Classifying Genshin Impact Players Is HILARIOUS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @stix1224
    @stix1224 Год назад +619

    I like how bran went "what the fuck dude" when someone got on their knees for kaeyas voice, and then the next clip is strawberry diluc and immediately we hear: "smash."

    • @Ai愛ofSauron
      @Ai愛ofSauron Год назад +62

      And the RUclips Shorts suggestion below this video is by Bran, titled "Why I'm DOWN BAD For Kaeya in Genshin Impact"

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar Год назад +13

      I was like "What the actual fuck am I looking at?" and before my brain could process it Bran had already said "Smash".

  • @Moriwakamaru
    @Moriwakamaru Год назад +207

    Imagine whaling to get every character so you can put them so in your teapot, only to realise there’s a limit.

  • @silverkoiii
    @silverkoiii Год назад +409

    yo bran ik you probably won’t read this but I’m someone who suffers from extreme GAD (an anxiety disorder) which gets triggered by health situations and I’ve been having some hard times with my health lately (not serious but anything can set me off) and all these recent uploads have been really helpful, practically live-saving distractions that I can’t thank u enough for. I’ve been loving ur content since when u first started playing in 2021 and I have watched your journey since, so pls keep going and I appreciate how hard you work to put out all this content for us ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης
    @ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης Год назад +110

    he forgot the players who completely skip all dialogues as well as the ones that read ALL the dialogues even at the most meaningless ones

    • @DaWorldGuardian001
      @DaWorldGuardian001 Год назад +9

      I read every dialogue becuase I don't know which ones are meaningful vs meaningless.
      Also for immersion and sometimes my own voiceacting.

    • @ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης
      @ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης Год назад +1

      @@DaWorldGuardian001 good for you (I never siad it's bad to do the one or the other I just said it was not mentioned so it all comes to every person's preference)
      So no problem read all of them even the commissions......

    • @DaWorldGuardian001
      @DaWorldGuardian001 Год назад +2

      @@ΝικοςΘαρουνιατης oh dw, you didn't offend anyone. I just shared my experience, that's all.

    • @shemage5932
      @shemage5932 Год назад +1

      I skip dialogues because I refuse to listen to a story that is served to me through recycled animations, reused NPC models, bad line delivery and no soul being put into it. Oh, and did I mention that meaningless side lore is served to you the same way as the most important exposition in the story? Yeah, I'm sorry, but when I'm interested in a story, I look it up on youtube. These youtubers put way more heart and soul into making those videos than Genshin developers put into appropriately serving their own story.

    • @Josh72769
      @Josh72769 Год назад

      Ah yes the cookie clicker inazuma...

  • @Miraris
    @Miraris Год назад +28

    story and lore are two of the most important aspects in the game, we can actually see that devs spend a lot of time on them, but only mentioned like.. 2/3 times in his video
    its funny because its accurately showing the majority of players. skipping story, treating the game as "just a gacha game", etc

  • @harunomasu5956
    @harunomasu5956 Год назад +54

    My resin continuously being capped at 220/160 every week. I use the resin only for weekly, then claim the resin one from teapot. And that's it. I just have too many things to do, busy schedule due to day work at the office, so playing genshin is like a luxury to me. It's something that I do when I'm not too tired from work.

    • @BranOnline
      @BranOnline  Год назад +35

      Any time someone comes into stream and complains that my resin is 160/160 I use primos to make it 220/160 to watch the world burn

    • @harunomasu5956
      @harunomasu5956 Год назад +12

      @@BranOnline And people get triggered when they see my world, because I don't open chest, all my world quests still there, and I only collect male characters. I feel you, bro

    • @theunrelatable5961
      @theunrelatable5961 Год назад +3

      @harunomasu5956 that’s why I purposely leave common chests that I find 😂 to trigger people who have high end-game expectations of me because I’m AR 55😂

    • @raycigar6356
      @raycigar6356 Год назад +2

      I uncovered Inazuma just a week ago because I decided it was time to level up my Kazuha from lvl 40 to 90 so I needed Magu Kenji drops xD

    • @harunomasu5956
      @harunomasu5956 Год назад +1

      @@theunrelatable5961 lol i leave it behind because i use guide from takagg to collect everything. it's easier for my life lol

  • @Diane_666
    @Diane_666 Год назад +16

    "Immersioner" is definitely me! I didn't expect to be included because I have a rather unique way of enjoying the game. Also, 100% agreed on "it's an RPG with a side element of gatcha", that's exactly how I feel as well.

  • @horacestorm13
    @horacestorm13 Год назад +12

    I don't play the game, or more correctly, can't even play the game 'cause of how heavy it is. Yet I still somehow became a lore-hunter, who's now 97% invested into Genshin's stories, and would occasionally still enjoy seeing stories after stories slowly popping up and appearing with each update.
    Man, some aspects of the game might not be so good, but after riding this one hell of a rollercoaster of emotions for some time now (2 years or so), I gotta give it to the devs and story-writers: they're f*ckin' good at what they do, and I hope they'll keep up this good work.

  • @ellevictor474
    @ellevictor474 Год назад +7

    I went from being 8 hours of Genshin, to casual...cause, life happened

  • @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420
    @Tone_Deaf_Bard-420 Год назад +2

    In the teapot dimension, lizards are the best pet, you *can't* change my mind.

  • @HaruTH
    @HaruTH Год назад +21

    I am xinyan main. I just used her in 12-1 and 12-2 this abyss cycle. by used I mean 6 stars not just passable.

  • @NovaThePirate
    @NovaThePirate Год назад +12

    And this prompted JYNX to call me out on song requesting mmds. Now I will not stop requesting them for the rest of the week

  • @Imainmualani
    @Imainmualani 9 месяцев назад +2

    As a xinyan main, I will definitely subscribe since he says that xinyan mains do exist

  • @theunrelatable5961
    @theunrelatable5961 Год назад +2

    8:31 I feel so called out😂
    8:51 againnn 😂😂😂😭😭😭
    “If you had given as much f’s as you did reading genshin theories and being emotionally invested about the story into your own real life lore, you could’ve been the main protagonist by now” WELL OUCH. I FEEL SO CALLED OUT 😭😂

  • @El9069
    @El9069 Год назад +4

    As someone who has been building teapot and is only missing inazuma realm and also as someone who’s fav character is kaveh.. i think i can see why i like kaveh

  • @GikamesShadow
    @GikamesShadow Год назад +1

    6:24! YES!
    Omg yes!
    Its the number 1 reason why I avoid ANY possibles leaks whether official or not as well as any guides! (especially of characters that arent out yet like in Star Rail right now!)

  • @roguewave4396
    @roguewave4396 4 месяца назад +1

    6:10 As someone who looks up leaks, that is just untrue. The leaks are the only reason I was able to get through the massive amount of burnout I had with the game a few years back. And I still enjoy the game, even though I know what’s coming.

  • @amorestrada5293
    @amorestrada5293 Год назад +10

    I play Genshin alot but sometimes I just feel lazy and just run around the game looking for a few chests and then bye bye lol

  • @Nyxthenight
    @Nyxthenight Год назад +2

    The architect, yeah that's me. I really can't wait the fountain theme for teapot 😭

  • @equalopportunity2048
    @equalopportunity2048 Год назад +2

    Yea, many leak consumers being never satisfied with anything, and developing hate for content befofe it even officially releases is mind boggling to me.

  • @spiele_maus
    @spiele_maus Год назад +4

    I will try to describe my type of player:
    I mainly play Genshin because of the story. I completed every single quest, I also really enjoy the music and scenery. (Yea I also take photos some times). I am also f2p, but I don’t care about daily commissions (only do them if I need keys to unlock story/hangout quests), I also don’t care about 100%-completing every little event, area, domains etc. (except story events). After an update I play nearly every day for like 1-2 weeks, after that I only play 1 or 2 a week until the next update (I play HSR, HI3, ProSekai instead lol, I like cycle between those 4 depending on which one gets an update, and of course I play a lot of other games too, but not as „regularly“ as those). I don’t care about stats and combat (my builds are crap but I don’t care). I only pull for characters that I really really REALLY want, which happens like every 6 months or so.
    To sum it up: I just play what I have fun with, and are overall pretty relaxed with completing everything etc. And If I just don’t feel like it, I might as well just completely stop playing for a month or so (happens in HI3 a lot. I just pause for 2-3 months until I will eventually come back to it)

  • @gusherxcrusher
    @gusherxcrusher Год назад +3

    Im a weird mix of a casual player and some who knows everything and also being an architect player lol
    Its so fun to build a very nice and cute area

  • @samuelchensantoso9677
    @samuelchensantoso9677 Год назад +2

    I am bit of regulars, hard core, coomer, and min maxers, gacha newers, lore paid attentioner , idk its all to generalize🤣.Great video as always Bran!

  • @jakas_cudowna_nazwa
    @jakas_cudowna_nazwa Год назад +2

    why no one is talking about Francis from bsd in 3:33 😭

  • @GLoLChibs
    @GLoLChibs Год назад +1

    I just want to run around with my Baizhu after all that waiting.

  • @22KillerofTime
    @22KillerofTime Год назад +3

    I'm definitely the theory crafter collector. I want every character in the game and I want all of them to have a decent-to-good artifact set equipped and a unique weapon to them so that i dont have to do any moving equipment around when making team comps since the game doesnt have loadouts yet. Also exel spreadsheets are my friend

    • @amethystjackson
      @amethystjackson Год назад

      bro I want to be that but I'm f2p and not willing to spend money 💀💀

  • @mr.sheeks7627
    @mr.sheeks7627 Год назад +2

    As a min-maxer, the whole never being satisfied is so true.

  • @AlmightyRaidenEi
    @AlmightyRaidenEi Год назад +2

    bran: that's a lot of dmg "Doesn't notices it's a Chinese private server"

  • @NoNameCherry
    @NoNameCherry Год назад +8

    So...where does a completionist with super luck sit in these categories? I felt called out like ten times!😅😅

  • @petermartin6522
    @petermartin6522 Год назад +2

    7:33 love how the primos is fuck all 😂😂

  • @lonewolfjedi493osswfan
    @lonewolfjedi493osswfan Год назад +2

    The lore one is easily Murder of Birds, he reads that shit all the time

  • @TuanNguyen-ml4cs
    @TuanNguyen-ml4cs Год назад +1

    7:38 the primogems 😭😭

  • @airy790
    @airy790 Год назад

    Missing the helper type: Join other worlds: “Do you need help with anything?”

  • @thetalkingbear
    @thetalkingbear Год назад +4

    I enjoy the deadpan delivery.

    • @BranOnline
      @BranOnline  Год назад +1

      It makes it so much better

  • @ReQ1999
    @ReQ1999 Год назад +6

    When I started I had Xinyan as support/shield. She was the first pyro since Amber that I got so... Also I'm a metalhead so her rock'n'roll style really got me
    My first team(other than starters) was Xiao, Xinyan, Fischl and Barbara

    • @Katriella.
      @Katriella. Месяц назад

      Your early team are definitely a fun set of friends, i see it and i want more

  • @SilentNight802
    @SilentNight802 Год назад +1

    Did anybody see the F all on Kylee’s banner for the FTP thing?

  • @totsbig
    @totsbig Год назад +1

    Ohhhh I haven't got classified.
    I'm a handicapper!
    That can work when you play an easy-ish game like Genshin.
    My AR60 account has no characters at Level 90, but almost all of them is at least Ascension 4 for the passive.
    Able to make 10 parties (at Party Setup) without repeating a single one of them, and with no artifact sharing. Able to Abyss clear (mostly 33* though) with them parties.
    I'm pretty sure there are a lot of other handicappers out there! Like duo-party Abyss clearers, only 4-star weapon/character challenge, Abyss randomizers, off-meta builds (looking at you Cwack), etc.

  • @kibousn1686
    @kibousn1686 11 месяцев назад

    "It's an action-adventure game with a side of gacha."
    That would work if relics/handguards/arrowheads didn't exist.

  • @kirby69813
    @kirby69813 Год назад +1

    7:59 me after battle cats 100%

  • @battledroid8240
    @battledroid8240 Год назад +3

    Always a good day when bran uploads

  • @violet9530
    @violet9530 6 месяцев назад +1

    New player to gachas, I can confirm that i just pull on every banner expecting a five-star. I'm like that in HSR and got 3 limiteds from that.

    • @wendywei2881
      @wendywei2881 Месяц назад

      I’m only pulling ever banner after I get Venti and Wanderer.

  • @LjCast-b6q
    @LjCast-b6q Год назад +1

    I don’t expect the new characters I demand them

  • @rash226
    @rash226 Год назад

    7:16 the wording behind the primogems count🤣

  • @sofabored2150
    @sofabored2150 Год назад +1

    The rotating tree hurt me personally.

  • @IAMS0M30N3
    @IAMS0M30N3 4 месяца назад

    7:17 ah yes, I have “fuck all” primos saved too 😂

  • @huairen-mq9ld
    @huairen-mq9ld Год назад +1

    People assume this is my first gacha games because I complained about it, but in reality those guys are probably the first timers..
    The thing that I complain about is the 3 stars, because those are basically useless... In other gacha games those can be use in something progressive, in here well.. enchantment ore exist and more easier to get

  • @xiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_555
    @xiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_555 Год назад

    7:39
    LOOK AT THE PRIMO THING 😂😂

  • @spacepuppyx
    @spacepuppyx Год назад +2

    Why am I a little bit of everything though

  • @tantryhelius7908
    @tantryhelius7908 Год назад

    I swear in my life that I never spend any money even a penny on the game but no one will believe it TT

  • @danxlrsgaming5219
    @danxlrsgaming5219 Год назад

    Okay, imagine there's actually an anime/manga that's about isekai truck getting isekaid 😂

  • @rufavulpes
    @rufavulpes Год назад +1

    I'm going to become a Xinyan main just to spite him.
    Edit: *_N o_*

  • @HeavenOnHigh
    @HeavenOnHigh Год назад

    i do EVERYTHING
    every world boss every week.
    every layline (not collecting, just killing the mobs, it's free loot)
    everyday day every day
    every exploration
    every weekday (except cards, i hate how it's played with gamepad)
    and every quest in every nation including 100% every map
    yes i need mental help
    i put in 10 bucks and now i have to play this game until i or it dies, because if i don't i waists than 10 bucks

  • @ryukihagane7211
    @ryukihagane7211 Год назад +1

    As a Diluc main I approve Bran's smash

  • @Muichiro-Venti
    @Muichiro-Venti Год назад

    Mental stability in this economy I don’t think so

  • @1Albedo
    @1Albedo Год назад

    me realizing i'm a hybrid on certain ones, mostly depending on my mood:

  • @Yelan-mm6bs
    @Yelan-mm6bs Год назад

    My friend has never lost a fifty fifty and always gets scared she is going too and then she says how much she hates all the fifty fifty’s she has won

  • @NeoLegend9094
    @NeoLegend9094 Год назад

    I’m the kind of player that watches more content on RUclips rather than actually playing the game and doesn’t care about spoilers since I’ll forget about it by time I get to that part in the game. I’m also the type that plays for a week maybe even a month straight and then doesn’t even touch the game for two months and cries when I realize I missed a cool event. I’m also a f2p…one day when I’m not broke. And a bit of a hoarder ish. I’m a hoarder in food ingredients but don’t have a huge collection due to my lack of playing. I usually pick up anything I come across.

    • @wendywei2881
      @wendywei2881 Месяц назад

      Me too. My dad almost never lets me use his money. Though once fifty dollars on Fortnite skins. But I like the challenge, and as F2P I already have Kazuha, Kinich, and Raiden. I think I’d only ever spend 10 dollars on Venti or Wanderer. I’m not paying thousands of dollars when I can use it to help my cousin or build a new school for kids in need.

  • @quillalmighty
    @quillalmighty Месяц назад

    The last one hurts

  • @LesbianKimDokja
    @LesbianKimDokja Год назад

    I know almost every bit of Genshin lore, but I can’t do crap when it comes to talking about artifacts
    What does that make me-

  • @AmuletRebel
    @AmuletRebel Год назад

    Childe's banner was also my first one and I ALSO got Qiqi on his banner. XD

  • @Nil_Sama
    @Nil_Sama Год назад +1

    I'm a teapot main, but since I'm relatively new, I've only focused 1 realm layout. I'll start working on the others once I'm satisfied. Yes I'm lvl 10 in trust rank and have sets ready lmao 😂
    Edit: I knew f2ps would get called out but damn, I didn't expect to get cremated like that. Also, now I need to delete more photos to hide the evidence 🤔

  • @Epicforlife2463
    @Epicforlife2463 Год назад

    I used to be a regular but I think I’ve fallen down to casual because of star rail, I do my daily comms, get 1 ore expedition and then I log out, as long as there isn’t a event. I also am f2p and only pull on those I want so I think I use my time well, so what I’m trying to say hear is, “IM MENTALLY STABLE YAYYY!!”

  • @hecur1390
    @hecur1390 Год назад

    Nah bro we exist just in the very very back of genshin

  • @akissevastos249
    @akissevastos249 Год назад

    I am all of the extremes in every directions except tea pot

  • @Antithesismanifest
    @Antithesismanifest Год назад

    3:54 i become that guy 1 day in honkai star rail c2 silver wolf, clara and bailu and today i got 5 pity welt.
    I hate that because i only get 5* in genshin with 80 pity but i always win 50/50.

  • @chriskershaw7968
    @chriskershaw7968 10 месяцев назад

    nothing wrong with collecting characters, it's no different from collecting anything else, whether it is Franklin Mint Fabergee Eggs, Dragon Ball merchandise, rare vinyl jazz records or antique chamber pots

  • @widekuma
    @widekuma Год назад

    I can proudly say that I'm a F2P hardcore gamer

  • @arcuslux516
    @arcuslux516 11 месяцев назад

    So I do dailies and weeklies in Genshin somewhere between hardcore and casual (I'm new so I need those rocks)...


    and play 2 other gacha games...

  • @spiritdetectivesteve4691
    @spiritdetectivesteve4691 Год назад

    *sees artifacters description* nope, my sanity and dignity is more important lol
    I almost NEVER see the multiple 5* in a 10 pull, gimme some of that!

  • @Yusanis
    @Yusanis Год назад

    Ah yes, the video that inspired me to become Xinyan main

  • @juliamackinnon3469
    @juliamackinnon3469 Год назад

    I'm Regular or Casual F2P... I can confirm that I will literally HUNT for Primogems, any chest I see (even if it's common) I will take, because who doesn't love receiving at least 1 primo a day? I also tend to loose every 50/50 that isn't guaranteed :)

  • @samid.4096
    @samid.4096 Год назад +1

    i was a Day 1 FGO player, i got into Genshin knowing *exactly* what was waiting for me. and just like FGO, Genshin's story is what's keeping me here, the gacha is secondary - until my favorite hat and cape-wearing motherfucker is up for grabs, then i have to resist the urge to whale 😅

  • @ainulvr9808
    @ainulvr9808 Год назад

    ...I feel that with the Tartaglia-Qiqi story.
    My first ever 5star was also waiting til pity hit, just to add insult to injury, and I pulled for Zhongli (my favourite character at that time, didn´t know how broken he is yet) ...
    Aaaaand I got Qiqi. And I wouldn´t have been super-down, but I also didn´t know that Qiqi fucking sucks. "Best healer" my ass, healing is literally ALL she can do, no damage, next to no cryo application, just bad. And not even fun to me, while I like the character, her elemental skill is just awkward, I expected it to rotate around her from the description.

  • @ZephyrBluePaddy
    @ZephyrBluePaddy Год назад

    Okay...
    I feel called out. Like... really called out LOL

  • @Alex-Rocks
    @Alex-Rocks Год назад

    I'm the prototype "Regular"!
    I do all my dailys, max out my battle pass and have maybe 3 actually good artifacts!
    And I'm also behind on the story but know most of it allready... XD

  • @potato9951
    @potato9951 Год назад

    I was a Xinyan main when i was lower ar. Xinyan and Noelle are the ones who carried me 😭😭

  • @Rika-sensei
    @Rika-sensei Год назад

    Damn 3.7 all the way down there…
    I really enjoyed that version

  • @meganclare7
    @meganclare7 Год назад

    So, story time. I have been playing genshin from almost the start of the game. When xinyan was leaked, i knew i was getting her no matter what. She released on zhongli's first banner. Now as everyone knows, no pity on 4 stars. I didn't want zhongli at all at the time. So, the day comes and I wish and get zhongli no xinyans ok not so bad i think, wishes again off banner 5 star, ok then, more wishes finally gets her...but thats not enough no i must c6 her. So, I wish even more last constellation for xinyan, I get another zhongli.... to this day out of the limited characters I've only ever gotten cons on 2, Zhongli and Eula.
    Tldr: got c1 zhongli when pulling only because xinyan was on banner. Got xinyan c6 day 1 release and never regretted it. Still play her in open world and abyss

  • @minaashido7176
    @minaashido7176 Год назад

    Istg my best friends very first 5 star was losing the 50/50 to qiqi on kazuhas banner and I was on call with her when it happened 😭🙏

  • @Enn42360
    @Enn42360 Год назад

    im a casual gamer because i have both job and school but when I do play im an immersionist and a regular

  • @ghosttie1219
    @ghosttie1219 Год назад

    Now you've met two xinyan main

  • @blaze_burn
    @blaze_burn Год назад

    I saw this video a while ago, it’s so funny!

  • @LoulouTalove
    @LoulouTalove Месяц назад

    4:45 matpat

  • @Koutouhara
    @Koutouhara Год назад

    I'm a few of these I think ^^;
    Mostly, collector and hoarder - I don't really care about stats on artifacts since I can't understand them, I collects and level characters but not for damage really... I just want one of each. I've maxed my teapot, 100% the Interactive map, and working on the last few achievements that I need to complete that.

  • @nugi00_
    @nugi00_ Год назад

    C2 Hutao in one 10 pulls are lucky ?
    Believe me, when you NEED to PULL EXACTLY 90 PULLS just to get a single 5* characters in every single banner you want (even though you pitty are rate on) and never win a single 50/50 from 1.0 until recently (3.6) for the first time in Nilou banner at pitty 89, now thats what i called Lucky.

  • @ScarletPrince-mu9cz
    @ScarletPrince-mu9cz Год назад

    ok I know a lot of stuff about the game, I get questions about the game but I don’t do daily’s and exploring 😂

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira Год назад

    I might as well be a xinyan main when xinyan keeps coming home to me!

  • @lykos5457
    @lykos5457 Год назад +10

    Haha I’m early. Hope everyone is having a great day/night

  • @shahbazsiddiqui3853
    @shahbazsiddiqui3853 Год назад

    Blade character trailer came on Honkai Star Rail.

  • @halloboi6212
    @halloboi6212 Год назад

    Ayyy this is a classic one😁

  • @Yuki_Suzume308
    @Yuki_Suzume308 Год назад

    Everyone: genshin players don’t touch grass or sleep
    Those who do:😏

  • @guidomista5738
    @guidomista5738 Год назад

    How tf this dude makes reaction videos twice as long as original videos

  • @Rin_x23
    @Rin_x23 Год назад

    As a xiyan main. I no longer exist

  • @scara0002
    @scara0002 Год назад

    I didnt know why like so small, and i see it's upload 5 min ago

  • @d.lukenskas
    @d.lukenskas Год назад

    I feel lucky since I never pulled a qiqi in 3 years

  • @dariopool3400
    @dariopool3400 Год назад

    My first 5 star( and only 5 star) is qiqi, I know ur pain bran

  • @Theeb03
    @Theeb03 Год назад

    I got Ayaka then Yae Miko then Alhaitham and now Klee as a f2p

  • @sarahgrellchen5687
    @sarahgrellchen5687 Год назад

    oh no im a architekt...kaveh...come on we leaving

  • @sonadowfiend
    @sonadowfiend Год назад

    Well, I guess I'm a hardcore; not exactly surprising, honestly. I've been playing since 1.0 back in October 2020, and have only missed two days of Dailies, and only because my PlayStation was in for repairs. I log in twice per day to be able to keep my Resin spent (since we get 180 Resin daily and can only hold 160!), and all my Expeditions are set for 12 Hrs (reduced to 9 by -25% Talents) to be able to reset them during my two log-ins. 😂

  • @NessunDorma2
    @NessunDorma2 Год назад

    I'm F2P regular and most of the time immersioner and lore paid attentioner 🤔😁