Of course he thought eels came from rainwater and mud. If they bury themselves in mud during a dry spell they would come out when the dirt became mud due to rainwater. He probably watched an eel unearth itself while it was raining and his problem was solved.
Right? Legit, the rainwater-and-mud hypothesis would have been explicitly supported by observational evidence, at least. If a society has no previous tradition of scientific enquiry, they have to start somewhere.
@@angerberd7829 of course. Otherwise I wouldn't have said not to ask them. Truly strange creatures. That's the kind of things I expect in Alien movies. Not human looking bipeds.
When I was a kid my dad's friend had a huge aquarium filled with stuff. We went camping once and he caught a handful of baby eels for his tank. Soon after all his fish started acting funny, dying, etc. It turned out to be from the baby eels. I remember one fish swimming sideways so the guy "put it down" and opened it up to see if there were any obvious reasons. A live baby eel popped out. His fish were eating them and they were eating their way back out. Eels man... Eels.
Possibly. Nobody knows how big they can be. In my country we have legends of giant eels. Stories from my elders about encountering them and we even have evidence in a museum of giant eels. I heard a story of my uncle had found a giant eel and he thought it was a log till it moved while he was trying to move it.
For my 5th grade science project about eels and I got a 50/100 because I couldn't find out where they came from, or how they reproduced in any book. I cried because the teacher thought I was very lazy
Eels burry themselves in mud when a pond dries up. Rains come and eels arise out of the mud. I would think that that plus the lack might lead an observer to jump to an eelogical assumption.
So Freud thought he would be the first man to discover eel balls, then quit after dissecting 400 because of emotional fatigue. Seems sane and rational enough.
This just shows how big the ocean is and how much we haven’t explored, the fact we were able to narrow it down so much yet we still can’t find their breeding grounds is scary. There’s so much about some sea animals that we don’t know about and it’s kind of scary.
We actually do know the breeding grounds. If I'm not mistaken they attached a gps to an eel. The sargasso is where they breed and larvae was found there way back in 1920. We also know how they breed because they were breed in captivity with the aid of hormones to sexually mature them and closely studied afterwards. This was done in the 90s
Wait you’re telling me that he was hanging around a dried pond and when the rain came and the eels came out of hibernation, he was crazy for saying that eels were born that way?????
It turns out that eels have a migration rout that takes them to the Saragossa sea. They use the salinity in the water to find this place and this is where they meet. They have found the larva of baby eels and tracked the adults to this location. Meaning, the female will dump the eels and the males comes by to fertilize the eggs….this was discovered a year ago…you’re welcome..
@@momokolove eels are born in salt water. The ones in lakes were too but move into lakes from stream systems. These are called catadromous eels. You’ll only find a lake dwelling eel if there is some stream system upriver to it. So if it’s damned off, no eels…
TLDW: We now know that Eels develop testes based on environmental cues (and are agender at birth), explaining why Eels taken out of the water are very unlikely to have testes. This also why Freud only found one devloping male out of all the hundreds of Eels he dissected.
im not even trying to be that person, cause im not a genius, but I was definitely thinking if this was a possibility. It's cool to know I was thinking in the right path!
@@spaceboy7041 But does God know why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? Now I'm just imaging God descending from heaven, with the chorus and trumpets and whatnot, only to say "EELS TOTALLY HAVE BALLS!" and slowly ascending right back into the clouds.
@@corrupted3600 the most recent canon one is literally the god of chaos and destruction too, not even joking that is literally what it is, not an exaggeration or anything
@Boogiie Montana Wrong. By the same logic flying humans would be what deliver human babies. But they don't. Storks manufacturer and deliver the baby. Storks clearly have some weird monopoly on baby delivery services. Therefore flying fish wouldn't make baby for fish. I rest my case.
This is literally the same thing my parents told me when I asked them “where do babies come from?” Then I got a girlfriend in 1st grade and said “let’s ask god for a baby so the storks can bring to us” she agreed and when it didn’t work I told my mom and she said “only adults can have babies”. However, i knew that teens could have babies and then I decided to look it up cause I knew she was lying. That’s how I learned the birds and the bees.
This is such a great video. I used it in my High School Biology class to discuss scientific process and reinforce the scientific method. My students had a blast!
Im kind of irritated to say that he forgot to include the fact that the eels spawn IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Sargasso sea sure, but the bermuda is already anomalous enough, appearently it houses anomelous fish too.
I hate the fact that this is a sentence that makes sense even without video games existing. Everytime i read this I feel like its wrong and some tier zoo shit
Actually that’s a myth, there is nothing weird about the Bermuda Triangle and many of its supposed famous crashes don’t even occur in the Bermuda Triangle, merely passing through it
@@blackgold2589 well, yeah. Thats the weird stuff. We know why it happens to a degree and obviously we know its not paranormal. Its just because the areas winds and oceans are obviously like a giant whirlpool so it causes some weird unpredictable things to happen. In the 1880s when it was first was introduced as a mainstream and well known phenomenon, they didnt have any tools to know any of the features of the land. Even back to when Christopher Columbus was around he had to sail through the triangle. He recounted having seen an intense flame and light crash into the oceans which we think might of been a very coincidental meteor. Also, pretty notably, the triangles north and south magnetic fields line up evenly which causes compasses not to work.
I’ll always find it strange that I’m absolutely terrified of snakes (I can’t even see a picture of one without freaking out) but eels don’t bother me at all. In fact, I’ve had eel a few times at a sushi restaurant.
Unrivaled? Have you never seen simon Whistler? Hes got several channels. Today I found out, top tenz, mega projects, side projects, casual criminalist, and business blaze....and others. He has to be pretty decent at it to have that many successful channels
After having watched everything I'm left with three thoughts 1 Eels are basically Pokemons 2 Freud probably learned psychology to try save his mind after the eels traumatized the poor man 3 Eels unknowingly tortured multiple men of science and really brought out the crazy obsessiveness of humans I'm a little impressed I wasn't expecting RUclips to recommend this to me but now I have new knowledge I never knew I wanted but now find absolutely hilarious
When an eel has a maw with a pharingeal jaw, that's a moray! When you live in a reef and have two sets of teeth, that's a moray! When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray!
@@anthonyacuna5507 sadly global warming has stopped that 😢 if we cared for the environment eels would make it to their final form, we'll never get to see an eel in its final form unfortunately
the difference between an old crazy guy and the "founding father of modern science" is just if people remember the shit you were right on or your other... usually more entertaining ideas
I imagine those are just the theories that stand the test of time. The shit that was almost a magically correct educated guess, and the ideas so dumb that mellinia later we are still giving them shit for it.
What if the baby eels leave empty eggs around, that can be recycled when comes into contact with some adult eel parts? Kinda like jellyfish do, just a tad more complicated. How do the males know how and when to spread said adult stuff? Maybe similar on how frogs can navigate to their birthplace.
@English person the point of the video is that eels still are largely a mystery, and that exactly how they reproduce still hasn't been documented. they don't know how they are migrating either at such young hatchlings. They just know, that they do actually have balls that develop once they migrate back to the seagarssa ocean, and once they live that specific area, their balls glands dissapear again.. thats why, if you want to find an eel with balls, you have to go to the seagarssa ocean. we don't know how they mate, the habits and behavior of them, their reproductive lifecycles down to a specific, theirs more work to be done to understand the eels.
@@anulfolantigua6291 lol sorry you suck at talking to girls. Not their fault, its yours. If a girl you arent interested in flirts with you, you have the right to say no, why dont women? Get therapy you cant habdle your problems effectively
I'm thinking parent eels mate somewhere close to shore and the eggs, much like the trash in the atlantic, get swept up in ocean currents, end up in the Sargasso, where the eels hatch. This gives explanation to the absurd distance of that 2 way trip and how nobody has seen adult eels in the sargasso
The thing about "killer whales aren't whales, they're dolphins" is that dolphins are arbitrarily categorized toothed whales. One species of dolphin isn't necessarily more closely related to another dolphin than it is to, say, a porpoise or a pilot whale
Absolutely. If you take the cladistic approach all the way to its logical conclusion, then mammals are also technically fish. Cladistics is great for classification and evolutionary research, but when it comes to common-language terms like "bird" and "whale" and "fish", maybe we should just let them be defined by common usage rather than trying to science them up after the fact. Botanists seem quite happy to let lay people call strawberries, blackberries and mulberries "berries" without getting all pedantic about how none of those are berries in the botanical sense whereas tomatoes, bananas, and watermelons are. (Also, you never hear anybody grizzling that starfish and jellyfish aren't really fish. Which further demonstrates how arbitrary these arguments usually are.)
@@neondennon nah because all birds share a specific common ancestor that nothing else shares. Dolphins don't have one common ancestor that isn't shared by things like beluga whales, porpoises, narwhals. There's an evolutionary branch of "toothed whales except for the sperm whale" and dolphins are spread throughout the branch
It's crap like this that makes is halarious that people think we went to the moon and we live stream in real time from Mars when I can't even get cell service in North Carolina.
I’m confused, he said the debate about reproductive organs “had been put to bed” but doesn’t give an example of someone seeing or discovering them… did I miss something?
@@jasoncoffee I can't actually seem to find any information on who observed it or when the development was witnessed at all. My information gathering skills probably aren't the greatest but I can find into on everything eel related we know and when we learned it, everything other than who and when all i can get is that "it happened". Bit odd indeed.
Can you imagine the awkward dinner conversations during the 1800's ? "So Jenny tells me you're a Research Biologist." "Uh, yes." "So what are you researching?"
@@jacoballred7715 And it is the right answer. Everyone thinks it doesn't make sense, but if you figure out the question (Pretty easy trough subtext) you'll find it all comes together, it changed my life for the better.
@@joelle4226 In the book they come across a super computer. The computer asks them what the meaning of life is. The answer was 42. It comes across as funny especially in the film. Its also kind of a clever way to refer to knowledge.
I'm pretty sure the only it's not is because it's incredibly colorful round art style. Like Kirby EATS their foes! That's something out of a horror series.
Yep, my notification reads: Thoughty2 subió _Why Nobody Has Ever Seen an Eel's Balls_ *hace 18 minutos* Now it has changed to _Why nobody Knows How Eels Reproduce_
I love how many of the greatest minds of history tackled this question and yet not one of them thought “hey maybe I should capture one and just observe it”.
Fish: " hey mr. Moray i bet you wont go taste the hook" Mr. Moray: "what makes you think i wont!" Fish: "because you have no balls!!!!" *rest of the school laughs*
Of course he thought eels came from rainwater and mud. If they bury themselves in mud during a dry spell they would come out when the dirt became mud due to rainwater. He probably watched an eel unearth itself while it was raining and his problem was solved.
I think that’s a perfectly logical assumption!
@@Powerbandm Especially if you don't even know what cells are or are thousands of years away from cell theory.
Wow, great observation. I didn't even come close to connecting the two. Thanks for the insight. Be well. .-.
This is literally the only logical comment on this thread... well, that and the stork theory lol
Right? Legit, the rainwater-and-mud hypothesis would have been explicitly supported by observational evidence, at least. If a society has no previous tradition of scientific enquiry, they have to start somewhere.
never ask:
a woman her age
a man his salary
an eel how it reproduce
Also don't ask Kiwi birds, anglerfish, or spotted hyenas. Oof
@@foresthillwolf7998 i mean i hope you know how anglerfish reproduce...
@@angerberd7829 of course. Otherwise I wouldn't have said not to ask them.
Truly strange creatures. That's the kind of things I expect in Alien movies. Not human looking bipeds.
Minecraft how they got the panda death sound
You SHOULD ask a woman her age, just so you know you're not robbing the cradle.
Humans: looks away for 1 second
eels: come on let's do it while he isn't looking
“common” lolol
@@EPetras I had to re read his comment for a second. My brain actually misunderstood everything after that lol
🤣🤣🤣
I mean, would you do it if a bunch of scientists where trying to watch you without consent?!
they get too nervous if you're watching
When I was a kid my dad's friend had a huge aquarium filled with stuff. We went camping once and he caught a handful of baby eels for his tank. Soon after all his fish started acting funny, dying, etc. It turned out to be from the baby eels.
I remember one fish swimming sideways so the guy "put it down" and opened it up to see if there were any obvious reasons. A live baby eel popped out. His fish were eating them and they were eating their way back out. Eels man... Eels.
Eels are Xenomorphs, confirmed.
Jeez. Thats nasty. I thought lampreys freaked me out.
Why did I laugh at this
nature's uno reverse card
@@ologhai8559 oh god.. facehuggers.
What if there’s just one massive mother-of-all-eels at the bottom of the sea. That’s a terrifying thought.
🤯🤯😳😳
It's like how bees only have one queen... Terrifying but there is definitely a chance
The Leviathan =O
Possibly. Nobody knows how big they can be. In my country we have legends of giant eels. Stories from my elders about encountering them and we even have evidence in a museum of giant eels.
I heard a story of my uncle had found a giant eel and he thought it was a log till it moved while he was trying to move it.
@@tamou_whanau1441 Your uncle never saw that, quit lying to yourself
Obviously when one eel falls in love with another eel they get married and a stork eel drops off the baby eel
you earned a laugh out of me
EXACTLY
Did the eel stork have flippers/wings lol
Stork eels, steels
An Eeork, if you will
What if eel isn't the final stage of eel's life cycle. They only mature when they become a 4 dimension creature then they lay egg in 3 dimension
Underrated coment XD
damn
imagine eel gods in the 4th dimension
That's my theory and I'm STICKING TO IT!
Shocking statement
For my 5th grade science project about eels and I got a 50/100 because I couldn't find out where they came from, or how they reproduced in any book. I cried because the teacher thought I was very lazy
Literally a triggered memory I forgot about until I saw this video
holy shit that's so unlucky 💀💀 you could've gotten a 100 if you picked any other animal
Dude that's so fucked lol
Teachers mate they do not do the research
@@annak804 Well, that one at least.
Eels burry themselves in mud when a pond dries up. Rains come and eels arise out of the mud. I would think that that plus the lack might lead an observer to jump to an eelogical assumption.
I feel like you're reaching and reeling 😏
You really threw caution into the wind and let Jesus take the wheel.
Maybe they lay eggs in the mud?
@@user-tv3ik9qi9x thats kinda eeliterate
They make offspring when they have *eelings* for eachother
Answer: They don’t. They’re immortal creatures that survive on human fear
Just like Djinn or demons😈
And they dont know for some reason
but eels taste good tho hahaha
@@hyuuganatsume2621 when you poop them they comeback alive
1k
So Freud thought he would be the first man to discover eel balls, then quit after dissecting 400 because of emotional fatigue. Seems sane and rational enough.
Wow, I wonder what other sane and realistic ideas that fellow has!
@@driveasandwich6734 doin yo mom doin doin yo mom
@@genericlegionaryrecruit7235 the best response to this
What sane person concerns themselves with psychology?
@@LeoHKepler What sane person doesn’t?
This just shows how big the ocean is and how much we haven’t explored, the fact we were able to narrow it down so much yet we still can’t find their breeding grounds is scary. There’s so much about some sea animals that we don’t know about and it’s kind of scary.
Scary or absolutely fascinating!
We actually do know the breeding grounds. If I'm not mistaken they attached a gps to an eel. The sargasso is where they breed and larvae was found there way back in 1920.
We also know how they breed because they were breed in captivity with the aid of hormones to sexually mature them and closely studied afterwards. This was done in the 90s
"This isn't even my final form"
-eels everywhere I imagine
Lol
Nice to know i'm not the only DBZ fan who connected eel transformations with Freeza........
now we need an eel enemy in the dbs universe LOL
Perfect Eel
@@ologhai8559 nope even better *perfect seal*
Wait you’re telling me that he was hanging around a dried pond and when the rain came and the eels came out of hibernation, he was crazy for saying that eels were born that way?????
🤷♂️good point
In a vacuum it sounds crazy but that's honestly a reay good observation
It would be crazy nowadays, but back then the boundries of what is possible and what is not where not as clear.
that’s probably why it was accepted by everyone. People could see it for themselves.
@@med4nel It's still not completely clear.
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!”
- Sigmund Freud, after searching 400 eels.
Jeff Goldblum: How do you know? You go around flipping up the Eels skirts?
Freud: *Y E S !*
ruclips.net/video/QZSbUkQYbb8/видео.html
Hahah ruclips.net/video/qtgRY1tmmfk/видео.html
“Sir I highly doubt that-“
*GO GET MORE*
It turns out that eels have a migration rout that takes them to the Saragossa sea. They use the salinity in the water to find this place and this is where they meet. They have found the larva of baby eels and tracked the adults to this location. Meaning, the female will dump the eels and the males comes by to fertilize the eggs….this was discovered a year ago…you’re welcome..
but what's with freshwater eels??
@@momokolove fresh water eels leave their freshwater habitats to start the migration to the Saragossa sea…crazy huh
@@mcblu9344 what about eels that are like in a lake??
@@momokolove eels are born in salt water. The ones in lakes were too but move into lakes from stream systems. These are called catadromous eels. You’ll only find a lake dwelling eel if there is some stream system upriver to it. So if it’s damned off, no eels…
@@mcblu9344 ohh okay!!! that's so fucking cool thank you
TLDW: We now know that Eels develop testes based on environmental cues (and are agender at birth), explaining why Eels taken out of the water are very unlikely to have testes. This also why Freud only found one devloping male out of all the hundreds of Eels he dissected.
Big brain people like u is why I look in the comment section for all the answers. The comment section is all knowing
i guessed right 😎
what if the ones that started developing were towards the last to get dissected and the drop in eel population around them caused the development
im not even trying to be that person, cause im not a genius, but I was definitely thinking if this was a possibility. It's cool to know I was thinking in the right path!
You’re wrong. Agender and being Sexless are NOT the same. Eels are SEXLESS, agender is a term that only applies to humans
Why Nobody Has Ever Seen an Eel's Balls - was the original title!
14min after publishing: Why nobody knows how Eel‘s reproduce.
currently it's "why nobody knows how eels reproduce"
100th like eeeee satisfaction
He ruined my mothballs joke in doing that.😂
I was gonna say ahah I was like wait.... pretty sure the title mentioned “balls”
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!”
“GO GET MORE”
-Samonella Academy
Ah yes, a man of culture
“CANT A N-“
The samonella N-word incident i see
instantly tought of this lol
Panda
I was fully invested in everything in this video because eels keep me up at night and all their secrets
Me rn
What if- hear me out
All eels are female.
-Siegmund Freud at some point
That’s racist!
Sounds kinda gay.
*THESE ARE ALL GIRLS*
Mr. Freud, that seems highly unlikely-
*GO GET MORE*
Mr Freud-
*WHAT'S A [REDACTED] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DI-*
@@dragonslibrary9207 NO GOD PLEASE NO
Underrated comment
1970: “We will have flying cars in the future”
2021: “WHERE ARE EELS BALLS?”
It really be like that
Where are they
Your mum
To be fair it's just as important that we have a better knowledge of other creatures too.
With the idiots we already have driving on the ground....Do you really want them in the air?
I like how his videos aren't clickbait, they're 100% literal
Many of his videos are though
Not true because he ended up telling us how Eels actually reproduce
@@denis69ist balls
Is he Australian or British?
@@alle6621 british
Ah yes a 16 minute documentary on RUclips talking about eel testes. What everyone needed
Answer: They spawn when the world is generated. You’re welcome.
@Joe Mama Hopefully they’ll fix them not dropping any ball- I mean, hearts of the sea.
*Your
@@ryler7 no, its "you're" guy.
@@kmoney5647 *Your
But how do they reproduce is the question? A lot of things spawned at the start of the Earth.
Sigmund Freud: THESE ARE ALL GIRLS
Go get more
WELL WHAT'S A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DIー
GO GET M O R E
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this video
Thanks for your hot and steamy loads of knowledge dripping down my neck and chest Sam
Sir i sincerely doubt that
Till this day they cant find out how it happens and where are the eggs?
But after years they found out they have balls ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Crucial questions come first
God created all animals in the world, only God has the answer to the things that not even scientist can figure out.
@@spaceboy7041 But does God know why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Now I'm just imaging God descending from heaven, with the chorus and trumpets and whatnot, only to say "EELS TOTALLY HAVE BALLS!" and slowly ascending right back into the clouds.
@@Deadriser he does cuz God is God and knows all lol otherwise there's no point of him being God
@@spaceboy7041 🤦♂️😂
“Killer whales aren’t whales, they’re dolphins” is an oxymoron because technically dolphins are whales.
Sure I guess
@@unquestionableexistance8704 Dolphins are a subgroup of whales
You mean to say they're all cetaceans?
@@1wolsk Is that what I wrote? No I mean Dolphins are part of the sub group of toothed-whales
@@KiLLKiNDLY You are correct. I just thought that this would both agree with you and be less confusing for others 😊
“If Nintendo has decided to turn Kirby into a horror franchise” this man doesn’t understand Kirby lore.
I went to search for Kirby to see what you meant and thought I'd mention the first result I was given was for a vacuum cleaner.
Yeah knowing that 90% of Kirby villains are recreations of the devil or evil it's self
Literal Eldridge deities that posses people
@@corrupted3600 the most recent canon one is literally the god of chaos and destruction too, not even joking that is literally what it is, not an exaggeration or anything
@@blehh_mae damn. He kills lord beerus
The real question is, why are you trying to look at an eels balls
Why wouldn't you try to look at an eels balls?
Why the fuck not?
Exotic sushi
Why not?
Hey, dont kink-shame
When two eels love each other very much they ask God for a baby, then a baby eel is brought down from the heaven by a stork.
Maybe seagulls are some sort of delivery service.
@Boogiie Montana Wrong. By the same logic flying humans would be what deliver human babies. But they don't. Storks manufacturer and deliver the baby. Storks clearly have some weird monopoly on baby delivery services. Therefore flying fish wouldn't make baby for fish. I rest my case.
They also have to submit an application form with their income, status and background both to God, and the stork messengers before doing so.
This is literally the same thing my parents told me when I asked them “where do babies come from?” Then I got a girlfriend in 1st grade and said “let’s ask god for a baby so the storks can bring to us” she agreed and when it didn’t work I told my mom and she said “only adults can have babies”. However, i knew that teens could have babies and then I decided to look it up cause I knew she was lying. That’s how I learned the birds and the bees.
Seems legit
This is such a great video. I used it in my High School Biology class to discuss scientific process and reinforce the scientific method. My students had a blast!
Im kind of irritated to say that he forgot to include the fact that the eels spawn IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Sargasso sea sure, but the bermuda is already anomalous enough, appearently it houses anomelous fish too.
I hate the fact that this is a sentence that makes sense even without video games existing. Everytime i read this I feel like its wrong and some tier zoo shit
Actually that’s a myth, there is nothing weird about the Bermuda Triangle and many of its supposed famous crashes don’t even occur in the Bermuda Triangle, merely passing through it
@@blackgold2589 well, yeah. Thats the weird stuff. We know why it happens to a degree and obviously we know its not paranormal. Its just because the areas winds and oceans are obviously like a giant whirlpool so it causes some weird unpredictable things to happen. In the 1880s when it was first was introduced as a mainstream and well known phenomenon, they didnt have any tools to know any of the features of the land. Even back to when Christopher Columbus was around he had to sail through the triangle. He recounted having seen an intense flame and light crash into the oceans which we think might of been a very coincidental meteor. Also, pretty notably, the triangles north and south magnetic fields line up evenly which causes compasses not to work.
WHAT THE F-
@@stonksboi69 stfu
Eels reproduce in the dark. Like every other "less than beautiful" out there.
Tf is that pfp
@@MrPotato- don't you know that's how zebras are made?
@@MrPotato- Political statement.
@@MrPotato- why u judgin man
@@MrPotato- Horsephant
man your scripts are so well written. Formal yet non-formal, serious yet comedic, exciting and mysterious, etc.
I think he might be an eel 😑
@@a-terrible-fate532 I agree
@@squidinkRC me too
*informal
@@a-terrible-fate532 100%.
You're telling me, no scientist has ever tagged an eel with gps and watched them move to their reproduction grounds?
Expensive probably
@@iamapandacorn1465 ok but still
@@dieZauberfloete unside of them
@@dieZauberfloete just like have a scientific group specialized in studying eels
@@dieZauberfloete idk put them in a gigsnt aquarium and watch them
Moral of the story: it’s none of our business
You mean to say the MORAY of the story?
K imma leave sorry
@@regrettithesadspaghetti8521 Unbeelievable.
@@WobblesandBean I fEEL like u did a thing there
I don’t think the Red Skull conducting the research during the early 1900s helped humanity’s case.
@@darthvader0219 u ruined it
"Sexual eeling."
You are one funny guy. No kidding.
Like a hentai but with one tentacle
@My Account so are you, but hey nobody wants you to feel bad
My Account w h a t
*No squid ink
@My Account at least get my name right
Me: I’m gonna get school work done today
Me at 3 am: *watching a video on how eels reproduce*
Same here
lmao. a week later, here I am. 2am. 🤣
well you did learn something
5 am 😅
Haha i am here at 12am🤪
I can’t hear the Freud story without thinking of a certain Sam O’Nella clip
Everyone’s asking: Where are the eel’s balls?
But no one is asking: How are the eel’s balls?
I don’t get it
Their feeling pretty blue rn
Why are the eel's balls?
@@odomisan drax
I bet they taste quite nice
Person: *decapitates eel*
Eel: Oh No! Anyway...
do you watch top gear
@@abalakrishnan4152 its just a popular meme now
@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 oh I didn't knpw
"yall where do eels come from tho"
"idk they're dying shark's tongues maybe"
"yea seems right"
didn't need to comment it twice 🤣
@@suviram.1901 I didn't notice it sent twice lol thanks for pointing it out
@@LookItsSani 😂👌its ok
I’ll always find it strange that I’m absolutely terrified of snakes (I can’t even see a picture of one without freaking out) but eels don’t bother me at all. In fact, I’ve had eel a few times at a sushi restaurant.
Alternate title: *noodle fish might have been genetically castrated for no apparent reason*
There is a reason: They’re good Christians
@@pancakesbf2704 They are God's true chosen people!
@@ThexDynastxQueen oy vey!
i love this man's never ending creativity and unrivaled storytelling skills never cease to amaze me
Unrivaled? Have you never seen simon Whistler? Hes got several channels. Today I found out, top tenz, mega projects, side projects, casual criminalist, and business blaze....and others. He has to be pretty decent at it to have that many successful channels
Same❤️
Right? Like how does he come up with so much information and then put it into an interesting video?! And so many so quickly lol
@@AustinRoberts88 people work for him
I know right this guy is great
Too late, that eel is already in heart. Such a cute little guy.
Eels aren’t cute
@@anugy1195 Haha true that, especially the large ones.
@@anugy1195 As long as I'm behind a screen and not with it in the water they're pretty interesting
@@TimDaOne interesting, but not cute at all lmao
@@anugy1195 As a guy with not a lot of emotions I really don't know whether something is cute but every animal is inspiring to me.
After having watched everything I'm left with three thoughts
1 Eels are basically Pokemons
2 Freud probably learned psychology to try save his mind after the eels traumatized the poor man
3 Eels unknowingly tortured multiple men of science and really brought out the crazy obsessiveness of humans
I'm a little impressed I wasn't expecting RUclips to recommend this to me but now I have new knowledge I never knew I wanted but now find absolutely hilarious
He’s cracked the algorithm. Everybody Is searching for the Sam O’nella video that got removed and finds this
What ever happened to Sam? I loved his page tbh
@@Heavycorp17 he’s been taking a break for college and shit
@@reece4263 makes sense
@@Heavycorp17 oh and he said the n word
@@ohno1914 oof, He dropped the hard R and got canceled? Yikes
When an eel has a maw with a pharingeal jaw, that's a moray!
When you live in a reef and have two sets of teeth, that's a moray!
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray!
cool beat bro
I instinctively read this to the beat of “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” 😂
@@BlazedBarbie lmao 🤣
@@BlazedBarbie it's supposed to be to the tune of "that's amore" smh
Well played bro, acc took me a minute to get it 😂
Nobody:
Eels: This isn't even my final form
😂😂
They eventually turn into dragons if they live long enough.
@@anthonyacuna5507 with massive balls. probably.
@@anthonyacuna5507 sadly global warming has stopped that 😢 if we cared for the environment eels would make it to their final form, we'll never get to see an eel in its final form unfortunately
@@bruh1214 😭
I just learned so much from this. First off, the word “idiomatic.” But then all this stuff about eels, I had no idea they were so interesting!
Thoughty 2 has the weirdest yet most intriguing titles 😂😂
4 hours ago?
@@lukeparks461 early access.
so true...
beta?
@@qtclone if You’re a member you can sometimes watch videos before others.
It's funny that sam O'Nella joke was actually kind of accurate
What?
THESE ARE ALL GIRLS
I mean, that joke was obviously researched. Sam wouldn’t put it in the vid unless it had some basis in history
@@Fox_Olive Exactly
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS” “sir I-“ “GO GET MORE” “Mr.froyd I highly doub-“ WHATS A NI*** GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK”
3:30 Not that dumb of an idea when you keep seeing eels pop out of previously dry mud after fresh rain, since, you know... they _hybernate in it_ .
ah yes polar bears are made from snow
This episode was just pure comedy gold… don’t know if it’s your script or your delivery or the accent… but good job… loved it.
Those ancient “scientists” really had scary accurate theories or just bat shit crazy things
the difference between an old crazy guy and the "founding father of modern science" is just if people remember the shit you were right on or your other... usually more entertaining ideas
I imagine those are just the theories that stand the test of time. The shit that was almost a magically correct educated guess, and the ideas so dumb that mellinia later we are still giving them shit for it.
When “How is babby formed?” Becomes a legitimate brain stumper...
How girl get pragnent?
@@donwald3436 "They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back?
This thread gave me a stroke
Babs prgant
B a b b y
When Aaron was born, his mother said, “oh what a treasure.” And his dad said, “yeah let’s go outside and bury it.”
@Zenmasterme Thats what My Dad says about Me!! (True!) :)X
🤣 I'm gonna use this (I hope it's a joke)
@@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Sorry to hear that...
@Gernot Schrader yeah I hope same
@Gernot Schrader The Whole joke was one of his favourites!!
So,Both,what a treasure & lets bury it!! X
What if the baby eels leave empty eggs around, that can be recycled when comes into contact with some adult eel parts?
Kinda like jellyfish do, just a tad more complicated.
How do the males know how and when to spread said adult stuff? Maybe similar on how frogs can navigate to their birthplace.
"how tf do eels reproduce?"
- Sun Tzu
The art of sex
@@Willrb833 😂 idk why I laughed at that
@@internetboi7296 😂
I think you meant Technoblade
So it’s like the case with dinosaurs. Many “species” turned out to be the same species, just at younger or older phases of development.
@@user-og9nl5mt1b LMAO simp
@@user-og9nl5mt1b bro is down horrendous
@@user-og9nl5mt1b S to the i to the m to the p
SIMP
@@user-og9nl5mt1b simppp! i'll give you the credit for not hiding it though
@@korosukanji5398 down abysmally
It’s not that nobody knows, just the people who do are so horrified that they can never talk about it to anyone
I guess you could say they were Scaroused. Scared and aroused from looking at eel genitals. You know.. someone would have an odd kink for eels...
I can, its the slime.
@English person sit this one down. Your kind thought eels came from a horses tail
@English person nah I was just messing around. I'm not american and the gag was after your username.
@English person the point of the video is that eels still are largely a mystery, and that exactly how they reproduce still hasn't been documented.
they don't know how they are migrating either at such young hatchlings.
They just know, that they do actually have balls that develop once they migrate back to the seagarssa ocean, and once they live that specific area, their balls glands dissapear again.. thats why, if you want to find an eel with balls, you have to go to the seagarssa ocean. we don't know how they mate, the habits and behavior of them, their reproductive lifecycles down to a specific, theirs more work to be done to understand the eels.
Love how the woman at 9:00 drops the chalk, and continues as if nothing happened.
Shark:*has eel in heart* well wtf am i gonna do now i don't have insurance
"As it turns out, they are only visible during mating season"
If only that were true for humans
@@sumvs5992 When you get hit in the balls when it's not the matting seosen:
Ha, I'm 4 paralel universes ahead of you
@Jane The Creator Thank Feminist for that
@@anulfolantigua6291 what?
@@anulfolantigua6291 lol sorry you suck at talking to girls. Not their fault, its yours. If a girl you arent interested in flirts with you, you have the right to say no, why dont women? Get therapy you cant habdle your problems effectively
I'm thinking parent eels mate somewhere close to shore and the eggs, much like the trash in the atlantic, get swept up in ocean currents, end up in the Sargasso, where the eels hatch. This gives explanation to the absurd distance of that 2 way trip and how nobody has seen adult eels in the sargasso
Sam O'Nella found out how they do it and they got him. That's why he is missing for so long
“Satan is not a pogostick” just popped in my head
He used his pogo to stick it into mud to create eels😈
can't believe that guy genuinely thought snakes moved by coiling themselves like springs
Satan Poggers
The thing about "killer whales aren't whales, they're dolphins" is that dolphins are arbitrarily categorized toothed whales. One species of dolphin isn't necessarily more closely related to another dolphin than it is to, say, a porpoise or a pilot whale
Absolutely. If you take the cladistic approach all the way to its logical conclusion, then mammals are also technically fish. Cladistics is great for classification and evolutionary research, but when it comes to common-language terms like "bird" and "whale" and "fish", maybe we should just let them be defined by common usage rather than trying to science them up after the fact. Botanists seem quite happy to let lay people call strawberries, blackberries and mulberries "berries" without getting all pedantic about how none of those are berries in the botanical sense whereas tomatoes, bananas, and watermelons are.
(Also, you never hear anybody grizzling that starfish and jellyfish aren't really fish. Which further demonstrates how arbitrary these arguments usually are.)
@@rhonafenwick5643 life is very messy and doesn't like to fit nearly into the limitations of our language
Maybe the difference is more like beaks are on birds
@@neondennon nah because all birds share a specific common ancestor that nothing else shares.
Dolphins don't have one common ancestor that isn't shared by things like beluga whales, porpoises, narwhals.
There's an evolutionary branch of "toothed whales except for the sperm whale" and dolphins are spread throughout the branch
100% convinced that thoughty2 came up with "sexual eeling" and then just built a video around that
It's crap like this that makes is halarious that people think we went to the moon and we live stream in real time from Mars when I can't even get cell service in North Carolina.
“Which neatly explained why poor old sigmund had never stumbled across so much as a sniff of a testicle “
This is too good out of context.
9:58
Sam O'Nella's removed Freud Facts video is what made me click this so fast.
"THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!"
"What's a nigga gotta do ..."
@Blue Imp GO GET MORE
Honestly same i miss Sam O’Nella
@@franciscorui "to get some eel DI- "
@@ayrem "-CK!"
"nobody has every seen eels breed"
ALRIGHTY BRING IN DAVID ATTENBROUGH
I love David Attenborough!
Lyle takes me to some odd but interesting places
Sam O Nella got me interested into this incredibly introspective life question
When an eel lunges out
And bites off your snout
That's a Moray.....
My marine bio college lab had a MASSIVE tank that contained a moray. His name?
Atsa.
JohnJ469, I will never hear that song in quite the same way again! 😁
What is green and has teeth and lives in the sea, that's a morray
When an Eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that's a moray
I’m confused, he said the debate about reproductive organs “had been put to bed” but doesn’t give an example of someone seeing or discovering them… did I miss something?
I understand that it makes sense with what we know but that’s not objective evidence.
@@jasoncoffee I can't actually seem to find any information on who observed it or when the development was witnessed at all. My information gathering skills probably aren't the greatest but I can find into on everything eel related we know and when we learned it, everything other than who and when all i can get is that "it happened". Bit odd indeed.
Eels "create and destroy" their reproductive systems based on environment so when not near a mate they are unlikely to have those characteristics
@@Ponitalee for what
@@Ponitalee how do you know if we havent seen them?
2 questions:
1. why has this video appeared as a suggestion?
2. why hasn't this video appeared as a suggestion earlier???
Can you imagine the awkward dinner conversations during the 1800's ?
"So Jenny tells me you're a Research Biologist."
"Uh, yes."
"So what are you researching?"
eels balls sir
:starts chocking on stake bone
Yo I literally thought he was saying “42 here” for the longest time lmao
He does sometimes, it's a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference as in "the answer to the meaning of life and everything"
@@jacoballred7715 And it is the right answer. Everyone thinks it doesn't make sense, but if you figure out the question (Pretty easy trough subtext) you'll find it all comes together, it changed my life for the better.
@@MatameVideos what’s the question
@@joelle4226 In the book they come across a super computer. The computer asks them what the meaning of life is. The answer was 42. It comes across as funny especially in the film. Its also kind of a clever way to refer to knowledge.
The way I see it is, everytime a human has a nightmare an eel of some kind comes slithering out of a random crevice in the ocean
This is such a great example of why grouping animals based on morphological characteristics is inadequate for phylogenetic organization.
I smelled mothballs once.
Took forever to get his little legs apart.
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Lol that made me chuckle.
1st Prize for Best & most Hilarious comment!!
I Thank You-But my Kidneys do Not!*Oucha!-Kidney Stones!*
:)X
Those hollywood parties man
@@LTPottenger :)X They DO get a little Lively!!
"if kirby was a horror franchise"
kirby fans: Well yes, but actually no
I'm pretty sure the only it's not is because it's incredibly colorful round art style. Like Kirby EATS their foes! That's something out of a horror series.
@@twistedmyth5860 I mean, Kirby lore is essentially him killing gods just because he feels like it
Kirby lore is a horror story in itself without any context
because its "Shockingly Electrifying", to the point were, nobody wants to see it, may cause blindness from the electric current
Lyle wasn't lying after all
Honestly, they have found their way a little closer to my heart, this video has given me a new appreciation for this animal.
Hopefully not literally.
15:39 "Balls not to scale"
That killed me. Why is that the thing that made me laugh?
h
they must be running out of ideas lmao
It’s “why nobody knows how eels reproduce” now
@@philgreen736 😂
Yep, my notification reads:
Thoughty2 subió _Why Nobody Has Ever Seen an Eel's Balls_
*hace 18 minutos*
Now it has changed to _Why nobody Knows How Eels Reproduce_
Yeah only early gang will know, I was hoping to comment what the of title was but you got to it first 😤 jkjk 😂
I love how many of the greatest minds of history tackled this question and yet not one of them thought “hey maybe I should capture one and just observe it”.
You really think no one has tried that yet? Haha
Fish: " hey mr. Moray i bet you wont go taste the hook"
Mr. Moray: "what makes you think i wont!"
Fish: "because you have no balls!!!!"
*rest of the school laughs*
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Scientist: eels don't have balls
Me: and why is that
Scientist: because we couldn't find any?
Me: than.. Search Harduh!
WHEN YOU'RE DIVING AT NIGHT, AND YOUR FEET FEEL THE BITE,
*_THAT'S A MOOORAAAAAAAY_*
WHAT'S THAT THING IN THE REEF WITH THE SHARP POINTY TEETH?
THAT'S A MOOORAAAAAAAY...
When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside-
THAT'S A MOOORAAAAY
If their balls can't be found, they must come from the ground,
That's a moooraaaaaaay!
When an eel bites you thigh and you bleed out and die
THATS A MOOORAAAAAAAY
bells
I can relate to the letter. When u do the same task for many hours that is what happens. I've experienced it cutting open scallops
"hey.." **shows a stack of hay**
i really enjoy this kind of split-second humor
Most of the attributes you describe, also describe Xenomorphs. So, watch out for face huggers.
Eel huggers?
That had to have been one hell of a coke binge Freud was on. 🤣
they they didnt mention he disected all 400 in one night and mostly with his teeth 🤣
@@charlieward7606 he did WHAT
I was today years old when I first realized that he's introducing himself as "Thoughty2" and not "fourty-two"