not sure why crossfade didnt include the clip of Loki enjoying the fart community a little too much, really felt like Loki was opening up to everyone 😊
Very disappointed that Crossfade didn’t help with getting Jeremy out of suffocation, you were clearly in need of assistance, this is on him. Jeremy was the future of this town. We need someone to fix the border control system. Jeremy was our salvation of this crisis. May he rest in peace with his father Jeremy senior.
back during the "simpler times", each new upload of yours would bring me to tears laughing. now, during the " complex present", each new upload still brings me to tears, & i'm still laughing, but.. i'm not sure the two are related.
And to the ducks dismay the man says "No... alas we only sell lemonade" but he assured the duck it was cold and fresh and even homemade. He then asked "Can I get you a glass?"
Yall should add the create mod if yall havent already, build a giant dystopian steampunk train that transports your slaves to your dystopian building full of gears and moving parts and smoke going into the air. That sounds like oddworld.
10:25 I did that once. I turned a huge desert on legacy console edition where I covered it up with endstone and chorus fruit. It was very endertaining.
@@tobias5481 Looking at a 19 year old sexting with a 17 year old as "sending sexually explicit text messages to an underage girl" is peak internet brainrot
Drinking soda at 16:50 was a bad mistake. Somehow it made me laugh while swallowing, so the soda went down a bit, came up again and entered my lunge. It was not even a spit take, I literally quietly drowned as the liquid seeped out of me. Update: 18:43 I almost did the same mistake again. That shits funny
Carson thanks for posting my fiance left me and my life is falling apart but ur videos are one of the only things that make me smile plz dont stop posting ur streams on youtube thank you
not sure why crossfade didnt include the clip of Loki enjoying the fart community a little too much, really felt like Loki was opening up to everyone 😊
The fact that carson favourited this despite what happens behind the scenes is very telling
@@Crossfade1625 huh
@@Crossfade1625 what do you mean?
Fartethia
Hello any fart sniffers in DC
I am absolutely baffled at the cow perfectly mimicking an amogus in the everlasting darkness, which faded as soon as its ruse was exposed
Shlorperz
The devil disguises himself in the coat of the righteous
thge crog toad
that was pretty funny, thanks for sharing!
@@38centimetersyes?
Very disappointed that Crossfade didn’t help with getting Jeremy out of suffocation, you were clearly in need of assistance, this is on him. Jeremy was the future of this town. We need someone to fix the border control system. Jeremy was our salvation of this crisis. May he rest in peace with his father Jeremy senior.
carson's employee carson's problem
Pizza fired shrimp? You’re telling me wood fried how this rice is gonna get a job now?
Fired shrimp pizza? How you’re telling me? Is this rice gonna get a job now?
You're gonna get a Pizza? fried job is now this? rice? how wood fired a rice telling shrimp
What is updog?
I had a stroke reading this
🫠 givint I got stroke
The stranger it gets the more it hurts you
Minecraft but the mods strange you
@@analogicparadox that is strange
minecraft but clippy hurts you
Minecraft but it hurts
Sorry for trying to talk to you
You should be more sorry for letting Jeremy die you monster 😭
I ate Jeremy's liver.
@@mrjukeboxparty4563 carson's employee carson's problem
@@Crossfade1625 it won't be carson's problem when carson's employee suddenly and mysteriously goes missing on August 12th 2024 at 8:39pm
Deicide
that intro had me graciously frolicking in fields of corn while humming "doo doo doo"
a real heffley would be humming "la la la la la"
Shiver me timbers they fly now!?
5:35 to 6:18 is such an deranged series of events back to back it feels like something i'd see at the Eric Andre show
I love Carson’s new group of rapscallions, they’re so charming
its been almost 3 years how are they new
@@connerkb8497 oh no
THE RAT JACKING HIS SHIT THREW ME INTO A 5 MINUTE LAUGH ATTACK HAHAUIHPI;4FJN 18:43
14:47 There's someone on the wing! Some... thing..!
5:38 still is the craziest clip ever made
5:46 Carson's fuckin Dracula laugh caught me so off guard
back during the "simpler times", each new upload of yours would bring me to tears laughing. now, during the " complex present", each new upload still brings me to tears, & i'm still laughing, but.. i'm not sure the two are related.
i just had a great idea for a joke. so there's this duck, right?
And it walks up to this place of business, where they sell sweet lemon water
And despite that fact, the duck asks the guy running the place for, and this is the real kicker, grapes
And to the ducks dismay the man says "No... alas we only sell lemonade" but he assured the duck it was cold and fresh and even homemade. He then asked "Can I get you a glass?"
Then the duck shot him with a shotgun
@@No.Yes.. and said “we bang on crip on bd lamron, slat slatt gang on homie on set.”
I LOVE MICROSOFT CLIPPY! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIS CURVES!!!
His curves only satiate my carnal desire so much... I wish he was real
Yall should add the create mod if yall havent already, build a giant dystopian steampunk train that transports your slaves to your dystopian building full of gears and moving parts and smoke going into the air.
That sounds like oddworld.
they have create i think?
also hi fellow oddworld fan
my favorite character in this episode is when he said ''my rattede goddte litddle de hellmet"
Minecraft but if I see dekunut6714 talking about something hurting you I hurt myself
Minecart but the top three hurts you... Carbon 12!
Really happy to hear we will be getting a download for the pack sometime whenever its stable :) thank you carson
10:25 I did that once. I turned a huge desert on legacy console edition where I covered it up with endstone and chorus fruit. It was very endertaining.
can't wait for the mod release
This feels like I'm in a food coma except I'm actually on the brink of a food coma
GIVE ME THE CREEPER GIRL MOD
RIP Bob Donuts
Perfect content to watch while horribly sick. We love you carbson
Hope you're feeling better 💪
the only channel that can make a 20 minute video feel like 60❤
Carson I'll support you in your "completely losing his era"
Imagine you randomly joined Carson's sever just to see the most cursed shit ever with nothing but chaos happening. Bro I would die 😭☠
2:12 my video buffered here so I thought this lasted for at least a minute
Can't believe that Microsoft Clippy is now in the CMC Crew
I literally was just looking through the vod channel cause I was wanting an upload and before I could find a video this came out
I NEED this modpack BADLY
I screamed when the pirate flew
16:32 I was literally just about to try and wipe the hair away
The amongus cow is one of the funniest things iver ever seen
This entire video felt exactly like the one fever dream i had when dreaming of Minecraft
The banban mod 🗣️
Damn I never knew Carson came back at some point. The internet did him dirty tbh
he sent sexually explicit text messages to an underage girl? what actually do you mean did him dirty
@@tobias5481 Looking at a 19 year old sexting with a 17 year old as "sending sexually explicit text messages to an underage girl" is peak internet brainrot
@@tobias5481 dude it was literally just a 2 year age gap, if you think there's anything wrong with that you actually need to touch grass
@@EQuake2290 ? Youre cooked lil bro
@@tobias5481 I'm not. The vast majority of the planet would agree with me. Only terminally online people wouldn't.
I can't believe we had two presidential candidate assassination attempts this year
Drinking soda at 16:50 was a bad mistake. Somehow it made me laugh while swallowing, so the soda went down a bit, came up again and entered my lunge. It was not even a spit take, I literally quietly drowned as the liquid seeped out of me.
Update: 18:43 I almost did the same mistake again. That shits funny
It feels like your videos are 5 minutes man you are entertainment
1:35 they came to silence you. Don't let them tread on you, Carson, stay safe and don't let the Jeremy allegations get to you
The second half of this is atctually how Jeff the Killer creepypasta came into existence
Bald Carson looks like the good dinosaur
So this is the new Carson 🤩🤩 glad to see he’s doing better now! ☺️☺️
Ah yes "new"
Glad to see him back
almost 3 years ago
very new, rejuvenated and fresh 🤩
Carson not understanding the alopecia joke was gold
I miss the tree of ygdrasil
Broo the part at 21:14 was craaaazy
Ikr!
Carson thanks for posting my fiance left me and my life is falling apart but ur videos are one of the only things that make me smile plz dont stop posting ur streams on youtube thank you
As someone with pet rats it's about time the mainstream give them the love they deserve
oh no carson installed tech mods
Man I wanted to see more of that flying dutchman that was awesome
I’m still grieving the tragic death of Bob Donuts.
I was not prepared for the jumpscare at the end
That clippy thumbnail reminds me that I need to finish my Clippy Mod for Terraria where he tells you helpful info.
need more of this bro im dying laughing dude😭😭
Was that the Flying Dutchman in the beginning?
every day, carson becomes stronger...
CARSON IS BACK?!!
can't wait to get this modpack, looks like fun
Once you release the modpack I'm gonna find a way to stealth download it onto my little brother's PC and tell him it's a new update
Yeah that pressure plate thing happened on my modded singleplayer, I eventually updated a bunch of mods and/or forge version and it went away.
Carson: “My minecraft modpack is getting stranger…”
Bro’s minecraft modpack is getting stranger…
Clippy the kind of guy that should be the mayor
wood fired pizza? how is pizza gonna get a job now!
Yeah, I sure hope it does.
Ohh, like M&Ms, because there’s two ‘M’s on their teeth
I love you
I love you lasciviously
@@tabcaps5819 oohhh miss minutes with a gun
TBH that just wasn't carson's fault jeremy died. The guy who had the tools to free jeremy just stood there.
the image edits of Carson literally look like MDickie characters
there are some who call me carson...
Minecraft but the Modpack Hurts You
The guy listing all the Presidential Assasins forgot someone....
PS. the glitchy door and pressure plate anomaly went on for like 20 mins and I don't think anyone figured it out.
If only Bob Donuts was here to see this
i'm going insane i know for a fact that there was another installment to this series, where did it go
What about 3d glasses during the eclipse
Pfzensis
the second the video started i had a sneezing fit, i’m assuming you are responsible
Minecraft modpack but the strangeness hurts you
An instant clasic
These times are so simple
Carson is slightly cross eyed no one can tell me otherwise
Just an average day in Minecraft 0:00
Every day we get closer to simpler times
old man stares at the sun
really loving the schizophrenia arc
YO HOWS PIZZA GONNA GET A JOB NOW AM I RIGHT?!
Yay another call me carson video *defeated sigh* here we go again (
Rare Fish Investor hat goes hard
Gapranka
CARSON PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME HERE
Mr Car Battery please make longer videos as 20 minutes isn’t sufficient enough for my liking thank you
-jerbert
I am ENTITLED to at least an hour of brain slop!
Wood pizza? How?
Ok carson mod park
!
Give back the duck
I just witnessed a politically charged murder
the rat is always jorking it
OHHHH, M’n’M’s!!!! Cause there are M’s in the teeth
Damn I forgot about this dude💀
Glad to see him back
HES BEEN BACK FOR THREE YEARS
he forgor 💀
thanks crossfade for including my art at 16:05 and 19:15 uwu
Can you do more of the second one
15:48 nahhhhhhhhh why he looking like Mini Ladd 😱
Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment
Another CMC classic