Roadman Shaq - The Ting Goes ('Man's not hot') HD
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2017
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Skrrrt, boom boom !
Sanat / Lyrics:
2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you men were ducking
Hold tight Assney, he's got a pumpy
Hold tight my man, he's got a frisbee
I trap trap trap on the roadmovin', movin that cornflakes
Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney
On the road doin' ten toes, 'llow my toes
You man thought I froze
I see a peng-girl then I pose
If she's not on it I ghost Hah, look at your nose
What? You DICKHEAD, Look at your nose
Nose look like garden hose, shhhh, you get me?
Boom, man's gonna come back in
You know like that, you feelin' that You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here you protected-ed
Aight, boom
Let's go, boom
Hop out the four door with the 44 it was 1, 2, 3 and 4
Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is 44
And he still calling man for a draw
Let him know, when I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw
Take my Twix by force, sad man shop by force
Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup
Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah
Da ting go skkkkrrrraaa, papakakaka
Skivipipopop and a poopooturrrboom
Skrra, tutukukututoom, poompoom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Ha, yo, yeah yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth
You get me, man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me take off your jacket I said babes, man's not hot
Yo, man can never be hot
Perspiration ting, Lynx effect Yo, you dun know !
Hit like, enjoy ! 
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You’re a little late I think 😬
@@rebeccaellsbury73 Maybe, but you can always share my channel / this video to everyone ! 🙏
This rap is the best! For reference, I am Korean.
lol nope
@@seamus260 0:54
Condition of man:
⬜️ hot
☑️ not hot
Jacobi Fuckin hilarious comment man.. I laughed me ass off.. Shooot !
Jacobi 300th like
Jacobi 😂😂😂
Underrated comment still
Jacobi cool!
The first human who has learned the enchantment table language
0:06 sounds like Korean even it is my mother language
no.
Ruka this is why you have no friends
@@uriah9645 i have
@@keckobo sorry i take things negative
"NO KETCHUP JUST SAUCE RAW SAUCE" GETS ME EVRYTIME😂🤣😂
BOOM
2024 and its aged like fine wine
everyone thought this song was like a joke but it kinda slap😂
Everybody gangsta until Shaq starts rapping the wifi password.
Ayyy yaaaa
ruclips.net/video/qCfZBh_qZFo/видео.html
Underrated
@@Whyrm12223 fax
🤣
If you still here 2021, legend
😂
I’m here
i'm here
I’m tryna go back to when this was blowing up😭
these comments are getting old
Part of what makes this such a brilliant parody is that there are a couple legitimately hard bars mixed in with the nonsense, which only further sells that it's 'real'. The DJ playing along and 'vibing' to it as well. It's just perfection.
when the thing went quack quack quack, you men were ducking
@@Salsa8D total bar. Insane
The whole shit is fucking trash lmao
@jackwalker7304 it’s meant to be parody of trap rap and the crazy noises they make for their guns, but he still ties it into the “ducking” line, so the onomatopoeia has some purpose still
@jackwalker7304 what “ting” do you think he’s referring to? And “the ting go skrrr” bit he does later in the video plays off the same parody. “Ting” here is clearly a gun
1:58
The "Fi- fi- fire in the buœngph" is perfection
It's especially great since the show is "fire in the booth"
Her dad is 50 now
And 2 + 2 is 6 now
@@user-rf4vc7mt4d Quick maths
Patience
So smart
⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ....
"2+2 is 4"
he just spittin' facts
-1 that’s 3 quick maths
underrated comment
Cynthia Flores mafs *
420 likes nice
so inspirational bro 😇
I'm in accounting. I can't tell how often this song goes through my head at work 😂 quick maths!
You do your money ting yea? Big ups
You mean quick “mafs”
2024, damn 2017 what a time 😭😭😭
Ikr😢😢
😎🔥
What rap sounds like to your parents.
Ninja Dino accurate
Ninja Dino What rap sounds like in general.
Ni
So this sounds like the Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill, and Salt N' Peppa?
Ninja Dino just add a swear in every sentence and you have an average rap song
Nobody:
Space 13.7 billion years ago: 0:04
Bruh
UH bom
i actually laughed out loud at this lol
Uh boom
you stole someone else's comment
"Hop out the four door with the .44, it was 1,2,3 and 4, chillin' in the corri-door."
Ayo, that shit was unironically fire!
1:30 the look on Charlie's face is hilarious
bro's gotta catch 'em all 💀
That dude so unaware of what a legendary moment he was just witnessing
He got the saussssssssss
Damn I miss this meme 😭
DJ lololol me 2 RIP kakaka man
It was a more simple time...
Same
We were yoking about that song in school and now I’m not even in school anymore :,(
@@somethingfunny4332 it wasn't even a year ago
“You’re protectededed”.
i diededed
Your Likes are 44 ,SKRAAAA
Antti Kuosmanen I cant
I was weak asf bruh💀
"You're protected in there".
If you’re back here in 2023 you’re a real one
Legends stays always here ! ♥
Hey there
Try 2024 😌
@@MightyPsoumTry 2025 😎
_Your girl knows I got the sauce. No ketchup. Just sauce. Raw sauce._
Five years later and this freestyle still makes me laugh like a loony every single time. *LEGEND*
10% - English
90% - Enchanting Table
5% of sharpness IV
not funny!!!
nahh thats 100% quick maths raw sauce
Inna Ly only reason i said this was because he said this exact thing to someone else’s comment. treats him right! i hate people like this
It's called roadman
Man knows trygonometry, egonometry, algebra, geography, and everything that ends with try, yo don know the thing.
he knows calcus, quantum mech, physics, particle physics how the space and time works
So you have to know don't TRY him.
@@haagendazs77 i died
1:12
Ting*
0:54 I died laughing 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
The distortion of the audio when he screams “Head!” Is FKN hilarious!! 😂
They're using this in real commercials now
Oh no
I just saw the commercial and came straight to this video🤣🤣🤣 a whole ass treadmill ad
@@theblackmanwholaughs6670 man I did the same thing !
Yes! I’m so happy for him and I even showed this video to a guy
0% Bad Words
0% Money
2% Asnee
54% Boom
44 Your Dad
101% _SAUCE_
@@aDoNii1 RAW SAUCE
What about trees?
@@OfelieArt no
@@sqpib *yes...*
1:41 *Area 51 guards on September 20th*
Mr Madrox .-.
😂⚠⚠
LMAO
Ha! Funny 😂🤣😂🤣
Its 13th of October
Take man’s twix by force, send man shop by force. Truly moving lyrics.
"Ok... Eh?... BOOM💥 " LMAOOOO
"2+2 is 4 -1 thats 3 quick mafs"
...well hes not wrong
Man literally spittin fax 💯
😂
He said free quick maths 😂
Spittin straight facts You danno😎
But also.....
HALF LIFE 3 COMFIRMED
"Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom" most touching and inspirational words of 2017
Master Chief IKR
2022, and this still a masterpiece 🔥
When da ting went quack quack quack, your men were ducking. That's BARS
Normal schools: 00:15
American schools: 1:40
I agree
Bro, dont say that if u dont know schools from other countries(im brazillian)
A previous commenter already got paid to make that comment.
Dr. Deriquito stolen
Awokaowkaowk
The dad is 48 now...
Yeah
Nah he still 44
Haha
Quick maths
My dad has been dead for 44 years so he’s not wrong.
His diction/enunciation is unmatched😍
The greatest freestyle in history! When that ting goes quack quack quack, you better duck 🦆
He rap
He attac
He big Shaq
Fran Sido i got a rap attack
He rap
He attac
Aszn He
big facts
Bruv are you a poet ?? that was fr amazing
🤓
1:42 when the teacher asks me to describe world war 2
XD
LOL
A+
A comment that makes me laugh in the internet instead of just a blow
BRO HE STOLE THIS COMMENT FROM GENIUS
UK class be like 0:14
US class be like 1:40
Bruh 😭 chillll
Why did RUclips lead me back to this song 5 years later🤣😭 been listening on repeat for an hour😭🔥🔥
0% nudity
0% sex
0% cool car
100% asnee and quick math
Hahahahaaaa
😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
Haha 😂
right is asznee
i dont judge
just to know :P
0:04 most epic "boom" i've ever heard
Ahh... Boom
Ok boomer
You killed me 😂😂
Bm
More like bomm
"Don't get shook men u protectedtetedt" 😂😂😂😂
😂😅🙌
Damn I can’t get this song out of mind hahaha it pops every now and again
Your dad is 44
Nouki Blue no my dad is dead
emet052
Oops, that sucks... :(
Nouki Blue yep :/
emet052
Virtual hug 🐶
You two just ruined this comment
"What is the Wi-Fi password?"
"It's behind the router"
*behind the router: 0:06 *
yes
@@sundor5401 no
@@user-rp5qf4sl3p look at your nose
probably the best caption
Jajaj
"Hop out the 4 door with the 44, it was 1 2 3 and 4" is heat
This never get old
0% Curses
0% flexing
2% straight bars
44% Your dad
54% Asnee
200% Sauce
rAw SaUCe
0% ketchup
Big Shaq curse you know that
He cursed at 2 times and btw
👌
@@prawnstarmeal1865 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@yousifalameer nice
What the teacher explains: 0:15
The homework: 1:12
The exam: 1:40
Loool
Wampa842 Pretty accurate right there😂
Wampa842 lmaaoooo so fucking true
Wampa842 true
Looool xD
Perspiration king
Lynx affekt
2017. What a time to be alive. I wish it was 2017 again.
Same wish we can go back to 2017, I just miss that year..
0:20 that ck was crisp af
So true
Lmao! Your observation skills be on fleek, my guy! 😂
Faccttss 😂😂😂
Everyday mans on the block smoke trees????!
shit sounded crunchy
0% drugs
0% money
0% nudity
100% no ketchup
LOL
0% drugs
0% money
0% nudity
0% ketchup
100% raw sauce
*J U S T S A U C E, R A W S A U C E*
@@gabrielgomes8465 Gordon Ramsey: ITS FUCKING RAWWWWW !!!!
NO KETCHUP , JUST SAUCE RAW SAUCE
Except he mentions sex and drugs
This was a legendary moment bro😭 Miss 2017
I miss those times.
Me: remembering the lyrics after 2 years
*Im still worthy*
Haha sooo real
MR. SulppeZ *There is another*
MR. SulppeZ same brother
MR. SulppeZ same lol
MR. SulppeZ same my brethren
Man I miss 2017...
Me to
Me too, I was in Grade 9 and everything was good back then
Same
why 2017 was a giant shit show though compared to this years shit show it wasn't that bad
2014-2017
When youtube content was pure gold
Perspiration king!! 😂
6 YEARS LATER AND THIS SHIT STILL GOES HARDDD!!!!!
0% - Drugs
0% - Violence
0% - Alchohol
100% - RICE CRISPY
no drugs
big shaq: smoke trees
No violence
Big shaq: im gonna spin his jaw
R/woooooosh
@@polak.7144 r/wooosh
0% - Coronavirus
When he said "quack quack quack" the ducks in my backyard went crazy....
PERRFECT
"Nose long like garden hose" BARS!!!
I recently found out this guy is a comedian. This makes it even better lol
Did you think this was serious the whole time
@@fryhyh i never thought about it. To be fair, there are some weird people out there so I thought this was just one of them. Someone mentioned it and I was like “that makes even more sense”
@@fryhyh hahahahaha Joker innit 🤣😆😂
Wow that was quick
@@fryhyh thf ivduuhvci. 😑🤬🥷🍆🥔🥝
Who else had sudden nostalgia and came back here after years
Yes lol
Yep
Yes
me
Me
Wowww!!!!! Espectacular!
1:41 This was just the best part! 🤣
1:07 Your Protectededed
LMFAO
Ma gad I never remarked that 🤣
Bruh😭😂😂😅
"You predicted it".
ossimlz no listen to what he was saying before
I very strongly believe this meme can return. I miss it and i want it to come back
Seanbee G GIMME YO TWIX BITCH
Man's gonna come back in
Too soon
Ako
STFG
This just randomly popped in my head. So I'm here 🤣🤣
I cant believe it's been 6 years
10%:
Normal English
90%:
Big Shaq language
TheKingofTerrorZ actually this is normal London English 😂
@@b5coconuts399 more like british slang. people called roadman/men use these slang a lot.
@@starrie.2242I only learned US English in my entire life, and I thought it was so alien
fam dat normal brit eng you takin a piss?
Big Shaq language name is ''Shaqish'' i think
Nobody:
The meteor 60 million years ago: 0:04
lmfao
Come on...
lolll
Aight imma park here 🌎 ☄️ 💥
lmaoo
One of the greatest things ever uploaded to RUclips.
Legendary!!!
if you back here in 2020 youre a legend
Ya I'm here doing this 1:42
Stfu
Kła kła jak życie
Me to
@@heerahyouvraj6878 for your father
Love the way he says "boom", it's literally perfect 🤣
Ok, um... boom
ah boom
1:01
ruclips.net/video/oU8F82isGYE/видео.html
a'ight.........Boom
This feels like classic RUclips even though this was 2017. This is what YT was made for 😄
Been 5 years… how time flies 😢😂😂
0:06 The furniture names in IKEA be like:
OMG so true 😂😂😂😂😂😂
true
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Asnïï, Skütnüm, Råknüm, Üsnå
LMFAOOO
I showed this to my Dad.
He is now 44.
Not a funny comment
@@barracudicgd schut up
@@rothaarshanks7137 nigga
ŦRMƵ Z look at urself ur probs a 11 year old white kid lmao
@@BarneyFishing I am purple xD
the hook has been my ringtone for 4 years. it is such a banger lmao
never fails to make me laugh
The only man Eminem doesn’t dare to diss with
Hi
i like to move it move it
Eminen wouldn't DARE
🤣🤣🤣
Em Smash
0:20 That "block" is extra crispy
How did you even notice that yo🤣🤣
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@@DiamondDog_ hi
Bloყ
More Like “BLOKH”
why is this actully fire doe
Hold tight asnee
I love coming back this. Mans wrote a whole rap in predictive text.
This is underrated.
this is such a mfing funny comment man lmao
i don’t think he wrote this lmao
😂😂😂
Me when i see minecraft villager: 0:55
That's true
xD
xD
Daniel Gao lmfao this comment actually made me laugh at loud
If thats not a stolen comment, its absolute gold
This dude hits hard
December 17th, 2023 and this still slaps
Literally nothing in this song makes any sense and that's why I love it
There's a lot of U.K. slang.
that's mumble rap because nothing in the lyrics makes sense.
Living in the U.K. After 5 years I still can’t really understand what he’s saying XD
Pretty sure he said llama toes at some point
Nah this is beyond your comprehension
No one:
African dads naming their childs: 0:06
Trueee I am named Ali tho ;)
😂😂
I am mixed and my dad was born in Africa so lol
No I am Muslim tho
@Shinji Ikari I am mixed
The message is so valuable
1:41 Me explaining the entire FNAF timeline
1:41 the birth of a meme
You mean the birth of a LEGENDARY meme
Yes
I feel like this version is way better than the 'official remake... He just hits the bars better and captures his voice/base way better!
Facts agreed!
True
Yesp
of course
bars! fucking where?
This video never gets old hahahahaha
Heard this in a Peloton commercial, I had to come back