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I love Garrus, he's so well developed as a character. He has the perfect mix of complexity, realistic dark sides to his personality, cute naivety/nervousness and a certain vulnerability. The only regret I have with romancing him is that it gets in the way of the adorable progression of his relationship with Tali which goes from irritating the fuck out of each other to one of the cutest relationships in the whole of Mass Effect in my opinion. They did such a fantastic job with both those characters.
I'm a guy alright and straight but garrus is hot! The way his eyes shine in the brightness and darkness his loyalty to a fault his cute awkward conversations with a girl his undying determination he be a perfect guy for a girl if he was in real life
In our world, people continue to have issues accepting thought of human males having sex with other human males... and then here I am, thinking about having sex with aliens. Wat did you do to me Bioware.
tyler moran Garrus is literally just like me, I'm horrible at talking to girls. But hey, every guy who was a teen is horrible at talking to girls. The girl I'd date will be Tali, she possibly the sweetest girl I've seen in the game. Liara is only there because huge tits and gives fan service in ME3 while I know Miranda is meant to be the perfect girl I just think Tali is the best. She's a big pain in the ass in the build up but finally Romancing with her is just satisfying. And since Miranda and Jack argument in the game there is no way I'll go for them that Paragon/Renegade is just too damn high, even with me having nearly all the DLCs.
Coolausdtin/austin25034 I got the paragon conversation for Miranda and jack, I don't have any dlc just around when your paragon or renegade is half full pick the hundred percent paragon or renegade increase when you fully upgrade your charisma
Coolausdtin/austin25034 If you have the shadow broker DLC there's supposed to be some really good chemistry with Liara, but yeah I romanced Tali with my Male shep run throughs. Once with Ashley, just to see Tali and Garrus get together
The character creation in mass effect 2 is prettt difficult to work with if you want to create a somewhat attractive character. I just imported mine from ME1.
Omgg really Garrus...Before popping the heat sink..I laugh everytime he says that..It's not like it was on purpose when he said it.Not being a pervert.But it went there...What's really funny is.He didn't realize he said it until afterwards.That metaphor went totally wrong.It looked like he was blushing like crazy.Poor Garrus..But we love you Garrus!!!
"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible." NEVER fails to bring a smile to my face. Bioware, you guys are epic at dramatic story telling, even more so at hilarious dialogue.
"It'll be either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing." Garrus is so freakin awesome. It would be awesome to play a spin off with him as the main character. Maybe even about him and his team on Omega.
Just played through the romance and the fangirl in me is very very happy. I was always a little sad how Garrus and Tali weren't available love interests in the first game. I found them, Wrex, and Joker more interesting than Kaidan, Ashley, and Liara.
I will fully admit I could not stop laughing my ass off with his romance scenes, I just love how awkward he became soon as he realized when you offered to spar meant you wanna fuck not fight
Holy shit, these conversations are awkward. And not even because of Garrus. That "How about I help you work off some steam" line was way too creepy. xD Then again, I guess most of the romance routes in the Mass Effect series are pretty awkward....
Suppose that's how it goes if all you got is short conversations of text. And you got make the lines obvious enough so the player doesn't accidentally proposition someone they didn't mean to :P
Alara Bayraktar Same here, I also made the mistake in getting Shep back with Kaidan after Thane died. Boy did I feel horrible. I just wish BioWare put a bit more effort into Thane's route though, the lack or romantic dialogue/scenes was so disappointing.
I love how after he switches on the music he does the robot over to the couch-chair-thing. I really like Garrus, he's a cool alien that bangs all the shepards and doesn't afraid of anything.
I missed out that last conversation and went ahead with going against the collectors when it didn't happen I had to go all Doc. Brown and go back in time it was annoying but worth it :)
I....I really wanna be with Garrus.. he's my favourite but I already have Liara.. and with her being Show Broker and all... she might as well watch my character and Garrus hittin' it on in the bedroom from some electrical devices....somewhere. I'll save Garrus in my second playthrough xDD
I know people get irritated about the head bump because they wanted more, but I like it. What seals the scene for me is the way Shep caresses his face and then Garrus reaches up to touch her shoulder.
Is it still possible to romance Garrus if I said "It wouldn't bother me"? I've been rejected so many times for "calibrations" that I'm starting to worry my game is ruined...
I don't see the problem with her being strait? though i do find it annoying that you can't romance jack with a female character, since she say she been with other females...
But think about it,all we know about other species sexual anatomy,is that Krogan males have 4 testicles.For all we know,Garus could have a weird shaped spiked thing for a penis.I would be concerned about shepard if i were him too...
"You know me. I like to save the last shot before popping the heatsink." I fell out of my chair laughing. That's so horrible, but it's so good at the same time. XD
For some reason, I find this so touching. Had I known it was going to end that way-- so lovely-- their heads touching-- I would have taken this path. One definitely couldn't predict how sweet this would end up being when offered the unpleasant option of propositioning Garrus for sex. It's so cute and awkward, too. All his mentions of research. xD Like... true love? More so than all of the other romances I've seen, anyway.
You won't regret it. It started out as a fling for at least Garrus, but he falls hard and fast and someone once described him as James Bond in space in ME3 - but he also retains his adorable awkwardness.
I love how Garrus is basically like a nervous 14 year old boy who wants to make sure everything goes JUST RIGHT on his date with his girlfriend. It's freaking precious and adorable.
@GrizzlyAngus Female Shepard is a lot more characterized, to be sure, but I've found male Shepard's monotone allows me to apply my own tonalities to what he says, thus making him more immersive.
It's so cute when Shepard tells him her intentions and he stutters a bit then tries to play it cool with the facial scar line. I want nothing more than for Garrus to calibrate me... can't imagine how awkward it would be.. Ugh, he is so adorable!
Each time he says "Shepard, need me for something?" and I select "Just want to talk", I'm half-expecting the "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
@TaggerungJuska In the book Mass Effect: Retribution, there are two of them that play a considerable role in part of the story, and you actually see some in the Evolution comic. They look like male turians except they don't have a fringe on their head.
![Роман с Гаррусом в Mass Effect 2-3 [Джейн Шепард] + все диалоги](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wjXXbJ5Jjvs/mqdefault.jpg)
Hes so cute when hes nervous
"We can test your reach...and my flexibility"
I love the way Jennifer Hale delivered that line .
Hey, her bravery is strong if she chose to do the lesbian Romance lines in ME3.
+Darkstar263 I'm mildly disappointed these games didn't have any references to "pressing our slimy, mucus-covered lips together in the cargo hold!" ;)
Freaking HK-47... I love him.
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Darkstar263 that's because she ships femshep and Garrus as well
Because I'm in a great place to optimise firing algorithms right now.
and after this they had a lot of sex.
Garrus was adorable....that line about," your waist....looks supportive" just cracks me up.
"Savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"...
I have absolutely no idea what it means but I'm TOTALLY stealing that one!
Thats what I thought! I immediately thought "NEW PICK UP LINE!'
Aerodeth you don't know what he means
+Aerodeth en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_sinkThat what he means by heat Sink
"I want something to go right. Just once" always gets me.
I love Garrus, he's so well developed as a character. He has the perfect mix of complexity, realistic dark sides to his personality, cute naivety/nervousness and a certain vulnerability. The only regret I have with romancing him is that it gets in the way of the adorable progression of his relationship with Tali which goes from irritating the fuck out of each other to one of the cutest relationships in the whole of Mass Effect in my opinion. They did such a fantastic job with both those characters.
I'm a guy alright and straight but garrus is hot! The way his eyes shine in the brightness and darkness his loyalty to a fault his cute awkward conversations with a girl his undying determination he be a perfect guy for a girl if he was in real life
“Straight”
....yeah, straight
無力H E L P L E S S nigga yo ass deep in the closet.
In our world, people continue to have issues accepting thought of human males having sex with other human males... and then here I am, thinking about having sex with aliens. Wat did you do to me Bioware.
Splendid Beaked Man make you a lot open minded?
Splendid Beaked Man Thats what Im saying wth
Better with aliens than same sex ( shudders )
Hmmmm I wonder what same sex aliens would be like 😍
Bioware definitely played on the history between Shepard and Garrus. ME Trilogy was pure genius.
Not gonna lie. I'm about as straight as they come. But I'd go gay for garrus.
LOL, My cousin said the same thing!
Agreed id cheat on my girl for garrus
tyler moran Garrus is literally just like me, I'm horrible at talking to girls.
But hey, every guy who was a teen is horrible at talking to girls.
The girl I'd date will be Tali, she possibly the sweetest girl I've seen in the game.
Liara is only there because huge tits and gives fan service in ME3 while I know Miranda is meant to be the perfect girl I just think Tali is the best. She's a big pain in the ass in the build up but finally Romancing with her is just satisfying.
And since Miranda and Jack argument in the game there is no way I'll go for them that Paragon/Renegade is just too damn high, even with me having nearly all the DLCs.
Coolausdtin/austin25034 I got the paragon conversation for Miranda and jack, I don't have any dlc just around when your paragon or renegade is half full pick the hundred percent paragon or renegade increase when you fully upgrade your charisma
Coolausdtin/austin25034 If you have the shadow broker DLC there's supposed to be some really good chemistry with Liara, but yeah I romanced Tali with my Male shep run throughs. Once with Ashley, just to see Tali and Garrus get together
Oh god this FemShep has some weird faces xD
The character creation in mass effect 2 is prettt difficult to work with if you want to create a somewhat attractive character. I just imported mine from ME1.
Actually, I feel like this femshep is kind of hot. Usually they're awful.
She looks like Haviland Morris.
_"More than one way to work off stress, I guess."_
Hint hint, nudge nudge.
it would be funny if u did this exact scene with a male shepard and then garras goes:
um... no
I love how, with the other relationship options, it's all romantic and lovey-dovey and sweet. With Garrus, it's "Why the hell not?"
"This will either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing."
Don't ever change Garrus.
Omgg really Garrus...Before popping the heat sink..I laugh everytime he says that..It's not like it was on purpose when he said it.Not being a pervert.But it went there...What's really funny is.He didn't realize he said it until afterwards.That metaphor went totally wrong.It looked like he was blushing like crazy.Poor Garrus..But we love you Garrus!!!
"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink... Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
NEVER fails to bring a smile to my face. Bioware, you guys are epic at dramatic story telling, even more so at hilarious dialogue.
Okay so I'm a lesbian girl whose fem!Shep nearly always ends up with Samantha Traynor or Liara T'Soni but Garrus is the shit.
i love the adorable awkwardness
"It'll be either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing."
Garrus is so freakin awesome. It would be awesome to play a spin off with him as the main character. Maybe even about him and his team on Omega.
Thanx 4 uploading this, it's pretty amusing watching the buildup too not just the love scene part by itself.
Heh, Shephards face at 4:28. Priceless :D
I love how he didn't see that coming xD
Just played through the romance and the fangirl in me is very very happy. I was always a little sad how Garrus and Tali weren't available love interests in the first game. I found them, Wrex, and Joker more interesting than Kaidan, Ashley, and Liara.
Shepard had a rape face through this entire video.
When he turned on the Flux music I lost my shit X'D
I will fully admit I could not stop laughing my ass off with his romance scenes, I just love how awkward he became soon as he realized when you offered to spar meant you wanna fuck not fight
Holy shit, these conversations are awkward. And not even because of Garrus. That "How about I help you work off some steam" line was way too creepy. xD
Then again, I guess most of the romance routes in the Mass Effect series are pretty awkward....
Suppose that's how it goes if all you got is short conversations of text. And you got make the lines obvious enough so the player doesn't accidentally proposition someone they didn't mean to :P
I love Garrus!!! He's just the right amount of macho man and quirky to where its just adorable!!!
I found this hilarious, actually! HAHAHA if I wasn't determined to go with Thane, I'd totally get with Garrus just because he's funny.
If there wasn't Garrus, I'd pick Thane. I loved Thane but after what happened to him in ME3 (and the scenes) I couldn't handle it.
Alara Bayraktar Same here, I also made the mistake in getting Shep back with Kaidan after Thane died. Boy did I feel horrible. I just wish BioWare put a bit more effort into Thane's route though, the lack or romantic dialogue/scenes was so disappointing.
I read this before I looked at the video. Scrolled up, smirked, and chuckled.
6:27 what the hell are you thinking about? click!
The way he says the "Yeeaah...definitely" makes me smile :)
Now I'm wondering if humanity (sorry, WHEN humanity) will meet the turian race, and for all girls to meet Sir Garrus Vakarian :D
+Rose_The_Wolf And some of the guys.
Everyone loves Garrus :D
I love how after he switches on the music he does the robot over to the couch-chair-thing.
I really like Garrus, he's a cool alien that bangs all the shepards and doesn't afraid of anything.
I missed out that last conversation and went ahead with going against the collectors when it didn't happen I had to go all Doc. Brown and go back in time it was annoying but worth it :)
CHILLS RUN DOWN MY BACK EVERY freaking time man....
I....I really wanna be with Garrus.. he's my favourite but I already have Liara.. and with her being Show Broker and all... she might as well watch my character and Garrus hittin' it on in the bedroom from some electrical devices....somewhere.
I'll save Garrus in my second playthrough xDD
Shadow Broker" :c
I romanced liara in ME1 and in ME2 I picked jack liara found out in 3 and it was very awkward
no, I think he meant show broker :P
Vel koz Don't go reviving old threads son.
Cthulhoop well i am bored as fuck, and i saw that comment. for the future, just ignore people like me.
i love how he is so shy about all of this.
Her face...
I know people get irritated about the head bump because they wanted more, but I like it.
What seals the scene for me is the way Shep caresses his face and then Garrus reaches up to touch her shoulder.
Is it still possible to romance Garrus if I said "It wouldn't bother me"? I've been rejected so many times for "calibrations" that I'm starting to worry my game is ruined...
I think the romance scene is triggered before the final mission, try to talk with him before that
So you can't be in a relationship with him in the beginning of the game?
yes you can, but the final romance scene appears before the suicide mission
Oh ok . I really don't want to mess up my chance with garrus lol. He she'll be mine!
XD everyone wants a piece of Garrus
I love doing prank calls with a Garrus soundboard
It really fucking sucks that tali aint an option for femshep
I don't see the problem with her being strait? though i do find it annoying that you can't romance jack with a female character, since she say she been with other females...
Aiden Pearce do a mod then?
Aiden Pearce oh and sorry, forgot to call you creepy, can't deny you that when you even tell me to :P
what he said at the end almost made me cry D:
Garrus is similar to me in so many ways! ................... Except he got the girl,that is.
Except if you are Shepard. That's why they beat the Reapers. You can't beat such a team of badasses.
No you can cool as garrus you just got to do a lot of calibrations xDD
Whenever Garrus turns that music on, I keep expecting to see the Shepard shuffle.
Reach and Flexibility.... love that one :) I wonder how a woman might react to that :P
"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing."
But think about it,all we know about other species sexual anatomy,is that Krogan males have 4 testicles.For all we know,Garus could have a weird shaped spiked thing for a penis.I would be concerned about shepard if i were him too...
Don't let that hold you back. Talk to Mordin and he'll give you the good... advice :D (doctor-patient confidentiality and all that ;) )
"You know me. I like to save the last shot before popping the heatsink."
I fell out of my chair laughing. That's so horrible, but it's so good at the same time. XD
Is it just me or does fem sheps face look so creepy? xD
And this is why I love him so much. He's just so awkward that it's amazing.
No matter how many times I try, I will NEVER get over "I like to savour the last shot before popping the heat sink"
I can't listening Garrus and looking on Garrus without smiles. He's so damn cool.
"I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"
I was in stitches!
Oh Garrus! You always know the calibrations of my heart.
My god I love it when he says "Yeah definitely" at 2:29. It's just so smooth :)
i had to rewatch this before i play ME3 lol god i miss u Garrus and your hilarious comments/ cant wait to restart this romance
BRO HE’S SO AWKWARD I LOVE HIM
Bless Garrus, he becomes a wreck when talking about "blowing of steam"
We share something in common
For some reason, I find this so touching. Had I known it was going to end that way-- so lovely-- their heads touching-- I would have taken this path. One definitely couldn't predict how sweet this would end up being when offered the unpleasant option of propositioning Garrus for sex.
It's so cute and awkward, too. All his mentions of research. xD Like... true love? More so than all of the other romances I've seen, anyway.
he deserved a reward for all those calibrations
does anyone else just love hearing Garrus talk?
I love garrus hes a likeable and sympathetic character, and not to mention his voice actor is really fucking good.
Nice to see my good ol' pal Garrus is getting some action.
Even when he's wearing casual clothes in shepeard bedroom he's still wearing that optical lense...
When your character smiles, I get really freaked out.
"...savor that last shot before popping the heat sink."
Oh You!
I did. It worked! We've gotten past all of the romantic bits, except the last one in the room. Thanks =P
I love the way he says "yeah." Now I feel... Dirty, and clinical.
I couldn't take it anymore when Garrus turned on the Flux music.
By far one of my FAVORITE lines in-game EVER... Her reach, His Flexability.... WOOOOO
he is my favorite character of anything!
Her smirk is the best
And our miss Shepard here will never see cats with the same eyes again ...
You won't regret it. It started out as a fling for at least Garrus, but he falls hard and fast and someone once described him as James Bond in space in ME3 - but he also retains his adorable awkwardness.
Thanks XD X3 This really helped me out on how to do this! :3
Hehe, Garrus is cute when trying to fill in those awkward silence moments XD
This is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on youtube.
The uncontrollable crush I have on this fictional character cannot be healthy.
2:42 He looks around the room and then closes the doors.
Classic Garrus.
"I always like saving the last shot before popping the heat sink." Bahahahaha!
"Excuse me, I think your waist is VERY supportive."
I think I got that pick up line down good.
Garrus is hilarious. His awkwardness makes so much more fun to watch.
I love how Garrus is basically like a nervous 14 year old boy who wants to make sure everything goes JUST RIGHT on his date with his girlfriend. It's freaking precious and adorable.
The final scene probably made fans create tidal waves worth of fanfiction.
@GrizzlyAngus Female Shepard is a lot more characterized, to be sure, but I've found male Shepard's monotone allows me to apply my own tonalities to what he says, thus making him more immersive.
"I can do that. I'll find some music... do some research... make some calibrations... what were we talking about again?"
It's so cute when Shepard tells him her intentions and he stutters a bit then tries to play it cool with the facial scar line. I want nothing more than for Garrus to calibrate me... can't imagine how awkward it would be.. Ugh, he is so adorable!
god i'm so used to seeing garrus with his armor
Garrus is definately my favorite squad member
His awkwardness is adorable!!!
Garrus fucking loves his calabrations...
Garrus is so cute when he's nervous ^^))
Each time he says "Shepard, need me for something?" and I select "Just want to talk", I'm half-expecting the "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
@TaggerungJuska In the book Mass Effect: Retribution, there are two of them that play a considerable role in part of the story, and you actually see some in the Evolution comic. They look like male turians except they don't have a fringe on their head.
5:54
I don't know why but it makes me laugh so much the way he sticks his arms out XD
Just me or that last part was Garrus going for her chest? "Calibrating time." Haha..