@@vikutaa the other 2 stages are, "Regretting your decisions," and, "Realizing you're a dumbass." Those extra 2 stages of grief only apply to people who get caught committing crimes because they're dumb and didn't plan anything out. Lmao 😆
I am high and thinkin about all the things that led this man down this path and its playing out like some art house film in my mind. Its gonna win the Oscars.
@@biguy617 Stores (at least in my area) often use glas that doesn't crash in just because it was broken and penetrated at a few points (to make it harder to break in at night). So shooting some holes in it wouldn't mean he could just get out either.
4 police officers! she's right all he did was attempt robbery, with a loaded gun, then fire the gun at the door assuming the bullets will go through and hit.. whoever. yeah send one officer 2 weeks from retirement.
Danielle on committing a crime: "You have to be in control.. you have to scare people." Danielle on police taking control of a situation: "Why does he have a shotgun? That's too much!"
C Wilson Police: "We know you've killed a few people and you want to kill more, is there any way we can deescalate the situation, please?" Is that better for your fantasy land?
Actually in many countries where guns are banned(most of the world) the police deescalate situations like this. In this situation I don't think they used excessive force. If there is a gun in play that changes the situation immensely.
Danielles so ignorant. “Is that glass bulletproof??” Probly Danielle. “Why would a cell store have a bp door?” Its called the hood Danielle, here in Fayetteville alotta places have it. “Does there need to be 4 cops tho??” They got an armed robbery call in the hood so yes. But its cool keep appropriating.
slimmike56 what did she adopt from a culture of lower social standing to make her own? I get your point and agree but your misuse of the word appropriate seems a bit inappropriate
Nasira Johnson being an idiot i may have misused it, which i apologize. What i mean is she seems to “ground herself” in certain aspects of different cultures without actual knowledge or understanding. Cherry picking if you will. U know what i mean?
She's just generalizing in her views, with the base of social stereotypes. It's ok, it's not like she's trying to change government policies. It's great entertainment, for us to laugh at.
"He went from gangster to bitch." 1: He was never a gangster. 2: When robbing a store you make sure you have a plan. 3: Gangster bring a actual gun not BB gun.
I mean he might have been in a gang, so you don’t really know if he’s a gangster, a lot of robbers don’t bring real guns to avoid upping their charges if they get caught
One of my 2018 resolutions: I will not say anything negative about Danielle, from here on out. I may not agree with some of the things she says, but that's no reason for me to bad-mouth her. Hold me to it, people. Because all she's getting from me is compliments from here on out. Plus, those three have a lot of fun with these foolishness stories. Great chemistry there.
@foosheezoo You can do it. I've got faith in you. Try this. When you want to type something mean or hateful, do it on Notepad, or whatever you have in your computer. When you're done, read it out loud and delete it. If you still feel like typing it in the forum, go ahead. But chances are, you'll realize how pointless it is, and you won't type it again.
How to open a door with a gun: 1st you need a shotgun, 2nd you need a WOODEN door, 3rd you shoot at the frigging HINGES. In case of a steel door you will need one of the following, 1st option: an angle grinder and power pack, 2nd option: a magnesium lance and oxygen tank , 3rd option: a shape charge, and again.....GO FOR THE FRIGGING HINGES lol.
Hi Danielle :3 DT needs to have waaaay more subs, it's a damn shame. Oh and tomorrow's my birthday and I got some birthday money so it's finally time to grab myself some DT merch so I can represent ;)
@10:40 she asks, _do they need 4 police officers, really?_ Abso-fucking-lutely! They don't know if he has an accomplice or what he's capable of. Brothers have been justifiably killed for doing far less. This armed thug is lucky he's getting off that easily.!
I felt sorry for the first guy, HI don't think he had ever robbed anyone in his life and if he really was a bad guy he wouldn't have made things so bad.
If someone recorded it, we only would've saw footage of him ramming the door, pleading for them to open it and the police coming in. It would've been branded as a "Unarmed Black man locked inside store and has police called on him". People would be outraged, then a week or so later the store footage will tell all. Say I'm wrong lol
Think about this for a minute 911 gets called with a report of a person attempting to rob a cell phone store while they're on the way they get another call about same location and gunfire inside store., of course they're going to come in heavy because they don't know what kind of weapon he's carrying. all they know is there's a report of a man with a gun inside a cell phone store and gunfire was Heard
note to criminal don't fuck with local own latino stores. lots of them are a front for the cartel and they will strike back with a vengeance. this not a joke.
You can absolutely rip a lock out of the door with bullets, but the type of door decides the type of gun, with that pistol he may have more luck with a wooden door. Also he should be mindful of ricochet.
I have to send this to a friend of mine who is a retired criminal justice instructor he is going to be laughing himself to tears not only is the video hilarious but your commentary is lethal , what this criminal needed was some of your Double Toasted merchandise to give him the intelligence to realize this was a dumb idea.!!!
Homie went through the 7 stages of grief tryna get out that shop lol
Uh, don’t you mean five?
😂
Denial--4:24
Anger--5:01 (maybe more accurately 6:58)
Bargaining (with hints of depression)--7:42
Acceptance--9:23
@@vikutaa the other 2 stages are, "Regretting your decisions," and, "Realizing you're a dumbass."
Those extra 2 stages of grief only apply to people who get caught committing crimes because they're dumb and didn't plan anything out. Lmao 😆
Lol
That lady played him so hard I am surprised she didn't sign that fool up for a cell phone plan.
Homie tried to perform M. Bison's Psycho Crusher on that door.
And the door parried that shit like Daigo.
transformers man
😂😂😂😂😂
The door parried the gunshots too
Shoulda used the EX version
Those quick-thinking smart women protecting themselves and that kid. 💯💯💯
Maybe the reason why he didn't use the back door was because it had an "employees only" sign
🤔😂
I wouldn't hold it past him truthfully
That door and the store clerks said " BITCH PLEASE, not on my watch.. I got time today"!!!!!!!😂😂😂
I am high and thinkin about all the things that led this man down this path and its playing out like some art house film in my mind. Its gonna win the Oscars.
Matt Gould make sure to get Arronofsky to direct it and it's a sure shot
This is so much better than looney tunes.
It's looney toons with justice!
Birger000 So loonatics unleashed then lol.
No it's another world's dumbest criminals lol.
This kat is a looney toon.🤣 Get your dumbass on ground. Trying to be slick.
@@alvinjohnson5037 That's loonatics at it's finest
Yes Daniel, 4 is needed. Guy is still an ARMED robber, not to mention stupid and scared.
BlueFacondor The guy should have shot the glass.
I don't think that would work.
@@biguy617 Stores (at least in my area) often use glas that doesn't crash in just because it was broken and penetrated at a few points (to make it harder to break in at night). So shooting some holes in it wouldn't mean he could just get out either.
4 police officers! she's right all he did was attempt robbery, with a loaded gun, then fire the gun at the door assuming the bullets will go through and hit.. whoever. yeah send one officer 2 weeks from retirement.
Savybones and the rookie with a new wife and baby on the way lol
Some people think everything is police brutality even sending more than 1 cop
@Marcquise White Maybe she assumed he already spend all his bullets on the door, downgrading him to an unarmed robber?
Exactly
4 does seem excessive 2 is all you need. Just a waste of resources
He had a gun and was shooting at the door. He's lucky they didn't bring the entire police force.
Door lives matter.
spit on heem bruddas. He does not no deh weh. 🤣
You so silly, S D.
4:24 the moment he realizes what jail is going to be like
Just when I thought Danielle wasnt gonna say some dumb shit lol “4 police officers really?”
Jeezus.
😂
That's not a question don't be a a-hole
It's like he didn't know cameras exist
Danielle on committing a crime: "You have to be in control.. you have to scare people."
Danielle on police taking control of a situation: "Why does he have a shotgun? That's too much!"
Sackie Chan she's still fine
Noa Lorenzetti Keeping your standards low huh? Guess everyone’s gotta find love
C Wilson
Police: "We know you've killed a few people and you want to kill more, is there any way we can deescalate the situation, please?"
Is that better for your fantasy land?
Actually in many countries where guns are banned(most of the world) the police deescalate situations like this. In this situation I don't think they used excessive force. If there is a gun in play that changes the situation immensely.
Fuck the police
Having Danielle's camera so high should be a federal crime
Eyyy criminals getting dumber = us having a good time humiliating them lol
Door made out of vibranium
And Black Panther takes the door back to Wakanda.
The door sounds like captain America’s shield.
10:42 i can't be the only one that thought Coleman was calling Danielle stupid....
Anthony Aguilar I was confused as well
Anthony Aguilar I don't think he was calling her stupid
That was a stupid ass comment though.
No, he was commenting to Danielle about the criminal being stupid, not her.
you guys made this video extra funny 😂
Danielles so ignorant. “Is that glass bulletproof??” Probly Danielle. “Why would a cell store have a bp door?” Its called the hood Danielle, here in Fayetteville alotta places have it. “Does there need to be 4 cops tho??” They got an armed robbery call in the hood so yes. But its cool keep appropriating.
slimmike56 what did she adopt from a culture of lower social standing to make her own? I get your point and agree but your misuse of the word appropriate seems a bit inappropriate
Nasira Johnson being an idiot i may have misused it, which i apologize. What i mean is she seems to “ground herself” in certain aspects of different cultures without actual knowledge or understanding. Cherry picking if you will. U know what i mean?
She's just generalizing in her views, with the base of social stereotypes. It's ok, it's not like she's trying to change government policies. It's great entertainment, for us to laugh at.
Been playing that San Andreas too much
The guy robbing the noodle store in xXx doesn't look so bad now, eh?
MonochromeTrouble
Yeah, but even then, their performances were terrible...
2020 and this is still funny
I love Danielle ❤❤ love love her hair.
I hate how you laugh but I can’t stop watching 😳.. Nice show bruh, keep up 👊🏾
Crime doesn't pay :-D
This was straight up classic loonie cartoons
😂😂😂 that is true looney tunes foolishness
Ikr 🤣😂😂
Ive been a fan of u guys since you were on spill.com.. you guys are always entertaining to watch with your commentaries.
"He went from gangster to bitch."
1: He was never a gangster.
2: When robbing a store you make sure you have a plan.
3: Gangster bring a actual gun not BB gun.
I mean he might have been in a gang, so you don’t really know if he’s a gangster, a lot of robbers don’t bring real guns to avoid upping their charges if they get caught
Posted on my b-day. The wile e. coyote reference is on point.
This is some classic shit.
Tissan Young I can’t tell but is that a gamecock logo in your avi. If it is that’s dope 🙌🏾
One of my 2018 resolutions: I will not say anything negative about Danielle, from here on out. I may not agree with some of the things she says, but that's no reason for me to bad-mouth her. Hold me to it, people. Because all she's getting from me is compliments from here on out.
Plus, those three have a lot of fun with these foolishness stories. Great chemistry there.
I think shes cool....this is the perfect format for her.
So this is the DT equivalent of signing for getting a gym membership, pay a year in full only to be never seen after January?
Same I am trying really trying 😤
@foosheezoo
You can do it. I've got faith in you. Try this. When you want to type something mean or hateful, do it on Notepad, or whatever you have in your computer. When you're done, read it out loud and delete it. If you still feel like typing it in the forum, go ahead. But chances are, you'll realize how pointless it is, and you won't type it again.
I'm glad I stumbled upon you're channel......this shit is fucking hilarious!!
Brudda, you do not know de wae! Haha
Poor guy tried to breach a door with a 22. Anybody with a PlayStation knows better than that.
The Opal Fox Channel lol true
"I AM A DUMBASS"
Lmao!!!
Damn tax season is upon us and you're still robbing ppl
Keith N he obviously aint got no job wat tax money he getting
The James Brown edit was EPIC FUNNY!!!!
Yes! I need some foolishness
Tyrone forgot his RedBalls!!!🤣😂🤣
Isnt it required for them to have a 2nd exit for fire emergencies
Latinos don't give a fuck about regulations
Steve G probably locked also
Steve G Well since that store looks small AF it probably doesn't need one.
I think the backdoor said ' employees only ' 😆😆😆😆
Idiocracy at 500%
How to open a door with a gun: 1st you need a shotgun, 2nd you need a WOODEN door, 3rd you shoot at the frigging HINGES.
In case of a steel door you will need one of the following, 1st option: an angle grinder and power pack, 2nd option: a magnesium lance and oxygen tank , 3rd option: a shape charge, and again.....GO FOR THE FRIGGING HINGES lol.
where is the Top 10 Worst Films Part 2?
JohnBlack2345 it's DLC
damn.
thanks now.
Mother always said... Stupid is what Stewpid does.
the door was made from Nokia
Korey!! FIANLLY WEARING THE SHIRT I GOT
Patiently waiting for Double Toasted to drop a video on the entire list of Oscar nominees
He clearly wasn't fully committed.
I'm latino, and I'm scared of latinas they crazy af🤣
Hi Danielle :3 DT needs to have waaaay more subs, it's a damn shame. Oh and tomorrow's my birthday and I got some birthday money so it's finally time to grab myself some DT merch so I can represent ;)
Rorschach: "You're Locked In Here With Me" - Watchmen
Why didn't he try the back door?
Like the two dudes from “Snatch”
@10:40 she asks, _do they need 4 police officers, really?_ Abso-fucking-lutely! They don't know if he has an accomplice or what he's capable of. Brothers have been justifiably killed for doing far less. This armed thug is lucky he's getting off that easily.!
At 7:00 right before he was gonna hit the door I got advertisement and the screen turned black XD
Oh my. Danielle...
He traded one cell for another
Soon as I saw the story I knew y’all was about to go in. Lol
The ceilings must not have had panels in any of these places, because I’m surprised no one tried a Jurassic Park-style escape.
This is my favorite channel
I felt sorry for the first guy, HI don't think he had ever robbed anyone in his life and if he really was a bad guy he wouldn't have made things so bad.
I love how Danielle's hair is styled here.
The only thing criminal about Danielle is that her hair is beyond the laws of fabulousness.
14:33 she learned that from Den of Thieves
My guy tried to use sagat’s tiger rampage
When he said you so stupid ! Was he talking to Danielle or about the criminal. Or both lol
If someone recorded it, we only would've saw footage of him ramming the door, pleading for them to open it and the police coming in. It would've been branded as a "Unarmed Black man locked inside store and has police called on him". People would be outraged, then a week or so later the store footage will tell all. Say I'm wrong lol
10:40 ... she tried for those “points”
Time to rob a place, and make Double Toasted my advisers and accomplices
What happened to criminals doing recon and casing the joint first? What the FUCK!
Robbing a joint for dummies
how bout... don't do crimes...? haha
Luckily this store didn’t have a back door bc he would’ve gotten away 👀
Think about this for a minute 911 gets called with a report of a person attempting to rob a cell phone store while they're on the way they get another call about same location and gunfire inside store., of course they're going to come in heavy because they don't know what kind of weapon he's carrying. all they know is there's a report of a man with a gun inside a cell phone store and gunfire was Heard
note to criminal don't fuck with local own latino stores. lots of them are a front for the cartel and they will strike back with a vengeance. this not a joke.
Four walls just staring at Nigga. With my finger on the trigger.
Aww man, yall late on this one. This literally made my day when i watched the video, i was somehow happy all day.
This is video is depressing to me.
Deenclassic Fr lol
He was in a phone store think he use one in there to call someone to get him
Another brother caught up in the system? More like another brother signed up for the system!
How freakin tall is he? He looks almost as tall as the doorway.
You can absolutely rip a lock out of the door with bullets, but the type of door decides the type of gun, with that pistol he may have more luck with a wooden door. Also he should be mindful of ricochet.
This is just sad. I mean I'm laughing. But this is just sad. This guy clearly didn't think this through.
Robber: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
This is so great. Lol.
Can I get a hot dog and Fanta this fool is putting on a show
5:01 Yeah that only works in the movies kid!
Let me say this in a Steve Harvey voice, you don't mess with a Latina!!!
Also on a side note, let them be dumba**es.
Danielle is a lighter shade of orange today
I have to send this to a friend of mine who is a retired criminal justice instructor he is going to be laughing himself to tears not only is the video hilarious but your commentary is lethal , what this criminal needed was some of your Double Toasted merchandise to give him the intelligence to realize this was a dumb idea.!!!
The. Guy in video. Raiders. Fan. 🤪🤪🤪
*Daaaaum Danielle!!*
A.s.p watch John do it he’s got awesome endorsements, it’s about money ain’t it
I'm thinking he tried shooting the glass so it would shatter
did he not bother to look in the back ??
That woman is fine as hell