Endless Pain And Suffering

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @benhughes1583
    @benhughes1583 4 года назад +3754

    Sean: *makes weird noise*
    Everyone else: “what was that turg”?
    Sean: *goes with the flow*

  • @ka0ticboi369
    @ka0ticboi369 4 года назад +2270

    I just love how they turn more Irish when they get together. Edit: I felt so weird that I misspelled how and had to edit this.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 4 года назад +4374

    I would die for Turg

  • @pr1nce0fh3ll9
    @pr1nce0fh3ll9 4 года назад +5791

    They seriously should just make another RUclips channel called “5 angry Irishmen” and its just these 5 lads doing videos together of just pure Irish rage

    • @Rixxalight
      @Rixxalight 4 года назад +184

      have you met kevin?? he very rarely gets angry

    • @gwinnellheald8592
      @gwinnellheald8592 4 года назад +218

      @@Rixxalight he can provide the pyrotechnics 😂

    • @Rixxalight
      @Rixxalight 4 года назад +78

      @@gwinnellheald8592 and I will. Support dear leader graciously if it comes to that

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +56

      Pure Irish rage is someone spitting in their pint

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +26

      Rixxalight Kevin is the vanoss of Ireland, never seen angry

  • @DeeFightingDreamer
    @DeeFightingDreamer 4 года назад +3846

    I love how Kevin steals literally every show just by being himself

    • @jacob8116
      @jacob8116 4 года назад +206

      Do you mean our glorious leader
      Jim Pickens? If yes, you are correct.

    • @ALIMALI-gb6gl
      @ALIMALI-gb6gl 4 года назад +118

      @@jacob8116 you misspelled turg

    • @YesNo-it6ku
      @YesNo-it6ku 4 года назад +95

      TURG TURG TURG

    • @MC-rz1po
      @MC-rz1po 4 года назад +31

      I fecken love turg

    • @medusathedecepticon
      @medusathedecepticon 4 года назад +4

      They all do

  • @bjhollings1417
    @bjhollings1417 4 года назад +2604

    I love how Jack is starting to play with these guys more often

    • @RVAN-OFFICIAL
      @RVAN-OFFICIAL 4 года назад +13

      Same

    • @tbk1033
      @tbk1033 4 года назад +119

      I prefer when he plays with other Irish people, its funnier and i feel hes much happier playing with them

    • @Lord_Azazel_Official
      @Lord_Azazel_Official 4 года назад +14

      It Sure Is A LOT Funnier!

    • @slug8039
      @slug8039 4 года назад +12

      Ryan Andrew Preston TURG TURG TURG

    • @thebugbear9198
      @thebugbear9198 4 года назад +1

      Just like the simulations

  • @bravehearticus
    @bravehearticus 4 года назад +2272

    “Social distancing is easy when no one likes you” so true

    • @gerardgarcia4005
      @gerardgarcia4005 4 года назад +14

      Oh so that’s why I have no friends...

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +4

      And that's the reason why I don't have any friends

    • @bigdaddyawsome5220
      @bigdaddyawsome5220 4 года назад

      Can you come watch my stream

    • @jacobguillerey4476
      @jacobguillerey4476 4 года назад +5

      So that's why i'm not sick.

    • @lilgecko
      @lilgecko 4 года назад +12

      Social distancing is an antisocial person's everyday goal

  • @conedvin
    @conedvin 4 года назад +771

    "turg, turg! blue shell!"
    *"turg isn't on the map enough to get a blue shell."*

  • @kaaiitlin
    @kaaiitlin 4 года назад +724

    “did I hit you right at the end?”
    *faint, squeaking noises of agony*

  • @BenjiM514
    @BenjiM514 4 года назад +1454

    “How good are you in Mariokart?”
    Jack: “I usually get 4th place”
    “Oh that’s not so ba-“
    “There’s only 5 people playing”

    • @HafidzMurshidie
      @HafidzMurshidie 4 года назад +73

      “Well, that’s still okay.. At least you’re not last..”
      “The last one is Turg..”
      “Oh.. That 4th place doesn’t mean a lot now.. He’s always last..”

    • @limpkola
      @limpkola 4 года назад +2

      Time stamp please? No please, I need it.

    • @Idunno1707
      @Idunno1707 4 года назад

      Dillin Weimer I think they’re just saying stuff that sounds like stuff Jack would say.

    • @jelyben2524
      @jelyben2524 4 года назад +2

      Amateur. I always got first. Mainly because I'm the only one playing, but im still good

  • @danharold5055
    @danharold5055 4 года назад +1972

    *"69 point you absolute sex icon"*
    -Diathi de nogla 2020

  • @thetoddishtales7928
    @thetoddishtales7928 4 года назад +571

    Last race.
    Turg:is in first
    Everyone on the planet:OH MY GOD!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!!!!

  • @pablovazquez-herrera5963
    @pablovazquez-herrera5963 4 года назад +1542

    Sean: I WON
    everyone else: still talking crap to eachother and completely ignored sean

    • @mwu365
      @mwu365 4 года назад +15

      Think he muted himself

    • @agirl824
      @agirl824 4 года назад +19

      thats the beauty of mario kart

    • @3DMasterST
      @3DMasterST 4 года назад

      Ouch

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 года назад +1

      that's very Irish

    • @etcetran3605
      @etcetran3605 4 года назад

      awwwww Sean

  • @Danmeilover69
    @Danmeilover69 4 года назад +916

    I love how the longer Jack talks to them the more Irish his voice becomes.

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +53

      He doesn’t really play with other Irish youtubers much so he doesn’t really seem as Irish as he actually is, this just brought him back to full Irish

    • @ruptastic5347
      @ruptastic5347 4 года назад +2

      So true

    • @Anthony-xp2kl
      @Anthony-xp2kl 4 года назад +2

      I mean hes irish as well lol

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +6

      He just talks a whole lot more like we actually do cuz the others can actually understand half of what he’s saying

    • @robust_cicada1067
      @robust_cicada1067 4 года назад +1

      Naomi Waters exactly!!

  • @hxney6585
    @hxney6585 4 года назад +1667

    I don’t know who Turg is but I was rooting for him. Turg is me when I play Mario cart. Not the best but excited to be included.

    • @desichii_2229
      @desichii_2229 4 года назад +200

      Roni Wolfe turg is our lord and savior also known as call me Kevin

    • @DoctorClef
      @DoctorClef 4 года назад +74

      TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

    • @Bending_Hectic
      @Bending_Hectic 4 года назад +19

      TruthfulFaces how dare you say the lords name in that way.

    • @purple_rxin
      @purple_rxin 4 года назад +14

      I didn’t get it at first I think it’s just one of his miis or something but I love it

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 4 года назад +6

      He is god

  • @henrywasden4838
    @henrywasden4838 4 года назад +451

    I love how his accent gets thicker when he's with the lads

  • @lucindamartin146
    @lucindamartin146 4 года назад +719

    Seán: already as Irish as the late late toy show.
    Seán with the lads: "up be jaysus. Der gos thurg. NO THURG NO! Jaysus christ. What de hell are ye doin!

  • @whatthefyt9061
    @whatthefyt9061 4 года назад +385

    Turg somehow manages to get sixth place when there are five of them

  • @TodoEnjoyer
    @TodoEnjoyer 4 года назад +173

    I love it when kevin just says quietly "blue shell coming in"

    • @aoife08619
      @aoife08619 4 года назад +10

      It's unlike him to be so polite about it though 😅

  • @sociallyineptbean1689
    @sociallyineptbean1689 4 года назад +241

    The ending was the purest thing I’ve ever witnessed that contained that much swearing

  • @Mel-lq9bw
    @Mel-lq9bw 4 года назад +764

    SAY IT WITH ME
    TURG TURG TURG

    • @ricardokujo3028
      @ricardokujo3028 4 года назад +3

      Ur profile says it all

    • @midnightnerd4310
      @midnightnerd4310 4 года назад +5

      *TURG TURG TURG*

    • @silverspectre69
      @silverspectre69 4 года назад +5

      *TURG TURG TURG*

    • @DoctorClef
      @DoctorClef 4 года назад +6

      **TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG**

    • @Lord_Azazel_Official
      @Lord_Azazel_Official 4 года назад +3

      (Sound of an Irish Mario-kart mini-gun) TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURGTURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TUR TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TRG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG
      (Out of ammo? here's some more!) TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TRG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG (Overheat and explode) TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURG
      Me editing: 24 line's of TURG who won?

  • @shoccoe
    @shoccoe 4 года назад +679

    The fact RT’s character isn’t I want die upsets me severely.

    • @Idunno1707
      @Idunno1707 4 года назад +78

      I want die would be to powerful and you know it.

    • @rachelhanger888
      @rachelhanger888 4 года назад +20

      Karkat Vantas
      That’s what you expect from a man who beat Matt, let’s be honest

    • @Idunno1707
      @Idunno1707 4 года назад +3

      UltraLyann _ yup

    • @thelambsauce7307
      @thelambsauce7307 4 года назад +6

      Karkat Vantas ur right, I want die would dominate

    • @thederptor2571
      @thederptor2571 4 года назад +5

      I think they didn't want to mix up turg and I want die.

  • @flarky6465
    @flarky6465 4 года назад +482

    A quote for the ages: *"I lost to Turg, guys."*

  • @kindapoetic
    @kindapoetic 4 года назад +254

    the way Kevin managed to create a cult just among his friends without even trying I--

  • @marksman4109
    @marksman4109 4 года назад +425

    "After this last one": Rainbow road
    "Alright after this. Who ever wins, wins all": rainbow road
    "Turg gotta win this and thats it": Rainbow road
    *Always be like that when u playing with the boys*

  • @thedarkni8691
    @thedarkni8691 4 года назад +137

    You know, it's impressive that Kevin somehow ends up with a cult following everytime he does something. The man is a legend.

  • @ohmbettafish323
    @ohmbettafish323 4 года назад +248

    1:31
    "Br- Brian's a racist!"
    "Well, he is!"
    "No, but you don't understand Jack! He is!"

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 4 года назад +185

    I love how Brian is still Brian and Daniel is still Daniel but Kevin become turg the entire game

  • @qpluto
    @qpluto 4 года назад +1416

    "Get some more original insults!"
    " *BRIAN'S A RACIST* "
    edit: 1.3K likes? noice. hope everyone is staying safe & healthy out there. :)

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 года назад +47

      Why does he hate races? NASCAR doesn’t deserve the hate

    • @assertedone7363
      @assertedone7363 4 года назад +3

      @@AMan-xz7tx aha, haha... funny

    • @qpluto
      @qpluto 4 года назад +42

      @@AMan-xz7tx we're all one race... the human r--
      _what about NASCAR??_

    • @samh6182
      @samh6182 4 года назад +1

      I read that as he said it

    • @hurby8260
      @hurby8260 4 года назад +2

      i just heard that as i read it

  • @alexmartin3433
    @alexmartin3433 4 года назад +485

    TURGTURGTURGTURG
    Kevin could start a cult if he wanted to

    • @desichii_2229
      @desichii_2229 4 года назад +63

      I_Like_Bears1 Ha ha his channel is a cult so allow me to introduce you to our lord and savior, Jim Pickens

    • @dripstolfo2491
      @dripstolfo2491 4 года назад +31

      For initiation you must torture at least 100 sims

    • @ap433
      @ap433 4 года назад +25

      trust me, he already has one

    • @kyyomilo
      @kyyomilo 4 года назад +12

      kevin's channel is already a cult :) and i'm okay with that

    • @shrekguy9549
      @shrekguy9549 4 года назад +9

      @@kyyomilo we have to be okay with that or else..

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName 4 года назад +277

    "He has 34 points so we've done 34 races"
    *OOF*

  • @xplodingmojo2087
    @xplodingmojo2087 4 года назад +422

    Mario kart: *exists*
    Irish lads every five 30 seconds: “TURG!!”

    • @SoProKToTheK
      @SoProKToTheK 4 года назад +2

      So wait, if its every five 30 sec, then its 2 min and 30 sec? XD

    • @xplodingmojo2087
      @xplodingmojo2087 4 года назад

      SoPro Bro's brain 100

    • @xplodingmojo2087
      @xplodingmojo2087 4 года назад +3

      SoPro Bro's i was like “so like 5... no, 30 seconds” and I didn’t fix my mistakes.

  • @kiro968
    @kiro968 4 года назад +81

    "69 POINTS YOU ABSOLUTE SEX ICON JACK!". Best sentence i heard in my entire life

  • @peepee-mg2bj
    @peepee-mg2bj 4 года назад +331

    "How Irish do you want this to be?"
    Jack: *yes*

  • @Sonaholic
    @Sonaholic 4 года назад +598

    "Alright 2 more rounds then we're done"
    *2 rounds later*
    "Let's at least finish it off with Rainbow Road"
    *After Rainbow Road*
    "Let's have the REAL Rainbow Road"
    *After N64 Rainbow Road*
    "Let's do the SNES Rainbow Road!"

    • @slash7687
      @slash7687 4 года назад +2

      What is your favorite color

    • @Sonaholic
      @Sonaholic 4 года назад +2

      Green

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 года назад +2

      @@slash7687
      Cerulean. Yours?

    • @berryamv2296
      @berryamv2296 4 года назад +2

      @@slash7687 green

    • @tengekyo
      @tengekyo 4 года назад +2

      slash yes

  • @meganackerman7736
    @meganackerman7736 4 года назад +311

    When ever I see one of Jacks videos with a strange title and a weird thumbnail I just immediately know that RT must be involved

  • @kenzieuchiha1191
    @kenzieuchiha1191 4 года назад +270

    "Endless pain and suffering"
    Somebody seems to have forgotten about the original ruiner of friendships, Uno

    • @yourlocalanimetaxes7061
      @yourlocalanimetaxes7061 4 года назад +1

      The game to ruiner of friendship is mario party

    • @WideMouth
      @WideMouth 4 года назад +1

      The granddaddy of friendship ruiners is Diplomacy (the board game).

    • @FilthTribeFTP
      @FilthTribeFTP 4 года назад +12

      Uno may destroy friendships, but monopoly tears families apart.

    • @yourlocalanimetaxes7061
      @yourlocalanimetaxes7061 4 года назад +2

      But what about mario party you can be at top for 5 seconds and then someone hit a browser and the person who landed on bowser gets all the stars *that's not how it's supposed to go*

    • @thatrandomguy9841
      @thatrandomguy9841 4 года назад

      Monopoly is the true og

  • @calimorale9880
    @calimorale9880 4 года назад +351

    To me the people in these videos are:
    -Jacksepticeye
    -That guy that sounds like high pitch jacksepticeye
    -Turg
    Everybody else

    • @egehanyigit1124
      @egehanyigit1124 4 года назад +2

      Callie Morales turg's clone
      A potato

    • @faris8745
      @faris8745 4 года назад

      Well Jack is high pitched already

    • @thederptor2571
      @thederptor2571 4 года назад +28

      Rtgame is just organized chaos.

    • @jaydonmagan4694
      @jaydonmagan4694 4 года назад +7

      Callie Morales Terroriser sounds more like Jack, except with a slightly deeper voice.

    • @pauravgulati1724
      @pauravgulati1724 4 года назад +2

      this is so sad am i the only one who wanted terroriser nogla and jack to play together

  • @jyquin5012
    @jyquin5012 4 года назад +90

    It's no wonder Turg was always in last when he didn't know how to drift.

    • @randysparks1271
      @randysparks1271 3 года назад

      Double credit!!! You watch Jack and your pfp is Ty

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 4 года назад +145

    "I don't know where any of the course is!"
    "Its in front of ya."

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +571

    Jack: Turg, you got to f*cking drift!!
    Turg: *falls off the ledge*
    Jack: You fell off, you bollocks!! Come on Turg!!
    Turg: *slips on a banana peel*
    Jack: Turg, that's a banana!!
    I laughed so hard at this part lol! 😂😂😂

    • @anxiousmess1787
      @anxiousmess1787 4 года назад +2

      Colleen Glanville time?

    • @FrenziedMew
      @FrenziedMew 4 года назад +1

      @@anxiousmess1787 last 4min

    • @arms3116
      @arms3116 4 года назад +1

      Specific time?

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +4

      Ok THAT is single handedly jacks most Irish moment ever forget about the entirety of that turbo dismount video this tops it off completely

    • @bellagarson9590
      @bellagarson9590 4 года назад +4

      20:42

  • @Bee-io9ec
    @Bee-io9ec 4 года назад +76

    Wow, watching this after Kevin’s video is such a thrill. The stakes are so much higher when you aren’t always in last.

  • @talkingbirdguy3049
    @talkingbirdguy3049 4 года назад +131

    "Where were you when Turg won?"
    Making chocolate milk to celebrate Turg's greatness.

    • @orion4624
      @orion4624 4 года назад +11

      I was there in the crowds, cheering Turg on... crying my eyes out once he passed that finish line... such a fine moment in human history...

    • @theperplexedparrot
      @theperplexedparrot 4 года назад +2

      There can only be one parrot.

    • @talkingbirdguy3049
      @talkingbirdguy3049 4 года назад +2

      @@theperplexedparrot My last name irl is pronounced parrot. What do you have?

    • @orion4624
      @orion4624 4 года назад +2

      @@talkingbirdguy3049 Ohhhhh, fight fight fight fight!

    • @theperplexedparrot
      @theperplexedparrot 4 года назад +2

      @@talkingbirdguy3049 Smith. Meaning I am the #1 Parrot. Just kidding btw. My channel name has been this forever.

  • @emilyrichards1868
    @emilyrichards1868 4 года назад +74

    4:49 I just realized Kevin was taking Jack’s advice when he titled his video “turg”

  • @MintleafCakes
    @MintleafCakes 4 года назад +259

    I'm going to watch everyone's perspective of this event that I can
    Because turg

  • @bloodmoonlps
    @bloodmoonlps 4 года назад +782

    "Come on the road is entirely straight!"
    The road : 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

  • @witherwolf3316
    @witherwolf3316 4 года назад +302

    "It's a democracy!"
    Brian: "I AM the Senate!"

  • @thedragonfromwales9978
    @thedragonfromwales9978 4 года назад +316

    Please do an Irish hour, maybe every month or 2 weeks where you just talk, play games and other shite with the other four Irish players

    • @hannahandersen6869
      @hannahandersen6869 3 года назад +2

      yes that’s a brilliant idea just get together and play games with the irish lads

  • @joedonovan3356
    @joedonovan3356 4 года назад +50

    Turg is actually really good at Mario kart. He just pretends he’s bad to give the others a chance. A true legend

  • @candix7077
    @candix7077 4 года назад +355

    One of them sounds exactly like jack when he yells and it’s killing my brain

    • @kirstenc4279
      @kirstenc4279 4 года назад +27

      I know
      I can’t tell if it’s either Daithi or Terrorizer.
      I think it’s terrorizer though.

    • @ashtonstone5908
      @ashtonstone5908 4 года назад +24

      It is terroriser

    • @kirstenc4279
      @kirstenc4279 4 года назад +5

      Ashton Stone
      Thanks.
      I didn’t know enough about Daithi and terrorizer to be able to tell.

    • @emmawagner1721
      @emmawagner1721 4 года назад +11

      Daithi's voice sounds like the bear filter on snapchat at all times😂 there's some help in telling

    • @jaydonmagan4694
      @jaydonmagan4694 4 года назад +6

      Place Holder just look up Terroriser and Mario Kart in the same sentence; those videos are ALL you need to get a good grip on how the gaming Terroriser usually is.

  • @rikitheheropon3781
    @rikitheheropon3781 4 года назад +53

    When Jack's in the lead: *Unintelligible cacophony of Irish screaming*

  • @mj-ug4tw
    @mj-ug4tw 4 года назад +424

    “Endless pain and suffering”
    Blue lamp in the background: 😔😔

    • @RubberyDucc
      @RubberyDucc 4 года назад +5

      he murdered his blue light in vr once
      saddest moment ever on the jacksepticeye variety channel

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +7

      He didn’t murder it he crippled it, that’s endless pain and suffering

    • @Yoshi76257
      @Yoshi76257 4 года назад +3

      m o l l y . e l v a wasn’t that over a year ago at this point?

    • @mj-ug4tw
      @mj-ug4tw 4 года назад +2

      Yoshi76257 ! Think so 😂

    • @narsicko6919
      @narsicko6919 4 года назад +2

      Blue Light going though some stuff right now.

  • @Skymoc4
    @Skymoc4 4 года назад +258

    Jack: *plays Mario kart*
    Me: :D
    Also Jack: " *I HATE MARIO KART* "
    Me: *D:*

  • @CoronaVirus-yv4tt
    @CoronaVirus-yv4tt 4 года назад +222

    Jack: "Endless pain and suffering"
    College students: First time?

    • @seven7seven547
      @seven7seven547 4 года назад +1

      Actually its three

    • @mattmccleskey9598
      @mattmccleskey9598 4 года назад +2

      Endless pain and suffering is more of a mario party thing especially 2-7

  • @chrissukle9929
    @chrissukle9929 4 года назад +65

    5 Irish lads screaming at each other over a Nintendo game: A damn good time.

  • @colinejayne
    @colinejayne 4 года назад +620

    I love how Jack’s accent gets stronger when he talks with his irish buds.
    sorry it’s the same comment from the last vid, didn’t see it lmao

    • @bloomingallium
      @bloomingallium 4 года назад +26

      His Irish magic grows stronger among other Irish

    • @UnStorm
      @UnStorm 4 года назад +10

      @@bloomingallium The Irish Magic is strongest when in groups

    • @zakinthos
      @zakinthos 4 года назад +2

      I made a reddit post on that recently on his subreddit lol

    • @solarflare3382
      @solarflare3382 4 года назад +3

      coline irish together strong.

    • @kemo1594
      @kemo1594 4 года назад

      weak of you to copy the exact same comment of Jack's previous Mario Kart video

  • @justadumb8864
    @justadumb8864 4 года назад +76

    Fun drinking game! Take a shot every time Turg is in last place.

  • @dragonhoffele
    @dragonhoffele 4 года назад +138

    Them screaming at each other with their accents full tilt.
    Me: I don’t know wtf they’re saying but honestly this is hilarious shit

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад +4

      DragonHoffele that’s the best part about us Irish u barely understand what we’re saying and an argument between two or more of us is just comedy gold

    • @somethingfunnyyt
      @somethingfunnyyt 4 года назад

      Just imagine what It’d be like in Ireland

    • @DemonSlayer-og8nm
      @DemonSlayer-og8nm 4 года назад

      Doxxed Info just hope it doesn’t happen in a pub out there, pretty high chance it’ll turn into a brawl

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName 4 года назад +126

    Lmao I love how Turg almost lost to the bot that replaced Jack

  • @silkyxcore5497
    @silkyxcore5497 4 года назад +71

    "Social distancing is easy when nobody like you."
    I feel personally attacked

    • @Akira-xm9ck
      @Akira-xm9ck 3 года назад

      You play gacha life you deserve it

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 3 года назад

      @@Akira-xm9ck You judge others for the game they play, you deserve it.

    • @Akira-xm9ck
      @Akira-xm9ck 3 года назад

      Whatever you say

    • @silkyxcore5497
      @silkyxcore5497 3 года назад

      Whatever you say

    • @Akira-xm9ck
      @Akira-xm9ck 3 года назад

      Okie dokie boomer

  • @kaidenterrana8450
    @kaidenterrana8450 4 года назад +196

    "Social distancing is easy if no one likes you" WAIT THAT'S SUCH A MOOD

    • @morthasagun
      @morthasagun 4 года назад +5

      I wish he would've also said something like, "Social distancing is easy if you're a hermit to begin with."

    • @TheWeirdKitty
      @TheWeirdKitty 4 года назад +2

      Ah fuck, is that why it feels like nothing has really changed yet

  • @assaultclassdroideka9922
    @assaultclassdroideka9922 4 года назад +161

    Jack: makes weird noise everyone else: blames turg Jack knowing he made the noise and has got away with it: "WORDS TURG WORDS" Jack in his mind "smooth seán smooth"

    • @blooddiamondmaster2906
      @blooddiamondmaster2906 4 года назад

      wrong sean

    • @audreywong7494
      @audreywong7494 4 года назад +2

      @@blooddiamondmaster2906 wrong Seán

    • @Marble_Tea
      @Marble_Tea 4 года назад

      @@audreywong7494 wrong shawn

    • @doctorg0996
      @doctorg0996 4 года назад

      caahle somadhi wrong Seán, his name is spelt Seán, pronounced Shawn.

    • @audreywong7494
      @audreywong7494 4 года назад

      @@doctorg0996 I think they said "wrong shawn" as a joke

  • @ezraprisc
    @ezraprisc 4 года назад +77

    where were u wen turg won?
    I was at house watching spidecey when phone ring
    'turg is win'
    'finally...'

  • @noyankeenobrim7308
    @noyankeenobrim7308 4 года назад +57

    No one using items as shields:
    People holding Robin back: calm down, calm down

  • @soupass1763
    @soupass1763 4 года назад +44

    Jack: you've got to fing drift
    Turg: falls off the map immediately

  • @Norgen2k
    @Norgen2k 4 года назад +29

    The irish gang should be named the spud buds,sean seems more happy playing with his fellow irishmen

  • @solomon_3236
    @solomon_3236 4 года назад +39

    "Its in front of ya"
    The road: ↖️↗️🔄🔃↖️⬅️⤵️⤴️↙️⬇️↪↩↘️➡️↔️

  • @rudycobos2221
    @rudycobos2221 4 года назад +304

    Jack a few hours earlier: NEMESIS IS AMAZING! Jack a few hours later: ENDLESS PAIN AND SUFFERING! His viewers: Jack? You okay?

    • @Xeema4869
      @Xeema4869 4 года назад +7

      Jack just hit Puberty, he's just having Mood swings don't worry

    • @reveadozier8772
      @reveadozier8772 4 года назад +2

      Gee DragonHeart OMG YES XD

    • @wert3087
      @wert3087 4 года назад

      that's just his bi-polar kicking in.

    • @ecenuraykt8827
      @ecenuraykt8827 4 года назад +1

      his Anti is showing, i guess...

  • @flamingocomplex7884
    @flamingocomplex7884 4 года назад +62

    This all just sounds like a football match went terribly..

  • @sixthmonthoftheyear
    @sixthmonthoftheyear 4 года назад +110

    One of these men sound exactly like younger Sean and I dont know how to feel

    • @amysalmon3185
      @amysalmon3185 4 года назад +10

      Terroriser?

    • @yeemawheaver1387
      @yeemawheaver1387 4 года назад +10

      Yea Terrorizer does sound like Jack, but with a higher pitched voice.

    • @justadumb8864
      @justadumb8864 4 года назад

      RT?

    • @kaelasurface1836
      @kaelasurface1836 4 года назад +1

      I thought I heard someone that sounds like Jack

    • @GD-vj5zc
      @GD-vj5zc 4 года назад

      The only one I can make out is Diathi

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +160

    Jack: *almost falls off the piano* Ooooooooooo!!!
    Brian: *mistakes Jack for Turg* Turg, are you alright!? Was that you Turg!?
    *"Turg's Out Of Oxygen, Ooooooo!!"*
    Turg: I was trying to say something!
    Jack: Words Turg words!!
    I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

    • @panixium
      @panixium 4 года назад +2

      It's a squadron of Irishmen, an average person probably wouldn't be able to even tell them apart in the first place

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +1

      Pannix DaBannix Especially if they are talking over each other lol! 😂😂😂

    • @panixium
      @panixium 4 года назад +1

      @@colleenglanville8293 Yuhp! Lol

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад

      Pannix DaBannix Yeah lol! 😂😂😂

  • @bubmeldore
    @bubmeldore 4 года назад +5

    The absolute excitement and chaos starting at 9:30 is just amazing. Everyone just screaming. Total Irish Energy

  • @eliminot3895
    @eliminot3895 4 года назад +217

    They all sound like Jack just in different pitches

    • @BreadMan434
      @BreadMan434 4 года назад +8

      Course they should, all Irish lads are just clones of each other

    • @desichii_2229
      @desichii_2229 4 года назад +3

      Kevin, or Turg as you may know him, is probably the least Irish sounding of the Irish lads, but the most Irish-blooded of the Irish lads

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 4 года назад +71

    The name of this episode should’ve been “Angry Irishmen Madness”

  • @crown4212
    @crown4212 4 года назад +5

    when you get off the scribillio episode where he ends the episode saying turg, and then come straight here to be greeted by an intro of turg, I honestly don't care that this isn't a meme time episode BELL OF SATISFYING!

  • @Zenzy
    @Zenzy 4 года назад +39

    The video summed up:
    - Irish Screaming
    - Irish Noises
    - Turg

  • @808wrld
    @808wrld 4 года назад +156

    Jack: I'M THE BEST MARIO KART PLAYER EVER
    Also Jack: Hits wall not even one second after saying that

    • @slash7687
      @slash7687 4 года назад

      What's your name how old are you and when is your birthday

    • @pexrox2248
      @pexrox2248 4 года назад +3

      @@slash7687 wtf

    • @808wrld
      @808wrld 4 года назад

      @@slash7687 bro wtf is wrong with u

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis 4 года назад +29

    “2 Turg to Furious” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Liam_Reese
    @Liam_Reese 4 года назад +543

    Jacksepticeye: I'm Irish
    Flag from his profile: American
    *Jacksepticeye Exposed...*

    • @mylenchintalacheruvu7558
      @mylenchintalacheruvu7558 4 года назад +4

      Omg 😱😱😱😱😱

    • @s0ggy_flannel
      @s0ggy_flannel 4 года назад +5

      and he lives in the uk

    • @zacharydragonore3895
      @zacharydragonore3895 4 года назад +2

      Have u seen his other vid

    • @sophie-zp6mz
      @sophie-zp6mz 4 года назад +1

      He is irish and moved to britton hes irish have u not seen the video where everyone playing had an irish flag except jack leave him he is irish

    • @ADVxxxxx
      @ADVxxxxx 4 года назад +5

      “Leave him” is that a threat?

  • @lime_9284
    @lime_9284 4 года назад +70

    TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG TURG

  • @TheKeller101
    @TheKeller101 4 года назад +39

    9:23 who was Jack's hype man there? I can't tell one irshman from the next
    I legitimately clapped for Jack because of the hype man

    • @harishyqchy
      @harishyqchy 4 года назад +10

      TheKeller101 It was Daithi

  • @projectarma
    @projectarma 4 года назад +35

    Jacks friends: normal Irish accent. Jack: DING DING DING IRISH NOISE!!!!

  • @kiwibutters5953
    @kiwibutters5953 4 года назад +56

    Just waltzed in here from an old "How to be Irish" video. I still don't know what's going on but I can confirm that there is definitely something Irish going on.

  • @captainslut.1650
    @captainslut.1650 4 года назад +14

    Ah, nogla hasn't changed a bit in the last 3 years. He is still just the same old nogla. Bless his soul man.

  • @fishium
    @fishium 4 года назад +23

    I'm so happy that Jack and Kevin have finally found each other

  • @spazzmania5798
    @spazzmania5798 4 года назад +2351

    Petition for the lads to play Animal crossing together
    |
    V

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 4 года назад +33

    Jack getting 69 points is the best thing ever.

  • @indeidk
    @indeidk 4 года назад +196

    “Social distancing is easy when nobody likes you”
    Me in a nutshell

  • @CuppaTeaExe
    @CuppaTeaExe 4 года назад +16

    “I dont know where the track is”
    “Its in front of ya”

  • @diamondshines2634
    @diamondshines2634 4 года назад +9

    Hearing five Irishmen yelling at each other is the highlight of my day.

  • @lazyfish7675
    @lazyfish7675 4 года назад +48

    Please do more with CallMeKevin, I feel you two play off each other well (when you actually interact through all the others that is)

  • @MasterTevs
    @MasterTevs 4 года назад +72

    Drinking game : Take a shot of water everytime someone swears or says "bois".
    Edit : I'm sorry, "BÄISS"

    • @aloe475
      @aloe475 4 года назад +13

      better yet, take a shot every time someone says "TURG!!!"

  • @kratoscallofduty
    @kratoscallofduty 4 года назад +10

    5:59--When the irish don't know the difference between a circle and an oval.

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +168

    Kevin: Guys, I'm gonna use my blue shells.
    Brian: Nooo Don't!
    Jack: Yeah, do it do it do it, Brian's way out ahead of us.
    Brian: Noooo!! Turg!!! Turg!!!
    Kevin: It's a democracy! *throws his blue shell*
    Brian: B*llsh*t democracy!! *gets hit by the blue shell* Oh! You obsequious little sh*t!
    I died lol! 😂😂😂

  • @birdbrain7620
    @birdbrain7620 4 года назад +87

    Me grew up on Super Mario Cart:
    Jake: Endless pain and Suffering
    Me: * nods in agreement*

    • @galaxydoes8034
      @galaxydoes8034 4 года назад +3

      Sir! Sir! I found the fuckery! You spelled it Cart instead of Kart!

    • @whydoidothis1410
      @whydoidothis1410 4 года назад +1

      Along with Jack!

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 4 года назад +2

      @@galaxydoes8034 I mean, it's probably just auto-correct but whatever

    • @birdbrain7620
      @birdbrain7620 4 года назад +2

      Oh sh!t sorry I did spell Jack and Kart wrong ... DAMN AUTOCORRECT!!!!

    • @digitalgamer457
      @digitalgamer457 4 года назад +2

      @@birdbrain7620 it happens to the best of us kid.

  • @ayanmirani1787
    @ayanmirani1787 4 года назад +23

    Rain sounds like jack when his hair was still green.

  • @dracenpedersen6581
    @dracenpedersen6581 4 года назад +81

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Every Irishman ever: TURG!!!

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 года назад +54

    Everyone: *are on the Baby Park*
    Turg: What is this track!?
    Jack: It's just a circle.
    I mean that is kind of obvious lol! 😂😂😂

  • @destinitra
    @destinitra 4 года назад +15

    Old man voice: "I remember in the year 2020 I saw a caveman win a mario kart race" xD

  • @dakotaiscoolify
    @dakotaiscoolify 4 года назад +22

    I love how Jack’s inner Irish humor is exploding in this series.