I Became the ULTIMATE TOURIST in Crusader Kings 3 Tours and Tournaments!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Год назад +30

    Don’t forget to add Warhaven to your Steam wishlist here: wehy.pe/y/18/Koifish
    Traveling the whole world is expensive! So what better way to save money than to do it in a virtual, medieval world like CK3!
    More videos coming soon, including some more *HAESTEINN* (Yes I have fallen for him once again!)

  • @candycorn6268
    @candycorn6268 Год назад +617

    I have had my characters plan and fight for most of their lives trying to carve out a kingdom, this guy does it while going on a sight-seeing tour

    • @harbl99
      @harbl99 Год назад +179

      "How have things been back here in Germany while I was gone?"
      "You're the Kaiser now."
      "Cool, cool. Where we going next?"

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 Год назад +53

      ​@@harbl99I heard of a place with spicy food, and you havent seen jerusalem yet, sir

    • @petralizzy7383
      @petralizzy7383 Год назад +13

      @@harbl99 i've heard those crazy northmen found land far to the west!

  • @Doberdobax
    @Doberdobax Год назад +126

    “Cause that’s what tourists do” “THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!!!! WHAT!!?” Had me in tears😂

  • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
    @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Год назад +192

    I just love, that this carousing teenager, manage to through his experience on a pilgrimage, get really successful as kaiser, from a pilgrimage

  • @kensims835
    @kensims835 Год назад +96

    The alt history ramifications of "Surprise savior is the Emperor of the HRE on holiday, and the person he rescued is the Caliph of the Seljuks." And that is how the world was conquered... Because tourism...

  • @obrnenydrevokocur9344
    @obrnenydrevokocur9344 Год назад +179

    22:40
    Her dynasty's name translates to " a short walk outside"...coincidence, I think not!

    • @inadibusu
      @inadibusu Год назад +9

      'Stroll' by byl asi lepší překlad

    • @obrnenydrevokocur9344
      @obrnenydrevokocur9344 Год назад +7

      @@inadibusu
      To asi jo, jenom jsem si na to v tu chvíli nevzpomněl.

    • @TaiWind
      @TaiWind Год назад

      and then a minute later he goes to a brothel and has sex with Likes-To-Fuck

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 Год назад +24

    7:34 "Hey german guy, here is a holy artifact of our church.. see ya!"
    8:55 "Ey someone from my hometown!"

  • @gurrtug9213
    @gurrtug9213 Год назад +161

    the day this dlc came out i traveled from Amsterdam to jerusalem and then through all of africa then back to arabia to india and burma then going through tibet and the mongol stepps on my way to europe i made a detour to iran and top of scandinavia and before i returned i sailed around my capital to england and ireland then making my way to iberia then to rome and then finaly back home, it took 30 years but i did it and i had EVERY SINGLE POINT OF INTEREST on the map, maxing one lifestyle tree in each one from the bonus points :D was one of the most fun things i have done in ck3 XD

    • @borderlinebear5509
      @borderlinebear5509 Год назад +7

      So ... How much did it cost?

    • @ilhamleo6348
      @ilhamleo6348 Год назад +6

      So how much gold you spent on tour travel?

    • @British-Imperator
      @British-Imperator Год назад +12

      Ibn Battuta be like

    • @spike9927
      @spike9927 Год назад +4

      Isn't there a limit on how long it can take like in the video? How did you get around that?

    • @smugnecron3891
      @smugnecron3891 Год назад +13

      @@spike9927 there is only a limit when you trying to reach the pilgrimage destination. There is no limit on your way back.

  • @MrDMIDOV
    @MrDMIDOV Год назад +12

    “Where were you when byzantine was kill?”
    “I was getting bad travel omens in Burma”

  • @bernard832
    @bernard832 Год назад +68

    I didn't do every single point of interest in one journey, but I did turn a pilgrimage to Jerusalem into a trip through the entire middle east and central Asia. It only took 22 months with 300% travel speed. And you can push it farther to make the fastest man in the world.

  • @calebbrooks1037
    @calebbrooks1037 Год назад +20

    19:56 Damn, editor really hit us with the metal pipe sound
    volume warning btw

  • @ladyofstrategy
    @ladyofstrategy Год назад +56

    Once I desided to visit every point of interest in 1066 for one travel. And I did it. It takes 27 years. And gives 25 skillpoints)

  • @miket0174
    @miket0174 Год назад +34

    "Doing it with a 17 y/o German"
    "Koifish giving grooming advice"
    Want to uh, want to tell us something there?

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Год назад +11

      Don't worry koifish isn't a Minecraft RUclipsr

    • @miket0174
      @miket0174 Год назад

      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 What about this then good sir? ruclips.net/video/GJVtOaYImEk/видео.html

  • @mirai5850
    @mirai5850 Год назад +4

    Ibn Battuah: “He stole my whole fucking flow, word for word bar for bar”

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Год назад +27

    This video was so inspirational that it made me peregrinant.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Год назад +5

      Safe travels!

    • @Mradevans
      @Mradevans Год назад +2

      Make sure you get that checked out by your doctor

  • @norbertwiniarski2115
    @norbertwiniarski2115 Год назад +47

    He is like all those gen z and millenial kids who have rich parents and their hobby is travelling around the world and saying to people that they should also travel more often and it's not that expensive while they literally own a gold mine (rich parents)

  • @karel7342
    @karel7342 Год назад +24

    Goes to Rome Buys Longinus sounds legit

  • @trex6690
    @trex6690 Год назад +88

    Tfw Tourism in Ck3 actually works

  • @manofcultura
    @manofcultura Год назад +11

    Some of the best places to visit are royal courts that are also holy sites. In fact I highly recommend visiting Baghdad since it also has a special university. Every time I visit there my character gets insane learning XP.

  • @manuelc5786
    @manuelc5786 Год назад +2

    "I'm also bringing my Italian side piece and my priest." What a sentence.

  • @unowno123
    @unowno123 Год назад +16

    the worst part about this, is that people actually did this in the medieval era, traveling litterally everywhere

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 Год назад +6

    Goes on pilgrimage to Jerusalem, comes back via Calcutta.
    JustKoifishThings

  • @swimscape2499
    @swimscape2499 Год назад +3

    Yooooo that subtle CUMANIA cover on the thumbnail🤌

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 Год назад +6

    Visiting cool places to get experience is such a cool addition!

  • @ilikecake683
    @ilikecake683 Год назад +3

    Glad someone is covering this, fun fact, show homage to liege and meditate in seclusion have infinite length returns, can do a full world tour.

    • @ilikecake683
      @ilikecake683 Год назад

      Or requesting from liege works too

  • @cityofmagic4370
    @cityofmagic4370 Год назад +10

    THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!

  • @MRB0US3R
    @MRB0US3R Год назад +4

    2:25 the sponsor ends

  • @Bocchi-the-Rock_
    @Bocchi-the-Rock_ Год назад +8

    The fact that he went shopping at some little farmer's market outside of Roma, and ends up buying the spear of destiny. I mean, you are on a pilgrimage, and it's outside Rome, so it makes some sense, but only a very, very small amount

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 Год назад +1

    I'm going to make my marks now BEFORE I have a moment to watch the video. WE LOVE YOU KOIFISH!!!

  • @gbmpoetry
    @gbmpoetry Год назад +2

    I'm having such a shit day today, I could play CK3 myself but I just don't have the energy, but Koifish vids always make me feel better. Thanks Koifish ❤

  • @abigork
    @abigork Год назад

    i'm loving the tropico pirate cove music in the background

  • @Takayama-sama
    @Takayama-sama Год назад +2

    I am so jealous of this guy! I love to travel!

  • @takeallthethings
    @takeallthethings Год назад +1

    koifish the thumbnail is lovely

  • @zephaniahgreenwell8151
    @zephaniahgreenwell8151 Год назад +16

    I'm surprised that the game didn't crash every time you were planning a route.

  • @sirspritzgurke1606
    @sirspritzgurke1606 Год назад

    Coming Home 4:30 am eating Pasta and watching koifish Duink Hits different

  • @TheAurgelmir
    @TheAurgelmir Год назад +1

    Sverker the Norwegian is of the house of "Ringnes"? Which is a beer brand in Norway. (Not a particularly good beer, but hey)

  • @iseeyou5061
    @iseeyou5061 11 месяцев назад

    I rarely likes video even videos i like but this journey have been unironicly the best playthrough i seen in ck3.
    Even becoming an Emperor it's just a means to travel more and somehow still come off as one of the better Emperor of the HRE i can't even- hahahahahahaha

  • @yeremialuwskia1470
    @yeremialuwskia1470 Год назад +1

    Very nice you put Stronghold Crusader BGM in the desert 😆

  • @bottleknight5463
    @bottleknight5463 Год назад

    FUCK YEAHHHHHH! This is my favorite series, and favorite CK3 youtuber. Odin Bless You, Koifish.

  • @nathanhaywood273
    @nathanhaywood273 Год назад

    That was a mega cool video Koifish!

  • @DaFloove
    @DaFloove Год назад +2

    That Swedish accent….teach me! Lolololoved the video!

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Год назад +1

      YOOOO IS THAT THE LEGENDARY DaFLOOVE?!

    • @DaFloove
      @DaFloove Год назад +1

      @@Koifish IT IS I! SO LONG AS I HAVE A MOUTH THERE SHALL BE ACCENTS, A BRAIN - STUPID COMMENTS, AND AS LONG AS I GAVE EYES TO WATCH AND FINGERS TO PUSH BUTTONS - I SHALL WATCH THY VIDEOS AND LURK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!

  • @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
    @AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Год назад +4

    Come visit Indonesia Koifish! We have so many Koifish (& Koi Fish) enthusiasts!

  • @justinmalangoni
    @justinmalangoni Год назад +1

    damn, and i was always taking the shortest route, cuz i'm dumb, and didn't read.

  • @TheColombianSpartan
    @TheColombianSpartan Год назад

    Thank you for introducing me to Warhaven Koi! Its amazing!
    Are you planning to make a video on it? I'd love to see that

  • @TopHatButcher
    @TopHatButcher Год назад +1

    Koifish, I love your content! I was wondering if you could make a funny tutorial of sorts on how to play the game as good as you do!

  • @AlexChec
    @AlexChec Год назад +1

    Sends tweets about his journey by literally tying messages and rough drawings of his visits to birds' feet

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 Год назад +6

    Did you become Kaiser completely on accident? 😅

  • @GradiantZEROO
    @GradiantZEROO Год назад

    Dear god the pipe dropping scared me.
    I won't say when it was though so I don't suffer alone.

  • @Rockstar-bq5fm
    @Rockstar-bq5fm Год назад +7

    Puts me in mind of a great quote
    “I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!”

  • @fnubie
    @fnubie Год назад

    This is basically ancient travel vlogging, lol..

  • @79johnJ
    @79johnJ 4 месяца назад

    the event where he gets the spear "shrines and pilgrimage" never seen this happen to me....

  • @JamazVu
    @JamazVu Год назад

    bro... just by watching the thumbnail and the title I KNEW this was gonna be a good and funny video xD 10/10

  • @sandronecromancer
    @sandronecromancer Год назад

    Whoever made the thumbnail knew what they're doing covering ania from Cumania...

  • @Quarks123
    @Quarks123 Год назад +3

    19:55 WARNING LOUD !

  • @leoahrens636
    @leoahrens636 Год назад +3

    Question: Was the thumbnail intentionally made so Peter covers the "-ania" of "cumania?

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq Год назад +3

    He's a KAISER??

  • @Baldri83
    @Baldri83 Год назад

    Nice. I needed some Koifish in my life today.

  • @KaptainCnucklz
    @KaptainCnucklz Год назад

    Warhaven unironically looks badass, but knowing Nexon is just gonna milk it with unfair microtransactions is a little soul crushing.

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore Год назад

    “Hang 10, white claws!” 😂😂😂

  • @loopa7369
    @loopa7369 Год назад

    hey koifish ur start area is legit my hometown xd

  • @sagittariusa7662
    @sagittariusa7662 Год назад

    And I just got creamed by Koifish. I just heard a loud, "Let's GO!" and I was destroyed in an instance.

  • @thommy_optmax
    @thommy_optmax Год назад +1

    Next time have Haesteinn visit Koifish in Sweden.

  • @SirSquier
    @SirSquier Год назад

    Only 11 minutes ago you blessed us with this beautiful video

  • @greekandbulgariangamertv8633
    @greekandbulgariangamertv8633 Год назад +1

    8:33 od la do od la da reference?

  • @alexlutz5594
    @alexlutz5594 Год назад

    And your long lost son started the line that would become Oliver Twist lol 😂

  • @The_Darke_Lorde
    @The_Darke_Lorde Месяц назад +1

    Do this again with Roads to Power, it'd be fun!

    • @youtubeaccountfr
      @youtubeaccountfr 2 дня назад +1

      explorer camp type with roaring camp fire and local hangers-on

    • @The_Darke_Lorde
      @The_Darke_Lorde 2 дня назад +1

      @youtubeaccountfr Yep!

  • @uiytresen346
    @uiytresen346 Год назад +2

    How do I see the points of interest?

  • @jetdathreat
    @jetdathreat Год назад

    Did no one else notice what the character placement on the thumbnail did to Cumania?

  • @carlosimoni8570
    @carlosimoni8570 Год назад

    The ending song seems familiar... Is that Tropico 2?

  • @mr.boggan988
    @mr.boggan988 Год назад

    19:40 the desert awaits you

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 Год назад +2

    Ah yes, swedish pronounciation turning Klingenberg into Klingenberry is my fetish.

  • @Coby000
    @Coby000 Год назад +2

    Part 2 please koolfish :)

  • @brawlfan9999
    @brawlfan9999 Год назад

    Yo, Koifish, I was looking through the patch notes of 1.9 today and noticed that Coastal Warriors and Seafarers now allow Tradeports to be constructed in tribal buildings, and I had to ask if it comboes with Maritime Mercantilism for tier 4 Tradeports at tribal.
    I'd check myself, but I uninstalled the game until I finish my exams

  • @barbariancataphract5103
    @barbariancataphract5103 Год назад

    You put the character's face in the thumbnail in a specific place, didn't you? Purposely placed it ontop of "ania" in Cumania?

  • @guyknack
    @guyknack Год назад

    It's criminal he didn't base this off ibn battuta

  • @amilavxilmen5632
    @amilavxilmen5632 Год назад

    The first tourist in history

  • @jaberblack5608
    @jaberblack5608 Год назад +1

    cool idea
    keep it up

  • @FreeHughes
    @FreeHughes Год назад

    oh this is a great idea

  • @rys_cosplay
    @rys_cosplay Год назад

    Dude, Witcher 3 has the best soundtrack :)

  • @Cab00se90
    @Cab00se90 Год назад +1

    Bro, why did you edit out the Scotland part of your journey?
    That was not very northern European of you, my laddy.

  • @arashghafoori1052
    @arashghafoori1052 Год назад

    we miss your mount and blade video

  • @LiquidfirePUA
    @LiquidfirePUA Год назад

    koifish took the red pill xD

  • @muxecoid
    @muxecoid Год назад

    Next time I go to Jerusalem I will try to go via India.

  • @maldegaar
    @maldegaar Год назад

    I see what you did with the thumbnail 😂

  • @noctusfury6918
    @noctusfury6918 10 месяцев назад

    Who is Nonna? I don't remember seeing her before. Is she your new wife after the other one you divorced? Or was she one of those you picked up among your journeys. To be honest, this is a wonderful way to grind those stat trees and those prestige and piety points! 😘👌In fact, other than that one time you helped your ally out, you've never really been in a war or conflict at all, and nobody tried to assassinate you. You must've been a well-admired man. It must've been all of those travels and pilgrimages and tours that you went towards and everyone was just too interested in gleaning those stories of your illustrious adventures to want to harm you. I bet they even helped deal with any conspiracies or schemes against you because they were like, *"DON'T YOU DARE!!! I WANNA HEAR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! THE LAST CLIFFHANGER WAS TOO TERRIBLE!!!"* lol 🤣
    If I ever play CK3, I'll be sure to do this first, even if it is a bit tedious.

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 Год назад

    My roman empire is so big I need more than a full year if i want to visit all provinces^^ So I won't do this travel anytime soon^^ To much to do to.

  • @jordansedlacek5627
    @jordansedlacek5627 Год назад

    "I Became the ULTIMATE TOURIST in CK3" Proceeds to go straight to Cum Mania and stays there 😎

  • @velazquezn
    @velazquezn Год назад

    OMG I have the DLC and never realize about custom route. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @e_puji_r
    @e_puji_r Год назад +1

    You missed to visit China

  • @trentking1978
    @trentking1978 Год назад

    Damn I loved this video. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @JoshuaLTDS
    @JoshuaLTDS Год назад

    I don't even know what kind of game they want ck3 to be anymore. Half a dozen systems that have no comunication with each other and basically no consequence for anything.

  • @erikolufandersen
    @erikolufandersen Год назад +3

    How can you claim to be the ultimate traveller i CK3, when you havent visited the most legendary character in the game? This is, after all, The Haesteinns channel..

  • @checkmatefurries286
    @checkmatefurries286 Год назад

    dope!

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss Год назад +1

    Based and travelpilled

  • @baymarin4456
    @baymarin4456 Год назад

    Ich reise viel, ich reise gern
    Fern und nah und nah und fern
    Ich bin zuhause überall
    Meine Sprache: international

  • @Nigiwa
    @Nigiwa Год назад

    OH MY GOD ITS ITALIAN CAROLA

  • @Ihnnv
    @Ihnnv Год назад +1

    German Ibn-Battuta💀

  • @TheJarlofNorwaie
    @TheJarlofNorwaie Год назад

    Farcherter, realy😂😂

  • @slothslothslothslothslothsloth
    @slothslothslothslothslothsloth Год назад +1

    banana

  • @MagosArdaeleos
    @MagosArdaeleos Год назад +1

    W video