Why Nobody Knows How Eels Reproduce

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @madi7178
    @madi7178 3 года назад +3946

    Of course he thought eels came from rainwater and mud. If they bury themselves in mud during a dry spell they would come out when the dirt became mud due to rainwater. He probably watched an eel unearth itself while it was raining and his problem was solved.

    • @Powerbandm
      @Powerbandm 3 года назад +400

      I think that’s a perfectly logical assumption!

    • @romanscum5678
      @romanscum5678 3 года назад +353

      @@Powerbandm Especially if you don't even know what cells are or are thousands of years away from cell theory.

    • @WaltonGFilm
      @WaltonGFilm 3 года назад +75

      Wow, great observation. I didn't even come close to connecting the two. Thanks for the insight. Be well. .-.

    • @hectorcaraveo3913
      @hectorcaraveo3913 2 года назад +66

      This is literally the only logical comment on this thread... well, that and the stork theory lol

    • @rhonafenwick5643
      @rhonafenwick5643 2 года назад +61

      Right? Legit, the rainwater-and-mud hypothesis would have been explicitly supported by observational evidence, at least. If a society has no previous tradition of scientific enquiry, they have to start somewhere.

  • @dootdoot8212
    @dootdoot8212 3 года назад +8785

    never ask:
    a woman her age
    a man his salary
    an eel how it reproduce

    • @foresthillwolf7998
      @foresthillwolf7998 3 года назад +103

      Also don't ask Kiwi birds, anglerfish, or spotted hyenas. Oof

    • @angerberd7829
      @angerberd7829 3 года назад +20

      @@foresthillwolf7998 i mean i hope you know how anglerfish reproduce...

    • @foresthillwolf7998
      @foresthillwolf7998 3 года назад +54

      @@angerberd7829 of course. Otherwise I wouldn't have said not to ask them.
      Truly strange creatures. That's the kind of things I expect in Alien movies. Not human looking bipeds.

    • @kirkkek
      @kirkkek 3 года назад +28

      Minecraft how they got the panda death sound

    • @deviantartguy0
      @deviantartguy0 3 года назад +13

      You SHOULD ask a woman her age, just so you know you're not robbing the cradle.

  • @LuvmebbyBrklyn
    @LuvmebbyBrklyn 3 года назад +10814

    Humans: looks away for 1 second
    eels: come on let's do it while he isn't looking

    • @EPetras
      @EPetras 3 года назад +136

      “common” lolol

    • @itsbruce6305
      @itsbruce6305 3 года назад +101

      @@EPetras I had to re read his comment for a second. My brain actually misunderstood everything after that lol

    • @kell4079
      @kell4079 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @withintheshyness
      @withintheshyness 3 года назад +92

      I mean, would you do it if a bunch of scientists where trying to watch you without consent?!

    • @maxz69
      @maxz69 3 года назад +38

      they get too nervous if you're watching

  • @soulife8383
    @soulife8383 3 года назад +2977

    When I was a kid my dad's friend had a huge aquarium filled with stuff. We went camping once and he caught a handful of baby eels for his tank. Soon after all his fish started acting funny, dying, etc. It turned out to be from the baby eels.
    I remember one fish swimming sideways so the guy "put it down" and opened it up to see if there were any obvious reasons. A live baby eel popped out. His fish were eating them and they were eating their way back out. Eels man... Eels.

    • @ologhai8559
      @ologhai8559 2 года назад +322

      Eels are Xenomorphs, confirmed.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 2 года назад +208

      Jeez. Thats nasty. I thought lampreys freaked me out.

    • @Urmom-kd1ci
      @Urmom-kd1ci 2 года назад +37

      Why did I laugh at this

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 2 года назад +159

      nature's uno reverse card

    • @sakurahirawa
      @sakurahirawa 2 года назад +18

      @@ologhai8559 oh god.. facehuggers.

  • @kirstytrainer5780
    @kirstytrainer5780 3 года назад +10683

    What if there’s just one massive mother-of-all-eels at the bottom of the sea. That’s a terrifying thought.

    • @lay1763
      @lay1763 3 года назад +117

      🤯🤯😳😳

    • @KyoKoamaru
      @KyoKoamaru 3 года назад +879

      It's like how bees only have one queen... Terrifying but there is definitely a chance

    • @alunenutz6480
      @alunenutz6480 3 года назад +355

      The Leviathan =O

    • @tamou_whanau1441
      @tamou_whanau1441 3 года назад +545

      Possibly. Nobody knows how big they can be. In my country we have legends of giant eels. Stories from my elders about encountering them and we even have evidence in a museum of giant eels.
      I heard a story of my uncle had found a giant eel and he thought it was a log till it moved while he was trying to move it.

    • @RomansFree
      @RomansFree 3 года назад +39

      @@tamou_whanau1441 Your uncle never saw that, quit lying to yourself

  • @Max-zr7hr
    @Max-zr7hr 3 года назад +18234

    Obviously when one eel falls in love with another eel they get married and a stork eel drops off the baby eel

    • @LxrdDaryus
      @LxrdDaryus 3 года назад +262

      you earned a laugh out of me

    • @ConfusdTarz
      @ConfusdTarz 3 года назад +109

      EXACTLY

    • @akahunermill3672
      @akahunermill3672 3 года назад +113

      Did the eel stork have flippers/wings lol

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 3 года назад +80

      Stork eels, steels

    • @TheEntlty
      @TheEntlty 3 года назад +59

      An Eeork, if you will

  • @khaucan5068
    @khaucan5068 3 года назад +3433

    What if eel isn't the final stage of eel's life cycle. They only mature when they become a 4 dimension creature then they lay egg in 3 dimension

  • @sourcens
    @sourcens 2 года назад +482

    For my 5th grade science project about eels and I got a 50/100 because I couldn't find out where they came from, or how they reproduced in any book. I cried because the teacher thought I was very lazy

    • @sourcens
      @sourcens 2 года назад +88

      Literally a triggered memory I forgot about until I saw this video

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon 2 года назад +80

      holy shit that's so unlucky 💀💀 you could've gotten a 100 if you picked any other animal

    • @slinky6481
      @slinky6481 2 года назад +28

      Dude that's so fucked lol

    • @annak804
      @annak804 2 года назад +69

      Teachers mate they do not do the research

    • @aureliaavalon
      @aureliaavalon 2 года назад +8

      @@annak804 Well, that one at least.

  • @jefferywise1906
    @jefferywise1906 3 года назад +1125

    Eels burry themselves in mud when a pond dries up. Rains come and eels arise out of the mud. I would think that that plus the lack might lead an observer to jump to an eelogical assumption.

    • @user-tv3ik9qi9x
      @user-tv3ik9qi9x 3 года назад +20

      I feel like you're reaching and reeling 😏

    • @user-tv3ik9qi9x
      @user-tv3ik9qi9x 3 года назад +10

      You really threw caution into the wind and let Jesus take the wheel.

    • @miinziiiiiii
      @miinziiiiiii 3 года назад +9

      Maybe they lay eggs in the mud?

    • @coolraygaming
      @coolraygaming 3 года назад +9

      @@user-tv3ik9qi9x thats kinda eeliterate

    • @user-tv3ik9qi9x
      @user-tv3ik9qi9x 3 года назад +24

      They make offspring when they have *eelings* for eachother

  • @evstar2645
    @evstar2645 3 года назад +2830

    Answer: They don’t. They’re immortal creatures that survive on human fear

    • @direwolfy1470
      @direwolfy1470 3 года назад +16

      Just like Djinn or demons😈

    • @Annie-qe2uu
      @Annie-qe2uu 3 года назад +4

      And they dont know for some reason

    • @hyuuganatsume2621
      @hyuuganatsume2621 3 года назад +4

      but eels taste good tho hahaha

    • @woodybrando5365
      @woodybrando5365 3 года назад +18

      @@hyuuganatsume2621 when you poop them they comeback alive

    • @Hi562-t5b
      @Hi562-t5b 3 года назад

      1k

  • @jamescain4591
    @jamescain4591 3 года назад +6433

    So Freud thought he would be the first man to discover eel balls, then quit after dissecting 400 because of emotional fatigue. Seems sane and rational enough.

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 3 года назад +477

      Wow, I wonder what other sane and realistic ideas that fellow has!

    • @genericlegionaryrecruit7235
      @genericlegionaryrecruit7235 3 года назад +245

      @@driveasandwich6734 doin yo mom doin doin yo mom

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 3 года назад +105

      @@genericlegionaryrecruit7235 the best response to this

    • @LeoHKepler
      @LeoHKepler 3 года назад +47

      What sane person concerns themselves with psychology?

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph 3 года назад +60

      @@LeoHKepler What sane person doesn’t?

  • @eldenlord2798
    @eldenlord2798 2 года назад +477

    This just shows how big the ocean is and how much we haven’t explored, the fact we were able to narrow it down so much yet we still can’t find their breeding grounds is scary. There’s so much about some sea animals that we don’t know about and it’s kind of scary.

    • @thegorbagelord5434
      @thegorbagelord5434 Год назад +3

      Scary or absolutely fascinating!

    • @Cherry-pu4mx
      @Cherry-pu4mx 11 месяцев назад +1

      We actually do know the breeding grounds. If I'm not mistaken they attached a gps to an eel. The sargasso is where they breed and larvae was found there way back in 1920.
      We also know how they breed because they were breed in captivity with the aid of hormones to sexually mature them and closely studied afterwards. This was done in the 90s

  • @benjaminvega7186
    @benjaminvega7186 3 года назад +3427

    "This isn't even my final form"
    -eels everywhere I imagine

    • @storm..190
      @storm..190 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @altareggo
      @altareggo 2 года назад +4

      Nice to know i'm not the only DBZ fan who connected eel transformations with Freeza........

    • @Zach014G
      @Zach014G 2 года назад

      now we need an eel enemy in the dbs universe LOL

    • @ologhai8559
      @ologhai8559 2 года назад

      Perfect Eel

    • @BenDover-sl9zx
      @BenDover-sl9zx 2 года назад +1

      @@ologhai8559 nope even better *perfect seal*

  • @dotdot3658
    @dotdot3658 3 года назад +810

    Wait you’re telling me that he was hanging around a dried pond and when the rain came and the eels came out of hibernation, he was crazy for saying that eels were born that way?????

    • @lukejackson1871
      @lukejackson1871 3 года назад +35

      🤷‍♂️good point

    • @zeinnanla5422
      @zeinnanla5422 3 года назад +93

      In a vacuum it sounds crazy but that's honestly a reay good observation

    • @med4nel
      @med4nel 3 года назад +70

      It would be crazy nowadays, but back then the boundries of what is possible and what is not where not as clear.

    • @LeeLonnieLove
      @LeeLonnieLove 3 года назад +18

      that’s probably why it was accepted by everyone. People could see it for themselves.

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 3 года назад +2

      @@med4nel It's still not completely clear.

  • @josephgalvez5048
    @josephgalvez5048 3 года назад +7794

    “THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!”
    - Sigmund Freud, after searching 400 eels.

    • @xlawxc
      @xlawxc 3 года назад +459

      Jeff Goldblum: How do you know? You go around flipping up the Eels skirts?
      Freud: *Y E S !*

    • @giancarlo418
      @giancarlo418 3 года назад +27

      ruclips.net/video/QZSbUkQYbb8/видео.html

    • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
      @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 3 года назад +5

      Hahah ruclips.net/video/qtgRY1tmmfk/видео.html

    • @user-sx5ti
      @user-sx5ti 3 года назад +133

      “Sir I highly doubt that-“

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 3 года назад +142

      *GO GET MORE*

  • @mcblu9344
    @mcblu9344 2 года назад +414

    It turns out that eels have a migration rout that takes them to the Saragossa sea. They use the salinity in the water to find this place and this is where they meet. They have found the larva of baby eels and tracked the adults to this location. Meaning, the female will dump the eels and the males comes by to fertilize the eggs….this was discovered a year ago…you’re welcome..

    • @momokolove
      @momokolove 2 года назад +4

      but what's with freshwater eels??

    • @mcblu9344
      @mcblu9344 2 года назад +51

      @@momokolove fresh water eels leave their freshwater habitats to start the migration to the Saragossa sea…crazy huh

    • @momokolove
      @momokolove 2 года назад +5

      @@mcblu9344 what about eels that are like in a lake??

    • @mcblu9344
      @mcblu9344 2 года назад +63

      @@momokolove eels are born in salt water. The ones in lakes were too but move into lakes from stream systems. These are called catadromous eels. You’ll only find a lake dwelling eel if there is some stream system upriver to it. So if it’s damned off, no eels…

    • @momokolove
      @momokolove 2 года назад +6

      @@mcblu9344 ohh okay!!! that's so fucking cool thank you

  • @scptime1188
    @scptime1188 3 года назад +2129

    TLDW: We now know that Eels develop testes based on environmental cues (and are agender at birth), explaining why Eels taken out of the water are very unlikely to have testes. This also why Freud only found one devloping male out of all the hundreds of Eels he dissected.

    • @failpup2062
      @failpup2062 3 года назад +264

      Big brain people like u is why I look in the comment section for all the answers. The comment section is all knowing

    • @eyekandi
      @eyekandi 3 года назад +7

      i guessed right 😎

    • @laneyb8911
      @laneyb8911 3 года назад +41

      what if the ones that started developing were towards the last to get dissected and the drop in eel population around them caused the development

    • @jtcoop40
      @jtcoop40 3 года назад +17

      im not even trying to be that person, cause im not a genius, but I was definitely thinking if this was a possibility. It's cool to know I was thinking in the right path!

    • @MH-dm4qc
      @MH-dm4qc 3 года назад +31

      You’re wrong. Agender and being Sexless are NOT the same. Eels are SEXLESS, agender is a term that only applies to humans

  • @FharishAhmed
    @FharishAhmed 3 года назад +5197

    Why Nobody Has Ever Seen an Eel's Balls - was the original title!

    • @jayperionx7272
      @jayperionx7272 3 года назад +187

      14min after publishing: Why nobody knows how Eel‘s reproduce.

    • @reapermaster1233
      @reapermaster1233 3 года назад +50

      currently it's "why nobody knows how eels reproduce"

    • @godrole2481
      @godrole2481 3 года назад +10

      100th like eeeee satisfaction

    • @hashtag415
      @hashtag415 3 года назад +6

      He ruined my mothballs joke in doing that.😂

    • @generalzucc462
      @generalzucc462 3 года назад +5

      I was gonna say ahah I was like wait.... pretty sure the title mentioned “balls”

  • @chrisheyl1962
    @chrisheyl1962 3 года назад +3365

    “THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!”
    “GO GET MORE”
    -Samonella Academy

  • @layneurquhart9098
    @layneurquhart9098 2 года назад +27

    I was fully invested in everything in this video because eels keep me up at night and all their secrets

  • @m.c.gargamel7736
    @m.c.gargamel7736 3 года назад +1430

    What if- hear me out
    All eels are female.
    -Siegmund Freud at some point

    • @rptrmacct
      @rptrmacct 3 года назад +16

      That’s racist!

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 года назад +68

      Sounds kinda gay.

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 3 года назад +151

      *THESE ARE ALL GIRLS*
      Mr. Freud, that seems highly unlikely-
      *GO GET MORE*
      Mr Freud-
      *WHAT'S A [REDACTED] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DI-*

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 3 года назад +14

      @@dragonslibrary9207 NO GOD PLEASE NO

    • @jwp999999
      @jwp999999 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

  • @spyfox260
    @spyfox260 3 года назад +1265

    1970: “We will have flying cars in the future”
    2021: “WHERE ARE EELS BALLS?”

    • @theawaitingchannel7799
      @theawaitingchannel7799 3 года назад +15

      It really be like that

    • @tacitgamingfanREAL
      @tacitgamingfanREAL 3 года назад +14

      Where are they

    • @ThatRandomDude123
      @ThatRandomDude123 3 года назад +6

      Your mum

    • @linkthepig4219
      @linkthepig4219 3 года назад +12

      To be fair it's just as important that we have a better knowledge of other creatures too.

    • @JonGee420
      @JonGee420 3 года назад +4

      With the idiots we already have driving on the ground....Do you really want them in the air?

  • @c.w.corner
    @c.w.corner 3 года назад +1916

    I like how his videos aren't clickbait, they're 100% literal

  • @pigplays2137
    @pigplays2137 2 года назад +28

    Ah yes a 16 minute documentary on RUclips talking about eel testes. What everyone needed

  • @JeryPlaysMinecraftPe
    @JeryPlaysMinecraftPe 3 года назад +3905

    Answer: They spawn when the world is generated. You’re welcome.

    • @JeryPlaysMinecraftPe
      @JeryPlaysMinecraftPe 3 года назад +80

      @Joe Mama Hopefully they’ll fix them not dropping any ball- I mean, hearts of the sea.

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 3 года назад +1

      *Your

    • @kmoney5647
      @kmoney5647 3 года назад +35

      @@ryler7 no, its "you're" guy.

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 3 года назад

      @@kmoney5647 *Your

    • @jamquick5298
      @jamquick5298 3 года назад +3

      But how do they reproduce is the question? A lot of things spawned at the start of the Earth.

  • @Afinef
    @Afinef 3 года назад +1291

    Sigmund Freud: THESE ARE ALL GIRLS

    • @That-diesel-guy
      @That-diesel-guy 3 года назад +86

      Go get more

    • @SillyMeause
      @SillyMeause 3 года назад +271

      WELL WHAT'S A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DIー

    • @mosterchife6045
      @mosterchife6045 3 года назад +41

      GO GET M O R E

    • @HippoBoiO
      @HippoBoiO 3 года назад +57

      This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this video
      Thanks for your hot and steamy loads of knowledge dripping down my neck and chest Sam

    • @nerdymelon21
      @nerdymelon21 3 года назад +7

      Sir i sincerely doubt that

  • @HannahZiad
    @HannahZiad 3 года назад +3262

    Till this day they cant find out how it happens and where are the eggs?
    But after years they found out they have balls ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 3 года назад +75

      Crucial questions come first

    • @spaceboy7041
      @spaceboy7041 3 года назад +39

      God created all animals in the world, only God has the answer to the things that not even scientist can figure out.

    • @Deadriser
      @Deadriser 3 года назад +241

      @@spaceboy7041 But does God know why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
      Now I'm just imaging God descending from heaven, with the chorus and trumpets and whatnot, only to say "EELS TOTALLY HAVE BALLS!" and slowly ascending right back into the clouds.

    • @spaceboy7041
      @spaceboy7041 3 года назад +11

      @@Deadriser he does cuz God is God and knows all lol otherwise there's no point of him being God

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 года назад +91

      @@spaceboy7041 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @astralsheepu7379
    @astralsheepu7379 2 года назад +368

    “Killer whales aren’t whales, they’re dolphins” is an oxymoron because technically dolphins are whales.

    • @unquestionableexistance8704
      @unquestionableexistance8704 2 года назад +3

      Sure I guess

    • @KiLLKiNDLY
      @KiLLKiNDLY 2 года назад +34

      @@unquestionableexistance8704 Dolphins are a subgroup of whales

    • @1wolsk
      @1wolsk 2 года назад +11

      You mean to say they're all cetaceans?

    • @KiLLKiNDLY
      @KiLLKiNDLY 2 года назад +16

      @@1wolsk Is that what I wrote? No I mean Dolphins are part of the sub group of toothed-whales

    • @1wolsk
      @1wolsk 2 года назад +4

      @@KiLLKiNDLY You are correct. I just thought that this would both agree with you and be less confusing for others 😊

  • @generalgrievous8648
    @generalgrievous8648 3 года назад +1844

    “If Nintendo has decided to turn Kirby into a horror franchise” this man doesn’t understand Kirby lore.

    • @nottechytutorials
      @nottechytutorials 3 года назад +141

      I went to search for Kirby to see what you meant and thought I'd mention the first result I was given was for a vacuum cleaner.

    • @corrupted3600
      @corrupted3600 3 года назад +110

      Yeah knowing that 90% of Kirby villains are recreations of the devil or evil it's self

    • @scmomcquad1007
      @scmomcquad1007 3 года назад +40

      Literal Eldridge deities that posses people

    • @blehh_mae
      @blehh_mae 3 года назад +56

      @@corrupted3600 the most recent canon one is literally the god of chaos and destruction too, not even joking that is literally what it is, not an exaggeration or anything

    • @MonaGC.
      @MonaGC. 3 года назад +12

      @@blehh_mae damn. He kills lord beerus

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 года назад +2109

    The real question is, why are you trying to look at an eels balls

  • @qqqalo
    @qqqalo 3 года назад +403

    When two eels love each other very much they ask God for a baby, then a baby eel is brought down from the heaven by a stork.

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 3 года назад +12

      Maybe seagulls are some sort of delivery service.

    • @sardonicus1739
      @sardonicus1739 3 года назад +9

      @Boogiie Montana Wrong. By the same logic flying humans would be what deliver human babies. But they don't. Storks manufacturer and deliver the baby. Storks clearly have some weird monopoly on baby delivery services. Therefore flying fish wouldn't make baby for fish. I rest my case.

    • @shiezer682
      @shiezer682 3 года назад +5

      They also have to submit an application form with their income, status and background both to God, and the stork messengers before doing so.

    • @kylegrey8266
      @kylegrey8266 3 года назад +1

      This is literally the same thing my parents told me when I asked them “where do babies come from?” Then I got a girlfriend in 1st grade and said “let’s ask god for a baby so the storks can bring to us” she agreed and when it didn’t work I told my mom and she said “only adults can have babies”. However, i knew that teens could have babies and then I decided to look it up cause I knew she was lying. That’s how I learned the birds and the bees.

    • @agentpotater4943
      @agentpotater4943 3 года назад

      Seems legit

  • @Ms.Alvarez42
    @Ms.Alvarez42 3 года назад +17

    This is such a great video. I used it in my High School Biology class to discuss scientific process and reinforce the scientific method. My students had a blast!

  • @glowinthedarkshark9396
    @glowinthedarkshark9396 3 года назад +473

    Im kind of irritated to say that he forgot to include the fact that the eels spawn IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Sargasso sea sure, but the bermuda is already anomalous enough, appearently it houses anomelous fish too.

    • @danielstandford4930
      @danielstandford4930 3 года назад +46

      I hate the fact that this is a sentence that makes sense even without video games existing. Everytime i read this I feel like its wrong and some tier zoo shit

    • @blackgold2589
      @blackgold2589 3 года назад +31

      Actually that’s a myth, there is nothing weird about the Bermuda Triangle and many of its supposed famous crashes don’t even occur in the Bermuda Triangle, merely passing through it

    • @danielstandford4930
      @danielstandford4930 3 года назад +45

      @@blackgold2589 well, yeah. Thats the weird stuff. We know why it happens to a degree and obviously we know its not paranormal. Its just because the areas winds and oceans are obviously like a giant whirlpool so it causes some weird unpredictable things to happen. In the 1880s when it was first was introduced as a mainstream and well known phenomenon, they didnt have any tools to know any of the features of the land. Even back to when Christopher Columbus was around he had to sail through the triangle. He recounted having seen an intense flame and light crash into the oceans which we think might of been a very coincidental meteor. Also, pretty notably, the triangles north and south magnetic fields line up evenly which causes compasses not to work.

    • @stonksboi69
      @stonksboi69 3 года назад

      WHAT THE F-

    • @TheRealestKushSmoker420
      @TheRealestKushSmoker420 3 года назад

      @@stonksboi69 stfu

  • @burnerjack01
    @burnerjack01 3 года назад +456

    Eels reproduce in the dark. Like every other "less than beautiful" out there.

    • @MrPotato-
      @MrPotato- 3 года назад +13

      Tf is that pfp

    • @sonsofkojimarip
      @sonsofkojimarip 3 года назад +23

      @@MrPotato- don't you know that's how zebras are made?

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 года назад +10

      @@MrPotato- Political statement.

    • @soltrice
      @soltrice 3 года назад +2

      @@MrPotato- why u judgin man

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 3 года назад +3

      @@MrPotato- Horsephant

  • @DavidNasr
    @DavidNasr 3 года назад +333

    man your scripts are so well written. Formal yet non-formal, serious yet comedic, exciting and mysterious, etc.

  • @TheRealTaco
    @TheRealTaco 2 года назад +74

    You're telling me, no scientist has ever tagged an eel with gps and watched them move to their reproduction grounds?

    • @iamapandacorn1465
      @iamapandacorn1465 2 года назад +5

      Expensive probably

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 2 года назад +11

      @@iamapandacorn1465 ok but still

    • @skaty1527
      @skaty1527 2 года назад +5

      @@dieZauberfloete unside of them

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 2 года назад +5

      @@dieZauberfloete just like have a scientific group specialized in studying eels

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 2 года назад

      @@dieZauberfloete idk put them in a gigsnt aquarium and watch them

  • @Project_EG2
    @Project_EG2 3 года назад +300

    Moral of the story: it’s none of our business

  • @scottjackson1420
    @scottjackson1420 3 года назад +684

    "Sexual eeling."
    You are one funny guy. No kidding.

    • @Twak08
      @Twak08 3 года назад +22

      Like a hentai but with one tentacle

    • @panikk2245
      @panikk2245 3 года назад +19

      @My Account so are you, but hey nobody wants you to feel bad

    • @hey12yearsago21
      @hey12yearsago21 3 года назад +3

      My Account w h a t

    • @CameronBrtnik
      @CameronBrtnik 3 года назад

      *No squid ink

    • @panikk2245
      @panikk2245 3 года назад +6

      @My Account at least get my name right

  • @darwindark2561
    @darwindark2561 3 года назад +596

    Me: I’m gonna get school work done today
    Me at 3 am: *watching a video on how eels reproduce*

  • @StarKatGaming
    @StarKatGaming 2 года назад +6

    I can’t hear the Freud story without thinking of a certain Sam O’Nella clip

  • @LBdreamin
    @LBdreamin 3 года назад +973

    Everyone’s asking: Where are the eel’s balls?
    But no one is asking: How are the eel’s balls?

  • @dogsareawesome9197
    @dogsareawesome9197 3 года назад +268

    Person: *decapitates eel*
    Eel: Oh No! Anyway...

  • @LookItsSani
    @LookItsSani 3 года назад +307

    "yall where do eels come from tho"
    "idk they're dying shark's tongues maybe"
    "yea seems right"

    • @suviram.1901
      @suviram.1901 3 года назад

      didn't need to comment it twice 🤣

    • @LookItsSani
      @LookItsSani 3 года назад

      @@suviram.1901 I didn't notice it sent twice lol thanks for pointing it out

    • @suviram.1901
      @suviram.1901 3 года назад

      @@LookItsSani 😂👌its ok

  • @UnkleGaga
    @UnkleGaga 3 года назад +24

    I’ll always find it strange that I’m absolutely terrified of snakes (I can’t even see a picture of one without freaking out) but eels don’t bother me at all. In fact, I’ve had eel a few times at a sushi restaurant.

  • @8-ball350
    @8-ball350 3 года назад +443

    Alternate title: *noodle fish might have been genetically castrated for no apparent reason*

    • @pancakesbf2704
      @pancakesbf2704 3 года назад +14

      There is a reason: They’re good Christians

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 года назад +2

      @@pancakesbf2704 They are God's true chosen people!

    • @joshwilson7722
      @joshwilson7722 3 года назад

      @@ThexDynastxQueen oy vey!

  • @snowydeagles15
    @snowydeagles15 3 года назад +331

    i love this man's never ending creativity and unrivaled storytelling skills never cease to amaze me

    • @a_real_jive_turkey7772
      @a_real_jive_turkey7772 3 года назад +4

      Unrivaled? Have you never seen simon Whistler? Hes got several channels. Today I found out, top tenz, mega projects, side projects, casual criminalist, and business blaze....and others. He has to be pretty decent at it to have that many successful channels

    • @Grace.allovertheplace
      @Grace.allovertheplace 3 года назад

      Same❤️

    • @AustinRoberts88
      @AustinRoberts88 3 года назад +1

      Right? Like how does he come up with so much information and then put it into an interesting video?! And so many so quickly lol

    • @a_real_jive_turkey7772
      @a_real_jive_turkey7772 3 года назад +4

      @@AustinRoberts88 people work for him

    • @robertbrindley8948
      @robertbrindley8948 3 года назад

      I know right this guy is great

  • @Average_Josh
    @Average_Josh 3 года назад +466

    Too late, that eel is already in heart. Such a cute little guy.

    • @anugy1195
      @anugy1195 3 года назад +5

      Eels aren’t cute

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 3 года назад +4

      @@anugy1195 Haha true that, especially the large ones.

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 3 года назад +2

      @@anugy1195 As long as I'm behind a screen and not with it in the water they're pretty interesting

    • @anugy1195
      @anugy1195 3 года назад

      @@TimDaOne interesting, but not cute at all lmao

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 3 года назад +1

      @@anugy1195 As a guy with not a lot of emotions I really don't know whether something is cute but every animal is inspiring to me.

  • @minisnakali
    @minisnakali 2 года назад +3

    After having watched everything I'm left with three thoughts
    1 Eels are basically Pokemons
    2 Freud probably learned psychology to try save his mind after the eels traumatized the poor man
    3 Eels unknowingly tortured multiple men of science and really brought out the crazy obsessiveness of humans
    I'm a little impressed I wasn't expecting RUclips to recommend this to me but now I have new knowledge I never knew I wanted but now find absolutely hilarious

  • @Dax888
    @Dax888 3 года назад +146

    He’s cracked the algorithm. Everybody Is searching for the Sam O’nella video that got removed and finds this

    • @Heavycorp17
      @Heavycorp17 3 года назад +7

      What ever happened to Sam? I loved his page tbh

    • @reece4263
      @reece4263 3 года назад +4

      @@Heavycorp17 he’s been taking a break for college and shit

    • @Heavycorp17
      @Heavycorp17 3 года назад +2

      @@reece4263 makes sense

    • @ohno1914
      @ohno1914 3 года назад +3

      @@Heavycorp17 oh and he said the n word

    • @Heavycorp17
      @Heavycorp17 3 года назад +1

      @@ohno1914 oof, He dropped the hard R and got canceled? Yikes

  • @thomasbermea347
    @thomasbermea347 3 года назад +147

    When an eel has a maw with a pharingeal jaw, that's a moray!
    When you live in a reef and have two sets of teeth, that's a moray!
    When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray!

    • @martisole6249
      @martisole6249 3 года назад +2

      cool beat bro

    • @BlazedBarbie
      @BlazedBarbie 3 года назад +5

      I instinctively read this to the beat of “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” 😂

    • @thomasbermea347
      @thomasbermea347 3 года назад +1

      @@BlazedBarbie lmao 🤣

    • @JimJimmieson
      @JimJimmieson 3 года назад +8

      @@BlazedBarbie it's supposed to be to the tune of "that's amore" smh

    • @archaicbeatz8391
      @archaicbeatz8391 3 года назад

      Well played bro, acc took me a minute to get it 😂

  • @l0rd_of_hollows681
    @l0rd_of_hollows681 3 года назад +499

    Nobody:
    Eels: This isn't even my final form

    • @Hunter-pb4zw
      @Hunter-pb4zw 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @anthonyacuna5507
      @anthonyacuna5507 3 года назад +11

      They eventually turn into dragons if they live long enough.

    • @anousenic
      @anousenic 3 года назад +8

      @@anthonyacuna5507 with massive balls. probably.

    • @bruh1214
      @bruh1214 3 года назад +1

      @@anthonyacuna5507 sadly global warming has stopped that 😢 if we cared for the environment eels would make it to their final form, we'll never get to see an eel in its final form unfortunately

    • @alduintheworldeater1594
      @alduintheworldeater1594 3 года назад +1

      @@bruh1214 😭

  • @meluckycharms111
    @meluckycharms111 2 года назад +5

    I just learned so much from this. First off, the word “idiomatic.” But then all this stuff about eels, I had no idea they were so interesting!

  • @garymcwilliams2001
    @garymcwilliams2001 3 года назад +595

    Thoughty 2 has the weirdest yet most intriguing titles 😂😂

    • @lukeparks461
      @lukeparks461 3 года назад +8

      4 hours ago?

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH 3 года назад +15

      @@lukeparks461 early access.

    • @itsNullify
      @itsNullify 3 года назад +1

      so true...

    • @qtclone
      @qtclone 3 года назад

      beta?

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH 3 года назад +1

      @@qtclone if You’re a member you can sometimes watch videos before others.

  • @djchameleon6582
    @djchameleon6582 3 года назад +198

    It's funny that sam O'Nella joke was actually kind of accurate

    • @bonercityboys3058
      @bonercityboys3058 3 года назад

      What?

    • @JustTryHard_Juth
      @JustTryHard_Juth 3 года назад +13

      THESE ARE ALL GIRLS

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive 3 года назад +15

      I mean, that joke was obviously researched. Sam wouldn’t put it in the vid unless it had some basis in history

    • @emperorza5777
      @emperorza5777 3 года назад +1

      @@Fox_Olive Exactly

    • @aleccooper9350
      @aleccooper9350 3 года назад +13

      “THESE ARE ALL GIRLS” “sir I-“ “GO GET MORE” “Mr.froyd I highly doub-“ WHATS A NI*** GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK”

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 3 года назад +125

    3:30 Not that dumb of an idea when you keep seeing eels pop out of previously dry mud after fresh rain, since, you know... they _hybernate in it_ .

  • @jordanolsen879
    @jordanolsen879 2 года назад +5

    This episode was just pure comedy gold… don’t know if it’s your script or your delivery or the accent… but good job… loved it.

  • @Skyrimlizard
    @Skyrimlizard 3 года назад +169

    Those ancient “scientists” really had scary accurate theories or just bat shit crazy things

    • @vyl4650
      @vyl4650 3 года назад +20

      the difference between an old crazy guy and the "founding father of modern science" is just if people remember the shit you were right on or your other... usually more entertaining ideas

    • @VaanOtacon
      @VaanOtacon 3 года назад +3

      I imagine those are just the theories that stand the test of time. The shit that was almost a magically correct educated guess, and the ideas so dumb that mellinia later we are still giving them shit for it.

  • @joshroberts5540
    @joshroberts5540 3 года назад +288

    When “How is babby formed?” Becomes a legitimate brain stumper...

    • @donwald3436
      @donwald3436 3 года назад +9

      How girl get pragnent?

    • @tind33p
      @tind33p 3 года назад +4

      @@donwald3436 "They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back?

    • @Solace6428
      @Solace6428 3 года назад +3

      This thread gave me a stroke

    • @garorade
      @garorade 3 года назад +2

      Babs prgant

    • @breezytortila9000
      @breezytortila9000 3 года назад

      B a b b y

  • @ZENMASTERME1
    @ZENMASTERME1 3 года назад +211

    When Aaron was born, his mother said, “oh what a treasure.” And his dad said, “yeah let’s go outside and bury it.”

    • @AndreaDingbatt
      @AndreaDingbatt 3 года назад +9

      @Zenmasterme Thats what My Dad says about Me!! (True!) :)X

    • @anothermouth7077
      @anothermouth7077 3 года назад +3

      🤣 I'm gonna use this (I hope it's a joke)

    • @scottyd2262
      @scottyd2262 3 года назад

      @@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Sorry to hear that...

    • @anothermouth7077
      @anothermouth7077 3 года назад

      @Gernot Schrader yeah I hope same

    • @AndreaDingbatt
      @AndreaDingbatt 3 года назад

      @Gernot Schrader The Whole joke was one of his favourites!!
      So,Both,what a treasure & lets bury it!! X

  • @cecillewolters1995
    @cecillewolters1995 2 года назад +17

    What if the baby eels leave empty eggs around, that can be recycled when comes into contact with some adult eel parts?
    Kinda like jellyfish do, just a tad more complicated.
    How do the males know how and when to spread said adult stuff? Maybe similar on how frogs can navigate to their birthplace.

  • @debombibandebumbo6986
    @debombibandebumbo6986 3 года назад +451

    "how tf do eels reproduce?"
    - Sun Tzu

  • @courtflakes9242
    @courtflakes9242 3 года назад +201

    So it’s like the case with dinosaurs. Many “species” turned out to be the same species, just at younger or older phases of development.

    • @orlandoexistant4339
      @orlandoexistant4339 3 года назад +24

      @@user-og9nl5mt1b LMAO simp

    • @korosukanji5398
      @korosukanji5398 3 года назад +2

      @@user-og9nl5mt1b bro is down horrendous

    • @doorstopper674
      @doorstopper674 3 года назад +1

      @@user-og9nl5mt1b S to the i to the m to the p
      SIMP

    • @JustNuggie
      @JustNuggie 3 года назад +2

      @@user-og9nl5mt1b simppp! i'll give you the credit for not hiding it though

    • @Cirbii
      @Cirbii 3 года назад +1

      @@korosukanji5398 down abysmally

  • @raychuuu
    @raychuuu 3 года назад +72

    It’s not that nobody knows, just the people who do are so horrified that they can never talk about it to anyone

    • @infinitedeath1384
      @infinitedeath1384 3 года назад +3

      I guess you could say they were Scaroused. Scared and aroused from looking at eel genitals. You know.. someone would have an odd kink for eels...

    • @Lemme-sniff-ya
      @Lemme-sniff-ya 3 года назад

      I can, its the slime.

    • @BenjaminOommen
      @BenjaminOommen 3 года назад +1

      @English person sit this one down. Your kind thought eels came from a horses tail

    • @BenjaminOommen
      @BenjaminOommen 3 года назад +2

      @English person nah I was just messing around. I'm not american and the gag was after your username.

    • @advancedhumanacademy3426
      @advancedhumanacademy3426 3 года назад

      @English person the point of the video is that eels still are largely a mystery, and that exactly how they reproduce still hasn't been documented.
      they don't know how they are migrating either at such young hatchlings.
      They just know, that they do actually have balls that develop once they migrate back to the seagarssa ocean, and once they live that specific area, their balls glands dissapear again.. thats why, if you want to find an eel with balls, you have to go to the seagarssa ocean. we don't know how they mate, the habits and behavior of them, their reproductive lifecycles down to a specific, theirs more work to be done to understand the eels.

  • @valdemar91
    @valdemar91 2 года назад +2

    Love how the woman at 9:00 drops the chalk, and continues as if nothing happened.

  • @grimherrera4701
    @grimherrera4701 3 года назад +68

    Shark:*has eel in heart* well wtf am i gonna do now i don't have insurance

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 3 года назад +240

    "As it turns out, they are only visible during mating season"

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 3 года назад +19

      If only that were true for humans

    • @thenigerianprince7017
      @thenigerianprince7017 3 года назад +28

      @@sumvs5992 When you get hit in the balls when it's not the matting seosen:
      Ha, I'm 4 paralel universes ahead of you

    • @anulfolantigua6291
      @anulfolantigua6291 3 года назад +10

      @Jane The Creator Thank Feminist for that

    • @leeyam2520
      @leeyam2520 3 года назад +1

      @@anulfolantigua6291 what?

    • @fergin4979
      @fergin4979 3 года назад +1

      @@anulfolantigua6291 lol sorry you suck at talking to girls. Not their fault, its yours. If a girl you arent interested in flirts with you, you have the right to say no, why dont women? Get therapy you cant habdle your problems effectively

  • @johndoughty5160
    @johndoughty5160 3 года назад +58

    I'm thinking parent eels mate somewhere close to shore and the eggs, much like the trash in the atlantic, get swept up in ocean currents, end up in the Sargasso, where the eels hatch. This gives explanation to the absurd distance of that 2 way trip and how nobody has seen adult eels in the sargasso

  • @murilopereira7186
    @murilopereira7186 2 года назад +4

    Sam O'Nella found out how they do it and they got him. That's why he is missing for so long

  • @xdoxgoon7616
    @xdoxgoon7616 3 года назад +132

    “Satan is not a pogostick” just popped in my head

    • @direwolfy1470
      @direwolfy1470 3 года назад

      He used his pogo to stick it into mud to create eels😈

    • @illusionfate
      @illusionfate 3 года назад

      can't believe that guy genuinely thought snakes moved by coiling themselves like springs

    • @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA
      @UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 3 года назад

      Satan Poggers

  • @M_Alexander
    @M_Alexander 3 года назад +187

    The thing about "killer whales aren't whales, they're dolphins" is that dolphins are arbitrarily categorized toothed whales. One species of dolphin isn't necessarily more closely related to another dolphin than it is to, say, a porpoise or a pilot whale

    • @rhonafenwick5643
      @rhonafenwick5643 2 года назад +8

      Absolutely. If you take the cladistic approach all the way to its logical conclusion, then mammals are also technically fish. Cladistics is great for classification and evolutionary research, but when it comes to common-language terms like "bird" and "whale" and "fish", maybe we should just let them be defined by common usage rather than trying to science them up after the fact. Botanists seem quite happy to let lay people call strawberries, blackberries and mulberries "berries" without getting all pedantic about how none of those are berries in the botanical sense whereas tomatoes, bananas, and watermelons are.
      (Also, you never hear anybody grizzling that starfish and jellyfish aren't really fish. Which further demonstrates how arbitrary these arguments usually are.)

    • @M_Alexander
      @M_Alexander 2 года назад +2

      @@rhonafenwick5643 life is very messy and doesn't like to fit nearly into the limitations of our language

    • @neondennon
      @neondennon 2 года назад

      Maybe the difference is more like beaks are on birds

    • @M_Alexander
      @M_Alexander 2 года назад

      @@neondennon nah because all birds share a specific common ancestor that nothing else shares.
      Dolphins don't have one common ancestor that isn't shared by things like beluga whales, porpoises, narwhals.
      There's an evolutionary branch of "toothed whales except for the sperm whale" and dolphins are spread throughout the branch

  • @lllzooklll
    @lllzooklll 3 года назад +148

    100% convinced that thoughty2 came up with "sexual eeling" and then just built a video around that

  • @couplestherapyforsingles6120
    @couplestherapyforsingles6120 3 года назад +2

    It's crap like this that makes is halarious that people think we went to the moon and we live stream in real time from Mars when I can't even get cell service in North Carolina.

  • @Kixtia013
    @Kixtia013 3 года назад +166

    “Which neatly explained why poor old sigmund had never stumbled across so much as a sniff of a testicle “
    This is too good out of context.

  • @biggybrown1259
    @biggybrown1259 3 года назад +85

    Sam O'Nella's removed Freud Facts video is what made me click this so fast.
    "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!"

    • @franciscorui
      @franciscorui 3 года назад +17

      "What's a nigga gotta do ..."

    • @yarlodek5842
      @yarlodek5842 3 года назад +6

      @Blue Imp GO GET MORE

    • @ayrem
      @ayrem 3 года назад +2

      Honestly same i miss Sam O’Nella

    • @Mcchicktospice
      @Mcchicktospice 3 года назад +1

      @@franciscorui "to get some eel DI- "

    • @franciscorui
      @franciscorui 3 года назад +1

      @@ayrem "-CK!"

  • @Laksur_
    @Laksur_ 3 года назад +125

    "nobody has every seen eels breed"
    ALRIGHTY BRING IN DAVID ATTENBROUGH

    • @NotAMuse
      @NotAMuse 3 года назад +2

      I love David Attenborough!

  • @raymartinez3826
    @raymartinez3826 3 года назад +10

    Lyle takes me to some odd but interesting places

  • @ambralemon
    @ambralemon 3 года назад +41

    Sam O Nella got me interested into this incredibly introspective life question

  • @JohnJ469
    @JohnJ469 3 года назад +62

    When an eel lunges out
    And bites off your snout
    That's a Moray.....

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +3

      My marine bio college lab had a MASSIVE tank that contained a moray. His name?
      Atsa.

    • @valobrien9596
      @valobrien9596 3 года назад

      JohnJ469, I will never hear that song in quite the same way again! 😁

    • @jonriordan649
      @jonriordan649 3 года назад +3

      What is green and has teeth and lives in the sea, that's a morray

    • @keefsmiff
      @keefsmiff 3 года назад +5

      When an Eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die that's a moray

  • @jasoncoffee
    @jasoncoffee 3 года назад +453

    I’m confused, he said the debate about reproductive organs “had been put to bed” but doesn’t give an example of someone seeing or discovering them… did I miss something?

    • @jasoncoffee
      @jasoncoffee 3 года назад +24

      I understand that it makes sense with what we know but that’s not objective evidence.

    • @dawndishsoap3398
      @dawndishsoap3398 3 года назад +41

      @@jasoncoffee I can't actually seem to find any information on who observed it or when the development was witnessed at all. My information gathering skills probably aren't the greatest but I can find into on everything eel related we know and when we learned it, everything other than who and when all i can get is that "it happened". Bit odd indeed.

    • @Ponitalee
      @Ponitalee 3 года назад +11

      Eels "create and destroy" their reproductive systems based on environment so when not near a mate they are unlikely to have those characteristics

    • @nombre1248
      @nombre1248 3 года назад

      @@Ponitalee for what

    • @baserv3849
      @baserv3849 3 года назад +5

      @@Ponitalee how do you know if we havent seen them?

  • @ale_vidal234
    @ale_vidal234 2 года назад +1

    2 questions:
    1. why has this video appeared as a suggestion?
    2. why hasn't this video appeared as a suggestion earlier???

  • @glennchartrand5411
    @glennchartrand5411 3 года назад +86

    Can you imagine the awkward dinner conversations during the 1800's ?
    "So Jenny tells me you're a Research Biologist."
    "Uh, yes."
    "So what are you researching?"

  • @elijahdennings913
    @elijahdennings913 3 года назад +92

    Yo I literally thought he was saying “42 here” for the longest time lmao

    • @jacoballred7715
      @jacoballred7715 3 года назад +6

      He does sometimes, it's a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference as in "the answer to the meaning of life and everything"

    • @MatameVideos
      @MatameVideos 3 года назад +4

      @@jacoballred7715 And it is the right answer. Everyone thinks it doesn't make sense, but if you figure out the question (Pretty easy trough subtext) you'll find it all comes together, it changed my life for the better.

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 3 года назад

      @@MatameVideos what’s the question

    • @tylerellis1027
      @tylerellis1027 3 года назад +1

      @@joelle4226 In the book they come across a super computer. The computer asks them what the meaning of life is. The answer was 42. It comes across as funny especially in the film. Its also kind of a clever way to refer to knowledge.

  • @WhiteNegative
    @WhiteNegative 3 года назад +34

    The way I see it is, everytime a human has a nightmare an eel of some kind comes slithering out of a random crevice in the ocean

  • @Artifying
    @Artifying 2 года назад

    This is such a great example of why grouping animals based on morphological characteristics is inadequate for phylogenetic organization.

  • @hashtag415
    @hashtag415 3 года назад +221

    I smelled mothballs once.
    Took forever to get his little legs apart.

    • @PurplLunaR
      @PurplLunaR 3 года назад +21

      ་་་

    • @joebarnes100
      @joebarnes100 3 года назад +21

      Lol that made me chuckle.

    • @AndreaDingbatt
      @AndreaDingbatt 3 года назад +6

      1st Prize for Best & most Hilarious comment!!
      I Thank You-But my Kidneys do Not!*Oucha!-Kidney Stones!*
      :)X

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 года назад +11

      Those hollywood parties man

    • @AndreaDingbatt
      @AndreaDingbatt 3 года назад +2

      @@LTPottenger :)X They DO get a little Lively!!

  • @An_Entire_Lime
    @An_Entire_Lime 3 года назад +175

    "if kirby was a horror franchise"
    kirby fans: Well yes, but actually no

    • @twistedmyth5860
      @twistedmyth5860 3 года назад +3

      I'm pretty sure the only it's not is because it's incredibly colorful round art style. Like Kirby EATS their foes! That's something out of a horror series.

    • @Nick-kh5xs
      @Nick-kh5xs 3 года назад +5

      @@twistedmyth5860 I mean, Kirby lore is essentially him killing gods just because he feels like it

    • @j4cky.w4cky
      @j4cky.w4cky 2 года назад +1

      Kirby lore is a horror story in itself without any context

  • @SigmaLegend69
    @SigmaLegend69 3 года назад +52

    because its "Shockingly Electrifying", to the point were, nobody wants to see it, may cause blindness from the electric current

  • @rafin060
    @rafin060 3 года назад +4

    Lyle wasn't lying after all

  • @ethantsai8261
    @ethantsai8261 3 года назад +22

    Honestly, they have found their way a little closer to my heart, this video has given me a new appreciation for this animal.

  • @4louisMC
    @4louisMC 3 года назад +21

    15:39 "Balls not to scale"
    That killed me. Why is that the thing that made me laugh?

  • @jacobvanleeuwen1844
    @jacobvanleeuwen1844 3 года назад +279

    h

    • @ethan4209
      @ethan4209 3 года назад +3

      they must be running out of ideas lmao

    • @philgreen736
      @philgreen736 3 года назад +15

      It’s “why nobody knows how eels reproduce” now

    • @iamsearchingforthefiletmignon
      @iamsearchingforthefiletmignon 3 года назад +1

      @@philgreen736 😂

    • @guillermog.o7057
      @guillermog.o7057 3 года назад +6

      Yep, my notification reads:
      Thoughty2 subió _Why Nobody Has Ever Seen an Eel's Balls_
      *hace 18 minutos*
      Now it has changed to _Why nobody Knows How Eels Reproduce_

    • @ilovemarvel1761
      @ilovemarvel1761 3 года назад +2

      Yeah only early gang will know, I was hoping to comment what the of title was but you got to it first 😤 jkjk 😂

  • @MarcStollmeyer
    @MarcStollmeyer 2 года назад +7

    I love how many of the greatest minds of history tackled this question and yet not one of them thought “hey maybe I should capture one and just observe it”.

    • @aarniichan3508
      @aarniichan3508 2 года назад +1

      You really think no one has tried that yet? Haha

  • @stonedmalone8449
    @stonedmalone8449 3 года назад +142

    Fish: " hey mr. Moray i bet you wont go taste the hook"
    Mr. Moray: "what makes you think i wont!"
    Fish: "because you have no balls!!!!"
    *rest of the school laughs*

  • @arthurgeorge5474
    @arthurgeorge5474 3 года назад +59

    Scientist: eels don't have balls
    Me: and why is that
    Scientist: because we couldn't find any?
    Me: than.. Search Harduh!

  • @Raivon
    @Raivon 3 года назад +73

    WHEN YOU'RE DIVING AT NIGHT, AND YOUR FEET FEEL THE BITE,
    *_THAT'S A MOOORAAAAAAAY_*

    • @Matthew-ut6ed
      @Matthew-ut6ed 3 года назад +12

      WHAT'S THAT THING IN THE REEF WITH THE SHARP POINTY TEETH?
      THAT'S A MOOORAAAAAAAY...

    • @donovanchilton5817
      @donovanchilton5817 3 года назад +7

      When the jaws open wide and there's more jaws inside-
      THAT'S A MOOORAAAAY

    • @SgtSupaman
      @SgtSupaman 3 года назад +10

      If their balls can't be found, they must come from the ground,
      That's a moooraaaaaaay!

    • @dumbassesanonymous
      @dumbassesanonymous 3 года назад +1

      When an eel bites you thigh and you bleed out and die
      THATS A MOOORAAAAAAAY

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 3 года назад

      bells

  • @DPelicanGaming
    @DPelicanGaming Год назад +1

    I can relate to the letter. When u do the same task for many hours that is what happens. I've experienced it cutting open scallops

  • @meph1570
    @meph1570 3 года назад +27

    "hey.." **shows a stack of hay**
    i really enjoy this kind of split-second humor

  • @mtndogrally
    @mtndogrally 3 года назад +23

    Most of the attributes you describe, also describe Xenomorphs. So, watch out for face huggers.

  • @craigdaubbeats-rapinstrume9185
    @craigdaubbeats-rapinstrume9185 3 года назад +143

    That had to have been one hell of a coke binge Freud was on. 🤣

    • @charlieward7606
      @charlieward7606 3 года назад +9

      they they didnt mention he disected all 400 in one night and mostly with his teeth 🤣

    • @kushylad440
      @kushylad440 3 года назад +8

      @@charlieward7606 he did WHAT

  • @biggestsigh
    @biggestsigh 2 года назад +2

    I was today years old when I first realized that he's introducing himself as "Thoughty2" and not "fourty-two"