Tell me about it! If I had a dollar for every interview I've blown with one or more of the mistakes in this video, I'm telling you, I'd have enough money to just give someone a twenty and finally have a job!
@@michaeltechfs It's good advice except not lying. I know quite a few people who have started out in high positions by lying on their resume. I also lie like a mfer to cover up for gaps in my employment history. Worst case, just get someone to say you were their housekeeper or something.
This is like a weird fever dream, including the ending where someone inexplicably starts making an awful noise, and then you wake up and realize it was your alarm clock
Literally job hunting right now. If I sense the interview isn't going well, and I'm not getting the job, at least I now have these solid aces up my sleeve.
This video helped me immensely. I have my first and last job interview tomorrow so I cleaned up my resume to ensure that all my lies are consistent and I'm currently staring in the mirror to work on my eye contact. I just have to stop by the ATM tomorrow to make sure I have enough money for the bribe.
I love how the boss was giving him a weird look the whole way through... Like.. I know you're lying, but then on corporation he's like oh I know that place!
"did you bring a copy of your resume?" *Immediately asks him questions about his resume that he has printed on his desk. If that isnt fucking accurate.
@@ObiWanBockobi I would be perfectly fine if he came back as a perfectly happy and intelligent zombie, if someone's brain every now and then was all that we had to pay.
They say that Trevor never stopped wailing that day. It is believed that if you listen carefully in the still summer nights, you can hear his siren call echoing through the air.
@@abbygaleforcewind "Retardery" isn't a word. Besides , who knows what might offend the RUclips morality inspectors. Might've been the cold-blooded murder.
Can’t believe I never saw this till now. This brings me back to the early days of RUclips with so many awesome skits like wkuk, derrick comedy, my new haircut, and all the rest. What an amazing time to be alive.
Silly, as this is watching this video, actually did teach me some good lessons about being prepared for a job interview. Taught me to always bring a hard copy, and I always have.
Anyone remember a funny toothpaste or mouthwash commercial by these guys? It was called Dark'B'Gone or some funny shit like that... It was a very un-subtle commercial about the "dark" moving the neighborhood (your mouth/teeth) and dropping the property value (with cavities). I've searched for years for this bit, but I have come up with literally nothing...
I was 20 minutes late to my current job interview (9 years ago) because Staples could not print my resume. My fault. But! I worked for Staples at the time and the manager let me go behind the counter and print my own goods.
The beginning shows how stupid Job Interviews are against common sense. "I emailed you a copy." "Yea, but you need another one." "For your next job interview." "I'm here kinda hoping there isn't a next interview."
We think your lazy based on your experience how can you convince on the spot on your unlaziness right now? Dont worry we didnt call your references or understand your past job decriptions.
Damn job interviews really are scary I don't think I could ever pass one even though I have a bachelor's degree. Luckily in my country you apply online and as long as you have a degree you are guaranteed to get hired in the field suitable for your degree (though it's a bit harder to get to choose where exactly to work at)
I trust that was in the capacity of financial analyst? Do you know they require a Bachelor's degree in finance? Do you have a printed out cv that clearly states this fact?
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Trevor did that ending way happier and with his mouth way open. And it payed off.
made me laugh.
Made me giggle and kick my feet
Reminds me of a similar scene in The Thing lol
It's tragically ironic, when you consider he passed away due to an auto-fellatio-related accident.
@@MarcillaSmith I can’t believe he made it though. Too the balls
I first saw this sketch like 10 years ago and have brought a copy of my resume to every job interview since.
Me too. A lot of this seems like good advice. The thing about not making jokes about already getting the job is one I've kept in mind as well.
Tell me about it! If I had a dollar for every interview I've blown with one or more of the mistakes in this video, I'm telling you, I'd have enough money to just give someone a twenty and finally have a job!
@@michaeltechfs It's good advice except not lying. I know quite a few people who have started out in high positions by lying on their resume. I also lie like a mfer to cover up for gaps in my employment history. Worst case, just get someone to say you were their housekeeper or something.
@@MarcillaSmith yeah same, I can’t even remember how many times I’ve ended up snapping someone’s neck to get the job haha
These guys made me think that hamlet was about vampires. Which made sense when we began to read it, and the first scene had a ghost.
This is like a weird fever dream, including the ending where someone inexplicably starts making an awful noise, and then you wake up and realize it was your alarm clock
And now I have to change my alarm to the audio of Trevor at the end. I'm about to have some bad mornings.
Whats a fever dream
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Lol dude have you seriously never in your whole life ever had a fever when you’re sick and as a result have weird ass dreams from it?
@@andrewvirtue5048 It's a the kind of dreams you have when you've got a really high temperature. Super weird dreams like this video.
Literally job hunting right now.
If I sense the interview isn't going well, and I'm not getting the job, at least I now have these solid aces up my sleeve.
Remember to keep a twenty on you just in case.
Just do it again, but happier, with your mouth wide open!
Nails it every time!
Be sure to hire a conscience who can provide tips
@@shadowknight1121 inflation has hit since this came out, bring a benjamin
And if they don't bring in a man whose neck you can snap, then just snap their neck, take their job.(Protip: don't.)
The "could be lying for you" turned it around.
He also had really good eye contact.
@@GreenGearMoodit sort of made up for the whole lying on the resume thing.
No one ever talks about how good Trevor's air raid siren impression is.
@corpse.starchuff that stung
miss ya big man, gone but not forgotten
Wait what. I always thought it was cow's mooing....
Lmfao this comment was one of the best parts of the sketch
@@sadboy-xx6ghglad I’m not the only one
This video helped me immensely. I have my first and last job interview tomorrow so I cleaned up my resume to ensure that all my lies are consistent and I'm currently staring in the mirror to work on my eye contact. I just have to stop by the ATM tomorrow to make sure I have enough money for the bribe.
Don't forget the acid
$20 should cover it
Just offer them analingus
Dont forget the zombie
Tried the 20 dollar bill trick the other day when applying at Blockbuster
They sold me the entire company on the spot
Dammit! You beat me to it, I sooo wanted to be the last and final owner of Blockbuster!!
Jokes on you, everyone knows it's worth $5
STAN!
Underrated comment 😂😂
I read this as Todd
Darren: "y'know, you've got really good eye contact."
Trevor: 👁👄👁
best part of the skit tbh
The best part of wkuk is that you can find a bit you've never seen before every 6 months or so.
For me, it's the same with MadTv or Key and Peele
I worked in the finance department at the Bank company... international... store... business... corporation..." "OH the BCISBC"
I love how the boss was giving him a weird look the whole way through... Like.. I know you're lying, but then on corporation he's like oh I know that place!
Like "Vincent Adultman" from Bojack Horsemen: "I went to the stock market today. [half-bragging] I did a business"
"did you bring a copy of your resume?"
*Immediately asks him questions about his resume that he has printed on his desk.
If that isnt fucking accurate.
If I saw guy kill someone so effortlessly with their bare hands I'd be inclined to give them whatever they want.
I thought the guy was a zombie though?
@@Icewallowcome012 Even more impressive.
Seriously, I mean he just saved his life!
George Santos learned everything he knows from this skit.
Every office needs a human air-raid siren.
and orifice
Trevor will always be missed, watch these on repeat.
What do you mean? I have a 3:00 meeting with him this afternoon.
@@ObiWanBockobi I would be perfectly fine if he came back as a perfectly happy and intelligent zombie, if someone's brain every now and then was all that we had to pay.
Out of all entertainers passings. His hit me the hardest, I love Trevor, he brought me many laughs.
"You're a character!"
"Mooooooooo!"
They say that Trevor never stopped wailing that day. It is believed that if you listen carefully in the still summer nights, you can hear his siren call echoing through the air.
Just like he wails on all those zoo animals
THANK YOU, they finally brought this video back! They had it privated for a while for some reason.
The R word
@@abbygaleforcewind "Retardery" isn't a word. Besides , who knows what might offend the RUclips morality inspectors. Might've been the cold-blooded murder.
Can’t believe I never saw this till now. This brings me back to the early days of RUclips with so many awesome skits like wkuk, derrick comedy, my new haircut, and all the rest. What an amazing time to be alive.
This subverted my expectations countless times lol
This skit taught me the word "retardery" years ago. And i have been using it ever since. God bless you Zach Cregger
that fucking wig
can't use use now its racist according to SJW whores and democrats
@@christiankneupper7011 least misogynistic youtube commenter
women are great
Taught you _what_ now?
Just like Dr. Seuss _"taught"_ you about the existence of the Grinch?
"Instead of lying to you,
I could be lying for you." 😅
Hahah what a legend man!
Seen this video dozens of times and just noticed the banana sticker over the Apple logo on the computer
Good luck to everyone that's watching this before their job interviews.
When Trevor started opening his mouth real big, I thought he was gonna attack and eat his boss
This literally seems like it´s supposed to be watched high af
I am.
Well yeah come on man
That's... why I'm here
Umm yeah my guy it's wkuk lol there was a Lotta acid goin round in the 90s man
WOAH DUDE THIS IS SO WACKY, WHAT KIND OF POT WERE THEY SMOKIN?
The instructional video format of this sketch is what really gets me lmao
underrated skit
“Thanks man inside my head” 😂
4:55 when you break the game vs devs intentional playstyle
bank company international store business cooperation 😂 i’m wheezing
I love how when Trevor is confronted with a simple question he immediately goes to the strongest lie possible "Yeah he died" for no particular reason
Silly, as this is watching this video, actually did teach me some good lessons about being prepared for a job interview. Taught me to always bring a hard copy, and I always have.
I just did a second interview and immediately went and watched this afterwards.
Im having my first job intervew in 10 minutes and this is all i can think about
Did you get it?! Or did you get fired already?
I miss Trevor. Can't believe he's gone.
Where did he go???
@@Sh0n0 he's dead.
@@decathec what?! I didn’t even know he was sick
@@Sh0n0 I'm not sure the circumstances but he died August of last year. Very sad.
@@decathec i just read about it. he was murdered by the deep state for his lambasting of pedo biden
Whitest Kids You Know doesn't get enough credit for inventing 240p comedy
I have never seen this bit before and I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. RIP Trevor, making laughs to this day man.
It would have also worked equally as well if he pooped on the desk ... that really shows character ...
feels like I’m sitting in class watching a “how to do a job interview” and I’m sat
3:47 "retardery" has been a part of my lexicon ever since I saw this a decade ago.
WKUK is every intrusive thought in sketches
When Trevor said I'm here cuz of all that acid I took, I felt that
I paid an artist to make a 50" painting of my CV and having it framed baroque style. Gonna make an impression on the next interview.
This was one of my first ones i ever seen! I was young and super duper high and it tripped me out
Finding this on Acid is the best gift one could give to oneself
Next time go outside bruh
Oh my god I can't believe I never heard of these guys, Trevor was freaking genius
I love how angry Zach gets as this sketch progessingly goes on. But damn that ending is gold. 😂
Wow, that’s nice; my favorite night terror demons decided to put on a funny sketch for me!
Ending is hilarious XD
This unironically helped me get a job
The boss was actually just too scared to not give him a job by the end
What the f*** the eye contact is f****** hilarious
Anyone remember a funny toothpaste or mouthwash commercial by these guys? It was called Dark'B'Gone or some funny shit like that... It was a very un-subtle commercial about the "dark" moving the neighborhood (your mouth/teeth) and dropping the property value (with cavities). I've searched for years for this bit, but I have come up with literally nothing...
does sound familiar but I can't find it either
I could be lying for you 😳😳😳😳. He's doing that thing that Joey Tribianni does when he's really sorry.
How am I still finding sketches I haven't seen?
rip trevor youre the goat forever
The ending lol
"How come that worked for him, but oh no I save they guy from the zombie attack and he say's well call you!? This country sucks!" lol
I was 20 minutes late to my current job interview (9 years ago) because Staples could not print my resume. My fault. But! I worked for Staples at the time and the manager let me go behind the counter and print my own goods.
Lol I had an interview today. Wish I had seen this first.
That ending fucking killed me
His head snapped pretty easily so he must've been a zombie
Such BS we lost trevor. Life isn’t fair ..
I still miss him.
It’s always the best of us that go first.
@@lukenel29 That's the way it always seems to go.
2:37
Best ending to a sketch. Bravo
Anyone else watching this 11 years later?
Timeless advice esspecially in today's job market
yea i love how its actually a pretty good informative skit!
The beginning shows how stupid Job Interviews are against common sense.
"I emailed you a copy." "Yea, but you need another one."
"For your next job interview." "I'm here kinda hoping there isn't a next interview."
We think your lazy based on your experience how can you convince on the spot on your unlaziness right now? Dont worry we didnt call your references or understand your past job decriptions.
Been looking at job interview help videos and got this
2:02 "for me", I would've given him the job already for at least getting in but this guy is really something...
My favorite line here is "maybe instead of ret*rdery"
I've been using that ever since
Omg. By 1:01 it sounds like he was interviewing George Santos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Way to go New York
That must be a television ad firm. I think his first project was for a grape drink company.
Dang, they already came out with a documentary on George Santos?
I've had emploters talk like I already have the job before they even offered it
"Thanks man inside my head" 😂
Damn job interviews really are scary I don't think I could ever pass one even though I have a bachelor's degree. Luckily in my country you apply online and as long as you have a degree you are guaranteed to get hired in the field suitable for your degree (though it's a bit harder to get to choose where exactly to work at)
that’s sounds cool, what country is that?
Is it a requirement to wail like an air raid siren at the conclusion of the interview? Or do you just have to drop acid a few hours before?
@@leaninheavy Kuwait 🇰🇼
btw what I said only applies for the public sector
Moving to Kuwait. No one in my country gets hired in their field with a bachelor's, you're lucky if you get hired in your field with a PhD ...
He said "in the public sector" that's the keyword there, ya bum. Probably not too many African Feminist Studies jobs in ANY sector.
I remember my days working at B.C.I.S.B.C
I trust that was in the capacity of financial analyst? Do you know they require a Bachelor's degree in finance? Do you have a printed out cv that clearly states this fact?
@@u.v.s.5583 Of course I do
I love their stuff though
He does literally every single thing wrong, even down to showing up late 😂
I knew that siren in Silent Hill was always Trevor Moore (Rest in peace)
We found the man in finance, trust fund, 6 5” blue eyes
...and I'm here, because of the acid I'VE taken.
If you ever wondered what it was like going for a job interview in the Clinton years.
I know my dad's killed a few "zombies", and thankfully he was always able to put food on the table.:)
"Oh, BCISBC!"
Sirenhead never really creeped me out before this.
This video is the very definition of that escalated quickly
This is basically Mike ross' interview from suits
almost speechless
Interviews are even worse like a decade later
everyday things but absurd and feverdream like
That lie line is fucking gold
God I miss Trevor
Was that a Body Snatchers reference at the end?
Has the light gone out for you
Guys, please come back!😂
Bro Trevor’s dead they ain’t coming back
@@bluegrip3007 holy shit…I’m so sorry, didn’t know(((
@@Oritey :( that's not a fun way to find out
That's why my approach is always keep your lies simple
The ending is basically live-action Don Hertzfeldt.
You're here 'cause of all that acid I took!
Every time he said “…WELL!” I laughed harder