Also do you know how much trouble it would be for a politician to have someone connected with them being shown throwing their drink and going at someone working for Toys for Tots? Even with the result of getting comeuppance that would be a PR disaster for that politician.
Moral of story 3, NEVER, EVER piss off a Marine, even when they are in dress blues. They'll kick your butt and have fun doing it. Oh, I should tell a story. A friend of mine owned a company, they were hiring for security (internationally). Husband is a former Royal Marine Sargent, wife is a former MP. The wife turns out to be the worst kind of Karen and goes after the interviewer (physically). That was a bad move on her part, you see, the person conducting the interview was an ex-marine. She was tiny but boy, you piss her off she'd unleash hell. MP wife finds herself face down with both arms behind her back and her hands almost up by her head. MP wife is screaming at her husband to get the crazy lady off her, he's sitting in his chair with a smirk and tells her she brought it on herself. It came out a little later that she abused their three kids when he was deployed, she was sent back to whatever level of hell she escaped from (in the center seat, in coach between to BIG guys with three stopovers, all arranged by the ex-marine), the local police were waiting at the gate when she landed. The happy news is my friend hired the Sargent, helped him with a lawyer and got him a nice house for him and his three kids.
That a hole got what she deserved. Jail time and a criminal record. She should have to pay him child support and his legal fees and have no contact with the children.
I must say that last story with Pocket made my day!! I'll laugh the rest of the day, imagining a cow slamming into a wall and a tiny little terror holding her like she was a pesky fly. The whale's attitude and actions warranted that, and I'm glad that Pocket didn't get into trouble for it. She only protected herself. The little old lady at the end truly hit the nail on the head. hahahahahahahahahahaha
The whale's husband might have been rich and important, but the whale assaulted a Marine. She bit off a WHOLE lot more than she could chew. And possibly rich and important husband said "Finally, she got what she deserved," and declined to press charges. He might have even asked for copies of the tapes.
@@jvjvel a freind of mine who is a huge 6 foot 7 inches bruiser of a man calls his tiny 4 foot 8 inches wife pocket. Its short for Pocket Goddess. I love that couple. We are all in our 50s now but he used to be accused of child molestation when we were younger even tho pocket is a year older than him lol Pocket can lift a fat boy Harley off the ground by herself, I never underestimate the power of petite lol
Story 1 was cool. Story 2...... EPIC! About time that a Karen gets what they clearly deserved. Brilliant cool old lady wanting to hug Pocket 😊. I think that Clint Eastwood (from his film Heartbreak Ridge) would've had P in his unit any day of the week. I am from the UK but even I know that you don't f##k with a Marine (or any other Forces personnel). Respect to all that stepped up to protect your country. Semper Fi (hope to heck I got that right) 👍👍
1: This is why it's best to shop on Amazon during Black Fridays, won't bump into crazy as Karens that way. 2: When a sweet old lady gives you a "well done" for putting a Karen in her place by slamming her face in a wall, you know you did good ^^
The problem with shopping Amazon on Black Friday is that if you do that, the Karens win. You shouldn't have to be forced into online shopping on account of Karen behavior and if one is, then Karen wins
I would pay to see a model that looks like the old lady (in her younger days) Whoop a angry Karen on the street trust me I really wanna see that, and I'll even throw as much money as I can to her!
@@chrismc410 actually buying stuff online is a win for us though. Is it really worth it to drive and spending fuel then queue or even camping on front of Walmart or target in cold weather and then running around inside the store just to find items with 5-15% discount when we can find better deal online? Don't forget the fights and sweating and touching disgusting people. Meanwhile I can sit inside my air conditioned room browsing items online with bigger choices and zero screaming karens
One think I learned from my Marine father and growing up in the military. NEVER EVER F WITH A MARINE! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU ON A PLATTER!
Especially if you're a little kid having the audacity to just mind your own business in your own country.... or a tourist impeding the path of a Marine with your silly cable car....
I had a friend in childhood who's father was a marine, I never met him but he sounded like a real good guy from the stories. But even though I've not personally met with someone in the military or marines, I know one golden rule, DO NOT FUCK WITH VETERANS! Their job is to fight, and fight well, NEVER start a fight with these people, you will lose EVERY TIME. It's just good common sense.
I really like the Walmart nightshirts too. Comfy and great to wear when you KNOW you aren't going anywhere anytime soon. And I'm just an old fuddy duddy Canadian, but even I know that you don't treat a Marine with anything less than total respect. Fat Steve got what she asked for.
I finally had my I DONT WORK HERE at Walley World today! I live in Phoenix, Az now. Just moved here a few months ago. I can't speak Spanish due to to much radiation to my mouth, face and neck thanks to cancer. I weigh a whopping 120 pounds on a good day so I'm skinny as a stick! I'm also a semi retired truck driver and wear my yellow with reflective t-shirts so people can see my skinny body! Yes, I must run through a good rain storm to get wet! I'm also wearing a baseball cap with the Army Signal Corps crossed flags and of course Army written on the bill. Anyway, I'm In the gardening section looking at bags of potting soil when a latino and his wife ask me about a grill in very broken English. I tell him I don't work there which of course they dont understand completely but motions for me to come look at the one word I understood which was BBQ Grill! I'm originally from Georgia so that's like a religion to us! I follow him to them and he points at this utterly fantastic 2 in one grill with double sections, one side for propane and the other side for charcoal. I look at it and say in english "WOW! Thing is awesome" and say again I don't work here but hold my hand up in the universal " Hold on a second" and go find the WallyWorld employee I had seen a minute before and tell him a customer needed help. He says why aren't I helping and again I have to say I don't work here but wear my high visibility shirts so I'm not run over. He laughs and follows me to the customer and explained to him why I wore the shirt and didnt work there. I look at him and tell him to tell the customer that that is a fantastic Grill as I closed one side and opened it again while the employee translated. The 4 of us, the customer, wife, employee and me stood there admiring the grill for a few minutes and he finally asks yhe employee what he had to do to get the one still in its giant box which was a good 4 feet by 3 feet by 6 feet long! The 4 of us stood there admiring that work of art for a few minutes and I looked at the guy and told him to have fun with his new toy. He told the employee to thank me and because we were still trying to practice social distancing we just bumped fists and he and the employee go to find a big cart and I head on out grabbing my bag of potting soil! Oh that grill is going to make many people happy on weekends! And to the Marines in the story. HooRah for not doing more damage to an entitled bitch that can't tell the difference between a Class Blue uniform and a waiter! I bet she now knows the difference and a very valuable lesson about how much shit can happen using that stupid pointing finger for something other than pointing at a rock or her pussy whipped hubsand! Thanks for your service from an Old Army Signal Corps grunt 1971-1975! Semper Fi! Redick; Feel free to post or read any comments I post!! Especially my parking lot story I wrote! Sorry about the late edit as I'm on my cell and have that big finger small keyboard syndrome going! Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
Thank you for your services and thank you for the little bonus story!!😊 and most importantly I hope you get better soon and stay safe during this pandemic, so with that being said virtual hugs to you stranger(and to anyone reading this), and your a fighter you got this!☺
@@summermartin8830 oh, the cancer battle was the summer of 2008! That was such a fun summer! NOT!! I'm still cancer free!! But cancer loves to throw in little presents that we really don't want to remind us it's still lurking in the background waiting to pounce! I just set them to the side ;) Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
God love that grandma! I would have drawn myself up into “attention” and said “Ma’m we are United States Marines, not wait staff, and you just assaulted one of us and insulted the Corps.” No disrespect to waiters, that is one tough job. I’ve never done it, ‘cause I know I wouldn’t last five minutes.
I think I am in love with Pocket 💖🎖 And as for you, Red Wheel and Kitty, I nearly blew a gasket trying to not wake my housemates shrieking and laughing at your delicious turns of phrase. "Blood and Gypsum" : a great name for a heavy metal cover band. This is the second time enjoying the Toys for Tots story. It is now saved to my favorites. Semper Fidelis 💖
Yeah, but it really stinks that Pocket is out the cost for that uniform jacket instead of the whale that stained it, whose husband is probably pulling down six figures annually. Looking online I see that the prices for those are all around $250, which has got to take a nasty bite out of a marine's paycheck.
There is a reason the Marines carry the nickname "Devil Dog" - the "grandkids are gonna be born with my handprints on their souls" and button fairy phrases... I just lost it.
That reminds me of something Bugs Bunny once said “I’m sorry Mac but the lady of the house ain't home and becides we mailed you fellas a check last week”
I’m glad I found this channel. I was growing bored after watching other streaming services during this pandemic. Now I’m officially like an old man who likes listening to stories like on the radio.
Love it when customers claim they had been waiting for hours to speak to someone. I work in customer services and get this constantly. Best one, well 2 actually were a number of years ago when we were open 8am to 6pm Monday to Friday an 9 to 5 Saturday. 2 minutes past 8 guy comes through to me and exclaims about time I have been on this call for 13 hours waiting to talk to someone. My response at high volume was an incredulous 13 hours? Everyone in the office turns to look at me. I continued with, but we closed at 6pm the evening before and just opened at 8am that’s 14 hours. Are you trying to tell me you have been listening to an automated message for 13 hours that states we are closed and to call back when we are open, including opening our hours? After dealing his query I am sat for another 2 minutes from 8:10 when another customer comes through and also claims she has been waiting on the line for 20 minutes. I replied that she couldn’t have at which points she asks if I am calling her a liar. I say not at all, but we only opened at 8 that was 10 minutes ago and I have been waiting for a call to come through for 2 of those,. She shut up as well. Moral, if you are going to tell lies about how long you have been waiting for something, make sure it falls within the times it could actually have been possible to be that long.
"Whether or not you are prone to habitual mendacity is not within my perview, however I can say with absolute certainty that on this occasion you are heniously prevaricating."
I’d like to meet both you and Pockets. Oorah! Thank you for your service. I’m betting the little ol lady was someone with alotta pull in certain circles. Also betting she threatened the old bat not to push it.
The marine story is one of my favorites. I have a couple uncles who served. One in Marines, the other Marine to Army. Never ever never mess with a military person. OORAH!!! All give some Some gave all Thank you for your service
The last one was a Hoorah moment! What would have been even funnier is when the little old lady giving the hugs after saying she would have kicked her whale ass had said I'm old Corps, did a Hoorah and left leaving 2 Marines with the OH Hell Yeah look on their faces! Being old Army and 65 years old myself, I still enjoy meeting those who went before me! No matter which Branch! Hoorah! Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
Don't know if anyone else explained, but for some weird reason the newscasters in the Washington, DC area decided DMV should mean District, Maryland, Virginia instead of the Division of Motor Vehicles... I don't know why. There is also the DelMarVa (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia). For me the DMV will always relate to my car, I was born and raised in Virginia, we still use DMV to mean the place we register our cars and renew our licenses but whatever. 🤷🏼♀️
To be fair, the Hope Diamond is supposedly cursed (anyone coming into ownership of it would suffer a string of increasing misfortune and then die horribly), and said "curse" only ended once it was donated to the Smithsonian (because at that point, it technically no longer had an "owner"), and the gem's history is what most folks are fascinated by.
It’s disgusting how if a poorer person acted like that at an event, they’d make headlines and be arrested in a second. I’d also be wary of all the officers involved who just let it go despite P wanting to actively pursue a case. They straight up acted like that person was above the law and not to be touched
If that 'whale' wanted to speak with the manager of those Marines, that would be the Chief Executive of the Military. You sure you want to complain to the President?
A minute ago my roommate shouted "you're in there listening to IDWHL stories again!" Evidently when a Karen said "I'm never coming here again" I was a little loud with my "THANK YOU!!"
I had a similar story I’m handyman for 18 rented houses Well 1 day the hot water tank needed to be changed ,but it was enclosed it was pouring rain really pouring and I forgot that my hammer and he had his hammer hanging on his belt, so I asked him to borrow his hammer , he said it no! I only had to pull out three nails to pull out ,I said are kidding? He answered “it’s not my job.So I got mine from the car ,when I went back in I was soaked But I had a surprise for him ,the way the hot water tank was placed it’s almost impossible to take it out alone and again to put the new in. So I sat on a chair waiting for him to finish.The moment was priceless He tried this way that way until he had to ask me for to help Lol! Satisfaction!! I said that’s not my job lol! he had to call for help and his boss wasn’t happy about that hahaha! I had the last laugh
Normally I look quite shy and polite BUT the exact minute a Karen starts to shriek at me you can see me becoming into a big foul-mouthed and scary Profesor Snape.
Man...that story with the marines. That lady clearly was from the city. One...don't insult a marine. Two don't mess with a female wearing that uniform. Three, don't ever...EVER...use that word to address a Puerto Rican female marine. It isn't healthy!!!
I enjoyed the first story, but I was thrown off when OP said he pointed to his shoulder where she grabbed him and it was turning red when he starts off talking about being dressed in a hoodie and jacket.
On the serious side, I'm also one of those that can't figure how a shiny rock became valuable. You like something shiny, they can make shiny things out of glass nowadays. I can only figure they are useful for useless people to feel like they have something useful.
Like many things that are just freakishly huge, it means it is extremely rare, hence extremely expensive. I have seen it and it is impressive and quite pretty and its blue color makes it even rarer still. By the same token I have seen and own things made from glass that are also extremely pretty. Is one better than the other? No, they are just different. I have also seen low rider show cars that are really works of art on wheels that are equally impressive to look at and enjoy. For others it may be a serious rock crawling jeep.
@@carlfromtheoc1788 Also, diamonds aren't especially rare. The only reason they're so expensive is because most of the diamond market is controlled by a single cartel who control the price. Bonus Fun Fact: Diamond rings as a wedding "tradition" were invented relatively recently by the diamond industry in order to sell more diamonds.
The only real reason the Hope Diamond is displayed is because of the supposed crazy curse it has, and for wearable jewelry; it's fricking huge. Wish someone would have snuck that diamond into that witch's pocket; but that would kill both of them most likely...
I love how people threaten to take their money elsewhere at superstores. Karen, the $20 in profit they lost doesn't even pay their cashiers listen to you screech.
OH Man, the toys for tots was absolutely funny. I love the description, especially about making something up after taco tuesday and the other stuff he talked about. Thanks for sharing. Loving reading this stuff.
I only learned about this Karen phenomenon a couple of weeks ago. Then I got to thinking, I only know of two people actually named Karen and both of them are Witches. So now makes total sense. lol I know they aren't all named Karen btw. lol
That last one.... i was cringing bad when she started getting in the face of op, im the son of a marine and many stories i heard from him and his buddies taught me one thing to always remember.....DO NOT F**K WITH A MARINE period. One of my favorite stories not from my dad is the one where a shoplifter fell off the curb after he stabbed a t.f.t. marine with his fellow marines around. its on the internet somewhere. Dress blues or combat fatigues U.S. marines are death incarnate when angry
The last one, at the end of the story that little old lady was probably the mother-in-law of the "crazy lady" ... And hated her daughter-in-law. Secretly or not, I'm not sure. But she sounds so cute. Lol.🤣
Do they honestly really truly give really great discounts on Black Friday in the US or is it just like the weird imitation we have in the UK (weird because we don't have or celebrate Thanksgiving) where they stick loads of sales stickers on everything with loads of banners with phrases like, " *Up to* 50% off." Mostly on cheap junk they haven't been able to shift all year which in fact is only a few pennies off what it had been priced at, admitted the up to on the sale signs is a hundredth of the size the rest of the writing that people then think a few weeks. "Why the hell did I just buy this crap that's about as useful as someone else's toenail clippings?" Or else see it on sale cheaper 2 or 3 weeks later, it kind of just feels like Woodfield Furniture 50% off sales ads that you must visit before they finish that weekend before a new 50% off sale starts the next week.
Black Friday sucks ass no matter what store you're in. That's why I engage my asocial, anti other humans mode and don't go anywhere. It just isn't worth it.
The reason it didn't hit the news is cause how horrible would that whale have looked by assaulting and mistreating someone there working for charity at an even with her being tossed.
Reason Karen couldn't tell time in the first story is like they say, 1 human year is 7 dog years, a female dog is called a bitch, she really was a bitch therefore it's like it was hours for her.
To the two marines that were doing the toy's for tots. That little old lady that wanted to hug pocket is why you two never got in trouble .
Also do you know how much trouble it would be for a politician to have someone connected with them being shown throwing their drink and going at someone working for Toys for Tots? Even with the result of getting comeuppance that would be a PR disaster for that politician.
That's probably right. She deserves a salute.
Moral of story 3, NEVER, EVER piss off a Marine, even when they are in dress blues. They'll kick your butt and have fun doing it.
Oh, I should tell a story. A friend of mine owned a company, they were hiring for security (internationally). Husband is a former Royal Marine Sargent, wife is a former MP. The wife turns out to be the worst kind of Karen and goes after the interviewer (physically). That was a bad move on her part, you see, the person conducting the interview was an ex-marine. She was tiny but boy, you piss her off she'd unleash hell. MP wife finds herself face down with both arms behind her back and her hands almost up by her head. MP wife is screaming at her husband to get the crazy lady off her, he's sitting in his chair with a smirk and tells her she brought it on herself. It came out a little later that she abused their three kids when he was deployed, she was sent back to whatever level of hell she escaped from (in the center seat, in coach between to BIG guys with three stopovers, all arranged by the ex-marine), the local police were waiting at the gate when she landed. The happy news is my friend hired the Sargent, helped him with a lawyer and got him a nice house for him and his three kids.
That a hole got what she deserved. Jail time and a criminal record. She should have to pay him child support and his legal fees and have no contact with the children.
"Your grandkids are gonna be born with my handprints on their souls." Love it! May Pockets have a long, successful service career!
That statement was PRICELESS!!!! Effin loved it 🥰
"Screaming for mercy from the button fairy." Going to have to remember that one.
I must say that last story with Pocket made my day!! I'll laugh the rest of the day, imagining a cow slamming into a wall and a tiny little terror holding her like she was a pesky fly. The whale's attitude and actions warranted that, and I'm glad that Pocket didn't get into trouble for it. She only protected herself. The little old lady at the end truly hit the nail on the head. hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dana Chappell The hold itself was justified, hitting the wall with her but be considered excessive by some courts.
The whale's husband might have been rich and important, but the whale assaulted a Marine. She bit off a WHOLE lot more than she could chew. And possibly rich and important husband said "Finally, she got what she deserved," and declined to press charges. He might have even asked for copies of the tapes.
I see a 4 foot 9 girl who's called pocket after Polly pocket toys taking down a much taller and puggier woman and wiping her out
@@jvjvel a freind of mine who is a huge 6 foot 7 inches bruiser of a man calls his tiny 4 foot 8 inches wife pocket. Its short for Pocket Goddess. I love that couple. We are all in our 50s now but he used to be accused of child molestation when we were younger even tho pocket is a year older than him lol
Pocket can lift a fat boy Harley off the ground by herself, I never underestimate the power of petite lol
Story 1 was cool. Story 2...... EPIC!
About time that a Karen gets what they clearly deserved. Brilliant cool old lady wanting to hug Pocket 😊.
I think that Clint Eastwood (from his film Heartbreak Ridge) would've had P in his unit any day of the week.
I am from the UK but even I know that you don't f##k with a Marine (or any other Forces personnel). Respect to all that stepped up to protect your country. Semper Fi (hope to heck I got that right) 👍👍
Or a member of Delta Force under Chuck Norris
You got it right Graham. ✌❤🇺🇸
1: This is why it's best to shop on Amazon during Black Fridays, won't bump into crazy as Karens that way.
2: When a sweet old lady gives you a "well done" for putting a Karen in her place by slamming her face in a wall, you know you did good ^^
The problem with shopping Amazon on Black Friday is that if you do that, the Karens win. You shouldn't have to be forced into online shopping on account of Karen behavior and if one is, then Karen wins
@@chrismc410 Better prices online, go on sale sooner, and most come with free delivery.
I try not to go to WalMart from October to January (when the returns happen).
I would pay to see a model that looks like the old lady (in her younger days)
Whoop a angry Karen on the street trust me I really wanna see that, and I'll even throw as much money as I can to her!
@@chrismc410 actually buying stuff online is a win for us though. Is it really worth it to drive and spending fuel then queue or even camping on front of Walmart or target in cold weather and then running around inside the store just to find items with 5-15% discount when we can find better deal online? Don't forget the fights and sweating and touching disgusting people. Meanwhile I can sit inside my air conditioned room browsing items online with bigger choices and zero screaming karens
"You know, in my younger years, I would have stomped that whale flat. Wonderfully don, dear!" Love it!
Scobrena No I enjoyed that too!
I love that old lady, she said it right!
@@vaec58 I 4
One think I learned from my Marine father and growing up in the military. NEVER EVER F WITH A MARINE! YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU ON A PLATTER!
And followed by the rest of your body!
Especially if you're a little kid having the audacity to just mind your own business in your own country.... or a tourist impeding the path of a Marine with your silly cable car....
I had a friend in childhood who's father was a marine, I never met him but he sounded like a real good guy from the stories. But even though I've not personally met with someone in the military or marines, I know one golden rule, DO NOT FUCK WITH VETERANS! Their job is to fight, and fight well, NEVER start a fight with these people, you will lose EVERY TIME. It's just good common sense.
I really like the Walmart nightshirts too. Comfy and great to wear when you KNOW you aren't going anywhere anytime soon. And I'm just an old fuddy duddy Canadian, but even I know that you don't treat a Marine with anything less than total respect. Fat Steve got what she asked for.
The last story. Proves never fuck with a marine. Love it, especially the end with the hug of the old woman.
I love the story about Pocket the Marine. OP, let Pocket know that youtube viewers love her!
I would have sent her husband the bill for uniform replacement. Those marines do not make enough to have to deal with people like that.
I finally had my I DONT WORK HERE at Walley World today!
I live in Phoenix, Az now. Just moved here a few months ago.
I can't speak Spanish due to to much radiation to my mouth, face and neck thanks to cancer.
I weigh a whopping 120 pounds on a good day so I'm skinny as a stick!
I'm also a semi retired truck driver and wear my yellow with reflective t-shirts so people can see my skinny body!
Yes, I must run through a good rain storm to get wet!
I'm also wearing a baseball cap with the Army Signal Corps crossed flags and of course Army written on the bill.
Anyway, I'm In the gardening section looking at bags of potting soil when a latino and his wife ask me about a grill in very broken English.
I tell him I don't work there which of course they dont understand completely but motions for me to come look at the one word I understood which was BBQ Grill!
I'm originally from Georgia so that's like a religion to us!
I follow him to them and he points at this utterly fantastic 2 in one grill with double sections, one side for propane and the other side for charcoal.
I look at it and say in english "WOW! Thing is awesome" and say again I don't work here but hold my hand up in the universal " Hold on a second" and go find the WallyWorld employee I had seen a minute before and tell him a customer needed help.
He says why aren't I helping and again I have to say I don't work here but wear my high visibility shirts so I'm not run over.
He laughs and follows me to the customer and explained to him why I wore the shirt and didnt work there.
I look at him and tell him to tell the customer that that is a fantastic Grill as I closed one side and opened it again while the employee translated.
The 4 of us, the customer, wife, employee and me stood there admiring the grill for a few minutes and he finally asks yhe employee what he had to do to get the one still in its giant box which was a good 4 feet by 3 feet by 6 feet long! The 4 of us stood there admiring that work of art for a few minutes and I looked at the guy and told him to have fun with his new toy.
He told the employee to thank me and because we were still trying to practice social distancing we just bumped fists and he and the employee go to find a big cart and I head on out grabbing my bag of potting soil!
Oh that grill is going to make many people happy on weekends!
And to the Marines in the story.
HooRah for not doing more damage to an entitled bitch that can't tell the difference between a Class Blue uniform and a waiter!
I bet she now knows the difference and a very valuable lesson about how much shit can happen using that stupid pointing finger for something other than pointing at a rock or her pussy whipped hubsand!
Thanks for your service from an Old Army Signal Corps grunt 1971-1975!
Semper Fi!
Redick; Feel free to post or read any comments I post!! Especially my parking lot story I wrote!
Sorry about the late edit as I'm on my cell and have that big finger small keyboard syndrome going!
Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
Thank you for your services and thank you for the little bonus story!!😊 and most importantly I hope you get better soon and stay safe during this pandemic, so with that being said virtual hugs to you stranger(and to anyone reading this), and your a fighter you got this!☺
@@summermartin8830 oh, the cancer battle was the summer of 2008! That was such a fun summer!
NOT!!
I'm still cancer free!!
But cancer loves to throw in little presents that we really don't want to remind us it's still lurking in the background waiting to pounce! I just set them to the side ;)
Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
enjoyed your article here and thank you for your service and Semper Fi to you, did 22 yrs ARNG retired S Sgt.
Karen: "Do you know who my husband is?"
IDWHL: (very loud) "Does anyone know who this Alzheimer sufferer's husband is?"
Excellent. You could also look sympathetically at them and say "Alzheimer's is a terrible thing, isn't it?"
Thinking some of these idiots actually have early onset dementia.
the correct question is "which one?"
If he doesn't sign my paychecks he's nobody twit head!
👏👏
Wow, assaulting a Marine, she got off light.
Also like the "handprints on their souls" bit.
God love that grandma!
I would have drawn myself up into “attention” and said “Ma’m we are United States Marines, not wait staff, and you just assaulted one of us and insulted the Corps.”
No disrespect to waiters, that is one tough job. I’ve never done it, ‘cause I know I wouldn’t last five minutes.
I think I am in love with Pocket 💖🎖
And as for you, Red Wheel and Kitty, I nearly blew a gasket trying to not wake my housemates shrieking and laughing at your delicious turns of phrase. "Blood and Gypsum" : a great name for a heavy metal cover band.
This is the second time enjoying the Toys for Tots story. It is now saved to my favorites. Semper Fidelis 💖
Yeah, but it really stinks that Pocket is out the cost for that uniform jacket instead of the whale that stained it, whose husband is probably pulling down six figures annually. Looking online I see that the prices for those are all around $250, which has got to take a nasty bite out of a marine's paycheck.
There is a reason the Marines carry the nickname "Devil Dog" - the "grandkids are gonna be born with my handprints on their souls" and button fairy phrases... I just lost it.
Woho, go older lady in that last story! XD
"Stomped that whale flat" had be go "Wo-ho, there's some fire in that lady still I bet!"
Karen: I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY EXCU--
IDWHL: (loudly) No ma'am, I am not interested in a good time no matter how low your rates are today
😂😂😂
That reminds me of something Bugs Bunny once said “I’m sorry Mac but the lady of the house ain't home and becides we mailed you fellas a check last week”
Old lady was probably also a service member back in her younger days.
"Take me to your manager!" ... is she an alien??
#conspiracytheory Karen's are actually aliens trying to find our leaders.
A fascinating theory, Mulder, but do you have a single fact to back that up?
(TWO references.. I'm a terrible person)
"Large hunks of carbon" HAH! That is exactly how I feel about "precious" stones.
I’m glad I found this channel. I was growing bored after watching other streaming services during this pandemic. Now I’m officially like an old man who likes listening to stories like on the radio.
My hubs bought me a decent waterproof blue tooth speaker so I could listen to these out gardening or while showering
the loose comparison between the Hope diamond and "an exceptionally big turd" had me cracking up
Love it when customers claim they had been waiting for hours to speak to someone. I work in customer services and get this constantly. Best one, well 2 actually were a number of years ago when we were open 8am to 6pm Monday to Friday an 9 to 5 Saturday. 2 minutes past 8 guy comes through to me and exclaims about time I have been on this call for 13 hours waiting to talk to someone. My response at high volume was an incredulous 13 hours? Everyone in the office turns to look at me. I continued with, but we closed at 6pm the evening before and just opened at 8am that’s 14 hours. Are you trying to tell me you have been listening to an automated message for 13 hours that states we are closed and to call back when we are open, including opening our hours? After dealing his query I am sat for another 2 minutes from 8:10 when another customer comes through and also claims she has been waiting on the line for 20 minutes. I replied that she couldn’t have at which points she asks if I am calling her a liar. I say not at all, but we only opened at 8 that was 10 minutes ago and I have been waiting for a call to come through for 2 of those,. She shut up as well. Moral, if you are going to tell lies about how long you have been waiting for something, make sure it falls within the times it could actually have been possible to be that long.
"Whether or not you are prone to habitual mendacity is not within my perview, however I can say with absolute certainty that on this occasion you are heniously prevaricating."
Exaggerated time spans are one of the hallmarks of a Karen. they are trying to make themselves into a more pathetic victim.
"Stamped that whale Flat" - that is a full on smile and belly giggle one!
I’d like to meet both you and Pockets. Oorah! Thank you for your service.
I’m betting the little ol lady was someone with alotta pull in certain circles. Also betting she threatened the old bat not to push it.
Tha last story was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
When you have that amazing better half! WAY TO GO POKETS!!! DUDE SHOULD MERY YOU😊
The marine story is one of my favorites. I have a couple uncles who served. One in Marines, the other Marine to Army.
Never ever never mess with a military person.
OORAH!!!
All give some
Some gave all
Thank you for your service
The last one was a Hoorah moment!
What would have been even funnier is when the little old lady giving the hugs after saying she would have kicked her whale ass had said I'm old Corps, did a Hoorah and left leaving 2 Marines with the OH Hell Yeah look on their faces!
Being old Army and 65 years old myself, I still enjoy meeting those who went before me! No matter which Branch!
Hoorah!
Blue Sky's and Safe Journeys!
Don't know if anyone else explained, but for some weird reason the newscasters in the Washington, DC area decided DMV should mean District, Maryland, Virginia instead of the Division of Motor Vehicles... I don't know why. There is also the DelMarVa (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia). For me the DMV will always relate to my car, I was born and raised in Virginia, we still use DMV to mean the place we register our cars and renew our licenses but whatever. 🤷🏼♀️
This makes me want to go to a store and wear something similar to the employee uniform
The little gramma who said she would have stomped that whale flat, had me belly laughing in the office. Good on ya, grams
To be fair, the Hope Diamond is supposedly cursed (anyone coming into ownership of it would suffer a string of increasing misfortune and then die horribly), and said "curse" only ended once it was donated to the Smithsonian (because at that point, it technically no longer had an "owner"), and the gem's history is what most folks are fascinated by.
Its amazing how many people would go after someone bigger or stronger than them if they think they couldn't retaliate.
We all need a Pocket.
It’s disgusting how if a poorer person acted like that at an event, they’d make headlines and be arrested in a second. I’d also be wary of all the officers involved who just let it go despite P wanting to actively pursue a case. They straight up acted like that person was above the law and not to be touched
I love that last story, especially that older lady's comment!!
As a female Marine, I was cheering on Pocket 😂😂😂😂
And that Little Old Lady at the end was the perfect topper 👍
If that 'whale' wanted to speak with the manager of those Marines, that would be the Chief Executive of the Military. You sure you want to complain to the President?
Walmart onesie was hilarious!! I definitely don't think I could stay that calm for that long.
A minute ago my roommate shouted "you're in there listening to IDWHL stories again!" Evidently when a Karen said "I'm never coming here again" I was a little loud with my "THANK YOU!!"
The last line got me laughing so hard!! We all have a grandma like that!!!
I think we need to start a Karen zoo. Some of us would like to see one, without having to directly communicate with one. 🤣🤣🤣
I had a similar story
I’m handyman for 18 rented houses
Well 1 day the hot water tank needed
to be changed ,but it was enclosed
it was pouring rain really pouring
and I forgot that my hammer and
he had his hammer hanging on
his belt, so I asked him to borrow his
hammer , he said it no! I only had to pull out
three nails to pull out ,I said are kidding?
He answered “it’s not my job.So I got mine from
the car ,when I went back in I was soaked
But I had a surprise for him ,the way the
hot water tank was placed it’s almost
impossible to take it out alone and again
to put the new in. So I sat on a chair waiting
for him to finish.The moment was priceless
He tried this way that way until he had to
ask me for to help Lol! Satisfaction!!
I said that’s not my job lol!
he had to call for help and his boss
wasn’t happy about that hahaha!
I had the last laugh
Pocket, if I ever run into you, I'm buying you lunch!
I still have my Army dress blues...they are hella expensive!🤔😊
"your grandkids will be birn with my handprint on their soul!" 😁😆 .......slowclap.... bravo! .....slowclap...... bravo! 😂
When over stuffed drunks harass people doing their jobs, the drunk deserves what they get.
Normally I look quite shy and polite BUT the exact minute a Karen starts to shriek at me you can see me becoming into a big foul-mouthed and scary Profesor Snape.
Man...that story with the marines. That lady clearly was from the city. One...don't insult a marine. Two don't mess with a female wearing that uniform. Three, don't ever...EVER...use that word to address a Puerto Rican female marine. It isn't healthy!!!
Mate am going through depression and anxiety but your vids are helping me alot so please keep up with the fantastic work thanks
I’m glad pocket did not get in trouble.
I enjoyed the first story, but I was thrown off when OP said he pointed to his shoulder where she grabbed him and it was turning red when he starts off talking about being dressed in a hoodie and jacket.
Pocket sounds like the girl that I would ask out for dinner and yes I have dated a couple that kicked my butt
On the serious side, I'm also one of those that can't figure how a shiny rock became valuable. You like something shiny, they can make shiny things out of glass nowadays. I can only figure they are useful for useless people to feel like they have something useful.
Like many things that are just freakishly huge, it means it is extremely rare, hence extremely expensive. I have seen it and it is impressive and quite pretty and its blue color makes it even rarer still. By the same token I have seen and own things made from glass that are also extremely pretty. Is one better than the other? No, they are just different. I have also seen low rider show cars that are really works of art on wheels that are equally impressive to look at and enjoy. For others it may be a serious rock crawling jeep.
@@carlfromtheoc1788 Also, diamonds aren't especially rare. The only reason they're so expensive is because most of the diamond market is controlled by a single cartel who control the price.
Bonus Fun Fact: Diamond rings as a wedding "tradition" were invented relatively recently by the diamond industry in order to sell more diamonds.
The only real reason the Hope Diamond is displayed is because of the supposed crazy curse it has, and for wearable jewelry; it's fricking huge. Wish someone would have snuck that diamond into that witch's pocket; but that would kill both of them most likely...
NO such thing as a "Crazy Lady." "Crazy woman" or "crazy female," perhaps, but *NEVER a "CRAZY LADY" - total contradiction in terms!*
I love how people threaten to take their money elsewhere at superstores. Karen, the $20 in profit they lost doesn't even pay their cashiers listen to you screech.
OMG yes!! I've been hoping someone would cover the marine story ever since I first found it on Reddit. It's absolutely glorious. :D
"Work for your money like I did!"
"What...on my back?"
OH Man, the toys for tots was absolutely funny. I love the description, especially about making something up after taco tuesday and the other stuff he talked about. Thanks for sharing. Loving reading this stuff.
I only learned about this Karen phenomenon a couple of weeks ago. Then I got to thinking, I only know of two people actually named Karen and both of them are Witches. So now makes total sense. lol I know they aren't all named Karen btw. lol
Nice! Morning everyone! *edit* Love that Pocket one. Great
I loved the Marines story!
Wow, i'd like POCKET on my side too, just thankful she put FS in her place.
Love that Wall-E reference! 😂
OO-F-ING-RAH, Pocket!
Pocket is no joke! Yeeaahh!!!!
I love your stories , love you guys
i love your channel and the narrator i'm pretty sure he is one of my favorite actors who has the best voice ever!
It really disgusts me how the political class is above the law
You know you’re early when it says there’s 2 comments but there’s actually three
Two of the worst places you ever want to be, hell and on the other side of the US military
Oh goodness, I love stories about Marines
Lmao “female mixed Buscemi” now that’s a horrible image.
Pocket is a legend!
Someone needs to print "I don't work here" T shirts
I love the last one especially the old lady
All the stories wonderful 🤗⭐️😇🌟🤩
That last one.... i was cringing bad when she started getting in the face of op, im the son of a marine and many stories i heard from him and his buddies taught me one thing to always remember.....DO NOT F**K WITH A MARINE period. One of my favorite stories not from my dad is the one where a shoplifter fell off the curb after he stabbed a t.f.t. marine with his fellow marines around. its on the internet somewhere. Dress blues or combat fatigues U.S. marines are death incarnate when angry
The last one, at the end of the story that little old lady was probably the mother-in-law of the "crazy lady" ... And hated her daughter-in-law. Secretly or not, I'm not sure. But she sounds so cute. Lol.🤣
Do they honestly really truly give really great discounts on Black Friday in the US or is it just like the weird imitation we have in the UK (weird because we don't have or celebrate Thanksgiving) where they stick loads of sales stickers on everything with loads of banners with phrases like, " *Up to* 50% off." Mostly on cheap junk they haven't been able to shift all year which in fact is only a few pennies off what it had been priced at, admitted the up to on the sale signs is a hundredth of the size the rest of the writing that people then think a few weeks. "Why the hell did I just buy this crap that's about as useful as someone else's toenail clippings?"
Or else see it on sale cheaper 2 or 3 weeks later, it kind of just feels like Woodfield Furniture 50% off sales ads that you must visit before they finish that weekend before a new 50% off sale starts the next week.
I want to hug Pocket too.
The last story was GREAT,
Black Friday sucks ass no matter what store you're in. That's why I engage my asocial, anti other humans mode and don't go anywhere. It just isn't worth it.
Hey, you never know, in 1 million years that turd could be shiny AF… Well, for someone.
You have some awesome stories. They bring a smile to an otherwise trying day. Thank you.
Oh dear! Whenever the Hope Diamond is around... Things happen... Disaster strikes...
The reason it didn't hit the news is cause how horrible would that whale have looked by assaulting and mistreating someone there working for charity at an even with her being tossed.
with a title like "Noses are Crunchy", you get a pretty clear picture what to expect 😂😆
When ever black Friday happens just stay home and order online to not deal with people like that or wait until black Friday is done
I have heard that last story before with different headlines. Always enjoy it.
Your right OP, Walmart will have to close if ALL the Karen's stop shopping there!! ; )
Everyday arise, Queen P has arrived!
Wish they would have given up that abuser of marines. Her hubby would be ruined
Reason Karen couldn't tell time in the first story is like they say, 1 human year is 7 dog years, a female dog is called a bitch, she really was a bitch therefore it's like it was hours for her.
I haven't done black Fridays in decades. Don't miss it at all.
Is no one going to talk about the wii music playing in the background
5 views with 7 likes, very nice start👍