My Apology

The true story for this absence is:
My cousin brother, Osman, has a computer I use for professional creation.
My real name is Ismail Tayyip Ersoy. I'm a Turkish Australian, living in South Australia in a city with a bridge connecting to the other side over the Murray River.
This video will explain about my absence. Comment if you want me to get a new computer. What will it be? Please let me know in the comment section below. Thank you.
FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
No copyright infringement intended.
No rude comments nor chain letters needed.