😁👍🏼😄 God loves you so much no matter what He loves us but He really wants us to love Him back and to accept Him as our Lord and Savior! Our sin separated us from God but Jesus sacrificed His life to bring us back to God! But He rose again 3 days later defeating DEATH!!!! God loves you man and if you accept Him and Believe in Him, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, The Bible, and His Death and Resurrection you will be saved all you have to do is ask Him for forgiveness of your sin! If you’re interested I can talk to you about it! God Bless y’all and your family and friends and God loves y’all!
The actual equation is V × H ÷ A But I think your equation is more accurate because they're all directly proportional to their artistic and cultural impact 😂
lelennyfox34 True. Yeah that makes sense. Sad though cause criticism really does help you improve sometimes. I should know I’ve gotten some before and they helped me a lot.
i don't think his humor criticizes the church harshly at all. he turns the light on the church and makes you laugh at what you see. it's like laughing at your family. you've earned the right to laugh at them in love. i like that his humor is universal enough that believers, non-believers, and not-yet believers (see what i did there? lol) can appreciate it. this guy is genius, in my book.
Jordan Feliz's hats... Joel Smallbone's jawline... Jeremy Camp's fitness.... JD's hair when he washes it... I'm dead and gone.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Of course... the trinity is superb... This video would have been nothing without mentioning Mac Powell's voice...
@@LAMPS0RULE last year, John and Cory kept roasting each other on Instagram, and then Cory took all of 2019 off from using it. So the joke is that his year long fast is because of John.
Awesome on so many levels! And the hidden gems!! Little Cody Carnes pic behind Kari Jobe; Anderson Cooper as Matt Maher; Aaron crying over dad issues! Perfect!!
Cannot believe you've not even loaded John Cooper from Skillet. His passion, vocals, intensity, song writing, and pure joy in Christ.... *sigh* he's amazing! 2nd that on Lacey Sturm.
My team pick is "The Keith Green Pastures" as he was my very FAVORITE artist on Earth and cannot wait to hear his worship music, once again, in that MOST perfect place called Heaven🎶🙏❣~:) Go John☺!!!
+Holly Fisher ----- Keith Green was also a TRULY saved believer. They should NOT be mocking him like that. He taught and preached (in his own home church) TRUE Doctrine, but most so-called "churches" cannot do that today. Not the "churches" these guys so-called "pastor". Jesus is coming soon - the REAL one. Jesus warns to BEWARE of false teachers, such as these, not support them. Heaven? *Listen* to Jesus. Doctrine, to Christ, is of UTMOST importance. It isn't a joke to mess with - like the APOSTATE "Unhitch the Old Testament", courtesy of Andy Stanley - of all people. He KNOWS better. Listen to CHARLES Stanley - HE teaches TRUE Doctrine. How Andy got lost, only HE knows. But he is LOST. The OLD Testament, ALL of it, foreshadows Jesus Christ. WHY would ANYONE "unhitch it"? Types and shadows of Christ is *all through it*. That's *blasphemy, his saying to "unhitch it"!* But there is only loss and trouble if you keep supporting these guys and others like them with their false Doctrines when Jesus CLEARLY warns NOT to. HOW can you THINK about even starting to SUPPORT men like THIS and talk about HEAVEN?? THAT is doing the TOTAL OPPOSITE of what Jesus says!! Jesus said BEWARE of false teachers! I know, you go to the FALSE churches, so sadly, you also NO doubt know NOTHING about the Bible.. There is precious little time left as again, Jesus (the REAL one - not the false one of these churches) is coming SOON! Get AWAY from these FALSE teachers of FALSE Doctrines while there is time!! Doctrines of Demons is what they "teach" as the Bible calls them!! Seek a REAL church, REAL, SOUND teachers. Learn from the Bible, not these false clowns. Your soul is worth too much more! Need a REAL teacher? See Dr. John Barnett, You Tube channel is DTBM. (Discover the Book Ministries is what it stands for). He teaches TRUTH. Learn some Bible TRUTH while there is still time. Get AWAY from false teaching. ESPECIALLY Hillsong and Bethel - the WORST besides Osteen and Elevation. Get away from ALL of them while there is time!
John, you coulda had me at Psalty The Singing Songbook but nooooooooo........ bunch a loooosers!! Maybe Mr Lunt or Mary Rice Hopkins next time!!! Just kidding (I hope you know that?). ":^)
I love how this is praise, and a roasting at the same time. Keep them humble John! Brooke got a shout out, and I'm confused about Joel Smallbone. I mean, he's a great guy, I've met him and have nothing but good to say about him, but thought he was a wild card.
You DON'T need false teachers in your life. Jesus is coming SOON! Get into a REAL church if you choose to attend one with a REAL Pastor teaching TRUE Doctrine as Christ HIMSELF commands!
TrAyVoN martin I didn’t ether. But these videos always manage to make me laugh even if I’m feeling down. I’m not even religious this is just so hilarious.
😂😂 crazy I never heard of most of these people Edit:it’s so hard to join in on conversation on your comment because you have no idea what anyone talking about
What Mi Les said, except Daigle is questionable too as she refused to call homosexuality a sin in an interview because she has homosexual friends didn't want to offend. I heard the interview and was shocked at her compromise of the Bible when she had the perfect captive audience to witness to.
Jason Ingram's Songwriting skills + Lincoln Brewster's Guitar Skills + Danny Gokey's Vocal Skills + Chris Tomlin's Worship Charisma + David Crowder's Looks (I'm Imagining John the Baptist leading worship) Peace! 😁✌️
Seriously you couldn’t just have an actual pic of Matt Maher? But you put up Anderson Cooper? Check your heart bro! 😂😂 All the rest was pretty good. Love the fall at the end and the Cory asbury burn.
They have a pic of anderson cooper for Matt Maher I am losing it over here XD
Diane Rodriguez
Ya I was confused why Anderson cooper was on the board
Is it just me or the photo meant to represent JD is actually Ben Hastings?
@@estheraruka6374 No.
Diane Rodriguez 😂. I was wondering if I was seeing things
I think JD looks more like Weird Al
"By thw way how is Matt Redman still on the board?" "I can give ya 10,000 reasons"
Emilie B. END ME
SAVAGE TUNER omg 😂😂😂
Can you explain that one to me? Lol
anthony James Matt made a song called 10,000 reasons
SAVAGE TUNER I was hoping there would be more to it 😂
“Okay, He might’ve taken the wheel but would He take a Louisville Slugger to BOTH headlights?!”
No. No he wouldn't
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that song. Cheaters deserve worse.
@@angelsmilkyway4352 I dunno, he flipped a lot of tables and chased people with a whip so.....
Perhaps if it was the money changers.
Kim Walker-Smith's laugh was spot on 😂
Yeah, that was funny 😸
That one got me too!! Does she even know that's a thing?
it Holy Laughter,, do not jokes on it
“..and it’s Mac Powell’s voice”
John: *falls to the floor*
😂😂I’m dead this was the best😂😂
Can u argue against his choices?
Alicia Bell no I agree. I just thought the whole scene was funny😉
Yes! That was awesome!
Btw Mac Powell does have the voice of a rockin angel!
“heard his wife made him cut his beard, could have a samson effect”
IM DECEASED
Lol I died
That's what Samson said.
😁👍🏼😄
God loves you so much no matter what He loves us but He really wants us to love Him back and to accept Him as our Lord and Savior! Our sin separated us from God but Jesus sacrificed His life to bring us back to God! But He rose again 3 days later defeating DEATH!!!! God loves you man and if you accept Him and Believe in Him, Jesus, The Holy Spirit, The Bible, and His Death and Resurrection you will be saved all you have to do is ask Him for forgiveness of your sin! If you’re interested I can talk to you about it! God Bless y’all and your family and friends and God loves y’all!
I just joined you🤣🤣🤣
Could you please explain?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH that subtle Cody Carnes joke for the win
it killed me.
He comes in the package with Kari haha
I was like No way!!! That's sharp!
that’s what i’m saying!! 😂
That floored me 😂😂😂
YES! Sequel to Celebrity Pastor Fantasy Draft! So pumped!!!!
I’m so thankful I don’t know any of those singers except I recognize Kari Jobs name!!
"I see your "Wasted" and raise you "Jesus Take The Wheel"
Well we were all waiting for him to say it
I’ve been a worship leader for over 15 years and didn’t know Brooke Ligertwood and Brooke Fraser was the same person until this video 😂
Why is Anderson Cooper there lol 😂
True. His character name Mark.
Matt Maher doppleganger
😂 I know lol
I was like, "Is that Steve Martin?" lol
Anderson cooper is no different than hillsong... 😳😳😳
Laughing HARD AT the “try not to cry face” after dude says, “My dad and I are really different.”
Ikr😂😂😂
...and Jeremy Camp's pecsER#%$@$fitness...Jeremy Camp's fitness...
Excuse me, but why is for KING & COUNTRY still on the board?!?!?!?
Joel and Luke are priceless.
Priceless😂
Pun fully intended😂😂😂
God only knows why🤷🏾♀️....
Joel got picked for his jawline 😂
@@serinamikaylavlogs Ikr, it had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Samson effect mind your own board lol to funny !!!
VHA = Vocal Range x Hits x General Attractiveness
Simple logic, I thought everyone knew that! 😂😂😂
The actual equation is V × H ÷ A
But I think your equation is more accurate because they're all directly proportional to their artistic and cultural impact 😂
Jenavee Azurin Valenzuela I’d prefer multiply by zero than divide by zero in my case 😂
"By the way, how is Matt Redman still on the board?"
"I can give you 10,000 reasons"!!😂😂 Classic🤙🏽
Also loved how Cody Carnes' picture was underneath Kari Jobe's 😂
That was my favorite!!! Honestly my favorite joke!!!
Please help me understand why it was
@@munashesimba3232 that's Kari Jobe Husband
No one picked David Crowder to avoid the unforeseen kiss vs sloppy wet kiss debate
I’m an atheist, and I love your Christian content so much. Just wanted you to know there was love from the other side!
lelennyfox34
True. Yeah that makes sense. Sad though cause criticism really does help you improve sometimes. I should know I’ve gotten some before and they helped me a lot.
God bless you!! you are loved by the one above!!
i don't think his humor criticizes the church harshly at all. he turns the light on the church and makes you laugh at what you see. it's like laughing at your family. you've earned the right to laugh at them in love. i like that his humor is universal enough that believers, non-believers, and not-yet believers (see what i did there? lol) can appreciate it. this guy is genius, in my book.
I’m agnostic and I agree
Jesus loves you
Can we have a part 2 with black worship leaders lol
Yes!!!! I wanna see it too lmbo
I agree!!!!! Smh
It'd be part 3.👌😎
Yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! and where was Kirk Franklin.... Kirk writes with Ye.... He's an obvious winner
Yes he wasn't ready....we go hard...lol
Jordan Feliz's hats... Joel Smallbone's jawline... Jeremy Camp's fitness.... JD's hair when he washes it... I'm dead and gone.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Of course... the trinity is superb... This video would have been nothing without mentioning Mac Powell's voice...
'Crowder's beard' was a missed opportunity
Still mad they didn’t choose Crowder
You can't have a great worship w/o Crowder
Crowder should be the #1 pick.
I would take that beard over pec's anyday!
I know! They meantion Chris Tomlin over David. Awful.
I was waiting for him!!
Um, Phil Wickham isn’t even on the board...so I’m having a hard time taking this seriously y’all. 🤨😂
Anybody else feelin’ this struggle?
OMG I forgot about him lol
Lol
Phil Wickham is my favorite Christain singer tbh
Yeah and I just saw him in concert a few nights ago😂
Yes, love him
Nobody picked or even acknowledged Bieber, but it's still funny he's up there.
I think you just did :)
I don't think Bieber is up there. I think you might be referring to the picture of Dave Barnes.
no.......i noticed that!!
The dude diagonally above Jordan Feliz? That’s not Bieber.
that’s him don’t play
Lol you know my dad & I we’re really different.....(undertoned nervous laugh)
The worship laugh (hahaaaa)
His pecs... Uh-- fitness. Looks down. 😳
Lol. After talking about how him and his dad don’t agree about Lauren daigle, I think he’s a little fluid
And Kim Walker's laugh "haha" 😂😂❤️
I'm sad David Crowder was still up there by the end. :(
I loved the way the video ended. 😂
The cristbury beef is still alive. 😄
Overall, well done. 👏🏻
What was the deal with Cory Asbury?
I mean, at least his goatee needs to be selected! It's a verb for goodness sake! lol
@@LAMPS0RULE last year, John and Cory kept roasting each other on Instagram, and then Cory took all of 2019 off from using it. So the joke is that his year long fast is because of John.
@@ashleyc.230 lmaooo I didn't know about this! I should've been there with my popcorn!
John was right, Kari Jobe came out with the blessing😆
Awesome on so many levels! And the hidden gems!!
Little Cody Carnes pic behind Kari Jobe;
Anderson Cooper as Matt Maher;
Aaron crying over dad issues!
Perfect!!
Cannot believe you've not even loaded John Cooper from Skillet. His passion, vocals, intensity, song writing, and pure joy in Christ.... *sigh* he's amazing!
2nd that on Lacey Sturm.
That would've been a GREAT wild card!!!
@@Billie_Marie_ OMG YOU'RE SO CORRECT!!!! ❣️🎉
@@cavspunk08 EXACTLY!! ❣️🎸🎵
I wouldn't exactly say skillet is worship 😬 lol
The cory asbury references..... 😂😂😂 I cannot EVEN
Here’s my draft: Pick 1: Meredith Andrews Pick 2: Mark Hall Mega Pick: Colton Dixon’s Mohawk, Hannah Kerr’s Vocals & Tauren Wells’ Dance Moves.
Micah Mann ladies and gents we have a winner
“How could I have predicted that my whole lineup was gonna get preachers and sneakered?” 😂
What does this mean? Can someone explain this to me? Thanks.
It’s an Instagram account that features preachers/worship leaders in expensive sneakers
@@joshcarsonjc3
Thanks cause I didn't know what he was talking about on that one
@@joshcarsonjc3 thanks. i was really clueless on this.
They got Me Shoe’d 😂😂😂
"Literally the voice doppelganger of Adele"
What I've been saying all along. I'm glad somebody else noticed this😁
This is AWESOME!!!! LOVE the follow up from last year celebrity pastor fantasy draft!
"Keith Green Pastures",😂😂😂 great stuff.
Brooke Fraser-Ligerwood from Hillsong is the GOAT, period
Ya'll done messed up by PASSING UP CROWDER'S BEARD!!!
Absolutely died and rose again when they mentioned Kim Walker-Smith’s laugh!
😭😭😭😭
I lost it at Kim Walker’s laugh 😂
"Dance like the weight has been lifted
...ha ha"
"Joel Smallbone's jawline." 😂😂😂
Anderson Cooper at the middle 😂😂😂
“Jordan Feliz’s hats”
“Great hats”
Okay, okay, but Crowder. If you wanna make it even to the playoffs, you need Crowder. Phil Wickham would be a good choice, too.
My team pick is "The Keith Green Pastures" as he was my very FAVORITE artist on Earth and cannot wait to hear his worship music, once again, in that MOST perfect place called Heaven🎶🙏❣~:) Go John☺!!!
+Holly Fisher ----- Keith Green was also a TRULY saved believer. They should NOT be mocking him like that. He taught and preached (in his own home church) TRUE Doctrine, but most so-called "churches" cannot do that today. Not the "churches" these guys so-called "pastor". Jesus is coming soon - the REAL one. Jesus warns to BEWARE of false teachers, such as these, not support them. Heaven? *Listen* to Jesus. Doctrine, to Christ, is of UTMOST importance. It isn't a joke to mess with - like the APOSTATE "Unhitch the Old Testament", courtesy of Andy Stanley - of all people. He KNOWS better. Listen to CHARLES Stanley - HE teaches TRUE Doctrine. How Andy got lost, only HE knows. But he is LOST. The OLD Testament, ALL of it, foreshadows Jesus Christ. WHY would ANYONE "unhitch it"? Types and shadows of Christ is *all through it*. That's *blasphemy, his saying to "unhitch it"!* But there is only loss and trouble if you keep supporting these guys and others like them with their false Doctrines when Jesus CLEARLY warns NOT to. HOW can you THINK about even starting to SUPPORT men like THIS and talk about HEAVEN?? THAT is doing the TOTAL OPPOSITE of what Jesus says!! Jesus said BEWARE of false teachers! I know, you go to the FALSE churches, so sadly, you also NO doubt know NOTHING about the Bible.. There is precious little time left as again, Jesus (the REAL one - not the false one of these churches) is coming SOON! Get AWAY from these FALSE teachers of FALSE Doctrines while there is time!! Doctrines of Demons is what they "teach" as the Bible calls them!! Seek a REAL church, REAL, SOUND teachers. Learn from the Bible, not these false clowns. Your soul is worth too much more! Need a REAL teacher? See Dr. John Barnett, You Tube channel is DTBM. (Discover the Book Ministries is what it stands for). He teaches TRUTH. Learn some Bible TRUTH while there is still time. Get AWAY from false teaching. ESPECIALLY Hillsong and Bethel - the WORST besides Osteen and Elevation. Get away from ALL of them while there is time!
I was waiting on the Justin Bieber joke 😂
Him being on the board *was* the joke.
Nah, that's Dave Barnes.
I'll take Bethel Music's gold dust that falls from heaven. 😂😂😂
This was hilarious. I died at the Jeremy Camp part! 😂
PECKS I mean fitness 🤣
Um why isn’t Colton Dixon even on this board? He has the hair, ATTRACTIVENESS😍, voice, stage presence, AND songwriting ability 🤦🏻♀️ #amateurs
John, you coulda had me at Psalty The Singing Songbook but nooooooooo........ bunch a loooosers!! Maybe Mr Lunt or Mary Rice Hopkins next time!!! Just kidding (I hope you know that?). ":^)
Kim Walker's laugh 🤣🤣🤣, I can hear it now lol
Why’d y’all do Cody Carnes like that!?! 😂😂😂
They had nothing else to say
“Kim Walker’s laugh” 😂😂
So true though, eh?
"It's not Mariah Cannon" John Crist 2019
“Heard his wife made him cut his beard. Could have the Samson effect.” 🤣🤣
ending with mac powell was soooo good 😂😂😂😂
For king and country is my favorite band 🎤❤️❤️❤️
Everybody sleepin on lincoln brewster. Shredding ability while leading and singing.
"if it's something like Bethel they don't have any recognizable players" excellent
“my dad and i, we’re really different”...........
**cries**
“Mac Powell’s voice”. Best line!
Who else loves John Crist? 👋
Katy Tentinger 😂😂😂
And Kim Walkers laugh
"Haha"
"Haha"
Oh my gosh that hilarious 😂😂
We're only appreciating Jordan Feliz for his hat?? He has so much more to offer! lol
I was super excited to see JF was on the board!
"...and Kim Walker's laugh. Haha." 4:11 xD
Glad I'm not the only one who is sad Crowder didn't get picked lol
I'm so happy. The *ZERO EDITING* approach here is truly magical.
I love how this is praise, and a roasting at the same time. Keep them humble John! Brooke got a shout out, and I'm confused about Joel Smallbone. I mean, he's a great guy, I've met him and have nothing but good to say about him, but thought he was a wild card.
What do you mean?
Joel Smallbones Jaw line 👌🏻😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead lol
Without the TRUE Christ, you'll lose your soul, it is NO joke....
I didn't even know I needed this type of content in my life. Thank you
You DON'T need false teachers in your life. Jesus is coming SOON! Get into a REAL church if you choose to attend one with a REAL Pastor teaching TRUE Doctrine as Christ HIMSELF commands!
TrAyVoN martin
I didn’t ether. But these videos always manage to make me laugh even if I’m feeling down. I’m not even religious this is just so hilarious.
Aaron Chewning’s Worship leader: Dave Barnes sense of humor, Joel Smallbone’s jawline! and Jeremy Camp’s pecs. I- uh- fitness 🤣🤣🤣
Who loves For King and Country 🎤❤️❤️
Me!!!
“Yeah, they got ME SHOED” That’s amazing
Should I be laughing 😂 this hard
"Kim Walkers laugh" Haha! I can't believe you went there, but that had me dying!
😂😂 crazy I never heard of most of these people
Edit:it’s so hard to join in on conversation on your comment because you have no idea what anyone talking about
That’s good because a lot of them are theological trash and questionable never mind their bad music (except daigle whose is acceptable)
Mi Les Lol 😂 Time for me to study
What Mi Les said, except Daigle is questionable too as she refused to call homosexuality a sin in an interview because she has homosexual friends didn't want to offend. I heard the interview and was shocked at her compromise of the Bible when she had the perfect captive audience to witness to.
Amanda Richards
I meant her music, actually I didn’t know she had a homosexuality controversy either
JoJo Skye yes 👏🏾
I still can’t believe y’all did Cody Carnes like that
4:16 Joel Smallbone’s jawline, and Jeremy Camp’s pecs- uh... fitness. Jeremy Camp’s fitness!
Jason Ingram's Songwriting skills + Lincoln Brewster's Guitar Skills + Danny Gokey's Vocal Skills + Chris Tomlin's Worship Charisma + David Crowder's Looks (I'm Imagining John the Baptist leading worship) Peace! 😁✌️
“Joel Smallbone’s jaw line” because there is no better one
Dang, they just went there on so many levels🤣🤣🤣
Yas. Joel Smallbone's jawline is literally angelic.
When Kari Job’s husband was behind her picture I CACKLED
I would do Crowder, Toby Mac, Skillet, and Lacrae
Lmao KIM walkers laugh 😂🤣
I know I would have enjoyed this a lot more if I knew anything about the contemporary church and contemporary Christian music.
I love the Kim Waller’s laugh part 🤣 i literally love her laugh so it’s funny to know I’m not the only one who’s noticed it and loved it 😭
THEY GOT ME SHOE’D. I’M SO DONE.
Kim Walkers laughs😂
I love it. A lot pf people have asked her why she laughs so often and she said it's because of the joy of worshipping Jesus.❤
Him and Trey Kennedy are the best (Christian comedic) duo ever🤣🤣
I know Trey isn’t in this video but still
Lol that pic of Anderson Cooper had me like "where are they going with this?"
I WOULD LITERALLY PICK LAUREN IN A HEARTBEAT. SHE'S AMAZING.
Seriously you couldn’t just have an actual pic of Matt Maher? But you put up Anderson Cooper? Check your heart bro! 😂😂
All the rest was pretty good. Love the fall at the end and the Cory asbury burn.
Anderson Cooper as Matt Maher 😂😆😂😆😂😆😃😆😃
"Why is Matt Redman still on the board? I could give you 10,000 reasons." HAHA!
I’m taking John Crist and Aaron Chewning 👊🏻
OMG preacher n sneakered 😂😂 0:53
Where the heck did Anderson Cooper come from? 😂
Matt Maher look alike/joke
Satanic leader
LOL I knew that wasn't Matt Maher!!! I can see the resemblance.
This is so well written, with subtle dude acting, it’s scary.