You're kokong right? This is so obviously a comedic fake, the oil man looks like the oil maniest that ever sold oil on the planet. And his reactions are so obviously staged
Even if it’s not fake he’s actually be very smart because he’s doing this for youtube content which is 100% netting him enough cash to make this worth it
@@CatLover101-n5l actually your right but they have to pay you back with something equal value or they can take if you dont pay taxes to pay off your debt
@gee3591 Bro, I guarantee the U.S. only annexed Texas and started the Mexican-American war bc of oil. They did even know Texas had oil, they just had a feeling.
Whenever he said son for some odd reason i thought of that one lyric from Hamilton "if you could a sister your rich son. Is it a question of if burr or which one"
Distill it into all its basic fuel groups. Oil makes a few different fuels at one time. The heavy fuels like petrol and gasoline and diesel are at the bottom. And the lightest fuel vapors turn into lighter fluid and aviation gas and other fuels like it. You can distill them it's judt really dangerous. But if you successfully do it and identify what fuels you have. You can probably sell them for an ok price as long as it burns and flows
The man looks just like I would imagine an oil man
We have oil and look normal
Bro same
Lol
Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimsdale dimmadome
@@Komrad_Yuri😅l
Oil? Where? That’s mine! Oil!! 🛢️🛢️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
😂😂😂
No mine
@@I_lovecorgis Yours?! I got it first!
I thought he was sent out into a mine field too lol
@@I_lovecorgis😮😮😮😮
This is the longest "confession I'm an idiot" shorts I've seen
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They're fake, It's almost impossible to find an honest influencer
the idiot who made a series engaging enough to get 150k likes on part 3. you realize this kind of "idiot" thing he is doing is only a persona right?
You're kokong right? This is so obviously a comedic fake, the oil man looks like the oil maniest that ever sold oil on the planet. And his reactions are so obviously staged
Even if it’s not fake he’s actually be very smart because he’s doing this for youtube content which is 100% netting him enough cash to make this worth it
All jokes aside this oil man is an awsome ass father figure
In gay way is that fucker eligible for that title ? I would never want to be in your family that dude is fuckin weird
This man is the biggest troll ever
FACTS BRO, PURE FACTS UR SPEAKING....but many believe this is real.....yet where is the drill rig that dug down & installed the pipe?
The game was rigged
😅😊@@BillBlast7372
This man does side quests
*"Blud stucked in Oil matrix"*
Stuck*
Struck
Stucked? R u restarted?
Give it to USA gov
??
KNOCK KNOCK I HEARD YOU HAVE OIL UNDER MY NAME🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Bro that's in your own place dummy🤦
I was about to say that lol
Well, he got the oil from America so it’s his
Sharing is caring
Good name
FREEDOM RAAAAHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERF*CKER ITS THE UNITED STATES AND WE HEAR YOU HAVE OIL THATS NOT UNDER OUR POSESTION
Knew there would be one
This kid just Forrest Gumpin' his way through life. He's got to be so happy!!!!💫
I never expected a sequel for this but this is too good 😂
This guy is awesome. Both of y’all!
Bro said he would give you 50 cents for a full jar of oil💀
Because that’s what it’s worth
It’s crude oil
Yeah that’s what it’s worth, 55 gallons of oil would cost around $80
That's because he got oil straight from the oil rig, if it was refined into diesel or something it would be worth way more
@@rafeja8099And still, it would probably be no more than a few dollars, since its less than a gallon, which only goes for ~3$
Knock knock Heard you got some oil
Bro, this is in Your country
if its my property u cant get the oil
@@Abb5c If the government asks for it they get it
:(
THIS LAND NEEDS SOME FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@CatLover101-n5l actually your right but they have to pay you back with something equal value or they can take if you dont pay taxes to pay off your debt
I have been summoned give us the oil
You're so addicted to oil america🤦
This is in your country
Love that Black Gold!!!
Runs through a true Texans Veins!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK THIS IS AMERICA GIVE US ALL THAT OIL
Youre so funny bro
thats in America
Nuh uh that's sans property for his illegal oil stand
Missed calls:90000000+ from americas president
We need a series of you learning how to be a millionaire from the oil baron
“Oh wow…. ill tell you what, that is oil”😂😂 what reaction was that 😂
Got a question, Where is this?
america
In america dummy🤦
Earth I think
Somewhere on land on the ppanet earth
'15 missed calls from America'
“Knock Knock”
OH SHIT
Who's there
Oil makes a man rich 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸AND MAKES A MAN FEEL FREEEEDOOMMM🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅
Knock knock it’s the U.S
Ur not funny
@@grizzlychad284”your not funny🤓”
@@grizzlychad284cry about it
@@grizzlychad284 ong these jokes are just cringe
Be quiet these jokes are funny
The oil man looks like the most American person you can find
Where is that place at?
Ummmmm........... Say it
Texas baby
Oh no 😂
Haha
Who knows
"I tell you what that IS oil!" That had me dying
None:
America: WHERE?🦅🇺🇲
Knock knock it’s the United States of America and I heard that you got some oil that’s not in our possession🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Don’t tell America this
336 likes?!? Dang
This is in America dude. That joke isn’t even funny anymore
i thought non Americans we're smart 😟?
@gee3591 Bro, I guarantee the U.S. only annexed Texas and started the Mexican-American war bc of oil. They did even know Texas had oil, they just had a feeling.
@@HockeytoAtlanta no proof of this, oil was not commercially used during the mexican-american war
@Arvac I said they didn't even know oil was in texas. I was eluding to the fact that oil was not discovered in texas until the 1890's.
This oil field needs democracy 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Where’s that oil at?
😂
america
it’s an oil field.
Bro is living the American dream
I remember when I was in high school I remember in history class it was called black gold.
Wasn't it called liquid gold?
Us: Knock Knock It's the United States of America
I’m your biggest fan I’ve been watching ever since rubber band ball part 1!
Same
THIS LAND NEEDS SOME FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
If this was in any European Country America would be like “ I herd you found oil so turn off the stove before i bring democracy upon your ass”
Fr dude💀💀☠️
Whenever he said son for some odd reason i thought of that one lyric from Hamilton "if you could a sister your rich son. Is it a question of if burr or which one"
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 we’re gonna need that
That man is 110% American 😂
Why is that guy in the stetson so texan
Him:ooooooh oil
America:where's the oil🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
Wtf is a kilometer🇺🇸
American needs that oil🇺🇸
HELL YEAAAA🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
Bro hit the pipeline
50 cent for oil this pawn guy is bugging bro
Probably because the price is on barrels
That is a very fair price
A single gallon is only about a dollar fifty, that dude was given the fairest price for that worthless jar
If Matt Damon worked at an oil company
America:OIL?? *sends the entire army to the location* lol
Not making fun of Americans btw
this is in america why would they do that
@@boog1939 I don't know its just someone could take the words and think I said something different Like something mean etc.
"i'm tired of this grandpa," "That's too damn bad, you keep digging"
Where?
💀
"Im tired of this grampa" THATS TOO DAMN BAD
America: knock knock mf Americas here and we heard you had oil
It's in america
If jack sparrow said iv'e got a jar of oil instead of dirt
999 missed called from America
Son? Bro called you son
Me too
Distill it into all its basic fuel groups. Oil makes a few different fuels at one time. The heavy fuels like petrol and gasoline and diesel are at the bottom. And the lightest fuel vapors turn into lighter fluid and aviation gas and other fuels like it. You can distill them it's judt really dangerous. But if you successfully do it and identify what fuels you have. You can probably sell them for an ok price as long as it burns and flows
Love his under armour wind pants he's wearing
us military:OILL? GIVE US UR OILL NOWWW
Did u say oil??🇺🇸🇺🇸 wait I saw that first🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸that’s mine🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
USA: knock knock
USA is here for your oil “knock knock”😂
That looks like a fun experience
Bro sounds like the typical American
That's mine, buddy.
"Only 50 cents for a quick drink? THATS AMAZING" Famous last words
"FBI opera "🇺🇲🇺🇲did we hear oil
You messed real bad.
America: FBI OPEN UP, WHERE IS THE OILLLLLLLLLLLL
Master got me working
I haul crude oil to pipelines. I can confirm that's an accurate representation of the oil men.
America would be proud 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
lol. That man played him by working for him. 😂😂
Bro looks like Duggan from GTA Online💀
The most American thing ever😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🇨🇦: location?(Asking for a friend)
🇺🇸: I told you to NOT tell!!
Knock knock sharing is caring that oil is under us now 😂😂
The world's meanest pawn shop man
“Keep a little oil on my pillow for the oil man”
“I’m tired grandp-“
“THATS TOO DAMN BAD”
The oil man skipped leg day😂
99+ missed calls from the government☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
From the south he sent you on a snipe hunt son hope ya brought apples keep diggin 😂
999 miss calls from america 💀
Just buy it and bring it here to the US, we'd appreciate your oil.
The best free labor scam I have seen
oil? OILLLLL!! RAUGHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This grassland needs some FREEDOM
America: Knock knock mother father is this the United States of America We heard you have oil
America spying on this man😂
USA: DID YOU SAY OIL?
Oil may be gold, but the right kind of water spring can be diamond
Usa be like “ oh you got oil you know we kindaaaaaa . Give us dat oil
We geting barbarian king with this
That guy takes me back to the spindle top days
He should adopt you frfr
Knock knock.who is there? America, we heard you got oil?
thats the most "🇺🇸🦅" accent ever
Knock knock you found oil🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Bro, you need to trade the giant rubber band for a cup of oil