Joe Rogan Got Exposed by Neil deGrasse Tyson?!?😳👀 - Joe Rogan | Neil deGrasse Tyson
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- Опубликовано: 30 апр 2023
- Neil deGrasse Tyson explains to Joe Rogan why we would never know our exact height.
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Girl: "I only date 6ft"
Guy:
If that's a requirement for her she's a bimbo and not worth the effort of taking to.
lol
😂😂
I only date big boobs.
"No man is 6 ft tall because we don't measure properly take that"
He’s the literal personification of “well, technically”
You’ve nailed it.
He can come off smug because he speaks from a position of knowing wtf he’s talking about to an audience who generally know nothing. So I can see why a lot of people hate on him.
But what he says is something people don’t tend to think about a lot, but has some relevance.
Like the way physics describes how reality works is in terms of mathematics. For example the curvature of a circle is the ratio of its circumference to its diameter, described as “π”
But pi doesn’t exist in the real world, it’s an incalculable abstraction because in real life there’s no such thing as a perfect circle.
But we use the value of pi in many equations that describe real world phenomena like the cosmological constant and Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle.
So the fact that pi is just an imaginary abstraction, yet is used to describe our observed reality, is something of a paradox. This illustrates the incompleteness of mathematics and measurement as tools to describe objective reality. Perhaps the true nature of reality is, in the end, unknowable.
Really it’s a somewhat profound epistemological point he’s trying to make.
But nuance like this is lost on most people. They just hear shit like this and go like “ummm ackshually!!! 🤓 😂”
Holy shit that is such a good one
@@eudawg6699yea he neiled it
@@Justin-gv3lpthey are just jealous and start raging that their iq/attention span cant keep up with him
For context, Joe asked Neil if he wanted some water
Lol
NAHHH
Broooo😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
Omg, spot on LoL
this is getting old now icl
I cackled at this, thank you xD
@@Napoleon_673 it's still hilarious
Lmao this was funny
Guy: "I'm just short it's not that serious it's not rocket science."
Neil:
Underrated
yeah "guy" rogan
@@dextrosinistral7138 I meant any short guy in general😂. Joe didn't say what I quoted, I thought that would've been obvious.
Neil : “technically if you look at the logistical half life equation attributing to inundated existential cause from pheumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, you would see it IS rocket science. Dummy.”
No way you called Joe Rogan just a “guy”😭😭
He's the type of person who's going to read terms and conditions from top to bottom and hit "I disagree"
Lmfao super underrated comment
Lmfao😂
And?
That’s supposed to be an insult? Just admit he’s smarter than you and most of the people in the comments
I guess you haven’t seen the apple South Park episode.. 🐛
I am 5’8” and every guy my height says they’re 5’10”.
Yep and every legit 5’10 guys claims 6’0.
I'M 5'10" and 3/4 without shoes and i claim 5'11. Of course im not lying if i dont mention the shoes. 😅
and every 6ft claims they 6ft2@@user-zz5og2lf7p
I’m a girl who’s 5’8 and everytime a guy says he’s the same he always ends up being shorter 😂
I am 5'10 and always says that i am 5'7
Bradley Martyn: but I’m 260
"No because its impossible for humans to measure weight accurately, you're actually 158.5 pounds."
LOL ASSKISSER
😂
Are u closer to 259 or 261
ASSKISSEEER
“I’m 5’8”
“Are you 5’7…”
Me af
He said 5'3/4.
That sounds stupid but it's actually real. Most dudes that claim 5'8 are capping
@@getglewhy would someone claim to be 5’8”?
@@ariicibecause being 5'7 is sad lol
Neil: How tall are you?
Joe: About 1.6% of a football field.
Gravitas
That would make him 4’8”. He’s actually 1.92% of a football field.
Sorry 😂
@@sidneyblack1036 360ft football field?
😂😂😂
@@TweedSuit “It can never be exact” 😂
Neil: "How tall are you?"
Joe: "I am exactly 1.1116e+35 Plank lengths tall."
“It can never be exact”
Well that justifies me claiming 5’10 from 5’8.5 then🤣
“Are you 5’7 and 3/4”
“No Neil I said 5’8”
How did I miss that 😂
All these likes but I'm the 2nd comment...that's craazy LOL
Sometimes scientists are really just out of touch with reality lol be careful of what they say and always triple check the facts before…
It's edited ....
He might have been 5’8 in his prime, if Joe is more than 5’6 now I’d be surprised
How to get rogan to admit he’s 5’3
😂😂
I am 5'3 ;)
He’s a centaur
@@jugalyadav7845 q😊
@@boyafrika5748google joe rogan short. Theres one photo of him from some hunting video where he looks like a toddler and i cant find it. I think he paid to have it removed from the internet. He looks so short it looked photoshopped
Imagine talking to your carpenter about the size of something and he starts doing this 🤣
"He's a 10 but he fits Neil's description"
*Tyson:* It can _never_ be exact.
*Rogan:* In that case I'm 6'1".
And I'm a midget in a bikini
If that’s the case i started dunking at 5”8
😂
😂😂😂
and you would still be just as short...
Neil's the type of man who would put a tomato in a fruitbowl.
He cold 🥶 like that
Lool
😂😂😂
😂😂
Sounds reasonable
Could never smoke pot with Neil
Coke either
@@kbshowtyme He will learn to stfu
@@kbshowtymeLMAO dude doesn’t need that he’s already too high in himself that shit. xD
I’d be doing 25-life
Joe: Thank you for coming on the podca.....
Neil:
Context: Joe asked Neil how his day was
He asked what Joe was up to.
Makes sense now😅
Cringe unoriginal comments tbh. Npc comments. U all just babble and copy others. Fr.
Right 😂😂😂😂😂 dead 💀
😂😂
I fucking love how dramatic he sounds with that “it can never be exact” like we gotta change the way we live and think now
😂😂
It s actually a pretty interesting thing to me.
We can devide a space into infinitesimal part and the number 5’8 being of those parts. The only thing we can do is find intervals in which we know the number 5’8 is there. But we can t never point the 5’8
Lmfaoooo like it matters
The US should also change to the metric system like the rest of the world.
its crazy because he said this same exact thing you’re saying,about ufos 😂😂😂which is hilarious this is where he focuses his genuis
Told my boss that, got fired
"Sir, this is a subway"
“I'm 5’8”
“Are you 5’7 and 3/4” that is such a passive aggressive way of saying no your not
I appreciate it though. Joe must be closer to 5’6 than anything based on him standing next to others.
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 yeah I’m 5’7 and he’s definitely shorter than me
Lol tiny man
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 Yeah i’m 5’8 1/4” and people actually think I’m taller than I am
@@iam-retarded-but still can beat you
Context: Joe asked NDT what he had for breakfast
Unoriginalass comment
😂😂😂
Well actually….
Michael Chandler and NDT seem to be related
Rob Paul the creator of Celebs height must be having a panic attack right now 😂
“Sir, I just asked how’s your day”
Neil’s brain overthinks the simplest of things and explains them like he’s discovered life on mars
Neil never disappoints
Exaaactly… he thinks he’s different kind of genius
I mean that's science for you...
@@ayyubvernon1557 ...that should sleep...
Pretty much all geniuses like him overthink everything
Neil asks a profound, yet random question, Joe answers.
RUclipsr: JOE ROGAN EXPOSED BY NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON
It even was a dumb question and a dumb conclusion
How was the question "profound"? He just asked him for his height.
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 I was generalizing
@@mane0ne
No you weren't, as there is no general pattern that questions are profound.
@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 while there is indeed nothing profound here that doesn't mean that the person's intent wasn't generalization.
The only indication here of anything is that they used the wrong word for what they were meaning.
I mean, unless you're a mind reader through internet text. 😆
Then and only then might you be right about your claim of their intent.
bro just explained absolute uncertainty quite well
“Now Wait a minute, are you taller or shorter than the 1/16 line on a tape measure?”
How to complicate a easy question:
And even asking the question is completely pointless and overcomplicating it. Imagine if Tyson tried this stupid conversation on Dawkins, trying to enlighten Dawkins with this rubbish! Did he seriously think Rogan was going to say "wow you've just blown my mind"
I suppose he’s asking the question so he could make a point about another thing other than height measurement.
@@boliussa wow you must be fun
@@boliussa okay not so exciting so what does it mean to be 5’8 then?
The p(X=x) for a continuous variable always=0
Me convincing my tinder date that I am not lying about my "6 feet stature"
Me putting 6ft in my bio(im 5'1)
@@goldenbard I'm 6ft1 and i would exchange my heigh with yours instantly if i could. I got multiple herniated discs from manual labor and i could workout 20 years in the gym and still look skinny
@@Professional.Bro.777 i would trade mine with yours too,people constamtly think im 7 years or so younger and it gets annoying quick,so lets do it i guess dm me your data :)
Hahahaha
💀
Joe rogan looks like he’d beat me up but I could just step over him lmao
Neil said you're not 5.8' in a very indirect way 😅😅
He sounds like a bad contractor trying to explain to you why your house isn't square.
Goodness 13k likes. That's a lot of lopsided houses.
It can never be truly square.
- NDT, general contactor
Underrated comment
HAHAHA made me spit out my food
Lmao
Nothing is ever truly square my father owned his own business building and remodeling houses he always says the tape measure gives you the closest measurements possible but never give exact measurements my grandpa who is one of the best wood workers I have ever met and he says the same thing
Niel is the type of guy who has a photo of himself as a Screensaver
OK that one's backhanded 😂
wait?.. Am I not supposed to do that?
@@obiwanshinobi87yeah that seems kinda normal
@@obiwanshinobi87 less weird than naming yourself as a character and basing your whole personality of that character
@@adrianhernandez8600 lol am I supposed to be offended?
P.S unless it's for a joke.. I don't actually roleplay but ok :P You gonna have to do better than that mate.. who got your panties in a twist?
Joe is actually 5'6" 🐸
"I am shrinking" 😂
CORRECTION : Joe Rogan was 5'8" with hair. Now he's 5'7" lol
And shoes. Yes, he's 5'7 barefoot.
He's 5'8" with his ego. Don't even make me add his RUclips subs... that will just bump him up to 6'2" 1/2.( Based on his suba today 9/8/23 5:01 PM-UTC/GMT-5
Hes 5 6 in all honesty.
@@jsm530but when you think about it he’s really just 5’5
"I'm shrinking" lmao
I'm dying for somebody to ask him "Who gives a fuck?"
Edit: Oh boy, I had no idea this sarcastic comment I added as a joke would strike a nerve with so many sensitive people. 😩🤣. Jeez, he's smart and you're smart too. Feel better?😌
I do because he's wrong.. can be exact in the time space given. I'm wrong on a bit, but I admit it.
Every person that ever used a wheel should give a fuck sir.
on god he acts like a know it all for no reason 💀
@@epochbeats4059 Spoken like a true counterfactual thinker. Tell me, are you mad because his personality and obsession with learning annoy you, or that they've made him so successful you feel inadequate in comparison.
I don't actually think you feel this way, I think you just have a nerd peeve issue where intellectual behaviors bother you which is extremely common in the west. But I do want you to know you're giving off small dick vibes when you bitch about nerds doing their nerd thing.
@@epochbeats4059it couldn’t be that he was ASKED TO COME ON THE PODCAST AND EXPLAIN THINGS, right?
Try telling that to a brick mason. 😂
Basically there is an infinite amount of space between 2 numbers. Got it
"Jamie pull up that video of that 5'7 bear ripping that guy apart"
I I SIR!
😂😂
😂
Neil is 6'2. He can solo the 5'7 bear 🗿
@@mjr697 Not if the 5'7" bear has a rocket powered baseball bat for a leg.
Neil is the type of person to say "objects arent touching because theres atoms inbetween them"
I’m pretty sure there’s a clip of him saying something like this somewhere
I think this way but I'm nothing like this guy 0_0;;
Deadass 😂
He says it in a cosmos episode
Lolol you defined him. He's that kid on the bus. Nobody was his friend so he had nothing to do but get a PhD . He came back to the neighborhood to tell them but the other kids still don't talk to him
Rogan: I'd measured it with my hair😂
Height is relative (me trying to cope)
Being trapped in a conversation with him would be hell
For a dumb person yeah
Just tell him he's wrong alway through the argument like "earth would be smoother then a cue ball". "No degrasse as cue balls aren't pear shaped 😅". Watch him overly explain, then be like "earths 80% water another degrasse theory flawed 🙄" whilst he starts being more obnoxious be like "so take the earth make it nothing like the earth smooth it perfectly over, then you have a mis shaped ball that you claim is earth 🤣"
When he says no one is exactly 5.8 so from 7 billion people no one is exactly 5.8 🤣🤣 guy's smoking more then just weed
@@gazw9595 there is no exact 5.8.
Earth is a ball , i don't know whats wrong with you.Are you a flattard?
Only if your IQ is somewhere on the lower end.
And judging by your comment, I have some bad news for you.
@@gazw9595wtf are you talking about
The craziest part about this whole thing is that joe thinks he’s 5’8
If your off a quarter of an inch you just round up
Nah your always an inch taller
@@tatagliacon He's likely about 5ft5.
He likely about 5'2
@@NoName-bb2pu 1/16 above 5 2
Damn I didn’t know joe was shorter than me
What kind of discussion is this 😂
“How tall are you?”
Neil: “There’s no way of knowing”
Neil is also the most humble person he knows
Good joke 😅
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Underrated yes 😂
This..100%. Smart guy. Who loves to hear himself talk, and correct others.
@@aristotlewasnotafanofplato3661and he certainly doesn't like being criticized
I'm gonna say this when my cuts are off at work
Neil even tries to argue with a tape measure.
Neil: "how tall are you?"
Joe "well I'm.." - Neil "actually you're wrong"
😂
"well, actually" 😂 but I still love Neil.
Ya Neil can be unreal sometimes lol
“…And I’ll tell you why.”
Neil the kinda guy who corrects people saying jelly when it's jam.
That's basically anyone outside of North America
You know th difference between jam amd jelly?
@@justinott8376Americans call jam “jelly”, hence “Peanut butter jelly sandwich” despite the jelly in the sandwich being jam. They call jelly “jello”
Preserves: am i a joke to you?
@@Kevin-rj5zp this is wrong. We have jelly which is made from fruit juice and also have jam too as you would know it.
Me realizing a tape measure end has 1/8 inch of play 😂
You know why tho right?
@@martijnjonkers2179 oh yeah I been a carpenter for a decade. It makes up for the thickness of the end so a push and pull measurement is the same.
@@archery.customsi had an intern in my shop a few years ago who i asked to “fix” all the play in the tape measures. When he asked how i knew enough.😂
Are you Six Foot?
5’11 guy:
For context, joe asked him his favorite color.
Oh good because that really clears things up here.
He asked him to calculate the mass of the sun using this information
Neil is the type if person that answers questions like TV episodes. He start off at the main point, then serves so far from it that you might forget why you're even talking to him.
Neil is what happens when a redditor becomes famous
😂 I've been seeing this one guy doing redditor impressions lately and you spot on
@@nikwhitbord8454 lmao! The short I got before this was that guy ahahaha.
@@nikwhitbord8454 The squinting guy with the kitten T-shirt? Love those clips.
@@nikwhitbord8454 me too! 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel better that Joe is as tall as me 😂
Neil never disappoints when he's about to say something mind blowing and ends up saying something mindless
He was actually making a very valid point about the imperfections of the imperial system of measurement when compared to the metric system. The metric systems more precise. Thie short was clipped in a way to take a small bit of a conversation and frame it in a way to make the guy look stupid.
@@levy9595 That may all be true and it probably is but what's absolutely unforgivable is that this Neil video was the same as your comment.... boring.
Y’all missed his point low IQ dummies I’m ashamed to be in your existences and I’m 20 years old. The number can never be exact because you can always go in between the line. 1/16th to 1/32nd to 1/64th… numbers are infinite, so therefore so is your height technically
@@levy9595 This isn't about metric vs imperial. Neither system is more precise than the other they're just scales. What hes talking about is the inherent imprecision in all measurement, whether metric or imperial, whether a ruler or a laser tape measure.
@@levy9595you are half correct the same logic for the imperfections of the imperial system shown in this vid also applies to metric system
Me when I fuck up a measurement on the job site:
💀💀😭😭
😂😂
The worker when I want to go on a roller coaster:
I feel like we gotta couple of 5’5 fellas over here
Neil essentially does those monologues you do alone in your room before you realise how it is not, in any way, conducive of decent human interaction.
Lmfaooooo
He thinks so highly of himself that it overcomes his ability to realize that nobody wants to hear it... and unfortunately, it's because there are people who want to hear it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ibealion1 so what you’re saying in your own sentence is that the first half of what you said is incorrect?
@@ibealion1nobody wants to hear it. This is why his documentaries are some of the most watched of all time and his book sold 8 million copies lol
A scientist will say “we can never be exact” but an engineer will say “that’s true but we can get close enough”
By just using the metric system
An engineer would call it: "uncertainty in measurement" and would go into mathematics of it.
@@SandwichGlitch there's no greater precision in metric over American measurements.
@@drewpamon Before I call you out, maybe incorrectly, probably not, could you explain what you mean please?
There's dead nuts then there's a change in temperature
Bro asked the most personal question
“Idk well have to bust out the tape measure.” Joe sounded so done with Neil 😭
He's the type of guy to say "I'm not touching you there are electrons repelling"
It’s not rape. It’s strictly science
I think he got out of a sexual harassment case that way
He definitely has said that before.
Lmao
Neil's the kind of person who unfolds a child's paper airplane and tells them they made it incorrectly.
😂
then rebuild it, and it hoovers for 15 minutes
Damn 😅
Even though they didn't
@@willie417No way. Neil Degrasse Tyson is an actor, not an aerospace engineer.
Imagen how easy this conversation would be if they used the metric system
Neil just learned this in his first grade class at Terrence Howard Elementary.
Sometimes even astrophysicists can be fucking stupid
Do you not understand what he's saying?
@@samrojas7538 It's false, a Plank length is the smallest possible length. My issue with the clip though is that Neil thinks he's intelligent for knowing such basic concepts, he goes over the top on everything just to be perceived as smart, ends up making him look like a dumbass.
@@samrojas7538 youre not smart for understanding what he said it wasnt complicated at all
@@hummer6938 well you are definitely not smart for trying to insult somebody asking a genuine question for the sole purpose of trying to educate somebody. I never presented myself as trying to act smarter then anybody. I think the fact that you were offended by that shows your insecurities and you need to work on those because I can tell that you might be just a little bit Miserable as a human being and there is no need to be insecure, I'm sure you are very smart Learn To Love Yourself
The problem is that he thinks everyone else around him is stupid so he ends up talking down to them, the only time this guy shuts up is when he is in the presence of actual smart people
Context: Joe asked him if he can be as tall as a bear.
Neil: How tall are you?
Joe: about 10.25/16 of a grizzly bear
“Is it raining outside?”
Neil - “what is rain?”
Jordan Peterson has entered the chat
@@edgargarred4319*Socrates has entered the chat
What is love 🤔?❤
😂😂😂
Literally almost spilled my coffee ☕️ 😂
Neil out there badly explaining that all measurement tools have a tolerance lol
He doesn’t know what he’s talking about, the line rides the edge of the 16th of an inch, so you have to go from edge to the same edge to get and exact 16th…
@@rainin4184 Damn bro we get it, you don’t have to say the exact same thing Under every comment
@@rainin4184 thats what i was thinking. Like yeah nothings going to be exactly perfect. But they are spaced out exactly the same each time so no, you are not "adding" the lines width. That makes no sense unless your brain crosses wires.
@@rainin4184 Even then, how exact are we talking? What temperature was the tape measure calibrated at? Because it will expand or contract slightly at different temperatures.
Sounds petty, but we once had someone bring a pen to physics class that had its length engraved on the side to something like 6 decimal places, and the teacher told us it was BS, and there was no way it could be that accurate unless you knew exactly what temperature that number was taken at.
@@roscoewhite6347 It depends on what type of measuring apparatus that you use. For example, thermometers that use mercury are more accurate than thermometers that use alcohol. You can get exact measurements if you control for all variables like temperature, but even under normal conditions you are deviating by an insignificant amount.
Basically, Neil is being pedantic because nearly all scientific experiments are done with measurements that are not exact, but are good enough. Also, he is flat out wrong because in fact there are devices that measure exactly.
I’ll be using the “It can never be exact” line for years to come 😉
Bro is explaining 10th grade physics bro im crying😭
When you think you're smart, the result is Neil.
He IS smart, he's just a narcissistic asshole on top of that
When you think you smart but don't know how to do fractions 😅😂
Is that your final answer?
No no no, When you think you’re smart you act and sound like Neil. When you’re really smart, you act and sound like Brian Cox
@@aidencashy6727 lol, his name is Cox
"Jamie, just put up that video of that Grizzly bear using that tape measure"
😂😮😮😂 these are too fking good
I cant breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can tell everything after the ''but wait a minute'' was carefully rehearsed in the shower that morning
Bro facts like it 75% fit what joe actually hit him with
When I start asking questions like this im either drunk or high
Neil is the type of guy to remind the teacher when they forget the homework
The only thing I know for sure is that he did his homework 😅
Neil: how tall are you?
Joe: i don't know, Jamie pull up that bear video where it took DMT.
Because everyone would love to hear and use precise heights.
"Are those pant legs 39.1432685975 inches long? Only 39.144, you say? Pass. Too long."
No way your going to measure up to a nanometer 😂
Neil accidentally found every short guys worst fear 😂
or blessing ;)
He wasn’t bullied enough in school
LOL
He doesn’t know what he’s talking about, the line rides the edge of the 16th of an inch, so you have to go from edge to the same edge to get and exact 16th…
He was a college wrestler so he was a swole nerd so nobody could bully him and this is the result
@@Mamluk8989 r u for real?
@@MikeAIright he wrestled in college so it’d be hard to bully him lol
There is absolutely no shot Joe Rogan is even close to 5’8”. More like 5’6”.
“Are you gojo because you’re gojo or do you gojo because you’re jojo”
The way he said “I’m shrinking!” With a scared voice 😭😂
He doesn’t know what he’s talking about, the line rides the edge of the 16th of an inch, so you have to go from edge to the same edge to get and exact 16th…
THE PIN!!!! Let’s goooo!!
Jesus is lord ❤
@@camilosanchez831 no he isn’t god is, allah, Jesus was human, it’s not possible to be human and god
@@rainin4184God can reveal himself in human form. That man is Jesus Christ. Repent and believe the gospel.
Imagine being on Mars with this guy.
Well, it's a perfect place for a murda
Sounds I'm jumping into space
Seems fun but only for a day. any longer and I will mysteriously be a space nerd ☠️
Greenland probably 😂
🤯
Dad, drive faster. I'm gonna be late for school. The test starts in exactly 7 minutes.
NDT:
Video title was crazy
But the video is even crazier 😂
Tyson, the Steven Seagal of science
Underrated comment right here 😂 so true
Absolutely perfect. That's exactly who he's like just in the science community.
Nothing more true has ever been said.
@@chrisarbour man shut up you're not in the science community 😂
LMFAO this is the perfect description of him
Neil Tyson is the kind of guy to wake up his family to tell them he's going to bed.
Dude.