It's Black Friday, and you notice the last Xbox on the shelf, for 80% off retail price. You bolt towards it, but 50 other people are running to get it to. You grab it, and make a mad dash towards the checkout section, and before you know it, you are being chased by half of the customers. You have a flashback of this video, so you purposely fall down on your back. Everyone chasing you stops, says "Woah!," takes out their phones, and start posting on Social Media. While they are distracted, you sneak to the checkout section and leave the store as fast as you can, and enjoy your basically free XBox. The moral of the story is: penguins are smarter than humans in all possible ways, and if we colonize each city with penguins, we could discover ways to travel to alternate universe, time travel, teleport, and take over other planets, even galaxies! But we'll never be able to fly.
Penguin 1: Yo you went to ambers baby shower? Penguin 2: Yeah did you see the kids? Penguin 3: Yeah they are so cutee Penguin: Im so.. Tired **Falls** All the other penguins: *OHHHH* Penguin: Sh*t
I love penguins, have you seen the insides of their mouths?? Kinda freakish but works according to purpose. Cats and penguins are quite similar in breaking down foodd.
“Daaaamnn 👀”
“Fukk 😓”
xDXDXDXDXDXDXD
all the translation does is remove the eyes emoji
0:06 “Aight kids we gon talk about gun control”
@PerryDeFok u watch this kinda meme lol?
THEY DIDNT SAY THAT STOP IT!
This will never stop being funny. I feel like I am that penguin. This is my life
I am definitely that penguin 🐧🤣. But less graceful 😀
I too am also that penguin. Hello. I am human, not penguin. Promise.
@@sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819 i can't quite make that promise about myself 🙃
@@sumiterxeroslargosiuscrosi7819 too late! You admitted it! 😋
I've tried, and can't explain to anyone why this makes me laugh so hard
I still laugh super hard at this ...i dont know what it is
Bc they didnt hear the noise
I’m absolutely with you. My husband thinks I’m nuts
@@yvettenunez6238 it's lock stock and barrel 😂
ive tried and cant explain to anyone why this makes me so hard
I remember when this meme was everywhere.
Me when I think it's Friday but it's Monday
How would you even mix those up, idiot?
Cory Treverson Its a fucking joke bruh
@@corytreverson5756 How can you not even understand a joke, idiot?
Steve french
@@corytreverson5756 Shut up Karen
Penguin 1 *falls*
Penguin 1: "Hëŕŕ"
Penguin 2: "Höö"
penguin 1: falls
penguin 2: daaaamn
penguin 3: FUUCKK
listen, theyre actually speaking english.
#gungang
GRRRRRG!
HRRRRROK!
They sound like the aliens on Toy Story!
Wooooooaaaaaaa
I sat here laughed for like 10 min 😂😂
First time 😂
not too sure but when the penguin fell down the others went like '' DAAAAAAAMMNN'' and he said ''FUCK''
Separated by species united by thought
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch this repeatedly until I start laughing.
Happy Feet 3 looks great!
Yes
watching this yet AGAIN in 2020. its my go to bideo guaranteed to make me smile
Bro it's 2024 now I'm showing my gf this while on shrooms. Shits a classic lmao
@@lordchimzington176 I just sent this to my mom. First I've seen it.
I swear they said, “Daaaamn.” And he said, “Fuck!”😂😂😂
Poor penguin sounded so frustrated 😂
Daammn - Fuck
That's basically what I heard 😂
@@opyona same!!
This is one of the videos where can watch many times without getting sick of it
Group of penguins: did you fall?
The penguin : nah I sit down like this.....
XWrld
“pingins”
“Pinging”
Penguin’s voice box is so unique! 😍
They said daaaaaamn 😂 and the one that fell said fuck 😤
his friends: “Damn!”
Him: “FUCKKK”
I'll watch this over and over til the laughter hurts too much...
The witness said “damnnnnnnnn” the one that fell said “Fuckkkkkkkk”
Penguin 1 : Damn
Penguin 2 : FACK
Other penguins: DAMNN!
Penguin that fell: fuck!
Them: ''DAAAAAMMMMNNN''
He: ''F00CK''
This scene was in March of the Penguins, for anyone wondering.
imagine falling and your bro leans over you and dose a war cry
Penguin: slips on ice
Penguins behind him: DAMNNN!
Penguin:F*CK😂
This is the best video I’ve seen in years
“Quit clownin around Jerry. We got places to be.”
I literally can’t stop watching this.
0:07 *HWOAH*
The penguins definitely said, “DAAAMN” “fok”
I love how this has become viral again during the past few weeks
I watched this documentary in school a little while ago and I died 😂
It’s so cute I can’t stop laughing 😂
I’ve watched this on loop a couple thousand times 😂
All the other penguins: "you're slowing the rest of us down!!! Do you know what this can mean!?"
DAMMN
FCK
Exactly what I heard 😂😂😂😂
They said “damn” the other penguin said “fuck”
I don't even know why I'm watching this and laughing at 3 AM😂
What I think: “owwwww” “HA!”
*penguin falls*
Others: woah!!
That penguin: *crap-!*
This should not still be this funny. The reactions are priceless
Watch in 0.25x and 2x though 😂
Colour Splash 1992 0.25x is definitely funnier 🤣🤣
Colour Splash 1992 x2 sounds like he said “ohh.... fuck”
I would like but it’s at a perfect number 👌
I never knew! Hope these poor penguins that fall don't get hurt very much, at least. Sounds like an elephant calling, doesn't it?
Penguins: DAAAAAAMN!!!!
Penguin that fell: FUCK!
The Lyrics for this video! You’re Welcome
*falls*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Fuck!
Penguin:GET UP. One on the ground:Sheesh
Penguin: *falls down *
Other penguins: Dammm
Penguin: fuck
It's Black Friday, and you notice the last Xbox on the shelf, for 80% off retail price. You bolt towards it, but 50 other people are running to get it to. You grab it, and make a mad dash towards the checkout section, and before you know it, you are being chased by half of the customers. You have a flashback of this video, so you purposely fall down on your back. Everyone chasing you stops, says "Woah!," takes out their phones, and start posting on Social Media. While they are distracted, you sneak to the checkout section and leave the store as fast as you can, and enjoy your basically free XBox. The moral of the story is: penguins are smarter than humans in all possible ways, and if we colonize each city with penguins, we could discover ways to travel to alternate universe, time travel, teleport, and take over other planets, even galaxies! But we'll never be able to fly.
Ahmed, you are really funny, and ingenious! What an imagination! :) smile!
We already know how to fly so I mean....
KupKate215 it’s a joke cuz penguins can’t fly
I find this a waste of time 🙃
@J o k e r 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m watching this at 1am and I can’t stop laughing
This is the cutest ever
Penguins doing a show behind the scenes of happy feet.
Ever just imagine the funniest things the film makers see but never make it to the final cut
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
"BOSS!!"
"You saw nothing."
Bro that actually looked like it hurt like fuck. Props to that little penguin for getting up so quick.
"DAAMNNN"
This will never get old 😂
"get the fuck off the ground, Jerry"
"I'm going to!!"
0:06
I laughed for HOURS after I saw this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
500k+ views.... from like 20 people. I can't stop watching this....
penguin got shit on lol
Penguin 1: Yo you went to ambers baby shower?
Penguin 2: Yeah did you see the kids?
Penguin 3: Yeah they are so cutee
Penguin: Im so.. Tired
**Falls**
All the other penguins: *OHHHH*
Penguin: Sh*t
I think it was just the one
dude wtf is this
Well ,they have a strong southern accent
This is cute
Penguins are so fucking awesome!
I watch this when i am sad. No regret
Just keep smiling and wave boys
He thought his flipper would save him😂😂
Group of penguins: DAMN!
PENGUIN: F*&K
The first one just don’t care about anything 😂
That horn
Penguins:Damn
Penguin who fall down:fuck
Penguin falls.
Crew: Daaaamn
The fallen one: Fuuuu*k
When you get covid19 but fully recover.
Now we finally know what penguins sound like...
"I know I dont speak penguin, but I know they said 'DAAAAMN' and he said 'FUCK'"
I love penguins, have you seen the insides of their mouths?? Kinda freakish but works according to purpose. Cats and penguins are quite similar in breaking down foodd.
When you do something stupid and all your friends laugh at you
“You good??”
“Fuck”
*penguin falls over*
"Daaaammmmnnnn"
*"FUCK"*
When i was little i laugg so hard at the penguin
TIL penguins sound like an accordion.
"UUUGH😤" 😂😂😂
"Owww! Me noggin!"
Who else just got this in their recommended?
I think about this video often
Penguin fall
Other Penguins " daaaamn "
Penguin " f*ck "
🐧*falls*
Others* DAMMM
🐧 *that fell* FUK
*penguin falls*
Group: DAAAAAAAMN
Penguin, getting back up: FUCK
Important
Penguins: (Walking)
Penguin 1: (slips and falls)
Penguin 2: "Get Up!!!"
Penguin 1: (Gets up)
Penguin 2: *"GAWD...."*
**H O N K O F D E S P A I R**
0:06 "Daaaaamn" 0:07 "Fuck"
Penguin: *falls down*
Other penguins: daaaaaaaamn
Penguin: fuck
Dayummmmmmmm!!!
Fuck….
this made my day