I love when the woman at 5:53 she see’s the corpses and blood, and she’s just like Really? This is like the 5th restaurant with dead bodies, oh well I see it all the time
I cannot stop laughing. It’s the cuts between speech. Going from “WHY DID YOU F***ING DIE” to aggressively shouting “HAVE SOME WINE” had me absolutely wheezing
i certainly don't think he's ever had to review a restaurant with a stash of dead people over the counter or such a fly-infested one or such bd servive
*meanwhile on yelp* well, unfortunately, ill have to rate it a 1 star at most. I'm writing from the afterlife because Daz, the restaurant worker, chucked a chair at me as soon as I came in, instantly killing me. i never got to eat anything, but I'm sure Daz is great and the food is too, but he did kill me soooo.
Pro: Food arrived quickly (when it actually arrived) Cons: Place was filthy! Flies all over Server threw food and wine at people Also, huge stack of corpses behind the counter 😂
Ami Shortall well clearly you are because you corrected her. daz is british and most of his fans are too including myself, clearly u must be dumb to correct her when it’s literally a british video
I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO EVERY 5 MINUTES BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID MY LUNGS WERE GOING TO FLY AWAY SINCE I COULDN'T BREATHE 😂😂 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO BEFORE
Daz is the only RUclips that can make me laugh and I love him so much because of it I have depression and no one has helped with it more than daz and he doesn't even realise it 😭❤️💕🖤
*Daz* : No, no! She's conscious! I'm not playing with her ass! *Daz* : Yeah, we-welcome sir!. *See's a customer tripped and die* FOR FUCK SAKE! What you do?? You trip over a menu??.God damn it!!. *Daz* : HAVE SOME WINE!! *Threw a bottle of wine on the table* Fuck! I gotta get a pizza! *Gets pizza* Coming! Please wait! *Saw customer gets up and walk away* No don't leave!! Don't leave!! Sir!!!! I got a pizza!!! *Threw a box of pizza at the customer and he dies* Ohh for fuck sake!..😂😂😂
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When he was throwing the bodies behind the counter all I could think about the people who were the flys watching him 😂😂😂
Same
😂 trueee
😂😂🙄🙉
TRUE
Yes😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *gets flashback from the oven blowing up in the restaurant simulator*
Also me: Oh crap...here we go again...
AHGSHAGSHA SAME
OMG IKR
"Okay! Nice and clean! Apart from the flies and the dead bodies behind the counter"
All pizza restarting ran by Daz would be that way 😂😂😂but it would be fabulous!!
I knew that somebody was going to quote this 😂
“ the client was frightened of the corpse “
Daz: oh ffs it’s only a dead guy
🤣🤣🤣
𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈
Nothing that bad just a dead man 😜😍😂🤣😄😱😰😨
They passed out from the excellent quality of the food and. The clients are just confused
I thought the exact same thing lol 😆 🤣
Man: *walks in*
Daz: DONT COME IN
Man: *immediately dies*
Daz: Damnit.
😂
Yessss😂🤣🤣😂
Epic moment 🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂😂
@@jellycoco9480 boo
Imagine what the people playing the flies were thinking 😂 “why is he pilling the bodies behind the counter”
😂😂
XD
Taylor King 😂😂
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Taylor King you sir or girl just made my day and Made me laugh harder lol
Daz: “Things were becoming normal around here!
*20 corpses behind counter*
*and blood smears in the bathroom*
*as well as an increasing population of flies and over turned items*
Is that el in ur pfp?
Ha
Ik
10:12 was the best
The pure panic in his eyes when the customer died is true gold
Which one?
@@adeleaslan8182 idk
@@maddie416how insightful
I lost it when he started kicking the body shouting 'WHY?! " 😂😂
Omg same 😂 😆 😆
Nnedinma Eneh 👍🤣🤣
8:13 it’s here
Me to
It's so cute how he gets all happy when customers order pizza 😂💕 2:30
It is cute 🤣❤️
I love when the woman at 5:53 she see’s the corpses and blood, and she’s just like
Really? This is like the 5th restaurant with dead bodies, oh well I see it all the time
Dream Believer You’re stupid it’s not even funny she’s just confused that there is dead people you’re such a dumbass
@@keriannvlogs4246 you realise this comment is 1 year ago right?
@@keriannvlogs4246 it's not tht serious obviously other ppl found it funny too
Cary Vlogs no u
This isn’t even funny
“Oh yea, pizza!”
“ *WHY DID YOU DIE* “
“What’d you do, trip over a menu?!”
"NO SIR SIR! I GOT A PIZZA COME BACK"
*throws the pizza behind his back while he is walking outside*
AH *dies*
Lol good one
😂
yeah we know
Haha
😂
Daz: why, why you died.
*kicks her in the face
3:12 I almost choked on my food
Imagine being a fly watching Daz put dead bodies in bathroom stalls
I'd probably end up laughing tbh😂
Biggest Steak nioooooooooooo!🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
*i think when the flies grow, they can kill the people*
also imagine flying into the bathroom to see an ever-growing pile of the other dead people
I WOULD BE LIKE: OH S### HELP
I cannot stop laughing. It’s the cuts between speech. Going from “WHY DID YOU F***ING DIE” to aggressively shouting “HAVE SOME WINE” had me absolutely wheezing
The mountain of dead bodies behind the counter got so big you had to scale it to get pizza XD
"COME IN SIR! *client walks away* FUCK OFF SIR!"
I LITERALLY CHOKED I COULDNT BREATHE
nur sukhnie same
nur sukhnie same but I fell on the floor laughing
3:36 “oh fuck EVERYTHING DIES”
Yes Daz, everything will die out
4:35 is the timestamp
“Gordon Ramsey’s not going to like me at all” Well true
i certainly don't think he's ever had to review a restaurant with a stash of dead people over the counter or such a fly-infested one or such bd servive
I am not sure if u are serious or not, Isabel Vogel
Donut Lover9 honestly i hate when people do that
Them dead bodies are RAWWWWW!!!!!!!
@@Brads1980-gm5wc lol
“They’re lining up around the block” *2 minutes later* “alright come with me”
"Now this is how you run a restaurant"
A few moments later
"Your coming with me" Drags woman into bathroom with dead bodies 😂
How To Run A Restaurant: By Daz Fabulous Black😂😂😂
I've never laughed so much, i actually cried i laughed so much! Gods sake Daz
hollie mai same
@hollie mai, same m8, also, AAAYYYY fellow Panic fan!
hollie mai same!
hollie mai YESS PANIC FANNN and sameee
my sister asked what was wrong with me
"OPEN. THE FUCKING. DOOR!!!"
Daz's accent makes that line 10000x better
omfg yeeessss 😂
How to run a restaurant: *Don’t kill people*
Daz: _Instructions unclear- Everyone is now dead_
😂🤣
Gordon Ramsey: is this how you run your kitchen you twit?!? these body's are *FOOKIN RAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!*
Definitely NOT an Alien You deserve way more like on this😂😂
Definitely NOT an Alien I just screenshoted this I have got to show my friend
Definitely NOT an Alien OMFG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Definitely NOT an Alien AND YOU LEFT TOO MUCH FOOOKING BLOOD IN IT YOU DUMB SHIT
Definitely NOT an Alien Your my idol
Imagine the yelp reviews on this place🤣
*meanwhile on yelp*
well, unfortunately, ill have to rate it a 1 star at most. I'm writing from the afterlife because Daz, the restaurant worker, chucked a chair at me as soon as I came in, instantly killing me. i never got to eat anything, but I'm sure Daz is great and the food is too, but he did kill me soooo.
There is none because there all dead
I wonder if they have Uber eats
Pro:
Food arrived quickly (when it actually arrived)
Cons:
Place was filthy!
Flies all over
Server threw food and wine at people
Also, huge stack of corpses behind the counter 😂
OOOFFF
“WHY IS EVERYTHING DYING I JUST CLEANED EVERYTHING UP” 😂
Nice pfp 😌 let's just pretend for a sec bellatrix never met hermione
“DONT LEAVE IVE GOT A PIZZA”
*proceeds to yoink the pizza at him*
12:33
1 second of blackness, then suddenly corpses in the bathroom.
Fruit Man is that not how successful pizzeria establishments work? 😂
I'm sure all pizzerias do that xD
lol *only in horror movies*
I bet the fly’s were thinking...
Yep we are playing online with a crazy person
I NEED A PART TWO THIS IS THE MOST IVE LAUGHED AT A VIDEO EVER
SAME!
Your profile picture is the best thing ever
It’s mai shitteu
Two MMSMWGymnasts did you see my bag tho
I did. How you think bout that?
I think this is fake love
The flys watching daz put dead bodies in the bathroom stalls: 👁👄👁
i prefer Daz playing game like this
U are the funniest RUclipsr ever 😂keep on dazzling ❤😂❤😂
MysteryGirl 1410N true dat
Ghostly Bear more like true DAZ haha get it
MysteryGirl 1410N Interesting name by the way. I find daz very amusing to listen to even when he gets all worked up. haha haha
Daz is the funniest!😂
Daz -“WELCOME TO CAFE THE F**KING DEAD BODY”
Me - “oh well that place sounds very bloody good doesn’t it”
Yeah, WELCOME TO CAFE FUCKING DEAD BODY
Lmao your done 💀
I read that just as he said it😭😂
No that made me die 😂😂😂😂😂
I can just imagine the hysterical laughter from the Flys point of view
This was the funniest video I've watched in a long time
YEAH IT'S SO FUNNY XD
YEA!!!!!! RIGHT
*dead body in front of door*
*daz holding a gun*
“SHES COMING IN”
*runs away screaming*
When was this
Obi-Wan Kenobi i tried to rewatch the video to find when this happened, and i have no idea where i got this comment from lmao
@@prettyandfallen lmao it's all good
@@rileykillian9612 its at 2:10 lol
I was laughing so hard when he was yelling at the people who were dying in front of him.
*Man dies fast*
Daz: *surprised face*
Daz: "Why did he die"
Me: "I'm done" 😂😂😂
Omg imagine being the fly and just watching Daz freak out and kill a bunch of people and stuff them behind the counter 😂😂😂
I thought the exact same thing 😂
"THERES NO CORPSES!" *hides 5 corpses behind the counter* 😂💀💀
Daniel Lunde tysm!
Randomness ARMY😆😆😆
Omg I know right?! 😂🤣
“JUST TRIPPED OVER A MENU AND DIED!”
Every football player
Omg true
s h a n n o n soccer player
@@amishortall9600 In different countries soccer is called football. Just to let u know
Summer Allen yeah ik I’m not dumb
Ami Shortall well clearly you are because you corrected her. daz is british and most of his fans are too including myself, clearly u must be dumb to correct her when it’s literally a british video
10:17: *Daz just casually walking over a hill of dead bodies*
Frrr
Please make a part twooo this was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing please
"For fucks sake! It's only a dead man!"
Sam and Dean everyday
omfggg winning comment
omg so true lol
"Everything DIES!"
Laughed so hard I got heartburn. Daz you're hilarious 😍
I creo hoy
Alguien ha visto a mí Ah bueno Igual yo
😂😂😂😂
Imagine being the flys looking at it like “what the hell is this guy doing-“ 😂😂
1:25
"I've Served Her a Man. I'm Sorry!"
Thats almost every girls dream xDD
Aneko except for me lol
😂
Not me! I want a boy and a girl. I came out as bi when I was 10
I know where I'm going for dinner tomorrow night! 😉
@@camrynkallio1214
Omg 😂
I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO EVERY 5 MINUTES BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID MY LUNGS WERE GOING TO FLY AWAY SINCE I COULDN'T BREATHE 😂😂 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO BEFORE
Megan McCann TRUE
Megan McCann SAME AS FUCKKK
LITERALLY SAME!!
Megan McCann OML SAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE😂😂😂😂😀😂
Same though 😂😂😂😂
Wow those people are dropping like flies
*Pun intended*
"Hello Ma'am, welcome to Cafe Le Fucking Dead Body!" I literally almost choked with laughter
I guess you could say they’re
*Dropping like flies*
Bah dum tsssss
*jazz hands*
Emery McKee meee
Pfffff I lov u
Omg😂😂
you taken that
you're my idol, i love you
I absolutely lost it at 10:22
NiuF 2002 BAHAHAAH SAME
I am dying right now.Daz should play this again but as a fly. 😂😂😂
“Welcome to cafe de dead bodies!”😂😂
Daz is the only RUclips that can make me laugh and I love him so much because of it
I have depression and no one has helped with it more than daz and he doesn't even realise it 😭❤️💕🖤
You'll stop having depression if you watch Daz games milking a cow, hand simulator
Omg sammme I have had really bad depression and I have watched daz since I was like 6 and he's made me laugh so freaking much
Gemma Robson I feel you
Gemma Robson I feel you
Me to
3:33 NO DON'T COME IN WE'RE CLOSED
*casually throws chair*
XDD I CAN'T
XD
daz there is a bucket that you have to fill up with water not use the sink!!
Dank Panda. shhhh let him do what he wants
then by all means...tell him what to do to play the game right.
"You've got nippels."
*drops dead*
"WHY"
I work at an italian restaurant, and I can confirm this is exactly what happens every day.
😂😂😂😂
Wow
You mean people die that way?
Lol
Aayyy
5:17 is the definition of how far dabbing has gone.
Alicia Massey I saw that too
Daz:don't come in we are closed
Man:ahhh
Daz:oh now he's dead
I love how he just piles bodies behind the counter as if everythings ok. XD
"Things are just starting to get normal around here!"... There are 6 dead bodies behind the counter
Can you play again as the fly?
Internet G that would be a 100000000 times better than playing as the waiter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have never laughed so much in a day 😂 that was so funny
"Gonna drag you to the back it'll be fine"
Said every serial killer ever💀
"Sorry i didn't mean to bump into you don't die" i love daz
Gabbie J. Z woah you’re so beautiful
"WELCOME TO CAFE LA FUCKING DEAD BODY" 😂😂😂
Ashley Smith I laughed so hard at that
Ashley Smith I can't stop repeating that part
"I've served her a man."
"dont worry its just a restuarant with death" people walk in daz: has 200 dead bodies
I was laughing through this whole thing, but I completely LOST it when you threw the pizza at the guy who was leaving. XD
From 8:58 to the end i was laughing soo bad that tears came out of my eyes😂😂😂ILY DAZ GAMESSS😂😂💖
*WHY ARE PEOPLE DYING IN MY RESTAURANT?!*
Daz to the flies: “You’re ruining my establishment!”
*Dead bodies and blood everywhere*
14:12 Laugh a little!?!?!
I ALMOST DIED!!!!!! GOOD LORD MY BROTHERS THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE!!!!
1:26 a guy with a pink shirt in the background walks in and then instantly walks back out lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:34 to 4:38
Daz: Its Ketchup!!! I PROMISE
Hi😊
I’ve never laughed thro a whole entire video . I was creasing 😂
I NEED MORE.. THIS IS SO FUNNY
*Daz* : No, no! She's conscious! I'm not playing with her ass!
*Daz* : Yeah, we-welcome sir!. *See's a customer tripped and die* FOR FUCK SAKE! What you do?? You trip over a menu??.God damn it!!.
*Daz* : HAVE SOME WINE!! *Threw a bottle of wine on the table* Fuck! I gotta get a pizza! *Gets pizza* Coming! Please wait! *Saw customer gets up and walk away* No don't leave!! Don't leave!! Sir!!!! I got a pizza!!! *Threw a box of pizza at the customer and he dies* Ohh for fuck sake!..😂😂😂
Thank you fr this I just busted up laughing again
You're scaring the customers off! *Drops him in the front of the store*
Hello😊having a nice day?
Hey, welcome to cafe le f*cking dead body! XD😂😂😂
Totally Anonymous x
Me:It started with daz
And ended with every corpse resembling his fanbase
Ily daz 😂
You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly.
Brilliant XD
That's outstanding mate you have earned yourself a cookie here 🍪
Well you caught me mate
Olivia Hyland you catch bees with pollen
Olivia Hyland no bees make honey flies like sweet things eg. honey
What's sadder. How many people died. Or how many people he served?
How many people he served😂😂😂
It’s supposed be a nice game till people start dying 😂💀
I was having a really bad episode, this helped me get through it and laugh, my favorite channel :)
Anyone else in fucking tears of laughter
Ciara Walsh me 😂
Stacy Lynn what fandom are you from?
Ciara Walsh Samee
Yes 😂😂!!!!!
Ciara Walsh ME
10:04 "Welcome sir, FOR FUCK SAKE" I was dying 😆
Same😂😂😂
This would be a great animation! xD
Jordan Smith yes
“I GOT A PIZZA”
*throws pizza box at customer and kills them*
I wish he would play this again. This is hilarious. Plus, he was never a fly so...
Daz !! please do another part where you play as a fly please !!!
Customer: W-Why is there blood on the floor...
Me: Its just ketchup
Customer: NO ITS NO-
Me: *Kills* It’s ketchup
Daz: Don't come in your just going to leave... or die.
The people playing the flys:👀
👄
Daz: F*CKING MOTHER OF DRAGONS HERE!
Fly people: ಠ_ಠ
I died a 10:26 when daz threw the pizza at the man and he died 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trvpshawtyyy 12 me when I try to make friends
same here Trvpshawtyyy XD 😂😂😂😂
"Hold on I'll be right with you"
'Casually climbs over pile of dead bodies and grabs a pizza'
I love your videos, Daz! ❤️🌹 they get me through my bad days! Keep up the good work
some may say the people were dropping like flies XD