I'd like to imagine someone is walking past Simp's house and hears "I HAVE BEEN HIT BY SEX FUCKING PIES IN A ROW!" and before they can even process what they heard, they hear " *S E V E N ! !* "
7:29 Okay, I know this game is a broken mess held together by duct tape and happy thoughts and shouldn't be praised on anything but...I really wish more kart racers did this where the homing attacks chased you green demon style where they BARELY outpace your normal top speed and chaining boosts like mad could let you string them along for laps at a time if you were skilled enough. The only other game I've ever seen do that is SRB2K.
I managed to outrace the time orb once in original CTR. It took me like a lap and a half on the longest track, and I started with like half a lap headstart.
13:15 Yo I deadass said "IT'S BEEN AN HOUR??" and sat up in my chair and then I realized I wasn't watching the VOD, so i looked at how far i was into the video and screamed *"IT'S BEEN THIRTEEN FUCKIN' MINUTES?""* because this game is a fucking nightmare and I'm aging just watching this video
It took me like 10 minutes to realize that this was a solo game, or at least that's how they were playing it. I wildly misinterpreted the phrase "Racing Garfield Kart"
Piplup professional in GBJ analysis. Has deemed the scene of the event @ 1:33 a false GBJ due to possible escape via menu. Therefore not receiving his seal of approval GBJ for this event. His thirst continues.
I’ve been watching this video every couple months for 4 years and I only JUST went “wait why is Luigi in the thumbnail?” I literally never questioned it
It has been *382* *days* since the penny was first mentioned on RUclips. The penny has since grown to *9,850,501,549,098,619,803,069,760,025,035,903,451,269,934,817,616,361,666,987,073,351,061,430,442,874,302,652,853,566,563,721,228,910,201,656,997,576,704.00* times its original size! Since then, the penny has come to be worth *$124,108,715,162,115,856,379,426,501,506,442,945,964,757,993,715,548,570,708,353,361,952,531,447,541,838,270,872,070,290,418,916,024,797,741,936,674,994,720.12* in raw materials. That is *1,446,657,129,760,063,601,578,581,437,305,547,802,363,422,237,038,682,488,732,408,928,226,267,018,788,183,597,995,923,655,658,188,889,121.60* times the _2018_ _Gross_ _World_ _Product_ . The penny weighs *47,305,761,196,666,583,244,168,741,737,048,849,507,114,143,461,600,037,568,336,824,850,393,708,354,937,488,925,760,834,761,234,824,274,970,202,943,873.65* short tons. Then penny has a mass of *1,013,854,281,539,419,726,893,165,943,115,399,127,884,802,642,748,121,269,525,489,082,783,678,819,443,040,762,740,351,829,443,943,621,692,025,148,782,073,318,239,233,373,709,033,399,762,767,774,113,057,197,447,869,565,086,292,933,140,756,868,518,719,583,857,431,031,056,402,562,771,050,210,164,095,057,704,499.05* slugs. That is *7,441,072,266,861,843,514,607,705,501,940,161,421,704,504,717,746,288,063,182,529,042,214,549,603,218,181,451,308,296,442,699,865,334,606,657,478,597,041,185,276,547,299,133,976,898,261,869,255,463,311,470,130,293,003,772,394,741,332,413,965,969,592,787,562,309,816,628.29* times the mass of the Sun. The penny has grown to *6,319,341,223,217,260,416,720,358,887,394,097,463,837.22* lightyears across. That is *67,949,905,625,992,047,491,616,762,230.04* times the size of the observable universe. Beep boop! I'm a robot.
i was literally about to make this comment omg im so wonderful i love finding my old comments and knowing my brain hasnt advanced since the day i made them
@@FlergerBergitydersh I am delighted to either irreparably destroy or drastically improve your Sunday night with this context - ruclips.net/video/5LyfrrF6l3k/видео.html
that shit with the ice cream cup reminds me of how i just flat out CANT unlock funky kong in mk7 even though i have the proper conditions met. good times.
At long last, SimpleFlips finally playing a REAL man's game. Garfield fucking Kart is a masterpiece only the galaxy brain high IQ can comprehend, welcome to the truth of the best video game of all time, SimpleFlips, and may your 2020 be high IQ.
I remember saying in chat “can’t wait for him to GBJ in the first 5 minutes” and he did it in 3
But was is officially certified by Piplup Guy?
tansoloyo007 we have to wait until he comments
Joke's on them because this whole game is a 3 hour long GBJ.
The game was rigatoni from the start.
It isn't. ´
Hello again Luma
You can never tell what is and isn’t GBJ anymore
4:35 "you crash in the game, you crash in real life"
sword kart online
"Nonononononononooooooo!"
"He was at a movie theater and someone was about to sit on him"
Hahahaha
I'd like to imagine someone is walking past Simp's house and hears
"I HAVE BEEN HIT BY SEX FUCKING PIES IN A ROW!"
and before they can even process what they heard, they hear
" *S E V E N ! !* "
dumb jigglypuff alt
@@sleepi8454 same to you sir
@@TempoName love you
7:29 Okay, I know this game is a broken mess held together by duct tape and happy thoughts and shouldn't be praised on anything but...I really wish more kart racers did this where the homing attacks chased you green demon style where they BARELY outpace your normal top speed and chaining boosts like mad could let you string them along for laps at a time if you were skilled enough.
The only other game I've ever seen do that is SRB2K.
That's also in Mario Kart 8 on 200 CC.
In Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart, the blue shell equivalent allows you to just barely outspeed it.
Steel Eagle he... said that??
I managed to outrace the time orb once in original CTR. It took me like a lap and a half on the longest track, and I started with like half a lap headstart.
This happens in Mario Kart Super Circuit too
13:15 Yo I deadass said "IT'S BEEN AN HOUR??" and sat up in my chair and then I realized I wasn't watching the VOD, so i looked at how far i was into the video and screamed *"IT'S BEEN THIRTEEN FUCKIN' MINUTES?""* because this game is a fucking nightmare and I'm aging just watching this video
I dont think anyone in the history of history has ever avoided death for this length of time: 7:30
_pie_
The green demon of Kart racers
we're all dying and every second we're not dead we've avoided it
Lythero playing SRB2K with the blue shell bomb. it's an amazing thing to see, same energy.
It took me like 10 minutes to realize that this was a solo game, or at least that's how they were playing it. I wildly misinterpreted the phrase "Racing Garfield Kart"
Bruh it took me 20 minutes
I watched the WHOLE video and NEVER REALIZED?????
I thought he started soloing it after getting semi-GBJed.
27:42 Simple encounters a house invader.
5:57 An underrated moment in the SimpleFlips lore. He teaches us a letter before he falls asleep on stream. Great entertainer he is!
14:04 I was sipping a drink casually and got hit with the greatest moment of all time, suffice to say I chocked to death
The top review is, "Its like skyrim with lasagna"
Even after all these years and the controversy, Adam Kovic’s “Skyrim with Guns” still makes me laugh
@5:31 I saw this happen live on Mark's stream and it was so painful. And then his computer died. Poor guy just wanted to race with his buds.
There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode.
Current GBJ drystreak: 26 videos
given that Simple could exit the race through the menu, this was not GBJ.
Damb, so close
Jet Eriksen
what a smart reply. You sure got him
Piplup professional in GBJ analysis. Has deemed the scene of the event @ 1:33 a false GBJ due to possible escape via menu. Therefore not receiving his seal of approval GBJ for this event.
His thirst continues.
dang i forgot about that rule
wouldn’t this follow the same rules as mario maker rather than the standard as it’s always possible to exit through the menu?
New challenge: “the green pie challenge”
reminds me of the creampie challenge, but its not that similar.
"I'm not one to quit races"
30 lost babies:
"I'm inebriated. I just glazed over once again, like a donut."
13:00
and [MOTHERS] been such a good boy this year
open up your gifts while we all cheer
rats, we're rats, we're the rats
Ethan Jones what vod is that from? The one where it’s just that song for like an hour. I think it’s a randomizer
@@ocarinadude762 I'm not sure. I was just making a Jerma reference
Garfield’s Big Adventure
A Hat In Time wants what Garfield Kart has
I love the clips where the race starts and Simple gets hit and slows down immediately, just to further outline how terrible this game is.
It never fails, does it?
7:30 simple is playing green demon because the game is too easy.
27:42 at this point, you can clearly see that his sanity has dropped immensely due to playing this game.
13:35 when your dad says hes going out for smokes, but you know your friends father did the same and never came back
7:29 Alt. Title: Simple tries the green pie challenge
Finally caught a SimpleFlips stream, he said "pie" for 2 hours straight and fell asleep at the wheel. Great entertainer he is
8:19 wth is going on with the skybox?
I’ve been watching this video every couple months for 4 years and I only JUST went “wait why is Luigi in the thumbnail?” I literally never questioned it
7:29 Find you someone who loves you as much as that Pie loves SimpleFlips O_O
It has been *382* *days* since the penny was first mentioned on RUclips.
The penny has since grown to *9,850,501,549,098,619,803,069,760,025,035,903,451,269,934,817,616,361,666,987,073,351,061,430,442,874,302,652,853,566,563,721,228,910,201,656,997,576,704.00* times its original size!
Since then, the penny has come to be worth *$124,108,715,162,115,856,379,426,501,506,442,945,964,757,993,715,548,570,708,353,361,952,531,447,541,838,270,872,070,290,418,916,024,797,741,936,674,994,720.12* in raw materials.
That is *1,446,657,129,760,063,601,578,581,437,305,547,802,363,422,237,038,682,488,732,408,928,226,267,018,788,183,597,995,923,655,658,188,889,121.60* times the _2018_ _Gross_ _World_ _Product_ .
The penny weighs *47,305,761,196,666,583,244,168,741,737,048,849,507,114,143,461,600,037,568,336,824,850,393,708,354,937,488,925,760,834,761,234,824,274,970,202,943,873.65* short tons.
Then penny has a mass of *1,013,854,281,539,419,726,893,165,943,115,399,127,884,802,642,748,121,269,525,489,082,783,678,819,443,040,762,740,351,829,443,943,621,692,025,148,782,073,318,239,233,373,709,033,399,762,767,774,113,057,197,447,869,565,086,292,933,140,756,868,518,719,583,857,431,031,056,402,562,771,050,210,164,095,057,704,499.05* slugs.
That is *7,441,072,266,861,843,514,607,705,501,940,161,421,704,504,717,746,288,063,182,529,042,214,549,603,218,181,451,308,296,442,699,865,334,606,657,478,597,041,185,276,547,299,133,976,898,261,869,255,463,311,470,130,293,003,772,394,741,332,413,965,969,592,787,562,309,816,628.29* times the mass of the Sun.
The penny has grown to *6,319,341,223,217,260,416,720,358,887,394,097,463,837.22* lightyears across.
That is *67,949,905,625,992,047,491,616,762,230.04* times the size of the observable universe.
Beep boop! I'm a robot.
I watched the vod on 1.25 speed and it still felt like a lifetime. I hope the second Garfield Kart will be better. This game was brutal.
Somescrub Imagine how it felt watching it at normal speed.
yeah how could he have not played the superior sequel
Don't tell me your THE Somescrub?
@@megamonster3538 all of the videos are from 1 month time and has 1k subscribers, while being a 12 year old channel. not sure
@@Chillwave6 probably
1:29 so, dose this mean the dry streak is over? dose jet ericson get to eat again?
I'm pretty sure he didn't actually get softlocked, so no.
@@lithosagym well thats for piplup guy to decide
Rainbowsparkle122
he decided. its a no from him. literally the comment above theirs
@@mileskilometers4302 oh right
i am in disbelief that simple actually got good at karfield kart in the duration of this video
e ruined my relation ship with my neighbors
Arlene is already an enemy on the wiki. I love this community!
13:34 when dad can’t find his pack of cigarettes at the store
holy shit that jump at 19:24
There’s a secret item that’s a bomb and you can bomb clip through the whole lap if you do half an a press
@@Antradox no one cares, advertise elsewhere.
@@Antradox bruh 2020 just started
@@Antradox Don't beg. It's very unbecoming.
@@percher4824
What did he say before I assume it got deleted
@@benjaminhaines7145 No clue, but it was probably a self-plug.
the mouse is onscreen because garfield is too lazy to chase it away
i was literally about to make this comment omg im so wonderful i love finding my old comments and knowing my brain hasnt advanced since the day i made them
YOU KNOW IM CLICKING FUCKING GARFIELD KART THE SECOND IT COMES UP IN MY NOTIFS
Mario Kart is overrated, Garfield Kart is where it's at
Good to see he's playing an actually good game
Had you heard of dreamworks super star karts? Because there is nothing better than playing as shrek
Adrián C. It’s not better than M&M Kart racing
Pieboy You’ve both ironically AND unironically gone too far.
13:01 Simps x Jerma stream when
19:35 cow being hit by tazer
The secret ending is when simple and the xenomorph from the ufo bit at the start of the vid fly away and have a family
19:36
Simple is actually Tom
I was in tears most of this video. My side hurts now.
3:38
Ah yes, I see you are fellow men of culture and great musical tastes. Tony's a legend in his craft.
What is this? I've been wondering for years.
@@FlergerBergitydersh I am delighted to either irreparably destroy or drastically improve your Sunday night with this context - ruclips.net/video/5LyfrrF6l3k/видео.html
5:57
underrated SimpleFlips moment
6:02 I didn't know you also specialized in whale mating calls
It's a rare, invaluable skill
THAT WAS THE LOUDEST E I HAVE HEARD IN MY *ENTIRE LIFE*
10:23 I got *ZUCCED!!!*
That pie is the worse red shell ive ever seen
24:31 Nathaniel "rubber" Bandy, every fucking time
When are they releasing the Gorefield DLC?
They actually did this. I watched 6 hours of Pacman world 3 to know about this ahead of time.
I liked the scream lmfao 13:35
15:00 hits different
This was still somehow better than Tetris Plus lmao
NOOooOOoooOOOOO! Nooooo! John! JoOhHnN! GET EM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
17:04 I think "lasagna fuck dude" is my new favorite swear
the message at the end is a compliment and a threat
where's the lasagna jon
Sorry Garfield they didn't have any at the drug store across the street
That abducted bit just absolutely killed me
13:04 is that....
A motherfuckin jerma reference?!
1:05 That's me :0
Bruh that pie chase had me rollin
that shit with the ice cream cup reminds me of how i just flat out CANT unlock funky kong in mk7 even though i have the proper conditions met. good times.
7:30 pie dude! XD
30 seconds in and the alien joke is already creative and hilarious
Garfield Kart > Sega All Stars Racing > Mario Kart
> srb2kart
> M&M kart racing
Or Racing with Ryan
Out of all the videos I could’ve POSSIBLY expected, this was not one of them
You know, I knew the game would be horrible, but I really did expect it to at least function.
This is one of those weird meme games, but not like Shrek Super Slam, though it still has it's own unique charm
I was watching this vid downstairs on the TV cause I'm sick and simp yelled when my mom passed by and got startled. She legit jumped.
Thanks simp!
SimpleFlips plays the Ultimate Video Game.
You should've invited Uncle Jobel, resident lasagna master
I love how you play crappy games so i can enjoy your pain and, believe me, i enjoyed it immensely
Pie pie pie dude pie pie
I literally watched the entire stream yesterday and was wondering when the highlights for this would come out.
I saw this notification and decided this is what I’m gonna do for the next 30 minutes ,this is it .
@@Antradox get the fck out
*I'm sorry Jon*
*I have been abducted*
garfield kart is where boys become buff burly men
7:30 Pie Demon Challenge
He's been abducted.
Some say Simple is still being chased by that pie to this day.
Honestly, I want to see Simple play SRB2K one of these days. Its a very good kart game.
I’m loving these non Mario playing with friends videos
I love that I got an ad for accident and injury attorneys when i watched this video
I think the sequel to Garfield kart will have multiplayer
A kart racer with no multiplayer?
Just waiting for the pie face around 10:00 to be lewded as a meme
I'm shocked you guys didn't race against each other. Mono E. Mono
YOU SKIPPED 150cc BURGER
2:55 large mood
I've never laughed so hard at a Garfield Kart video
The Aliens took his brain
A hat in Garfield
My clip got in the highlight video. Thanks Matt.
Bruh moment when the ad is for lasagne
Pie, dude.
At long last, SimpleFlips finally playing a REAL man's game. Garfield fucking Kart is a masterpiece only the galaxy brain high IQ can comprehend, welcome to the truth of the best video game of all time, SimpleFlips, and may your 2020 be high IQ.