GARFIELD KART
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- Опубликовано: 1 янв 2020
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I remember saying in chat “can’t wait for him to GBJ in the first 5 minutes” and he did it in 3
But was is officially certified by Piplup Guy?
tansoloyo007 we have to wait until he comments
Joke's on them because this whole game is a 3 hour long GBJ.
The game was rigatoni from the start.
It isn't. ´
Hello again Luma
You can never tell what is and isn’t GBJ anymore
I'd like to imagine someone is walking past Simp's house and hears
"I HAVE BEEN HIT BY SEX FUCKING PIES IN A ROW!"
and before they can even process what they heard, they hear
" *S E V E N ! !* "
dumb jigglypuff alt
@@sleepi8454 same to you sir
@@TempoName love you
"Nonononononononooooooo!"
"He was at a movie theater and someone was about to sit on him"
Hahahaha
4:35 "you crash in the game, you crash in real life"
sword kart online
7:29 Okay, I know this game is a broken mess held together by duct tape and happy thoughts and shouldn't be praised on anything but...I really wish more kart racers did this where the homing attacks chased you green demon style where they BARELY outpace your normal top speed and chaining boosts like mad could let you string them along for laps at a time if you were skilled enough.
The only other game I've ever seen do that is SRB2K.
That's also in Mario Kart 8 on 200 CC.
In Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart, the blue shell equivalent allows you to just barely outspeed it.
Steel Eagle he... said that??
I managed to outrace the time orb once in original CTR. It took me like a lap and a half on the longest track, and I started with like half a lap headstart.
This happens in Mario Kart Super Circuit too
It took me like 10 minutes to realize that this was a solo game, or at least that's how they were playing it. I wildly misinterpreted the phrase "Racing Garfield Kart"
Bruh it took me 20 minutes
I watched the WHOLE video and NEVER REALIZED?????
I thought he started soloing it after getting semi-GBJed.
13:15 Yo I deadass said "IT'S BEEN AN HOUR??" and sat up in my chair and then I realized I wasn't watching the VOD, so i looked at how far i was into the video and screamed *"IT'S BEEN THIRTEEN FUCKIN' MINUTES?""* because this game is a fucking nightmare and I'm aging just watching this video
The top review is, "Its like skyrim with lasagna"
Even after all these years and the controversy, Adam Kovic’s “Skyrim with Guns” still makes me laugh
I love how this is tagged under hentai on steam
you cant tell me garfield doesn't bang jon in this game
@@charlottebiscuit4133 I can tell you that.
@@EdgieAlias And then you'd be lying
Garfield Kart > Sex
@@AbsentQuack If thats in the game then I got scammed.
I dont think anyone in the history of history has ever avoided death for this length of time: 7:30
_pie_
The green demon of Kart racers
we're all dying and every second we're not dead we've avoided it
Lythero playing SRB2K with the blue shell bomb. it's an amazing thing to see, same energy.
27:42 Simple encounters a house invader.
New challenge: “the green pie challenge”
reminds me of the creampie challenge, but its not that similar.
5:57 An underrated moment in the SimpleFlips lore. He teaches us a letter before he falls asleep on stream. Great entertainer he is!
@5:31 I saw this happen live on Mark's stream and it was so painful. And then his computer died. Poor guy just wanted to race with his buds.
14:04 I was sipping a drink casually and got hit with the greatest moment of all time, suffice to say I chocked to death
There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode.
Current GBJ drystreak: 26 videos
given that Simple could exit the race through the menu, this was not GBJ.
Damb, so close
Jet Eriksen
what a smart reply. You sure got him
Piplup professional in GBJ analysis. Has deemed the scene of the event @ 1:33 a false GBJ due to possible escape via menu. Therefore not receiving his seal of approval GBJ for this event.
His thirst continues.
dang i forgot about that rule
wouldn’t this follow the same rules as mario maker rather than the standard as it’s always possible to exit through the menu?
"I'm inebriated. I just glazed over once again, like a donut."
13:00
and [MOTHERS] been such a good boy this year
open up your gifts while we all cheer
rats, we're rats, we're the rats
Ethan Jones what vod is that from? The one where it’s just that song for like an hour. I think it’s a randomizer
@@ocarinadude762 I'm not sure. I was just making a Jerma reference
Garfield’s Big Adventure
A Hat In Time wants what Garfield Kart has
I love the clips where the race starts and Simple gets hit and slows down immediately, just to further outline how terrible this game is.
It never fails, does it?
7:30 simple is playing green demon because the game is too easy.
27:42 at this point, you can clearly see that his sanity has dropped immensely due to playing this game.
13:35 when your dad says hes going out for smokes, but you know your friends father did the same and never came back
I watched the vod on 1.25 speed and it still felt like a lifetime. I hope the second Garfield Kart will be better. This game was brutal.
Somescrub Imagine how it felt watching it at normal speed.
yeah how could he have not played the superior sequel
Don't tell me your THE Somescrub?
@@megamonster3538 all of the videos are from 1 month time and has 1k subscribers, while being a 12 year old channel. not sure
@@Chillwave6 probably
7:29 Alt. Title: Simple tries the green pie challenge
Arlene is already an enemy on the wiki. I love this community!
There’s a secret item that’s a bomb and you can bomb clip through the whole lap if you do half an a press
@@Antradox no one cares, advertise elsewhere.
@@Antradox bruh 2020 just started
@@Antradox Don't beg. It's very unbecoming.
@@percher4824
What did he say before I assume it got deleted
@@benjaminhaines7145 No clue, but it was probably a self-plug.
27:43
Just going to leave this here🤗
Holy Chants
Finally caught a SimpleFlips stream, he said "pie" for 2 hours straight and fell asleep at the wheel. Great entertainer he is
I’ve been watching this video every couple months for 4 years and I only JUST went “wait why is Luigi in the thumbnail?” I literally never questioned it
7:29 Find you someone who loves you as much as that Pie loves SimpleFlips O_O
i am in disbelief that simple actually got good at karfield kart in the duration of this video
The secret ending is when simple and the xenomorph from the ufo bit at the start of the vid fly away and have a family
NOOooOOoooOOOOO! Nooooo! John! JoOhHnN! GET EM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
8:19 wth is going on with the skybox?
Mario Kart is overrated, Garfield Kart is where it's at
Good to see he's playing an actually good game
Had you heard of dreamworks super star karts? Because there is nothing better than playing as shrek
Adrián C. It’s not better than M&M Kart racing
Pieboy You’ve both ironically AND unironically gone too far.
13:01 Simps x Jerma stream when
Honestly, I want to see Simple play SRB2K one of these days. Its a very good kart game.
1:29 so, dose this mean the dry streak is over? dose jet ericson get to eat again?
I'm pretty sure he didn't actually get softlocked, so no.
@@lithosagym well thats for piplup guy to decide
Rainbowsparkle122
he decided. its a no from him. literally the comment above theirs
@@mileskilometers4302 oh right
19:36
Simple is actually Tom
I was in tears most of this video. My side hurts now.
6:02 I didn't know you also specialized in whale mating calls
It's a rare, invaluable skill
THAT WAS THE LOUDEST E I HAVE HEARD IN MY *ENTIRE LIFE*
It has been *382* *days* since the penny was first mentioned on RUclips.
The penny has since grown to *9,850,501,549,098,619,803,069,760,025,035,903,451,269,934,817,616,361,666,987,073,351,061,430,442,874,302,652,853,566,563,721,228,910,201,656,997,576,704.00* times its original size!
Since then, the penny has come to be worth *$124,108,715,162,115,856,379,426,501,506,442,945,964,757,993,715,548,570,708,353,361,952,531,447,541,838,270,872,070,290,418,916,024,797,741,936,674,994,720.12* in raw materials.
That is *1,446,657,129,760,063,601,578,581,437,305,547,802,363,422,237,038,682,488,732,408,928,226,267,018,788,183,597,995,923,655,658,188,889,121.60* times the _2018_ _Gross_ _World_ _Product_ .
The penny weighs *47,305,761,196,666,583,244,168,741,737,048,849,507,114,143,461,600,037,568,336,824,850,393,708,354,937,488,925,760,834,761,234,824,274,970,202,943,873.65* short tons.
Then penny has a mass of *1,013,854,281,539,419,726,893,165,943,115,399,127,884,802,642,748,121,269,525,489,082,783,678,819,443,040,762,740,351,829,443,943,621,692,025,148,782,073,318,239,233,373,709,033,399,762,767,774,113,057,197,447,869,565,086,292,933,140,756,868,518,719,583,857,431,031,056,402,562,771,050,210,164,095,057,704,499.05* slugs.
That is *7,441,072,266,861,843,514,607,705,501,940,161,421,704,504,717,746,288,063,182,529,042,214,549,603,218,181,451,308,296,442,699,865,334,606,657,478,597,041,185,276,547,299,133,976,898,261,869,255,463,311,470,130,293,003,772,394,741,332,413,965,969,592,787,562,309,816,628.29* times the mass of the Sun.
The penny has grown to *6,319,341,223,217,260,416,720,358,887,394,097,463,837.22* lightyears across.
That is *67,949,905,625,992,047,491,616,762,230.04* times the size of the observable universe.
Beep boop! I'm a robot.
the message at the end is a compliment and a threat
I literally watched the entire stream yesterday and was wondering when the highlights for this would come out.
That abducted bit just absolutely killed me
13:34 when dad can’t find his pack of cigarettes at the store
I’m loving these non Mario playing with friends videos
Out of all the videos I could’ve POSSIBLY expected, this was not one of them
They actually did this. I watched 6 hours of Pacman world 3 to know about this ahead of time.
where's the lasagna jon
Sorry Garfield they didn't have any at the drug store across the street
"I'm not one to quit races"
30 lost babies:
1:05 That's me :0
You know, I knew the game would be horrible, but I really did expect it to at least function.
When are they releasing the Gorefield DLC?
Bruh that pie chase had me rollin
30 seconds in and the alien joke is already creative and hilarious
that shit with the ice cream cup reminds me of how i just flat out CANT unlock funky kong in mk7 even though i have the proper conditions met. good times.
27:43
I love how you play crappy games so i can enjoy your pain and, believe me, i enjoyed it immensely
holy shit that jump at 19:24
This was still somehow better than Tetris Plus lmao
Garfield Kart > Sega All Stars Racing > Mario Kart
> srb2kart
> M&M kart racing
Or Racing with Ryan
You should've invited Uncle Jobel, resident lasagna master
YOU KNOW IM CLICKING FUCKING GARFIELD KART THE SECOND IT COMES UP IN MY NOTIFS
Some say Simple is still being chased by that pie to this day.
I've never laughed so hard at a Garfield Kart video
3:38
Ah yes, I see you are fellow men of culture and great musical tastes. Tony's a legend in his craft.
What is this? I've been wondering for years.
@@FlergerBergitydersh I am delighted to either irreparably destroy or drastically improve your Sunday night with this context - ruclips.net/video/5LyfrrF6l3k/видео.html
5:57
underrated SimpleFlips moment
I love that I got an ad for accident and injury attorneys when i watched this video
SimpleFlips plays the Ultimate Video Game.
*I'm sorry Jon*
*I have been abducted*
the mouse is onscreen because garfield is too lazy to chase it away
i was literally about to make this comment omg im so wonderful i love finding my old comments and knowing my brain hasnt advanced since the day i made them
This is one of those weird meme games, but not like Shrek Super Slam, though it still has it's own unique charm
10:23 I got *ZUCCED!!!*
19:35 cow being hit by tazer
I saw this notification and decided this is what I’m gonna do for the next 30 minutes ,this is it .
@@Antradox get the fck out
Stop making me laugh your gonna make me stuck smiling
7:30 pie dude! XD
I liked the scream lmfao 13:35
I was watching this vid downstairs on the TV cause I'm sick and simp yelled when my mom passed by and got startled. She legit jumped.
Thanks simp!
Imagine watching a simpleflips video on max volume.
‘Rock every lap’ lmaoo
My clip got in the highlight video. Thanks Matt.
17:04 I think "lasagna fuck dude" is my new favorite swear
That pie is the worse red shell ive ever seen
garfield kart is where boys become buff burly men
I'm shocked you guys didn't race against each other. Mono E. Mono
A hat in Garfield
24:31 Nathaniel "rubber" Bandy, every fucking time
I bought Garfield Kart about a year ago, and ever since then, my life changed forever. I never expected such an amazing work of art from a game called "Garfield Kart". Sure the game froze every time i tried playing it, but still a life-changing experience nonetheless. Bog/10 Would reccomend
200k special: Garfield Kart Irl
i love the victory spider though
He's been abducted.
Bruh moment when the ad is for lasagne
I think the sequel to Garfield kart will have multiplayer
A kart racer with no multiplayer?
YOU SKIPPED 150cc BURGER
I would love a diddy Kong racing stream