WKUK-The Never Song (aka the meth song)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
  • this is one of the most weirdest song i have heard in a while
    and btw here are the lyrics to the song
    Never talk back to your Mom and Dad when you are mad!
    Never talk back to your Mom and Dad when you are mad!
    Never be rude and disrespectful!
    Never break rules then get forgetful!
    Never throw a tantrum on the floor!
    Never shout at them and slam the door!
    'Cause that's how you get grounded
    Never cheat off some other kids test when you are in school!
    Never cheat off some other kids test when you are in school!
    Never get the answer from a friend!
    Never sneak in notes written on your hand!
    Never let your eyes begin to wander,
    From your paper to another.
    'Cause that's how you get sent to the principal
    Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye
    Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye
    Never take the strike pads off a match book,
    Or go to a hardware store and then look
    Near the paint thinners for Muriatric Acid,
    Or go bring a pot into a rapid
    boil or get hydrogen peroxide
    Never go to a farming store and then buy
    PH strips and PVC pipes
    Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light
    'Cause that's how you make crystal meth

Комментарии • 636

  • @horriblevideos4690
    @horriblevideos4690  3 года назад +1802

    RIP Trevor :(

    • @atlas1924
      @atlas1924 3 года назад +29

      Rip

    • @AndrewJano24
      @AndrewJano24 3 года назад +15

      Rip

    • @wtfman468
      @wtfman468 3 года назад +10

      Why?

    • @joker23bg
      @joker23bg 3 года назад +50

      @@wtfman468 Because he died recently.

    • @wtfman468
      @wtfman468 3 года назад +18

      @@joker23bg yeah i have seen. Rip..

  • @gjrlafraid
    @gjrlafraid 5 лет назад +3327

    I want to know where this man found the kids for this song

    • @FlawedFabrications
      @FlawedFabrications 5 лет назад +428

      Apparently they filmed the kids in a separate location haha

    • @TWCNarf
      @TWCNarf 5 лет назад +70

      Why do you want to know that? Creeepy.

    • @emma_the_duck1787
      @emma_the_duck1787 5 лет назад +217

      Probably craigslist

    • @theredvsbluefan
      @theredvsbluefan 5 лет назад +164

      Hollywood parents will put their kids in anything that will eventually be on TV lmao

    • @bobsaggot1316
      @bobsaggot1316 5 лет назад +37

      50$ a pop easy

  • @acidicanus3318
    @acidicanus3318 5 лет назад +1461

    *THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE CRYSTAL METH*

    • @skyesthelimit2585
      @skyesthelimit2585 5 лет назад +5

      Love that

    • @frostychips8939
      @frostychips8939 5 лет назад +3

      Love your username and profile pic

    • @chck4359
      @chck4359 5 лет назад +8

      That's spot on of how u make it bc, I got history from meth

    • @TheBogbo
      @TheBogbo 4 года назад +4

      Yaaaaaaaaay

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 4 года назад +3

      YOUR USERNAME AND PFP IM SCREAMING

  • @lukadlrue6387
    @lukadlrue6387 5 лет назад +2195

    I saw the crystal meth part in a vine compilation, it was worth it to find this lmao

  • @sonicfastfoodenjoyer
    @sonicfastfoodenjoyer 5 лет назад +1704

    This is a good way to learn how to make meth without the FBI getting onto you
    0:54

    • @mugmangaming1012
      @mugmangaming1012 5 лет назад +27

      Why even make a crystal meth recipe in the song, bad people will follow the instructions

    • @skyesthelimit2585
      @skyesthelimit2585 5 лет назад +153

      @@mugmangaming1012 that's the joke

    • @Labdominals
      @Labdominals 5 лет назад +132

      There’s a lot of ways to make it, but this really doesn’t describe any one way lol. Try pseudoephedrine with lithium and anhydrous ammonia for a Birch reduction method. It’s a lot harder than it seems if you have no chemistry background lmao.

    • @mugmangaming1012
      @mugmangaming1012 5 лет назад +9

      Oh

    • @nobodynowherre9117
      @nobodynowherre9117 4 года назад +9

      @@mugmangaming1012 r/Wooooooosh

  • @evie2217
    @evie2217 5 лет назад +1694

    0:54 A bookmark for myself to replay and memorize, so I can recite this in the middle of class...

    • @freshbeans
      @freshbeans 3 года назад +16

      good investment

    • @fltron1223
      @fltron1223 3 года назад +6

      How did this go

    • @StormtrooperTK--ic8pb
      @StormtrooperTK--ic8pb 2 года назад +8

      I did this and now I’m seeing funny colors.

    • @funnyguy5618
      @funnyguy5618 2 года назад +6

      @@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb Rookie mistake, you have to prepare an airtight bag to put it in immediately after its done.

    • @randomuser1895
      @randomuser1895 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@StormtrooperTK--ic8pbprobably fucked up. You should be stimulated unless ur sleep deprived then you’ll see funny colors

  • @OGBeefStew
    @OGBeefStew 5 лет назад +1320

    oh shoot i was about to accidentally do that entire last verse
    thanks for keeping my informed :)

    • @치킨-i1i
      @치킨-i1i 4 года назад +12

      Beef Stew you're welcome 🙂

    • @Donikin
      @Donikin 3 года назад +12

      Beef stew has an underground drug ring

  • @11yearolddrugdealer98
    @11yearolddrugdealer98 5 лет назад +517

    Take cough syrup and mix it up with lodine and lye and get muriatris acid and get a pot and rapidly boil it and get hydrogen peroxide and then get ph strips and PVC pipes

    • @kal246
      @kal246 4 года назад +24

      Nice name

    • @jeremiahfoster5810
      @jeremiahfoster5810 3 года назад +42

      You forgot the scratch pad on matches. Fricken idiot.

    • @omara6899
      @omara6899 3 года назад +17

      Dude no methamphetamine synthesis from sudafed meds is way harder then that but still pretty easy

    • @devvydoesstuff
      @devvydoesstuff 3 года назад +14

      And those fuel can that make outdoor grills light

    • @TheMelodyShawtysLike
      @TheMelodyShawtysLike 3 года назад +11

      coz that’s how you make crystal meeeeeeeeethh!

  • @frostychips8939
    @frostychips8939 5 лет назад +529

    When I heard this vine I legitimately thought that this kids show is teaching how to make meth

    • @sebvexx
      @sebvexx 3 года назад +5

      Yeah thats how you make meth lol

    • @danieleasterling5325
      @danieleasterling5325 3 года назад +6

      teaching the kids how to make money.
      By making meth.

  • @Adrian_1751
    @Adrian_1751 5 лет назад +197

    0:52 that kid is like *time for the best part*

  • @burntcocaine5794
    @burntcocaine5794 3 года назад +316

    you should reprogram the protogens to do all of these things
    - mix iodine and lye
    - take the strike pads off of a match book
    - go to a hardware store and look for paint thinner and muriatic acid
    - bring a pot to a rapid boil
    - get hydrogen peroxide
    - go to a farming store and buy PH strips and PVC pipes
    - buy fuel cans that make grills light

    • @ulysses847
      @ulysses847 Год назад +11

      he tells us to get all this stuff but not how to make it

    • @reaperofmemes923
      @reaperofmemes923 Год назад +16

      jesse we need to cook

    • @kadebrockhausen
      @kadebrockhausen Год назад +6

      Don't do that to protogens

    • @Rowan_vr
      @Rowan_vr Год назад

      @@kadebrockhausen shut up

    • @SamuriKing
      @SamuriKing Год назад +1

      @Sircul8 does that actually work

  • @Suspiciousskin
    @Suspiciousskin 3 года назад +208

    Thank you Trevor for making me laugh and teaching me what “not” to do

  • @thomasallen9924
    @thomasallen9924 5 лет назад +242

    Why is there an older girl in a room full of kindergarteners?!

    • @goaway5378
      @goaway5378 5 лет назад +118

      She tried to make crystal meth and is now being disciplined

    • @xspiderfanx
      @xspiderfanx 4 года назад +42

      she got held back a lot

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 3 года назад +7

      Shes only like 10

    • @slavoslav9175
      @slavoslav9175 3 года назад +10

      @@solarsatan9000 More like she looks 14.

    • @hatyhate
      @hatyhate 3 года назад +24

      You're never too old to make crystal meth by accident

  • @kosmo-politan
    @kosmo-politan 5 лет назад +255

    Jack White is much different than I remember.

  • @orinellis7090
    @orinellis7090 5 лет назад +105

    He looks like Gerard Way and Dallon Weekes had a kid

    • @lydia3832
      @lydia3832 6 месяцев назад +4

      And maybe Jack White

  • @yayvideogames8032
    @yayvideogames8032 11 месяцев назад +20

    I like how the lesson is bassicly "you'll get in trouble", not "its wrong"

  • @Faceplanttt
    @Faceplanttt 5 лет назад +67

    *writes down the steps for "research"*

  • @someonehimself7417
    @someonehimself7417 3 года назад +38

    My mom showed this to my lil brother without watching the second half... Lets just say she had a pretty unpleasant suprise waiting at the end

    • @novaplex4024
      @novaplex4024 3 года назад

      Bruh it has the meth song in the title

    • @someonehimself7417
      @someonehimself7417 3 года назад +1

      @@novaplex4024 yes not specifically this vid, the other one without it

  • @nickcostley9282
    @nickcostley9282 5 лет назад +58

    The last verse would be a great ringtone

  • @avergaston7304
    @avergaston7304 3 года назад +60

    Such a legend will never be forgotten.

  • @AnEvilBastard
    @AnEvilBastard 3 года назад +561

    Rest in peace the Greatest American Hero.

    • @mranderson380
      @mranderson380 3 года назад +10

      The CIA killed him after he plotted to kill the USA president with a mortal launcher

    • @callmestranger7977
      @callmestranger7977 Год назад

      The FBI 100% Epsteined that king RIP

    • @ArthurFonzarelli-ww4to
      @ArthurFonzarelli-ww4to 9 месяцев назад +1

      Look at what's happened to me. I can't believe it myself.

    • @taylorwooden4571
      @taylorwooden4571 6 месяцев назад +2

      Rest In Peace

  • @squidwardwithblondehair7219
    @squidwardwithblondehair7219 5 лет назад +219

    His Accent Makes It So Much Better🤣

  • @weavs90
    @weavs90 Год назад +13

    Rest in peace, Trevor Moore. You are one of the greatest comical people to ever be alive and have always made me laugh in tears. Through the good/hardships in life, you will be greatly missed. Forever gone, but never forgotten.

  • @dillonmertens2222
    @dillonmertens2222 3 года назад +21

    RIP to a comedy legend! Thank you for the laughs Trevor Moore

  • @sharksoda
    @sharksoda 5 лет назад +37

    how much you wanna bet every kid there was like "wtf is pvc pipes?" let alone know what meth is lmao

  • @runeboyz7
    @runeboyz7 3 года назад +9

    R.I.P Trevor :'(

  • @heisenberg8460
    @heisenberg8460 3 года назад +18

    Breaking bad made it look more complicated

  • @saintcel51
    @saintcel51 5 лет назад +28

    why the hell does this only have 11k views? this needs 11m views.

  • @zacharymenchaca2336
    @zacharymenchaca2336 3 года назад +26

    I remember this being the first thing I ever saw of Whitest Kids You Know, loved Trevor’s sense of humor ever since. Rest In Peace Trevor Moore :(

  • @calvinzimmerman8570
    @calvinzimmerman8570 3 года назад +11

    RIP TREVOR You’ll always be a legend

  • @pavese1379
    @pavese1379 3 года назад +5

    RIP my favourite musician

  • @BrookePyles
    @BrookePyles 3 года назад +12

    RIP Trevor, thank you for the laughs.

  • @dyn2425
    @dyn2425 3 года назад +6

    RIP king

  • @justsammy2023
    @justsammy2023 3 года назад +5

    RIP Trevor

  • @DWAR84
    @DWAR84 4 года назад +19

    Am I the only one here on the eve of 2019, listening to this on loop, attempting to make a batch of meth?

  • @Papatabb69
    @Papatabb69 3 месяца назад +6

    Instructions unclear: bald man with wide brimmed hat started giving me shit telling me how to cook.
    He even insulted me for not buying all the ingredients from separate stores 😢

  • @RomanValentine-vs9dy
    @RomanValentine-vs9dy 4 месяца назад +7

    🗣️🗣️🗣️NEVER TAKE COUGH SYRUP AND MIX IT UP WITH IODINE AND LYE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @themadpoet2082
    @themadpoet2082 3 года назад +10

    I remember discovering wkuk through a vine with this as the punchline, I still can't believe he's gone

  • @Timeworks
    @Timeworks 2 года назад +8

    real good life advice right here

    • @codefrr
      @codefrr 2 года назад

      Yeah. I was just about to do all of these but this song helped me.

    • @Youtubegraveyard
      @Youtubegraveyard Год назад

      I play with mS to your videos

  • @jntdac
    @jntdac 3 года назад +7

    Rest in peace

  • @jacobvalenzuela9309
    @jacobvalenzuela9309 2 года назад +8

    Rip to my man trevor, you made my career come to fruition. - Walter white

  • @ImpThingy
    @ImpThingy 3 года назад +10

    I love it went from normal things that kids would do to talking about crystal meth

  • @YoungPierre
    @YoungPierre 3 года назад +4

    Rip

  • @channelname10yearsago68
    @channelname10yearsago68 2 года назад +5

    Just in case,
    To the FBI:
    I'm do not intend on making any form of methamphetamine.

  • @twig5929
    @twig5929 4 года назад +5

    Every few months or so I come back to this song. This time, my mom walking into my room. This is an interesting night

  • @robertkcisaw7528
    @robertkcisaw7528 3 года назад +17

    RIP you fucking legend.

  • @tuesdayo3545
    @tuesdayo3545 3 года назад +3

    Rest In Peace, legend

  • @jessecardenas6971
    @jessecardenas6971 3 года назад +2

    He is talking from experience

  • @Random_Jayden
    @Random_Jayden 4 года назад +8

    *That explosion at the end though-*

  • @jasonporter4139
    @jasonporter4139 3 года назад +2

    R.I.P. Trevor

  • @Y2JFan25
    @Y2JFan25 3 года назад +3

    RIP Trevor Moore

  • @siomaiethan
    @siomaiethan 3 года назад +4

    Yo Mr. White, I got 99% with this formula

  • @moridoka7000
    @moridoka7000 3 года назад +1

    rip massive legend, this was my top teir vids back then

  • @youdontknowmeyet182
    @youdontknowmeyet182 5 лет назад +35

    Lol who is the ONE dislike? 😂😂😂🤣

    • @evalangan3882
      @evalangan3882 5 лет назад +2

      Sup

    • @Khazorin
      @Khazorin 4 года назад +7

      Someone who made crystal meth

    • @Lion603
      @Lion603 3 года назад +5

      Someone with a better recepie

  • @mrrikegame
    @mrrikegame 3 месяца назад +1

    this is magnificent! never thought a kid like song can be good

  • @p.taylor981
    @p.taylor981 4 года назад +6

    The new Strokes song sounds great!

  • @BloodyWolf-gu5be
    @BloodyWolf-gu5be 3 года назад +3

    The FBI thinking im about to make Crystal Meth with this;
    Me:Just genuinely enjoying this song

  • @Diamondfan-oh9xf
    @Diamondfan-oh9xf 3 года назад +5

    That's how you make crystal mmmeeeeetttthhh!! 1:18

  • @nataliauwurat1840
    @nataliauwurat1840 4 года назад +3

    this man is telling us how to make crystal meth with out the meth

  • @thearchwizard5917
    @thearchwizard5917 5 лет назад +56

    Question.... what does "bring a pot into a rapid" mean?

    • @sonicfastfoodenjoyer
      @sonicfastfoodenjoyer 5 лет назад +22

      U gonna make meth with this information?

    • @sonicfastfoodenjoyer
      @sonicfastfoodenjoyer 5 лет назад

      Also I dunno what that means

    • @sonicfastfoodenjoyer
      @sonicfastfoodenjoyer 5 лет назад +3

      Ok I think it means stir the mixture of iodine, cough syrup, etc. while over a burner.

    • @Grace-fz6uu
      @Grace-fz6uu 5 лет назад +32

      I think the line is cut in half and it's "never bring a pot into a rapid boil"

    • @viceliag3916
      @viceliag3916 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, it's rapid boil

  • @twenty2ccsofair880
    @twenty2ccsofair880 3 года назад +2

    This guy was a funny comedian so I'm just waiting for him to pop up and say sike!

  • @Labdominals
    @Labdominals 3 года назад +1

    God, Rest In Peace. Such sad news

  • @littensub
    @littensub 3 года назад +3

    How to not be suspicious:

  • @eggsistentialdread
    @eggsistentialdread 4 месяца назад +3

    Damn, no wonder the CIA killed him

  • @JackieChan-bi8qn
    @JackieChan-bi8qn 4 года назад +5

    I learned more from this than school

  • @dew-it8744
    @dew-it8744 2 года назад +2

    Can’t believe he taught children how to cook crystal meth

    • @cappyobvious1558
      @cappyobvious1558 2 года назад +3

      But he never to so he's teaching how to not sooooooo

  • @ldg8640
    @ldg8640 3 года назад +1

    I learned a lot
    To never talk back to my mom and dad when I am mad

  • @hector882cn2
    @hector882cn2 3 года назад +3

    Ight ima go mix some cough syrup with iodine and lye

  • @juannunez2541
    @juannunez2541 3 года назад +2

    Rip Trevor Moore

  • @peanutallergy5318
    @peanutallergy5318 2 года назад +3

    I shall now memorize the third verse

  • @watchspotting
    @watchspotting 3 года назад +3

    I know what my science fair project will be!

  • @mistercinnabar
    @mistercinnabar 3 года назад +20

    Anyone else here after hearing about Trevor Moore's death? I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even know who this man was until I heard about his death. Still though, RIP Trevor Moore. A loss is a loss, and it should be tributed no matter what.

  • @Lion603
    @Lion603 3 года назад +11

    I love how the kids go from "yay" to "wtf" 1:00 1:07 1:11
    except that guy in the striped shirt. He's having a blast.

  • @kylemueller7580
    @kylemueller7580 3 года назад +2

    Who else is here after he died

  • @jaytea2642
    @jaytea2642 3 года назад +2

    rest in peace

  • @guyguylol
    @guyguylol 3 года назад +3

    this video was so helpful! but i still dont know why im in the fbi most wanted list

  • @drewjay8940
    @drewjay8940 3 месяца назад +2

    This song is catchier than it has any right to be 😭

  • @samiamgaming1998
    @samiamgaming1998 Год назад +3

    Thanks song now I'm gonna do a walter white

  • @witchychlo
    @witchychlo 4 года назад +41

    Gerard way has fallen on tough times since MCR broke up

  • @TwoGraves284
    @TwoGraves284 10 месяцев назад +2

    Quick, boys, write that down.

  • @CaymenLeP
    @CaymenLeP 3 года назад +2

    Rip :(

  • @coolzee7480
    @coolzee7480 4 года назад +8

    I feel bad for the older girl that looks 13 in this. 😅😂

  • @zuziakopec7166
    @zuziakopec7166 5 лет назад +5

    Boi do I love this vid

  • @haydenabc
    @haydenabc 3 года назад +2

    Cause that’s how you break bad

  • @Garlicbreadconnisuer
    @Garlicbreadconnisuer 3 года назад +3

    Crap, I was about to make crystal meth, thanks!

  • @ManEaterBrainBug
    @ManEaterBrainBug 3 года назад +3

    Man, these old Conor Oberst songs are dope

  • @If_Only_I_Knew_Why
    @If_Only_I_Knew_Why 3 года назад +1

    Rest in peace.

  • @TheCheeeseCakeMan
    @TheCheeeseCakeMan Год назад +2

    Nice we’re now on a list

  • @noraneko4848
    @noraneko4848 3 года назад +2

    RIP

  • @johnnewman1910
    @johnnewman1910 3 года назад

    I searched this blacked out on Xanax 4 years ago never seeing it before. Well worth it

  • @schboove2668
    @schboove2668 3 года назад +1

    Rest In Peace Trevor Moore 🙏

  • @cedricsmith9383
    @cedricsmith9383 3 года назад +2

    **Walter White wants to know your location**

  • @ellerymerrilycelery
    @ellerymerrilycelery 4 года назад +2

    Thank god he reminded me not to do all that stuff, otherwise my weekend plans might have accidentally included buying ingredients for meth.

  • @TheMelodyShawtysLike
    @TheMelodyShawtysLike 3 года назад +1

    RIP dude

  • @MrFunnyRyan
    @MrFunnyRyan 2 года назад +1

    this the type of song gale boetticher would sing

  • @vortexroshi
    @vortexroshi Год назад +1

    The fact that its a legit recipe is beyond me lmfao

    • @ricedbroccoli
      @ricedbroccoli 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's just enough to give you an idea of what to do, but it's just little to not give enough info for the feds to be on them. Amazing balence

  • @GodHatesKyle
    @GodHatesKyle 3 года назад +33

    damn man rip Trevor Moore truly a comedy legend.

  • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
    @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 3 месяца назад

    It is absolutely mind blowing that people put that stuff in their bodies.
    Some of them MAKE IT, see the process, see what goes into it, and then they still smoke it...

  • @unknowninfamous2346
    @unknowninfamous2346 5 лет назад +11

    Too funny. Lol

  • @WoodyRampage
    @WoodyRampage Год назад +1

    Just teach me a good lesson teacher proceeds to make me into Walter white