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  • @Quag1917
    @Quag1917 11 дней назад +3776

    Levy is having a normal one again

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 11 дней назад

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    • @Acfgvbhgbgffvhbhg
      @Acfgvbhgbgffvhbhg 11 дней назад +5

      Me:Well rested, healthy and in the middle of an intense chess match
      🧠: I'ma take my extra eight hours of sleep

    • @Wilk-46
      @Wilk-46 10 дней назад +1

      Yeah😂

    • @xynt8195
      @xynt8195 7 дней назад +1

      Rate my rizz "Are you Asian? Because I can't impress your parents."

  • @idkpro7
    @idkpro7 11 дней назад +3360

    What if I am down a rook tho

    • @Hey250-w5f
      @Hey250-w5f 11 дней назад +167

      You lose

    • @joaoluis7497
      @joaoluis7497 11 дней назад +53

      draw

    • @user-rj4gu5oh3k
      @user-rj4gu5oh3k 11 дней назад +21

      @Hey250-w5fNo its a draw then

    • @SsdDdffg
      @SsdDdffg 11 дней назад +23

      Just say English or Spanish when the other one has to play

    • @TheBunnyGod42069
      @TheBunnyGod42069 11 дней назад +20

      If your down a rook no girlfriend for you

  • @blakeanime9654
    @blakeanime9654 11 дней назад +691

    Instruction unclear, I have 10 queens on the board yet still 0 irl

    • @IgorBehling
      @IgorBehling 11 дней назад +12

      How? There are 8 pawns only

    • @masonmorgan8167
      @masonmorgan8167 11 дней назад +98

      @IgorBehlingwell obviously he has his Queen at the start, and then he rizzed up the black Queen with this tactic. Cmon bro

    • @no__Penesianball
      @no__Penesianball 11 дней назад

      ​@@masonmorgan8167💀

    • @kylederr9556
      @kylederr9556 11 дней назад +6

      You forgot the one on p 15😅😅

    • @megaldon1086
      @megaldon1086 11 дней назад +2

      @IgorBehling he didn't say they were all his.

  • @Tonytendomilk
    @Tonytendomilk 11 дней назад +1343

    Why did I actually think levy was gonna give me some life advice 😂

    • @exogul
      @exogul 11 дней назад +49

      what do you mean?? this is life advice

    • @vgrants1717
      @vgrants1717 11 дней назад +14

      He did?

    • @_aoe
      @_aoe 11 дней назад +20

      As a woman this is great advice

    • @keksbutter3337
      @keksbutter3337 11 дней назад +5

      As a not-woman, I would also feel charmed when seeing this opening

    • @iusanmario8117
      @iusanmario8117 10 дней назад

      Bro it's not an opening it's an endgame tactic​@@keksbutter3337

  • @tokyoknight6676
    @tokyoknight6676 11 дней назад +27

    Instructions unclear ended up with a stale mate.

  • @PawnCheckmated
    @PawnCheckmated 11 дней назад +435

    Instructions unclear: I married the queen instead of my girlfriend

  • @Mohamedsayed-vs9no
    @Mohamedsayed-vs9no 11 дней назад +76

    Instructions unclear, I am now married to a rook

  • @LucaPalladino-ju4eu
    @LucaPalladino-ju4eu 11 дней назад +350

    Thank you Levy. She called me insane and she ran away with Miguel…

  • @Master-Magic
    @Master-Magic 11 дней назад +30

    Levy giving relationship advice was not on my bingo card.

  • @Near_but_dumber
    @Near_but_dumber 11 дней назад +79

    I came here to become a sweaty chess nerd ,not get relationship advise, but you know what I'll take it.

    • @keksbutter3337
      @keksbutter3337 11 дней назад +3

      Chess isn't like Valorant, you don't have to give up your life to be good at it

    • @backdoorguy1
      @backdoorguy1 10 дней назад +1

      @@keksbutter3337 depends on what you consider good

    • @Near_but_dumber
      @Near_but_dumber 10 дней назад +5

      @@keksbutter3337 you can either die as a pretty good player, or live long enough to see yourself learning 20 moves of theory for an opening you don't even play.

  • @mriigankbansal6554
    @mriigankbansal6554 10 дней назад +12

    Instructions unclear: I was the black king all along

  • @PixelPerfect42
    @PixelPerfect42 11 дней назад +27

    This is better than most advice I’ve seen on the internet

  • @mohamedidmalk8065
    @mohamedidmalk8065 11 дней назад +159

    You are not weird enough to be a grand master,
    You are too handsome to be a grand master

    • @ChessXtra
      @ChessXtra 11 дней назад +6

      He would be overpowered

  • @22asheiu
    @22asheiu 10 дней назад +7

    How I think of this:
    Pawn: your crush/GF and if she promotes, she becomes your wife/gf
    Black: Your crush’s friend’s/your friends that want her
    Your rook: Your best friend and wingman
    Lucena: wingman stops black and sacrifices itself so you can get your queen❤️

  • @campa150
    @campa150 11 дней назад +14

    Best move: Resign...

  • @S4SM4N
    @S4SM4N 9 дней назад +4

    Instructions unclear: I now am being called a nerd for knowing what the Lucena position is.

  • @HughOnggara
    @HughOnggara 11 дней назад +16

    Damm lost the endgame in the end 😞

  • @AlatroyX
    @AlatroyX 10 дней назад +3

    Instructions unclear, promoted a knight. 😢

  • @пельмень2к
    @пельмень2к 10 дней назад +2

    All that's left is to figure out the controls

  • @beanclan12345
    @beanclan12345 5 дней назад +1

    I was almost hopeful for dating advice, until I remembered it's Levy...

  • @prawnydagrate
    @prawnydagrate 10 дней назад +1

    My bishop keeps wanting to enter the game

  • @ComicalSandwich
    @ComicalSandwich 11 дней назад +4

    Instructions unclear she ran away screaming

  • @Diablo77T
    @Diablo77T 10 дней назад +2

    Levy having sacrificed his money but got a QUEEEEEEN🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @Halflifesever
    @Halflifesever 9 дней назад +1

    Ty levy i got rejected 87 times trying this method!

  • @nottherealsocksfor1w
    @nottherealsocksfor1w 8 дней назад

    It’s like your friend helping you get a girlfriend

  • @gourmetwater2442
    @gourmetwater2442 10 дней назад +1

    Instructions unclear. My date is a wooden chess piece now.

  • @T1M0GJ1
    @T1M0GJ1 10 дней назад +2

    So we should play chess on our date ic

  • @luckytrinh333
    @luckytrinh333 11 дней назад +3

    I did this and now have *100+ DMs*
    It really works guys!!

  • @TheRealTurkishGuy
    @TheRealTurkishGuy 7 дней назад +2

    background music takes me away

  • @MaDaFakerz
    @MaDaFakerz 9 дней назад +2

    The real question is how do i even do this in real life

  • @Why-s8j
    @Why-s8j 9 дней назад +1

    Like is like a game of chess one wrong move and you lose your queen 👸

  • @riddhipatel1062
    @riddhipatel1062 10 дней назад +2

    or just try one of these openings
    Rizzolimo
    Riz Lopez
    Rizzillian
    Rizzokann defence
    Rizz prix attack
    Rizzvian gambit

  • @yashwantroy5959
    @yashwantroy5959 10 дней назад +2

    Sagar sah tried to teach india lucian 2 years ago and failed miserably😂.
    We are like in our hole life we never get A position like that ...

  • @yr8563
    @yr8563 10 дней назад +2

    Share tip for hairline comeback king

  • @pacmanpowerghost
    @pacmanpowerghost 7 дней назад

    Bro has no rizz but still got the girl.

  • @IgorBehling
    @IgorBehling 11 дней назад +4

    Never forget to promote to a rock, because you can't have 2 queens

  • @hishsa
    @hishsa 2 дня назад

    Bro just called me single in 25 moves

  • @xynt8195
    @xynt8195 7 дней назад

    That rook is her overprotective dad with shotgun

  • @fuseinamasawudu7143
    @fuseinamasawudu7143 6 дней назад

    Bro is turning everything into chess

  • @assos2000
    @assos2000 8 дней назад

    Levy, I wish you to become GM if you want it, from your videos and without me being specialist I see a brilliant mind, smart and with lot of activities in your life. Both be healthy and happy, and with a bigger family if you want that too! Nikolaos from Greece

  • @trulynotsimon
    @trulynotsimon 8 дней назад +1

    I beat her in chess and now she won't talk to me. What did I do wrong?

  • @BeckhamWilliamson
    @BeckhamWilliamson 10 дней назад

    Bro sacrificed THE ROOOOOOK for his queen

  • @FlameHashiraAries
    @FlameHashiraAries 10 дней назад

    This man is teaching me to lose my bro for a queen

  • @Chrono0dr-qn7vu
    @Chrono0dr-qn7vu 4 дня назад

    Hypothetically, what if I don’t have a pawn to start with

  • @Ilyiglvutl
    @Ilyiglvutl 10 дней назад

    Today I learned that I need to find a rook to sacrifice...

  • @depressedsouls26
    @depressedsouls26 11 дней назад +1

    Gotham is rizzing in chess now😂

  • @GuGus963
    @GuGus963 11 дней назад

    Levy is truly the vsauce of chess

  • @helloeveryone0123
    @helloeveryone0123 11 дней назад +1

    A true wingman indeed

  • @yoldasbosluk
    @yoldasbosluk 10 дней назад

    So you bring protection to the king

  • @骨っぽい
    @骨っぽい 10 дней назад

    The kid with the glasses scrood us again

  • @kittredge5167
    @kittredge5167 10 дней назад

    He's saying use jedi mind tricks... fair enough.

  • @kevin.playz11
    @kevin.playz11 10 дней назад

    my rizz is so bad that will make me blunder

  • @LeoBru-n5z
    @LeoBru-n5z 11 дней назад

    best advice i've ever gotten, thanks levy

  • @n.furtulaa
    @n.furtulaa 9 дней назад

    He forgot to mention Magnus.

  • @davidmasse2829
    @davidmasse2829 10 дней назад

    Feels like last month! Three years already wow. Great choice of a wife Levy- truly.

  • @rupslife4993
    @rupslife4993 11 дней назад

    Gotham chess giving rizz tips before gta 6 is crazy😂😂😂

  • @luckytrinh333
    @luckytrinh333 11 дней назад +1

    Next the Philidor pls 🙏

  • @Markyparky56
    @Markyparky56 11 дней назад

    That rook is a true wingman

  • @FirdhausHaikal
    @FirdhausHaikal 10 дней назад

    Bro have that chess rizz

  • @hunter-2010
    @hunter-2010 11 дней назад +1

    Me trying to find a rook in real life

  • @HaranatsuMilky
    @HaranatsuMilky 6 дней назад

    Videos before:
    You can't have partner
    Now:
    You can have partner 💀

  • @Honoredragon
    @Honoredragon 11 дней назад

    Levy just knows how to smooth talk his wife, I mean just listen to the ending, he knows what he's saying

  • @EpicGammingCrew
    @EpicGammingCrew 9 дней назад

    What if I’m down 16 points of material and got checkmated two hours ago lol

  • @ijackson1031
    @ijackson1031 9 дней назад

    Bro thought we were going to get a date in the first place

  • @rorschac009oo8
    @rorschac009oo8 11 дней назад

    Instructions unclear, the Queen only likes the King as a friend

  • @talhilos
    @talhilos 7 дней назад

    Me: Calling Hikaru

  • @Rg-nk3rc
    @Rg-nk3rc 6 дней назад

    I confirmed I get my girlfriend by moving castles left and right against another castle.

  • @Ecy-4xe
    @Ecy-4xe 10 дней назад

    Love advice from Levy 💀🙏🏻

  • @CrimsonCypher
    @CrimsonCypher 9 дней назад

    I thought I had rizz, now I have a rizz-straining order, thanks Gotham

  • @Restordsto
    @Restordsto 9 дней назад

    Sooo just sacrifice THE ROOOOOOKE

  • @soupe2000
    @soupe2000 10 дней назад

    Instructions unclear, she threw the pieces from the diner table when I was about to show her the zigzag and left me alone dining with my chess pieces

  • @OfficeChair42
    @OfficeChair42 10 дней назад

    As goofy as this format is, it works wonders for information retention. Well played Levy!

  • @VictorMorehouse-iz5vr
    @VictorMorehouse-iz5vr 10 дней назад

    Bro has chess rizz

  • @Unknowfox770
    @Unknowfox770 10 дней назад

    "And the lucena is guaranteed to work on anybody"
    The one named philidor :

  • @_PianoLab
    @_PianoLab 8 дней назад

    Bro is forgetting 64 squares

  • @I.have.major.sillyism
    @I.have.major.sillyism 11 дней назад

    As a girl this is 100% accurate

  • @IanOmondi-i6j
    @IanOmondi-i6j 11 дней назад

    Thanks, Levy.
    Looking forward for the philidor...

  • @kubos5500
    @kubos5500 11 дней назад

    "black is going to give you check and check and check and check" relatable 🥶

  • @PortaeTenebrarum
    @PortaeTenebrarum 11 дней назад

    For the first time i though Levy was gonna help me with my crush, when he said Lucena:

  • @Admin-dv9yp
    @Admin-dv9yp 11 дней назад

    And then you fumble the king and queen mate

  • @Adamin_The_III
    @Adamin_The_III 10 дней назад

    What if we just play Re1 and block them from checking in the first place

  • @BlazerBS1
    @BlazerBS1 10 дней назад

    So what i have to do is sacrifice my right hand man, gotcha

  • @Ali-u8p1z
    @Ali-u8p1z 11 дней назад

    You get a queen also in real life😂

  • @reedf910
    @reedf910 11 дней назад +2

    Instructions unclear, I sacrificed the ROOK and lost the endgame and my girlfriend :(

  • @09stir
    @09stir 11 дней назад

    I'm trying to find a metaphor but I'm at a loss. Guess that's why I'm single

  • @mohammademad2003
    @mohammademad2003 11 дней назад

    the queen need a castel no queen for you mester

  • @TaintedCamper
    @TaintedCamper 11 дней назад

    when he makes GM we might atualy get some life advice

  • @amirbf4ever
    @amirbf4ever 10 дней назад

    I lost my queen. (Never found one)

  • @Anuragkaira
    @Anuragkaira 11 дней назад

    So what am i suppose to do sacrifice my friend.

  • @chaosjack2385
    @chaosjack2385 9 дней назад

    What if my rook is below average

  • @DetachedHat1799
    @DetachedHat1799 11 дней назад

    But im sure none of my girls would ever be able to play chess to begin with

  • @Lex_EN
    @Lex_EN 10 дней назад

    average chess player rizz tips:

  • @rileybrooks5237
    @rileybrooks5237 9 дней назад

    I tried this yesterday; it worked! I'm now married with 3 kids, a dog, and a white picket fenced house.

  • @marekcmonster1937
    @marekcmonster1937 5 дней назад

    Tried this on a date and she suddenly had to go to the restroom & i never saw her again

  • @Sadangelsfan78
    @Sadangelsfan78 8 дней назад

    Levy married. Immersion ruined.

  • @Nobod114
    @Nobod114 11 дней назад

    right i'll bring a chess board for sure😂

  • @adamscibor148
    @adamscibor148 5 дней назад

    What if i sacrificed the rook

  • @felipecandido529
    @felipecandido529 8 дней назад

    Intructions were unclear, married my bro instead 😔

  • @rin-eri
    @rin-eri 11 дней назад

    Hans can be your chess coach and you can be his dating coach. 😊

  • @Its_SaberHG
    @Its_SaberHG 10 дней назад

    I did this but blundered because I play Dead by Daylight