How the Secret Russian Tsunami Bomb Works

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @nf8721
    @nf8721 5 лет назад +1836

    Poseidon bomb: "I am the most powerful weapon ever created"
    A random fishing net: "I'm bout to end this man's whole carrer"

    • @jaxson9310
      @jaxson9310 5 лет назад +10

      NF YES

    • @GeneratedPerson
      @GeneratedPerson 5 лет назад +44

      LUQMAN HAZIQ BIN SAIFUL AZWAL - I’d like to pawn it

    • @moohooman
      @moohooman 5 лет назад +58

      Sounds stupid, but honestly, this is a very fucking valid defence. It would have to be a fine net and quite far out, but that could work quite well in a war scenario

    • @jthejedigaming8303
      @jthejedigaming8303 5 лет назад +24

      bruh they probably give you $20 for it

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +5

      @@moohooman or the drone will drag the fishing boat under water. This is already a risk with a regular submarine.

  • @jeiku5314
    @jeiku5314 5 лет назад +13066

    How to defend yourself from a 500 meter high tsunami:
    Rapidly build a 501 meter high Dutch sea wall.

    • @okaycool8977
      @okaycool8977 5 лет назад +113

      Daniel Jakes 👍🏾

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 5 лет назад +213

      Yup, that's what I was thinking. But wow, that would be expensive and take a lot of resources to accomplish.

    • @break1146
      @break1146 5 лет назад +110

      We have an inflatable flood defense system just around the corner here. Just make it really tall and long lol.
      (Ramspol barrier if you want to look it up)

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +118

      Well, the wall structure would have to be incredibly strong, thick, and durable to stand up against a tsunami that has a ton of force power powerful enough to destroy any buildings in it's way. Oh and not to mention, the splash impact on a wall tall enough to withstand this theoretical wall would allow some of the water to pass through, so uh yea.

    • @MrMarsh263
      @MrMarsh263 5 лет назад +63

      I mean they used a nuke, you can't defend against it once its been triggered. Its Mutually Assured Destruction at that point.

  • @brendanswift6755
    @brendanswift6755 Год назад +18

    Easy way to prevent Poseiden. Take every warmongering leader you can get your hands on, gaffer tape them to the OUTSIDE of a dragon module, atop a nice shiny spacex rocket, and hit launch :)

  • @aiwasowski
    @aiwasowski Год назад +10

    Prophet AIois Irlmaier (1894-1959): "...I see a large bomb falling in the water well then something very strange happens. The water lifts itself as high as a tower and falls down hard again, then everything is flooded. There is an earthquake and half the large island will sink. The southern part of England slips into the water."

  • @paulrdgers3914
    @paulrdgers3914 4 года назад +930

    "Sir the enemy has launched a tsunami, what is your plan of action?"
    "Spray the entire area with Never Wet"

    • @dansaunders6957
      @dansaunders6957 4 года назад +24

      No Mr. president that won't really work I'm afraid....

    • @showerhead2710
      @showerhead2710 4 года назад +29

      We could use flex tape

    • @masterpuni7371
      @masterpuni7371 4 года назад +9

      No Sir call the surfers.

    • @user-si5ik5xf3m
      @user-si5ik5xf3m 4 года назад

      Just trash them up with disatmos
      Even if it will be the death end

    • @theEwanGH
      @theEwanGH 4 года назад

      @@showerhead2710 lol

  • @pegeonpera
    @pegeonpera 5 лет назад +724

    (while watching the video)
    Relax, it must be a concept and not a real thing
    _Russian Navy has already ordered 30_
    *THEY DID WHAT??*

    • @notjukebox7
      @notjukebox7 5 лет назад +13

      Not the Navy!

    • @netherwalker1762
      @netherwalker1762 5 лет назад +16

      Damn, this is what One Piece was warning us about!

    • @y33t23
      @y33t23 5 лет назад +4

      *_YOU WHAT?!_*

    • @vicebabie1296
      @vicebabie1296 5 лет назад +4

      that was funny as fuck HAHAHAHA

    • @djstringsmusic2994
      @djstringsmusic2994 5 лет назад +12

      @John Doe To be fair that show is 90% incorrect. Pretty much every single thing said about radiation, the dangers of the melt down, and it's potential effect are insanely wrong. Thunderfoot did a really great series on it and is actually experimenting to figure out what actually caused the explosion. Very interesting.

  • @k.sullivan6303
    @k.sullivan6303 Год назад +50

    Back in the old days or perhaps even now in some remote areas in the world, fishermen sometimes used explosives to harvest fish from lakes rivers and oceans. This is now banned in most countries. I wonder what this bomb you mention would do to marine life.
    Human beings might never find out the results if such a bomb was activated

    • @DV-zv4ox
      @DV-zv4ox Год назад +1

      Near any coastline in North America and you have tens of millions of people dead and tens of millions more sick from the fallout.

    • @azarelthecreator7098
      @azarelthecreator7098 Год назад +1

      @@DV-zv4ox This is the inevitable fate fo the 22 million inhabitants of florida. They dont have much time just based on the changes happening in nature. That place will be cleansed of all that wickedness and destruction of land that is going on there soon enough.

    • @karantikoo9302
      @karantikoo9302 Год назад +7

      he is talking about millions of people being killed
      and you are like ''wHaT aBoUt tHe FiShEs''

    • @k.sullivan6303
      @k.sullivan6303 Год назад +2

      @@karantikoo9302 You totally missed the point.

    • @Dulltableaux
      @Dulltableaux 4 месяца назад +1

      If this world degenerates to the point that this bomb is actually detonated , you're question is moot.

  • @bernardorodriguez4285
    @bernardorodriguez4285 Год назад +8

    Also, remember that the tsunami would be aimed at the coast. That means the rest of its energy would spread in every other direction. So, the yield would be wasted overall. You can't aim the blast yield in a range of anything else than 369 degrees in 3 dimensions.

    • @fk4410
      @fk4410 Год назад +3

      Who cares if the blast if big enough

  • @onnoe4374
    @onnoe4374 4 года назад +514

    Defense for Poseidon: empty the water out of all the oceans

    • @abdouaboud7490
      @abdouaboud7490 4 года назад +8

      Good what about the bomb itself

    • @edwardbrown3721
      @edwardbrown3721 4 года назад +14

      @@abdouaboud7490 it's a torpedo, it needs water to move

    • @sabko8091
      @sabko8091 4 года назад +5

      @@edwardbrown3721 what if they decide to drop it from a plane

    • @edwardbrown3721
      @edwardbrown3721 4 года назад +8

      @@sabko8091 then you shot it down, air defence tech is much more advanced than current seaborne technology

    • @sabko8091
      @sabko8091 4 года назад +4

      @@edwardbrown3721 that is a good point but even if they shot it down, this is a 200 megaton bomb so it would probably blow up and still obliterate everything on the ground

  • @DemonArshan
    @DemonArshan 5 лет назад +749

    I Just ordered a cardboard box from Chernobyl, it was the cheapest microwave
    I could find...

    • @mazowskii3342
      @mazowskii3342 5 лет назад +46

      3.6 roentgen not great not terrible

    • @mirilizz4389
      @mirilizz4389 5 лет назад +3

      Well have fun experiencing radioactive diseases🤗😉👌

    • @user-td8if4fb1v
      @user-td8if4fb1v 5 лет назад +4

      Electromagnetic radiation (non-ionizing radiation) from a microwave is not the same as nuclear radiation (ionizing radiation) from a nuclear disaster.

    • @aaronscarpa7469
      @aaronscarpa7469 5 лет назад +11

      Ashley, just appreciate the joke...

    • @DemonArshan
      @DemonArshan 5 лет назад +2

      @@user-td8if4fb1v and ?

  • @JanoschNr1
    @JanoschNr1 Год назад +14

    06:20 Counter underwater Nukes that are even bigger so they crush the cobalt infested nukes wave

    • @jozefhorvat3625
      @jozefhorvat3625 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂👎👎👎

    • @j4genius961
      @j4genius961 4 месяца назад +1

      Are you INSANE🤣????

    • @0mniVerse777
      @0mniVerse777 3 месяца назад

      Oh and create an even bigger tsunami, nice idea💀

  • @dontknowbrian
    @dontknowbrian Год назад +2

    Such happy thoughts at bedtime! So much to look forward to nowadays.

  • @edwardbrown3721
    @edwardbrown3721 4 года назад +879

    Aliens: what if we hide our mothership under the ocean?
    Russia: No.

    • @reinerbraun4504
      @reinerbraun4504 4 года назад +29

      Russian guy : found you blyat

    • @seanfeely7990
      @seanfeely7990 4 года назад +15

      Russia: what about *no*

    • @Nnneemo
      @Nnneemo 4 года назад +15

      Find another place xeno-blyat.

    • @maoama
      @maoama 4 года назад +14

      RAH RAH RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE...
      ****Edit to your comment. Niet*.

    • @giovannisotgia3669
      @giovannisotgia3669 4 года назад

      666 likes lol!

  • @AwfulWeather5684
    @AwfulWeather5684 4 года назад +357

    I guess you could always just surf the wave brah. Hang 10, or 17 depending on how many extra toes you grow from the radiation

  • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
    @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e Год назад +33

    Wow...
    So I'm off from work at home recovering from a minor surgical procedure, kind of medicated and have been having weird fever dreams. Right before watching this video as the result of a Google search, I had just had a weird dream about being in or near Atlantic City, NJ when all of a sudden we all see these fiery giant waves in the distance, that look like mountains, moving towards the coast from multiple directions.
    Eventually everything is covered and I end up riding one of those casino/hotels like a boat inland a bit, and it still has power somehow (it is a dream after all). There's a store employee telling us all the merch is all free.
    At some point we end up going the opposite direction, being sucked in towards more nuclear tsunamis. The whole time some shitty European techno music is being played on a loop. I don't know if it was supposed to be playing at this hotel/casino I'm on or if it's just in my head, but last thing I remember before waking up was hearing that music and the building I'm riding sideways on about to roll over as we're riding into a crashing wave.
    The music alone was hell btw.
    Thank you for letting me use the comment section as a bit of a dream journal 😉

    • @Dragcnborn
      @Dragcnborn Год назад

      bro K holed or smn💀

    • @mike7652
      @mike7652 Год назад +5

      That's horrifying...European techno is just awful.

    • @brokentombot
      @brokentombot Год назад +4

      Those aren't mountains...

    • @Cozitto
      @Cozitto Год назад

      God can give you dreams about the end times. Repent of your sin, receive the forgiveness found in Jesus and pray that you would be worthy to escape such things.

  • @shawnkindred
    @shawnkindred Год назад +6

    During the pandemic, I tried to stop smoking (I since have) and on the second night had a terrifyingly vivid dream. I was on a boat in the middle of the ocean with many people but the boat was a school bus (weird I know). Panic set in as I looked out the window and saw two fighter type jets far far off over water, flying around together and the suddenly dropping something out of the bottom. I watch as the objects fell into the water and then felt a ‘boom’. As the people around me erupted into screams and chaos, I watched a wave in unimaginable size start to form and roll towards us. In my dream I had the thought ‘we will not survive that’ and because terrified along with the others. I turned my head and looked out of the opposite side of the boatbus and saw complete destruction (floating material from buildings and houses etc) as far as my eye could see, everything was broken and floating and more fighter jets flying around. I woke up instantly and laid by myself in a state of confusion (in disbelief I had a dream so vivid, and that it was some kind of ‘weaponized wave’). I had never thought/read/seen anything like that before. I gathered my thoughts and RUclipsd ‘weaponizing waves’ and this came up. It visually explained exactly what I saw in my dream and even took it a step further with the radioactive water as result from the bomb.. I didn’t then, and still don’t know what to make of it. I don’t dream, I’ve had a handful in the past 3 years, that being one of them. It’s 2 am right now and I stumbled across this video because I saved it. I’m married now with two daughters, my life is much different, but there was something about that dream and experience, I just wanted to type this out and share it.

    • @eddieforrest973
      @eddieforrest973 Год назад

      you just read to much into the dream its just your brain doing its thing rest easy the dumb tsunami bomb would never be used to use it means the end of the world super weapons are dumb they scare noone because to use them means the end of russia

  • @miuchte384
    @miuchte384 5 лет назад +284

    Solutions:
    1. Move to Uzbekistan
    2. Form Super-Chile Empire so nobody has a coastline but chile
    3. Build wall of Toyota Corollas

  • @adamhoman8302
    @adamhoman8302 Год назад +7

    Our best bet would be to create ships that specialize in frequency jamming. In order for Russia to detonate they would have to give it some sort of remote command, I'm thinking. We could expand this by creating our own army of drones to monitor activity far off from our coast. These drones could be tasked with attaching electrical deactivating and as a last resort explode the bomb premature.

    • @MrKbtor2
      @MrKbtor2 4 месяца назад +1

      They would have inertial and underwater seabed terrain guidance.

    • @TetsuoBeta
      @TetsuoBeta 3 месяца назад

      Sonar/radiological detection perimeter net with emp capacity?@@MrKbtor2

  • @kleropunt277
    @kleropunt277 5 лет назад +1333

    How to defend yourself from a 500-metre tsunami?
    *make a wall from every Toyota Corolla in the world*

  • @aidenriegle8269
    @aidenriegle8269 5 лет назад +561

    “A half kilometer tall radioactive apocalypse scale tsunami” great

    • @Draevan13
      @Draevan13 5 лет назад +23

      "What would you do if you saw a half kilometer tall radioactive apocalypse scale tsunami heading towards you?"
      **shrugs** Guess I'll die

    • @ggb2193
      @ggb2193 Год назад +1

      dont worry it only happens in newyork in movies thank goodness lol😂

    • @natzbat2986
      @natzbat2986 Год назад

      Thanks for the spoil

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 Год назад

      The tsunami wouldnt be radioactive since waves dont carry molecules

    • @xtensionxward3659
      @xtensionxward3659 Год назад

      @@ggb2193 well Hiroshima Nagasaki sure didn't happen in a movie

  • @tonysavage8150
    @tonysavage8150 8 месяцев назад +1

    The only plausible defense I could think of would be to set up a wall of EMPs around the far coastline that would go off as soon as something of that velocity passed their detection field. The problem is if the bombs go off once they are shut down the explosion will still vaporize an immense amount of water and cause the radiation to be sent up into the clouds when the water evaporates.

  • @jrm8206
    @jrm8206 Год назад +1

    4:26 "What would you do in that situation?" Give that wave the middle finger and smile/ chill a little bit before getting killed. No point in running.

  • @adamgraves6600
    @adamgraves6600 5 лет назад +1016

    Next real life lore video
    What would happen if you nuked a 500 meter wave

    • @RonBest
      @RonBest 5 лет назад +47

      Actually the best defence may be just that, but have these Counter-Poseidons at every coast city, and when a Poseidon goes off the anti poseidon goes off too, causing a 500m wave that goes towards the poseidon wave, then they cancel each others out on impact. No? This would fail hard wouldnt it? Fuck! :C

    • @bossgrub2716
      @bossgrub2716 5 лет назад +39

      @@RonBest I think it would create a wave going both ways. So no it probably wouldn't work

    • @RealCadde
      @RealCadde 5 лет назад +60

      And so Russia and the US plays the biggest game of pong ever.

    • @johnbattles3773
      @johnbattles3773 5 лет назад

      Yes

    • @Arkaelis
      @Arkaelis 5 лет назад +3

      And the wave just keeps getting bigger and faster with every bounce

  • @IxEATxMYxOWNxDICK
    @IxEATxMYxOWNxDICK 5 лет назад +1329

    Literally no one:
    Russia: 500 meter radioactive tsunami

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 5 лет назад +39

      Literally no one:
      This guy: no one jokes

    • @Ennighten
      @Ennighten 5 лет назад +2

      @@CoffeeSuccubusLol, nice one.

    • @HaristheBosniak
      @HaristheBosniak 5 лет назад +5

      **30 OF THEM**

    • @principallewis7298
      @principallewis7298 4 года назад +13

      Freak159753 right. No one was even talking about nukes in decades until trump came along and started bragging about America’s nuclear capability

    • @thestrays815
      @thestrays815 4 года назад

      How original

  • @chrishiestand2685
    @chrishiestand2685 Год назад +2

    One possible way to dissipate a wave like that would be to detonate a similar sized explosion or smaller explosion that would disrupt it. It would mean you'd have to have these types of countermeasures up and down your coasts. I'm not even certain how feasible it would be.

    • @gjgefc
      @gjgefc Год назад +1

      самый смешной комент)в 2раза больше радиактивных дождей и в 2раза больше волн если с фазой не угадать

    • @FlyLeah
      @FlyLeah Год назад +1

      Basically have nukes on your beaches? Not sure if that’s defending or just making the damage worse

    • @arnoldzyphill3167
      @arnoldzyphill3167 Год назад +1

      one way to avoid this possibility is there be no chance of ukraine joining nato and stationing first strike missiles next to moscow.if the russians are backed into setting one or more off by by.

    • @johnmagsarmdia3940
      @johnmagsarmdia3940 5 месяцев назад

      Maybe it can but the downside is increasing twice the radiation around. Nukes are literally hell in humans hands.

  • @vatranauraio4827
    @vatranauraio4827 Год назад +1

    The thing is that Americans and French were detonating nukes underwater to DECREASE the damage :). The 2004 earthquake released approx. 350 Mt of energy and the waves topped only 30 meters.

  • @soulenoid6701
    @soulenoid6701 5 лет назад +185

    But is it stronger than the Tsar Bomba?
    *200 megaton payload*
    Sweet Jesus

  • @ihasfingers3945
    @ihasfingers3945 5 лет назад +786

    How to survive a 500 meter tsunami.
    Everybody get into giant hamster balls and enjoy the ride.

    • @mich0355
      @mich0355 5 лет назад +14

      Or helicopter

    • @elytro1949
      @elytro1949 5 лет назад +8

      Omg i understood it with „get into giant hamster balls“ so fucking wrong Hahahaha

    • @andypie402
      @andypie402 5 лет назад +6

      You can actually buy that huge hamster ball for exactly this reason 👍 bit costly but it will be the best rollacoaster you have ever been on 😂

    • @s0me1i62
      @s0me1i62 5 лет назад +13

      But make shore it is a ball protected to radiation otherwise the other Rollercoaster after that isn't gonna be so fun...

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 5 лет назад +2

      Unless it is made of lead radiation is going to slowly kill you

  • @nicksundby
    @nicksundby Год назад +4

    We have gone wrong as a species

  • @Nturner822
    @Nturner822 Год назад +3

    100Mt was the theoretical max yield based on the sub’s volume, and experts predict more like 50Mt to leave room to shield radiation from detection…so you’ll be a little less dead

  • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740
    @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740 5 лет назад +319

    This weapon: Exists
    Salt Treaties: Am I a joke to you?

    • @okaycool8977
      @okaycool8977 5 лет назад

      Connor, the android sent by CyberLife nice name 😂

    • @VIRTUALESENCE
      @VIRTUALESENCE 5 лет назад

      what is a "Salt Treaties"

    • @zacharyfilion1437
      @zacharyfilion1437 5 лет назад +8

      @@VIRTUALESENCE Strategic Arms Limitation Talks

    • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740
      @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740 5 лет назад +1

      @@VIRTUALESENCE The Salt treaties were a pair of Cold-war era treaties that were implemented between the USSR & USA to limit the explosive power & number of nuclear weapons

  • @itheman6s766
    @itheman6s766 5 лет назад +4557

    It’s okay. The height limit is 256 meters.

    • @7scrubz
      @7scrubz 5 лет назад +103

      Minecraft reference lol

    • @Rayze64
      @Rayze64 5 лет назад +32

      @@suzettezamora1803 *meter, one block is one meter

    • @SkeetontheverycoolSkeleton
      @SkeetontheverycoolSkeleton 5 лет назад +23

      ANTHONY KRAVCHISHIN You’re going to get wooooshed.

    • @itheman6s766
      @itheman6s766 5 лет назад +26

      ANTHONY KRAVCHISHIN r/woooooosh

    • @hellyyy17
      @hellyyy17 5 лет назад +13

      AcOrDiNg To My CaCuLaTiOnS its 511 so we fucked

  • @thegrimmer
    @thegrimmer 11 месяцев назад

    4:15 Riddled with more inaccuracies. The water around the bomb is very unlikely to be the water in the tsunami that hits land. That's why it's called a "wave" and not a "water spout." So it's unlikely to contain much fallout at all.

  • @jingleban
    @jingleban Год назад +2

    Option #1 - Sonar homing spear gun torpedo, fires hollow needle projectiles at short range to pierce the skin of the Poseidon that flood and sink it. Have to be detected by some other means like audio, or radioactively sniffing.
    #2 - long range anti submarine / torpedo netting which would force the torpedo to dive beyond crush depth or surface and be detected by other sensors.
    #3 TBD

    • @user-ld7qp9rg1p
      @user-ld7qp9rg1p 3 месяца назад

      You ain't so smart......just build a big wall......dummy

    • @JDDC-tq7qm
      @JDDC-tq7qm 9 дней назад

      What if Russia builds about 100 Poseidon you still going to be screwed 😂

  • @iceblossom4819
    @iceblossom4819 5 лет назад +542

    Me: meh I'm safe, they just have 1 or 2 and prob not gonna place one near..
    *they already ordered 30 of them*
    Me: we dead bois

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 лет назад +6

      Not going to work on me, conventional nukes are needed to reach this far inland.

    • @s7ven.-mae52
      @s7ven.-mae52 5 лет назад

      They are ordered to be made so they probably only have a few

    • @rain-yg6lt
      @rain-yg6lt 5 лет назад +7

      Yep, they are insanely destructive weapons with large capability to ensure full annihilation of its enemy. Never again should mankind have war! For it would cause the destruction of mankind.

    • @carwyngriffiths
      @carwyngriffiths 5 лет назад

      IceBlossom yet is there actually any evidence that the claims are true?

  • @Real_Kelpo_Gaming111
    @Real_Kelpo_Gaming111 5 лет назад +2286

    “How will you protect yourself from a Poseidon?”
    Me: Use Dashlane

    • @eddiefilms904
      @eddiefilms904 5 лет назад +5

      Kelpo Gaming lol

    • @triggerhappyjay4794
      @triggerhappyjay4794 5 лет назад +7

      I don't get it

    • @LetoDK
      @LetoDK 5 лет назад +24

      @@triggerhappyjay4794 when you've been on educational RUclips channels long enough, you develope a certain instinctual reaction

    • @triggerhappyjay4794
      @triggerhappyjay4794 5 лет назад +5

      @@LetoDK still doing get it

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 5 лет назад +5

      Dashlane is very effective but what would you say about digging yourself under the beach sand?

  • @peterhey1051
    @peterhey1051 Год назад +1

    You cannot guarantee the placement of the energy through the water, not a chance of a wave being formed unless it is very close to shore. The defence is that fact that the weapon cannot perform its function, as quick as the explosion has happened most of the energy is released or lost, the water is not storing the kinetic energy. The upward swell of the water through its own mass and gravity will come down very quickly. Once the explosion is over there is no store of energy hence no wave.

  • @hermes_job_observer144
    @hermes_job_observer144 Год назад +2

    This type of warfare will be what leads to domed cities, whether for preventative measures or to deal with the fallout.

  • @stormynight1885
    @stormynight1885 Год назад +2

    Can dashlane defend me from the Poseidon drone?

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 5 лет назад +386

    *we need to build a sea wall*
    *and we will make Neptune pay for it*

    • @roridev
      @roridev 5 лет назад +5

      *Nep Nep*

    • @rejuszaleckas3082
      @rejuszaleckas3082 5 лет назад +2

      No we need a under water wall
      And possedian will pay for it

  • @Dark_Tale
    @Dark_Tale 4 года назад +307

    Me, sees a massive wave of unimaginable size: "Huh, I wonder if they will name our city Atlantis II."

  • @anthonyscofield2294
    @anthonyscofield2294 Год назад +1

    Solution: You detonate another Bomb between Tsunami and Shore to create a tsnumai as big as the first one, but in the other direction. They will cancel each other out. Easy :)

  • @animewarrior7
    @animewarrior7 Год назад

    Build a tsunami wall underwater approx. 100 m away from the shore. The wall is mechanically/automatically operated and can detect earthquake underground that would immediately be activated once it detects an earthquake

  • @joetaylor8602
    @joetaylor8602 5 лет назад +347

    “Here at real life lore, we love natural disasters”
    Ummmmm

    • @lando9848
      @lando9848 5 лет назад +16

      Natural disasters like nuclear explosions

    • @alexiscalleja6476
      @alexiscalleja6476 5 лет назад +3

      Radioactive tsunami .........yeah!!

  • @bruceburnett5372
    @bruceburnett5372 4 года назад +473

    We all line the beaches with our feet in the water and kick really hard.

    • @kevinTG554
      @kevinTG554 4 года назад +10

      underrated

    • @redbarrelentertainment
      @redbarrelentertainment 4 года назад +8

      Get all the Orca's from Seaworld and have a show on the shore and that will kick it back to Russia

    • @odst2450
      @odst2450 4 года назад +11

      Enough people could produce 201 megatons of power and deflect the tsunami.

    • @bruceburnett5372
      @bruceburnett5372 4 года назад +2

      @@odst2450 Too funny!

    • @iarejoey720
      @iarejoey720 4 года назад +3

      What if we blow bubbles too

  • @paulduffy8774
    @paulduffy8774 Год назад

    you guys are jack of all trades

  • @morganhawkins2250
    @morganhawkins2250 Год назад +5

    I have the simplest way to defeat the Poseidon torpedo it's called budget. For the last 50 years Russia has been making these kinds of weapons or at least saying that they're making them only to have them run out of budget in the last step. And let's face it with the Russian track record on safety there's probably a good chance one of these would blow up on their own shoreline.

    • @kavasir7042
      @kavasir7042 9 месяцев назад

      Probably like their carrier, needs a tug boat to drag it to foreign shores.

  • @antiscribe4150
    @antiscribe4150 5 лет назад +287

    "I see the mountains!"
    "Those aren't mountains..."
    *"They're waves..."*

    • @etsy5384
      @etsy5384 5 лет назад +7

      AntiScribe ahhhh intersteler

    • @darrenwey5088
      @darrenwey5088 5 лет назад +5

      Omfg i see ur a man of culture as well

    • @etsy5384
      @etsy5384 5 лет назад +2

      Darren Wey yes i am from Sweden

    • @ibraben4146
      @ibraben4146 5 лет назад +5

      *Hans Zimmer symphony starts*

    • @mustangxiv3322
      @mustangxiv3322 5 лет назад +1

      "They''re Radioactive waves!"
      *Mountains symphony by Hans Zimmer intensifies*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +205

    Greece: Poseidon creates humanity
    Russia: Humanity creates "Poseidon"

    • @birdiementlegen226
      @birdiementlegen226 5 лет назад

      [Just Some Guy without a Mustache]
      I’ve seen you before, but not sure where.

    • @manikas77
      @manikas77 5 лет назад

      Very very wrong Greek mythology 🇬🇷

    • @y33t23
      @y33t23 5 лет назад +4

      In Soviet Russia humanity creates Poseidon.

    • @douglasthompson1724
      @douglasthompson1724 5 лет назад

      Dinosaurs... eat Man... Woman inherits the Earth.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 лет назад

      Lukaku Michael no he didn’t Zeus created humanity Prometheus just gave humanity the knowledge of fire

  • @dannylance5212
    @dannylance5212 Год назад +1

    Mr Freeze, he will save us all. 😆 🤣

  • @jetbeats3132
    @jetbeats3132 Год назад

    saw a video on what if a nuclear bomb was detonated in the mariana trench and from memory it said something about the explosion being ‘crushed’ after its initial energy release by the immense pressure of the ocean, worth a watch if you have time. can’t remember who made it tho.
    edit: it was a kurzgesagt video

    • @robotnikkkk001
      @robotnikkkk001 Год назад

      =BUT IT'LL BE IN RELATIVELY SHALLOW WATERS,THOUGH.........AROUND 1000FEET,NOT MORE
      ..........STILL,IT ISNT NEEDED ABOUT THERES ALREADY ENOUGH TRADITIONAL NUKES TO KILL EVERYONE,THOUGH

  • @cheeseburgermonkey7104
    @cheeseburgermonkey7104 5 лет назад +170

    2:30 he went from normal talking
    to slow talking
    to *_FAST TALKING_*

  • @Mike23443
    @Mike23443 5 лет назад +2241

    Those aren't mountains...
    *They're waves*

    • @dylan2682
      @dylan2682 5 лет назад +154

      Interstellar reference? That movie was lit.

    • @Mike23443
      @Mike23443 5 лет назад +89

      Not as lit as the Tsar Bomba.

    • @zachbrown8743
      @zachbrown8743 5 лет назад +47

      C M O N T A R S

    • @agentstarkk
      @agentstarkk 5 лет назад +27

      Hell yeah nice reference 👍

    • @MinefighterLP
      @MinefighterLP 5 лет назад +8

      @@Mike23443 Not as lit as my mixtape

  • @JuganautTimelapse
    @JuganautTimelapse Год назад

    Watching this in Autumn 2022 really is so scary.

  • @CortexChronicles
    @CortexChronicles Год назад

    We deploy an array of sonar devices to detect them, and also deploy an array of underwater torpedo launch stations that could intercept them

  • @than217
    @than217 4 года назад +2033

    “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
    -Albert Einstein, 1949

    • @karm4_gaming
      @karm4_gaming 4 года назад +18

      lmao

    • @duck-cc4qu
      @duck-cc4qu 4 года назад +13

      👏👏👏

    • @slgwdhhsbsnjs
      @slgwdhhsbsnjs 4 года назад +26

      Albert be quaking

    • @kevinTG554
      @kevinTG554 4 года назад +62

      and the frightning part is that it could probably come true, since ww3 would destroy everything if it is going to be a nucleair war

    • @samman4602
      @samman4602 4 года назад +24

      This is also part of Islamic eschatology that people will be fighting with swords and horses before the day of judgment. Also there are numerous references of what is very likely atomic warfare just look at the 10 major signs of day of judgment.

  • @Infotact
    @Infotact 5 лет назад +281

    so, you're trying to get the *supreme leader to watch your videos.*

  • @unitedchainsofamerica
    @unitedchainsofamerica Год назад

    I love the MegaMan music its like im in front of my genesis again!!! & The graphics ❤️❤️❤️

  • @benberk8541
    @benberk8541 Год назад

    Defence: Set off your own poseidon bomb to counter the wave.
    Idea 2: Dig a 500 meter deep wide trench on the coast of the entire country. With flaps that open in case of Tsunami. It could be an automatic response when one is detected. The wave will die out in the trench.

  • @Spartan3457
    @Spartan3457 4 года назад +362

    "Why don't we take the coast...and move it somewhere else?"

    • @The_Mad_Regent
      @The_Mad_Regent 4 года назад +2

      Push It

    • @MrOil-qy3vv
      @MrOil-qy3vv 4 года назад +10

      Sounds like a Dutch plan to me.
      I like it

    • @kentellrobinson7094
      @kentellrobinson7094 4 года назад +5

      @@MrOil-qy3vv sounds like a spongebob reference to me

    • @nevreiha
      @nevreiha 4 года назад

      If you live in space the tsunami can't get you

    • @craigbell8373
      @craigbell8373 4 года назад +1

      *B I G B R A I N T I M E*

  • @edw9870
    @edw9870 4 года назад +1742

    How to stop it: detonate a 201 megaton bomb going in the other direction

    • @adamangel644
      @adamangel644 4 года назад +173

      Big brain

    • @largekitchensink2942
      @largekitchensink2942 4 года назад +155

      @Molanda Moseley of the FBI i think the dumbest person might be you because 200

    • @luckyluke5638
      @luckyluke5638 4 года назад +79

      Not a stupid idea overall, and much less than 200 megatons would be enough actually. The wave from the enemy bomb would spread in a circular pattern, you only need the opposing wave you send to take care of the fraction that's actually going towards you.
      Detonating a nuke would be stupid tho. If you detonate a 500m wave 5km away from your coastline to counter a 500m wave 10km away from your coastline, you'd counter the enemy wave but considering it spreads in a circular pattern you'd also create a 500m wave going towards you.
      What you need is a straight line of explosives parallel to your coastline that directs a straight wave specifically away from you and towards the enemy wave, like an earthquake would do. Worse case scenario you create a tiny wave going towards you on top of the 500m wave going towards the enemy wave, but that's a much better alternative than a full size tsunami lol.

    • @luckyluke5638
      @luckyluke5638 4 года назад +23

      @Molanda Moseley of the FBI I know they can't make that big of a wave, I've actually explained this in a comment dumbass.
      The principle of countering one wave with another is still a valid solution to any wave of any size, you should know that if you payed attention in your bath. I used the 500m example because it's the one used in the video and I didn't feel like explaining why 500m can't be done with 200 megatons a second time.

    • @RyanHall89
      @RyanHall89 4 года назад +37

      @@luckyluke5638 The problem with this theory is that waves traveling toward each other pass right through each other. They subtract or add where they meet, but continue as usual once they pass through each other. You would have to create the counter wave in the same direction as the giant oncoming wave, but it would have to an exact inverse of the oncoming wave, at the exact same wavelength, otherwise you risk making the oncoming wave even larger. But I'm not sure you can even create an inverse wave with a bomb, because all the bomb does is push more water, instead of pulling the water like you would need it to do.

  • @Shannon-ij1pm
    @Shannon-ij1pm 12 дней назад

    The internal mechanic works need to be refurbished every seven months, so it can't sit for years on the ocean floor. Also, it is noisy, so it slows down to be quiet and crawls into place, just the opposite of the description. Lastly, Wikipedia has the estimated blast yield at only 2 Megatons, not the 200 megatons advertised here. Two megatons makes more sense. For comparison, the 2011 Japanese earthquake that cause tsunamis was estimated at 500 megatons of energy.

  • @GeorgeLev-yl8hz
    @GeorgeLev-yl8hz День назад

    All normal people live away from ocean front. Only those 3% spent millions to "see the waves", until they see that one.

  • @weldin
    @weldin 5 лет назад +491

    Me: “Well at least this was all during the Cold War.”
    Russia: “We’ll take thirty.”
    :/

    • @codyyh9421
      @codyyh9421 5 лет назад +20

      you only can blame usa and nato. that's why russia is preparing

    • @BetoNetwork
      @BetoNetwork 5 лет назад +13

      It's a good strategie tho, u gotta admit that much 👀 nukes aren't as threatening since some can be shot down, but these cant be stopped like nukes in the 50's

    • @codyyh9421
      @codyyh9421 5 лет назад +6

      @@BetoNetwork and these cant be detected by any radar right now until its too late and the tsunami is already coming. russia doesn't let usa boss around anymore

    • @Iberny3
      @Iberny3 5 лет назад

      @@codyyh9421 Yeah. imagine the Nukes we have.... AMD, stopping World War 3 since the cold war.

    • @ImStevan
      @ImStevan 5 лет назад

      he literally said december 2015

  • @devtrivedi4766
    @devtrivedi4766 5 лет назад +351

    Christopher Nolan *Makes interstellar Tsunami scene*
    Russia : That's a cool way to kill

    • @ktn1204
      @ktn1204 4 года назад +19

      Interstellar year of release: 2014
      This nuclear bomb: 2015
      Coincidence?

    • @sillysrah
      @sillysrah 4 года назад +2

      Ketan Patel I think not.

    • @AuroEsium
      @AuroEsium 4 года назад

      US: bombs the Radioactive Tsunami
      Russia: surrenders

  • @reganmickle9821
    @reganmickle9821 Год назад +1

    They just came out of mainline production 7 days ago, we're fucked.

  • @CornFedWhiteBoy27
    @CornFedWhiteBoy27 Год назад +1

    What would you? Well only thing you could finish your beer.

  • @dashgamer2325
    @dashgamer2325 5 лет назад +578

    There's a simple solution:
    Just bring Putin to New York

    • @zanjaklic9466
      @zanjaklic9466 5 лет назад +48

      And water will change the direction

    • @-fewkey-2362
      @-fewkey-2362 5 лет назад +4

      Dash Gamer 2 that's a great idea!

    • @95Titanium
      @95Titanium 5 лет назад +16

      You'll need to Putin much effort to Put Putin In NY.

    • @anirudhkumar4507
      @anirudhkumar4507 5 лет назад +8

      In Soviet Russia, New York comes to Putin 😎

    • @NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb
      @NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb 5 лет назад

      Anirudh Kumar that doesn’t even make sense idiot

  • @improvise9840
    @improvise9840 5 лет назад +181

    “...like a Reaper from Mass Effect.”
    This is why I love this channel

    • @RavenholmZombie
      @RavenholmZombie 5 лет назад +2

      Same! It's hard to find other Mass Effect fans these days, since the ME3 endings debacle and Andromeda scared most of them away.

  • @redtreestimeline8960
    @redtreestimeline8960 Год назад +1

    RLL: I challenge you to find a solution.
    Me: UNO REVERSE CARD=SOLUTION TO STOP BOMB

  • @williamenright1129
    @williamenright1129 Год назад

    So you're telling us what's going to happen before it happens...thank you

  • @Zensuke333
    @Zensuke333 5 лет назад +208

    “What would you do in that situation?”
    Um get in my Toyota Corolla and drive away??

    • @AlexSchendel
      @AlexSchendel 5 лет назад +2

      Better than what I thought of: "Die...?"

    • @ieatiron
      @ieatiron 5 лет назад +3

      It do make for a classic looking affordable casket, taking you to Valhalla on one tank!

    • @Dark_Daedalus
      @Dark_Daedalus 5 лет назад +1

      Sit in a lead shielded M1 Abrams with some Rad-away and a scuba suit. It'll be fine

    • @tbmakana
      @tbmakana 5 лет назад +1

      I would live in central us

    • @allocater2
      @allocater2 5 лет назад +1

      Get in my Toyota Corolla and drive towards the wave to stop it.

  • @gameboy7664
    @gameboy7664 4 года назад +358

    4:28 “what would you do?”
    Die

  • @kevinrasmussen1748
    @kevinrasmussen1748 Год назад

    It is just a radioactive splash of water. Unlike the Tsunami that has 'FLOW', such nuclear detonation at shallow shelf is just splashing water in comparsion. The fallout is probably the worst of the whole ordeal, but an air blast will do potentially better if not intercepted.

  • @DrAuthorite1
    @DrAuthorite1 Год назад

    2:32 *RealLifeLore really went LoOoooooooooooooooooooooooore tactical*

  • @KeZaRo0o
    @KeZaRo0o 5 лет назад +187

    *Soviet union*: I have the the most powerful nuke ever
    *Russian Federation*: hold my vodka, dad

    • @kirby-impostor5594
      @kirby-impostor5594 5 лет назад +2

      Is this countryhumans?

    • @youwilldie8835
      @youwilldie8835 5 лет назад +2

      Technically it's more like dad/son at the same time

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 5 лет назад +2

      KGB: Hello, I've been expecting you

    • @alwinstock8795
      @alwinstock8795 5 лет назад

      America: defcon 3 ( russia pls)
      Swiss: hold my chocolate i need to prepare my bunkers

    • @DerCriado
      @DerCriado 5 лет назад

      HOW DARE YOU SAY DAD TO MOTHER RUSSIA? gulag for you

  • @yoda5280
    @yoda5280 5 лет назад +232

    This video is made possible by bri-
    *dashlane*

    • @Jack-di1ho
      @Jack-di1ho 5 лет назад +1

      Yoda continue the word I didn't get it

    • @krayse
      @krayse 5 лет назад +1

      Ads brilliant

    • @yinyang2971
      @yinyang2971 5 лет назад +7

      I thought he was gonna say go to skill share when he asked how you would survive a 500 meter radioactive wave

    • @benlondon800
      @benlondon800 5 лет назад

      Nord VPN

    • @qwejl8900
      @qwejl8900 5 лет назад +1

      More like squarespace

  • @joseh3293
    @joseh3293 Год назад

    “ how dare you first you destroy the atmosphere and now our ocean poor fish “ the great philosopher Gretta

  • @John_Doe657
    @John_Doe657 3 месяца назад

    Minefields or static sonars that could counter with torpedos perhaps could detonate it further away from shores but still the nuclear devestation in the area would basically destroy that part of the sea.

  • @ariccastro
    @ariccastro 5 лет назад +209

    The best defense is to not piss off the people with doomsday weapons

    • @Dudemon-1
      @Dudemon-1 5 лет назад +7

      Aric Castro -- Or kill them before they can kill you!

    • @RavenholmZombie
      @RavenholmZombie 5 лет назад +22

      @@Dudemon-1 Yeah, kill the paranoid guy with a 500m tsunami-generating torpedo robot bomb. GENIUS!

    • @sggdopeyz5346
      @sggdopeyz5346 5 лет назад +4

      Uh no, none of these weapons should be legal.

    • @Cushingura
      @Cushingura 5 лет назад +2

      Alternate Reality: Hitler has developed such a weapon.
      Would u still not piss of such a man ? Even when he kills and torture half of his citizens, while trying to take over the world?

    • @hkr667
      @hkr667 5 лет назад

      @Aric That's the whole point of these things!

  • @TTF1996
    @TTF1996 4 года назад +157

    How to defend yourself against a 500 meter tall radioactive tsunami:
    Pack your bags kids, we're moving to Kansas!

    • @HaloJumper7
      @HaloJumper7 4 года назад +8

      Which will be nuked by missiles.

    • @universe_cat3149
      @universe_cat3149 4 года назад +8

      @@HaloJumper7 it will still keep you safe from the tsunami which was the challenge that he gave us, so it works

    • @HaloJumper7
      @HaloJumper7 4 года назад +3

      @@universe_cat3149 touché

    • @thundah9729
      @thundah9729 4 года назад

      Might as well move to Siberi- oh yeah

  • @abrenniva4186
    @abrenniva4186 Год назад +1

    Wow so good

  • @mariafernandez6439
    @mariafernandez6439 11 месяцев назад +1

    Demonic rather than insane! The only way to defend yourself is to detect it before it detonates having sensors and sensitive devises placed in the waters surrounding your nation, to know when these weapons are unleashed. Make an alarm system as well, to be able to determine their heat wave signature or something similar.

  • @SuperProStefan
    @SuperProStefan 4 года назад +172

    Here's a solution to stop a bomb: When you see it under water, just put flex seal on it.

    • @browhat2904
      @browhat2904 4 года назад +6

      NOW THATS A LOT OF.... protection?

    • @kpounder4908
      @kpounder4908 4 года назад +2

      That’s if you find it in the first place

    • @ronniehopper2726
      @ronniehopper2726 4 года назад +1

      SuperProStefan that’s actually not a bad idea

    • @otso1682
      @otso1682 4 года назад

      I just did watch that video

    • @mashedinc.3037
      @mashedinc.3037 4 года назад

      and if it fails then well.. *thats a lot of damage*

  • @fomalhaut_the_great
    @fomalhaut_the_great 5 лет назад +366

    What if we take the city
    and PUSH it somewhere else??

    • @dare9380
      @dare9380 4 года назад +6

      You should have more likes for that one

    • @chezloc
      @chezloc 4 года назад +12

      We should make a moving city with pistons and slime Blocks so we can just move Away.

    • @arunarya8131
      @arunarya8131 4 года назад +1

      Bro, Look for India It has a floating National Park.

    • @mikef1848
      @mikef1848 4 года назад +1

      Goodluck

    • @MJDasherMistyFireDasher
      @MJDasherMistyFireDasher 4 года назад

      That might work! You're onto something!!

  • @_MaxHeadroom_
    @_MaxHeadroom_ Год назад +1

    Russia loves to depict it as creating this massive tsunami that could cover the entirety of the United Kingdom. But in reality it's a 2 megaton weapon so it would only be effective in blanketing a small coastal region in water (that helps narrow down the large scale targets to defend).
    Edit: This video says the weapon is 200 megatons, but if you Google it you'll see that recent estimates has revised it to 2 megatons. So not nearly as insane as was thought.

  • @johnfaris5376
    @johnfaris5376 2 месяца назад

    The problem with this weapon for the user is that that it would create a wave that would spread in every direction until it hit land somewhere, of friend or foe without control

  • @dimitrischristopoulos8115
    @dimitrischristopoulos8115 5 лет назад +223

    Russian Scientists: So how powerful do you want that bomb ?
    Military: Da

  • @NeoCoreSaturn
    @NeoCoreSaturn 5 лет назад +916

    WE'RE GONNA BUILD A SEA WALL AND ITS GONNA BE BIG, BEAUTIFUL SEA WALL, AND WE'RE MAKE THE MALDIVES PAY FOR IT

    • @kvothekingkiller1754
      @kvothekingkiller1754 5 лет назад +10

      Niga

    • @arishisa9496
      @arishisa9496 5 лет назад +1

      Neo Core Saturn//UJSball oversimplified lul

    • @roverpanto
      @roverpanto 5 лет назад +1

      Why the Maldives?

    • @NeoCoreSaturn
      @NeoCoreSaturn 5 лет назад +5

      @@roverpanto cuz who would know more about the water than a bunch of islands

    • @pedrosantiago1432
      @pedrosantiago1432 5 лет назад +2

      Neo Core Saturn//UJSball make the dolphins pay for it

  • @abramzacharias1
    @abramzacharias1 Год назад

    Build under ground shelters with enough food and oxygen to last till the water flows back to the ocean.
    Build several tsunami walls
    Float up in a weather balloon, blimp, or balloons attached to a chair, or surround the whole chair with balloons to protect yourself from any impact.
    Build vertical water barriers under water to lower the tsunami.
    Engage the tsunami before it crestses, and go over it

  • @hughmungus913
    @hughmungus913 3 года назад +319

    Simply install a sign at beach that says “no 500m waves allowed”.
    That’ll sort it out !

  • @wackrat6681
    @wackrat6681 3 года назад +159

    Solution: grab a camera and be the camera man you cant die

  • @lupegarcia2733
    @lupegarcia2733 Год назад +1

    Your surfboard is your best defense.

  • @OGA_999
    @OGA_999 Год назад

    Have yourself a helicopter close standing by and ready to be airborne in minutes then say your gawddamn prayers folks. Nothing would be able to stand up to or resist such a monster tsunami full of radioactive water. NOTHING

  • @victoriaholden6296
    @victoriaholden6296 2 года назад +758

    Finally, something relaxing I can watch before bed

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 5 лет назад +281

    *5 year old son* "Dad how are children made?"
    *Me* With Dashlane

  • @imbadatmakingnames3631
    @imbadatmakingnames3631 Год назад

    How to probably not survive the nuclear bomb but have a probably better chance of surviving it:
    Build a big underground bunker made of the strongest material you can get with a perimeter made of lead (lead blocks radiation or maybe at least some of it) and have enough food for maybe at least a year. Again, I doubt this would work but it’s better than facing a 500 meter tall radioactive tsunami. Sorry for this being so long I’m not good at explaining things.

  • @hardrivefloppy
    @hardrivefloppy Год назад +1

    This video is very informative. Thank you. But when your asking your viewers for input on a solution this is the comment I’m giving. A thought came to me about a year ago. Searching the internet to see if I can find a group or topic discussing “ extinct in war”. I couldn’t not find any topics or discussion on this subject. My solution to this video would be that the government should set up a department named EXTINCTING WAR. When all governments works towards these goals and then only then you won’t have to worry about a huge underwater bomb because it won’t be created 👍

  • @SundanceMLD
    @SundanceMLD 4 года назад +321

    Just say no, it can’t legally obliterate your city without your consent!
    Edit: ah yes the nuke make big wave
    Edit 2: why the fuck does this have 320 likes?

    • @maddog7795
      @maddog7795 4 года назад +3

      No means Yes! Yes Means ANAL!!

    • @sakurashogun
      @sakurashogun 4 года назад +1

      Its not rape if the nuke yells out 'surprise' which it totally will.

    • @suqens9579
      @suqens9579 4 года назад

      Jesus hentai Christ what is our world plzz set all those bombs off and put all the Pedophiles in its way and make them say ANAL over and over again and it would scare the tsunami away boom

    • @lairdriver
      @lairdriver 4 года назад

      These comments went so dark...

    • @namedtruman
      @namedtruman 4 года назад

      Pta Mien Freund?

  • @ecneicsPhD4554
    @ecneicsPhD4554 5 лет назад +242

    1) Train whales, whale shark and dolphins, to identify and detect Poseidon drones.
    2) Ask Aquaman for help.

    • @still34u
      @still34u 4 года назад +2

      That is a great plan, I mean until Whales and whale sharks are extinct... say twenty years from now..

    • @xplicitmike
      @xplicitmike 4 года назад

      Marine life are already kidnapped and trained for covert operations... by Russia and China that is.