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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
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    Fact- you are awesome and other people notice! This includes single sexy senoritas. In this video men's style, grooming, fitness and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino of IAmAlphaM, AaronMarino, and Pete & Pedro discusses how to tell when a girl likes you. She's not just friendly -- she's flirting!
    Female Flirting 101
    1. She's playing with her hair
    2. She 'accidentally on purpose' touches you
    3. She laughs at your stupid and corny jokes
    4. She smiles at you with her eyes - Alpha demonstrates and describes
    5. She gives you a compliment
    6. She asks you do ... anything!

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @thebigone12full
    @thebigone12full 8 лет назад +1551

    The way you move from the video to the ads is so smooth

    • @jakobmccomb8757
      @jakobmccomb8757 8 лет назад +203

      Smooth you say. Just like your skin has the potential to be if you use teige Hanley.

    • @cesar500hokage2
      @cesar500hokage2 8 лет назад

      ikr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @buttox
      @buttox 8 лет назад +7

      I laughed so hard at that part

    • @artofwar420
      @artofwar420 8 лет назад

      Best transition mate.

    • @CarlitosG1711
      @CarlitosG1711 8 лет назад

      ikr

  • @heylinedgear3510
    @heylinedgear3510 5 лет назад +2132

    Seriously though, a girl could hug me, smile at me, play with my hair, tease me, point her feet in my direction, cross her legs in my direction, laugh overly hard at my jokes, literally say she likes me and I still 2nd guess myself

    • @Elizabethmclaney
      @Elizabethmclaney 5 лет назад +42

      Same

    • @ajostad1185
      @ajostad1185 5 лет назад +46

      same we’ll always stay like this lol

    • @Time_Marine
      @Time_Marine 5 лет назад +56

      This is like the most relatable comment ive seen in a while 😂 Im like 99% sure she likes me, but the 1% chance she dosnt makes me overthink everything, today or tomorrow asking... :0

    • @TrainedDog666
      @TrainedDog666 5 лет назад +11

      Bruh same it sucks.

    • @Talierau3
      @Talierau3 4 года назад +8

      hi, welcome to most girl’s frequent thoughts while flirting/pursuing anyone

  • @olvegravklev1087
    @olvegravklev1087 8 лет назад +650

    When your blazer is so lit that even the camera can't handle it.

    • @alpham
      @alpham  8 лет назад +79

      +Olve Gravklev yeah... The jacket was just too damn sexy for my camera!

    • @olvegravklev1087
      @olvegravklev1087 8 лет назад +1

      ;))

    • @nickannucci9646
      @nickannucci9646 8 лет назад

      +alpha m. I thought it was just my phone lol

    • @Boolama27
      @Boolama27 8 лет назад +2

      lol... thought it was my screen

    • @arnoldel1474
      @arnoldel1474 8 лет назад +1

      Hahaha, Good one Alpha M.I like Your videos very much! Keep up the goodwork.Greetings from the Netherlands

  • @user-es8zy9zr7t
    @user-es8zy9zr7t 4 месяца назад +726

    There's a book called Casanova Playbook of Magnetism, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts, it's the real deal

  • @LegionOfWeirdos
    @LegionOfWeirdos 8 лет назад +4478

    The suit and my monitor are trying to trick me into believing I'm tripping.

  • @keenanmeyer5511
    @keenanmeyer5511 8 лет назад +2086

    That moment when Alpha's jacket glitches through the matrix.

    • @Paul-tj5ox
      @Paul-tj5ox 8 лет назад +7

      👌😂😂

    • @goroakechi1068
      @goroakechi1068 8 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @rocketbunny2441
      @rocketbunny2441 8 лет назад +4

      +Pixxrl yeah... I thought is must be due to low quality pixels setting

    • @Inflec446
      @Inflec446 8 лет назад +15

      its called a moiré pattern :)

    • @Stvrk
      @Stvrk 8 лет назад +1

      haha yeah

  • @Dr3amMus1c
    @Dr3amMus1c 8 лет назад +299

    The most smoothest transition to mention your product that I have ever seen!

    • @morganmr6582
      @morganmr6582 8 лет назад +1

      xD and the funniest too

    • @hossfarah2888
      @hossfarah2888 8 лет назад +1

      Best one and he knew it

    • @James-dy4wm
      @James-dy4wm 8 лет назад

      hahahaha i thought i was the only one who noticed it.

    • @tredfxman
      @tredfxman 8 лет назад

      True that.

    • @AbdulRauf-fe3qh
      @AbdulRauf-fe3qh 8 лет назад +1

      +gowiusky marie Bruh. He was laughing at it.

  • @zoo_car
    @zoo_car 4 года назад +452

    We're at our wedding
    *Does she like me?*
    *C: Can't really tell*

    • @ccelite3782
      @ccelite3782 4 года назад +13

      @Daniel Cheng En Kee
      What if she said "i just want to be friends" when they are about to kiss to be officially married 😂

    • @azzatee318
      @azzatee318 4 года назад +6

      Nah she has a boyfriend.

    • @acharich
      @acharich 3 года назад

      @Daniel Cheng En Kee 😤😂😤😂😤

    • @nicklopez8004
      @nicklopez8004 3 года назад +1

      ha

    • @k3nfr0st39
      @k3nfr0st39 3 года назад +1

      Lemme double check with her so we can be clear on this bro 🤣😏💀

  • @nikolasarthouse2379
    @nikolasarthouse2379 7 лет назад +5965

    If she calls the cops is that a sign?

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 7 лет назад +661

    Just a warning, if she's doing all these things WHILE trying to sell something to you, you're getting played, son.

    • @davidw4812
      @davidw4812 7 лет назад +19

      Kurt Yarish OK Dad.

    • @dankmememaster8351
      @dankmememaster8351 6 лет назад +2

      Kurt Yarish this dude is a god at sponsored content infliction

    • @philyip4432
      @philyip4432 6 лет назад +6

      Kurt Yarish Wow !! You are so right !! They play us all the time ! Don't they! Thank you for the serious warning !

    • @psinformer1
      @psinformer1 5 лет назад +2

      Thanks for the pro-tip that’s some next level wisdom only a seasoned genius such as yourself could provide right there🙏

    • @acharich
      @acharich 3 года назад

      🎯🎯🎯

  • @odshane
    @odshane 6 лет назад +1708

    I thought my phone screen was greasy because of your suit 😂

  • @ahmadmusawer9392
    @ahmadmusawer9392 6 лет назад +273

    Gosh! She touched me. Two days after I told her that I’m in love with her, I got the best Block ever.

    • @muddy111
      @muddy111 4 года назад +8

      Ahmad Musawer yeah you don’t wanna do that

    • @gato8013
      @gato8013 4 года назад +6

      or a dude whatever ur into

    • @11dremoss
      @11dremoss 4 года назад +9

      You took it too far. Its all good, reset

    • @LegoDeleto
      @LegoDeleto 4 года назад +1

      Yeah no don't do that

    • @nicklopez8004
      @nicklopez8004 3 года назад

      what you mean block?

  • @BEDMan-vl3xy
    @BEDMan-vl3xy 8 лет назад +343

    I died when he put his product in the vid

    • @nishilbright2007
      @nishilbright2007 8 лет назад +3

      😂 😂 😂 ikr

    • @annihilnation1343
      @annihilnation1343 8 лет назад +14

      False. Your comment proves it.

    • @alfarq
      @alfarq 8 лет назад +5

      Maybe he could see into the future and saw his death coming so he wrote the comment first?

    • @rudyNok
      @rudyNok 8 лет назад

      That means he lied when he wrote it?

    • @SammyCee23
      @SammyCee23 8 лет назад +4

      I wasn't sure whether to react by being annoyed or to laugh when he advertised his product all of the sudden in the video.

  • @ieatyou8479
    @ieatyou8479 8 лет назад +3041

    I'm hoping ignoring you is a sign

  • @alibabarazbojnik873
    @alibabarazbojnik873 7 лет назад +2722

    Your suit didn't fully load

    • @mikem1421
      @mikem1421 7 лет назад +74

      70% loaded

    • @vro.30k96
      @vro.30k96 6 лет назад +5

      How many subscribers can I get by saying eggplant only 103
      I love your name by the way

    • @erwintorres9506
      @erwintorres9506 6 лет назад +1

      Alibaba Razbojnik lmao!!!

    • @dawizz98
      @dawizz98 6 лет назад +3

      Lmfaooooo

    • @havehad41
      @havehad41 6 лет назад +1

      Alibaba Razbojnik the suit didn't fully loaded because it was too expensive (I mean 10GB $ 😂😁)

  • @chris._robinson
    @chris._robinson 5 лет назад +356

    A girl told me I sounded like I was 56 voicewise, being 17 idk if that's a compliment

    • @MultiFirelover
      @MultiFirelover 4 года назад +11

      You just wanna deep voice and someone ti appreciate it

    • @Anomize23
      @Anomize23 4 года назад +35

      You’re only 17 or probably 18 by now since I’m commenting late. But anyways it’s better to sound older than younger.

    • @machduel
      @machduel 4 года назад +23

      Eyyy deep voice gang

    • @davidnguyen4353
      @davidnguyen4353 4 года назад +6

      She said you sound like an alligator

    • @chris._robinson
      @chris._robinson 4 года назад +3

      David Nguyen bro i made that comment more than a year ago, tf you doing watching this now with enough enthusiasm to reply to specifically MY comment😂

  • @aye_lmao2332
    @aye_lmao2332 7 лет назад +1596

    Your jacket on my phone hurts my eyes

  • @matthewelian
    @matthewelian 6 лет назад +1579

    #7 She buys you Tiege Hanley

  • @Tommy-nq5bo
    @Tommy-nq5bo 6 лет назад +2452

    Rule 1; never wear stripes on camera

  • @theoneandonly34yearsago68
    @theoneandonly34yearsago68 4 года назад +72

    The way he just recommended his own company was so smooth

    • @lukalol4895
      @lukalol4895 3 года назад +3

      34 Year Ago 😂

    • @ln9895
      @ln9895 3 года назад +3

      @@lukalol4895 at some point in the future, probably like 2039 i think, there will be comments that were actually from 34 years ago. crazy to think how long youtube has been around now and how much its changed, imagine how different it'll be in 2039 lol

    • @lukalol4895
      @lukalol4895 3 года назад +2

      @@ln9895 Wonder if there still will be RUclips in 2039 xD

  • @IamRanJos
    @IamRanJos 8 лет назад +360

    Your jacket is trippy on my phone screen

  • @Lift2Perform
    @Lift2Perform 7 лет назад +394

    does anyone notice he's suit glitch

    • @youngmauro12
      @youngmauro12 7 лет назад +8

      100% proof

    • @danjwalker
      @danjwalker 7 лет назад +27

      Yup. That's actually a thing I have to deal with depending on the kind of camera I use. It's called a Moiré Pattern. A moiré occurs when two patterns are overlaid and result in a new, third pattern. With digital photography, these artifacts result when the frequency of detail in a scene exceeds the sensor’s pixel pitch and ability to resolve “real” information. There ya have it. Science!

    • @ajprice6595
      @ajprice6595 7 лет назад +18

      It's not a glitch. He uses tiege Hanley instead of fabric softener.

    • @stianazarov9465
      @stianazarov9465 7 лет назад +2

      Charles Sonza no we are blind u stupid fuck

  • @warrenlowe676
    @warrenlowe676 7 лет назад +676

    This turned to a commercial real quick

    • @RandomJam666
      @RandomJam666 7 лет назад +12

      ikr, what the fuck was that

    • @rj42
      @rj42 7 лет назад +2

      Warren Lowe omg yes right when i read this he was like something about teige?

    • @JohnWick-bd3uv
      @JohnWick-bd3uv 7 лет назад +5

      As always... that's why I unsubscribed

    • @TayzerLazerGames
      @TayzerLazerGames 7 лет назад +42

      to be fair. this is his job. what do you expect. plus he makes it entertaining. if I had money I would buy it just to support him

    • @pe.u.k3697
      @pe.u.k3697 7 лет назад +14

      John Wick Yes.. it's called Business 💶💷💸💴💵💷💶💴💵💰💳. ... 💳💳💳

  • @ellengrace4609
    @ellengrace4609 3 года назад +16

    This is so true!!! Every bit of it! 😂 Girls have to struggle with the “guys like the chase so don’t be too easy” but also “guys don’t get subtlety.”

    • @In_TristanTate
      @In_TristanTate 2 года назад +5

      I mean if you’re playing hard to get half the time men won’t think that you like them so they’ll most likely give up if they dont see any signs, and with the subtlety thing men are very oblivious to a lot of hints like you could probably say to their face that you like them and there’s a good chance that the guy will still think, “does she like me?” 😂

  • @XUrbanSimsX
    @XUrbanSimsX 8 лет назад +2281

    I am a female, and Am watching this XD - These signs are TRUUUEEEE.

    • @jeffangelo3482
      @jeffangelo3482 8 лет назад +7

      Hi Jen

    • @mightymexx3599
      @mightymexx3599 8 лет назад +27

      +BlackDeath12345 wtf😂😂😂

    • @Raez_XL
      @Raez_XL 8 лет назад +12

      Especially the touching the hair, right?

    • @tredfxman
      @tredfxman 8 лет назад +22

      Acually thers ALOT more signs. ie, staring, staring & staring. Then thers the head tilt (unusual here) very charming.. Then the one gettin annoyed when you look away, less charming.. The over 4 second super tight hug, charming but confusing 4 us boyz... (esp when she dont wana talk bout it later ;) ) Most ones dont dare to reach out n touch you physically, unless ur at a party & its "socially acceptable", but i experienced it outside it. Also, they like if you do the shoulder touch as a man while commenting nicely something, coz its a friendly but not to private way of saying: i recognize / like you in a non verbal way. Last but never least, it may be how she look at you. Example: if the first time you go & just say 1 word to her: Hi! Then You may be receiving a long look down your legs & then up again (Analyzing Look) They say its the look of a woman, who is looking for a future husband, so if you recive this one: You might very well have found yourself a jackpot! lol ;)

    • @speedydknouri2229
      @speedydknouri2229 8 лет назад +2

      Good for you

  • @javyu6277
    @javyu6277 8 лет назад +165

    its hard to know if shes smiling with her eyes if shes asian..

    • @o.s.azazel4168
      @o.s.azazel4168 8 лет назад +9

      I'm done 😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @yabbiee
      @yabbiee 8 лет назад

      XD hahahahha lmao

    • @harjin23
      @harjin23 8 лет назад

      i have been cracking my head about that...

    • @frozeninretro
      @frozeninretro 8 лет назад

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @Rmalikk
      @Rmalikk 8 лет назад

      LOOOL

  • @arnoldkokonya
    @arnoldkokonya 8 лет назад +378

    "She laughs at your lame jokes." Wait till y'all get married.

    • @Bitchmade829
      @Bitchmade829 8 лет назад +7

      Hold this 👉 W

    • @EyyJessie
      @EyyJessie 8 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @LareesieAlice
      @LareesieAlice 8 лет назад +3

      Lol so true...in my case, it was the opposite. Now my husband just stares, while I laugh at myself. 😂😕😔

    • @amadeuschavez.
      @amadeuschavez. 8 лет назад +3

      +420k Cheat in a respectful matter. 👍🏽

    • @KOBEROCKS777
      @KOBEROCKS777 8 лет назад

      +Lunch Box LOLOL

  • @nakulnaik7
    @nakulnaik7 4 года назад +72

    1. Playing with hair
    2.Touch intentionally
    3.She laughs your joke
    4.She watch you always
    5.Compliments you
    6.She always want work for her

    • @eoinMB3949
      @eoinMB3949 2 года назад

      6. Is actually she asks you to do stuff with her, it could be anything like go to lunch or to spot her at the gym etc

  • @fox8670
    @fox8670 8 лет назад +247

    "That means she basically wants to lick your face" lmao I'm dead😂😂😂

  • @prodigy_son7011
    @prodigy_son7011 8 лет назад +648

    am i only one that is seeing optical illusions on aaron's suit?

    • @cizma27
      @cizma27 8 лет назад

      You are probz watching on LQ

    • @anetabalik202
      @anetabalik202 8 лет назад

      Ha ha- I thought something was wrong with my eyes.

    • @prodigy_son7011
      @prodigy_son7011 8 лет назад

      Toni Čizmić nope max quality,and im not the only one noticing,its the jacket

    • @mckoholic
      @mckoholic 8 лет назад

      😅😅😅😂😂😂

    • @AnonymusLetsPlay1
      @AnonymusLetsPlay1 8 лет назад

      me 2 xD

  • @trials_bike-xu3xf
    @trials_bike-xu3xf 7 лет назад +166

    I love how fucking brutally honest this shit is

  • @AL-ez9sx
    @AL-ez9sx 5 лет назад +267

    90%: talking about the hacks
    9%: talking about random stuff
    1%(me): Talking about his shirt is glitching

    • @fastman7053
      @fastman7053 5 лет назад +1

      😭😭dead asl

    • @_justice570
      @_justice570 4 года назад +1

      Joe mama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnannan4317
      @johnannan4317 4 года назад

      🤣🤣 it's a sign girls like him

    • @derbyharrington16
      @derbyharrington16 4 года назад +1

      Comments are more than 100, so you're not the 1%.

    • @raulatacante9115
      @raulatacante9115 3 года назад

      I didn't notice lmao

  • @robertbrokaw8361
    @robertbrokaw8361 7 лет назад +2011

    I swear his suit was fuckin me up the whole video

  • @TheOriginalBendejo
    @TheOriginalBendejo 8 лет назад +393

    My phone screen hates your jacket but I sir think it's dapper as fuck.

    • @fernandomelgar748
      @fernandomelgar748 8 лет назад +12

      +Brian Blake can i use the word FUCK, can i use the word YOU.

    • @aidencampbell3604
      @aidencampbell3604 8 лет назад

      ikr

    • @Z3US6
      @Z3US6 8 лет назад +3

      +Trevor philips can you share the bank money with me

    • @TMM6900
      @TMM6900 8 лет назад

      those are call moire

    • @user-ru1re2zj1w
      @user-ru1re2zj1w 8 лет назад +1

      Hey, it's franklin, didn't i kill you?

  • @josephgibbs723
    @josephgibbs723 7 лет назад +55

    that transition to the sponsor blew my mind

  • @frankyomanz
    @frankyomanz 4 года назад +60

    She could do all of this and I could tell her I like her and she’ll friendzone me. Story of my life.

  • @sodacann
    @sodacann 8 лет назад +959

    I think my grandmother likes me...

    • @jordanlol7731
      @jordanlol7731 7 лет назад +3

      sodacann AWESOME POSSOM

    • @AbdulRauf-fe3qh
      @AbdulRauf-fe3qh 7 лет назад +10

      sodacann Ofcourse she does. You are her grandson. Why would she not like you?

    • @pc-genie8080
      @pc-genie8080 7 лет назад +19

      because he killed the cat and snorted her husbands ashes

    • @OrangeSolaire
      @OrangeSolaire 7 лет назад +13

      What the hell is this turning into?

    • @FurlowT
      @FurlowT 7 лет назад +12

      Have a experienced woman teach ya how it's done :P

  • @AdroitIV
    @AdroitIV 8 лет назад +654

    loving the smooth ad transitions, and btw yes i am indeed alive my dear followers.

  • @sonia-mv8dk
    @sonia-mv8dk 7 лет назад +747

    The first 17 seconds made me fucking love this guy.

  • @beemovie49
    @beemovie49 5 лет назад +313

    *_ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!_*
    *_BUT IF SHE BREATHES....._*

  • @saaaaaaaaalt838
    @saaaaaaaaalt838 7 лет назад +239

    I love how he was so proud of his product placement.

    • @RomanSwak
      @RomanSwak 7 лет назад +94

      Hey, why not, I'm cool with it cause he's a genuine content creator.

  • @miguelRao
    @miguelRao 8 лет назад +389

    My sister gives me all 6 signs.... does this mean she likes me?

  • @Tunago1121
    @Tunago1121 8 лет назад +388

    Aaron always manages to advertise something in his videos. A true business man at his finest.

    • @horrible_gamer9001
      @horrible_gamer9001 8 лет назад

      Indeed

    • @alejandron.molina1295
      @alejandron.molina1295 8 лет назад +9

      I actually like his strategy

    • @jayeff3032
      @jayeff3032 8 лет назад +1

      Build your brand. He should do a video about that topic. What I mean by that is how to improve yourself in various ways to showcase yourself and your life.

    • @Tunago1121
      @Tunago1121 8 лет назад +1

      Anyone notice how his new video briefly touched on this topic? I guess he actually reads the comments!

    • @RedeemerNDestroyer
      @RedeemerNDestroyer 8 лет назад +14

      I don't mind ads in good channels. Those ads are what keeps them going and earns them money so that we can keep enjoying the content of those good channels. Besides, the way this guy presents products isn't even annoying and kind of flows with the video becoming a part of it, rather than an irritatin distraction.

  • @irfansalamaya9000
    @irfansalamaya9000 6 лет назад +5

    i cant lie, i have been following this channel for around 2 or more years, i was a complete and utter mess until i found this channel, now, im a guy who gets to go anywhere and gets notice by alot of girls, like i can really walk up to any girl I'm interested in and get her number.
    I'd like to send my gratitude to you alpha, you helped me alot with the tips and tricks even though I'm pretty skinny :)

  • @jasonwesker5241
    @jasonwesker5241 7 лет назад +531

    What if she's always grabbing my bulge? Does she like me?

    • @SHiTJuFro743
      @SHiTJuFro743 7 лет назад +43

      hmmm try grabbing hers.

    • @cruzcalderon716
      @cruzcalderon716 7 лет назад

      jason wesker I mean just to be safe you really can't tell :/

    • @ItsMe-sp6vb
      @ItsMe-sp6vb 7 лет назад +3

      jason wesker If she says she likes you trust me she 100% doesnt like you

    • @quailland1982
      @quailland1982 7 лет назад +5

      jason wesker friendzoned man, sorry.

    • @gaurav.raj.mishra
      @gaurav.raj.mishra 7 лет назад

      jason wesker 100th like

  • @cristo_crosta_gesu2910
    @cristo_crosta_gesu2910 8 лет назад +128

    my crush did all this sign to everyone, Jesus Christ

    • @johnwong6598
      @johnwong6598 8 лет назад +8

      Nothing wrong with a father-son double team right?

    • @Gingenus
      @Gingenus 8 лет назад +4

      +John Schlong ISIS says its against the rule

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 7 лет назад +3

      Lucky you... I'm getting all these signs from a married women. Like, wtf do I do?

    • @rezoanalom9732
      @rezoanalom9732 7 лет назад +5

      james wasda Back the fuck away

  • @megaTechnomonkey
    @megaTechnomonkey 8 лет назад +666

    So I met this girl in high school and we have now been married for 25 years... Do you think she likes me?

    • @AustinChurch95
      @AustinChurch95 8 лет назад +120

      No, she's just going out with you to make Steve jealous. Sorry man.

    • @jordanjamison97
      @jordanjamison97 8 лет назад +32

      I mean you can't really be sure. She probably just thinks of you as a close friend. Sorry bro.

    • @piyushagarwal9968
      @piyushagarwal9968 8 лет назад

      Maybe

    • @nathanielpina2288
      @nathanielpina2288 8 лет назад +5

      +Austin Church Fucking Steve, what a punk.

    • @RedPaintedTable
      @RedPaintedTable 8 лет назад +8

      Probably not anymore since you're asking us.

  • @saviomarius7654
    @saviomarius7654 3 года назад +6

    Love how you incorporate your products into every of your videos.

  • @joshuahale6239
    @joshuahale6239 6 лет назад +594

    I already failed... I told a girl I liked her shoes at a pool🤦‍♂️

  • @mrackills
    @mrackills 8 лет назад +203

    2:37 lol his advertising joke

    • @freddiec5565
      @freddiec5565 8 лет назад +1

      Lol I notice he does that alot

    • @mrackills
      @mrackills 8 лет назад +18

      He always slides one in
      Catch my drift?

    • @shafserious2805
      @shafserious2805 8 лет назад +5

      Well thats the whole point of these vids! he doesnt invest all his time and money on vids just to entertain people he will never meet! daaaaah😂

    • @hudsonja
      @hudsonja 8 лет назад +3

      +mr.ackills I was gonna do a "ba dum tiss" till I saw the 2nd line.. Pun was obviously intended, well played sir

    • @AbdulRauf-fe3qh
      @AbdulRauf-fe3qh 8 лет назад

      +Shafir Iqbal No. You dont know that. Dont be ignorant.

  • @13billy
    @13billy 6 лет назад +102

    Your suit made me think my phone screen was greasy

    • @justinjoy8192
      @justinjoy8192 5 лет назад +2

      💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @legendarybb2888
      @legendarybb2888 4 года назад +1

      I was to busy looking at his face, then I read your comment and can't unnotice his jacket

  • @theguyfromwalgreens
    @theguyfromwalgreens 2 года назад

    I love how you slide in the advertisements for your products. Very smooth.

  • @zero1188
    @zero1188 8 лет назад +182

    the problem is females do that same thing whether they are interested in you or not. problem is females aren't direct and honest with men

  • @WolfPowerYT
    @WolfPowerYT 6 лет назад +1772

    Smiling with eyes??? Hmmm...
    What if she's asian

  • @Mbrace818
    @Mbrace818 7 лет назад +146

    What if she's giving me signs but has a boyfriend?

    • @iamgarrett5566
      @iamgarrett5566 7 лет назад +46

      Miles Wright fight him

    • @DtheGummy
      @DtheGummy 7 лет назад +26

      Be like, "FIGHT ME NERD!!!!"

    • @godstomper
      @godstomper 7 лет назад +33

      shes fucking with you. She gets off teasing you. I know its evil but women can be really evil.

    • @DtheGummy
      @DtheGummy 7 лет назад +5

      godstomper. I agree with you, but not all women are evil like that. I'm not saying that's what you believe, I'm just saying that some woman may be evil and mean but most aren't like that.

    • @afrosamurai8542
      @afrosamurai8542 7 лет назад +2

      you are saving a lot of time an unnecessary feelings if you just dont care. You will also keep a lot of trouble away from yourself. I mean she has a boyfriend. And he wont be happy about the fact that you are playing on his "gf". Its like alpha said. you are awesome haha so go and play with single chicks

  • @soumyodiproy9125
    @soumyodiproy9125 4 года назад +16

    2:27
    "Hey! I love your fill in the blank" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dragon-tamer7956
    @dragon-tamer7956 7 лет назад +294

    RUclips really doesn't like your suite.

  • @jeremys6875
    @jeremys6875 7 лет назад +96

    A girl showed me all these signs and ended up with one of my friends :(

    • @weston6226
      @weston6226 7 лет назад +4

      Same :/

    • @deadlybeauty53
      @deadlybeauty53 6 лет назад

      your friend was behind you when you were talking with her xD.

  • @LunaticReason
    @LunaticReason 8 лет назад +125

    =/ I've dealt with some of these signs only to be friendzoned.

    • @thematulaaklives100
      @thematulaaklives100 8 лет назад

      yep, me too ...

    • @benatkinson3160
      @benatkinson3160 8 лет назад +1

      Well then u haven't met anyone good enough yet

    • @vicecity80s39
      @vicecity80s39 8 лет назад +5

      Nothing wrong with having friends....

    • @NorthFloridaMan
      @NorthFloridaMan 8 лет назад

      +Pablo Armas my name is Pablo too

    • @Dr.BestBuy
      @Dr.BestBuy 8 лет назад +20

      You probably didn't move in fast enough, and so you got filed in the friend cabinet. Attraction has an expiration date.

  • @mauricedrew3150
    @mauricedrew3150 2 года назад +3

    A good rule of thumb..if she talks to you when she doesn't have to and she keeps coming up with reasons to be around you she probably likes you!

  • @nathangaona162
    @nathangaona162 8 лет назад +118

    Omg I watch this video and went with it 😂and guess who not single anymore , I asked her how long she liked me and she told me,sooooo basically she been liking me for about 8 months lol ... What gave it off was she laughed at my stupid jokes and she smiled with her eyes but hey thanks alpha :D I doubted you at first but not anymore ... Just thought I would share this story with everyone

    • @juliusa9043
      @juliusa9043 8 лет назад +5

      Wow, congratulations dude! Tbh, my crush probably doesnt even like me _anymore_. and I'm starting to think I don't even have a chance with her, she even has a boyfriend. anyways, congrats dude :)

    • @juliusa9043
      @juliusa9043 8 лет назад +3

      also, I once got a note from her with her name and a heart. we were two desks away and she threw it to me. of course I act clumsy around her and I don't catch it ;-; she laughed. but that was like , I don't know, 4, 5 weeks ago?

    • @austinrichardson7785
      @austinrichardson7785 7 лет назад +2

      nathan gaona

    • @juliusa9043
      @juliusa9043 7 лет назад +2

      I've moved to a different school now so she's not my crush anymore, my best friend is. I don't know if she likes me back but I don't wanna make it awkward if she doesn't.

    • @nathangaona162
      @nathangaona162 7 лет назад +1

      Sorry for grammar mistakes it's fixed now

  • @hnssnh3259
    @hnssnh3259 8 лет назад +130

    anyone else see his coat missing with the screen

    • @luisboria3525
      @luisboria3525 8 лет назад

      yes

    • @horrible_gamer9001
      @horrible_gamer9001 8 лет назад +3

      Yes, that has to do with the Illusion design in the coat (in this case dark grey and lighter grey lines) when in far perception, especially with the camera it creates that effect. Our eyes can't focus on one. If anything search up black and white line illusions. :)

    • @matthewchen4237
      @matthewchen4237 8 лет назад

      yes thought it was just me lol

    • @JuJu-zb3zn
      @JuJu-zb3zn 8 лет назад +2

      getting totally fuckerd up with that coat :D

    • @lyndontravasso
      @lyndontravasso 8 лет назад +9

      its called the moire effect...

  • @TraumaER
    @TraumaER 8 лет назад +48

    Wonderful! The TSA lady likes me. She moved her hair after patting me down after laughing when I told her I'd miss my flight all while smiling with her eyes, saying I packed neatly, and asked me to send my luggage though screening again. 😐

    • @ligmakrak3316
      @ligmakrak3316 8 лет назад +1

      It happens , Regret is the worst feeling when you miss Her signs

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 8 лет назад

      Shit...

    • @dedalliance1
      @dedalliance1 7 лет назад +2

      Everyone keeps asking, "Is she into me?" The real question is, are you INTO her? If ya know what I mean!

  • @MARIHEARTSU1
    @MARIHEARTSU1 4 года назад +81

    The girl I like always stares at me when I enter the basement. Is that a sign 🤔

  • @LordMontystink
    @LordMontystink 7 лет назад +70

    She likes me???? My good man, I am 51 already, I think those days have gone.

    • @Kiasert2
      @Kiasert2 7 лет назад +9

      lol...not too late if u are still smooth

    • @EpicGamingCookie
      @EpicGamingCookie 7 лет назад

      why would you watch this videos when you're 51?

    • @LordMontystink
      @LordMontystink 7 лет назад +1

      Well Mr EpicGamingCookie, it's like this. Whilst looking for something else, I happened upon this video. I didn't have to watch it. My comment was prompted by the title alone.

    • @EpicGamingCookie
      @EpicGamingCookie 7 лет назад +5

      Ok mister LordMontystink

    • @eliasndeleon
      @eliasndeleon 7 лет назад +2

      And u still dont have a profile picture.

  • @Mayankbhattacharya
    @Mayankbhattacharya 8 лет назад +197

    Best TIEGE reference EVER! :D

    • @MrJ3
      @MrJ3 8 лет назад +7

      Sooo smoooth :D

    • @thepoint6563
      @thepoint6563 8 лет назад +4

      This video is from 5 mins ago, how is your comment from yesterday.

    • @morganmr6582
      @morganmr6582 8 лет назад

      +Eeriewolf More funny than smooth xD

    • @charlie7480
      @charlie7480 8 лет назад

      Yeah how tf is your comment from 1 day ago

    • @OvidiusPrime
      @OvidiusPrime 8 лет назад +1

      +The Point Alpha posts his videos first on his website as unlisted then he makes them public here on RUclips.

  • @Abukarr
    @Abukarr 7 лет назад +166

    Nothing of this ever happened to me

    • @ismellrudolph
      @ismellrudolph 7 лет назад +18

      I clicked on this with hope like I was missing something lmao

    • @FGirao
      @FGirao 7 лет назад

      Lord Abukarr sure

    • @FurlowT
      @FurlowT 7 лет назад +2

      Girls around me do all these all the time to point it's just how they act normally with everyone around them.

    • @ItsMe-sp6vb
      @ItsMe-sp6vb 7 лет назад +18

      Then u ugly as shit

  • @kushalbogi1419
    @kushalbogi1419 5 лет назад +14

    1:43 that laugh omg I'm literally crying🤣🤣🤣

  • @WillSmith-gt7bu
    @WillSmith-gt7bu 6 лет назад +334

    And the award for best segway to the sponser goes to........

  • @LemonJuice1987
    @LemonJuice1987 7 лет назад +104

    He changed it to skin care half way in

  • @galanoth17
    @galanoth17 7 лет назад +48

    lol smooth ad product placement

  • @jamest9195
    @jamest9195 3 года назад +7

    I was talking to a girl on the phone and she remembered my exact eye colour so you guys think that’s something?

  • @psis6786
    @psis6786 7 лет назад +122

    If I was a girl I would be like
    OMG your suit is sooooooo
    *TRIPPIN' MY FUCKIN' EYES*

  • @reshailbaig2081
    @reshailbaig2081 7 лет назад +398

    *when you're a girl and you watch this just because*

    • @ninascoolvlogs7439
      @ninascoolvlogs7439 7 лет назад +2

      TW lol😂😂😂

    • @adreamer3495
      @adreamer3495 7 лет назад +34

      TW because you wanna figure out if "signs your crush likes you" videos are true

    • @haramboy6932
      @haramboy6932 7 лет назад +1

      Oh i love you're profile pic where you got it from
      #applyingwhatihavelearned

    • @macaruuni8417
      @macaruuni8417 7 лет назад +7

      TW ya i just wanna make sure i don't do these to my crush so he wont find out 😂😅

    • @dreamsdeep1076
      @dreamsdeep1076 7 лет назад

      That Bad Ass Bïtçh From Dead Presidents Bruh

  • @gauravmaheshwari528
    @gauravmaheshwari528 7 лет назад +235

    omg, can't stop laughing.. it looks like a comedy video 😂😂😂

    • @numnum8357
      @numnum8357 6 лет назад +1

      gaurav maheshwari Same

    • @thejozo24
      @thejozo24 6 лет назад

      And it gives actual advice.... Perfect combo

    • @Chimichinking
      @Chimichinking 6 лет назад +1

      Laughed the moment he said skin care. I was like _hes gonna talk about Tiege isn’t he... yep_

  • @gamerakaiju0137
    @gamerakaiju0137 4 года назад +1

    Alpha is the Big brother that i've never had. Thank you Alpha,thank you.

  • @nittanyburg20
    @nittanyburg20 6 лет назад +124

    *watches to see if any of these happen to me*
    *none of them happen to me*
    ...disappointed but not surprised

    • @taliathomas6196
      @taliathomas6196 6 лет назад +6

      Hot Cosby hello darkness my old friend...

    • @bespit6654
      @bespit6654 6 лет назад

      I got like 2

    • @avthegamer8736
      @avthegamer8736 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂same here buddy😔

    • @nubnubaz5977
      @nubnubaz5977 6 лет назад

      Happen to me called me stupid randomly when i going to bus lmao

    • @victordodai6311
      @victordodai6311 5 лет назад

      Everything happend but im 14, shes 16.
      She wants to punch me
      She wants to be taller than m3 ._.

  • @malibutaa
    @malibutaa 7 лет назад +25

    That jacket is an optical illusion

  • @fredjohnson3416
    @fredjohnson3416 8 лет назад +98

    That suit.... My eyes... They're tripping

    • @morganmr6582
      @morganmr6582 8 лет назад

      +Constantine lol

    • @raianm4775
      @raianm4775 8 лет назад

      same here

    • @dennisoosterhoff
      @dennisoosterhoff 8 лет назад

      this guy is insulting multiple people for no reason. probably doesnt have any parents

    • @MrGoatmeat
      @MrGoatmeat 8 лет назад

      bruhh

    • @DeezHoogas
      @DeezHoogas 8 лет назад

      I thought my screen was greefy as fuck

  • @geekymetalhead5112
    @geekymetalhead5112 4 года назад +7

    For my crush:
    I work at Fred Meyers, have been for 5 months. She comes in and this is my first time meeting her. I say hello, we talk and 3 minutes into talking, she wants me to add her on Facebook.
    Fast forward to Saturday (a couple weeks ago) she sees me and says that she missed me or talking to me and asks for my number, we talk and when my anxiety came out by saying "I'm sorry that I get super chatty sometimes" she says "no it's okay. I kind of like that. You listen to the same stuff as I do (metal) and you actually take the time to talk to me" then when my dumbass offers a high five or fist bump before I went back to work....she hugged me. Like full on 2 arms around me hug. Then she said "I like ya" and I said "I like you too" then we hugged again and said goodbye.
    Hopefully I'll see her again so I can ask her to coffee, but still I'm not sure.

    • @evilkermit1222
      @evilkermit1222 4 года назад +2

      Bro, ask her!! As a girl, I verify that she's interested. Most of us don't come out say "we miss you" if we didn't want to see you. Like dude she likes speaking to you, she even said it. So Doo itt!!

    • @mursid-hq9ey
      @mursid-hq9ey 4 года назад

      Any progress???

    • @tstsplxsh8549
      @tstsplxsh8549 3 года назад

      LUCKYYYY

  • @ThEsOuNdInYoU
    @ThEsOuNdInYoU 7 лет назад +111

    Man, his suit is so distracting...
    i want one....

  • @ThermonucliusTROLL
    @ThermonucliusTROLL 8 лет назад +47

    Alpha says I'm awesome, I guess I won't be drinking a pint of bleach with a portion of rope for dinner after all

  • @MrStompingshadow
    @MrStompingshadow 6 лет назад +240

    Missed my chance with a hot college professor :( and a single mom at McDonalds oh well

    • @Master-zp5pn
      @Master-zp5pn 5 лет назад +5

      I know what you mean bros.

    • @codinginzen8793
      @codinginzen8793 5 лет назад +6

      I missed mine with a hot nurse. Like smoking hot. I just thought she was being nice. Bc I'm like a 6. 6.5 if I trim up my beard. She was a 10. I learned from that and go for anything now. I'm like a cast net.

    • @christophercolumns7243
      @christophercolumns7243 5 лет назад +2

      I know they want me so I tease them 😁

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 5 лет назад +2

      My high school spanish teacher (F) Facebook requested me...I was 14.

    • @blairthandi7058
      @blairthandi7058 4 года назад

      @@christophercolumns7243 How did you tease back? Dude, this girl at work loves touching y arms, gets closer to me, now lately she has been bending over with an arch towards me, and just today she poked my lower back with her two hands for a few seconds.

  • @aitorizal7266
    @aitorizal7266 5 лет назад +3

    Gotta admit though, he's smooth introducing those ads.

  • @lincolnabraham4695
    @lincolnabraham4695 8 лет назад +132

    This will get so many views.

  • @leroypetersjr.1958
    @leroypetersjr.1958 7 лет назад +17

    Lmao i like the way he incorporates his ads

  • @sejusmai7312
    @sejusmai7312 7 лет назад +57

    if a woman is playing you then she does all these things aswell

  • @muzaffarmartin2220
    @muzaffarmartin2220 4 года назад +1

    the sarcasm is golden

  • @GalvatronTypeR
    @GalvatronTypeR 8 лет назад +34

    Two things:
    -Quit saying every guy is awesome. That is a clumsy and gross generalization that is simply not true. Not all of us are special little snowflakes. If every guy is awesome, then no guy is awesome.
    -Just because a woman is friendly does not by itself mean that she likes a guy. Some women are just naturally friendly to everyone or some women use flirting a friendliness because they want something (i.e., female bartenders, salespeople, waitresses, strippers, and personal trainers are taught to flirt with susceptible and easily manipulatable easy marks to pry as much money from their pocket as possible).

    • @hazo9441
      @hazo9441 8 лет назад +1

      Strippers 😂😂 we knew that already

    • @borjanob
      @borjanob 8 лет назад +41

      i bet ur really fun ........

    • @morganmr6582
      @morganmr6582 8 лет назад +15

      Buzzkill....

    • @viktorvondoom9119
      @viktorvondoom9119 8 лет назад +1

      But... I am awesome! and I think it is heavily implied that he does not mean bartenders and such

    • @richardquito5050
      @richardquito5050 8 лет назад +12

      You must be fun at parties

  • @egivila6396
    @egivila6396 8 лет назад +51

    Alpha everyone laughs at my jokes...I think i have a problem.

  • @Loyal2law
    @Loyal2law 8 лет назад +52

    Wow..... Am I ever so dense. I've experienced all of these signs, together with the "pretend to look away to myself brushing my hair" cue. And I was always there, thinking, "Why is she so weird?" Turns out these were the signs. Ugh. I missed the opportunities. How many? ALL! OF! THEM! Not too late, though, 'cause I'll be more attentive now.

    • @danieldarwood5112
      @danieldarwood5112 8 лет назад +2

      Go for it mate you've got the power!

    • @buttox
      @buttox 8 лет назад +1

      Good luck bud

    • @benatkinson3160
      @benatkinson3160 8 лет назад +5

      Mate, all u have to do is smile, I'm telling u it works cuz it makes people look at u in a positive way

    • @vriggin56
      @vriggin56 8 лет назад +1

      Go for it we're rooting for you

    • @dylanbradshaw8489
      @dylanbradshaw8489 8 лет назад +1

      Yo dont feel bad, in high school my crush straight up asked me to go to a dance with her and I said no. I'll never get that chance back

  • @benhartart9487
    @benhartart9487 3 года назад +1

    She said my haircut was good, very fresh.... and she smiled at me with her eyes.....I’m in!

    • @BboyTurok1990
      @BboyTurok1990 3 года назад

      Yeah same here. Yesterday this Isreali/Moroccan girl I'm talking to complimented my haircut and she invited me to go with her on her smoke break at her work in a Turkish pastry kiosk at the mall I go to often. She says hey you whenever I come by to visit her and I think she smiled with her eyes when I come by.

  • @cockshot1438
    @cockshot1438 7 лет назад +117

    i love this guy.

  • @thestrider4739
    @thestrider4739 8 лет назад +27

    then I'm in love! my invisible crush loves me!!

    • @LipoMaae94
      @LipoMaae94 8 лет назад

      congrats!! I'm in the same boat aye, feel so happy right now XD

    • @ytaccount3656
      @ytaccount3656 8 лет назад

      +Tyrone Ramsay looking at your pic, it doesn't surprise me at all hahaha

    • @LipoMaae94
      @LipoMaae94 8 лет назад +1

      +YT Account lmao what?

  • @michaeldoan7331
    @michaeldoan7331 7 лет назад +53

    Hey Alpha, my wife and I have been happily married for about 18 years. She tells me that she loves me everyday before I go to work. Is that a sign she's into me?

    • @marthekirby2596
      @marthekirby2596 2 года назад +2

      No I don't think so.

    • @indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927
      @indiasupportstrumpwwg1wga927 2 года назад +1

      hopefully you moved on... cause 18 years is too long to be with one person, regardless of how happy they make you. There is always better fish in the sea.

  • @malgusdarth7725
    @malgusdarth7725 5 лет назад +57

    "Your funny but not that funny" I knew my homies liked me but...

  • @PhantomBlade98
    @PhantomBlade98 8 лет назад +65

    1. She's playing with her hair: didn't look out for that.
    2. She 'accidentally on purpose' touches you: uhm i guess we make a lot of physical contact.
    3. She laughs at your stupid and corny jokes: everybody laughs at my jokes >.>
    4. She smiles at you with her eyes - Alpha demonstrates and describes: well that's one of her cute things she almost closes her eyes completly (there literally just and millimeter of space)
    5. She gives you a compliment: she told me i looked good without my glasses
    6. She asks you do ... anything!: she asks me around 2 times a week to go jog together and sometimes a third time to hang out plus after jogging we hang in her garden talking for like 2 hours...
    buuuut i'm still doubting though

    • @Chrai0n
      @Chrai0n 7 лет назад +16

      I'm pretty sure she feels sorry for you and she's trying to do the day's good deed on you.

    • @pe.u.k3697
      @pe.u.k3697 7 лет назад +1

      Hydrum™ Good point

    • @COUP_DE_COEUR
      @COUP_DE_COEUR 7 лет назад +1

      Hydrum™, Shit almost same thing bro, the fuck i do? talk less but she told me i look hot and she always touches my abs

  • @muimuikambinda2068
    @muimuikambinda2068 6 лет назад +10

    Love this guy.... The way he promotes his products 🔥🔥🔥

  • @yzwme586
    @yzwme586 8 лет назад +58

    Watched this to see how many I knew............ Knew em all, still can't get laid

    • @SecondCitySaint97
      @SecondCitySaint97 8 лет назад +2

      same

    • @angelramos4760
      @angelramos4760 8 лет назад

      #justgirlythings

    • @AlexandruTanase11
      @AlexandruTanase11 8 лет назад +2

      if getting laid is all what you're into...no wonder m8 :p

    • @SWIFTzTrigger
      @SWIFTzTrigger 8 лет назад +3

      The follow up is way more important not the initial attraction. This is the key area most guys fail to understand, even the best looking guys. If your follow up is good then even a girl that isn't into you can become into you.

    • @hotcoffee6911
      @hotcoffee6911 8 лет назад

      +SWIFTzTrigger 👏spot on 👏💪

  • @johnywesco4143
    @johnywesco4143 5 лет назад +5

    She did most of this and at the end said "bro you should try it once" while talking 😁.. my heart just sinked too deep