+triedge763 I don't think the guy with the bat was going to start it, he just wanted to make sure he was armed if there was a fight. The other guy swung first, and I think that's what made the guy with the bat go on the attack.
Martin never dumb down some of us black people are smart enough to get your high brow jokes. Double toasted needs levels. For the ignorant Marquess of Queensbury was the British Nobelman who came up with the gentleman rules for fighting in the 19th century that became boxing. Education isn't America's strong point but books are your friends.
+Delboy0 As a black man who finds himself to be at least somewhat decently educated even I found the reference to be a tad obscure. Just cause someone didn't get your joke it doesn't mean they're stupid, it probably just means your joke isn't very good.
Ricky Garrison That is the thing it is only obscure if you are ignorant. When did boxing become obscure? As British person I found the joke funny immediately. Maybe you just aren't as educated as you like to think you are because someone saying queensbury rules is a well known phrase in the UK and around the world especially if you know anything about boxing,
Maybe I'm not. I'm not from the UK I'm from Florida, where boxing isn't exactly a heavily taught course in the curriculum. A part of me feels you're biased in your belief that this phrase is so well known "around the world", but maybe I am for believing it's not. *shrugs*
Ricky Garrison As I said Americans tend to know much less. It is called general knowledge. I've seen it referenced in American cartons so it is not like Americans have never heard of it. just you.
Fair enough, if this is your idea of "general knowledge" then so be it. I don't really get what your "Americans tend to know much less" line has to do with anything since apparently I'm the only American who finds the reference obscure.
man when i first saw this clip it was just another 'fight clip' but when you guys add your commentary and jokes it makes it so much better. you guys make me laugh so hard. thank you for that. i love the show ... keep it up
Big dude should have used this weapon like a bo staff, instead of a club. The situation would have been useless for the little guy or he would have had to get close to the big dude which is always the wrong thing to do.
+David Russendiz He sort of looks like Other Joe from the back. Hell I'm waiting for the day Angry Joe and Other Joe guest star on Double Toasted. Or JeremyJahans even! :D
The big dude had the perfect wepon but he just did'nt know how to use it. He could of kept the dude with the bat at arms lenth if he aimed at his head or body, not trying to hit his bat all the time.
+uplift20 I feel like that pole is always going to be too long to swing, because the guy with the bat has all the time in the world to decide how to react. I think he'd be better off using it as a spear since he doesn't know how to handle it, like keep driving it at the other guys face and try to set up a more powerful swing. Or maybe he could get away with using it like a staff, like hold it in the middle and attack with both ends, but he seemed too clumsy for that.
+Jeff Using it as a staff would have been the right way to go. His first hit should have been a poke to the head or chest then hold the staff in the middle and hit him like its a bat. And in no way aim at the the other guys bat. If someone came's with a bat, that is a threat that needs to be stopped fast. It takes more skill to use a staff than it does a bat.
I like how literally every single fight on the street just turns into everyone just slapping each other like a cartoony nerd fight. If this were a movie, these guys would be slamming each others' heads through windshields and throwing car doors open into the other guy. But I think I agree with what they said about self-defense martial arts. In the thick of a fight, with adrenaline pumping and some jerk-off swinging a bat at your head over and over again, I find it hard to believe that anyone who isn't a professional MMA fighter is going to be pulling any Batman moves and disarming the attacker while breaking 8 of his bones. Seriously, could you imagine that big chubby guy going all Bruce Lee on him? I'd rather just bring a stun gun, taze the scrub, and watch him spasm on the ground while I casually just press a button again and again. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
This is not only in in top 3 funniest things I've ever seen from these guys(and i been following these guys since 2000) but it's probably in my top 10 funniest things I've ever seen in my 37 years...just everything about it from the lightsabers to Martin and his Marquess of Queensbury rules and the look Tommy made and Martin almost saying "right of the bat" but changing it with Goodwin saying 2 for 2 onto bringin the one dude in to do the ESPN commentary and analysis, the way the conversation goes with them having side conversations or responses over one of em talking about something else and the way they edited the video makes this absolute comedy...fuck gold this at least Platinum...i sent this to my best boy with me daring him not to laugh and he said he didn't see anything funny about it...maybe it's cuz he's 56 and I'm 37 or maybe it's cuz he's from Sweden but I don't understand how anyone who understands English could not find this hilarious...even if u don't understand English i dont see how u could not find this at least a little funny
And Marquess of Queensberry aren't the official rules of boxing. They were back in the 19th century. But current contemporary boxing doesn't recognize those rules anymore.
Swinging at him with a stick like that would give the person time to react. If he would used it like a spear then he would be more efficient and effective with the distance he has.
Arnold Rivas Nah, bro, I was just joking. Though if such a chivalry exists in Austin roads, I wouldn't mind going medieval on some chump's ass if I ever got there.
See......here on the east coast when someone gets punched in the face and then says "o yea?? wait right there. I got something for you" and runs to the car, that means it's now your cue to exit stage left. That dude is coming back with something a lot more deadly than what you have. This man waited 2 times to see what this dude will do. LOLOLOLOLLOLL. I'm moving to Austin next month and if this is ever happens to me, i'm driving away from that scene and this dude gonna be laid out, dreaming on top of the hood of his car. LMAO
WTF??..lol..you guys are killing me lol!!... Been taking Bruce Lee's style for just a couple of years (Jeet Kune Do) and the other guy is right, a very streamlined style that you just build upon with different combinations but a lot of the basic moves are used throughout all levels..but man, that bat..whew
On top of it all, NEITHER guy is swinging on the other person, they are hitting each others stick. It looks as if neither wants to deal with the results, especially the guy with the possibly aluminum bat....he could have done permanent damage or killed the guy with that as a weapon. Makes you wonder what happened to kick the bat off as the first move. Wow... i thought Kansas City was crazy, with people squaring off for fistfights on the freeway shoulder, but wow. You never know now that we have free-open carry (no permit required), i am assuming in all cases, the other guy is packing, so the game has been stepped up too much to risk bringing your temper out of the car door.
7:40 Danielle back there looking FINE, forever twirling her hair (even on her DT merch shirt that I own) lol. Miss Danielle would be too much fun to hang with : )
I never ever tought this was possible for me,but im so sick of star wars now that if I keep seeing more lightsabers or stormtroopers everywhere im going to vomit starfields all over the ground.
Martin having to dumb down his jokes saddens me. That's why deep down I miss the spill crew. Now don't get me wrong I love Korey and the new team does an admirable job. But spill married both the intellectual humor (mostly done by Martin and Cyrus) with the dumb jokes (by Korey and Tony). And that's not to say Korey and Tony weren't smart, their comedy style just was a bit more slapstick. In fact I think Korey pretends to be ignorant at times just so he can cater to modern audiences. Please Martin. Keep the "highbrow comedy", the ridiculous puns and the general trivia up. I for one appreciate them. It makes Double Toasted a bit more nuanced in terms of its scope of humor.
Could you imagine if the dude w/the bat had cracked the other guys head open, he could easily have killed him. That would ruin YO fucking LIFE, all over some stupid traffic shit? People are SO fucking crazy.
Has someone who takes karate what I wouldn't do I would definitely would not wait for a person to go and grab a weapon out of their car I would immediately get him right there and then plus that big old stick even though it's large you could get broken during the fight if you hit hard enough
That Lightsaber fight was gold
+nohoon100 they are going to be on Car Wars episode 1 The Traffic Menace.
Martin's laugh made it funnier too
Martin getting truly tickled by something always causes big contagious laughter for me.
Kilgore Trout I gotta watch this again classic stuff
a honorable fight even waited till his enemy has armed up XD
I'm just laughing at the guy with the bat, who for some reason kindly waits for the other guy to grab a weapon.
+triedge763 I don't think the guy with the bat was going to start it, he just wanted to make sure he was armed if there was a fight. The other guy swung first, and I think that's what made the guy with the bat go on the attack.
+triedge763 He's an honorable contender.
Dave C R I believe the bat dude last name is Son of Worf.
Chivalry is key
Dave C R LMFAO
That lightsaber edit is really good lol
It is!🤣
Martin with the classy references. Can't have that, no sir.
#DontKillTheVibe
Car Wars: The Ford Awakens, which was preceded by Car Wars: Return of the Semi.
Car Wars: The Impala Strikes Back
The Last Audi
The Phantom Mercedes
I thought the Ford died
@Brian the Trainer Are you bingeing these video too? I just now discovered these guys (and the comment section). Gold.
It this canon?
+TheForsakenEagle You're as bad as Martin. This went all over most posters heads.
+A. Lawrence Not mine. It's a subtle nice joke :)
+TheForsakenEagle Good one
lmao
That little man has done this before.
+Third Act Film But when he starts twirling that bat, the big man was in for a treat!
SHUT UP, LITTLE MAN!
+Miguel Puig ?
3:42
"Martin, could you...could you be more stupid?"
haha
Martin never dumb down some of us black people are smart enough to get your high brow jokes. Double toasted needs levels. For the ignorant Marquess of Queensbury was the British Nobelman who came up with the gentleman rules for fighting in the 19th century that became boxing. Education isn't America's strong point but books are your friends.
+Delboy0 As a black man who finds himself to be at least somewhat decently educated even I found the reference to be a tad obscure. Just cause someone didn't get your joke it doesn't mean they're stupid, it probably just means your joke isn't very good.
Ricky Garrison That is the thing it is only obscure if you are ignorant. When did boxing become obscure? As British person I found the joke funny immediately. Maybe you just aren't as educated as you like to think you are because someone saying queensbury rules is a well known phrase in the UK and around the world especially if you know anything about boxing,
Maybe I'm not. I'm not from the UK I'm from Florida, where boxing isn't exactly a heavily taught course in the curriculum. A part of me feels you're biased in your belief that this phrase is so well known "around the world", but maybe I am for believing it's not. *shrugs*
Ricky Garrison As I said Americans tend to know much less. It is called general knowledge. I've seen it referenced in American cartons so it is not like Americans have never heard of it. just you.
Fair enough, if this is your idea of "general knowledge" then so be it. I don't really get what your "Americans tend to know much less" line has to do with anything since apparently I'm the only American who finds the reference obscure.
On some count Dooku and Yoda shit...Danielle over there looking like a snack @7:41
I think what makes the jedi fight version video so golden is the inclusion of Duel of The Fates
I thought that was Other Joe from the Angryjoeshow for a second lol
hahahahaha right!!!
Kyle Broflovski hahaha
man when i first saw this clip it was just another 'fight clip' but when you guys add your commentary and jokes it makes it so much better. you guys make me laugh so hard. thank you for that. i love the show ... keep it up
Episode 8 is looking good so far
Thanks guys you made star wars fun for me again. I haven't laughed so hard at a lightsaber duel in years.
This shit really made my day - haven't cried this much laughing in a while 😂😂🤣👏👏
That star wars bit so funny
Amazing way to start the morning.
i just started watching you guys, and i have to say you are the straight funniest commentary people ever. im addicted to this shit
That many people don't know Marquess of Queensberry rules? God damn LOL
I've just watch 4 videos and I would love to come. The environment seems awesome and friendly as hell. Love it.
technically a long range weapon should beat a bat but he should have been poking him with it not swinging it lol.
Had to come back to a classic.
Same here bru shit still makes me cry
Big dude should have used this weapon like a bo staff, instead of a club. The situation would have been useless for the little guy or he would have had to get close to the big dude which is always the wrong thing to do.
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Well I don't think he was trying to kill him lol
4:22 he was catchin that bat Lmaoo
I've been subscribed for a while and now I find out y'all here in Austin where I live!!! 💗
This had me laughing and crying lol. Good stuff.
Just discovered this channel. So great!
Im glad Korey called out Martin on his references, we get it YOURE OLD! But those damn references go over almost everyone's heads
7:41 Dem legs!
ikr, like goddamn porno chris
When two idiots are fighting in a traffic jam who you gonna call CARBUSTERS! 😂😂😂😂💀
Chasing somebody down because you got pissed off, and were in the moment. I've been there before. XD
This is great. Love your channel.
Is that Other Joe from Angry Joe?
+David Russendiz For all we know.
+David Russendiz That's what I saw thinking.
+David Russendiz no he is smaller
+David Russendiz He sort of looks like Other Joe from the back. Hell I'm waiting for the day Angry Joe and Other Joe guest star on Double Toasted. Or JeremyJahans even! :D
"Back and to the left...Back and to the left."
...and THIS is why Donatello was never my favourite... ;O)
The big dude had the perfect wepon but he just did'nt know how to use it. He could of kept the dude with the bat at arms lenth if he aimed at his head or body, not trying to hit his bat all the time.
+uplift20
Usually people don't actually try to kill each other over traffic issues.
+uplift20 I feel like that pole is always going to be too long to swing, because the guy with the bat has all the time in the world to decide how to react.
I think he'd be better off using it as a spear since he doesn't know how to handle it, like keep driving it at the other guys face and try to set up a more powerful swing. Or maybe he could get away with using it like a staff, like hold it in the middle and attack with both ends, but he seemed too clumsy for that.
+Jeff Using it as a staff would have been the right way to go. His first hit should have been a poke to the head or chest then hold the staff in the middle and hit him like its a bat. And in no way aim at the the other guys bat. If someone came's with a bat, that is a threat that needs to be stopped fast. It takes more skill to use a staff than it does a bat.
is it just me or do they all look high in this one 😂
These dudes are too funny mane I'm dying
danielle looks lovely.wearing the hair open looks great.
I like how literally every single fight on the street just turns into everyone just slapping each other like a cartoony nerd fight. If this were a movie, these guys would be slamming each others' heads through windshields and throwing car doors open into the other guy.
But I think I agree with what they said about self-defense martial arts. In the thick of a fight, with adrenaline pumping and some jerk-off swinging a bat at your head over and over again, I find it hard to believe that anyone who isn't a professional MMA fighter is going to be pulling any Batman moves and disarming the attacker while breaking 8 of his bones. Seriously, could you imagine that big chubby guy going all Bruce Lee on him? I'd rather just bring a stun gun, taze the scrub, and watch him spasm on the ground while I casually just press a button again and again. FLAWLESS VICTORY.
Ah classic double toasted.😂
This shit is freakin hilarious!! Lol
1:32... Martin
Legitimately a better sword fight than any light-saber fight from the prequels!
+Jorge Stevenson they are going to be on Car Wars episode 1 The Traffic Menace.
Damn this made my day better! 😂
The horrible traffic and road rage is half the reason I moved away from Austin.
Better than the prequels choreography.
What crack are you smoking? Thats one of the good things about the prequels, the lightsaber combat.
+phoenixbarnes55 Yea, doing rolls 15 feet in the air
+phoenixbarnes55 It look very choreographed and fake.
Tamera Cambridge Hi
This actually is better than, The Force Awakens.
This is not only in in top 3 funniest things I've ever seen from these guys(and i been following these guys since 2000) but it's probably in my top 10 funniest things I've ever seen in my 37 years...just everything about it from the lightsabers to Martin and his Marquess of Queensbury rules and the look Tommy made and Martin almost saying "right of the bat" but changing it with Goodwin saying 2 for 2 onto bringin the one dude in to do the ESPN commentary and analysis, the way the conversation goes with them having side conversations or responses over one of em talking about something else and the way they edited the video makes this absolute comedy...fuck gold this at least Platinum...i sent this to my best boy with me daring him not to laugh and he said he didn't see anything funny about it...maybe it's cuz he's 56 and I'm 37 or maybe it's cuz he's from Sweden but I don't understand how anyone who understands English could not find this hilarious...even if u don't understand English i dont see how u could not find this at least a little funny
And Marquess of Queensberry aren't the official rules of boxing. They were back in the 19th century. But current contemporary boxing doesn't recognize those rules anymore.
Better than the prequels
"Markwis of Queensbury" Mar-kee bud. Mar-kee
I was just having a crisis on whether I have been mispronouncing Marquess for years or if Martin got it wrong, so thank you!
did you guys do that lightsaber effect?
stick fighting is hardly unofficial, there's national and international competitions all the time with teams from all over the world.
Deja vuFeel like I've seen this before
Well at least they didn't pool out a lightsaber gun.
Don't you mean a E 11 Blaster Rifle
yall fuckd up cant have more than one fedora guy
Quigly down under hahaha
1:22 Onwards
Still better lightsaber fights than The Force Awaken.
Swinging at him with a stick like that would give the person time to react. If he would used it like a spear then he would be more efficient and effective with the distance he has.
please talk about the kanye amber rose twitter feud or Fine bros Feud!!
keep it weird, guys
keep it weird
Dude, I'm not that far from Austin. Probably a 2-3 hour drive. XD It'd be a highlight of my life if I met y'all in person.
+Libby Scott I should wait before commenting...I ain't driving to or in Austin. XD I'll spend money on a damn plane ticket.
+Libby Scott I should wait before commenting...I ain't driving to or in Austin. XD I'll spend money on a damn plane ticket.
Well shit, I wish I could come Austin, but I'm stuck here in Europe. I don't mind going medieval on the roads though.
What part of Europe?
Arnold Rivas East Europe
I see. Do you really go medieval on the road? :)
Arnold Rivas Nah, bro, I was just joking. Though if such a chivalry exists in Austin roads, I wouldn't mind going medieval on some chump's ass if I ever got there.
+Ken Catus You know, I wouldn't mind if this happened in LA. Drive bye's and shootings gets boring after a while
See......here on the east coast when someone gets punched in the face and then says "o yea?? wait right there. I got something for you" and runs to the car, that means it's now your cue to exit stage left. That dude is coming back with something a lot more deadly than what you have. This man waited 2 times to see what this dude will do. LOLOLOLOLLOLL. I'm moving to Austin next month and if this is ever happens to me, i'm driving away from that scene and this dude gonna be laid out, dreaming on top of the hood of his car. LMAO
Is this from the next star wars movie?
+kingofarkansas2710 yea Car Wars episode 1 The Traffic Menace.
I like Martin's references. Y'all uninformed need to Google and catch up! Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg fucking hilarious
lov u double toasted u guys r fuckin awesome☺ 💗
WTF??..lol..you guys are killing me lol!!... Been taking Bruce Lee's style for just a couple of years (Jeet Kune Do) and the other guy is right, a very streamlined style that you just build upon with different combinations but a lot of the basic moves are used throughout all levels..but man, that bat..whew
how do I get on double toasted?
+Gregory Goddard Start a lightsaber fight in the middle of traffic
On top of it all, NEITHER guy is swinging on the other person, they are hitting each others stick. It looks as if neither wants to deal with the results, especially the guy with the possibly aluminum bat....he could have done permanent damage or killed the guy with that as a weapon. Makes you wonder what happened to kick the bat off as the first move. Wow... i thought Kansas City was crazy, with people squaring off for fistfights on the freeway shoulder, but wow. You never know now that we have free-open carry (no permit required), i am assuming in all cases, the other guy is packing, so the game has been stepped up too much to risk bringing your temper out of the car door.
An what gets me is the one has what looks like a ball bat and it ain't phasing andre the giant one bit. Lmao
why were they hassling Martin 3m in. sheesh.
Can we get this kind Star wars instead of the Force awakens?
Bigger is not always better.
Mr. Walker To Mr. Wheeler!
If he used that stick to jab, like he was playing pool opposed to swinging it like a sword it would have been better. Then like a bo staff.
7:40 Danielle back there looking FINE, forever twirling her hair (even on her DT merch shirt that I own) lol. Miss Danielle would be too much fun to hang with : )
I miss DT w/ a full cast like this. The new shows are still good but I miss Goodwind and the other cast members
Who is the chick with the red dress?
I never ever tought this was possible for me,but im so sick of star wars now that if I keep seeing more lightsabers or stormtroopers everywhere im going to vomit starfields all over the ground.
That is funny
HOW DARE YOU SIR. YOU HAVE INSULTED ME AND NOW I DEMAND SATISFACTION.
I bet he was a star wars fan too which would account for that shit
I would never been in a car
Can't give it to the cameraman if it was a vertical video.
The guy, though he was smooth with the camera did film in vertical mode instead of horizontal so that puts his grade at.... -5
Good now use your force to defeat him you must
Was that guy using a metal bat? How is that guy not dead? The bat would pop his head like a watermelon
Anybody else but me think the dude next to korey look like heavy d?
thats what you get for fuckin wit a jedi!!
Martin having to dumb down his jokes saddens me. That's why deep down I miss the spill crew. Now don't get me wrong I love Korey and the new team does an admirable job. But spill married both the intellectual humor (mostly done by Martin and Cyrus) with the dumb jokes (by Korey and Tony). And that's not to say Korey and Tony weren't smart, their comedy style just was a bit more slapstick. In fact I think Korey pretends to be ignorant at times just so he can cater to modern audiences. Please Martin. Keep the "highbrow comedy", the ridiculous puns and the general trivia up. I for one appreciate them. It makes Double Toasted a bit more nuanced in terms of its scope of humor.
What started this fight? lol.Was it two guys that staged this?
Could you imagine if the dude w/the bat had cracked the other guys head open, he could easily have killed him. That would ruin YO fucking LIFE, all over some stupid traffic shit? People are SO fucking crazy.
I love Austin but hate the traffic...
Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather not take martial arts advice from a guy plays with sticks in his basement.
Some people get into it for the stupidest ish, smh
Has someone who takes karate what I wouldn't do I would definitely would not wait for a person to go and grab a weapon out of their car I would immediately get him right there and then plus that big old stick even though it's large you could get broken during the fight if you hit hard enough