Kyle Kinane: Only Privileged White Men Believe In Ghosts | CONAN on TBS

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  • @workinghoustonian
    @workinghoustonian 6 лет назад +21

    "you're taking on a lot right now"...LMFAO

  • @Maxisamo1
    @Maxisamo1 6 лет назад +16

    That's so true, imagine having to deal with the fear of being racially profiled, attacked, AND being abducted by aliens or haunted by ghosts

  • @shards0fwords
    @shards0fwords 6 лет назад +7

    Loooooove Kyle Kinane!
    Fun fact: he’s the voice of Comedy Central. The “coming up next” or “you’re watching ________ only on Comedy Central” thaaaaat’s Kyle Kinane n_n

  • @Hansbricks14
    @Hansbricks14 6 лет назад +28

    Uncle Barbecue! I love the podcast he does with Dave Stone, “The Boogie Monster”

  • @BlueKazuki
    @BlueKazuki 6 лет назад +11

    Haven't seen him since Whiskey Icarus but glad to know he's still doing stand up.

  • @walterwilliams4803
    @walterwilliams4803 6 лет назад +14

    No babies are dying today

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 6 лет назад +2

      Judging by all the triggered little incels/school shooters/kid killers in this comment section, I'm not so sure.

    • @rodwalker3799
      @rodwalker3799 6 лет назад

      it's like watching a star explode

  • @roentgen822
    @roentgen822 6 лет назад +2

    This is the summary of the show "The Haunting of Hill House" a bunch of rich white people afraid of poltergeists lmao

  • @redgenerall28
    @redgenerall28 6 лет назад +3

    Watched his stand up on Netflix. 50/50.

    • @BigPat6521
      @BigPat6521 6 лет назад

      Dr. Venture, he needs some more practice on the punchlines, i feel like he has great energy and details to tell a story.

  • @crazydave507
    @crazydave507 6 лет назад +4

    This dude has some golden jokes.

  • @captainwonderbar1657
    @captainwonderbar1657 6 лет назад +51

    lol You're taking on allot right now.

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 6 лет назад +3

      The mythical allot strikes again.

  • @gladitsnotme
    @gladitsnotme 6 лет назад +3

    Every house is a haunted house to POC when a cop is inside

  • @valhalla1240
    @valhalla1240 6 лет назад +1

    "You've got so many terrestrial blows." xD

  • @lawrencerinehart5747
    @lawrencerinehart5747 6 лет назад +1

    Was gonna comment but.... That's not Howie Mandel 😂🤣

  • @MrOneNye
    @MrOneNye 6 лет назад +5

    I love how Conan let's the crowd know they were wrong and backs up the comedian with his own complement. He's done that a couple times and he did this time on a double down. That's very passive aggressive kinglyship, I would treat my subjects the same way LOL

  • @TheRogueEmpire
    @TheRogueEmpire 6 лет назад +1

    i know i have white privledge because when i was walking down the street and a ton of cops were looking for someone apparently and there were a lot of cop cars driving around and ghetto birds flying, one cop who was walking around looked at me, smiled and waved, and i waived and went on my merry way. meanwhile my black friend gets pulled over about 3 or 4 times a year because his car looks too nice. he once told a cop that he was half white to see if that made any difference. the cop wasnt amused lol

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 6 лет назад +2

    This was amazing

  • @ahare1982
    @ahare1982 6 лет назад +1

    This had me rolling

  • @Alizardlovesyou
    @Alizardlovesyou 6 лет назад +5

    I laughed so hard, Thank you :)

  • @DRake-jt2zs
    @DRake-jt2zs 6 лет назад

    "Only Privileged White Men Believe In Ghosts".....Don't think this guy has actually met any of my Mexican in laws. :)

  • @DrClawizdead
    @DrClawizdead 6 лет назад +34

    Eddie Murphy debunked this joke in the 80s.

    • @BigPat6521
      @BigPat6521 6 лет назад

      But it's not a joke. And Eddie Murphy skit showed white privilege, but it was all staged.

    • @DrClawizdead
      @DrClawizdead 6 лет назад +3

      I was talking about Eddie proving black people believe in ghosts in an Amityville Horror bit he did.

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 6 лет назад +2

      How did 23 people [as of this comment] understand that reference?

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 6 лет назад +7

    Who this? He funny.

    • @FilterpapierFrank
      @FilterpapierFrank 4 года назад +2

      How should this comment help you if you can't even read the title?

  • @TobeyFairre7861
    @TobeyFairre7861 4 года назад

    Kyle Kinane is my spirit animal

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 6 лет назад

    Paradise PD - thought I recognized that voice XD

  • @carolinecameron4840
    @carolinecameron4840 6 лет назад

    so PISSED i didn't see him when he came to Orlando!

  • @braianrene7686
    @braianrene7686 6 лет назад +2

    Love you

  • @alessandroromo168
    @alessandroromo168 4 года назад

    This comedian is part of my morning commute and to work. He just has wacky twists to common sense thoughts and puts them in a way that you know your NYRA in is saying it but he looks much better than you saying it. Lol.

  • @nothing-2-live-4
    @nothing-2-live-4 4 года назад

    severly underviewed clip

  • @micahwest2793
    @micahwest2793 6 лет назад +2

    Love this guy

  • @nonamenolast4648
    @nonamenolast4648 6 лет назад

    don't no one believe in ghosts more than a mexican mother.

  • @dawidzielinski291
    @dawidzielinski291 6 лет назад +4

    What is with Americans and this "white privilege"?

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 6 лет назад +5

      You’d have to live here and see our police in action and our insane prison population.

    • @dawidzielinski291
      @dawidzielinski291 6 лет назад +2

      @@paddleduck5328 How is the police and prison white privilege I don't understand

    • @jermainekngdom3154
      @jermainekngdom3154 6 лет назад +3

      Outstanding coincidences and social situations are unclassified as white privilege. Though that extremely skinny homeless dude asking me for change might beg to differ.
      People in poor black neighborhoods are isolated from the rest of America and scared of white neighborhoods so they think only black people get shot and treated bad by the cops. Or stopped for suspicion of a crime. The truth is the majority of these neighborhoods is only black people. And they hire white cops. So its weird. Some cops do stereotypes because its hard work to actual find criminals among civilians. But its not a ammoral epidemic. And most cops just do there job.
      I literally never get stopped. At all. And black cops exist. So yeah its bs.

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 6 лет назад +10

    This man is about to break out in a big way, mark my words.

    • @probablyaparent
      @probablyaparent 6 лет назад +5

      Jeremy He's the voice of Comedy Central and has been for a good while now.

  • @VKJ85
    @VKJ85 6 лет назад +1

    1 st from Finland, propably.

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 6 лет назад +1

      Kekkonen!

    • @VKJ85
      @VKJ85 6 лет назад +1

      HS, hanki.. parempaa..luettavaa. :D

    • @SmugSuspenders
      @SmugSuspenders 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry, I'm Swedish, does that mean "crust better reading"? :p Nokian Hakkapelittaa!!

  • @urbanmouseification
    @urbanmouseification 6 лет назад

    Most cultures contain subcultures that believe in ghosts, demons, etc. That being said I still laughed.

  • @caidema
    @caidema 6 лет назад

    Umm no

  • @Bromoteknada
    @Bromoteknada 6 лет назад +1

    The idea of the "white privilege, I have, it is great" is ripped off of a Louis CK's special.

  • @carpeomnia88
    @carpeomnia88 6 лет назад

    Lol , this guy is so funny

  • @noparkingtuesday4283
    @noparkingtuesday4283 6 лет назад +1

    The amount of people that are offended by this makes me happy.

  • @eternallylearning2811
    @eternallylearning2811 2 года назад

    Wiccas go brrrr

  • @LitgrittyComics
    @LitgrittyComics 6 лет назад

    Apparently he doesn't have any Hispanic friends cause they are terrified of ghosts. They start lighting candles if you just mention ghostbusters.

  • @papa_pt
    @papa_pt 6 лет назад

    Dr nira cain in the flesh

  • @DarthVix501
    @DarthVix501 6 лет назад +1

    Lol

  • @burningbridges3066
    @burningbridges3066 5 лет назад

    the black jokes made big head cringe hard

  • @VrooooAM
    @VrooooAM 6 лет назад +1

    White privilege is to assume that one’s European heritage completely determines their life circumstances. Very racist and ignorant outlook in life. We as individuals have many factors that contribute to our experiences throughout our life. Height is a factor. Metabolism is a factor. Athleticism is a factor. Geographic location is factor. Being an American as compared to many third world countries is a privilege but it is not even comparable to white privilege, because being white is a much smaller factor in one’s life experiences then being born and raises in America.

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 6 лет назад +1

      Some of us have brought it upon ourselves by thinking that we're a superior "race". Surely being superior MUST come with privileges.
      Are you picking up what I'm putting down?

    • @VrooooAM
      @VrooooAM 6 лет назад

      Mr Orange Saying ‘I am superior” doesn’t automatically put you into better life conditions(most skinheads are dirt poor). Resources and special circumstances made it so Europeans and East Asians advanced much quicker then the rest of the world thus granting us statistically speaking to being in greater social status.

  • @bobgard
    @bobgard 6 лет назад +21

    Stolen jokes. This was ripped from a comedian recently on Comedy Central Presents

    • @mickeymouse4507
      @mickeymouse4507 6 лет назад +24

      actually its a joke from kyles 2009 cd

    • @nd8954
      @nd8954 6 лет назад +5

      Actually its from eddie murphy

    • @toryjohnson9595
      @toryjohnson9595 6 лет назад +7

      It is from his 2009 special fo sho

    • @brandog1391
      @brandog1391 6 лет назад +2

      @@nd8954 it's a similar topic but not really stolen. That's basically saying two comedians can't have jokes about the same topic.

  • @michaelellis956
    @michaelellis956 6 лет назад +43

    Nobody is as easily offended as white man.

    • @DugeHick
      @DugeHick 6 лет назад +11

      Really. Anything you say today apparently is racist, who's easily offended?

    • @michaelellis956
      @michaelellis956 6 лет назад +24

      You right now.

    • @DugeHick
      @DugeHick 6 лет назад +8

      @@michaelellis956 You know what? You got me

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 6 лет назад +12

      _Easily the best back-and-forth I witnessed all my life_

    • @nd8954
      @nd8954 6 лет назад +14

      >blacks and all the other minorities bitch about every little thing like made-up privileges or trans-toilets
      sjw’s and blacks: WhItE mAn OfFeNdS eAsILy
      Dont you see the irony?

  • @mattbrown5626
    @mattbrown5626 6 лет назад

    Pretty racist

  • @breakchecknotmeeh6284
    @breakchecknotmeeh6284 6 лет назад

    a black guy believing in UFOs hahaha stop hating folks my Gee has always been funny

  • @oraz.
    @oraz. 6 лет назад

    Wb old Cambodian women??

  • @everycoLor_312
    @everycoLor_312 6 лет назад

    He's asking for it😏

  • @MrAws0m3Gaming
    @MrAws0m3Gaming 6 лет назад +1

    He says politics are overdone, then makes a political "joke"

    • @BigPat6521
      @BigPat6521 6 лет назад +1

      None of that was political. Did he say Trump??

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 4 года назад

    He was my favorite comedian until he did this and recycled his material in a talk show.

  • @AoElite
    @AoElite 6 лет назад +1

    .

  • @mediaondisplay3089
    @mediaondisplay3089 6 лет назад

    White Privilege is real (educate yourself) but this joke is not funny and makes little sense.

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz 6 лет назад

    What a waste of 2 minutes

  • @babaliboon9323
    @babaliboon9323 6 лет назад +5

    As others have mentioned, does this guy have a single original joke? The "I have white privilege, it's great." is a joke Louis CK tells.

    • @toryjohnson9595
      @toryjohnson9595 6 лет назад +5

      Babali Boon totally different delivery, idk if u know but we all live in the same world with the same topics. People are going to have similar takes on it

    • @BigPat6521
      @BigPat6521 6 лет назад

      That's not really a joke, it's a true statement.

    • @babaliboon9323
      @babaliboon9323 6 лет назад +1

      It also felt a bit like he was just doing routine material and you're not really supposed to just do your standup so obviously on a talk show unless that's what you were brought to do. Usually.

  • @braianrene7686
    @braianrene7686 6 лет назад +2

    First conan

  • @Kamjam1000
    @Kamjam1000 6 лет назад +23

    pretty flat joke

    • @saucedonkey88889
      @saucedonkey88889 6 лет назад +21

      you can tell by all the laughter

    • @artvandelayRFC
      @artvandelayRFC 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, that's SJW comedy for you. You can't expect him to be funny.

    • @Kamjam1000
      @Kamjam1000 6 лет назад +3

      couldn't control myself

    • @nd8954
      @nd8954 6 лет назад +3

      And stolen

    • @ibieiniid4240
      @ibieiniid4240 6 лет назад +3

      What gave the car a flat tire?
      There was a fork in the road.
      Now THERE'S a pretty flat joke.

  • @armwrestlingfan6804
    @armwrestlingfan6804 6 лет назад +35

    Unacceptable and completely inaccurate joke. Reeeee

  • @IM-iw7wd
    @IM-iw7wd 6 лет назад +17

    Not funny, Conan wants this guy off the show as soon as possible.

    • @SerenityReceiver
      @SerenityReceiver 6 лет назад +19

      You really know how to read people.

    • @silverfascia
      @silverfascia 6 лет назад +13

      Bronx 1 sheltered white guy alert

    • @IM-iw7wd
      @IM-iw7wd 6 лет назад +1

      Wedgie Time please explain what is a sheltered white guy.

    • @IM-iw7wd
      @IM-iw7wd 6 лет назад +1

      Wedgie Time that’s what I thought, I’m not even white you racist.

    • @silverfascia
      @silverfascia 6 лет назад +2

      denying privilege merely shows how sheltered you are as a person and I'm DEF racist after making my first statement damn

  • @mustafasultane3671
    @mustafasultane3671 6 лет назад +3

    omg😱 6 million subscribers I hope one day I gonna have 6million subscribers but I never gonna get😕😔

    • @chadwickerman
      @chadwickerman 6 лет назад +6

      Nope. You never will.

    • @arthurmorgan1200
      @arthurmorgan1200 6 лет назад +4

      Prank LOL Yeah, maybe if you stopped pretending like you aren’t begging fro dubs because your content has no value, people would naturally find you.

  • @XxXxTwofirstnames69420xXxXx
    @XxXxTwofirstnames69420xXxXx 6 лет назад +7

    Pretty sure someone else
    Made that joke before.

    • @toryjohnson9595
      @toryjohnson9595 6 лет назад +3

      DElena's Co it’s him, it’s in one of his stand ups from a long time ago, or maybe another late night clip. If anyone can prove me wrong pls do

    • @Mrwhite-u3g
      @Mrwhite-u3g 6 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that someone else said they were pretty sure about someone else formulating a joke that they wish they had formulated.