@@ontanontan9372 it's 2027, i get arrested for whatever reason and this is my lawyer but the first thing that comes to my mind is "hey i know you, you're the funny guy that used to constantly talk about balls on genshin streams several years ago!!" next thing you know i am sentenced to 100 years in prison, no bail but balls for sure cause i just remembered my lawyer about his past LMFAO
i am very appreciative of u, person who puts together these videos💙 it's so great to see my favorite calming genshin strimmer being calm and not yelling about being horny for al haitham and dying every 0.5 seconds, he's so therapeutic to watch
Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky
true. the only difference is that there are more sex jokes in zyox’ stream, since he’s younger than jerma 77 years of age or so, it could be higher idrk..
Hey zy0x, I'm so grateful you're streaming. This is such a nice calming soothing experience that really makes me happy and makes me enjoy Genshin Impact even further than I already do. You are such a respectable, cool, and calm individual that I can feel comfortable playing the audio on speakers, Bluetooth, in front of my whole class.
Oh hey Zy0x, I am so grateful you are streaming this is such a nice calming, soothing experience that really makes me happy and makes me enjoy Genshin Impact even further than I already do. You are such a respectable, cool, calm individual that I can feel comfortable playing the audio on speakers Bluetooth in front of my whole class.
M for miaw
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what makes zy0x such an entertaining streamer is that his mouth works faster than his brain does
Zajef can attest to his mouth speed
His mouth works faster? 😳
What that mouth do 😳
Ayo?
HUH
he's the only streamer that can keep up with my attention span because we both get distracted every 10 seconds
LMFAOOO frrr
ikr😭😭
real
5/6
look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail 😩
We need to make sure this dude stays relevant bc imagine he actually goes down the plan b route and this is the guy defending you in court
@@ontanontan9372 it's 2027, i get arrested for whatever reason and this is my lawyer but the first thing that comes to my mind is "hey i know you, you're the funny guy that used to constantly talk about balls on genshin streams several years ago!!"
next thing you know i am sentenced to 100 years in prison, no bail but balls for sure cause i just remembered my lawyer about his past LMFAO
Man's whole streaming career can be summed up in one phrase. " Trust me bro "
almost everything he says sounds like he let his intrusive thoughts win and it's so funny to me
It might be easier to explain watching hentai than watching zy0x
So true
Avg. Socks enjoyer🥵
i am very appreciative of u, person who puts together these videos💙 it's so great to see my favorite calming genshin strimmer being calm and not yelling about being horny for al haitham and dying every 0.5 seconds, he's so therapeutic to watch
Borderline ASMR
Oh my god Zyox. Not only did I know that you were already tall, humble, charismatic, funny, entertaining, and just... good overall, that you deserve this piece, but now, I really can see... you getting rewarded for once, when every other time you've been unlucky
You forgot Calming
Don’t forget COLOSSAL
You forgot long
Most sane law student fr
like i genuinely asked him if he's this kind of a loud streamer, (bec it was my first time watching him on twitch) then he gave me a rap answer 💀💯
he's now my fav streamer btw
“I’m just assembled alternatively” is such a 5million IQ phrase
7:20 based and true, I salute Zy0x for his bravery on behalf of all British people
15:01
"what if he says alhaitham but naked"
ngl i'd pull for cyno just to hear that
Possibly the second most maniacal streamer below Jerma985. Nobody can out crazy that man.
“If I chop you up in a meat grinder…”
true. the only difference is that there are more sex jokes in zyox’ stream, since he’s younger than jerma 77 years of age or so, it could be higher idrk..
@@deliriouspenis 76* jerma molted again 2 weeks ago
yeah only difference is that jerma is a fragment of our imagination
I lost it when he tried to impress his viewers and was like "watch me watch me" and then his Diluc drowned in water because of lack of stamina 💀
Hey zy0x, I'm so grateful you're streaming. This is such a nice calming soothing experience that really makes me happy and makes me enjoy Genshin Impact even further than I already do. You are such a respectable, cool, and calm individual that I can feel comfortable playing the audio on speakers, Bluetooth, in front of my whole class.
Ngl, my bro asked me who this is and why is he like this, and I don't even know where to begin.
8:02 …..yeah apologize to me💀
sorry ralf💀
@@beth0247 its ok😔
the description i cant
also zy0x a cutie 😳
These compilations are such high quality. Keep it up man!
"Speaking of Earth, Girth"
THIS DUDE😭😭😭
this man is definitely one of the most entertaining streamers out there
The day zy0x will get rid of the rain in inazuma, it will be a big milestone for humanity.
I am very thankful for clip compilations like this because I can almost never get to a zy0x stream because he streams in the middle of the night
Oh hey Zy0x, I am so grateful you are streaming this is such a nice calming, soothing experience that really makes me happy and makes me enjoy Genshin Impact even further than I already do. You are such a respectable, cool, calm individual that I can feel comfortable playing the audio on speakers Bluetooth in front of my whole class.
The perfect transition doesn't exists.
The perfect transition. 15:00
he is so down bad for al haitham, bro. same.
3:22 amazes me still. What a beautiful memory.
i’m actually scared that my brother will catch me watching zy0x and i’m ngl i don’t have a brother
“I’m just assembled alternatively”
Same energy as "Onorthodox display of hubris but very well"
7:09 "Someone took the queen's gnosis"💀
more zyoxussy hell yea
I like how some of these clips are sped up to make zyox even more unhinged 👌👌
Times like this are why I’m glad I have headphones while at a homeschool event
3:22 "When I see it, ill see it". Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
I’ve never watched him live but I honestly just feel like he is off his adhd meds the whole time haha lot of energy and being all over the place
I a world full of bitterness, toxicity and twitter, I really love Zyox community lol
6:35 “Catch” some skills
14:59 perfect transition
I really love Zyox his so entertaining. Last year i only watch him while waiting for my fave streamer.
Zy0x you are so calming.
This video is borderline ASMR.
PHOTOSYNTHETIC GOODBYE
6:46 You let him die but you also called him god of anemo so i forgive you.
Thanks for these vids!
8:07 "I will let Alhaitham kill me"
Bro been watching these clips and I must say, if your goal was to make people watch Zy0x's streams, then you've succeeded 😉
gotta love these transitions
I love these videos !! Thanks sm for the effort ❤
i was watching this and my sister walked in and laughed at me.
This is my first time seeing any of Zy0x's stream content. This mans is unhinged
Wow Zy0x not only
7:30 nah i know 5 scara simps who are normal... its so weird but its possible
THE DESCRIPTION LMAOOOO
I live for these videos.
New strategy: Battery the battery
built different? no, "assembled alternatively" 🤣🤣
1:04 that Elmo laugh
He really likes does Alhaitham girthy jokes
thanks for making these clips lovee it
YESSS MORE VIDS OF THIS THANK U
i love these vids so much LOLZ
Imagine how many times will Zy0x die from drowning in Fontaine.
i think dori's the best character if you need a battery who also needs a battery
please do more i love these so much
Oh hey another video of my favorite strimmer being PogO for 20 minutes, very epic
Umm....so is the geovishap really called Ralf?
Lol the pin!!!
0:55 facts. Jokes aside, some people are still in denial that dori is better than a low budget raiden.
What if Cyno says 'cement' 😂 I can't with Zyox.
he fine
5:43 same
9:28 wtf is that noise 💀
bro i love watching these videos
Love the description, excellent video
is the audio just ever so slightly higher pitched than normal lol
wow our whole family will walk in on ig shshsh thank you for the videos
He's like if cooking with xiao was a streamer (almost similar voice too)
As someone named Ralf, i love this video
1:47 me during NNN T-T
i look forward to these vids each and everyday
Why am i still here
18:17 is CRAZYY 😭😭
Imagine if my brother actually walked in that would be interesting💀
Photosynthetic memory 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ah yes thank you I’m gonna need this before doing an exams
my favorite series
my brain is satisfied watching him that hes actually relaxing to watch lmao
10:17 8381 damage
Watch
"I'm not a brand risk"
19:09 great edit
If you need to battery to battery a battery to battery the battery, use Dori!
12:45 "I'LL LITTERALY- I'M GONNA MUTE MY MIC MIDSENTENCE AND WE'LL SEE IF I ROLL GOOD OR BAD OKAY? WATCH"
just wasted 10 minutes of my life. great
mr socks is just what my inner thoughts are like but in real life
I am Literally working right now, Why am I listening to this ahahahahaha
i have the same room as my sister and i always have headphones on like 40% so she can clearly hear everything :)
5:18 I love how his voice starts peaking
8:42 I'm dead lmfao
Assembled alternatively
gives me serotonin
the skype ringtone pls 😭
Bro when he said the rectem I was like "What is that?"
*When I search it up*
💀