Jelly Hoshiumi is Having An Existential Crisis

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Koyokoyomi
    @Koyokoyomi Год назад +710

    Tenma was right… given a few weeks, and every phase girl shows her true side

  • @420noscopeyeetcannon2
    @420noscopeyeetcannon2 Год назад +698

    imagine driving to work at 5am and your listening to this.. that was me this morning

    • @ThatGuyNikolas
      @ThatGuyNikolas Год назад

      Just don't let it set in. You bottle that shit up tight and stuff it into the deepest darkest recesses of your soul where it will never see the light of day. 2008 was 3 years ago and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

    • @BirthdayFreak67
      @BirthdayFreak67 Год назад +39

      East coast gang rise up.
      Jelly really needs to stream at later NA times

    • @B.A.D8008
      @B.A.D8008 Год назад +11

      Me having her on during the classes on campus.

    • @mindeatinghat
      @mindeatinghat Год назад +5

      ​@@BirthdayFreak67maybe at 3 in the morning Central European time like Pippa and many others 😑

    • @user-imcream
      @user-imcream Год назад +10

      Naur i never dream being married bcs i will become a wizard
      o7 for me

  • @JanusGrombulus
    @JanusGrombulus Год назад +256

    Happiest girl in Phase Connect

  • @ecyor0
    @ecyor0 Год назад +533

    That feeling when you accidentally induce a midlife crisis at 25.

    • @donnykafkaesquianis7518
      @donnykafkaesquianis7518 Год назад +128

      That's called a quarter life crisis. A mid life crisis will be way worse. Don't worry.

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 Год назад +23

      @@donnykafkaesquianis7518 hah, you think I'm not already high on that Torschlusspanik, adorable

    • @namenight7158
      @namenight7158 Год назад +24

      She is just like me fr😢

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 Год назад +12

      jokes on you i had that when i was 19

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 8 месяцев назад

      @@donnykafkaesquianis7518 it's not quarter life if i kill myself before 50

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 Год назад +376

    As a 30 year old who's younger sister got married and recently had a child, all I got for you is: Damn...

  • @TheOmegaCloud
    @TheOmegaCloud Год назад +176

    Yeah, Jelly fits perfectly in Phase Connect.

  • @jungleape7503
    @jungleape7503 Год назад +275

    “I’m going to awawa myself”, she said, loudly. “It’s awawawa jellover. It’s so jellover. We are never coming back from this. I am never going to recover from this. It’s all downhill from here.”

  • @TheM8
    @TheM8 Год назад +197

    Oh that was not an "existential crisis" that was an Existential Crisis... Damn

  • @executorocsicnarf5475
    @executorocsicnarf5475 Год назад +149

    I aged twenty years when she mentioned playing minecraft in middle school.

  • @ForestOfSleep
    @ForestOfSleep Год назад +120

    Minecraft in MIDDLE school. Just put me in the retirement home...

    • @avatarxs9377
      @avatarxs9377 Год назад +19

      I'm 24 and felt old, but you won i think, I played minecraft in primary school, in last school year tho.

    • @wakipai3D
      @wakipai3D Год назад +9

      Minecraft is 13 years old. Man wtf

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 8 месяцев назад +4

      Jeez I remember having a full time job when it came out in alpha, y'all think your old I'm 37 at the end of the year

  • @deadbeatplays
    @deadbeatplays 9 месяцев назад +36

    Bro. I'm thirty, single and watching a vtuber in her 20s having a crisis about getting old. ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Adeon55
      @Adeon55 7 месяцев назад +9

      Real

  • @ghostshrimp5006
    @ghostshrimp5006 Год назад +190

    She’s trying so hard to stay in character while having a legitimate existential crisis.
    I’m not sure if i should praise her commitment or be concerned over the fact that she puts slightly more importance on the bit then her state of mind

    • @Crust124
      @Crust124 Год назад +45

      Both is good

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout 7 месяцев назад +18

      Her state of mind _is_ the bit.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Год назад +65

    That was very relatable.
    There is always one singular point in every generation where everyone starts getting married and has kids. All at once.
    And you are there, still feeling like a kid, playing videogames and being alone.

    • @sheeplord4976
      @sheeplord4976 4 месяца назад +8

      The sad thing is that more people are feeling like the kids playing video games. Marriage rates are down, and the number of marriages that survive are often in the minority. A very black-pilling world . . .

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@sheeplord4976 yes, yes but no because people are marrying later in life, no, no.

  • @Okk681
    @Okk681 Год назад +60

    I've had this exact same feeling and exact same thoughts at the same time I was playing minecraft before. This is too real lmao

  • @jkterjters
    @jkterjters Год назад +36

    I will be the strongest wizard this world has ever seen.

  • @dark1tech
    @dark1tech 9 месяцев назад +5

    Such a sad girl but she has company to cry with

  • @paganofthenorth448
    @paganofthenorth448 10 месяцев назад +11

    Creating and nurturing connection and belonging is difficult. So very difficult. Makes me wonder if I’m a defective human being living a dead end life.

  • @GLIEPNIR
    @GLIEPNIR 7 месяцев назад +11

    Let it sit in kids. Just let it sit in... And don't laugh too much, you'll be there too.

  • @BooleanDev
    @BooleanDev Год назад +32

    welcome to sad girl company jelly

  • @chrisshorten4406
    @chrisshorten4406 Год назад +18

    Jelly needs an emergency hug! I know exactly how she feels. I'm 32 and still single, while my baby sister just had her first baby.

  • @ItamiBukoto
    @ItamiBukoto Год назад +26

    God I love Phase Connect

  • @YuuSagittarii
    @YuuSagittarii Год назад +116

    Ahh when the people in your age group seem to live their lives in a more adult-like way than you do.. It can make you feel all sorts of panic xD
    Atleast she is a moderately successful vtuber, there are other successes to look for aside from having a spouse~

    • @Kryptick_88
      @Kryptick_88 Год назад +16

      Yeah but the problem is that most people think It's the end all be all of life: getting married and multiplying so they pressure you to that direction too.

    • @irlAlchemist
      @irlAlchemist Год назад +53

      @@Kryptick_88 It’s a pretty big one. Massive even. Perhaps the most important thing you’ll do in your life is having kids and raising them well, that’s how it is for most people
      Anyways, gotta be crazy to have a young adult crisis and then go, “And here I am, an anime girl playing minecraft” jokes on me, my friends are getting married and here I am watching an anime girl play minecraft.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 10 месяцев назад +11

      “I’m a niche internet celebrity. Bow down to my greatness”
      - Administrative Results

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 9 месяцев назад

      @@dylannix4289 Based admin watcher.
      Only issue is...he's married...and successful...and has a home...
      welp

  • @entity0174
    @entity0174 10 месяцев назад +7

    contagious existential crisis

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager Год назад +15

    Man, I feel this. I'm turning 26 this year, and I feel like I'm way too focused on the grind with my career... that I've lost so much time in finding that right gal to spend the rest of my life with and start a family. Seeing so many of my friends take that leap of faith... it's both encouraging and downright heartwrenching.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 10 месяцев назад +2

      It isn't worth it. The overwhelming majority of women aren't worth the dirt under your shoe

    • @carloshernandez2561
      @carloshernandez2561 10 месяцев назад +13

      You'll be ok, just make sure you do find the right person. The wrong person will ruin your life.

    • @DarkKnight-em7ue
      @DarkKnight-em7ue 9 месяцев назад +3

      You'll be fine.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 месяца назад +2

      Other people do that too, so you won't be the only one looking for a partner in 5-10 years.

  • @anirecorder2555
    @anirecorder2555 Год назад +34

    My high school friends are now married and have babies while im here thinking if i wanna be a bartender or an mechanical engineer 😂

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj Год назад +4

      A job makes you money, a hobby makes you happy. But if you can have both, you're set.

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 9 месяцев назад +2

      ah the true engineering experience. Service worker or random engineer

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 месяца назад

      Neither, get a trade job. Less school and money now for good money and practical skills.

  • @edgarcastillo2804
    @edgarcastillo2804 Год назад +17

    Oh the pain, the reality of an adult and daily task. The expectations. Being left behind feeling. Réeeeeeee

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 Год назад +146

    She's like those Japanese girls who think nobody will marry them after 25 and their life is ruined.
    But anyway living in peace alone and not having to study for exams is GREAT.

    • @miku
      @miku Год назад +2

      yes

  • @Bookgod2420
    @Bookgod2420 Год назад +50

    Don’t worry someone will fix that, just need to go outside and meet people.

    • @thereader6486
      @thereader6486 10 месяцев назад

      Trrrue

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 3 месяца назад +1

      Meeting people and going outside? Sounds like a whole lot of touching grass to me.
      But fr, that's much easier said than done.

  • @Aequitas_RJ
    @Aequitas_RJ Год назад +20

    I'm married and I play Minecraft with my wife.

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam Год назад +7

    "Do you feel like that? That people around you..."
    Hah. How brave of you, to assume I stay in contact with people.

  • @yozorayazawa4421
    @yozorayazawa4421 Год назад +7

    At least she has friends...

  • @AnhQuoc-r4p
    @AnhQuoc-r4p 3 месяца назад

    Primary school: Have fun
    Middle school: Being a survivor
    High school: Give it a best shot
    University: Reborn

  • @christian_swjy
    @christian_swjy Год назад +9

    She old, its jell-Over 💀

  • @kearingoodwin4856
    @kearingoodwin4856 Год назад +7

    The bgm makes this so so much more hilarious.

  • @burningwp
    @burningwp 10 месяцев назад +2

    Jerry: OMG, I'm playing Minecraft. My friends are getting married and I'm playing Minecraft... and I'm a vtuber!
    Me: That's what you call "winning," son.

  • @magilunedecelestia
    @magilunedecelestia Год назад +4

    I hope you find your way Jelly. o7

  • @Zel_eo
    @Zel_eo Год назад +8

    I have a mighty need for someone to make "Jelly Hoshiumi is Having An Existential Crisis but it's Midwest Emo intro" please.

  • @Swamp_Fox_
    @Swamp_Fox_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    She's truly just like me for real, I'm sorry Jelly. Bad news, it gets worse. Good news, you'll get better at dealing with it

  • @MegaAniLinkFan
    @MegaAniLinkFan Год назад +4

    Stop it cute anime girl. STOP BEING TOO REAL!!!

  • @wbl_unlimited
    @wbl_unlimited Год назад +2

    The bgm just makes it sadder

  • @whong09
    @whong09 Месяц назад

    Jelly and existential crisis. Never change.

  • @Melon-ALL-Free
    @Melon-ALL-Free Год назад +7

    When you getting menopause.

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 10 месяцев назад +2

    It’s not too late because of age, it’s too late because she’s a Vtuber

  • @tehleoness5145
    @tehleoness5145 Год назад +3

    Welcome to the club

  • @si0773
    @si0773 Год назад +2

    Made us all Aware

  • @Coolness01
    @Coolness01 Год назад +9

    I remember when I felt this exact way at 16, 17, 19, 23, and 26. It hurts so goddamn much, and you can never get those days back.
    I'd volunteer. I'm a man who's stuck either in my childhood or my distant future.

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj Год назад +4

      No one can climb that hill for you, man. That said, I hope there's a good woman waiting for you near the top.

    • @Coolness01
      @Coolness01 Год назад +2

      @@MrRAGE-md5rj Thank you...I wish the same for you, too.

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 10 месяцев назад

    I don't regret getting older. I like where I am now. While there are certain ascpects of my childhood that I miss (seeing my siblings everyday), I like my age. I like getting my own food, having my own place, being able to drink and smoke weed, and other stuff about adulthood. Childhood was nice, but this isn't so bad either

  • @azhargenius6304
    @azhargenius6304 Год назад +6

    the people around me are already getting divorced lol

  • @b_mbyz
    @b_mbyz Год назад +16

    💀

  • @EagleClipCh
    @EagleClipCh 5 месяцев назад

    i wish for this woman to have a happy future

  • @7_wd40
    @7_wd40 Год назад +1

    Holy crap, this made me physically feel pain ffs

  • @StealthMoustache
    @StealthMoustache Год назад +4

    Well it's never to late to get married the problem is, if you want to have a somewhat healthy baby, the cutoff is like in your 30's after that you risk having more and more birth defects. So you are better off doing it while you are not in your 40's maybe 30 is a good time.

  • @nightcrawler2561
    @nightcrawler2561 Год назад +4

    Literally me

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 10 месяцев назад +1

    Might just become an hero

  • @Mayoegg
    @Mayoegg 3 месяца назад

    WE MENTALLY REGRESSING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥😭

  • @RealFastus
    @RealFastus 2 месяца назад

    Middle school age (11 to 13) + 13 years for the age of Minecraft (assuming she was playing it around the time it came out) + 1 year since the video was posted = 27 years at most
    Huh... I never expected Jerry to be older than me.

  • @Okamikurainya
    @Okamikurainya 10 месяцев назад +1

    I hate that all the people my age, that I know, look, act and just feel twice my age. :(

    • @sail1144
      @sail1144 7 месяцев назад

      As in mental age?

  • @opslocked8597
    @opslocked8597 Год назад +7

    Welll 30 is when you have trouble making kids so do it soon.

    • @bargainbincatgirl6698
      @bargainbincatgirl6698 Год назад +5

      Technically, kids are everywhere. So, she can pick a kid that someone else make.

    • @edwardevans1498
      @edwardevans1498 Год назад +1

      @@bargainbincatgirl6698 Very true

    • @StealthMoustache
      @StealthMoustache Год назад +3

      @@bargainbincatgirl6698 This is true, but not everyone wants to adopt.

  • @NeDixTV
    @NeDixTV Год назад

    the sad girls company ... the classic

  • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
    @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 2 месяца назад

    Can't relate i always felt like this during middle school

  • @impaladba
    @impaladba Год назад +12

    Bruh, its so damn funny. Single people talking about why the fuck they are not married. Married people usually silent about that, but often think: why the fck they get married xD You will suffer anyway. So it's not like getting married will solve your problems, instead it will add alot more to the pool of your problems. But if you managed to find someone, you are really compatible with, you shouldn't let them go =)

  • @waterfall184
    @waterfall184 Год назад

    Wow...
    I notice when a human became head of his/her family, everyday would be literally like that John Wick's scenario, being aimed with a random amount of weApons

  • @duis9972
    @duis9972 Год назад +1

    0:25 So much to see

  • @danedearmond4905
    @danedearmond4905 11 месяцев назад

    Jelly doesn't need to worry. Some women get married well into their 50's or 60's even. She still has a good 10 - 20 years to find "Mr. He'll-do".....

  • @zxuiji
    @zxuiji 6 месяцев назад

    Never too late...until you're in the afterlife anyways. You're too adorable for men to not be interested, just takes some effort on your side to find the right guy.

  • @miku
    @miku Год назад

    Good attitude though

  • @tiliaoliveri6066
    @tiliaoliveri6066 10 месяцев назад

    that's an interesting point of view.

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 Год назад +5

    Shes so me

  • @ploffy35
    @ploffy35 Год назад +2

    As a sKorean it’s weird to hearing about being married 😂 you know cause we genuinely not doing that mostly 🤣

    • @rklkify
      @rklkify 6 месяцев назад

      rip

  • @pladselsker8340
    @pladselsker8340 Год назад +31

    You don't have to get married. Don't get married if you feel pressured to do so, you'll be sad for the rest of your life.

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy Год назад

      Tl;dr - there's some validity to the crisis she's having, but she shouldn't be too hard on herself as she has plenty of time.
      The flip side is actually wanting to get married but not knowing yourself well enough to know your own worth, what you want out of a partner, or how to commit to fostering a healthy work-life balance within a relationship. It takes effort to find these answers, and often times people are so focused with and/or drained by their jobs that they do not have the time or energy to consider it until realizations hit unexpectedly and a crisis occurs. Sounds to me like she had a different image of what her life would be like by now. If that's based solely on a comparison of others, then it is a hindering mindset, but if she desires change then she's in luck; she's got plenty of time.

    • @zee-fr5kw
      @zee-fr5kw Год назад +3

      i mean if you don't find someone and get married you'll be sad for the rest of your life too. kinda what animals are suppose to do, kinda predispositions to need it

    • @sparxskywriter2589
      @sparxskywriter2589 Год назад

      I don't have to I WANT to, my genes scream out to pass on, my instincts seek satisfaction.
      You'll get it when you're older

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 9 месяцев назад

      @@zee-fr5kw at the end of the day without the right person it's misery both ways. Either you stay alone and be miserable, or you marry and then find out it was a bad not thought out decision and then you end up divorced like a massive chunk of NA population. Rushing stuff is a "choose your poison" kinda case

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p Год назад +3

    You know what age Japanese people start having a family?

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 Год назад

    Time waits for no one

  • @Spencer31494
    @Spencer31494 Год назад

    I wish I was in middle school again as well but for me it’s because my best friend had a crush on me

  • @Vulcano7965
    @Vulcano7965 Год назад +4

    That is me. But I'm not a VTuber.
    not sure if this is good or not :D

  • @Gotofy105
    @Gotofy105 2 месяца назад

    Yeah, I feel same the way.

  • @kelvinw.1384
    @kelvinw.1384 7 месяцев назад

    "Everyone lies on their interview" Jelly 2024. Sakana was right when he said "none of these girls are how they were when they interviewed".

  • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
    @xXx_Regulus_xXx Год назад +1

    my cousin's married, but that's ok because she's older than me.
    my younger cousin is also married. I'm not ok.

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 5 месяцев назад

    I feel this.

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia 10 месяцев назад

    It happen a lot to me too, I have almost 2k hours in Counter strike and Team fortress 2.

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 3 месяца назад

    Poor girl.

  • @aidandandan3680
    @aidandandan3680 Год назад

    I feel you awawawawa 😭

  • @skryllex024
    @skryllex024 Год назад

    People in their 50's get married so no it's not too late for Jelly. I'm sure she is a pretty girl and has many talents and a very attractive personality so I am positive she will be just fine.

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 4 месяца назад

    I deleted my facebook after graduating in 2012 because half of my feed was just people getting pregnant.

  • @ultramagmonus
    @ultramagmonus Год назад +3

    I was there 💙

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus Год назад

    Thanks, I needed my daily dose of biological clock dread.

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p Год назад

    You can be VTuber, play Minecraft and be married at the same time. You just do what you like to do. It's good if you can enjoy your life.

  • @theprocrastinator6813
    @theprocrastinator6813 Год назад

    Cute clip of a funny moment

  • @Jaculum
    @Jaculum Год назад +5

    "My friends are getting married and I'm playing Minecraft... and I'm a vtuber!"
    You won! I don't see the problem here.

  • @d007ization
    @d007ization Год назад

    GRRM got married at 60 for tax reasons. I think that's not much of a point of worry.

  • @ryuubii5281
    @ryuubii5281 Год назад

    Sounds more like a midlife crisis than existential crisis.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 10 месяцев назад +1

      If that's a midlife crisis I won't see 50

  • @PreshaOrion
    @PreshaOrion 11 месяцев назад

    relatable

  • @LuisEdGm
    @LuisEdGm Год назад

    Cute AND Relatable

  • @bluefighter4612
    @bluefighter4612 11 месяцев назад

    Don't fall for the "Wizard" jokes being alone at 30 sucks being alone sucks, it's already too late.

  • @blazznfire8685
    @blazznfire8685 Год назад

    Relatable relatable...

  • @imooumoo4
    @imooumoo4 10 месяцев назад

    Im so old bros...

  • @Wazaraku
    @Wazaraku Год назад

    The fact she is litening to music one relates to Mumei makes this hit harder I think xD

  • @crazyalbedo
    @crazyalbedo 10 месяцев назад

    It’s Jellover 😞

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 Год назад +2

    marriage and kids are over rated. single is best.

  • @rakadean39
    @rakadean39 9 месяцев назад

    i love most of vtubers are kinda embarassed when they found out they are vtubers

  • @Veren999
    @Veren999 23 дня назад

    She is JUST like me frfr