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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 9 лет назад +440

    If Patrice would have wrote that book, it would be a best seller, and would have reached Biblical status among Men.

    • @RSD22.
      @RSD22. 6 лет назад +13

      One of MGTOWs sacred texts bro

    • @mastercontender6139
      @mastercontender6139 5 лет назад +9

      His wife released a book recently and it’s basically what she learnt from him and she wrote it in his honour... I haven’t read it yet but I’ve heard good things

    • @aureliovalverde-morales1266
      @aureliovalverde-morales1266 5 лет назад +11

      Lets just be happy with even being given this info because he could have took his philosophy to the grave

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 4 года назад +11

      There's a fairly well made fan made book that's more or less a compilation of a lot of what Patrice says on O&A and The Black Phillip Show. Look up "Men it's Your Fault" by Mr. Kalm.

    • @ericcooper627
      @ericcooper627 4 года назад +1

      I think there is enough Patrice material to write a book bill burr his long term good friend and Patrice girl should get together and do it! The money should go to patrice’s girl for being his ride or die bitch and I think Patrice would want that to happen!!!!

  • @prakash5795
    @prakash5795 7 лет назад +434

    I wish he could have had just 10 more years

    •  4 года назад +12

      Emperor Napoleon I would resurrect Patrice before Christ if I could.

    • @rofl_waffl
      @rofl_waffl 4 года назад +61

      I'd take years off of my own to bring back Patrice, he's helped so many men and could do so much more

    • @lifeismeaningless5512
      @lifeismeaningless5512 3 года назад +16

      @@rofl_waffl that’s some real shit

    • @connergehdatbahng
      @connergehdatbahng 3 года назад +6

      Imagine the theories he would have gifted to the common man 🙏🙏🙏

    • @rawsko0316
      @rawsko0316 3 года назад +2

      @@rofl_waffl agreed, I believe I'd do the same. His words have helped my life advance.

  • @FuuKwon
    @FuuKwon 11 лет назад +166

    moral: do not simp

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 4 года назад +27

      7 years ago??

    • @tk..
      @tk.. 4 года назад +22

      Damn, you were linguistically ahead of everyone 7 years wtf

    • @bl1398
      @bl1398 4 года назад +11

      @@tk.. 23:30 in the video Patrice calls out the guy as being a “sympathizer”

    • @Nostrum19
      @Nostrum19 3 года назад +3

      simp existed 8 years ago wtf ???

    • @jghifiversveiws8729
      @jghifiversveiws8729 3 года назад +4

      Apparently the term Simp hit critical mass recently, at least for the younger generations, in truth people were saying it long before then.

  • @JuanDominguez-km7im
    @JuanDominguez-km7im 9 лет назад +101

    train your girl

  • @dlbentertainment
    @dlbentertainment 11 лет назад +146

    I remember a while back an ex of mine asked me if I would defend her in a fight, I told her not if she started it. He kinda had a point.

    • @sineadcampbell5147
      @sineadcampbell5147 7 лет назад +20

      No shit, if you start a fight don't expect someone to finish it for you. I think only pussywhipped guys step in to finish what their chick starts.

    • @thinkman2467
      @thinkman2467 2 года назад +13

      more than kinda, many men have died and spent years incarcerated for women's ego, or need for validation. Meanwhile the women will be on to the next guy while a man's dead or rotting in a cell.

    • @SaltySeaCaptain
      @SaltySeaCaptain 2 года назад +1

      @@thinkman2467 So true man. My last girl kept telling me some guy was being a creep to her at the bar on my birthday when I was near blackout not thinking straight. Went up to the dude and asked him to apologize he calls me a pussy and I punched him, immediately start getting jumped and got a bruised rib. If I didn't have my buddies there I would've gotten the shit beat out of me.

    • @thinkman2467
      @thinkman2467 2 года назад +4

      @@SaltySeaCaptain Thanks to the internet men are compiling data, and comparing notes. Like Patrice said men are how ever many years behind women, but we're catching up.

    • @Vintagenegro
      @Vintagenegro 2 года назад

      I'm not doing shit.

  • @treid100182
    @treid100182 7 лет назад +48

    Patrice was GREAT! Nothing like a Big, Black man with Irish ancestry TELLING IT like IT IS.
    R.I.P, Patrice.

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 4 года назад +80

    Another frustrating thing girls do, is shout "What, why are you whispering!?!?" When you're trying to discreetly say something to her so she can avoid doing something awkward in sensitive circumstances.
    Just tactless, zero self awareness

    • @alecburris4225
      @alecburris4225 4 года назад +14

      Fr, if anyone is ever whispering its HEAVILY implied that whatever your saying is supposed to be a secret

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 года назад +21

      @@alecburris4225 A man & his new fiancée are meeting his extended family for the first time. The news is on in the background while they're talking in the living room, & the reporters bring up the suicide of a high profile, convicted criminal in his jail cell. His fiancée points to the tv & abruptly says "what a coward, suicide is for cowards!"
      The family conversation grinds to a halt, everyone is quickly trying to change the subject. The man whispers to his fiancée "my aunt on the couch over there lost her youngest daughter to suicide, so try not-" then his fiancée yells "What? Why are you whispering!?!?"
      The aunt awkwardly stands up & slowly walks out of the room. I know this isn't the best scenario to lay out my point, but you probably get what I'm saying..
      It's unbelievable how some girls go their entire lives, letting their beauty do the heavy lifting for their personality, & never bother trying to develop any charisma or charm, common sense etc. Then us guys have to teach them how to be a somewhat decent human being. Guys can be the same way, but it's an overwhelmingly common occurrence in young females

    • @tobymcgroby8967
      @tobymcgroby8967 4 года назад +3

      I'm probably gonna regret that comment when I try to host the Oscars one day lol🙈

    • @muffinman2946
      @muffinman2946 4 года назад +16

      It's not self awareness, in their heads they think you're a punk for whispering and are shouting in defiance to force you into the stupid situation you're trying to avoid.

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 3 года назад +2

      @@muffinman2946 I thought about that too, but you gotta pick your battles, even pimps gotta be discreet sometimes. They aren't that smart.

  • @RAM6165
    @RAM6165 9 лет назад +66

    Patrice was spot on. Women will get you fucked up. lol

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip  11 лет назад +40

    Haha, good to hear. It's a goof on Dr.Phil, Patrice was called the black Dr. Phil

  • @Senwot2000
    @Senwot2000 3 года назад +30

    13:50 is exactly why Opie is so hated. Patrice was PREACHING and Ant was learning…then here comes Opie…”Alright, I’ve gotta go to the phones…” 🤬🤬

    • @daquansbussy4288
      @daquansbussy4288 2 года назад +6

      NOPIE

    • @halvey8518
      @halvey8518 Месяц назад

      10:30 Bro nothing pisses me off more than fucking Dopie throwing in these dumbass callers in

  • @notfunni
    @notfunni 11 лет назад +49

    So fucking true, so fucking true.
    Pretty sad that he is gone now I would pay to hear him just talk, not stand up but just talk. I would literally attend a seminar on how to watch paint dry if he was running it.

  • @DanielRodriguez-nd1rp
    @DanielRodriguez-nd1rp 2 года назад +25

    13:20 Patrice predicted will and chris rock perfectly they almost fought because shes an out of control women who gets offended and now he has to be a man and protect his wifes honour

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 7 лет назад +90

    We need an army of Patrice's to get us out of this shitstorm we found ourselves in these days.

  • @louiscypher7090
    @louiscypher7090 7 лет назад +62

    For him not to get pissed at that last caller but instead explain hie position was a stand up thing to do. And made the caller look stupid at the same timr.

  • @sgame79
    @sgame79 11 лет назад +32

    Call from Captain Save-A-Ho himself at 23:29.

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 2 года назад +20

    Do a search for the "Who bitch this is" clip.
    It was some fighting game tournament. A guy stands up and starts grandstanding to the crowd. Some hambeast womanthing grabs him and starts trying to throw him down. The dude just looks at her, and without hitting or even wrestling her, just holds her back and starts looking to the crowd shouting, "Who bitch this is?"
    Dude knew the proper response was to lay the blame on her male handler for letting her run loose, like a rowdy dog off a leash.

    • @Zzz-j2f
      @Zzz-j2f 2 года назад

      Sit yo ass down BWOAH!

    • @Wrecked_it_ralf
      @Wrecked_it_ralf 2 года назад

      Guilty Gear gets crazy 😂

  • @Blackphillipsupporter
    @Blackphillipsupporter Год назад +1

    I just wish I could somehow thank him for all the wisdom he gave all of us

  • @aleccope1320
    @aleccope1320 2 года назад +8

    Patrice left when we needed him most

  • @jamescole3795
    @jamescole3795 9 лет назад +19

    GENIUS!! Hate the fact that he ´s gone.

  • @timshrader64
    @timshrader64 10 лет назад +98

    I really wish Patrice was around to clear up all the bullshit in 2014.

  • @SaneHolladay
    @SaneHolladay 11 лет назад +11

    And thus began the black Phillip movement lol I love it

  • @fynworld
    @fynworld 7 лет назад +14

    We need this man now more than ever. RIP

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip  11 лет назад +10

    I had definitely thought I got that already. Thanks for the heads up, it's gonna be the next one I upload for sure

  • @sammcmillan1963
    @sammcmillan1963 7 лет назад +9

    when I was 14 I went to a movie theater in 1992 and the whole back row was like def comedy jam they were drinking 40s smoking a blunt. nobody said shit to them . they had me cracking the fuck up. when the movie let out at 1 am me and my friend were just walking behind them in awe they did not give a fuck. I never had so much fun at the movies.

  • @ZthaIncredible
    @ZthaIncredible 10 лет назад +17

    On behalf of the theatre... lmao

    • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
      @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat 4 года назад

      That should be the courtesy request at the end of the movie previews. *woman robot voice* “Please silence all cellphones.....and on behalf of the theatre.....please shut the fuck up. Enjoy your feature presentation!”

  • @Sk8x4x3v3r
    @Sk8x4x3v3r 4 года назад +15

    Patrice always kicking that free game
    Pimpology 101

  • @Dexit88
    @Dexit88 10 лет назад +33

    Based on what happen in Time Square in July, Anthony proved once again how much he listened and respected Patrice

    • @timmyOG
      @timmyOG 10 лет назад +2

      Makes sense...

    • @a.j.9727
      @a.j.9727 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah? What happened?

    • @CodeBleu724
      @CodeBleu724 3 года назад +4

      @@a.j.9727 He didn't shoot her when she physically attacked him. Instead, Ant unleashed holy hell on her on Twitter and got fired for his choice of words.

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 7 лет назад +3

    7:00 so true...thought I was only one who noticed this mainly in big cities..not all of them obviously but most.

    • @ChanceSeymore
      @ChanceSeymore 5 лет назад +1

      supastar
      So fuckin true. White girl entitlement. Can’t stand that shit

  • @antonio8904100
    @antonio8904100 9 лет назад +84

    Damn do I miss Patrice. That theater scenario happened to me plenty of times being an Italian kid dating black women living in a black area. So many pointless fights that I had to handle all cause she wanted to talk shit. Better off straight jackin

  • @MikeRecinecomedy
    @MikeRecinecomedy 11 лет назад +7

    Please keep putting these videos together.

  • @brodieyake7735
    @brodieyake7735 5 лет назад +4

    This is the greatest video title in the history of the internet.

  • @jaswinderparmar3567
    @jaswinderparmar3567 6 лет назад +7

    RIP
    YOU BLACK ANGEL

  • @salazam
    @salazam 4 года назад +3

    This episode was it! The genesis of Black Phillip!!!!

  • @tolloromassi99
    @tolloromassi99 3 года назад +1

    25:11 The birth of BlackPhilip 😂😂😂
    Pissed off guy on the phone rocks man. He gave us the black doctor Phil....

  • @edwordturner8484
    @edwordturner8484 10 лет назад +7

    Welcome to the black Phillip show I am not black Phillip!!!!!lol

  • @Respect2theFallen
    @Respect2theFallen Год назад +2

    "You haven't raised as many women as me" ya that guy is(or was) ignorant Patrice was speaking facts and preaching like a mofo

  • @Spit1990
    @Spit1990 3 года назад +2

    18:30 I've been in theaters with my mom and sister.
    This is quite accurate.

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 4 года назад +3

    IM SHOOK. I JUST WITNESSED THE BIRTH OF BLACK PHILIP

  • @zx6r79
    @zx6r79 4 года назад +5

    6:57 I started shoulder checking bitches once I figured this shit out years ago. Go see for yourself, you'll be surprised how many of them will just walk right into you.

    • @coltburks5450
      @coltburks5450 2 года назад +1

      I'm 6ft 6 260 I weave around from behind but if its oncoming traffic I dont move out of the way. Years ago I yelled move at a b!tch one time that was standing still in the door after a bar had closed and her simp boyfriend hit me in the back of the head 30 seconds later. It didn't end well for him.

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 2 года назад

      I've knocked countless Asians on their ass, fuck that shit I ain't dodging some 5' tall 90 lb NOTHING.

    • @novelaego2404
      @novelaego2404 Год назад

      yep

    • @zx6r79
      @zx6r79 Год назад +2

      @novelaego2404 lol yep, crazy how many of them will just be like, "if we run into each other, we run into each other." Amazing experiment to try out just being out in public.

    • @zx6r79
      @zx6r79 Год назад +3

      @coltburks5450 reminds me of a girl I was playing pool with. She was there with a date, we were playing teams and she decided to talk trash after every shot, started calling me a bitch when her shots would go in. I laughed it off and called her a cunt after one of my shots went in. I had the entire bar trying to fight me. My friends were like "Have you been listening to this chick talk sht to him all night?" No one cared.

  • @mr.uncleg5307
    @mr.uncleg5307 3 года назад +2

    “I don’t dislike you dude, but you KNOW I’ma have to fuck you up”

  • @phataton7588
    @phataton7588 7 месяцев назад

    Most bar fights I’ve ever seen
    Girls started and fueled it

  • @shroomkingdom8152
    @shroomkingdom8152 4 года назад +11

    I love that Patrice wouldn’t back down from anything. This white guy ask an honest question about black people at the theaters and he goes, “I’ll tell you what it is...”

  • @lowellschlatman2140
    @lowellschlatman2140 2 года назад +1

    When he calls dude goofball mufuka. Hahahahah

  • @mehoh313
    @mehoh313 11 лет назад +5

    Man he should have written that book, it would have been a best seller. He was truly a genius.

  • @SouthOCmixdown
    @SouthOCmixdown 5 лет назад +44

    Reminds me of something that happened to me in college. My gf at time was acting up and clearly making it obvious she wanted to break up, so I obliged her. I had known her since HS and we were both living in different parts of southern California now at 2 different colleges, and continuing to see her was proving to be a worn-out mistake. So I was totally cool with us putting an end to it. But apparently, me "agreeing" to break up with her so easily upon her suggestion, made her even more upset that I didn't try to "fight" for the relationship. I'm an A to B -type person. You tell me you wanna break up? We're gonna break up. There's not a girl/woman in this world that can't be replaced, no matter *how* long we might have been together. And this girl was nothing special, to begin with.
    Out of being hurt and angered at me for agreeing to a break up that *she* suggested, this dumb gash decided that somewhere along the line of me spending close to probably *5k* on her over the 5 years we knew eachother(proms, limos, dates, amusement parks, b-days, Xmas, roses, Valentines), that *somehow* I "owed" her like $400.00(that I allegedly 'borrowed' from her like 4 years ago in HS). Which was complete BS. She *never* had any money to loan all through HS *and* early college, she never worked, and when we briefly lived together at *my* apt at in L.A., *I* was the one who paid every last damn thing, including her shit like makeup and toiletries. Typical not a piss to piss in but makes all kinds of demands, loser bitch.
    This dumb cow actually sicked some dumb ass simp loser college jock(I was a jock in HS too but let all that shit go once in college), on me because she wanted to "teach me a lesson" about hurting her and "stealing" from her. And of course, you know this local jock loser wanted to play "hero" for her, hoping to get some of her inferior 2nd-hand pussy, for doing it. Welp, I won't go into detail about how I handed the simp jock she sicked on me. But suffice to say, when he called her to "report in" on how badly he "fucked me up", he was getting ready to go into the hospital for a jaw *and* orbital fracture, along with a separated shoulder, *and* a compound fracture on his wrist(which honestly I have no idea how that happened he must have tried to slow one of the many body slams I administered after I got tired spraining my fist on his face), and put his bone through his skin. Like I give a fuck. Dude should have been morgued for what he did, and if I hadn't of stopped myself, he probably would have been.
    *Best* part of it was ~ I had some anonymous Samoan chick that I knew(who I guess probably liked me idk), find her the next day in her dorm laundry room and tell her that "she was next" and had the assbeating of her life coming either from *her* , or somebody else. And that she had better be ready because she would never know when it was gonna happen but, it would definitely happen and sooner than later. And this Samoan bitch was legit scary, especially to some little dumb white girl. Most big guys could have taken her but, believe me she would have gotten some shots in and probably blackened some eyes on the way out. Some of those Samoan bitches have skulls like boulders and can take a full face shot, without flinching or even backing up. My ex was cataonic from fear and many people I knew who were talking to her at the time that she didn't know were talking to me, told me all about it.
    Because of what she did prior and all her friends on campus knowing about it, she couldn't call the cops on me, unless she wanted to go down for felony conspiracy herself for what she did in publicly orchestrating this dumbass coming after me with violence. *And* although her little buddy who tried to fight me *could* have pressed charges, for whatever reason I guess he was scared and embarrassed enough, to let it go. Plus there were no witnesses to our altercation, only the hospital record. I lived almost 100 miles away in L.A. and, luckily no cops came looking for me. But he sure as hell wasn't gonna testify on *her* behalf, regardless, lol. She was totally *alone* , to face the crisis.
    Bottom line was ~ She got so freaked out and her world so rocked by having to face real consequences like that for her vindictive and idiotic actions(plus one of her dumb goody-goody friends told her that since she was on scholarship she could lose it if the police got involved and she violated code of campus conduct for a private school blah blah)...That she actually just packed all her shit in the middle of the night, got the fuck out of Dodge, took a leave of absence from school(which eventually turned into dropping out), and was even scared to go back to her hometown in NorCal, because I guess that Samoan chick told her I had given her their address, and they would find her up there too. Nowhere to run, "sweetie". She wasn't even planning on beating her up, as far as I knew and nobody would have followed her 350 miles but, my ex definitely *did not* know that, lol.
    This girl was literally *one year* away from completing a Psychology BS in a semi-major private college(full ride), and because of one fuck up and being such a spineless pussy and doing the dumbest shit ever, I "helped" her, *shit away* her entire future, lol. She never went back to school for whatever reason(likely money and not wanting to start over), ended up becoming a broodmare for some loser dock jockey in Oakland and according to one of her former FB friends, now has Lyme disease and is dying a slow but sure death.
    Never let it be said that karma and comeuppance doesn't exist for these dumb and arrogant bitches who waste our money, time, hearts and even try to do us harm, gentlemen. I can most assuredly tell you that every now and then, it most certainly does.

    • @brianodeci08
      @brianodeci08 5 лет назад +8

      Hahahahahaha!! Holy shit that was looong, bruh. But a great story for sure. Glad you told it! Only thing that could have made it better would have been if that Samoan bitch beat her ass so bad now she cripple or sumethin. Nah, that's fucked up lol. I love it when bitches get justice.

    • @utility43210
      @utility43210 5 лет назад +3

      @SouthOCmixdown that was an epic story. hope the guy you fucked up AND the chick, both got what they deserved and then some. like the cops always say, if you get caught for a crime once, chances are you did it at least 10 times before then and didn't get caught.

    • @leverage1976
      @leverage1976 5 лет назад +7

      +SouthOCmixdown I loved your tome[a little long] but, you *suuure* you aren't embellishing the beating you put on that guy just a *leeeiiittle* bit? Just kidding, I'm sure you're capable haha. But nowadays any guy showing up in a hospital with those type of injuries, gets mandatory LEO interviewed and charges picked up by the DA, whether the victim wants it or not. I'm assuming this was either 90's or early 00's when this happened. Different world now, my friend. Thanks for the great story. Stay safe.

    • @silvastian
      @silvastian 4 года назад +2

      Thing about the comments on these videos gentlemen is that we knew the likely hood of this fucking bible study hahaha was gonna be interesting which it fucking was. Good on ya sir

    • @ass_69
      @ass_69 4 года назад +17

      "I wont go into detail about how i handled him". Proceeds to write paragraph about how he beat the shit out him with many intricate details.....

  • @bropru9137
    @bropru9137 3 года назад

    Black Phillip! Wow classic episode

  • @HumpingEwok
    @HumpingEwok Год назад

    "Oh shit shes in battle mode"😂

  • @JohnDoe-ef3nv
    @JohnDoe-ef3nv 8 лет назад +23

    24:00 entitlement talk

  • @AJHyoton
    @AJHyoton 2 года назад +2

    Sounds like Patrice should have worked for the government. He would have made a great Director of the DBC (Department of Bitch Control)!

  • @corbinfobbs6409
    @corbinfobbs6409 5 лет назад +3

    Forklift your game up and bounce

  • @juanbaldera2680
    @juanbaldera2680 4 года назад +7

    The last caller he addressed Sounds quite like something Jordan Peterson would say about men having an underlying possibility of physicality is what allows us to maintain general respect for one another but women don't necessarily fight therefore they maintain this big mouth and to in situations that can get them hit

  • @yotubecreators47
    @yotubecreators47 2 года назад +1

    @2:40 wellsmith case

  • @Brenda-uf8pk
    @Brenda-uf8pk 5 лет назад

    Wow I’m glad that I heard this

  • @mightytaco123
    @mightytaco123 3 года назад +6

    patrice believed in god so hes in heaven and that makes me happy T0T

    • @SantiXiAmaru
      @SantiXiAmaru 2 года назад

      He's not in heaven because he "believed in god", he's in heaven because he was true to who he was. I swear y'all don't get integrity over beliefs in this fucking life.

    • @mightytaco123
      @mightytaco123 2 года назад

      @@SantiXiAmaru no he’s in heaven because he believed in the blood of Jesus Christ. The only way to the lord.

  • @amaze1746
    @amaze1746 11 лет назад +2

    25:10 is where the name black philip was born, awesome channel btw keep uploading

  • @itsRecreational
    @itsRecreational 4 года назад +1

    And at 25:10 Black Phillip was born. And Beige Phillip for that matter

  • @MrNobodyfromfrance
    @MrNobodyfromfrance 11 лет назад +5

    Thanks a lot for these btw, you're doing GOD's work.
    I'll keep my eyes if you forgot others appearances.
    -------
    There's also (not an O&A appearance, but a phone call by Matt Ruby) Sandpaper suit (55 minutes, just monthes before he died. but less funny) I can drop a link if you don't find it.
    Or just his 'interview on honesty' (not related to women but still good'ol patrice)
    Well, keep it up

  • @sincere7x
    @sincere7x 11 лет назад

    Love this channel bro. thank you

  • @RichtotheRescue
    @RichtotheRescue 4 года назад +2

    What this the first time “Black Dr. Phill” was used???

  • @imupnext1285
    @imupnext1285 11 лет назад

    thx for these!!!!!!!!

  • @derrickgandy467
    @derrickgandy467 3 года назад +1

    Man I miss Patrice O'Neal I wish he was here now

  • @f.yo.couchiv4221
    @f.yo.couchiv4221 10 лет назад +26

    Black folks are just paying homage to MST3K when they talk in the theaters...

  • @Jonathan-fl1lh
    @Jonathan-fl1lh 3 года назад

    25:10 and this is where the Black Philip show started lmao

  • @kdotklay
    @kdotklay 2 года назад

    this aged like fine wine

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 3 года назад +1

    The title took me out 😂😂

    • @SantiXiAmaru
      @SantiXiAmaru 2 года назад

      Perfect selection of words 🤣🤣

  • @CultOfBlackPhillip
    @CultOfBlackPhillip  11 лет назад

    yes?

  • @LLlap
    @LLlap 2 года назад +2

    It`s a woman thing. They are not aware at all. Walking like the own the place. I run into shit like that almost every day.

  • @-th1rty3-
    @-th1rty3- 4 года назад +3

    Someone needs to animate that hot chocolate guy.

  • @jamesthomison4356
    @jamesthomison4356 4 года назад +10

    I feel so bad for the hot chocolate kid lmao goddamn

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 3 года назад +2

      AHH MY EYES!! HAHAHA

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 3 года назад

      Feel bad and all, but that shit was funny!!

    • @coltburks5450
      @coltburks5450 2 года назад

      Couldn't even spill a man's beverage. Now hes got sticky eyes and a sticky floor and that....is how you get ants.

  • @Somebody06
    @Somebody06 11 лет назад +1

    I think he was referring to the spelling, But yeah great Playlist, love the vids

  • @jackjack121
    @jackjack121 7 лет назад +4

    Payphone?!
    *checks date*

  • @naughtynhyde9328
    @naughtynhyde9328 3 года назад +4

    this is every guys story instinctively she really wants you to fight and the one who is not dead after the encounter she leaving with.

  • @CollegeDroputPowerpoints
    @CollegeDroputPowerpoints Год назад

    I keep looking back on this because it boggles my mind. The puerto rican woman thirsted for Tom Cruise when he had that hairdo. Its mission impossible 2 nobody thought he looked cool.

    • @ShadowWallaceyt
      @ShadowWallaceyt 10 месяцев назад

      They were actually a black family. I went to a high school in the Bronx. So I be friended a few over those years. So IMO Puerto Rican's don't act like that. Plus as a black male who was raised around a lot of black wmn. I know how they all act in public. So basically a Puerto Rican saying "oh no you didn't" sounds ridiculous. That's more of a black and ghetto thing. When Puerto Ricans get mad or upset, it's all in Spanish and or Spanglish.

  • @30yovegan34
    @30yovegan34 3 года назад +3

    How Patrice never stomped out dopie for cutting him off every time before making a point with stupid fking phone calls I'll never know.

  • @jordanwillett8456
    @jordanwillett8456 6 лет назад +4

    I also remember him telling that same story and he in fact said it was a black family

  • @j2y2k3
    @j2y2k3 5 лет назад +3

    A lot of what Patrice was trying to do with men and women, was helping both parties deal with their insecurities which were the major problem in relationships. He worked with men, because they had lesser amount of insecurities than women, and were prone to violence when insecure as opposed to women who just make everyone miserable when they're insecure.

  • @thumpg
    @thumpg 11 лет назад +2

    anyone remember what story they were talking about that lead to this conversation

  • @claireabbott9907
    @claireabbott9907 7 лет назад

    2018 . . . . Thanks again

  • @transformativethinking2855
    @transformativethinking2855 2 года назад

    At 25:10 is when Black Phillip spawned into existence

  • @cmccann4
    @cmccann4 5 лет назад +4

    Men are case by case basis. Women have a hedonistic value to quickly have an answer to avoid the complexitiy of finding the right answer. Thats where you get a zero-tolerence policy

  • @drewinsur7321
    @drewinsur7321 4 года назад

    23:13 a classic teaching by Patrice, 25:10 simp already understand the meaning of entitlement now, magical.

  • @jaimeherrera4995
    @jaimeherrera4995 3 года назад +1

    He's so right! I blame the BF/husband/man always

  • @ashkrikorian5753
    @ashkrikorian5753 10 лет назад

    So true

  • @gzhonny
    @gzhonny 5 лет назад +2

    What a sad loss....RIP Patrice

  • @sujithb6572
    @sujithb6572 3 года назад

    What's the music at the end?

  • @pikminhero
    @pikminhero 4 года назад +1

    Patrice going off 23:30 diagnosing society

  • @devlinallistair5147
    @devlinallistair5147 2 года назад +1

    Ugh. Dated a psycho ex like this. Had the same discussion. What was your plan beyond running your mouth?

  • @shamroc77
    @shamroc77 11 лет назад +3

    That content is included in the vid titled "Bitch Management for Dummies".

  • @larryhoover718
    @larryhoover718 9 лет назад

    10:40 this nigga said he was "on a pay phone"
    My, the times have changed

  • @KingsODS
    @KingsODS 11 лет назад

    Nah that "Phiilp" caught me off guard for a quick second. Had me thinking of a time when i heard Patrice talking about how black people take white names and ghetto up the spelling lol. That aside loving the uploads d-_-b

  • @kriem78
    @kriem78 5 лет назад

    Amen to the climax

  • @wisconsinlonnie4143
    @wisconsinlonnie4143 2 года назад

    I wrote a book, “How to train your Dragon: The Human Female Edition. Chapter 1: Keep her in line or toss her out your line.

  • @VJbrar
    @VJbrar 11 лет назад +1

    Anyone know the name of the song at the end, or just the main theme thats always used for Patrice

    • @T..C..M
      @T..C..M 3 года назад +1

      It's from his special "Elephant in the Room" and according to Google, Patrice's woman Von DeCarlo made/produced that track! Respect to her, it's the perfect beat for Patrice.

  • @JokersWild70
    @JokersWild70 5 лет назад +9

    The worst thing that we men ever did was allowing women out of the house. They should've stayed raising kids, cooking, cleaning, ironing, etc. I don't care how sexist this sounds, that's my opinion and most likely I'm probably right.

    • @ChanceSeymore
      @ChanceSeymore 5 лет назад +1

      JokersWild45
      I think you got a point there man. Look up MGTOW. Unless you already know what it is.

    • @NCRonrad
      @NCRonrad 3 года назад +1

      This works for 13-15 year old thinking. Women need, and can work (arrows and guns level out the hunting playing field, other than when intense running/hauling is needed). Men and women working together? Also needs to happen, but everyone needs to understand each animal on a deeper level.
      Having a girl who works and does so at a high level is pretty cool, but having two would be cooler (raising a family in a 3+ household is way easier too, nuclear fam is propaganda)

  • @deathbysinn
    @deathbysinn Год назад +1

    He would have ate the jada situation

  • @jackjohnson1128
    @jackjohnson1128 2 года назад

    I found the future Compound Media fan 18:57

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 3 года назад +6

    Ask the most obvious question: Is Mission: Impossible really worth dying, or at the very least, getting beaten up for?

    • @30yovegan34
      @30yovegan34 3 года назад +2

      is fighting over your woman worth dying or going to jail for while she runs around freely?

    • @patrickmccutcheon8860
      @patrickmccutcheon8860 3 года назад +2

      @@30yovegan34 That’s the larger point sure, but I’m talking about asking your lady the most obvious question, don’t ask yourself.

    • @30yovegan34
      @30yovegan34 3 года назад +3

      @@patrickmccutcheon8860 definitely. There was a woman in Harlem who had her ass grabbed on the street, she then told her bf and they went together to confront him, they were both shot in the chest and he survived.

  • @VengefulPolititron
    @VengefulPolititron 4 года назад +1

    ...Phiilp...

  • @mathewjay3428
    @mathewjay3428 2 года назад +1

    You can absolutely swing on a female in defense. There is no actual law saying you have to let a female harm you. It's a last resort, but I'm not leaving because of someone elses poor behavior 🤣🤣

  • @borrowinbars9162
    @borrowinbars9162 4 года назад

    Classic Mr. P