Weekend Update: Trump Leaves the Hospital - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Trump claiming he survived COVID-19.
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"It kind of feels like when there's a car crash and the only survivor is the drunk driver."
EXACTLY.
That was a great line😂
probably the best line of the segment
It's so incredibly spot on.
Not only is Drumpf the sole survivor, he also left the scene with barely a scratch. Also, he wasn’t drunk when the crash occurrred...he was tweeting while driving and downed a bottle of vodka afterwards
I'm surprised it didn't get more laughs, it was actually brilliant
That drunk driving metaphor is honestly really great..
Revolution don't need permission
I waited a second and then I crack. 🤣🤣
@@datguitarplayer1656 I'm really sorry man, I hope you nothing but healing
Grrrrrrreaaat
@@datguitarplayer1656 Even if that's true the butt of the joke is the drunk driver who didn't deserve to live. Debbie downer
They’re just letting Che say whatever he wants and I love it.
Absolutely!!! Me too!! That what I like about Trump too. He just says whatever he wants. Like Che no filter. Doesn’t care what “the other side” thinks. Freedom of speech!!! If it wasn’t for the FIRST Amendment SNL would not exist! Unfortunately, Che sucks!!! Wish what he said was funny and not just what he thinks.
Good Karma Yep, like how you put it!
Good Karma wow that post was quite the emotional ride
I mean, this shit Norm McDonald got away with wasn’t exactly PC either lol.
I'm sooooo glad !!!! And loved the call out of the the baby juice in the end!!!!
at this point the jokes are writing themselves
Hey, it makes their jobs easier.
They been for the past 4 years
Unfortunately ... the jokes aren’t funny!! And really ... isn’t that the most important part of a joke?
What jokes?
They have been for 4 years now.... T,T
Che: "I bet even God was like 'eh we tried guys'" 🤣
It’s like watching someone smoke through the hole in their *neck.*
Thats a very apt description for 2020 if Ive ever heard it
I have seen that!
@@susanrsmith3701 I seen that when I was a kid, about 30 years ago. I'll never forget it.
Fantastic joke
Like in Dead Again
spot on joke about the "only survivor is the drunk driver".
Perfect analogy.
That's the most accurate way I've heard Trump's COVID diagnosis described.
lol ruclips.net/video/eKKddbALcmw/видео.html
Michael really hit the nail on the head with the drunk driver joke
Michael Che...thank you... you're just saying what we are all thinking! 👍
To bad trump wasn't going just a little bit faster when he drove his body car into the covid tree.
Pretty much they just took him into the shop, banged some dents out, flushed the radiator and intakes, threw some nitro into the gas and called it good.
"see! look, I'm driving better then ever!" even as you notice one of the panels is an entirely different color,
and the carfax report says "dude, you don't EVEN wanna know where this thing has been"
“You’re getting covid!....And you’re getting covid!” 😂😂😂😂
👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾💀
The Bodega Boys Desus and Mero was first with Oprah reference.
They were so exited when he was handing out the Covid😅
its funny how Trump, a man whos said hes anti abortion and "pro-life" was completely fine with accepting stem cell treatment....
It's not part of the drug he took,LIBTARD,DO YOUR RESEARCH.
He's not anti abortion or pro life. He only says that now to con his cult members
@@birdhead73 Trump had paid for more abortions...so of course the conservatives love him. The very essence of hippocracy.
What's wrong with being against abortions?! and what does stem cells have to do with it?
Nobody believes that Trump is pro-life or has any religious values whatsoever. GOP pretends he does as it fits their agenda for now (just get the majority in SCOTUS by all means necessary. Too bad Dems will just add more seats after they sweep the election)
“This week was mental illness week and trust me..we’re aware.”
🤣
The drunk driver survived: An American Horror Story
Wow SNL really isn’t pulling back this episode
ye ruclips.net/video/eKKddbALcmw/видео.html
"C'mon look at him he's an evil Oprah." lmfao
I'd laugh, but it was in MY state!
Lmao that’s the best joke
Who are these Europeans that want Trump to lose? - Jesuit influenced people, friends of the European Vatican City Bank, that's who they are. They want Joe Biden the Jesuit because he's one of their school. Don't listen to them, try vintage Audio instead, see link sfmkm.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_23.html
@A Cool Million Trump supporters are getting exactly what they wanted. If they all die off, it might be the best thing to come out of all this
@@keplermission4947 GTFO troll/bot
"You're getting Covid, you're getting Covid, you're getting Covid, and look under your seats--it's a ventilator!" LOL
I absolutely love how dark this whole thing is. My kind of humor. 😂🤣
Watch some British shows like Have I Got News For You, Mock the Week, The Last Leg, Spittibg Image, Not the 9 O'clock News, ect. They go much harder.
@@rsmith6366 well I mean this is America so they definitely have to be more cautious
@@katiecarrot31 Of what? Put it on at 11pm on that one 'out there' channel and those that want to will come. Not being able to attack the government through political satire for fear of being sidelined is road to a fascist state 101. The best comedy always comes from the darkest times; that's why the 80s (Thatcher's Government) is a golden time of comedy in Britain.
Lol this week’s show was definitely way better than last week’s.
Yeah. The lack of crowd laughter really made this episode better. This show is in the toilet with all this liberal bullshit. I love it
916mw is being liberal a bad thing let me ask you??
@@916mw Its doing a great job triggering all you right wing trolls by the looks of all the hate comments.
@@melvinsmith9696 being a liberal is an inherently bad thing because it means you support capitalism; a flawed and oppresive system
I feel like it’s a step up. They just get better and better.
I guess a combo of steroids and cocaine would make anyone feel invincible, at least until they crash.
I think it's probably some kind of ADHD medication, Jr wont tell him where the good stuff is.
@motown 313 He was pictured with UK Sudafed day and night relief which is not over the counter. It contains Paracetamol, Caffeine, and Phenylephrine. It is not the stuff used to make illegal drugs, that would be Psuedophedrine. Also, UK Sudafed (of any type) is not stronger than in the US. It just has a different packaging. If it was that strong you wouldn't be able to get it without a prescription.
Wait till he's off steroids. Makes u feel powerful, invigorated. The underlying disease will take his old ass for sure
@AIFAHRA HORGGHRO You don't need to have a perscription for day and night. It's over the counter like lice cream. It is not a dangerous or especially potent drug. It's just stronger than simply taking an aspirin. If you say you're going abroad you could get 3 packs.
Lmfao the delivery of "Trust me...we're aware." is one of my favorite Colin jokes
Michael Che wins again.
Yes he does. Big paycheck for being a comedian who is not funny!! It’s like being Billie Eilish and not being able to write or sing!!
@@dstfil second siting of the same proud boy lol.
Good Karma why are you so adamant about him not being funny? A lot of people disagree. There is no need to comment all of these things about him...
@@alexstoeckel5720 to be fair, his comment doesn't even make sense
LOL ... Jacob really??? LOL I’m a racist because I don’t think Michael Che is funny?? So that’s where this conversation is going now? Come on!!
This audience was *sleeping* . THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
The audience is not dead is just not a lot of people
Guessing audience is just the people working on the show, because covid
@@anniek4919 They do have an audience there
I think the long pause at the drunk driver simile was more horror at the situation than anything else...I thought it was hilarious, but I had a second or two of epiphany shock before I laughed.
THE most savage weekend update ever
God I missed the audience’s “oooh” when Che tells a “controversial” joke.
Me2...lol!
That did happen though. 1:37.
@@NAConen that's why they said they missed hearing it
NOT YOU sorry you were offended by his joke sweetie
IAmaPersion ok incel, not that deep
this has been the best weekend update in a long while
Trump: “Maybe this Covid thing is a good thing. I don’t have to shake hands with these disgusting people.”
@The Grim Reaper Trump is not shaking many dem hands. You know who he was talking about.
You put in in quotes. . 27 morons liked your comment.... Prove he said that if you're gonna put it in quotes ... Didn't think so
Did trump give himself COVID or is he faking? These are "taxing" questions.
The Grim Reaper huh?😂
@@elizaclem Jesus, they would literally lick his boots wouldn't they?🤦♀️
Wanna throw a big ass wedding with no masks?!?... 💁🏼♀️ ➡️ the White House!!
Colin and Micheal back again killing it with gifts of laughter. If you can’t laugh at these jokes, sorry for the inconvenience.
Just Me indeed. I learned this very early in life, behind every joke there’s some truth. People don’t laugh at fiction more than they laugh at reality.
"Look under your seats, it's a ventilator!"
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀
Bio-weapon.
Love the writers.
The drunk driver analogy is on point.
Che is killing it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ha ha ha ..... dude that is soooo funny!!!!
so did the driver
“This a dark show.” Yes, it is, but hilarious one. The lines about Trump are so dark, and yet so funny.
Weekend update is the best part as usual. I wish I could believe they could sustain this for a 30 minute format.
Why hasn’t this segment gone viral? They KILLED it!! So funny!!!!!
Because Bill Burr is funnier.
"President and active bio weapon, Donald Trump" OMG. Yes.
Whoever wrote the ‘he’s the only person to have a near death experience and learn nothing from it’ joke has brought me both contemplation and joy.
I’m not gonna say I’m disappointed but it’s kinda like when there is a car crash and the only survivor is the drunk driver. TKO 😂🤣😂🤣
One person's irresponsible behavior causes deaths of others... that is on the as on the nose as anything.
The world isn't laughing at Trump anymore, the world is horrified now.
bro idk what to say but im living in Europe and im having a blast :)))
@@360o-j5k Well Trump is a clown, but a dangerous one if left unchecked.
ruclips.net/video/k3lV4BzOVZg/видео.html
yep ruclips.net/video/eKKddbALcmw/видео.html
i've been horrified the whole time, but like everything else sucks so might as well get a cheap laugh out of him yk
Thank you for coming back. We need this. 🔥🔥🔥
YESSS let Che say whatever he wants those jokes are waaaay funnier
They spelled it wrong. it is called Regenmoron.
Degeneron more like
It's alarming how Trump is so good at finding new ways to show us how awful, stupid, and bigoted he is. It's also alarming how his supporters keep finding new ways to twist words and ignore facts in an attempt to make Trump seem like a decent person. I mean, their attempts never succeed, because Trump is objectively horrible, but it's still alarming that they keep trying.
The worst part is that Donnie doesn’t even try to find new ways to show what an ass clown he is, he just keep acting like the his usual self and it’s all readily obvious. As for his supporters, they are just goose stepping their way behind him
“Goose stepping behind him” LMAO!! 😆
yes, I’m refreshing SNL’s page for new clips the moment they’re released
Bootleg cold open is already up. They're dragging with the official video of that. I guess it's probably only just finishing playing on the West Coast though, so maybe that's why.
same
@@timothyhh that’s what i came looking .
*Dont be intimidated by Trump's false ballot claims please or his goons vote the tyrant out vote early, since they're oppressing the vote stay safe register send the ballot in VOTE SAVE AMERICA*
Weekend update is the best segment of SNL this guys savage
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drunk Driver joke has been in my social circle for YEARS!!! damn... finally nailed it on SNL!! LOVE it!!!
off topic, but i genuinely need to know what products colin uses for his hair
It started good but there was a noticeable step up once he got together with ScarJo. I bet she clued him into something.
Verb’s “Sculpting Clay.” It’s only $18 at Sephora and can make any hairstyle last, while remaining flexible instead of becoming crusty.
it's called "a hair and makeup artist", or HMUA for short.
Atom Gray why would they need one of those for this particular series of skits
@@z01nk3r5 i _don't_ think you understand how television works.
Damn, I always love Weekend Update but this one was just *chef's kiss*👌🏾
I was like haha trump is throwing out hats that have covid and then I realized it was when he was here in duluth Minnesota where I live. Damnit!
@darknightoftroy "Not good people to be around" lol. Meanwhile: ruclips.net/video/_lp7lh1x5uI/видео.html
I have an RN daughter that is working the Covid hospital in the Twin Cities. I know it's a noble job but lately, I've been wishing she had become an accountant.
@darknightoftroy Translation: You don't click clearly identifiable RUclips links, because you'd rather be wilfully ignorant to others experiences that contradict your own (probably imaginary) anecdotal experience that you're using to conflate and generalize Trump supporters.
Meanwhile, many a Biden supporters, like BLM and Antifa, are objectively and verifiably more agregious and violent than most Trump supporters. But I'm willing to concede that there's many decent people on both sides as well, and a good chance you wouldn't have any issues going to either parties rallies, esp. Biden's though since hardly anyone shows up to those, lol.
"the only difference between you [Trump] and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer." - Anthony Jeselnik
Omg you’re icon pic 🤣🤣🤣
“The Dolezhal?” Dead.
The only survivor is the drunk driver
💯 💯 💯 💯
"It's a dark show". Yeah, well 2020 is a dark year.
I love the fact that even Michael Che has to admit, "Wow, we are getting kind of messed up on this one."
I'm loving it but DAMN Che...
This week's Update was darker hahahaaha!
It’s the Oprah comment for me, lol “look under your seat, it’s a ventilator” 😩😩 pretty much
Michael nailed how we all feel. “Yay...”
We all feel it, Michael, we all feel it.
soo how many of the 210,000 dead souls would have survived with the same treatment trump received. EDIT: this is the equivalent of seven Viet Nams and counting. vote.
Everything about You-know-Who is so depressing, not only this week, but you guys lift me up with this weekend update! ☀️
"...or when I get their daughter pregnant" So true it went all the way past funny into anger then back to funny. Che is brilliant.
Little-known side-effect of regeneron treatment- turning into an oompa loompa.
It is the corta-steroids that made him feel younger. It is literally pure adrenaline. It is a mind-warping drug, which can cause psychosis.
(speaking from experience here.)
And yet with Trump you can barely see a difference.🤔
Corticosteroids are not “pure adrenaline.” That’s epinephrine. I’m sorry you got super crazy from it! I take it for a brain tumor and it just turned me into a salami-shaped human.
“It’s amazing watching someone have a near death experience and learn nothing from it”
This aged well
Weekend update saved my life.
I agree the only Survivor is the drunk driver. That is the Perfect Analogy.
This is so f*cking halarious
colin is a national treasure that must be protected at all costs🥺
Che nailed it!
"The Dolezal" 😅😅😅😅
Fit me for my coffin immediately 😆
Ok, I thought that I was the only one who thought that alot of those shots looked like green screen backgrounds. Good to know. 👍🏽
Guy learn nothing from having Covid-19? Boris Johnson and Jiar Bolsonaro have entered the chat.
“It’s amazing to watch a guy have a near death experience and learn nothing. It’s like watching someone smoke from a hole in their neck.” Yep.
I barely recognized you because your makeup artist seems to have given you the Dolezal!!! I choked on my drink🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man, here I thought Bill Burr was raw af tonight.
1:37 Alright Che...I gotta admit I love going for that kind of a crowd reaction.
Interesting reaction to the drunk driver being Trump comparison..lol
damn they did NOT hold back for this segment and i loved every part of it
It is like watching someone smoke thru his neck - that is Trump after corona
Colin!!!! Oprah!?!?!? LOVE IT!!!!HAHAHAHAA
everyone gansta til trump sees this video
Thank you God for bringing SNL and my boys back.... missed and needed them badly. 💋💋💋💋💕
I never blame the audience but... this is an uptight audience
Surprising to hear the “ooooooooo” at the drunk driver joke when it’s actually spot on
lol ... Morning all from Denmark .. coffee and pancakes for all .. just made :)
What do you put on your pancakes in Denmark?
Michael lost family members... We lost my late friend's widow. We are not fortunate... Fortune doesn't last forever... Sorry for your loss... One Love Apache Strong!!!
“Perhaps you recognize me; I’m your favorite President. . .”
“You’re getting Covid! You’re getting Covid! You’re getting Covid! You’re getting Covid! And look under your seats; there’s a ventilator!””
Oh please! Vote this man out before we all succumb to Coronavirus!
loved that active bio weapon reference to Trump
"Trump is like a drunk driver"... yep... and couldn't keep the car between the ditches.. said the poor tree..
@OAT351 probably both.. and he's dead... The Republican party is the only one to beat a dead horse... ;)
Walter Reed "spin" doctors: We're only going to tell you the good news!
The joke: that people still think he and his homeboys all miraculously caught COVID and then recovered in 1 day, and came back to say "It's cool everyone", but the last time a low level WH employee tested positive FOR REALSIES, the whole place went DEFCON response mode for over a week
I literally spit my food at the "and trust me we are aware" line 😂😂😂
It kinda feels like when there is a car crash and the only survivor is the drunk driver.
THE TRUTH MICHAEL CHE SPIT AT THE END YESSSS KINGGGG👑👑👑
I hope they did a mock vp debate
They did
They did, I saw it on another channel! It's good 😁
Thank you for saying what we all are thinking 🤣
*SURPRISINGLY, SNL IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS THIS TIME!*
"Active bioweapon" definitely stealing that
Imagine his moodiness when Roid-Rage Re-Re runs out of drugs
Really obvious foreshadowing seems to be 2020's thing, so I'm guessing the crash will happen in the middle of one of his rallies.
@@timothyhh Solid bet.
Right?! Can you imagine having to actually be around him physically? He's bad enough just on a screen.
@@timothyhh 😂
I'm not from the US but man this weekend update is so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is my favorite segment every week.