Toy Machine Vaccine
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- Опубликовано: 11 апр 2021
- "Toy Machine Vaccine" - Video number 8 from Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company.
Starring: Axel Cruysberghs, Dashawn Jordan, Daniel Lutheran, Leo Romero, Blake Carpenter, Jeremy Leabres, CJ Collins, Myles Willard, Braden Hoban and Matt Bennett.
Directed and Edited by - Don Luong
WARNING: This video will trigger a massive orgasm in your brain, launching a SCUD missile of microaggressions on the few brain cells you have left. Good luck avoiding the Toy Machine squirting its vaccine all over your eyeballs inoculating you from making stupid choices in the future such as buying a deck that is not a Toy Machine.
Side effects may include: Tenderness at inflection site, anaphylaxis of the scrote, corrosion of cognition, constipation of democracy, bloodshot eyes, diarrhea of the medulla oblongata, intellect stupefaction, lung oyster leakage, blurred vision, dry mouth, legs, perturbed pudendum, conspiracy gullibility simplex 2, inflation of anxiety, general aggrandizement, ego grift, burgeoning capability, death postponement, aptitude enlargement, skill hike, soul crisping. Some people have shown a tendency towards becoming a lummox, as well as having their corpuscles become corpulent. See a doctor immediately if you experience rectal prolapse, summiting and/or flag planting at the peak of your mons pubis, or if your pet has started distancing itself from you. These could be signs of the impending Rapture, looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten, or just a general addiction to the most powerful drug on planet earth: Skateboarding.
Dude literally grinded around that disk like he was playing THPS 🤯🤯🤯
that's a fact
fr, Hoban is a beast. Ring around the Rosie but no fall down lol
got me runnin in a cycalone
@@MikeRawbertson this is the funniest THPS joke I’ve ever read
He was using cheat codes for sure
Hoban, Dashawn. And that ONE RANDOM ASIAN KID WHO HARDFLIPPED THE MASSIVE SET IN THE MIDDLE AND HAD NO OTHER CLIPS
This is true!!!
ikeda throws down at all the comps
I almost like how he’s mysterious. I should mention The little black kid with the fro shows a lot of potential.
@@DFunct905 jay is killer
Man for real, that hardflip was sick haha
Dashawn is DANGEROUS. My God, whole part was enders. But I gotta give it to Braden Hoban for surprising me with one of the best parts/enders i've seen!
what happened bud
ayo when u gonna post
Dashawns part is bonkers
Oh my God amazing
he’s wearing all the dunk lows in the world
Dashawn just uplifted Toy Machine into space with this one! 🪐🚀
That was smooth as fuck!
The whole part was crazy. Most seemed not humanely possible. Easily one of my new favorite skaters. Not even close. Straight ripped.
Yes just what tm needed
yeah bro hes dope,or dope is him,dope is just how ed brainwashed him to hook up with the true cult toymachine,i dont think its been brainwashed but yeah same thing there brains have been wasshed ,like been cleased.ive been followeR most of my life.just like a class a + fuKed up good drug,in the vein toy machine will take our $$$$$$$$$$$$$ but we will be taken to the promised land,hail father ED, HE IS THE TRUE CRIMINAL CULT. .PEACE AND RESPECT TO YOU AND OUR CULT MY BRO.........☠💯%KEEP THE FAITH
Braden Hoban is one of the most underrated skaters right now
Haha I jumped on my phone to say something similar, I have never heard of him. It's not like I skate anymore but sheesh. Hes money!!! Dashawn is super dope to.
Holdin Tudix blows him away
@@galvanizedgnome I prefer to just hold my own ; )
Marcel martinez. Chris cope. Those two
Insane balance. Never seen a guy taking as much speed during a 50-50 as he does at 5:50. And let's not talk about 7:10.
Wow. Ed always finds a way. Fckng incredible.
Ed sheeran 😎
It is like BAM and Kerry Getz Mike Maldanado vibes again
@@euminkong *Satva, Donny,B.A. ,Jaime Thomas, and Maldonado vibes
No
@@robertoanguianojr does not compare
Dashawn Jordan and Braden Hoban are both on the team now? Sick.
hes tha best
Who did Dashawn skate for before the whole Business and Company thing? When he was crushing the SLS events?
@@danielwellner7004 buisness and company! mj's board company
@@danielwellner7004 He was one of the original SOVRN Ams, with Alex Midler
@@danielwellner7004 He was Flowed with Element before sovrn
Not to sound like a psycho but Dashawns part was literally one of the best parts in the last 15 years...like holy fuck that dude can skate
No it was beautiful
The music was legit af.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Skating has just gotten insane over the last 10 years. Every few parts, I think damn that's the best part I've seen. T puds(big bang), p rod(me myself and I), nyjah had a few, even Smith had a few, chase Webb, Tiago, carlor ribeiro, Trent McClung and several other people/parts are in the category of " best part I've ever seen". Just added dashawn to the list.
no that's is super valid
Better than Milton demolition part or Mark Suciu verso part?
I disagree I've seen better in the last 10 years.
Dashawn absolutely killed it! Stoked to see him on the team
ive never heard of him before? whered he come from
@@charlesbanks3333 He used to ride for Business & Co
@@charlesbanks3333 he’s from Phx, AZ!
He was on the team before
@@charlesbanks3333 was on Marc Johnson's company for a bit. he was doing well in all the contests. laser heel down hollywood high 16
😂😂 yo everyone’s reaction at Dashwan’s ender was so good!
He really ended it all
which one
@@jeffwithers9886 @12:08
I cried during Dashawns part it’s beautiful
Word
Whole team absolutely killed it! Dashawn shut it down with a part full of enders 😵
Dope as man,fuck he has been brainwashed,hail father ed,this cult rules us,ed is a greedy pig,but i hail ed we must give all $$$$ to him,he is the chosen 1,hail father ED.TAKE CARE MY BRO AND SPREAD THE MSG .ILL SEE U WHEN WE GET THERE
Dashawn Jordan, ladies and gentlemen
The O faces all the kids make on Dashawn's ender is priceless
Kevin Bradley was one of em
@@zaynekat7439 haha I didn't even notice that, KB makes it even better
That was sweet hahaha
I agree. I actually liked a few other tricks more, but the overall scene made it the perfect ender.
their lives are all downhill after that. nothing will ever compare
Braden and Dashawn... no words... just fucking wow... The flow kids are really dope too. That impossible by Georgia was so sick.
0:00 Intro
0:33 Blake Carpenter
1:00 Jeremy Leabres
1:26 Daniel Lutheran
1:39 Leo Romero
2:03 CJ Collins
2:41 Matt Bennett
2:47 Myles Willard
3:27 Axel Cruysberghs
4:39 Braden Hoban
Ring around the poolsie 7:11
7:29 Georgia Martin
7:56 Daiki Ikeda
8:10 Susie Heath
8:27 Jay Richards
9:06 Dashawn Jordan
12:26 Credits
Good job. I wasn’t a short part video guy but this video was undeniably amazing. Ed strikes again.
ty
and Collin??
@@damiawasabi I don't think he's in it.
@@thatsisjustcrazy8187 Deathwish?
Daiki’s hardflip was insane 🥵
Dshawn Part can be in SOTY candidate 🔥
This part was really nick trapasso suffer the joyesque so similar and so good
Had to pick my jaw up off the floor after his opener, and it got better?!? 🤯🤯
@@qrs8705 the overcrook grind in the kink gives me chills!
@@Jonmids yes yes! the style + music is the vibe
@@doomsurfer9861 Right?! Smooth as butter too
Dashawn is so so skilled, super happy for him
immediately bought Dashawn's board after this
I hope Dashawn has finally found a home with Toy. Crazy how much he’s bounced around the last few years, but dude deserves to settle in somewhere. Stoked for him.
Where was he before Business and company? I dont think i wver heard of him riding for a company?
@@danielwellner7004 He rode for Sovrn and Real before B&C.
i think i audibly gasped at every one of Dashawn's tricks. holy fuck what a part
1st trick lazerflip backlip right out the gate like what the fuck
That's how it should be!
@@jasongraham4425 says who? Not every part can be that incredible
@@tingle2958 no I think that's the point buddy
@@jasongraham4425 so parts that aren't chock full of enders are pointless?
Braden Hoban really threw a 15-flat-15 double kink grind in the middle of his part like w/e
Right?? I was hoping for a second and third angle of that one
I always knew Dashawn was insanely good but this new footy surpasses that. Still trippin on that back overcrook through the kinked rail.
The back over crook on Dana Hills double kink is absolutely insane 💀
Toy Machine always comin with the best soundtracks
Dude Facts found some good new music
When the first trick in your part is a fucking laser flip back lip down a 10, you know it's gonna be a doozy!
FIRST
I had to watch back like every single clip of Dashawn like 10 times to even comprehend what he did... holy fuck dude.
everyone killed it, but Dashawn is officially immortalized.
With ease too. Reminds me of a modern, more technical version antwaun dixon lol dude had steez and barely moved a fucking muscle!
"looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten"
Im just now realizing that Dashawn style is very similar to Koston in his prime but the upgraded version. No wonder hes my current favorite
everybody gangsta till the man goes switch hardflip on big stairs
That was probably the best trick in the video, which is saying a lot. I probably woke my whole house up.
I literally had to paused Braden part for a moment cause I just couldn’t handle it, too much bangers!
I was rewinding tricks multiple times and wishing for multiple angles and slow-mo on half of it, haha
@@henskate1010 Dashawn...
Dashawn with the trappaso vibe like it, hard flips, 360 kick flips , music killed it
That kid Jay Richards looks amazing at his age. Also Dashawn is just incredible wtf
My favorite Toy Machine offering in years - skating was incredible, what a team ❤️
Dashawn Jordan’s part is UNREAL. Wow
Seeing Richards slap his toy tee after that fs flip really made me smile. Good pick up Ed. He's got a bright future with ya'll. Loyal pawn til I'm six feet deep.
Now this is how you introduce someone to a team
I love that Toy Machine stays so consistent in style for so many years. Much respect!
that ´s what I also thought , I think one of the first skate vids I watcher was that Toy Machine welcome to hell - the one with that flower opener right before that slam session . I also like how the ending somewhat gets that special vibe , clumsy with all of these little hints like " postponement of premature death " - this quite adds to the quality of their stuff . a many thx
Dashawn is literally one of the TOP 5 best skaters in the world right now..
Correction: You meant to say of all time. I knew what you meant though😏
Nah, at SLS Dashawn kept trying to slide up that handrail, not only did he blow off his score and all his runs
Hype for Dashawn! Whatever happened with Business and Company, it at least seems amicable. I felt like he was skating B&C boards for a little less than half the part. That means they at some point released his footage to go to Toy. That's how it should be
so bitter sweet to see all the business boards in this part!
That ending was amazing. Dashawn jordan 👏🏽
Jordan and Hoban CRUSHED IT! Whole team is tight, but come on folks
I'm old now and had no idea Toy Machine still rips this hard. Hell yeah Ed and co.!
Mind blowing, braden and dashawn just tore it down
U already know but.. Dashawns part waas soooo clean!
Maybe the cleanest ive seen in years!
This video has everything from a Daiso in America to a 7-Eleven that says Santa Monica in Japan
watching this everyday for the rest of 2021
Best video part since Deathwish: Uncrossed
Dashawn's tricks are so clean that make me wanna cry.
Really loving the animation included in with the tricks !
Dashawn’s part was everything & more.
Love how Dashawns part had that similar music and vibe to Nick Trapassos part long ago.
I was thinking the same!
@@GettingHyphyall I could think watching it lol
Spongebob did it first
@@jaredhonusankrom Underrated comment. That cracked me up
Imagine doing a trick down that 5 stair and then seeing Dashawn Jordan get pulled on a motorcycle and doing a front slide flip up it.
Shout out to Blake Carpenter. Waiting for that 🔥🔥🔥 to drop!!!
Amazing Dashawn part !!!
One of the best full lengths in the past 2 years! Propz Toy Machine & Crew!
10:38 Dashawn making me feel some type of way with that buttery treflip nose manual 🤧
omg dashawn jordan's part was so beautiful
I love how the team is getting diverse, blending different personalities and styles under the same roof. All in all is skateboarding that counts and I do love Dashawn Jordan clean steez
? When wasn’t it diverse? Toy Machine have always had tech guys and gnar guys, park skaters.
@@DFunct905 not by accient I put personalities before styles: to me Dashawn and Daniel Lu don't have much in common. Thanks for taking time to try to put me in shame, son
@@maxmameli chill bro. I wasn’t sure what you meant by diversity. ✌🏻
@@DFunct905 it's all good, I'm not the best when it comes to explain in peace, I tend to be that guy that I'm really not, if I made myself clear. I am chilling. Take care Dox. Peace
Houston Texas very own Jay Richards 8:30!!!!🌟🤞🏾
ripper!!
I need to pause and read Ed's subliminal messages now.
Don Luong's messages*
Oh man I was certain Ed was behind all that madness all these years, like in the ads too...
@@matthewrzeszutko5601 he has been all these years, I can’t honestly speak for this video but Ed’s been doing that shit since Welcome To Hell
You CANNOT go wrong with Toy Machine
Its quite ironic that Dashawn went the craziest but had the chillest music
7:11 had me jaws on the floor. Twice around the merry go around. WOW! 😯
Never heard of Braden Hoban but got my attention now. Sick part and sick style.
One of the most enjoyable videos I’ve seen in a while. So well put together. Reminds me of classic Toy era stuff with all the animations and music choices. Good shit!!!
Dashawn's Back-Overkrook GOAT
Nice video guys! Toy machine forever...
About time Toy add some flavor to the team!
Dashawn…good god that part was insane
This is the first I’m ever seeing of Dashawn and GOD DAMN!!!! I’ve never seen ANYONE skate like this!! Holy fuck I’m not worthy
JAY RICHARDS IS STRAIGHT HEAT !!!!! THE KID IS INSANE 🤯🔥🔥
I was grinning like an asshole the whole video. They all fuckin' killed it!
Dashawn Jordan defies gravity in every clip
TOY MACHINE edits are my favorite not just for the skating but also the ANIMATION! thank you for keeping this alive! super FIRE!
Dashawn is a great addition to the team. 🔥
9:22 Dashawn's part was legendary and the music was Epic...one of the best music skate clips i have ever seen and heard, Props to the whole team though :)
do you know the song?
@@boyahode Not even Shazaam could find it :o
@@mehbkz yeah i tried to shazam it too couldn’t find it
the lone wranglers - lover's luau. it's only found on a pay-for-use site.@@chap5674
the lone wranglers - lover's luau@@mehbkz
Best skate video in ages. Such good music choice and amazing edit!
Phenomenal video all around, and I absolutely love that Dashawn is on the team. So good.
Incredible but damn. Just show billy’s face at least.
That was extremely cool. Thanks for vaccinating mee 😎
The red spaced out rails was mind melting.
I thought the part of Dashawn Jordan was gone. There u go!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Incredible skateboarding, great vibe, the animations are sickk and Dashawn kills it
One of my favorite videos so far this year and also the new talent that y'all have is amazing. Just great work all around CHEERS!
12:14 is the most hilarious reaction sequence for an ender. all of those kids are in different dimensions. so sorry for those who missed it but glad they were there
holy shit dashawn overcrook that kink rail is fucking insane
Dashawn is literally the JORDAN of skateboarding
Considering how short this video was it was heavy especially Dashawns part. Would love to see a full length Toy Machine video in the near future.
Don did an amazing job editing.
Dashawn is a mad mad man, whole video is amazing!
I’ve never had a last trick leave me so speechless 😳
Everyone here is so dope and Dashawn Jordan really killed it!
Just when I thought skating was closing in on its peak of savagery, dashawn comes through! That was absolutely mind melting.
This flick was sick! I still remember the old Toy Machine skate demo at our local school 2 decades ago that only had a 3-stair with curbs, a few benches and a 16-stair set. Ed Templeton was destroying the benches and curbs while McCrank was going all out on the 16-stair. Good times!
Just maybe the best Skateboarding Video in the past 10 years
I want to show love to the whole team but Dashawn Jordan actually had me emotional at the end of this video. 🐐
Holy hell, have I been sleeping on Dashawn Jordan. Definitely gonna binge through this dude’s full archive of footage.
This squad just flat out rips, long live Toy Machine!