Don’t forget to add Warhaven to your Steam wishlist here: wehy.pe/y/18/Koifish Traveling the whole world is expensive! So what better way to save money than to do it in a virtual, medieval world like CK3! More videos coming soon, including some more *HAESTEINN* (Yes I have fallen for him once again!)
The alt history ramifications of "Surprise savior is the Emperor of the HRE on holiday, and the person he rescued is the Caliph of the Seljuks." And that is how the world was conquered... Because tourism...
the day this dlc came out i traveled from Amsterdam to jerusalem and then through all of africa then back to arabia to india and burma then going through tibet and the mongol stepps on my way to europe i made a detour to iran and top of scandinavia and before i returned i sailed around my capital to england and ireland then making my way to iberia then to rome and then finaly back home, it took 30 years but i did it and i had EVERY SINGLE POINT OF INTEREST on the map, maxing one lifestyle tree in each one from the bonus points :D was one of the most fun things i have done in ck3 XD
I didn't do every single point of interest in one journey, but I did turn a pilgrimage to Jerusalem into a trip through the entire middle east and central Asia. It only took 22 months with 300% travel speed. And you can push it farther to make the fastest man in the world.
He is like all those gen z and millenial kids who have rich parents and their hobby is travelling around the world and saying to people that they should also travel more often and it's not that expensive while they literally own a gold mine (rich parents)
Some of the best places to visit are royal courts that are also holy sites. In fact I highly recommend visiting Baghdad since it also has a special university. Every time I visit there my character gets insane learning XP.
The fact that he went shopping at some little farmer's market outside of Roma, and ends up buying the spear of destiny. I mean, you are on a pilgrimage, and it's outside Rome, so it makes some sense, but only a very, very small amount
I'm having such a shit day today, I could play CK3 myself but I just don't have the energy, but Koifish vids always make me feel better. Thanks Koifish ❤
I rarely likes video even videos i like but this journey have been unironicly the best playthrough i seen in ck3. Even becoming an Emperor it's just a means to travel more and somehow still come off as one of the better Emperor of the HRE i can't even- hahahahahahaha
@@Koifish IT IS I! SO LONG AS I HAVE A MOUTH THERE SHALL BE ACCENTS, A BRAIN - STUPID COMMENTS, AND AS LONG AS I GAVE EYES TO WATCH AND FINGERS TO PUSH BUTTONS - I SHALL WATCH THY VIDEOS AND LURK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!
Puts me in mind of a great quote “I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!”
Yo, Koifish, I was looking through the patch notes of 1.9 today and noticed that Coastal Warriors and Seafarers now allow Tradeports to be constructed in tribal buildings, and I had to ask if it comboes with Maritime Mercantilism for tier 4 Tradeports at tribal. I'd check myself, but I uninstalled the game until I finish my exams
Who is Nonna? I don't remember seeing her before. Is she your new wife after the other one you divorced? Or was she one of those you picked up among your journeys. To be honest, this is a wonderful way to grind those stat trees and those prestige and piety points! 😘👌In fact, other than that one time you helped your ally out, you've never really been in a war or conflict at all, and nobody tried to assassinate you. You must've been a well-admired man. It must've been all of those travels and pilgrimages and tours that you went towards and everyone was just too interested in gleaning those stories of your illustrious adventures to want to harm you. I bet they even helped deal with any conspiracies or schemes against you because they were like, *"DON'T YOU DARE!!! I WANNA HEAR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! THE LAST CLIFFHANGER WAS TOO TERRIBLE!!!"* lol 🤣 If I ever play CK3, I'll be sure to do this first, even if it is a bit tedious.
I don't even know what kind of game they want ck3 to be anymore. Half a dozen systems that have no comunication with each other and basically no consequence for anything.
How can you claim to be the ultimate traveller i CK3, when you havent visited the most legendary character in the game? This is, after all, The Haesteinns channel..
Don’t forget to add Warhaven to your Steam wishlist here: wehy.pe/y/18/Koifish
Traveling the whole world is expensive! So what better way to save money than to do it in a virtual, medieval world like CK3!
More videos coming soon, including some more *HAESTEINN* (Yes I have fallen for him once again!)
Obligatory: AYYYYE HAESTEINN
Too bad Indonesia is not on the map
I have had my characters plan and fight for most of their lives trying to carve out a kingdom, this guy does it while going on a sight-seeing tour
"How have things been back here in Germany while I was gone?"
"You're the Kaiser now."
"Cool, cool. Where we going next?"
@@harbl99I heard of a place with spicy food, and you havent seen jerusalem yet, sir
@@harbl99 i've heard those crazy northmen found land far to the west!
“Cause that’s what tourists do” “THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!!!! WHAT!!?” Had me in tears😂
I just love, that this carousing teenager, manage to through his experience on a pilgrimage, get really successful as kaiser, from a pilgrimage
The alt history ramifications of "Surprise savior is the Emperor of the HRE on holiday, and the person he rescued is the Caliph of the Seljuks." And that is how the world was conquered... Because tourism...
22:40
Her dynasty's name translates to " a short walk outside"...coincidence, I think not!
'Stroll' by byl asi lepší překlad
@@inadibusu
To asi jo, jenom jsem si na to v tu chvíli nevzpomněl.
and then a minute later he goes to a brothel and has sex with Likes-To-Fuck
7:34 "Hey german guy, here is a holy artifact of our church.. see ya!"
8:55 "Ey someone from my hometown!"
the day this dlc came out i traveled from Amsterdam to jerusalem and then through all of africa then back to arabia to india and burma then going through tibet and the mongol stepps on my way to europe i made a detour to iran and top of scandinavia and before i returned i sailed around my capital to england and ireland then making my way to iberia then to rome and then finaly back home, it took 30 years but i did it and i had EVERY SINGLE POINT OF INTEREST on the map, maxing one lifestyle tree in each one from the bonus points :D was one of the most fun things i have done in ck3 XD
So ... How much did it cost?
So how much gold you spent on tour travel?
Ibn Battuta be like
Isn't there a limit on how long it can take like in the video? How did you get around that?
@@spike9927 there is only a limit when you trying to reach the pilgrimage destination. There is no limit on your way back.
“Where were you when byzantine was kill?”
“I was getting bad travel omens in Burma”
I didn't do every single point of interest in one journey, but I did turn a pilgrimage to Jerusalem into a trip through the entire middle east and central Asia. It only took 22 months with 300% travel speed. And you can push it farther to make the fastest man in the world.
Technoplane
19:56 Damn, editor really hit us with the metal pipe sound
volume warning btw
Once I desided to visit every point of interest in 1066 for one travel. And I did it. It takes 27 years. And gives 25 skillpoints)
"Doing it with a 17 y/o German"
"Koifish giving grooming advice"
Want to uh, want to tell us something there?
Don't worry koifish isn't a Minecraft RUclipsr
@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 What about this then good sir? ruclips.net/video/GJVtOaYImEk/видео.html
Ibn Battuah: “He stole my whole fucking flow, word for word bar for bar”
This video was so inspirational that it made me peregrinant.
Safe travels!
Make sure you get that checked out by your doctor
He is like all those gen z and millenial kids who have rich parents and their hobby is travelling around the world and saying to people that they should also travel more often and it's not that expensive while they literally own a gold mine (rich parents)
Goes to Rome Buys Longinus sounds legit
Tfw Tourism in Ck3 actually works
Some of the best places to visit are royal courts that are also holy sites. In fact I highly recommend visiting Baghdad since it also has a special university. Every time I visit there my character gets insane learning XP.
"I'm also bringing my Italian side piece and my priest." What a sentence.
the worst part about this, is that people actually did this in the medieval era, traveling litterally everywhere
Goes on pilgrimage to Jerusalem, comes back via Calcutta.
JustKoifishThings
Yooooo that subtle CUMANIA cover on the thumbnail🤌
Visiting cool places to get experience is such a cool addition!
Glad someone is covering this, fun fact, show homage to liege and meditate in seclusion have infinite length returns, can do a full world tour.
Or requesting from liege works too
THE SPEAR OF DESTINY!!
2:25 the sponsor ends
The fact that he went shopping at some little farmer's market outside of Roma, and ends up buying the spear of destiny. I mean, you are on a pilgrimage, and it's outside Rome, so it makes some sense, but only a very, very small amount
I'm going to make my marks now BEFORE I have a moment to watch the video. WE LOVE YOU KOIFISH!!!
I'm having such a shit day today, I could play CK3 myself but I just don't have the energy, but Koifish vids always make me feel better. Thanks Koifish ❤
i'm loving the tropico pirate cove music in the background
I am so jealous of this guy! I love to travel!
koifish the thumbnail is lovely
I'm surprised that the game didn't crash every time you were planning a route.
Coming Home 4:30 am eating Pasta and watching koifish Duink Hits different
Sverker the Norwegian is of the house of "Ringnes"? Which is a beer brand in Norway. (Not a particularly good beer, but hey)
I rarely likes video even videos i like but this journey have been unironicly the best playthrough i seen in ck3.
Even becoming an Emperor it's just a means to travel more and somehow still come off as one of the better Emperor of the HRE i can't even- hahahahahahaha
Very nice you put Stronghold Crusader BGM in the desert 😆
FUCK YEAHHHHHH! This is my favorite series, and favorite CK3 youtuber. Odin Bless You, Koifish.
That was a mega cool video Koifish!
That Swedish accent….teach me! Lolololoved the video!
YOOOO IS THAT THE LEGENDARY DaFLOOVE?!
@@Koifish IT IS I! SO LONG AS I HAVE A MOUTH THERE SHALL BE ACCENTS, A BRAIN - STUPID COMMENTS, AND AS LONG AS I GAVE EYES TO WATCH AND FINGERS TO PUSH BUTTONS - I SHALL WATCH THY VIDEOS AND LURK IN THE COMMENTS SECTION!
Come visit Indonesia Koifish! We have so many Koifish (& Koi Fish) enthusiasts!
damn, and i was always taking the shortest route, cuz i'm dumb, and didn't read.
Thank you for introducing me to Warhaven Koi! Its amazing!
Are you planning to make a video on it? I'd love to see that
Koifish, I love your content! I was wondering if you could make a funny tutorial of sorts on how to play the game as good as you do!
Sends tweets about his journey by literally tying messages and rough drawings of his visits to birds' feet
Did you become Kaiser completely on accident? 😅
Dear god the pipe dropping scared me.
I won't say when it was though so I don't suffer alone.
Puts me in mind of a great quote
“I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!”
This is basically ancient travel vlogging, lol..
the event where he gets the spear "shrines and pilgrimage" never seen this happen to me....
bro... just by watching the thumbnail and the title I KNEW this was gonna be a good and funny video xD 10/10
Whoever made the thumbnail knew what they're doing covering ania from Cumania...
19:55 WARNING LOUD !
Question: Was the thumbnail intentionally made so Peter covers the "-ania" of "cumania?
He's a KAISER??
Nice. I needed some Koifish in my life today.
Warhaven unironically looks badass, but knowing Nexon is just gonna milk it with unfair microtransactions is a little soul crushing.
“Hang 10, white claws!” 😂😂😂
hey koifish ur start area is legit my hometown xd
And I just got creamed by Koifish. I just heard a loud, "Let's GO!" and I was destroyed in an instance.
Next time have Haesteinn visit Koifish in Sweden.
Only 11 minutes ago you blessed us with this beautiful video
8:33 od la do od la da reference?
And your long lost son started the line that would become Oliver Twist lol 😂
Do this again with Roads to Power, it'd be fun!
explorer camp type with roaring camp fire and local hangers-on
@youtubeaccountfr Yep!
How do I see the points of interest?
Did no one else notice what the character placement on the thumbnail did to Cumania?
The ending song seems familiar... Is that Tropico 2?
19:40 the desert awaits you
Ah yes, swedish pronounciation turning Klingenberg into Klingenberry is my fetish.
Part 2 please koolfish :)
Yo, Koifish, I was looking through the patch notes of 1.9 today and noticed that Coastal Warriors and Seafarers now allow Tradeports to be constructed in tribal buildings, and I had to ask if it comboes with Maritime Mercantilism for tier 4 Tradeports at tribal.
I'd check myself, but I uninstalled the game until I finish my exams
You put the character's face in the thumbnail in a specific place, didn't you? Purposely placed it ontop of "ania" in Cumania?
It's criminal he didn't base this off ibn battuta
The first tourist in history
cool idea
keep it up
oh this is a great idea
Dude, Witcher 3 has the best soundtrack :)
Bro, why did you edit out the Scotland part of your journey?
That was not very northern European of you, my laddy.
we miss your mount and blade video
koifish took the red pill xD
Next time I go to Jerusalem I will try to go via India.
I see what you did with the thumbnail 😂
Who is Nonna? I don't remember seeing her before. Is she your new wife after the other one you divorced? Or was she one of those you picked up among your journeys. To be honest, this is a wonderful way to grind those stat trees and those prestige and piety points! 😘👌In fact, other than that one time you helped your ally out, you've never really been in a war or conflict at all, and nobody tried to assassinate you. You must've been a well-admired man. It must've been all of those travels and pilgrimages and tours that you went towards and everyone was just too interested in gleaning those stories of your illustrious adventures to want to harm you. I bet they even helped deal with any conspiracies or schemes against you because they were like, *"DON'T YOU DARE!!! I WANNA HEAR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! THE LAST CLIFFHANGER WAS TOO TERRIBLE!!!"* lol 🤣
If I ever play CK3, I'll be sure to do this first, even if it is a bit tedious.
My roman empire is so big I need more than a full year if i want to visit all provinces^^ So I won't do this travel anytime soon^^ To much to do to.
"I Became the ULTIMATE TOURIST in CK3" Proceeds to go straight to Cum Mania and stays there 😎
OMG I have the DLC and never realize about custom route. 🤣🤣🤣
You missed to visit China
Damn I loved this video. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I don't even know what kind of game they want ck3 to be anymore. Half a dozen systems that have no comunication with each other and basically no consequence for anything.
How can you claim to be the ultimate traveller i CK3, when you havent visited the most legendary character in the game? This is, after all, The Haesteinns channel..
dope!
Based and travelpilled
Ich reise viel, ich reise gern
Fern und nah und nah und fern
Ich bin zuhause überall
Meine Sprache: international
OH MY GOD ITS ITALIAN CAROLA
German Ibn-Battuta💀
Farcherter, realy😂😂
banana
W video