Dragon Age: Inquisition - Cullen and his admirers at the Ball
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'Did you just grab my bottom?' 'I'm a weak man.' I AM 100% DONE
Elbereth Gilthoniel RIGHT? XD
That one was my fave 😂
Ah yes, because sexual assault is just so funny.
@@inthemiddleofsomecalibrations yes it was funny cry about it if you want
The sad thing about this is that if you bring Cole along on this mission and find him in the Library, there's dialogue pretty much saying that Cullen is incredibly uncomfortable and anxious because of the admirers, and that he needs help. The first thing I thought of was the desire demons that were all over the tower in DA:O, and it makes me wonder if he's being reminded of it
That just makes the fact that they casually sexually assault him - and no one, not even the fans, seem to care - even sadder to me. :(
I wanted to tell them to piss off or I'd disintegrate them with my mark. I understand the flirting but you're not putting your hands on my Cullen and making him uncomfortable. Have some dignity and decency Orlais.
Right?? I have to assume it's written as intentionally gross on the game dev's part, too; both bc of Cole, and how blatantly creepy / real-life-adjacent a lot of their comments are. Like, how many women have heard "Smile! You're so /pretty/ when you smile!" from random-ass guys on the street while we're just trying to get to the bus. It is the worst
So true. At first I was fine with it. The whole eye thing dancing and music. But then it became just wrong.
@@EmphaticNod I mean, sexual assault is rather common in that kind of era...it would be treated as plain rude or someone would murder you for it...There isn't in between, and there really wasn't a written law for it.
"Hush. Just look pretty."
Love Leliana's voice
@@graenovember it's so tender.
"It's fun when it's a man that is objectified instead of a woman."
So subversive, so funny haha.
Another reason why DA:I was the tiping point for Bioware.
I can't help but suspect King Alistair has a similar problem...
Also Warden!Alistair does too, but my Amell kills them by walking by with a death stare. Oh and I suspect Queen Cousland would be like "Uh no, he's mine, go away."
XD you know he does!!!
tymora11 Which is deterred by my Queen Cousland deciding that now is a great time to start sharpening a dagger
I dunno, they gave him a rather raven like nose and sullen features in DAI, not the handsome man I fell in love with in Origins.
And don't even get me started with what they did to Zevran in DA2... They fucked him up so bad, damn well near broke me....
Yet probabaly anyone who grab King's bottom would be executed for lese-majeste.
Cullen sweetheart you are absolutely bait.
"You've attracted quite a following. *suddenly holds a knife* Who are all these people?"
"Are you married, Commander?"
"Not yet, but I am... Already taken."
"Still single, then..."
Cullen is so cute. He's already thinking of marrying the Inquisitor at some point -- something that would probably not pop up in other romances. I'd love a proposal scene, just a proposal (because of the war), for an eventual marriage at one point.
L.
Trespasser is the DLC for you my friend
WELL LEMME TELL YOU-
Allow me to introduce you to “Trespasser” BioWare’s latest DLC for DA:I. Where your heart will flutter or be crushed in an instant.
@@gabrielacruz233 or D. All of the Above in which you might have 2 different characters to romance Solas and Cullen
Inquisitor: "We'll talk later."
Cullen: "I await you're signal."
Cullen: "...did you just grab my bottom?"
Inquisitor: "Isn't that the signal?"
Claire M I came for this comment. (Y)
+Claire M (OMG) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What can I say. I am a weak man.
Is it just me, but I think his admirers are suppose to represent Cullen's fandom.
Oh yes definatly
I'm confidently sure it is. XD Fiction holds deep within is actually the Fact.
My thoughts exactly! Glad I'm not the only one who thought so.
(sorry for my english)
half the characters in the game represent his fandom, even Sera!
Sera? O.o
You mean her "Cully-Wully" thing?
That awkward moment when we are all those Orlesian followers xD
You mean we are the attracted following? XD
Eh. He's cute but not in the habit of touching without asking.
Devious Luxray yes I agree 👍
*Ahem*
One does not simply grab Cullen's bottom.
Then what am I?
His top, obviously
Really? Seems easy enough 😂
@@flashandsoarcreations8770 a weakman
"Hush just look pretty." Oh Leliana xD
perfect tragedy i love your profile picture swooping is bad
My femquisitor is the kind who would rib him about that shit when they were old and grey together rather than be jealous. "Did I ever tell you youngsters about the Winter Palace? You'd have thought everyone was there to see your grandfather instead of the Empress. Those admirers were all over him like a pack of mabari on a raw steak."
"Maker's breath love, please not this story again."
"Upon the wise words of an old dear friend, hush~ Just look pretty~"
“I would love to hear about your time in Kirkwall, Commander.”
“Thousands died, the Chantry blew up, and my superior went mad.”
“Ah yes, that was rather unfortunate. But I assume you enjoyed it nonetheless?”
“I’m putting you on a hit list.”
“You’ll be hearing from Leliana’s people shortly.”
"Do you enjoy music, Commander?"
"Everyone enjoys music, madam."
ME: :D He's learning!!!
I love how he clears his throat to sound less like an automatic response robot for you 1:06 haha XD
When he did that it literally ran through me. I was like " What the fuck, why do I feel flushed!?!"
"Did you just... Grab my bottom?
"Im a weak man"
XD im dying!
+Lord Maniac Andraste preserve me....
"I'm a weak man."
"Several times this evening, actually." omfg
0:15
"Are you married, Commander?"
"Not yet, but I am... already taken."
"Still single, then..."
Did he not hear him? He's already taken!
+Livin' Dead indeed have to say his romance is sweet in DAI
"THAS RIGHT HE MINE BITCHES!"
poor Cullen... xD "Hush! Just look pretty." he can do that.
I freely admit that I had to walk away from my PS4 so I could stop laughing.
I love the last part most of all.
Josephine: there have been some questions about your lineage.
Cullen: Makers breath! Feel free to use them as kindling.
Liliana: No! I will keep them, I want to see who pines for our commander
Cullen: I am not bait!
Liliana: hush, just look pretty!
Varric knew it all along! They just keep Curly around to look pretty
Part of me wants to throw a trench coat around him, and help him escape the palace.
And into your room?
@@flashandsoarcreations8770 No, because sexual harrassment is not cool. 🕶
Inquisitor: "You've attracted quite the following. Who are these people?"
Later: "Leliana. Here's a list of nobles in the court that I want assassinated."
I love the conflict of this. Cullen is a handsome fellow, everyone notices, but considering his history, he's very uncomfortable with romance.
bet he still sometimes remembers that young girl from the first harrowing he attended and wonders what might've been
Shit, I'd be too
Not to mention 90 percent aren't interested romantically. They're trying to make a power grab by marrying or bedding the commander of the inquisition. Bedding means blackmail, marriage means easy favors.
@@bethkrager6529Don’t forget bragging rights, the man or woman to at least bed him would be the talk of all nobles.
"Hush. Just look pretty."
Hah!
Asking him to save you a dance is adorable too
cullen
cullen is adorable
01:10 eargasm!
OHHHHH yesssss totally oommmffff 😍
Poor Cullen, how Leliana and Jossie tease him...XDDD
And those orlesian people... would have been awesome if the inquisitor (female inquisitor in a romance with Cullen) added or had some comment to add when they talk about the "interested" parties. Too bad the inquisitor don't interact in the banter between the three advisors... (or at least I have yet to hear any) T_T
"Are you married commander?"
"Not yet but I am taken by someone."
"So, are you single then...?"
BITCH HE JUST SAID HE WAS TAKEN
You think a betrothal matters to the madding crowd that is the orlesian court? Betrothals, engagements, can be broken by clever means. Nothing is certain until the wedding night.
@@bethkrager6529 _S e x u a l h a r r a s s m e n t i s n o t c o o l._
@@bethkrager6529 it’s not even a betrothal yet with him. Betrothal is a social contract to be fulfilled. Assuming this is with the Inquisitor, they’re basically just dating. Plus, apparently having court lovers in the open are ok in Orlais.
Cullen : "They won't leave me alone. :'("
Awww. He needs a hug. :D
Somehow when I heard this for the first time this scenario popped in my head.
Cullen: Did you just...grab my bottom?
Admirer: I'm a weak man.
Inquisitor: What's going on here?
Cullen: Inquisitor! D-did you...I...H-he was the one who...Maker's breath, when is this ball over? -///-"
Inquisitor: Not to sound jealous but...keep them from grabbing more than they already have while I'm gone. I'd prefer not to share you with half of the Orlesian nobility.
Poor Cullen xD He's such a puppy dog, he doesn't know how to deal with this.
tvtropes is gonna have a field day with this.
Honestly personal. space. Just because Cullen is a guy doesn't make ass grabbing okay but I do love how he handles it he's too adorable if it was The Inquisitor on the other hand someone would be on the floor do to being punched by The Inquisitor or by Cullen if he was romanced 😁 (Orlesian impression) "oh darling that would cause such an uproar"
Yes, this! And I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far down looking for a comment that even mentioned it.
If it was Josephine getting her ass fondled, fans would have shown up at Bioware Edmonton with pitchforks, but because Cullen's a male character, no one cares... le sigh. It's still sexual assault in a game being played for laughs, you guys.
I laughed so hard! And learned many new ways to decline something politely.
Poor Cullen. Maybe if he wouldn't style his hair so much he'd be okay...
Nah. Then he’d just be complimented on his rugged, natural handsomeness. 😂
Cullen is the only Bioware character to get more tail than Shepard
For the sole purpose of because people in Mass Effect actually HAVE tails.
Grunt gets more Krogan interest than Shep.
Potentially.
Cullen gives massive virgin vibes.
@@xenon8117 They wear the poor boy out lol.
That "Who are all these people?" line sounds very aggressive, lol.
Save this poor himbo from thirsty Orlesians
They touchin my man 😤 heads are gonna roll
His fan girls can just clear off if I was the inquisitor in this game I'll say he's mine and throw daggers at them.
+amanogirl1 Yes, but petty wars have been started over dropping the wrong spoon... or so Josephine says. Or was it Leliana?
When I did the romance thing for him, I was like: Who the hell are these people? Babe? Do you need me to cut some of these bitches? Imma CUT THESE BITCHES. Is that cool?
I get super aggressive when I'm at this point.
Cullen: Did you just grab my bottom?
Inquisitor: *hears from the window, immediately tries to break the window* WHO TOUCHED YOU? I WILL BURN YOUR HANDS OFF, YOU NOBLE PRICKS.
Cullen: O////O *cough*
Inquisitor: You bitches better be gone when I get back inside! I'll feed you to my demon! Cole. C'mere. I need you to show these fuckers some COMPASSION. You can be the angel of MERCY by killing them--so to save them from what I will do if I reach them first.
Cullen: holy shit.
That pretty much was my attitude for the entirety of Wicked Eyes.
Unless I'm not romancing Cullen. If we're just friends, then I make fun of him like crazy.
But I still get pissed off when he gets grabbed. Like: HEY, YOU LITTLE SHIT. HE DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD DO THAT. DON'T FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN OR I WILL RIP YOUR MASK OFF, PUKE IN IT AND THEN CRAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
Yandere much? Or just a violently over-possessive girlfriend? lolololol
sailtheplains the part about compassion made me laugh xD
the part about compassion made me laugh xD
sailtheplains "cullen: holy shit." is my favorite part
Not creepy at all. He would definitely find someone so immature attractive :p
Oh Leliana, you scamp. "Just look pretty." Pfft.
Poor Cullen ): he seems so uncomfortable. And that guy who literally groped him, yikes
Yeah, this scene always makes me a little uncomfortable. I've got a feeling that if Cullen was a girl this scene wouldn't have happened. Getting molested by a crowd of thirsty Orlesians shouldn't be anyone's fate, male or female. Poor Cullen indeed. :(
@@KL-cj9ti it’s actually interesting when you bring Cole here, and he tells you that Cullen shouldn’t be there. Makes sense, especially how he was basically mind raped in the Circle. Must be awful for him here. I wanted to get my Cully-Wully out of there ASAP 🥺
@@terra_the_nightingale135 can you tell me what exactly happened to him? Never played the previous games 🥲
@@harubaru4912 in Dragon Age Origins, the Circle of Magi in Fereldan is overrun by demons. You meet Cullen in there either when you go to free the Circle or meet him as a mage origin at the beginning. If you’re a female mage, he has a crush on the your warden. When you get to the Circle to kill the demons, he’s been tortured for days from demons and by with poking through his mind and keeping him from eating and drinking and seeing all his friends go crazy and die and he’s the last Templar in the top area alive.
In Dragon Age 2, he is the Knight Captain of the Templar’s in Kirkwall and had a lot of fun ins with Hawke. He’s traumatized and is a lot harsher in his views of mages and seeing them as monsters in this game because of it. He mentions his regrets and all in Inquisition and his trauma. Being surrounded by all those people and harassed and assaulted is already terrible but also could be very similar to the demons against him especially if he had a crush on a mage warden. Cole gives glimpses into Cullen’s uncomfort occasionally.
This is only a simply cap up and I don’t think I can do it justice that other explanations could or playing through them to see yourself, I could be wrong with some things, however I believe you can read through on wikis and stuff his past throughout the games and all that. There’s even a slide at the end of Origins depending on choices made where a rumor went through that he started murdering innocent mages but that didn’t happen and those slides are usually retconned anyway as far as my knowledge goes for it.
OMG !..." I'm a weak man." Love that line!
Right now, I understand the meaning of Varric's banter about having Cullen in the Inquisition. All Cullen has to do is look pretty. hehehehe..XD
All the ladies and men want Cullen 😜
Cullen and Lelianna at the end, probably: "So what's the plan?"
Lelianna: "Live bait."
Cullen: "Good idea-- /hey/!"
"Are you married, commander?"
Cullen:"Not yet, but i am...already taken."
Me: "Damn right he is!"
Another addition to my collection of "Why Dragon Age Inquisition Should Be Remembered"... Jumping, everybody singing all together. Fuck, this game's a masterpiece, or a really good game at that :P
Cullen: I’m not bait!
Leliana: Hush, just look pretty.
Inquisitor: You are now. 😏
Am I the only one who despises this? Poor Culleb
Legit. I don't have much love for Cullen personally, but he doesn't deserve any of this, nobody does.
Noble man: "Are you married commander?"
Cullen: "Not yet... But I'm already taken."
Noble man: "Still single then?"
Me doing a Cullen romance: "Looks like I'm gonna lose some court approval."
'I am not bait!'
Yes, you are.
I can just imagine the Orlesian Nobles fawning over Cullen and then the real fandom storms in, surrounds the Commander, and frogmarches him out of the palace to safety.
Yeah, then he has the fandom there fawning over him.
It's ok Cullen I'll keep you safe. Totally won't fawn over you, no.
"Hush and look pretty"
"Im just using you for your body"
Leliana and tali may actually have things in common with their...social interactions
except Leliana is actually attractive
I just love, like quite a lot, how Leliana and Josie enjoy teasing Cullen, it's sooo funny lol
Leliana U tease "Hush.Just look pretty" He's good at that :D
I never got all of these! So cute and polite, our Commander. He never gets flustered unless his romanced Inquisitor is around!
"I'm a weak man" I cant stop laughing oh my god send help
All those orlesians can stay in that palace Cullen is my Boo!!!!😘😻
Did someone just grab my husbando's ass!?!?
He was a weak man.
The funniest thing is when you ask for a dance and he says no thank and your inki is all sad "oh"..
Okay BW we get it, hes really really really good looking!
Even sera complimented him on his golden blonde hair.
He had red hair in Origins...
he looked completely different in origins
lendial He did and was more sweet then. He also ran away from your female mage at one point, well without PC mods.
Actually, he was 24 in DAO and he had brown hair (I think it was the lighting that made his hair look red, but he had brown hair) so the next time my Amell sees him she's gonna be like "Wait. Didn't Cullen have brown hair in the circle?"
Yes, I do, actually on the Offical Cullen Dicussion it said "The age his character is given in the Origins Toolset is listed as 24
And this is the guy who ran away when Amell talked to him in the Tower at Lake Calenhad.
I'm sad i wasn't invited to the party :(
"Hush, Just be Pretty"
Hmmm.... *Lookin back at what Varrick said at his banter with Cassandra and Solas, comparin which is the strongest: Cassandra, Josephine, and Leiliana*
Solas: "Cullen's not up for consideration?"
Varrick: "Curly? They just kept him to look pretty"
Lol! I could stop laughing so hard after watching this. I thought I was going to faint.
Cullen is such a good guy he really is.
However threw my gaming experience I have learned one thing......my characters are attracted to troubled men. From Alastar, Ander and cullen.
Lol I must leave a troubled life.
Kanamidragonfly troubled would be Ferris, i mean the elf had baggage
True Rachsarn.
But Look at the ones I listed.
Alistar grew up with his life being a lie.
Anders Just wanted freedom for all mages and got poosed by Justice in which changed him.
Cullen, He has been through all the toubles from Lake Calehad Magi Circle, Kirkwall, and Then the Inuisition. He tried so much to get away from all that drama he went through and still facing it even with the inquisitor. However this time he did not go it all alone.
Kanamidragonfly. akay i see your point,. bioware must have a thing for the troubled, (not that iam complaining)
That or you have a thing for sandy blondes.
@@KittyFAN13 I am deeply aware of this fact in game in reality. Anders, Alistair and Cullen are just... great.
It isn't just the women, it is also the men! I love it!
The really funny thing is that in my game it just so happened that my inquisitor and Cullen consummated their relationship immediately after the ball. The headache couldn't have been that... debilitating. If these Orlesians were serious, they'd find a battlement to make him more comfortable. XD
Another thought for an easter egg... If you're a Dalish Inquisitor in a romance with him, it would be sort of fitting to have them teasingly call him your "halla" as they already are quite overt with the "rabbit" comments. Maybe as one of the "gossip" things you pick up. XD
"Is that the Inquisitor's Halla?" *chuckle*
"The commander? I hear that..." *whispers*
Inquisitor - "... Oh If only half of that were true..."
Leliana: "just shut up and look pretty."
Basically
"Hush! Just look pretty." I'm dead.
I wish I had Cullen's hair :(
Oh my gosh. I died when I was playing the game and Cullen was like "Did you just grab my bottom?" And the lady was like "I couldn't help it!". I kept thinking about it and cracking up all the next day when I was at work
Cullen: I am not bait!
Me: Then why do we keep you around?
Poor Cullen
Orlais really do be looking at Ferelden like Japan did at Korea.
they would put a magic roofie into his wine in a heartbeat
If anyone did roofie his drink I would say my inquisitor will not be afraid to commit war crimes on these Orleasians
Okay, I'm going to imagine that I'm the Inquisitor here and the rest of you are the Orlesian followers. He's MY MAN LOL ;-).
nothing a little blood magic can't fix!
Corypheus Lol, I have access to some powerful mages and Cullen is too strong, he can withstand your magic lol. ;-)
Corypheus and we still kicked your ass so bad I think you should use it to ease the pain
Elf Loved Lol, well if you have to result to blood magic what do you expect? ;-) lol. :-p
0:39 Cullen, don't try to be Sherlock😂
Cullen is my favorite romance for DA:3 but Alistair is my one and only
+Rocio Duran I don't know, but I also prefer Fenris from DA II :3 :)
GET AWAY FROM MY MAN
I have a theory as to why Alistair, Ander’s and Cullen are popular. Personality, Voices, Romantics and they all have Blonde hair. It’s always the blondes.
As someone who simps for all 3 and adores their romances, yes you’re correct
I love Alistair and Cullen! Their eyes and voices draw me in, their personalities even more so. I’m not usually a fan of blondes but there are exceptions. I prefer Fenris over Anders, however.
As soon as he said ha was "married to his work" I came down here looking for the Sherlock fandom
"Hush. Just look pretty." I'm dead. No one give me CPR; just let me die happy.
“I’m a weak man” is the funniest line!
Honestly, a jealous Fem Inquisitor is a scary thing, when she's establishling her relationship. This is the same woman who will go as light as shaving lude words in her bush. As moderate things as a duel in the Capital square. Or as major things as de-fanging a High Dragon. As far as the Inquisitor is concerned, anybody can get it!!
Im no bait...
...rrrrr.... :3
give cullen a rest please
let him sleep
Aww what about when he accidentally declines your offer to dance
"Hush...Just look pretty." LOL
Everybody loves Curly
Poor Cullen, everybody wants a piece!
that fucking sass oh my god Cullen
GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
ORLESIANS, YUCK!
"Hush, just look pretty" XD
thats why I love dragon age so much
"im a weak man" BITCH ME TOO