You're kokong right? This is so obviously a comedic fake, the oil man looks like the oil maniest that ever sold oil on the planet. And his reactions are so obviously staged
Even if it’s not fake he’s actually be very smart because he’s doing this for youtube content which is 100% netting him enough cash to make this worth it
@@user-iw7pr3cd4b actually your right but they have to pay you back with something equal value or they can take if you dont pay taxes to pay off your debt
@gee3591 Bro, I guarantee the U.S. only annexed Texas and started the Mexican-American war bc of oil. They did even know Texas had oil, they just had a feeling.
Distill it into all its basic fuel groups. Oil makes a few different fuels at one time. The heavy fuels like petrol and gasoline and diesel are at the bottom. And the lightest fuel vapors turn into lighter fluid and aviation gas and other fuels like it. You can distill them it's judt really dangerous. But if you successfully do it and identify what fuels you have. You can probably sell them for an ok price as long as it burns and flows
this man sold him i think 50 dollars for that jar of oil THEN gets him to do work for him to "make back the money" HE SCAMMED FROM HIM AND THEN AS IF THATS NOT BAD ENOUGH HE THEN SAYS "i got a deal for you" AND GETS HIM TO DO MORE FREE MANUAL LABOR a true oil field owner
The man looks just like I would imagine an oil man
We have oil and look normal
Bro same
Lol
Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimsdale dimmadome
@@Komrad_Yuri😅l
This is the longest "confession I'm an idiot" shorts I've seen
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They're fake, It's almost impossible to find an honest influencer
the idiot who made a series engaging enough to get 150k likes on part 3. you realize this kind of "idiot" thing he is doing is only a persona right?
You're kokong right? This is so obviously a comedic fake, the oil man looks like the oil maniest that ever sold oil on the planet. And his reactions are so obviously staged
Even if it’s not fake he’s actually be very smart because he’s doing this for youtube content which is 100% netting him enough cash to make this worth it
This man is the biggest troll ever
FACTS BRO, PURE FACTS UR SPEAKING....but many believe this is real.....yet where is the drill rig that dug down & installed the pipe?
The game was rigged
😅😊@@BillBlast7372
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FREEDOM RAAAAHHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅
KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERF*CKER ITS THE UNITED STATES AND WE HEAR YOU HAVE OIL THATS NOT UNDER OUR POSESTION
Knew there would be one
*"Blud stucked in Oil matrix"*
Stuck*
Struck
Stucked? R u restarted?
Give it to USA gov
??
KNOCK KNOCK I HEARD YOU HAVE OIL UNDER MY NAME🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Bro that's in your own place dummy🤦
I was about to say that lol
Oil? Where? That’s mine! Oil!! 🛢️🛢️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
😂😂😂
No mine
@@Mushyjar Yours?! I got it first!
I thought he was sent out into a mine field too lol
@@Mushyjar😮😮😮😮
Knock knock Heard you got some oil
Bro, this is in Your country
if its my property u cant get the oil
@@cartersgamingcorner8314 If the government asks for it they get it
:(
THIS LAND NEEDS SOME FREEDOM🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@@user-iw7pr3cd4b actually your right but they have to pay you back with something equal value or they can take if you dont pay taxes to pay off your debt
I never expected a sequel for this but this is too good 😂
Bro said he would give you 50 cents for a full jar of oil💀
Because that’s what it’s worth
It’s crude oil
Yeah that’s what it’s worth, 55 gallons of oil would cost around $80
That's because he got oil straight from the oil rig, if it was refined into diesel or something it would be worth way more
@@rafeja8099And still, it would probably be no more than a few dollars, since its less than a gallon, which only goes for ~3$
I have been summoned give us the oil
You're so addicted to oil america🤦
This is in your country
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK THIS IS AMERICA GIVE US ALL THAT OIL
Youre so funny bro
thats in America
All jokes aside this oil man is an awsome ass father figure
“Knock Knock”
OH SHIT
Who's there
Where is that place at?
Ummmmm........... Say it
Texas baby
Oh no 😂
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥
This guy is awesome. Both of y’all!
Got a question, Where is this?
america
In america dummy🤦
Where’s that oil at?
😂
america
Love that Black Gold!!!
Runs through a true Texans Veins!!!!
None:
America: WHERE?🦅🇺🇲
We need a series of you learning how to be a millionaire from the oil baron
Don’t tell America this
336 likes?!? Dang
This is in America dude. That joke isn’t even funny anymore
i thought non Americans we're smart 😟?
@gee3591 Bro, I guarantee the U.S. only annexed Texas and started the Mexican-American war bc of oil. They did even know Texas had oil, they just had a feeling.
@@HockeytoAtlanta no proof of this, oil was not commercially used during the mexican-american war
@Arvac I said they didn't even know oil was in texas. I was eluding to the fact that oil was not discovered in texas until the 1890's.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 we’re gonna need that
This kid just Forrest Gumpin' his way through life. He's got to be so happy!!!!💫
Knock knock it’s the U.S
Ur not funny
@@grizzlychad284”your not funny🤓”
@@grizzlychad284cry about it
@@grizzlychad284 ong these jokes are just cringe
Be quiet these jokes are funny
If this was in any European Country America would be like “ I herd you found oil so turn off the stove before i bring democracy upon your ass”
Fr dude💀💀☠️
This man does side quests
I remember when I was in high school I remember in history class it was called black gold.
Wasn't it called liquid gold?
Why is that guy in the stetson so texan
I’m your biggest fan I’ve been watching ever since rubber band ball part 1!
Same
The oil man looks like the most American person you can find
Bro is living the American dream
50 cent for oil this pawn guy is bugging bro
Probably because the price is on barrels
That is a very fair price
A single gallon is only about a dollar fifty, that dude was given the fairest price for that worthless jar
Me too
If jack sparrow said iv'e got a jar of oil instead of dirt
'15 missed calls from America'
999 missed called from America
America: knock knock mf Americas here and we heard you had oil
It's in america
Oil makes a man rich 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸AND MAKES A MAN FEEL FREEEEDOOMMM🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅
"Im tired of this grampa" THATS TOO DAMN BAD
America:OIL?? *sends the entire army to the location* lol
Not making fun of Americans btw
this is in america why would they do that
@@boog1939 I don't know its just someone could take the words and think I said something different Like something mean etc.
Oil is a renewable resource that literally pours out of the ground.
What are you talking about it’s non renewable
You need to back to school
Bro failed middle school 💀
It is renewable. After more than a hundred million of years…
@@XxG3arHunt3rxX something tells me he’s not in middle school
Bro looks like Duggan from GTA Online💀
If Matt Damon worked at an oil company
That guy takes me back to the spindle top days
“I’m tired grandp-“
“THATS TOO DAMN BAD”
lol. That man played him by working for him. 😂😂
"Knock knock your oil is under my possession "
The most American thing ever😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Love his under armour wind pants he's wearing
Knock knock sharing is caring that oil is under us now 😂😂
From the south he sent you on a snipe hunt son hope ya brought apples keep diggin 😂
“Keep a little oil on my pillow for the oil man”
Bro has the FBS coming for his oil
Bro really went through a side quest in real life.
USA is here for your oil “knock knock”😂
That looks like a fun experience
I haul crude oil to pipelines. I can confirm that's an accurate representation of the oil men.
🇨🇦: location?(Asking for a friend)
🇺🇸: I told you to NOT tell!!
"i'm tired of this grandpa," "That's too damn bad, you keep digging"
"Only 50 cents for a quick drink? THATS AMAZING" Famous last words
That man is 110% American 😂
Missed calls:90000000+ from americas president
The oil man looks like the rich texan from the Simpsons
Ahhhh….a true American 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
He reminds me of uncle buck from great outdoors
The oil man skipped leg day😂
"99+ Missed Call from United States"
Distill it into all its basic fuel groups. Oil makes a few different fuels at one time. The heavy fuels like petrol and gasoline and diesel are at the bottom. And the lightest fuel vapors turn into lighter fluid and aviation gas and other fuels like it. You can distill them it's judt really dangerous. But if you successfully do it and identify what fuels you have. You can probably sell them for an ok price as long as it burns and flows
Son? Bro called you son
Bro almost summoned the us forces
Us: Knock Knock It's the United States of America
I have a slight feeling this guy isn't the brightest bulb in the tree
this man sold him i think 50 dollars for that jar of oil THEN gets him to do work for him to "make back the money" HE SCAMMED FROM HIM AND THEN AS IF THATS NOT BAD ENOUGH HE THEN SAYS "i got a deal for you" AND GETS HIM TO DO MORE FREE MANUAL LABOR a true oil field owner
You messed real bad.
America: FBI OPEN UP, WHERE IS THE OILLLLLLLLLLLL
Wtf is a kilometer🇺🇸
American needs that oil🇺🇸
KNOCK KNOCK THIS IS THE US WE ARE CONFESTING YOUR OIL
My dad and my uncle used to work in the oil field
🇺🇸"Were gonna have to take that"🇺🇸
This is how to get someone to work and find oil for u😂😂
The world's meanest pawn shop man
Why does bro look like the guy from the movie holes 💀💀😂
The guy is playing like the one guy from Holes
"I tell ya what that is oil"
Well i coulda told you that
Bro has never held a shovel before in his life
Goverment: im offering you 10 000 000$.
oil goes for 60 a barrel, a 2-3 quart jar sells for pennies
Bro got robbed than worked for the dude who robbed him💀
That man looks like he's the governor of texas
Take him to court.
USA: knock knock
America spying on this man😂
Bro sounds like the typical American
US: Haha you mean MY OLI
USA: DID YOU SAY OIL?
The best free labor scam I have seen
bro is going to summon amierica
True
America would be proud 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Oil Man kinda looks like Lynn C. Thompson
Pawn shop owners after seeing the rarest diamond in all of existence: best I can do is $17.42