@@bottomfrag8936 Tag, mention of ears+tail, scritchies, several mentions of the listener being a neko uhm. I'm not sure how this isn't a neko listener audio? What even *are* your qualifications? I mean, my entire 'brand' is only making neko listener scripts so if I'm not doing that I'd like to know. or are you referring to the fact that neko literally means cat and ignoring colloquial usage as cat-person?
@@TaGF_Tomcat Yep! I use this account cause I'm lazy, but at least I have in my bio + use the same profile image... Also, thank you, glad you enjoyed it ^^
Be based. Keep moving and take a risk! Failed? Try again! Failed again? Try again! Keep trying until you get it! Screw up a few times and you start to learn what not to do.
If there was a perfect way to end off a night…this is what it would be like. Just spending those moments of the night…chilling with your loved one…cuddling as the rain pours down hard outside
Warm and embracing, I hope to find a woman like this one day strong caring and kind. Love your vids Strawb you just got yourself another follower. I am rooting for you.
This is a good way to end the day. College is going to be rough before the holidays, and I can totally relate to the struggle of keeping a team working. I sometimes feel like the bad guy on the situation, and it really stresses me out
Damn bro, never cried this much in my life, cuz I ruined relationships because I was to afraid to tell the truth to crushes or just not noticing they liked me. If only I could turn back time, could've had someone like this, could really use it rn with the work that's been piling up with me and my cousin dying, then my dog. Then my Grandma, then my cousin had an alcohol overdose, hasn't been the most enjoyable few years
Oof bro, sorry to hear this. I've also lost a couple of people close to me, but hopefully there's something happy just around the corner waiting for us to get to it.
I too cannot sleep at the moment, unfortunately my wife is away and I am in fact not a Neko, so that means it is time for a nice glass of milk Heck, I might even make it a chocolate
I think I’m cooked, I’m about to do 4 peoples jobs this month and she randomly says “you can’t solo carry a company” and I said “watch me” irl. It’s so joever
Damn this helps me sleep easily thanks darlingstrawb I really appreciate bc I been having a hard time trying to sleep bc of work, being a trainer, and being famous so I really appreciate it
Ha never been called pumpkin before. My toxic thoughts are just a part of me now like another personality. Affection is something I don't get ever so I'd be hella freaked out if someone that liked me or just randomly hugged me. I love the work so keep it up and people's days happy for me💝
Well, I’ve officially realized how screwed and lonely I am. I am so ducked with my stacked pile of mental problems. I had a girlfriend for about 3 weeks then she broke up with me and why did she break up with me? Because I am in her words “too broken”, apparently I’m so mentally broken I can’t even be loved anymore. I bloody thought our relationship was good but my broken brain ruined it all I guess.
Nah G, I’m sorry to hear that man; I can’t pretend I know how you feel, but what I do know is that maybe try and work on yourself a bit. Not like in a bad way bro, I mean like try to take up some new hobbies or habits. Maybe you’ll find a new interest, or find better coping mechanisms. Cooking is attractive and a good thing to be skilled at.😉 maybe you could put some energy into something like that. No doubt just being able to cook will get you in the top 20% of men bro. Maybe I’m just talking out my ass, but I think making a change would probably help. Put yourself before others bro. Just being confident in yourself will make you a lot more attractive. Take care of yourself man, goodluck bro.
Reasons why I relate to cats 1# I'm lazy 2# Tsundere 3# Love headpats 4# can be clingy... only if I allow it 5# Don't sleep at night 6# will tilt my head back when booped on the nose 7# might bite you... affectionately
![caring girlfriend tucks you in ❤️ (F4M) [cuddling] [wholesome] [asmr rp]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/O5xSoryGL-A/mqdefault.jpg)
![caring girlfriend tucks you in ❤️ (F4M) [cuddling] [wholesome] [asmr rp]](/img/tr.png)
![sweet cuddles with your clingy girlfriend 💞 (F4A) [compliments] [sleep aid] [asmr]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2CAvomooUCo/mqdefault.jpg)
![girlfriend comforts you with cuddles 💞 (F4A) [comfort for depression] [i'm here] [asmr roleplay]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/87D3OBfk0xc/mqdefault.jpg)
![first time being held by your girlfriend 💞 (F4M) [comfort] [asmr audio] [sweet cuddles] [rain]](/img/1.gif)
I love Neko listener audios, they almost always come with headpats
@@bottomfrag8936 Tag, mention of ears+tail, scritchies, several mentions of the listener being a neko uhm. I'm not sure how this isn't a neko listener audio? What even *are* your qualifications? I mean, my entire 'brand' is only making neko listener scripts so if I'm not doing that I'd like to know.
or are you referring to the fact that neko literally means cat and ignoring colloquial usage as cat-person?
@@bottomfrag8936 Did you read the title
@@MaxtheKat oh hey you’re the person that made the script, yeah? It’s a really good one bro
@@TaGF_Tomcat Yep! I use this account cause I'm lazy, but at least I have in my bio + use the same profile image... Also, thank you, glad you enjoyed it ^^
@@MaxtheKat that’s awesome bro, keep up the good work
I'm literally crying cause I really wish I had someone like this
Be based. Keep moving and take a risk! Failed? Try again! Failed again? Try again! Keep trying until you get it! Screw up a few times and you start to learn what not to do.
Felt that
@@BigMacDaddy0 Yeah
Crying cause I’ll never have this
@@Fammo same
Darlingstrawb: “Good boy”
Me: Dies
I feel
I will revive you, this vid put me in a good mood
I agree
fr like if a girl tells me that i'd fucking die
TFW you accidentally make a really good asmr script; also, that was amazingly well done 11/10 glad that you enjoyed my script enough to do this!
aw im glad you liked it!!!!
Objection: 17/10
If there was a perfect way to end off a night…this is what it would be like. Just spending those moments of the night…chilling with your loved one…cuddling as the rain pours down hard outside
Gasp! Sad boy!
Gonna have the best nap of my life right now
- Lots of love from me and Wario
this is the most blessed comment ive read this week
Wah
Wwwwaaaaaaaaaaa
i wish i was wario
Nice new pfp
the art & background you choose for these is always way cool!
and i like the sounds of all those tags, i'll be asleep in no time :))
Oooo dexo roast em
“It’s 2am, what is downstairs that you so desperately need”
Water
Yes
😂
The best part about knife’s day is cuddling with her!
Yo I posted a pic of you on my insta, hope you don't mind mr. Knife :)
Knife sure is a sharp dresser
@@slateriver0073 this guy, right here
Hello Mr. knife
And how are you this evening Mr knife?
This video made me discover something about myself and I'm not sure whether to be thankful or upset about it
Its so adorable when the listener is a neko because it makes me all warm inside, please keep doing audios with that in mind! They are just so cute!!
Neko listener AND good boy??
Yes pls.
Thank you. This made me feel very loved!
Warm and embracing, I hope to find a woman like this one day strong caring and kind. Love your vids Strawb you just got yourself another follower. I am rooting for you.
I spent an hour searching for this again; My reaction:
*You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you.*
I was about to pass out and was so surprised when she knew it was 2am I forgot this audio was prerecorded for a second :P
This is a good way to end the day. College is going to be rough before the holidays, and I can totally relate to the struggle of keeping a team working. I sometimes feel like the bad guy on the situation, and it really stresses me out
@@Bob-xw4pu Wow, what an idea! Can't believe I didn't think of that!
@@Bob-xw4pu don't watch the video and the pain that is you would be out of our asses
If you can sum this whole channel in three words the words would be. Wholesome. As. Hell. (love your work)
I hadn't checked the channel, and I looked with a chant of wholesome, no horny
@@Grimaldus18 yep there is no horny here. Just wholesome content
@@Bob-xw4pu nope I am not kidding
@@Bob-xw4pu well I guess I can’t top that. You got me
@@sapfling1812 truly wonderful
I had a very long day at work and a rough evening at home today you have no idea how much I needed to hear this video.
Very relaxing! Thank you.
you are super welcome
Anyone else defiantly say "watch me" in perfect form with the script?
Also had Poe saying it in my head really driving home the spite!
Damn bro, never cried this much in my life, cuz I ruined relationships because I was to afraid to tell the truth to crushes or just not noticing they liked me. If only I could turn back time, could've had someone like this, could really use it rn with the work that's been piling up with me and my cousin dying, then my dog. Then my Grandma, then my cousin had an alcohol overdose, hasn't been the most enjoyable few years
Oof bro, sorry to hear this. I've also lost a couple of people close to me, but hopefully there's something happy just around the corner waiting for us to get to it.
A haiku about cuddles. Ahem:
I'm safe in your arms
My heart feels so safe with you
Holding me so tight
Man, you're the best
@@salieri_sg9413 Aww, thank you my friend
It's snowing on Mount fuji
Every time I see you.. man my heart warms up. No homo
I think this is the best haiku from you, ngl
I've never listened to a neko listener video before but since you made it it's bound to be great😌👌🏽
The best day of a simps life is waiting for a girlfriend roleplay & that's facts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate simps
@@chickenflavor9880 simps who you calling simp 🥺
Ahh I need this after having a horrible day at work thank you for helping me sleep darlingstrawb you made my day better
This video is amazing and the triggers were really relaxing keep up the great work
holy heck i had so many tingles after so much time.
I too cannot sleep at the moment, unfortunately my wife is away and I am in fact not a Neko, so that means it is time for a nice glass of milk
Heck, I might even make it a chocolate
You just made me realiase I can make chocolate milk or eat ice cream, thank you ex-president
@@real_smilegamez amen partner, that’s what I’m here for
This is now my favorite audio, thank you
Yo is she keeping me captivated Like tf
God, I love your voice and the sweet wholesomeness you whisper to us is so adorably lovely and heartwarming
"Why are you accepting more when you're already at work?"
*One more big score and we're off to Tahiti, baby*
Congratulations, you’ve just made a man cry after more than a year of not crying. Such a good video
THIS SCRIPT READ MY MIND.
IMMA SOLO CAREY THE ENTIRE DAMN COMPANY WATCH ME.
“Watch Me?
Yeah watch yourself run into the ground.”
Damnit
I think I’m cooked, I’m about to do 4 peoples jobs this month and she randomly says “you can’t solo carry a company” and I said “watch me” irl. It’s so joever
At this point we are setting the table for Christmas dinner in the comments with all the cutlery present
And the food
@@Bob-xw4pu I can't believe we got you for Christmas, I'm disappointed
Dear Diary: Today the female in my sleep aid ASMR called me a redditor.
The shifting from 1 ear to another makes me shiver😳😬
that small comment resonated with me, considering I'm a 5'4, 135 lb, male 21 year old. Keep up the good work, always helps me relax :)
Damn this helps me sleep easily thanks darlingstrawb I really appreciate bc I been having a hard time trying to sleep bc of work, being a trainer, and being famous so I really appreciate it
awwwww.... i love the background I rate the whole thing 1000/10. remembers me of her💘🥰
So this is the feeling of not being lonely,. Hmmmm. I feel more empty now.
Also feel jealous of people with girlfriends. Muffin sad
"Babe, you can't solo carry an entire company"
"Watch me? Yeah, I'll watch you run yourself into the ground"
*Ah yes the perfect woman*
had to wait till late at night to listen to this for the immersion
*doesn’t know what’s going on*
*is happy to be here anyway*
I give this video 10 headpats out of 10. Please make more so I can overdose on cuteness, thank you.
Her:" You can't solo carry a company"
Me:" whna fucking bet!😠"
Mt first response is that what is wrong with me lol
Lovely audio, I hope you’re doing well Strawb
@@Bob-xw4pu ok dream
Melting my little icy heart 🥺🖤
damn... it's the "I got you" for me.
this really helped me sleep while having a hangover
Who else nodding to what she says?
It's so immersive
Your voice is so relaxing...
Yay! I’ll get a epic sleep tonight! Thank you strawb!
I need this
I need me a girl that calls me a good boy
Don’t we all?
Im so lucky I have one, listened to this while she was away
I need a girl that
"You are strong, but you don't need to be strong anymore." Oh my god, I just wish someone would say this to me!
I also tried to put a comment on this video a few days ago, but it disappeared.
I cry everytime I listen to this
Same bro
Willy Wonka approves this video
Have a Wonka Bar 🍫
Thank you for making me come to my senses
You know you've hit rock bottom when
Felt that to much
ye, ik
Ha never been called pumpkin before. My toxic thoughts are just a part of me now like another personality. Affection is something I don't get ever so I'd be hella freaked out if someone that liked me or just randomly hugged me. I love the work so keep it up and people's days happy for me💝
How's the infinite tsukuyomi thing going?
@@salieri_sg9413 hehe well I destroyed my planet so I'm here now. Don't worry won't do it again
@@Bob-xw4pu plus it's fuckin wrong
I'm crying because I wish I had love
tutorial on how to get this irl?
It's 2am when I'm watching this. Let's go.
Yay! Darlinstrawb for the win!
Roman shall allow these “head pats”
Another certified hood classic!
GONNA BE ALONE FOREVER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯
This is the best!
Oh Hell Yesh Prayers been Answered !!
Just finished a rough 20 hour at McDonalds, I really needed this
Way late to this. As a cat person this hits home. Thank you Ma'am *purrs*
“Big words coming to someone your size”
Me:Well,you arent wrong persay
Good video! ❤️ I love you!
Hug on you Darlingstrawb, I Hope you had a good day take care of yourself
Yeeeess strawb excellent
A work of art
Saving this for my bedtime tonight. Thanks for the banger audio as always Strawb.
best vid ever
Spoon may be an expert at spooning, but he cannot begin to dream of matching her cuddliness!
It is the spoon, the best eating utensil
Back in the drawer Spoon
I can’t listen to this without crying
Hopefully it does the same thing for me tonight
I’ve made the professional decision to just give up
Good choice bro
this is exactly what i needed tonight!
i'm still crying about my ex who broke up with me two weeks ago, lol
Knock knock
@@Monika-yc8kl
who's there?
@@littlegloom not your gf
@@Monika-yc8kl
well, seeing as i dun have one, i wasn't expecting it to be her? :0
Thank you 🥰🥰
Her: what’s so important about getting up at 2am to go downstairs
Me: water
I forgot this was a Neko video for a second so when she said kitten I immediately got Discord flashbacks 💀
When she said it’s two am it was literally 2 am for me
Well, I’ve officially realized how screwed and lonely I am. I am so ducked with my stacked pile of mental problems. I had a girlfriend for about 3 weeks then she broke up with me and why did she break up with me? Because I am in her words “too broken”, apparently I’m so mentally broken I can’t even be loved anymore. I bloody thought our relationship was good but my broken brain ruined it all I guess.
Nah G, I’m sorry to hear that man; I can’t pretend I know how you feel, but what I do know is that maybe try and work on yourself a bit. Not like in a bad way bro, I mean like try to take up some new hobbies or habits. Maybe you’ll find a new interest, or find better coping mechanisms. Cooking is attractive and a good thing to be skilled at.😉 maybe you could put some energy into something like that. No doubt just being able to cook will get you in the top 20% of men bro. Maybe I’m just talking out my ass, but I think making a change would probably help. Put yourself before others bro. Just being confident in yourself will make you a lot more attractive. Take care of yourself man, goodluck bro.
I have yet to finish this audio bc it keeps putting me to sleep
Gorgeous
Man if only I was in a relationship like this but all my relationships are like boats and all were named the Titanic
The Ara Ara vibe was too stronk.
Nothing better than being called kitten
Fork does not have many of the facial features she described, but he appreciates the attempt
Neither does knife
UN UN UN
“cuddle with me, ok?” done.
Every neko listener things I listen to we always have work problems and the other person has to stop us every time
I just want someone like that but it will never happen
NEKO LISTENER YESSSS!!!!!!
Reasons why I relate to cats
1# I'm lazy
2# Tsundere
3# Love headpats
4# can be clingy... only if I allow it
5# Don't sleep at night
6# will tilt my head back when booped on the nose
7# might bite you... affectionately
in 1000 years, this could be real