"Rival's Kiss.." A Bokuto Koutarou x Smug Listener ASMR Spicy Ver
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
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Bokuto: C-can I be your boyfriend?
MC: *kisses him*
Me: PERIODT
Bokuto: So is that a yes?
Yesssirrrrr
My tiktok obsessing a$$:
ᴀNᴅ ᴛHᴀᴛS ᴏN ᴘEʀIᴏᴅ-
Kitty • Vil! • Cat LMAOOOOO YEP
GIRL SIDOEODEOFP
He’s having an identity crisis during this whole thing
Poor Bo
o m g
@@berriesturd206 B o k u t o
ʏxᴍᴇ夢 h i
@@berriesturd206 w h y a r e y o u l i s t e n i n g t o
y o u r s e l f -
“their lips are on my lips, that’s practically an indirect kiss... no wait that’s actually a kiss!!” JDJSJFJD
Just made it to 69 likes...your welcome
Kitten Blue now they’re on 70 likes
I wheezed at that part 😂
my first kiss
bottom
“their lips are on my lips, that’s practically an indirect kiss... no wait that’s actually a kiss!!” KJAHKJSAJK HES SO CUTE BYE-
I know I'm cute! Also thanks for the compliment
@@jacklynnpentagram1782 👀👀👀
@@vedadeorukhkar3441 what?
@@jacklynnpentagram1782 marry me
@@lilysweatman1 ay yo- AY YO- KAGEYAMA GET YOUR MANS
me: *grabs bokutos hand *
bokuto: “tHaT iS iLlEgAL!”
bokuto: iS tHiS aN aTtAcK??
I love this mini comment section here
So if I grab my friend’s hand
And she’s a girl
tHaTs iLliGaL 🙀
@@6allora Well I guess I'm going to jail OwO
..
Listener: *Breathes and exists*
Bokuto: *PAnIc*
he is panik, not kalm. he must be kalm
*PaNiC aT tHe DiScO* 💃
yes.
YAY I NEVER GET TO WIN☺😚THANK YOU😘
LPS Cat basically every party i've been to 😀😔
Bokuto: “Your body is perfect for volleyball!” *hehe*
Me: “So YoU tHiNk I’m SkInNy?!”
yes
WHERE DOES HE SAY THAT
PFFT and short. ( feat me irl ;-;)
Bold of him to assume that I even play sports
Bold of you to think I am good at sports
31:17 "If your going to be my rival then I'm gonna be your boyfriend!"
THAT WAS SO CUTE 😭💕
Ikr ❤🥺
Yes it was I scream when I get to that part and.I think I wake up everyone '-.-
Jcjdjdrjcmfiekfj
I'm still dying it's to cute!!!!!!!
@@_._kyokokirigiri_._3730 Fuzhou going out su of a u c a
@@_._kyokokirigiri_._3730 )
@@_._kyokokirigiri_._3730 hi
If my boyfriend doesn’t have a voice like that we do not speak
IKR like they so loud but never loud in bed it’s kinda annoying tbh
@@chloemari.e yes for real but the quiet guys are always loudest in bed😏
psycho girl here u r just speaking faxxxsss
@@chloemari.e 100% I am
If it ain’t a 2D Character I don’t want it-
is no one gonna talk about how he was muttering “pure thoughts pure thoughts pure thoughts pure thoughts” early in the audio? 😳
Oop-
And then afterwards his voice said “you wanna see some real speed, I’ll show you some real speed, BISH”
@@gr4v3flow3r when ?
4:23
Do you mean she?
x reader Bokuto: A dorky but hot and dominant top
x listener Bokuto: A dorky stuttering bottom
Me a top : *y e s-*
Let me just be a top girl what will top a bottom owl 👁👄👁💅 IDC IF I'M 5,2 I'M STILL A TOP
me a top: *YES*
me, a huge bottom: *yes*
Me: *laughs in switch*
Bokuto: **Exists**
Him Panicking: *bonjour.*
Me also panicking: uhmmmm, comment tallez vouz?
Bokuto: 👁👄👁 say wut now?
Me: peace *disappears*
Meh too in PANIIC : Jeuneparlepofrancay
@Serenity Drumheller c'est merveilleux chéri
as a french im literally wheezing rn 👁👄👁
@@thaissee fellow French-
Listener: **holds Bokuto’s hand**
Bokuto: WHY WE GOIN SO FUCKIN FAST-
Listener: *kissing him*
Bokuto: _WOAAAAAAHHHHH_
Hinata???
Hinata!!!
@Shoto Todoroki todoroki!!!!
Mr. Refreshing shhh I’m not hereee
"your body is perfect for volleyball!"
me: 5'1, fat
"thanks!"
Edit: OMG calm down with the likes like i am shooketh by the high number i threw my phone
Are you me?
Me : 5'0, cant jump and horrible at running...
XxElina TuberxX Me too😂
lmao same
Me : 4"11, a fuckin skeleton : 😶
me: *is listening to yato *
also me: *sees bokuto’s name *
and me again: *screams and violently clicks notification *
soft weeb PERIOD
I was so happy I through my phone
Katsuki Bakugo Bakugo, why are u here?
i made a little "eeEE" noise
Same
Bokuto: *literally radiates switch energy*
My sister: *crying in bottom*
Me: *weeping now a switch*
*Me crying in bottom but I know I need to be a top for Bokuto*
Me,a switch: *cha cha real smooth*
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
@@kisswhoeverthefuckyouwant307 felt that-
as a switch I am celebrating this so much.
@@maggie-td6tt *cries in bottom, but would be a top but would want to avoid it idk why*
Bokuto:
*kisses*
*Hugs*
*Hold hands*
Bokuto after doing that:
BuT YoU aRe StILl mY rIvAl !!
me, a non-athletic person who could never be as good as Bokuto: *y e s, i am*
nuroichi MEE
@Law i Cvn u forgot dis
HEEEEEEEEEEE
E E
E
E
E E E
E
E
E
E
E E
EY!!!!!
@@pankasmlachuo5126 how-
LATER..... Bokuto: idk will u be my bf ?...... Me: *DEVIL SMILE*......IDK IM UR RIVAL CAN IIIII..... Bokuto: *turns red*....um yes........... Me: *devil smile turn cute and boops nose*. Also Me: Theres my big strong "ACE OF ACE'S"
He’s the type of person to yell out kachow after kissing someone
BAHAHAHAHAHGA WHY IS THAT SO TRUE THOOOO
Trueeeeee😂😂
So true lol 😹
yeah❤
Me and him both
"confidence.............. I'M GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND"
IT'S ALMOST 3 AM AND I JUST SCREAMED
*mood*
YES
Ohhh sheet! I send you my prayers
Nice
SAME!
Bokuto: "s-shut up"
Me: 🎶shut up and marry me🎶
🎶shut up and dance with me🎶
@@semitje 💃
he’s like a mix of anxiety, constant panic attacks, a shit ton of awkwardness, and energy-
Adorable 👁👄👁
Bruh when did I become bokuto👁👄👁
B o t t o m
He's literally me😂
@@chandlrrrrr same-
:')
@@angry2270 yes. Like me.
“rival’s kiss...”
*chuckles* i’m in danger and not ready-
yes
yes
Shoyo Hinata ....Shoyo...No...
Sugawara Koshi ...but you’re here...
Sugawara Koshi hehe :)
Why does it feels like he’s always doing this: 👉🏼👈🏼
I also thought that 😂 mostly when he was like "don't you think I'm cool?🥺"
Well THANK YOU for putting that image in my head.......no seriously thanks
Amara Flores I couldn’t think of something else ahshshs
So hes gay??? That means gay in ASL
He's a bottom 😌💅
Bokuto:y-you got me addicted....a-are you proud of yourself...
Listener: *yes i am*
LMAO
fat, not atletic not smart im basicly usless 😗✌🏼
Im saying this to myself
And im definitivly NOT proud of myself and no im fine it's ok you don't need to ask.
This was my reaction tho 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀
As u should
I am though *I'm being honest* 👁👅👁
Everytime bokuto gets kissed
Bokuto: 👁️👄👁️
LMFAO
How is this so true?
LMAOAOAOOAOAOAOAAOOAOA
Bokuto: I'm going to be the best boyfriend baby!
Me: That was the cutest sentence I have ever heard.
Time stamp please 👁👅👁
Read it as I heard Yagami say it.
33:55 :)
@@odelia1336 Õ-Õ
IKR
Y’all tbh when Nicki Minaj went to get plastic surgery she was probably like, “I need to have that bokuto 🎂 form.”
*pats le shoulder*
are u ok? 😅
bokuto best form 💅🏼💅🏼
YOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀
the person who did it aced it
Your pfp made this comment like so much better
🔊AYO🔊I🔊THOUGHT🔊WE🔊ARE🔊AT🔊THE🔊PARK🔊
were ✨ invisible ✨
Maybe he’s a bit of an exabitionist
I was like we better be at home-
Think about the chidren my lord!!
WE ARE?! I THOUGHT WE WENT TO HIS HOUSE!!
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even Asahi himself:
Me: *HEY HEY HEY*
Tell me why I screamed this out 😂
@@Cowmoo56 because it's a bokuto asmr...
HEYYY HEYY HEYY🦉🦉🦉
@@ibelongtodracomalfoy2380 makes scenes
Yass eh eh eh eh eh beep beep hey hey hey hey hey i see that im icy go rising up up i see that im icy
Bokuto: *kisses listener*
"Akaashi did u see that!?!?"
Akaashi: **is jealous** yes I did, I'm proud Bokuto-san...
....
@@acolyteservantshorts5542 hewo ^w^ here have a cookie 🍪
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@acolyteservantshorts5542 what happened was he kissed you and asked you if you saw that nothing else cause boy do you two make a perfect couple.
Bokuto: "I'm the best in the world"
Listener: **Wins the competition** What did you say?
Bokuto: 👁️_👁️
I’m the best!
@@uhh8408 Yes you are baby!!! :33 UwU
Hello
:33東京餅 YAYYYY!
@ALL MIGHT you are no longer the best I'm sorry
Me:being a bottom
Bokuto:being a bottom
Me :guess am a top now🥴
Bish I was already the top
Switches be like 'i don't wanna do the work today'
IM CELEBRATING AS A SWITCH.
@@maggie-td6tt girl same but I just wanted to comment something like that lol
Me who’s a switch: 👁👄👁
Bokuto: Aren’t we supposed to hold hands or something?
Listener: That’s Baby Stuff.
Bokuto: Baby Stuff?? IM NOT BABY!
Me: He Baby.
rig hit after i read this
it happened lol
He's a big beautiful babi (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
lil baby man
@@baiilley.__ Wait a damn minute- Kageyama? Why r u here?
@@natsumi-chan2038 i was looking for the hinata one 👀
Bokuto: “your body is perfect for volleyball”
me: a volleyball player👁👄👁
Me being a basketball player 😅
I ice skate- 😂✊
LMFAOO IM THE LIBERO
Me not playing any sport 👁👄👁
Meeeee
bokuto: i- e- u- w- o-
me: you ever have a dream you wish- you had- you- when- you- want- where- have- and you- SPIT IT OUT
PPFT-
LMFAOO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
LMFAOOO ITS 4 AM THESE COMMENTS GOT ME UGLY LAUGHING
some drunk Rick impression...... and i love it sm.
Bokuto kissing
Subtitles [Music]
Me: Ah yeah, that is music to my ears
Lol yup true
True true
😔👌
Music of sinners 😈✨😈✨
🙂👌
“You’re not interested in games?”
Mostly everyone: BISH I DIDNT BUY ANIMAL CROSSING FOR NOTHING
Yeah, I didn’t grind for 2 weeks for nothing
IM LITERALLY PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING RIGHT NOW DHDNSBF
... *I don't have animal crossing...*
IM PLAYING RN SIS
Look at the likes
bokuto: "your skin is very soft"
me: *looks at my manhands and dry ass skin* "i- i don't have the facilities for that big man"
mood, when he said that i literally looked down to my hands and went like "NANI THE FCK?"
You got them yaoi hands
*Me glancing at my shigaraki looking crusty hands*
Harper Valentine HAAHHA OMG
*cries in drummer*
Flustered Bokuto is lowkey the best thing ever. Ace, stop thinking out loud.
"I'm not even a horned owl!!!" STOPPPPPPP
@bungeegum 44 LMFAO HOL UP-
Me: Reading the comments
Mom: What are you laughing at?
**chokes on air**
Me: "Memes."
Lmfao my mom just asked me why I’m laughing at math and I said *mAtH* and she said 😐
@@lawliet2056 i thought you said meth HSBSJSB
@@semitje 😂😂😂😂😂😂😌✨
Come on why did memes have to into this..?
mom: can i see
me: no
mom: *runs to me*
me: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
Bokuto: “you give me attention like no one else”
Us: ...
Akaashi: *making and memorizing a whole damn list about him* 👁👄👁...bRuH
Edit: omg ty for so many likes where did you all come from💀
⚰️😭⚰️⚰️
🅆🄴🄻🄿
Akaashi: Why you gotta do me like that, Bokuto?
T^T
@@Jay-ec5bo UR PFP IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭🖐
He's like Kirishima on 15 energy drinks
*I LOVE IT*
He’s sooooo fast 😣I can’t keep up 😫
I was literally thinking the same thing GOD
*Y E S*
*Yessir*
Oh- 😳
bokuto: I AM GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
me: screechs
me to my friends: SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME OUT HAHAA BEAT THAT!
my friends: BOKUTO BEING A BOTTOM FOR 40 MINS STRAIGHT DOES NOT COUNT AS A BOYFRIEND
Lmfao😭🤣
I AM DECEASED 💀💀💀
comments: he's a bottom
me, a switch: now this looks like a job for me
Can relate
Related to that too hard.
SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW MEEEE
I can't relate I'm a big bottom but if it's Bokuto then suddenly I'm a top
"Start game?"
Yes. Or. No
*^*
"Choose top or bottom?"
Top. Or. Bottom
*^*
"What if it's Bokuto?"
Top. Or Bottom
Me: SH*T SH*T SH*T GO BACK GO BACK
"Would you like to Start over?"
Yes. Or. No
*^*
"Game restart"
"Are you a Top or Bottom?"
Top Or. Bottom
*^*
"Are you sure you want to be a top?"
Yes Or. No
*^*
"You have chosen Top. Enjoy the rest of your game!"
(This took too long to do)
I felt that on a spiritual level
y/n: holds bokutos hands
Bokuto: IS THIS ALLOWED??? IM CALLING 911
*call nine guan guan*
if u kno, u kno
He is special..
FBI OPeN uP
@@kenmakozume9134 what are you doing here kenma 🤣😂🤣🤣
Bokuto throughout the vid: I’m a child of God, hand holding only after marriage my dude
Here’s a short summary:
*He’s a bottom*
Being all serious here, i sounded like a hyena-
Akaashi.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HYENA
Nope
c o r r e c t
Bokuto: “Lotta people say I look like a horned owl”
Me: *sips water*
Bokuto: “But when you say it, it hits so much different”
Me: *STARTS CHOKING*
X.IntotheUnknown.X as I read this, that part was playing-
I DID THE SAME THING
I love how I read this comment just as that part started :’)
Me: That sort makes him seem like a top instead of a bottom :p
WHENWASTHIS!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I searched this up and so did you.
Oop- I got caught
Nah I was watching a bokuto edit and this is in my recomeded 😗✌️
I- feeling so attacked rn
Damn I-
Aah you caught me red handed😂
“your body’s perfect”
me who’s gained 12 pounds over quarantine: 👁∨👁
LMAO DONT WORRY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE 😖💅
Glad to know I'm not alone
And then there’s me who lost weight over quarantine 👁👅👁
Lmao how is everyone gaining weight in quarantine-
Danny is gay Exactly- I have no idea
22:45
“Can I kiss you”
No one:
Me: I dOn’T kNoW cAN yOu?
More like:
Students: "cAn i kIsS yOu"
Teacher: "i dUnnO, cAn yO-"
Teacher: "wait-"
@@kay7450 Teacher: h o l u p -
@@kay7450 wait that's i l l e g a l
surprised no one mentioned about the coronavirus
kedo.cheeto uh it’s actually *✨kuroonavirus✨*
I like how in the beginning Bokuto say “aren’t you supposed to only hold hands on the first date” and a few time later he’s having sex
Like kuroo and oikawa
Facts
No we are lol ok bye-
We are in a park lmao I'm just nervous 💀💀💀💀💀😗
I think you mean intense hand holding
bokuto and listener: * kissing at the park *
the kids there trying to play: *why are we here just to suffer*
i- skdkxskf 😂😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂ikr 😂
😭 😂
this is my new favorite comment
bokuto kissing for the first time sounds like a little kid who drinks water if u know what i mean lol
w the breathin nd everything lmao
I've never laughed so loud before
Yiss
idk why but i had to read that 3 times til i got it then i busted out laughing and it’s 4 am
This made me ugly laugh 💀
When he was like “Can I kiss you?” ... that was the moment I died
Smar
Same*
Same 😳
Same.
Sameee
I’m dead Bokuto:kissing. Subtitles: Music
Music to our ears~ aha ha 😏
Cʜɪᴄʜɪ Cʜɪᴠʜɪ well it is music to our ears
Liuna Eclipse and that’s on ✨period✨
*wheeze*
*where's the lie tho*
“This Owl is the best on the court”
Bokuto, your inner Noya is showing-
😂
When you simp for both : I’m fine with that 🤣
Lmao
@@dreaminaboat3509 i simp for most haikyuu characters even yachi and big sis and ofcourse kiyoko😋😋
😂😂
Yato: *puts L O T S of kissing in video*
Me: so... are we still at the park or?
WE ARE STILL AT THE PARK! At 38:50 we get tackled down on the grass by Bokuto
@XxDarkhellxX :P Oof if we did
People walking at the park be like:👁👄👁
Just your average Bi person omg what if there were kids 😶
WaterWolf Gacha oop-
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Bokuto: "Yeah.. I'm the best!"
Me: "Bokuto's the best!"
Bokuto: "Wait, why're you saying that?"
Me: "Because.. 👉👈"
Aw you are the best too 💗👑☺️🥺✨
UwU👉👈OwO👉👈UwU👉👈OwO
mc and bokuto doing it in the park:
the kids who just wanted to play with their friends: 👁👄👁
Thank you, you just made my night 😂
lmao
👁👄👁📸
Fonts Are Cool HAHAH
PPFT-
the dislikes are from the people in the park
Edit:This is the most likes I have ever gotten thank you so much
THIS- would actually make sense-
114 4 pr 5 of them are kids and the rest are there parents
Hi umm noob you may be a noob but you are smart
Asahi is that you?-Wait, but why are you here Jesus?-
Asahi- I mean- jesus why are you watching such a video?
Listener: dose nothing
Bokuto: P A N I C
Edit - holy bananas that's alot of likes
Yesssss
At the disco
@@starimplosion OH!
Me: 👁👄👁
Him: 😧🤨😅😓🤧🤧😚🤗😣😫😣😲😕😳😳😡😠😬😩🤧🤫🤫🤣☺😊😚😚😙🤗🤗😆😆
Harper Valentine W E L L I M A G I N E
POV: you're listening while scrolling through the comments wheezing
👁️👄👁️ I see all
You know me to well
LMAOO YES I NEED WATER MY THOAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING 😭😭
kokichi is
m a g i c
@@_chimera.kraken_ you're right. And I just found out that this is the NSFW version. I'm happy now👀♥️
"After making out"
..
No one:
Not a single soul
Bokuto: YouR StILl My RiVaL
HE IS COPYING MEHHH😭😭😭
@@hanel_wu you Pomeranian-
@@zero-yp4jx you stoopid li'l bi-
@@hanel_wu just wait till I call kirishima you dog
Bakugou_ Katsuki don’t be shy. Finish that phrase. ☺️🔪
Everyone else: *skips to the nsfw*
Me: *casually listening to the whole video with headphones like it's music to my ears*(which it is)
Everyone listening: 👁️👄👁️
I do the same thing for the such cute embarrassed Bokuto
I’m not skipping to the nsfw because it’s cute when he’s nervous 😌🥺🤍
I would never do that 😔
I do the same thing
Fr
Bokuto? Looks like a top
Is he? No but acts like a bottom
Do I like it? Yes
What does he want? Attention
Hotel? Trivago
Hey hey?: Hey
yes ❤️
Stop
S W I T C H
ÙwÚ
Bokuto: **reranges our guts**
Also Bokuto: **gigglin like it didn't happen**
💀💀💀
Everyone listening:☠️
I-
It’s the cutest thing ever tho
He's doing his best
“y0u CaN hEaR mY tHoUghTs AgAiN! aRe YoU s0mE kInD oF sUpEr PoWeReD cRaZy PeRsOn?!” me: yes😈
Are you a psychic?!
@@deadlailailiar i know u are 😼😼
@@deadlailailiar wait a damn minute... Your in the wrong anime my psychic brudda
Me: *dying cause Our queen called us sinners on purpose*
Also Me: If we're sinners is she our Satan?
she is our satan. And our queen
@@cailynstringer597 queen Satan 👸 😂
@@typing...11567 Momo and Izuku wrong anime
Mido-bro? What you doin here?
@@typing...11567 MOMO!?!?!
The comments: he's a bottom
Me *most definitely a bottom* : n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o
Me most definetly top : *yes yes yes yea yes yea yes yea yes yea yes yea yes-*
Switch time 👁👄👁👌
fr me
though I'm a switch
Haha me
when he called listener “baby,”
OHHH BOYYYY DID MY EVERYTHING JUST GO NUTS
nut
What an awkward little owl
*IM LOVING IT*
McLoving it
Ba da da da daaa
This comment is sponsored by
*McDonald’s*
Toga Himiko TOGA????
Him: *talks*
Mind: pictures Kirishima right away
Me: 😶🧐😐
Me too
Lol Yep
Same person different font
Same bro
Mood
Bokuto: *laughs, stutters, Sounds like he’s a child*. Me: *squeels*
omg yes
Me: *joins*
Ye
It dose
Sameee ahshshdhdh I love Bokuto 😭💙💙💙
*Bokuto: you have nice toned legs!*
Me:* *looks down at my legs* *
Me: I have fat thighs
Edit: woah- Thanks for the likes I guess? Self confidence is just a tiny bit higher. I should have said this in the original comment but-
ALL OF YOU ARE PRETTY IN YOU OWN WAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER YOUR BODY SIZE OR WEIGHT. YOU DONT NEED ANYONE TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE
it’s canon in the manga that he likes thicker girls~ hope that gives you confidence!!
ジュリア me with my thigh gap: 🧍🏽♀️
ジュリア OMGG YESSSS
thanks, it did help😃
OMFG MEEEEEEEEE HAHASHSHHWHAHAHA
Bokuto: your body is perfect for volleyball!
Me: **looks like a volley ball* 👁👄👁👍🏻
He didn't mention what part of volleyball
That’s why it’s perfect lmaooo😭
Damn i would love to be a volleyball cause DAMN
WERE THE SAME
PFFT HAHA
bokuto watches monster high.
u can't tell me otherwise
yes, yes he does
i mean...u not wrong
✨K I N G✨
If u ont watch monster high i'm not dating you ✋😌
@@mar2449 PFTTT THIS WAS SO RANDOM I luv it tho
@@mar2449 hey kenma
"do i really talk to much?"
me being silent in 40 minutes and 42 seconds.
Same😭
Same 😔
Kenma what are you doing here
Wow quiet kid nice•.•👌🍮🥄
Kenma help my poor ears T^T helppppppp meeeeee T^T
"baby stuff????? I'm no baby"
OH. MY. LORD. WHY. DO. YOU. HAVE. TO. BE. SO. DAMN. CUTE.
Lol right when I read this comment, he said exactly that-
bokuto: your body’s perfect p-perfect!
me knowing he likes plump girls too: alright, least he thinks my body’s good looking 🥺
Kenma?! What th-
I’m built like a toolbox
I’m built like a marshmallow fight me
Ofc your body is perfect the way it iss 💓☺️✨👑🥺💘💗
i knoww!!
Me- A minor
Audio- a whole ass sin
Holy Water- needed
God- disappointed
Satan- Proud
Hotel- Trivago
Same
Same
If ypu made ot rhyme
Holy water:needed
God:disappeded
Satan:proeded
Hotel:trivagded
Yep😂
Same
"...I'M NOT A BOTTOM!"
You keep telling yourself that
Why are YOU here?
Sometimes you gotta learn to accept the truth buddy
Da fuq you doing over here boy?😐
i'M nOt A bOtToM
No one:
Literally no one:
Bokuto: Having a really serious identity crisis through this thing
bokuto: im a top
*a couple minutes later*
bokuto: iM A BOTTOM-??
LMFAO
ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE HOW CUTE AND PRECIOUS YAGAMI'S LAUGHS AND GIGGLES ARE!!!!
0:01 ok why did that laugh sound like the one that says " ha gayyyyy "
omg you’re right-
Its cause- nvm XD
I thought that too XD
Hey kenma
@@mar2449 how are you
“Pure thoughts, pure thoughts, pure thoughts, pure thoughts...”
Bokuto.... XD
*me when i think dirty*
Ur profile pic went so good with it
@@aceiswhatitisfolks856 And then it's like "I hope there ain't a mind reader in this school cause that'll be kinda awkward"
@@Ashhhhh330 exactly XD I always look around during class whenever I think dirty to see if there is anyone looking at me weirdly and there's not so that's good lol :D
@@aceiswhatitisfolks856 Haha yeah, I swear my biggest fear is a mind reader, even though I'd probably be their biggest fear aswell judging by the amount of cursed images that pop in my head randomly
Bokuto:making clapping noises and moaning
My mind: hEy HeY hEy
BAGAGAGSGHAHA
I laughed OML😂😂😂👏
You all need some Holy water
YEAH LMFOAOOA
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
I need this as a wattpad story😭😭
"Your body is perfect for volleyball"
*Me, a 5'6 skinny girl who isn't even motivated enough to get out the bed most of the time*
Yuh, you right.
(Edit) oh um, thanks for the likes doods 😳
Me being 5’1 👁👄👁
Im barely 5'1😭
;o 5'5
4'9 😔
I’m 5’7 and got a phatty😼if you know what I mean🙈🙈🙈
"your body is perfect for volleyball"
me being a chubby 4'6 woman: Okay🙂
I played volleyball even though I was chubby, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that you love and have fun in what you're doing
Everyone’s talking about:
“No stream tap to retry”
But no ones talking about the fact that we didn’t want to go play videos games
RIGHT like I'd be down to play video games on a date
thats what im saying!
I would say yes in less than a second, I love staying at home and playing video games for dates
EXACTLY! Like I would so be down to play some video games😂
Why did I think the video would start with him saying "HEY HEY HEY"
Oh my Lord and savior Asahi, 780 likes? TAKE MY HOLY WATER--
me too omggggg
Samee Tho.
I DID TOO!!!!!
BUT HIS LAUGH EROUFWEURVBERGUVBERLCEGVNUNCGWLERUGCWEERVBSEJVHGNEUI RBH
Sameee
bokuto: "why are we going so fast"
me: WHY ARE WE GOING SO FAST, WHOAAAAAAAAAA
Pfft, levi, me too
Me in school:
WOOOOOOOO
Go back to your own yato video
We stopped, we stopped tho...
*Me being a femdom*
*bokuto radiating bottom energy*
Bokuto: ha I'm in danger!
@Melody Roberts Yeah I wishhhhh
✨✨✨
Same gUrL ✋✋🔥🔥
I-
*there is dislikes*
“LET ME AT EM.......LET ME AT EM”
Nobody's stopping you we're helping you
Lets go find the hater
That dislike is from Tsukki
Ye
Aight I’m ready to throw hands!! Denny’s parking lot anyone? Let’s show these dislikers who’s the boss!!😎👊
“I’m the ace that beats everyone!”
Me, a cultured asexual: Nah man, that’s me. *hairflip*
*flips hair majestically*
Yee
Same tho-
sameee
@@falconko3273 you have the greatest name EVER 😂👌
Is no one talking about 5:00 where he just raps
*rapping noises*
You just opened my eyes
IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH I-
*beatboxs*
HAHAHAHAHA SCREAMINGGGG
Here’s a short note
*he’s a bottom*
Don’t think I’m right?
Fine then keep reading
Hotel:trivago
Believe me now?
I believe you now lol-
So what you're saying is...
*he's a bottom*
Oh god- WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE'S INNOCENCE?!?!
@@SkysbubblyAvenueXoX No one's innocent here darling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Izuku Midoryia- why are u here?!? Ur poor eyes!
@@Max-sk4rj Mineta told me to listen to this I don't know why tho right now I'm just looking at the comments
W-WHAT? N-NO! I-IM A T-TOP!!
I’m violently hoping for a “Oya Oya Oya” or “Hey Hey Hey” of some sort
Oya Oya oya
Hey Hey Hey
Ara Ara Ara
Oya?
Oya oya?
no one:
My mind: “c’mon bokuto we gotta stay calm here”..... “I AM CALM”
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂
My mind at 3am
God 707 Defender of justice 707 WHY TF ARE YOU HERE
Bokuto: *you’re my rival*
Me: *cries and hides in blanket blushing and intensely wants to actually kiss him*
I never said you couldn't:)
I wish
@•Hatsuke Rose• Yes, 110%
@official_bokutokotaro5124. OMG IT'S ACTUALLY BOKUTO!!