Unintentional ASMR chinese medicine (from French documentaries)
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2022
- These are some extracts of old French documentaries about chinese medicine. I couldn't find more ASMR content: nowaydays, there is always so much voice-over...
Hope that you will enjoy it :)
• La médecine chinoise u...
Médecine chinoise, une tradition d'avenir
• Le Qi l'énergie qui gu...
le-qi-lenergie-qui-guerit
• Médecine chinoise, doc...
Médecine chinoise, documentaire de Miroslav SEBESTIK, avec le Professeur Eric Marié (France 2, 2004) 
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@4:45 I like to imagine that this man is from the psych ward down the hall and just found a white coat.
LOL I’m picturing it!
Because it's not that far from it. Just some random village hick in a coat.
ruclips.net/video/rlPMENCh8Y4/видео.htmlsi=X5mKAgrliF_jc2-2
PLOT TWIST
He's doing a phantom surgery
4:30
“Doc I have a bad headache.”
“I see. Well, if we turbocharge that headache you’ll never complain about another generic one ever again!”
“You son of a bitch! I’m in!”
The dude with the white coat forgot to check the leg length. Let's just hope the lady he was practicing his quackery on remembered to drink plenty of water and have a good response.
after waiting about 24 hours of course.
5:39 il a l’air plus crédible en traducteur en langue des signes, qu’en médecin.
It's phantom surgery
4:36 This guy must know Saul Shaye.
LMAO I thought the same. But I have to say useless hand movements like these are really good asmr for me for some reason
5:33 double hand twist is crazy
Must be making a killing with his happy endings
1:56 "oooh shit"
When your doctor said that to you looking at your condition.. 🥲
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
Not me thinking she was deaf and he was using sign language 😂
1:24 I don’t know why this is so funny to me, it just is. Just out of nowhere “I need to go” haha
Pure quackery but relaxing quackery
You’d be surprised how much of traditional medicine actually works. Obviously not all of it. But definitely more than people realise
@@toastedtoastontoast acupuncture is solid medicine, not too keen on the the legitimacy of wireing them up to electricals though xD
@@toastedtoastontoast some does but 90% shown here is pure nonsense. Glass cups heated and suctioned to specific areas on the back and later chest cures or alleviates lung problems in a day. Like bronchitis. Worked every time for me. Don't know the reasons to why though. Maybe added pressure helps juices flow better. Don't know
4:50 God's working tHrOuGh me
4:34 Why is grandpa throwing gangsigns?
Healings movements ruclips.net/video/rlPMENCh8Y4/видео.htmlsi=X5mKAgrliF_jc2-2
Cause he's about that life
@@ThronSwanson I can respect that.
4:34 thats a crazy cranial nerve 2 test
You've really got an eye/ear for this. I can't tell if I even want English subtitles for this one or not.
Tell me if you need translation, but tbh they cure symptoms by something … random
RUclips has an Auto Translate option anyway
4:40 grandpa declared war to 5 different gangs
HAHAHAHA THATS TOO FUNNY
Guys throwing up gang signs or sending signals to a baseball pitcher lmao 😂
That's the same level Medicine I do in medieval LARP
Elle est de retour 🥰
These comments are making me laugh when I should be sleeping 🤭
Cette vidéo tombe à pic. Je regarde tes compilations en boucle. Je me demandais justement récemment si tu allais poster de nouvelles vidéos ^^
Transmission de pensées !
Pareil ici ! Je regarde toujours ces compilations à répétition et je m'endors avant qu'elles ne se terminent.
I wonder if these people believe that this helps them or if they just go to receive some form of relaxation.
Does anyone have a link for the original french documentary please?
Des classiques 🤩
Even madam Pomfrey couldn't do better!
Fuck real medicine. Next time I throw my back out I'm going to have my wife wave her hands at me for 10 minutes.
4:34 what kinda martial art is this??
ruclips.net/video/rlPMENCh8Y4/видео.htmlsi=X5mKAgrliF_jc2-2
If I'm not mistaken it's reiki, hypnotic hand movements
That will be 950.00 thankyou
That's not a whole lot in yuan.
What these people need is a good relaxation moment, which they all provide and it works
Anyone knows what the technique at 4:35 is pls? I'd like to watch more videos of this technique.
try reiki or hypnotic hand movements
@yossetorres ok thanks
Quakkery Majique
@bonhamcarter4488 healing movements ruclips.net/video/rlPMENCh8Y4/видео.htmlsi=X5mKAgrliF_jc2-2
The technique is called 'Fraud'.
ничего не понятно, но очень интересно
非常好👍谢谢你🙏太棒了🌟
8:32 Ma femme me le dit souvent 😢 Tout le temps en faite 😭
C'est relou mec. :P
The dude using Naruto hand signs took me out 💀
4:45 Chinese Saul Shay
Is she putting needles in her ankles and wrists at 8:55? Somehow that's worse than the needles in the face.
ok, take your pills and pay the bill thats worse
the young man at 9:42 has just finished talking about his liver problems AAAAAND next patient please 😑
Some world class bullshit going down here 😮
hard to believe this country couldn't contain Covid
You are literally a furry
I see Dr. Saul somewhere....
4:34 au début je pensais qu'il parlait la langue des signes car elle était sourds et finalement non je me suis rendu compte qu'ils soignant bluetooth
Luo Dong taught these people
people make fun of healing with chi or reiki or kenesiology or crystals or use the force or whatever that stuff is called where nothing is really being done..or is it? but it does work, I mean you're watching it and it's relaxing you, haha it's like a performance art, medicine for the viewer's enjoyment!
they pay, the doctor performs..and you get some healing for free
It's no more than a placebo. At best it only treats the symptoms, not the cause.
@@NewBuildmini hey the placebo helps, you trick the mind and it can affect the body, improve health..sometimes
I wanna big up the wuhan massive at 4:37 respect for the wu gang signs.
@4:37 he needs raver gloves
Major burp alert at 1:58
❤️
Ishowspeed 😂😂😂 5:16
Let’s take a minute to think about all those Chinese souls that die from completely preventable diseases and illnesses because their doctors still practise ancient medicine that just does not work.
You know western medicine is used in Asia too right? The “traditional” medicine is a declining practice now.
😴
@8:57 ded
Thats naadi vaidya.
Thats indian.
Naadi vaidya are very few in india after mughal invasion tibetan scholars who fled withs nalanda university scriptures transferred these knowledge...
Don't spread lies
@@bonhamcarter4488 chal be.....
@bonhamcarter4488
It’s actually true. Do some research. Learn some history.
ASMR, cousues dans les tripes ? 🤢
Go vegan ! ❤️
i swear.... French's are disgusting