Jelly Hoshiumi is Having An Existential Crisis

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Source: • 【MINECRAFT SKYFACTORY ...
    Jelly Hoshiumi Ch : / @jellyhoshiumi
    #phaseconnect #JellyHoshiumi #vtuber
    Outro: Alexander Nakarada - Adventure

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  • @Koyokoyomi
    @Koyokoyomi Год назад +651

    Tenma was right… given a few weeks, and every phase girl shows her true side

  • @420noscopeyeetcannon2
    @420noscopeyeetcannon2 Год назад +652

    imagine driving to work at 5am and your listening to this.. that was me this morning

    • @ThatGuyNikolas
      @ThatGuyNikolas Год назад

      Just don't let it set in. You bottle that shit up tight and stuff it into the deepest darkest recesses of your soul where it will never see the light of day. 2008 was 3 years ago and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

    • @BirthdayFreak67
      @BirthdayFreak67 Год назад +36

      East coast gang rise up.
      Jelly really needs to stream at later NA times

    • @B.A.D8008
      @B.A.D8008 Год назад +11

      Me having her on during the classes on campus.

    • @mindeatinghat
      @mindeatinghat Год назад +4

      ​@@BirthdayFreak67maybe at 3 in the morning Central European time like Pippa and many others 😑

    • @user-imcream
      @user-imcream Год назад +9

      Naur i never dream being married bcs i will become a wizard
      o7 for me

  • @ecyor0
    @ecyor0 Год назад +479

    That feeling when you accidentally induce a midlife crisis at 25.

    • @donnykafkaesquianis7518
      @donnykafkaesquianis7518 Год назад +117

      That's called a quarter life crisis. A mid life crisis will be way worse. Don't worry.

    • @ecyor0
      @ecyor0 Год назад +21

      @@donnykafkaesquianis7518 hah, you think I'm not already high on that Torschlusspanik, adorable

    • @namenight7158
      @namenight7158 Год назад +21

      She is just like me fr😢

    • @yokai1235
      @yokai1235 Год назад +10

      jokes on you i had that when i was 19

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 6 месяцев назад

      @@donnykafkaesquianis7518 it's not quarter life if i kill myself before 50

  • @JanusGrombulus
    @JanusGrombulus Год назад +205

    Happiest girl in Phase Connect

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 Год назад +349

    As a 30 year old who's younger sister got married and recently had a child, all I got for you is: Damn...

  • @TheOmegaCloud
    @TheOmegaCloud Год назад +149

    Yeah, Jelly fits perfectly in Phase Connect.

  • @jungleape7503
    @jungleape7503 Год назад +256

    “I’m going to awawa myself”, she said, loudly. “It’s awawawa jellover. It’s so jellover. We are never coming back from this. I am never going to recover from this. It’s all downhill from here.”

  • @executorocsicnarf5475
    @executorocsicnarf5475 Год назад +131

    I aged twenty years when she mentioned playing minecraft in middle school.

  • @TheM8
    @TheM8 Год назад +173

    Oh that was not an "existential crisis" that was an Existential Crisis... Damn

  • @ForestOfSleep
    @ForestOfSleep Год назад +105

    Minecraft in MIDDLE school. Just put me in the retirement home...

    • @avatarxs9377
      @avatarxs9377 Год назад +17

      I'm 24 and felt old, but you won i think, I played minecraft in primary school, in last school year tho.

    • @wakipai3D
      @wakipai3D Год назад +7

      Minecraft is 13 years old. Man wtf

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 5 месяцев назад +1

      Jeez I remember having a full time job when it came out in alpha, y'all think your old I'm 37 at the end of the year

  • @ghostshrimp5006
    @ghostshrimp5006 Год назад +171

    She’s trying so hard to stay in character while having a legitimate existential crisis.
    I’m not sure if i should praise her commitment or be concerned over the fact that she puts slightly more importance on the bit then her state of mind

    • @Crust124
      @Crust124 Год назад +36

      Both is good

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout 4 месяца назад +7

      Her state of mind _is_ the bit.

  • @deadbeatplays
    @deadbeatplays 6 месяцев назад +11

    Bro. I'm thirty, single and watching a vtuber in her 20s having a crisis about getting old. ☠️☠️☠️

    • @Adeon55
      @Adeon55 5 месяцев назад +3

      Real

  • @jkterjters
    @jkterjters Год назад +32

    I will be the strongest wizard this world has ever seen.

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Год назад +56

    That was very relatable.
    There is always one singular point in every generation where everyone starts getting married and has kids. All at once.
    And you are there, still feeling like a kid, playing videogames and being alone.

    • @sheeplord4976
      @sheeplord4976 2 месяца назад +1

      The sad thing is that more people are feeling like the kids playing video games. Marriage rates are down, and the number of marriages that survive are often in the minority. A very black-pilling world . . .

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 16 дней назад

      ​@sheeplord4976 yes, yes but no because people are marrying later in life, no, no.

  • @BooleanDev
    @BooleanDev Год назад +28

    welcome to sad girl company jelly

  • @Okk681
    @Okk681 Год назад +55

    I've had this exact same feeling and exact same thoughts at the same time I was playing minecraft before. This is too real lmao

  • @dark1tech
    @dark1tech 6 месяцев назад +5

    Such a sad girl but she has company to cry with

  • @paganofthenorth448
    @paganofthenorth448 7 месяцев назад +9

    Creating and nurturing connection and belonging is difficult. So very difficult. Makes me wonder if I’m a defective human being living a dead end life.

  • @YuuSagittarii
    @YuuSagittarii Год назад +112

    Ahh when the people in your age group seem to live their lives in a more adult-like way than you do.. It can make you feel all sorts of panic xD
    Atleast she is a moderately successful vtuber, there are other successes to look for aside from having a spouse~

    • @Kryptick_88
      @Kryptick_88 Год назад +16

      Yeah but the problem is that most people think It's the end all be all of life: getting married and multiplying so they pressure you to that direction too.

    • @irlAlchemist
      @irlAlchemist Год назад +48

      @@Kryptick_88 It’s a pretty big one. Massive even. Perhaps the most important thing you’ll do in your life is having kids and raising them well, that’s how it is for most people
      Anyways, gotta be crazy to have a young adult crisis and then go, “And here I am, an anime girl playing minecraft” jokes on me, my friends are getting married and here I am watching an anime girl play minecraft.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 7 месяцев назад +9

      “I’m a niche internet celebrity. Bow down to my greatness”
      - Administrative Results

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 6 месяцев назад

      @@dylannix4289 Based admin watcher.
      Only issue is...he's married...and successful...and has a home...
      welp

  • @GLIEPNIR
    @GLIEPNIR 4 месяца назад +8

    Let it sit in kids. Just let it sit in... And don't laugh too much, you'll be there too.

  • @chrisshorten4406
    @chrisshorten4406 Год назад +16

    Jelly needs an emergency hug! I know exactly how she feels. I'm 32 and still single, while my baby sister just had her first baby.

  • @anirecorder2555
    @anirecorder2555 Год назад +29

    My high school friends are now married and have babies while im here thinking if i wanna be a bartender or an mechanical engineer 😂

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj Год назад +4

      A job makes you money, a hobby makes you happy. But if you can have both, you're set.

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 6 месяцев назад +1

      ah the true engineering experience. Service worker or random engineer

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 16 дней назад

      Neither, get a trade job. Less school and money now for good money and practical skills.

  • @ItamiBukoto
    @ItamiBukoto Год назад +21

    God I love Phase Connect

  • @edgarcastillo2804
    @edgarcastillo2804 Год назад +15

    Oh the pain, the reality of an adult and daily task. The expectations. Being left behind feeling. Réeeeeeee

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 9 месяцев назад +13

    Man, I feel this. I'm turning 26 this year, and I feel like I'm way too focused on the grind with my career... that I've lost so much time in finding that right gal to spend the rest of my life with and start a family. Seeing so many of my friends take that leap of faith... it's both encouraging and downright heartwrenching.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 7 месяцев назад +2

      It isn't worth it. The overwhelming majority of women aren't worth the dirt under your shoe

    • @carloshernandez2561
      @carloshernandez2561 7 месяцев назад +11

      You'll be ok, just make sure you do find the right person. The wrong person will ruin your life.

    • @DarkKnight-em7ue
      @DarkKnight-em7ue 6 месяцев назад +2

      You'll be fine.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 16 дней назад +1

      Other people do that too, so you won't be the only one looking for a partner in 5-10 years.

  • @entity0174
    @entity0174 7 месяцев назад +5

    contagious existential crisis

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam Год назад +5

    "Do you feel like that? That people around you..."
    Hah. How brave of you, to assume I stay in contact with people.

  • @cjnf11
    @cjnf11 Год назад +142

    She's like those Japanese girls who think nobody will marry them after 25 and their life is ruined.
    But anyway living in peace alone and not having to study for exams is GREAT.

    • @miku
      @miku Год назад +2

      yes

  • @Bookgod2420
    @Bookgod2420 Год назад +46

    Don’t worry someone will fix that, just need to go outside and meet people.

    • @thereader6486
      @thereader6486 7 месяцев назад

      Trrrue

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 16 дней назад

      Meeting people and going outside? Sounds like a whole lot of touching grass to me.
      But fr, that's much easier said than done.

  • @yozorayazawa4421
    @yozorayazawa4421 11 месяцев назад +6

    At least she has friends...

  • @christian_swjy
    @christian_swjy Год назад +8

    She old, its jell-Over 💀

  • @Zel_eo
    @Zel_eo Год назад +7

    I have a mighty need for someone to make "Jelly Hoshiumi is Having An Existential Crisis but it's Midwest Emo intro" please.

  • @Aequitas_RJ
    @Aequitas_RJ Год назад +18

    I'm married and I play Minecraft with my wife.

  • @AnhQuoc-r4p
    @AnhQuoc-r4p 12 дней назад

    Primary school: Have fun
    Middle school: Being a survivor
    High school: Give it a best shot
    University: Reborn

  • @Melon-ALL-Free
    @Melon-ALL-Free Год назад +7

    When you getting menopause.

  • @kearingoodwin4856
    @kearingoodwin4856 Год назад +5

    The bgm makes this so so much more hilarious.

  • @wbl_unlimited
    @wbl_unlimited Год назад +2

    The bgm just makes it sadder

  • @magilunedecelestia
    @magilunedecelestia Год назад +4

    I hope you find your way Jelly. o7

  • @azhargenius6304
    @azhargenius6304 Год назад +5

    the people around me are already getting divorced lol

  • @burningwp
    @burningwp 7 месяцев назад +2

    Jerry: OMG, I'm playing Minecraft. My friends are getting married and I'm playing Minecraft... and I'm a vtuber!
    Me: That's what you call "winning," son.

  • @MegaAniLinkFan
    @MegaAniLinkFan Год назад +4

    Stop it cute anime girl. STOP BEING TOO REAL!!!

  • @Mayoegg
    @Mayoegg 28 дней назад

    WE MENTALLY REGRESSING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥😭

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 7 месяцев назад +2

    It’s not too late because of age, it’s too late because she’s a Vtuber

  • @Swamp_Fox_
    @Swamp_Fox_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    She's truly just like me for real, I'm sorry Jelly. Bad news, it gets worse. Good news, you'll get better at dealing with it

  • @tehleoness5145
    @tehleoness5145 Год назад +3

    Welcome to the club

  • @si0773
    @si0773 Год назад +2

    Made us all Aware

  • @7_wd40
    @7_wd40 11 месяцев назад +1

    Holy crap, this made me physically feel pain ffs

  • @EagleClipCh
    @EagleClipCh 2 месяца назад

    i wish for this woman to have a happy future

  • @b_mbyz
    @b_mbyz Год назад +16

    💀

  • @NeDixTV
    @NeDixTV Год назад

    the sad girls company ... the classic

  • @Coolness01
    @Coolness01 Год назад +9

    I remember when I felt this exact way at 16, 17, 19, 23, and 26. It hurts so goddamn much, and you can never get those days back.
    I'd volunteer. I'm a man who's stuck either in my childhood or my distant future.

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj Год назад +4

      No one can climb that hill for you, man. That said, I hope there's a good woman waiting for you near the top.

    • @Coolness01
      @Coolness01 Год назад +2

      @@MrRAGE-md5rj Thank you...I wish the same for you, too.

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ 7 месяцев назад +1

    Might just become an hero

  • @opslocked8597
    @opslocked8597 Год назад +7

    Welll 30 is when you have trouble making kids so do it soon.

    • @bargainbincatgirl6698
      @bargainbincatgirl6698 Год назад +5

      Technically, kids are everywhere. So, she can pick a kid that someone else make.

    • @edwardevans1498
      @edwardevans1498 Год назад +1

      @@bargainbincatgirl6698 Very true

    • @StealthMoustache
      @StealthMoustache Год назад +3

      @@bargainbincatgirl6698 This is true, but not everyone wants to adopt.

  • @nightcrawler2561
    @nightcrawler2561 Год назад +4

    Literally me

  • @StealthMoustache
    @StealthMoustache Год назад +4

    Well it's never to late to get married the problem is, if you want to have a somewhat healthy baby, the cutoff is like in your 30's after that you risk having more and more birth defects. So you are better off doing it while you are not in your 40's maybe 30 is a good time.

  • @Okamikurainya
    @Okamikurainya 7 месяцев назад +1

    I hate that all the people my age, that I know, look, act and just feel twice my age. :(

    • @sail1144
      @sail1144 4 месяца назад

      As in mental age?

  • @waterfall184
    @waterfall184 Год назад

    Wow...
    I notice when a human became head of his/her family, everyday would be literally like that John Wick's scenario, being aimed with a random amount of weApons

  • @Yawnz2
    @Yawnz2 9 месяцев назад

    Time waits for no one

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 7 месяцев назад

    I don't regret getting older. I like where I am now. While there are certain ascpects of my childhood that I miss (seeing my siblings everyday), I like my age. I like getting my own food, having my own place, being able to drink and smoke weed, and other stuff about adulthood. Childhood was nice, but this isn't so bad either

  • @tiliaoliveri6066
    @tiliaoliveri6066 7 месяцев назад

    that's an interesting point of view.

  • @ploffy35
    @ploffy35 Год назад +2

    As a sKorean it’s weird to hearing about being married 😂 you know cause we genuinely not doing that mostly 🤣

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 16 дней назад

    Poor girl.

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 Год назад +5

    Shes so me

  • @silvialuzmia
    @silvialuzmia 7 месяцев назад

    It happen a lot to me too, I have almost 2k hours in Counter strike and Team fortress 2.

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p Год назад +3

    You know what age Japanese people start having a family?

  • @impaladba
    @impaladba Год назад +12

    Bruh, its so damn funny. Single people talking about why the fuck they are not married. Married people usually silent about that, but often think: why the fck they get married xD You will suffer anyway. So it's not like getting married will solve your problems, instead it will add alot more to the pool of your problems. But if you managed to find someone, you are really compatible with, you shouldn't let them go =)

  • @danedearmond4905
    @danedearmond4905 8 месяцев назад

    Jelly doesn't need to worry. Some women get married well into their 50's or 60's even. She still has a good 10 - 20 years to find "Mr. He'll-do".....

  • @pladselsker8340
    @pladselsker8340 Год назад +31

    You don't have to get married. Don't get married if you feel pressured to do so, you'll be sad for the rest of your life.

    • @NahNoWayy
      @NahNoWayy Год назад

      Tl;dr - there's some validity to the crisis she's having, but she shouldn't be too hard on herself as she has plenty of time.
      The flip side is actually wanting to get married but not knowing yourself well enough to know your own worth, what you want out of a partner, or how to commit to fostering a healthy work-life balance within a relationship. It takes effort to find these answers, and often times people are so focused with and/or drained by their jobs that they do not have the time or energy to consider it until realizations hit unexpectedly and a crisis occurs. Sounds to me like she had a different image of what her life would be like by now. If that's based solely on a comparison of others, then it is a hindering mindset, but if she desires change then she's in luck; she's got plenty of time.

    • @zee-fr5kw
      @zee-fr5kw Год назад +3

      i mean if you don't find someone and get married you'll be sad for the rest of your life too. kinda what animals are suppose to do, kinda predispositions to need it

    • @sparxskywriter2589
      @sparxskywriter2589 11 месяцев назад

      I don't have to I WANT to, my genes scream out to pass on, my instincts seek satisfaction.
      You'll get it when you're older

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 6 месяцев назад

      @@zee-fr5kw at the end of the day without the right person it's misery both ways. Either you stay alone and be miserable, or you marry and then find out it was a bad not thought out decision and then you end up divorced like a massive chunk of NA population. Rushing stuff is a "choose your poison" kinda case

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 3 месяца назад

    I feel this.

  • @duis9972
    @duis9972 Год назад +1

    0:25 So much to see

  • @Spencer31494
    @Spencer31494 Год назад

    I wish I was in middle school again as well but for me it’s because my best friend had a crush on me

  • @zxuiji
    @zxuiji 4 месяца назад

    Never too late...until you're in the afterlife anyways. You're too adorable for men to not be interested, just takes some effort on your side to find the right guy.

  • @Vulcano7965
    @Vulcano7965 Год назад +4

    That is me. But I'm not a VTuber.
    not sure if this is good or not :D

  • @Jaculum
    @Jaculum Год назад +5

    "My friends are getting married and I'm playing Minecraft... and I'm a vtuber!"
    You won! I don't see the problem here.

  • @kelvinw.1384
    @kelvinw.1384 4 месяца назад

    "Everyone lies on their interview" Jelly 2024. Sakana was right when he said "none of these girls are how they were when they interviewed".

  • @miku
    @miku Год назад

    Good attitude though

  • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
    @xXx_Regulus_xXx Год назад +1

    my cousin's married, but that's ok because she's older than me.
    my younger cousin is also married. I'm not ok.

  • @aidandandan3680
    @aidandandan3680 Год назад

    I feel you awawawawa 😭

  • @theprocrastinator6813
    @theprocrastinator6813 Год назад

    Cute clip of a funny moment

  • @firmlygraspi1
    @firmlygraspi1 Месяц назад

    I deleted my facebook after graduating in 2012 because half of my feed was just people getting pregnant.

  • @ryuubii5281
    @ryuubii5281 Год назад

    Sounds more like a midlife crisis than existential crisis.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 7 месяцев назад +1

      If that's a midlife crisis I won't see 50

  • @InvidiousIgnoramus
    @InvidiousIgnoramus Год назад

    Thanks, I needed my daily dose of biological clock dread.

  • @crazyalbedo
    @crazyalbedo 7 месяцев назад

    It’s Jellover 😞

  • @LuisEdGm
    @LuisEdGm Год назад

    Cute AND Relatable

  • @VTClips_PreshaOrion
    @VTClips_PreshaOrion 9 месяцев назад

    relatable

  • @differentone_p
    @differentone_p Год назад

    You can be VTuber, play Minecraft and be married at the same time. You just do what you like to do. It's good if you can enjoy your life.

  • @d007ization
    @d007ization Год назад

    GRRM got married at 60 for tax reasons. I think that's not much of a point of worry.

  • @ultramagmonus
    @ultramagmonus Год назад +3

    I was there 💙

  • @blazznfire8685
    @blazznfire8685 Год назад

    Relatable relatable...

  • @imooumoo4
    @imooumoo4 7 месяцев назад

    Im so old bros...

  • @bluefighter4612
    @bluefighter4612 8 месяцев назад

    Don't fall for the "Wizard" jokes being alone at 30 sucks being alone sucks, it's already too late.

  • @skryllex024
    @skryllex024 11 месяцев назад

    People in their 50's get married so no it's not too late for Jelly. I'm sure she is a pretty girl and has many talents and a very attractive personality so I am positive she will be just fine.

  • @cornedbeef19ch
    @cornedbeef19ch 7 месяцев назад

    Cute and funny

  • @rakadean39
    @rakadean39 7 месяцев назад

    i love most of vtubers are kinda embarassed when they found out they are vtubers

  • @thomastom4693
    @thomastom4693 7 месяцев назад

    It's never too late for marriage. It's to late for biological kids. Yay.

  • @lamMeTV
    @lamMeTV Месяц назад

    is no an acceptable answer?

  • @awkwardpotato_
    @awkwardpotato_ Год назад

    😭😭😭

  • @Wazaraku
    @Wazaraku Год назад

    The fact she is litening to music one relates to Mumei makes this hit harder I think xD

  • @_Ekaros
    @_Ekaros 7 месяцев назад

    Wait was minecraft even released when she was in middle-school?

    • @TheOneWayDown
      @TheOneWayDown 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean I'm 25 now, and I remember playing minecraft when I was 13-14. 1.0 of minecraft released in 2011

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 Год назад +2

    marriage and kids are over rated. single is best.