 bullets go brrrrrrrr

    • @hellskull6667
      @hellskull6667 8 месяцев назад +17

      XD

  • @KedarShukla
    @KedarShukla 7 месяцев назад +18277

    German Military budget: $60 billion
    USA military budget: $600 billion

    • @michaelcostello1053
      @michaelcostello1053 7 месяцев назад +333

      Shall we just ignore the 34TRILLION 😅

    • @mr.HOZYAIN
      @mr.HOZYAIN 7 месяцев назад +168

      850$billion

    • @Legendary_COOPAH
      @Legendary_COOPAH 7 месяцев назад +105

      It’s more like 800 billion.

    • @bowxfire5275
      @bowxfire5275 7 месяцев назад +88

      600B? More like 600B 6 years ago. It's in the 800B range now

    • @antoniocampos5638
      @antoniocampos5638 6 месяцев назад

      ​@michaelcostello1053 Clearly ignoring while using most of it for welfare, in a country with an increasing number of people without truly welfare, while treating illegal immigrants better then its own citizens. Not to mention politicians like Pelosi becoming multimillionaire while on a limited paycheck.

  • @amanali7085
    @amanali7085 8 месяцев назад +4682

    🇩🇪: We have to look for the budget
    🇺🇲: What is Budget?

    • @ChristophRiehl
      @ChristophRiehl 8 месяцев назад +14

      Not mainly about the budged, german machine guns are made for higher accuracy, lower firerate and less spray and pray instead more of a aim more shoot less, if u would hold down the trigger it would loose accuracy and probably get hot too quickly. But yes the budged it obviously alot less xD

    • @asalaramadan9528
      @asalaramadan9528 8 месяцев назад +4

      Bs Ana Bahibak 🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @amanali7085
      @amanali7085 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@asalaramadan9528Aktar Min Kuslhi ❣️❣️

    • @asalaramadan9528
      @asalaramadan9528 8 месяцев назад

      @@amanali7085 Enta Albi ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @_Odinn_
      @_Odinn_ 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ChristophRiehlThe MG-42 would like to speak

  • @imstickyasl
    @imstickyasl 2 месяца назад +188

    Germans: “i dont vant to vaste ze ammo”
    US: “bro just FUCKING HOLD MOUSE 1!!!”

    • @pgacplayer
      @pgacplayer Месяц назад

      it's not wasting ammo. german (bundeswehr/heer) soldiers are trained to pause between shooting to stop the barrel from overheating and possibly dammaging or jamming the gun

    • @Make_Fontaine_Great_Again
      @Make_Fontaine_Great_Again Месяц назад

      ​@@pgacplayerNah, there was the headline a few years ago where it was reported that the German Army only had ammunition to fight for a few days.

    • @pgacplayer
      @pgacplayer Месяц назад

      @@Make_Fontaine_Great_Again Still, they stop between firing to stop the barrel from overheating. Tiny stops between shooting still doesn't save ammo.

  • @nootnoott14
    @nootnoott14 6 месяцев назад +6256

    "How much ammo am I allowed to use?"
    "Yes"

  • @Rifolas
    @Rifolas 8 месяцев назад +7923

    American: "It'a a machine gun! Machine gun!"
    German: Flashbacks to Omaha

    • @alexxwelder4713
      @alexxwelder4713 7 месяцев назад +18

      😂

    • @doncomuna378
      @doncomuna378 7 месяцев назад +23

      Eita porra 😂

    • @diogosangers9338
      @diogosangers9338 7 месяцев назад

      Sempre tem Br em todo lugar😂😂​@@doncomuna378

    • @alexisferrer8217
      @alexisferrer8217 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Ktulhu13
      @Ktulhu13 7 месяцев назад

      Как правильно говорил его дедушка стреляй короткими как учат и ты останешься живой)))а пиндос сдохнет как всегда первый на амахе

  • @akshatgangwar7759
    @akshatgangwar7759 7 месяцев назад +6944

    "its a machine gun" *Pulls out Maschinegwehr 42*

    • @youngprodigy5ndime
      @youngprodigy5ndime 6 месяцев назад +20

      😂😂😂😂

    • @PHEONYX79
      @PHEONYX79 6 месяцев назад +94

      It's machinegun
      Nein, this is a machinengewehr
      *pulls out MG42

    • @Bubbles---
      @Bubbles--- 6 месяцев назад +25

      Pulls out MG42 just to run out of ammo in 2 seconds lol

    • @EileenDanganronpa
      @EileenDanganronpa 6 месяцев назад

      no he didn’t you fuckin nerd

    • @djariany1272
      @djariany1272 6 месяцев назад +16

      @everyone fun fact: the German Maschinengewehr shoots 25 rounds per second and 1500 rounds per minute.
      But on the D-Day there just was 5 MG-42s and 90% of the defense was mortars

  • @MRDEVIL-dw3rd
    @MRDEVIL-dw3rd 17 дней назад +6

    German: Aim and Spray
    USA: Spray and Pray🙏🏻

  • @joomonom
    @joomonom 8 месяцев назад +50361

    🇺🇸: it's a machine gun!
    🇩🇪: yea that's what your granpa's last word

    • @bruno13532
      @bruno13532 8 месяцев назад +1425

      I spat on my phone reading this 😂

    • @Jan-oj3zp
      @Jan-oj3zp 8 месяцев назад +709

      Ok finally I found my soulmate

    • @mohammedelhammoumi5612
      @mohammedelhammoumi5612 8 месяцев назад +408

      Bro 💀

    • @alirezamotiei4264
      @alirezamotiei4264 8 месяцев назад +310

      Read it clean German accent and cried 😂😂😂😂

    • @fuccyoutwo.
      @fuccyoutwo. 8 месяцев назад

      And still lost the war lmao fastest planes fastest guns tough ass fucn tanks basically had the first nuke the still succed dic maybe if they users weren't so slow huh 🇺🇲

  • @purplepill40
    @purplepill40 6 месяцев назад +5583

    German : No overheat , Precision shooting
    American : If it overheats we can piss on it later now hold that down like a real German

    • @TonyStark-xf5ic
      @TonyStark-xf5ic 5 месяцев назад +23

      Best comment

    • @user-oq5ds9hm6u
      @user-oq5ds9hm6u 5 месяцев назад +88

      “Like a real German” is crazy 😂😂😂

    • @EljadedCynic
      @EljadedCynic 5 месяцев назад +19

      “Just let me try to jam the weapon here by doing consistent two round bursts…”

    • @dxr7
      @dxr7 5 месяцев назад +12

      منذ متى اصبح الامريكان الجبناء ابطال في كل حروبهم خاسرين لكن في الاعلام فقط هم ينتصرون اما الواقع فا اثبت جبنكم وهلعكم في اليمن

    • @chaos-5020
      @chaos-5020 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@dxr7So lemme guess, Yemen might not be in the best situation right now? (I'm not American)

  • @flush240sx6
    @flush240sx6 8 месяцев назад +7634

    "When you're with us don't worry about ammo."
    -US military probably

  • @mastermind_
    @mastermind_ 2 месяца назад +7

    🇺🇲:its a machine gun
    🇩🇪:hahaha okay quickly changed to 1942 mode

  • @_No_Bueno
    @_No_Bueno 8 месяцев назад +8685

    “Don’t worry, our defense budget will cover all of this”

    • @mostlyshorts7462
      @mostlyshorts7462 8 месяцев назад +36

      Sure will 🇺🇸 USA USA USA

    • @ThomasLPontes
      @ThomasLPontes 8 месяцев назад +22

      "defense"

    • @ŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁz
      @ŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁŁz 8 месяцев назад +13

      "They need some democracy!"

    • @ximimi2440
      @ximimi2440 8 месяцев назад

      😂 all it covers is the way to high prices of the low quality gear pushed by the corrupt system to fill their pockets with tax money

    • @nekilik7886
      @nekilik7886 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@ThomasLPontes It always reminds me of 1984 where the ministry of war is the ministry of peace and so on.

  • @jaredtrombettas5762
    @jaredtrombettas5762 6 месяцев назад +984

    US: "It's a machine gun!"
    German: [CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED]

  • @Anoymous911
    @Anoymous911 8 месяцев назад +13766

    The German soldier: "Haha ok"
    **Gets Muscle memory from his grandpa**

    • @daha1214
      @daha1214 8 месяцев назад +163

      you should never put Germans into the Animus... they will get traumatised by their ancestors XD

    • @sadestmage
      @sadestmage 8 месяцев назад +64

      RUclips fucking asked me to rate your comment from terrible to excellent

    • @staracer9414
      @staracer9414 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@sadestmagewhat did you end up rating the comment

    • @sadestmage
      @sadestmage 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@staracer9414 sorry but i don't quite understand what you said, cause I'm not native English speaking
      But, i put highest score for the comment

    • @scienceteam5984
      @scienceteam5984 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@sadestmagewhat's he trying to say, did you ended up eating the comments?

  • @CjBrown-qz7zy
    @CjBrown-qz7zy Месяц назад +8

    Germany: economize
    USA: LET IT FLY ✅

  • @Majd_Saad
    @Majd_Saad 8 месяцев назад +1478

    🇩🇪:Do not waste bullets
    🇺🇸:we have taxpayers so do whatever you want

    • @shril171
      @shril171 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ahahahahaha, you got me with that one 😂

    • @kommerk
      @kommerk 7 месяцев назад +3

      Germany actually has higher taxes just a lower military budget

    • @Donkey51st
      @Donkey51st 7 месяцев назад +1

      The idea is to aim in full mode… otherwise give soldiers revolvers and that way you won’t “waste” ammo

    • @MyBrothersMario
      @MyBrothersMario 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@kommerkhigher taxes until you add up all the various taxes other than inco.e we pay here.

    • @hanhuang7263
      @hanhuang7263 4 месяца назад

      German's first thought:"finally we can repair and maintain our equipment"

  • @Johnny7588
    @Johnny7588 8 месяцев назад +19251

    Why do German soldiers shoot machine guns like that? Because German soldiers were used to using the MG-3 (a variant of the MG 42) which had a very high firing speed, so if he kept pressing the trigger the bullets would run out in a few seconds. while the American machine gun, Browning, has a lower rate of fire but has a larger caliber than the MG-3. So the way you shoot is also influenced by the war doctrine philosophy of each country.

    • @abrokanfxr3388
      @abrokanfxr3388 8 месяцев назад +307

      Some remains the Soviets couldn't touch.

    • @MaximShtir
      @MaximShtir 8 месяцев назад +111

      Мг 43***, станковый 42-й использовали в пехоте не часто, больше на дзотах и технике, а мг-43 имеет калибр 7.92 и скорострельность 700, против 650 у браунинга

    • @thomasweigand9958
      @thomasweigand9958 8 месяцев назад +24

      Richtig 😊

    • @X_silent1
      @X_silent1 8 месяцев назад +121

      Fehlt ja die hälfte😂 das schiesen in stößen wird bei uns im bund so gelernt weil es einfach präzise und sparsam ist da hätte man sich die ganzen lücken füller spare. Können

    • @maartent9697
      @maartent9697 8 месяцев назад +162

      German soldiers are trained into burst fire since it's more effective than spray and pray, but yes the MG3 did influence this

  • @MuchKoku
    @MuchKoku 8 месяцев назад +3608

    "It's a machine gun!"
    Happy German: "OK!"

    • @sd.ghost_
      @sd.ghost_ 8 месяцев назад +60

      Activated genetic memory✅🧠

    • @Plofat
      @Plofat 8 месяцев назад +14

      Ahh yes good ol' days

    • @skillz674
      @skillz674 8 месяцев назад +11

      War Crime mode activated

    • @rotationalrotation
      @rotationalrotation 8 месяцев назад +3

      All the replies on this comment are…well…just look

    • @mister_needles
      @mister_needles 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@rotationalrotation fun? Cept yours of course.

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 4 дня назад +1

    German: quick precise burst shots
    American: 800 billion budget
    German: well howdy partner

  • @user-ie3lx7uv1q
    @user-ie3lx7uv1q 7 месяцев назад +2097

    American soldier: Hey, it’s a machine gun!
    German soldier: I know, but this is how they taught me to fire MG42, every one press the trigger, 10 bullets fly out.

    • @leiineskaufmann
      @leiineskaufmann 7 месяцев назад +53

      m42 was a damn lawn mower, to this day it is madness to produce a machine with that kind of firepower and speed...everything is gone within the blink of an eye...

    • @TheMrJizzus
      @TheMrJizzus 7 месяцев назад +15

      They could chop down forests with the mg42, the m2 chops ammo cases

    • @emos321
      @emos321 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah but he was never trained on it. Germany sucks

    • @Kingme-cb5tf
      @Kingme-cb5tf 6 месяцев назад

      @@emos321f off stupid american brainwashed kid dont even know where germany is on a map

    • @bpz8175
      @bpz8175 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@emos321 A slightly modified and rechambered MG42 called the MG3 is still in service.

  • @JavierMorgan1234
    @JavierMorgan1234 8 месяцев назад +10077

    American logic:
    “The only wasted ammo is unused ammo”

    • @TwizztidAngel
      @TwizztidAngel 8 месяцев назад +171

      Damn right!!!

    • @PurgeMaster847
      @PurgeMaster847 8 месяцев назад +141

      🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @tobiastaxer532
      @tobiastaxer532 8 месяцев назад +48

      No he fired in bursts because the Mg3 is fired that way, but has a higher fire rate, noone in the comments seems to get that.

    • @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer
      @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer 8 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@tobiastaxer532They made a mg that fired so fast they have to use it like a shotgun to stop it from overheating, god I love German engineering

    • @dyllonbarker1744
      @dyllonbarker1744 8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@tobiastaxer532 their machine gun, the MG3 based on the MG42, fires very fast and can overheat easier, as well as jam if fired for too long. The M2 Browning is designed to have a barrel that quickly detaches to be changed easily, so overheating isn't a concern, and from what I've found and been told, the M2 can and will jam if fired in bursts. It's temperamental.

  • @gonefishin3620
    @gonefishin3620 8 месяцев назад +8146

    German: we have Free health care
    Save the bullets
    America: Let me show you why we dont

    • @LuizHenrique-hp1du
      @LuizHenrique-hp1du 8 месяцев назад +23

      hahahaha

    • @rhiannon7617
      @rhiannon7617 8 месяцев назад +23

      Underrated 😂

    • @MrDoktoranubis
      @MrDoktoranubis 8 месяцев назад +10

      It's not free

    • @trevorcurrie4774
      @trevorcurrie4774 8 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@MrDoktoranubisit is at the time of care

    • @chriswebster24
      @chriswebster24 8 месяцев назад +14

      America could’ve said “Let me show you why you do.”
      Like most of Europe, they don’t have to worry about spending money on their military, because they are protected by the US.

  • @user-J-dragon
    @user-J-dragon 13 дней назад +1

    USA :"That's a machine gun!"
    Germany :"In Normandy Your grandfather said so."

  • @serback1
    @serback1 8 месяцев назад +1412

    🇺🇸: it's a machine gun
    🇩🇪: "WW2 MODE"

    • @King_Arthur_10
      @King_Arthur_10 8 месяцев назад +5

      👍🏼😂🇩🇪

    • @HolzbierProductions
      @HolzbierProductions 8 месяцев назад +5

      WW2 mode is burst firing. MG42 had such an extreme fire rate, that the barrles just began to glow very fast. That's why MG3 and MG42 are shot in bursts. M2 has very slow fire rate and huge mass and can be fired constantly.

    • @serback1
      @serback1 8 месяцев назад

      @HolzbierProductions ok

    • @JARV1S_exe
      @JARV1S_exe 8 месяцев назад +3

      Bro, i am German and hate this jokes cause they are unfunny af

    • @serback1
      @serback1 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@JARV1S_exe lol ok

  • @rhyswong8976
    @rhyswong8976 7 месяцев назад +1659

    German soldier with M2: 😵‍💫
    German solder with MG42: 😍

    • @crushtron93
      @crushtron93 7 месяцев назад +33

      The german military still uses the mg42. It's a modified version called the mg3 in 7.62x51 NATO

    • @elvirhurem7925
      @elvirhurem7925 6 месяцев назад +3

      Best machine gun ever ​@@crushtron93

    • @crushtron93
      @crushtron93 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@elvirhurem7925 used it ?

    • @elvirhurem7925
      @elvirhurem7925 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@crushtron93 hell yeah

    • @crushtron93
      @crushtron93 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@elvirhurem7925 served with it ?

  • @MtGuyful
    @MtGuyful 7 месяцев назад +3659

    Bro unlocked Wehrmacht skill tree after spraying full auto 😂

    • @arthur9019
      @arthur9019 7 месяцев назад +5

      What is Wehrmacht?

    • @elrussik2629
      @elrussik2629 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@arthur9019 just Google

    • @mayankverma2558
      @mayankverma2558 7 месяцев назад

      As per my valorant skills, i prefer not to spray coz i am noob

    • @angeloperezgarcia8189
      @angeloperezgarcia8189 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@arthur9019The Wehrmacht It is the name of the German armed forces of WW2 during The Nazionalists

    • @nekajuii
      @nekajuii 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@lanlandawolfslife6580 I get you're probably 13 and feel very proud about your (very superficial) "knowledge" of WW2, but knowing the endonym of the German Army is not a feat and therefore neither is it a reason to try and ridicule somebody over not knowing it.

  • @Ramzesthecat
    @Ramzesthecat 17 дней назад +1

    Us soldier : it’s a machine gun
    German : I think we know a bit from Stalin grad.

  • @nikname7665
    @nikname7665 7 месяцев назад +10610

    American: It's a machinegun.
    German: Stalingrad flashback
    Аааа, б**ть, 10к лайков!!! Мама, я популярный!!!

    • @firechenel7552
      @firechenel7552 7 месяцев назад +83

      Не забывайте чем закончилась битва за Сталинград

    • @nikname7665
      @nikname7665 7 месяцев назад +24

      @@firechenel7552 я и не забывал)

    • @azatkujan5868
      @azatkujan5868 7 месяцев назад

      Сталинградские флешбеки это тряпки намотанные на голову, чтоб не замерзнуть и горящие моря нефти. Про пулемет это скорее омаха))

    • @jaytee2716
      @jaytee2716 7 месяцев назад +2

      😔🤦‍♂️

    • @vasiliy4266
      @vasiliy4266 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@nikname7665 спасибо за комментарий и Сталинград.

  • @theblackbulletytchannel4648
    @theblackbulletytchannel4648 7 месяцев назад +749

    American: its a machine gun!
    German:*laughs and fires away*
    The old ass guy watching this video **flashbacks**

    • @Im_the_dark_monkey
      @Im_the_dark_monkey 6 месяцев назад +3

      D-day 💀

    • @Sonic-gy7kq
      @Sonic-gy7kq 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Im_the_dark_monkey * continues to fire it as if its a burst fire machine gun * lmao . If I ever got that chance I wouldn't let go lol. Those things are ancient now.

    • @Im_the_dark_monkey
      @Im_the_dark_monkey 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sonic-gy7kq yeah

  • @mr.p.inthedark
    @mr.p.inthedark Месяц назад +1

    German soldiers in ww2 : Hast du das MG 42 nicht in meiner Hand gesehen?🤨

  • @charles_the_conqueror
    @charles_the_conqueror 7 месяцев назад +3558

    US Soldier: Hans, it’s a machine gun !🦅🇺🇸
    Hans: HAHA OKEY! *proceeds to invade Poland again 😂

    • @eriqlynn8947
      @eriqlynn8947 7 месяцев назад +65

      “Proceeds to invade Poland again” 😂💀

    • @cweimer902
      @cweimer902 6 месяцев назад +21

      This comment didn’t get the attention it deserved lmfao 😂 😂😂

    • @Combat-Mindset
      @Combat-Mindset 6 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sumanthanumula8048
      @sumanthanumula8048 6 месяцев назад +6

      Bruh 💀

    • @annabenedetti9699
      @annabenedetti9699 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

  • @RPVPSpotter
    @RPVPSpotter 5 месяцев назад +368

    His German ancestral instinct stops him from making that MG go wild.

    • @CurryWurst19
      @CurryWurst19 2 месяца назад +5

      Legacy of MG42

    • @BarryLongDong
      @BarryLongDong 2 месяца назад

      Nope. Wrong.

    • @normified
      @normified 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@BarryLongDong ok barryshortdong

    • @graytoby1
      @graytoby1 2 месяца назад +2

      "Das ist ein MG42, der Führer-Säge. Ich muss es nicht vollautomatisch benutzen, sonst kann der Lauf zu heiß werden."

  • @roniali687
    @roniali687 7 месяцев назад +5906

    🇩🇪 : we don't waste bullets
    🇺🇲 : we don't have free healthcare 😉

    • @AverageAR2Clips
      @AverageAR2Clips 7 месяцев назад

      stfu nega this has nothing to do with healthcare

    • @charliemcawesome5012
      @charliemcawesome5012 7 месяцев назад +1

      No one has free health care. You just pay 50%+ taxes for bad state controlled health care that doesn’t care about you and lets you die for lack of capacity for specialist care. Because all the Doctors are in the US shooting their own damn machine guns they can afford!!!
      I’m live in Canada and the best health care I’ve ever had was in the U.S.

    • @DukeNukemSama
      @DukeNukemSama 7 месяцев назад +35

      Neither do we (Germany)

    • @siid7
      @siid7 7 месяцев назад +13

      Countries with this service are generally not developed😂(Brazil)

    • @joaomartins4041
      @joaomartins4041 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@siid7 iiii qual foi vacilao

  • @romantic7722
    @romantic7722 2 месяца назад +3

    저거 한발의 위력이 어마어마 합니다.
    모래자루가 터집니다

  • @michaelp6427
    @michaelp6427 3 месяца назад +3839

    “Pretend you’re defending a beach”

    • @Floudish_duckmodeus
      @Floudish_duckmodeus 2 месяца назад +36

      Naghhhh

    • @Cryptic_Chai
      @Cryptic_Chai 2 месяца назад +29

      I got your reference. That game was dope.
      Edit: i know the game was based on real events. There were many such games. I was talking about Beach Head 2000.

    • @astro3
      @astro3 2 месяца назад +106

      @@Cryptic_Chai nope it wasn't a game...

    • @ameybirulkar7503
      @ameybirulkar7503 2 месяца назад +3

      Yeah 😂😂😂😂

    • @LamChops-cm8vf
      @LamChops-cm8vf 2 месяца назад

      Real fucked lol

  • @mararm8099
    @mararm8099 3 месяца назад +1561

    Germany:Quality
    US: Quantity

  • @Kewals2PL
    @Kewals2PL 8 месяцев назад +6420

    This happening when you have 8 billion dollars defense budget

    • @Silly_Fella2222
      @Silly_Fella2222 8 месяцев назад +277

      add a couple zeros and you got it

    • @fatitankeris6327
      @fatitankeris6327 8 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@Silly_Fella2222Aww... Just two zeros... So tiny

    • @denarte6986
      @denarte6986 8 месяцев назад +32

      That’s what happens when you destroy/sell out your army (Bundeswehr)

    • @davidsnyder2068
      @davidsnyder2068 8 месяцев назад

      @@fatitankeris6327that’s 2 orders of magnitude you idiot lol it’s literally 100x larger than

    • @LeonOC123
      @LeonOC123 8 месяцев назад

      @@fatitankeris6327you must be some Muslim who’s angry your ancestors got squad wiped by Americans

  • @mrcarezma2010
    @mrcarezma2010 21 день назад +1

    🇩🇪Hitler: It was made locally
    🇺🇲United States: I know that, but I will control you

  • @your_m0ms_favorit3
    @your_m0ms_favorit3 8 месяцев назад +2426

    🇩🇪: I'm conserving ammo
    🇺🇲: Let it rain son, we got a quota to meet 😎

    • @azhaz578
      @azhaz578 8 месяцев назад +15

      Underrated comment. Every state department in the US knows if you don’t use it you lose it.

    • @ilikenuts-xu3ri
      @ilikenuts-xu3ri 8 месяцев назад +2

      bro thinks usa is cool😂😂

    • @Barry-wt78
      @Barry-wt78 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ilikenuts-xu3riwho is the strongest military?

    • @Barry-wt78
      @Barry-wt78 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ilikenuts-xu3riit’s America

    • @omula4215
      @omula4215 8 месяцев назад

      @@ilikenuts-xu3rino one said that imbecile😂😂😂

  • @Serajaza
    @Serajaza 7 месяцев назад +263

    German Army: Be efficient. Spare Ammunition. U.S. Army: Machine Gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @marc7817
      @marc7817 6 месяцев назад +1

      On machine gun like this, there is high probability of malfunction if not use to fire salve lol!

    • @Charlie98144
      @Charlie98144 6 месяцев назад +2

      If you have anything but a machine gun sure. But the machine gun is meant for suppressive fire. So full auto is correct. I'm pretty sure you're more likely to jam trying to burst fire a machine gun anyway.

    • @hanhuang7263
      @hanhuang7263 4 месяца назад

      #A-10

  • @DumbThunder
    @DumbThunder 8 месяцев назад +2010

    "It's a machine gun"
    *Germans with their mg42💀

    • @jayoh360
      @jayoh360 8 месяцев назад +7

      ignorance at its finest if youd pick an mg42 over a browning

    • @mikehunt7508
      @mikehunt7508 8 месяцев назад +32

      @@jayoh360 mg42 is better

    • @mistameff3528
      @mistameff3528 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@jayoh360 Ah thats why the US lied in those WW2 instruction videos about the MG42. Cause it's that bad, right?

    • @PvpPetah
      @PvpPetah 8 месяцев назад

      MG3*

    • @xloyerxportex6024
      @xloyerxportex6024 8 месяцев назад +5

      Mg42 way better dude 😂​@@jayoh360

  • @Tina_Vienna
    @Tina_Vienna 2 месяца назад +2

    German dude was trying to send Morse code 😂

  • @CrashTestSkater
    @CrashTestSkater 8 месяцев назад +248

    "Hold it down.."
    "Ah! Blitzkrieg? Okej."

  • @grav3265
    @grav3265 6 месяцев назад +464

    German budget: 60M
    American budget: “we have a budget?”

    • @mr.starly2423
      @mr.starly2423 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂

    • @Alexander-y1t9j
      @Alexander-y1t9j 4 месяца назад +4

      60 Billion 😂😂

    • @hanhuang7263
      @hanhuang7263 4 месяца назад +1

      We Germans grand our army 60M Euro per year? Nice joke😅
      We would only grand them 60cent of bugged

    • @Mr.goooooooogle
      @Mr.goooooooogle 4 месяца назад +2

      Fvck that if I remember correctly the America had a debt $3 trillion lol (correct me if I'm wrong)

    • @Andrei11t
      @Andrei11t 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Mr.goooooooogle3 TRILLION$?!?!?!😂😂, nah, it's FREAKING 31 TRILLION$ IN 2024

  • @lautihach98
    @lautihach98 7 месяцев назад +1090

    That "haha Ok" sounded like "alright, so you wanna see what your ancestors were terrified of"

    • @himawanthsomarowthu9897
      @himawanthsomarowthu9897 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly 😂 ironically new Americans behave like old Germans

    • @camleighton171
      @camleighton171 7 месяцев назад

      Fuck man 😂😂😂😂

    • @ToxicIXII
      @ToxicIXII 7 месяцев назад

      Uhmmmmmm I think everyone is afraid of being mowed down lol but I assure you we weren't afraid of Germany and now no one is afraid of Germany because Jesus Christ our God is with us

    • @johnstafford552
      @johnstafford552 7 месяцев назад +10

      Our ancestors were terrified of?

    • @ravshanoday1073
      @ravshanoday1073 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@johnstafford552🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

  • @International_Corn
    @International_Corn Месяц назад +1

    USA: Its a machine gun
    Germany: **casually having a muscle memory of bursting MG42's cause they fire fast af**

  • @raymondcortez6373
    @raymondcortez6373 8 месяцев назад +988

    🇩🇪: we don't put our country in debt.
    🇺🇲: what is debt? Just spray and pray buddy.

    • @MADVILLAIN-vt3zu
      @MADVILLAIN-vt3zu 8 месяцев назад +1

      Germany owes the US money lmao

    • @Schwaapilz
      @Schwaapilz 8 месяцев назад +5

      Bro basically said: you're on uncle Sam's dime today so fuckin send that lead!

    • @SlovenianMapper6
      @SlovenianMapper6 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MADVILLAIN-vt3zuUSA has debt of 34 trillion$ to other countries "lmao"

    • @Wolf-1911
      @Wolf-1911 8 месяцев назад +4

      Are you really in debt if you can beat up your debtor?

    • @MrDownbyme
      @MrDownbyme 8 месяцев назад

      @@Wolf-191170% of American debt is to Americans lol

  • @ryukaipie
    @ryukaipie 8 месяцев назад +1239

    🇩🇪: we cannot waste ammo.
    🇺🇸: there's a reason healthcare isn't free...

    • @WitoldMakowski
      @WitoldMakowski 8 месяцев назад

      That's why those fuckers has no respect in Europe!

    • @Scheisenberg991
      @Scheisenberg991 8 месяцев назад +2

      Ist in Deutschland ebenfalls nicht gratis, sogar im Verhältnis zum Durchschnittlichen Verdienst teurer

    • @payback4803
      @payback4803 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fortunately the army budget is not tied to Healthcare. Unfortunately politicians in the US just don't want to nationalize or regulate Healthcare. Wonder who are big donators to many politicians campaign funds.

    • @payback4803
      @payback4803 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Scheisenberg991ja dann guck mal in die USA. Die haben keine gesetzliche Krankenversicherung und zahlen am meisten von allen OECD Nationen für dass schlechteste Resultat aller OECD Nationen.

    • @ryukaipie
      @ryukaipie 8 месяцев назад

      @@Scheisenberg991 mein vater kommt aus Deutschland und für ihn ist es kostenlos oder es sehr billig. Natürlich, es ist nicht alles kostenlos (enschuldgung für mein Deutsch, ich komme aus singapur y ich spreche englisch und polnisch)

  • @valeskaweich5886
    @valeskaweich5886 7 месяцев назад +794

    Bro was shooting like he still had the mg42

    • @Rainersherwood
      @Rainersherwood 6 месяцев назад +36

      You’re not wrong, germany uses the mg3. Which is just a modern mg42. Very similar fire rate so they are trained to shoot bursts that are shorter in duration.

    • @valeskaweich5886
      @valeskaweich5886 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Rainersherwood i know...im german myself...they only shot small bursts because if they would just fire the whole time the barrel would overheat and it wouldnt be accurate anymore

    • @LessLeeAB
      @LessLeeAB 5 месяцев назад +1

      2nd barrel... 😁

    • @AminCrispino
      @AminCrispino 5 месяцев назад +4

      The laugh was him remembering that same mg42 on Normandy.💀

    • @wigglepedia8706
      @wigglepedia8706 5 месяцев назад +2

      the mg3 still has fires at the same rate so the same basic guide lines still apply

  • @Steampuke
    @Steampuke 11 дней назад

    Meanwhile, the instructor mouthbreathing
    right besides him: 👁️👄👁️

  • @asheagle9437
    @asheagle9437 6 месяцев назад +406

    Imagine telling a german how machine gun works 💀

    • @VitustheThird
      @VitustheThird 5 месяцев назад +15

      Nah bro. We just don't waste things (;

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@VitustheThirdFriendly reminder that 22 Trillion American taxpayer dollars went completely unaccounted for.

    • @VitustheThird
      @VitustheThird 4 месяца назад +4

      @@stevenhetzel6483 Find ich super xD Wenigstens gab es also nicht noch einen sinnlosen Krieg mehr wegen euch ^^

    • @doctorjekyll6125
      @doctorjekyll6125 4 месяца назад +3

      How times change

    • @JuliaSchmidt-ei6xh
      @JuliaSchmidt-ei6xh 4 месяца назад

      Bro Look at the Flags on the peoples clothing the germans tell te American how it works

  • @NiceOneKarenGaming
    @NiceOneKarenGaming 8 месяцев назад +132

    🇺🇸: it’s a machine gun
    🇩🇪: “haha ok”
    Proceeds to activate 1944 Omaha Beach mode

  • @claymore806
    @claymore806 8 месяцев назад +1229

    German: Looking for rounds, budget is not enough
    American: It's a machine gun, we pay all this
    German: WWII mode on

    • @wizups
      @wizups 8 месяцев назад +7

      this comment has no replies, lemme fix that rq

    • @The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past
      @The_Ghost_of_cabbage_past 8 месяцев назад +9

      No. The MG3 has an insanely high rate of fire. He is used to the MG3 where we have to fire in short bursts. Old habit.
      Don’t mean to be that guy.

    • @Prepare-uranus-
      @Prepare-uranus- 8 месяцев назад +2

      Its all fun and games until the friendly german sudently remembers who defeated him years ago

    • @tissotpubg633
      @tissotpubg633 8 месяцев назад +1

      Eeeeeaaaahahahahahahahhaa

  • @seancalasara2345
    @seancalasara2345 Месяц назад

    Love how this soldier just went:
    “Good boy 👍👍”
    Then continued doing his own thing

  • @rosscampbell1173
    @rosscampbell1173 8 месяцев назад +3569

    He has to explain “it’s a machine gun” because the Wehrmacht MG42 fired 1200 rounds a minute.
    THAT was a machine

    • @Akceptor1
      @Akceptor1 8 месяцев назад +66

      Собственно mg3, который сейчас на воорудении по сути тот же 42, только скорострельность ещё выше. Чувак просто видимо привык, что зажатие ведёт к замене раскалённого ствола, что, полагаю, не очень приятно.

    • @derewe2094
      @derewe2094 8 месяцев назад +52

      ​@@Akceptor1
      RoF of MG3 is lower than MG42 as it was deemed impractical, difference is created by different muzzle booster and springs in the bolt.
      Also every MG3 has a second barrel and bolt, there is also a mitten with it to change a hot barrel... Which is by the way after 150 rounds in quick succession.

    • @Akceptor1
      @Akceptor1 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@derewe2094 thanks for wiki info

    • @weeblewobble1776
      @weeblewobble1776 8 месяцев назад +16

      can't go "THAT was a machine" cause the 50 cal is a machine too

    • @Longshot88
      @Longshot88 8 месяцев назад +20

      .50 BMG literally stands for "Browning Machine Gun". The MG42 is cool, but it sure as hell isn't .50 BMG cool

  • @David-on1mr
    @David-on1mr 8 месяцев назад +246

    🇩🇪 German: we fight efficiently for the best chance at victory in the long term.
    🇺🇸 American: we fight full auto until we change our minds and leave.

    • @LeGoMyLegHo_3yrsLater
      @LeGoMyLegHo_3yrsLater 8 месяцев назад +4

      Underrated comment. Add national flags buddy

    • @David-on1mr
      @David-on1mr 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@LeGoMyLegHo_3yrsLater did just that 👍

    • @shitchops
      @shitchops 8 месяцев назад +2

      FUCKN OATH THIS COMMENT IS CAKE TAKER WELL DONE SON

    • @Who.Is_Lore
      @Who.Is_Lore 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@LeGoMyLegHo_3yrsLater fr underrated- if my german dad laughs, its a good joke. and he did lmfao

    • @LeGoMyLegHo_3yrsLater
      @LeGoMyLegHo_3yrsLater 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Who.Is_Lore ask him if he laughed cause of the joke or because of the sarcasm/reality in the "we changed our minds" part.

  • @markslegocreations
    @markslegocreations 5 месяцев назад +2288

    usa: its a mashine gun!
    german: yes thats your grandpas last words!

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 4 месяца назад +38

      Shiitss😂

    • @GabrielGarcia-300
      @GabrielGarcia-300 3 месяца назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @Stika84
      @Stika84 3 месяца назад +18

      Only thing is they lost 😂

    • @JaluMalu-p9g
      @JaluMalu-p9g 3 месяца назад +7

      Hahahahaha genau soo

    • @johnb2127
      @johnb2127 3 месяца назад +9

      Come on man, that was just unnecessary

  • @Uatemydoodle
    @Uatemydoodle 2 месяца назад +1

    Mexican instructor: Whar ju doing mang?
    German: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @nandak0rewa
    @nandak0rewa 7 месяцев назад +99

    The German soldier's "haha okay" after being told that it's a machine gun was terrifyingly hilarious.

    • @Toeso_Loso
      @Toeso_Loso 6 месяцев назад +3

      Terrifying is probably bottom 1% of all adjectives u possibly could’ve used in this situation

    • @shahirtaeny591
      @shahirtaeny591 5 месяцев назад

      *Mg42 flashback*

  • @Halesey_15
    @Halesey_15 8 месяцев назад +116

    🇺🇸: it’s a machine gun.
    🇩🇪: I will show you a machine gun *pulls out MG42*

  • @xuhaichao9973
    @xuhaichao9973 7 месяцев назад +517

    Their habit of doing burst fire with the MG42 is still there even tho it’s an M2😂

    • @KardioIzletmetovic
      @KardioIzletmetovic 7 месяцев назад +26

      Kinda because they were trained on the MG3, which is the MG42, but modernised

    • @battlebirds
      @battlebirds 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think he go point. look like habit from their weapon

    • @DrRobust
      @DrRobust 7 месяцев назад +8

      He's used to shooting the MG3 which shits on the American version 😂

    • @leiineskaufmann
      @leiineskaufmann 7 месяцев назад +4

      m42" small burts bc every burst is mad sfast
      m2: keeo firing or it will freeze

    • @AmericanOdyssey91
      @AmericanOdyssey91 7 месяцев назад

      Lol a 1 second burst on an mg42 is 200 rounds

  • @susarasihilal-oh7jz
    @susarasihilal-oh7jz 2 месяца назад +8

    🇺🇸 : It's a machine gun
    🇩🇪 : yeah, that was your grand father's last words

  • @givewater2904
    @givewater2904 8 месяцев назад +280

    "Hey! It's a machine gun!"
    "Do not cite the deep magic to me, American. I was there when it was written."

    • @epicxgun9226
      @epicxgun9226 8 месяцев назад +3

      & now we protect you, do better.

    • @tristanjansen1876
      @tristanjansen1876 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@epicxgun9226"we" like your fat ass did anything😂

    • @Sharpless2
      @Sharpless2 8 месяцев назад

      @@epicxgun9226 who knows what this god forsaken country is secretly up to? No one does. If youre proud about your country spending more money on Military than on Space Exploration, you should be ashamed. Cant even have real healthcare that people can afford but heyyy, lets spend nearly 900 billion in taxes on the military.

    • @Mr_EricBatist
      @Mr_EricBatist 8 месяцев назад

      @@epicxgun9226 "protect" he said. lol.

  • @virtualtrucker26
    @virtualtrucker26 8 месяцев назад +359

    German Soldier: Uses semi auto
    American Soldier: Use Automatic Fire
    *Uses Automatic Fire*
    German MG42 Flashes Back

    • @King_Arthur_10
      @King_Arthur_10 8 месяцев назад +3

      👍🏼🇩🇪

    • @SpinningBread117
      @SpinningBread117 8 месяцев назад +6

      Reminds me of my austrian friend, he was a painter

    • @King_Arthur_10
      @King_Arthur_10 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@SpinningBread117 🥲😂

    • @Grazyna-gp3sn
      @Grazyna-gp3sn 8 месяцев назад +1

      W 2 ws uczyli strzelców MG 42 strzelać seriami 3 sek bo był za szybki

  • @abhishekgourav6144
    @abhishekgourav6144 8 месяцев назад +8865

    Americans teaching Germans about MACHINE GUN....😂

    • @wilsondsouza1395
      @wilsondsouza1395 8 месяцев назад +190

      Cute

    • @Michigander_of_the_West
      @Michigander_of_the_West 8 месяцев назад

      I think after they got their ass whooped in 2 world wars they should take some advice from the most powerful.

    • @krzosu
      @krzosu 8 месяцев назад +138

      German machine guns used to have a much larger rate of fire than M2's so short tapping the trigger would send a lot of lead towards the enemy - that is not the same with m2.

    • @Mohammed-kg9si
      @Mohammed-kg9si 8 месяцев назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anicca9959
      @anicca9959 8 месяцев назад +54

      😂😂 😂, the German started having his ancestors flash backs

  • @fardinhasan1543
    @fardinhasan1543 2 месяца назад +1

    germans:we must not wate bullets.
    american: our manpower is precious.bullets are cheap.

  • @thuta7208
    @thuta7208 8 месяцев назад +110

    USA: it is a machine gun
    Germany: starts playing national music

  • @JOSHHARRIS-v3w
    @JOSHHARRIS-v3w 8 месяцев назад +246

    That was the most innocent “ok” I’ve ever heard

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon 8 месяцев назад +146

    Firing an M2 is awesome, until you have to clear it 20 times in a minute

    • @nikname7665
      @nikname7665 7 месяцев назад

      You don't firing an NSV "Utes" (НСВ "Утёс")

    • @colemathenia3196
      @colemathenia3196 7 месяцев назад +1

      You either didn’t take care of your m2 or only have experience with the older version where you had to set headspace and timing

    • @bikramadhikari4117
      @bikramadhikari4117 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Rafael_247
    @Rafael_247 Месяц назад +1

    An American dude learned the concept of a machine gun during D-Day by a German and now passed his knowledge to a German.

  • @billydeewilliams9104
    @billydeewilliams9104 8 месяцев назад +458

    American on an MG42, German dude, "It's a LASER!!! A LASER!!"

  • @babarking569
    @babarking569 8 месяцев назад +2865

    🇩🇪 : 6 kills with 6 bullets
    🇺🇲 : 1 kill with 600 bullets

    • @King_Arthur_10
      @King_Arthur_10 8 месяцев назад +47

      True. 👍🏼🇩🇪

    • @Griffman08
      @Griffman08 8 месяцев назад +60

      Who won ww2?

    • @Mokum89
      @Mokum89 8 месяцев назад +125

      @@Griffman08USSR

    • @King_Arthur_10
      @King_Arthur_10 8 месяцев назад +84

      ​@@Griffman08A war can not be won. But when you ASK WHO defeated German. It will be russia.

    • @Mokum89
      @Mokum89 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@King_Arthur_10 right! stalingrad is the turning point in ww2

  • @khylesamuelkimmelanio688
    @khylesamuelkimmelanio688 4 месяца назад +174

    Bro's inner German genes started kickin in... 😂😂😂

  • @JCBCheese
    @JCBCheese 5 месяцев назад +376

    German: Gotta hit the target
    American: They're somewhere down there, the more bullets the more of a chance of hitting it.

    • @ComebackGAWD
      @ComebackGAWD 4 месяца назад +3

      Both are true statements

    • @030565Giuseppe
      @030565Giuseppe 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

    • @CamTheManzz
      @CamTheManzz 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@ComebackGAWD facts, in fact I think volume is better, just because of attrition and how attrition in war works

  • @voidicangeldust9988
    @voidicangeldust9988 2 месяца назад

    🇩🇪: “i don’t want to have to reload when it runs dry!”
    🇺🇸: “Remember your grandfather’s strategies”

  • @able34bravo37
    @able34bravo37 8 месяцев назад +84

    Germany: We save our ammo.
    US: That's why you lost. Twice.

    • @UltramegaTT
      @UltramegaTT 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah sure👀 They were like doing solo every time.

    • @ironsam2381
      @ironsam2381 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@UltramegaTT *sad Italian noises*

    • @UltramegaTT
      @UltramegaTT 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ironsam2381 Sad British colony noises

    • @harshraj8729
      @harshraj8729 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Diego-8842
    @Diego-8842 8 месяцев назад +128

    **Erika starts playing in the background.** 💀 🤣

    • @mahakali3826
      @mahakali3826 8 месяцев назад +5

      What I was just thinking lol followed by transparent images of the Luftwaft

    • @firefly2980
      @firefly2980 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@mahakali3826 XD

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 8 месяцев назад +1

      ERRRRRIIIKKKAAAA!

  • @Kelvin-almond
    @Kelvin-almond 5 месяцев назад +600

    "hehe oke"
    *Got a fucking PTSD"

    • @maselrobertss4824
      @maselrobertss4824 5 месяцев назад +5

      Not ptsd its Nostalgia

    • @Ky_Ky_Ky
      @Ky_Ky_Ky 4 месяца назад

      Aaaaaa big scary gun shooting aaaaa. Pu$$y

    • @Erwan_Chaps
      @Erwan_Chaps 4 месяца назад +2

      @@maselrobertss4824naaaahh💀

    • @Kelvin-almond
      @Kelvin-almond 4 месяца назад

      @Pill_Smith I think you lost your dad, unfortunate

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 4 месяца назад +1

      @@maselrobertss4824 in case of Germany with their MG 42 it must be fucking nostalgia

  • @edups1
    @edups1 Месяц назад

    Bro just got ptsd from the dna showing him a flashback 😂

  • @dark.fury04
    @dark.fury04 7 месяцев назад +31

    For me, I find it so cool how 80 years ago USA & German military were biggest enemies and then 80 years later they train together. For me that’s one of the coolest things about military history

  • @lesedishametja7005
    @lesedishametja7005 8 месяцев назад +44

    The soldier counting the cost of each bullet 😂

  • @tptallen4498
    @tptallen4498 7 месяцев назад +79

    The guy was 100% firing on beat to what ever song he had in mind.

  • @TheEnginator
    @TheEnginator Месяц назад

    American: It's a machine gun!
    German: I confused it with a semi-auto because of the low firing rate.

  • @FireFrenchy
    @FireFrenchy 6 месяцев назад +17

    🇩🇪: quality
    🇺🇸: QUANTITY +++

  • @im_just_kiwi_btw3815
    @im_just_kiwi_btw3815 8 месяцев назад +586

    Germans and Americans at 1940: 🤬
    Germans and Americans at 2024: 🥰

    • @jordanasparadoxproductions8401
      @jordanasparadoxproductions8401 8 месяцев назад +20

      I mean usa didnt join the war until 1941 but i guess this still works since german uboats used to sink American convoy ships that headed for the UK

    • @DaysofKnight
      @DaysofKnight 8 месяцев назад +11

      We should all get along anyway

    • @MutterdesHerrnBarakas
      @MutterdesHerrnBarakas 8 месяцев назад +4

      only half of germany

    • @IL-SON
      @IL-SON 8 месяцев назад +5

      yes, but its not friendship, its worship )

    • @hiagobezerra1219
      @hiagobezerra1219 8 месяцев назад +15

      Somos irmãos de sangue independente do continente cor e pele mais o que nos separa apenas e a ignorância

  • @Madrush1
    @Madrush1 6 месяцев назад +19

    Bro thought, we're not in WWII anymore
    American bro: It's WWIII!

  • @ValorCast1
    @ValorCast1 2 месяца назад

    🇩🇪 : We gotta save ammunition
    🇺🇸 : We gotta Waste Ammunition we got too much

  • @springtrap9696
    @springtrap9696 8 месяцев назад +72

    He passed the controller to his grandpa 💀

  • @DungTran-hc1ru
    @DungTran-hc1ru 3 месяца назад +330

    German soldier use machine gun now : 😐
    Then : 💀☠🇩🇪

    • @Exdent
      @Exdent 2 месяца назад

      (PEOPLE THOSE KNOW☠️💀☠️💀😈☠️😈💀😈😈☠️😈💀😈☠️😈💀😈☠️😈💀😈☠️😈😈💀😈☠️😈😈☠️😈💀😝✝️😝♀️☠️☻️😔🎨☻️💀🌚🤣☻️💀🇷🇺🤣🇩🇪🇷🇺🤣🇩🇪💀😔🤣🇷🇺♀️👱🏻♀️🎨❤️👱🏻♀️❤️💘🇺🇦❤️😔💗🇩🇪💀🌚🤔🇮🇱☝️🇦🇱🤓🇮🇱🌚🛐🇹🇷🇹🇷)

    • @DeathtrooperSTUDIOS
      @DeathtrooperSTUDIOS 2 месяца назад +6

      Yeah dude you’re so unfunny

    • @pharrellshek9679
      @pharrellshek9679 2 месяца назад +2

      @@DeathtrooperSTUDIOSyou’re right, he in fact very HILARIOUS.

    • @chrisv1569
      @chrisv1569 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DeathtrooperSTUDIOSsee the 125+ likes? that means he’s funny

    • @DeathtrooperSTUDIOS
      @DeathtrooperSTUDIOS 2 месяца назад +2

      @@chrisv1569 that’s probably all these 5 year olds who liked

  • @2-iw9np
    @2-iw9np 7 месяцев назад +40

    Американец:
    -Хей, чувак, мой дед из этой штуки в твоего стрелял.
    Немец:
    -Вот так? (Звуки длинной очереди)*

    • @ReaPer-x1k
      @ReaPer-x1k 7 месяцев назад +5

      И тут он достает мг42 и говорит а мой дед твоего в нормандии вот так встречал… и звуки длинной очереди ))

    • @massfuerte2230
      @massfuerte2230 7 месяцев назад +2

      Я искал этот комент

    • @СиндромТуррета
      @СиндромТуррета 7 месяцев назад +1

      Не долго ему улыбаться.

  • @ЛехаКасьянов-ц9ь
    @ЛехаКасьянов-ц9ь Месяц назад +1

    Для тех, кто не знает в чём фишка.
    При стрельбе из немецкого пулемёта MG-3 инструктора рекомендуют бить очень короткими очередями (для варианта с сошками 2-3 выстрела, для варианта на треноге допускают более длинные очереди в 20-30 выстрелов) с максимальным восстановлением прицела.
    И тут чувак по старой памяти как раз лупит с браунинга, как если бы это был MG.