Slimecicle Dramatically Reads 'How to Defeat an Ostrich'
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2022
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i like how it describes the act of fighting an ostrich like you're fighting a boss in the video game
wtf is wrong with me why did i say "the video game"
@@texasred8424that’s called edit the mf’ing comment
@@red_the_anomaly it's not that serious bro 😭
You should leave it, it's funny.@@texasred8424
when the advice on fighting an IRL ostrich is the same as with most dark souls bosses
i’ve seen this clip dozens of times but i’m still not over it
Same, I’ve rewatched it so many times and still laugh
this is got to be my most re-watched piece of media
I’m learning it by heart
TRUST ME I CANT STOP IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR 7 MONTHS STRAIGHT HELP
There is a very similar one in the latest TommyInnit video, I posted the clip to my channel if anyone's interested. He reads the definition of "gooning" in the same voice and it's pretty funny
I was trying to beat a boss in a game earlier and had typed into Google 'how to defeat...' and genuinely the most popular question was 'how to defeat an ostrich'
Lmao what
Charlie's proud
Listen, I had to make sure it was real
@@Octol1
Its real its been real
what boss were you trying to beat
to this day, charlie slimecicle has had a problem with ostriches. hes been on the hunt for them for years, its getting worrying.
It’s fine
It’s totally fine
it's his family's tradition, he's going through a rite of passage
It's fiiiine
They didn’t try some corn.
He still can't get over our defeat in the great emu war, so he's going for the next best thing
I love how Tommy and Wilbur are legit dying, Philza is grinning like a gremlin and chuckling while Charlie is just reading and getting more and more dramatic as he goes! XD
I was dying from the video too 😂 Charlie is so funny
@@MeaghanDivico Agreed. I was wheezing like a tea kettle watching this.
Haha ok 🫖
I don’t know why, but wheezes sound hilarious. Like the ones dream does
@@MeaghanDivico Ah yes the tea kettle ones are the most hysterical of the lot, though I sometimes sound like Mutley.
wanted to watch this clip again, immediately reminded of the biter of '87
Let's just start call will the biter of 87
OMG thank you! I thought I'm over it but I flinched when I looked at his face
Truly the greatest thing to ever be recorded.
Normal people getting over sadness: Talking it out
Me: Watching this clip over and over.
Charlie is so funny and so stupid and he's awesome he is the definition of serotonin.
Charlie could cure depression
@@red_the_anomaly He could tho-
To this day, he has not been defeated by an ostrich
I will gladly watch this for many years.
The most hardcore part of this is that Charlie was reading this WHILE IN A BASTION
This nearly ended up killing Tommy
Imagine if he *did* spit out.
Nearly ended up killing me too 😂
Wait until Slimecicle learns about the Emu War of Australia...
Wars plural
@@angellynn7104 there was more than one?!
@@Mono_Entertainment There were 2, but after doing some more digging, the second effort was made only a few days after the initial retreat so idk if it really counts as 2 wars or not
I’ve seen this clip so many times and it never gets old 😂
this clip will always be funny tbh
- I have google right now. I'm- "How to beat an ostrich"
Why are there answers? Holy shit there's a WikiHow.
- Use a long weapon. If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid close quarters combat.
Keep as far out of reach of it's legs as you can. Use the nearest, *_*l o n g e s t*_* object that could be used as a weapon.
- There's a side note here:
If you have a **g u n** aim for the ostrich's **M A I N B O D Y.**
Keep to the ostrich's side, consider yourself at the most risk when the two (2) of you are **FACE TO FACE!!**
Stay behind or to the side of the bird as much as possible to keep clear of it's most _PoWErFuL WeApON._
*_*S T E P 3 ! ! !*_*
AIM FOR THE NECK. CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART! (despite their considerable size.)
Strike it where it is vulnerable and least protected...
**TO DEFEAT IT Q U I C K L Y .**
**GO FOR THE LEGS!**
If you find yourself behind or to the side of the ostrich with an easy shot to one of it's legs, **COMMA,** TAKE IT. **PERIOD.**
If given the chance, deliver *ONE* or *BOTH* a blow to upset its *BALANCE, SPEED, and STRIKING* **P O W E R**
Anyway, I'm gonna leave you guys with this final image:
POV: You're ostrich
not the lyrics
This sounds just like a dark souls boss walkthrough.
If he ever DMs another session with Jaiden, Alpharad, and Ranboo, I hope one of the bosses is just a literal ostrich.
This was the funniest bit of 2021 imo
Thanks to this video, I have never been once beaten by an ostrich in combat, thank you Charlie🙏🙏🙏
POV You're Ostrich - Best meme to come from Charlie
But like "defeat" is also quite dramatic😂😂😂
When you search up something as a joke but don’t expect there to be any answers 0:30
Holy shit I haven't laughed like that in forever 😂😂
Thank you man 😂
YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN TO WATCH THIS GEM OF A VIDEO
"POV: youre an ostrich" god that sounds like a nightmare
Comma, take it. Period BEST PART LMAO
*... there's a side note here: I F Y O U H A V E A G U N*
i remember this so well.. absolutely one of my favorite clips i got
This clip is too powerful
'Keep as far out of reach, of it's legs if you *ken,"*
anyone else had this play in their mind during their friday math test?
just imagine this;
"Find x, answer all 12 questions correctly"
*_"-TO DEFEAT IT QUICKLY!!" -- "GO FOR THE LEGS!!!"_*
"Use the nearest longest object that can be used as a weapon"
Looks down
Not _that_ kind of beat.
Oh yeah, your legs! If the ostrich can use them, so can we! :)
It sounds like a video game boss tutorial 😂
I saw an animation of this, and for some reason it was in a church😂
This is one of my favorite clips ever 😭 Charlie is so funny
Bro the nostalgia😭
This is one of the funnyest clips i remember, i reminisce about it every few weeks
Man i havent laughing that much to the ostrich wikihow bit since kevin hart's ostrich joke
i could not breath for 33 seconds thanks to this video (positive review)
" there's a side note here, if you have a gun... "
this video has me in stitches every single time i see it, i can hardly breathe right now holy shit
WHEN THE VIDEO ENDED ALL MY MOM COULD HEAR WAS THIS FROM ME:
*Wheeze* ….. *wheeze* … *wheeeze*….*COUGHS AGGRESSIVELY*
Still the funniest clip of all time
This is a classic clip
Slimcicle: (does farcry ostrich takedown)
I love how Charlie gets more and more frantic as he reads it.
Charlie is just the epitome of "boys will be boys"
This is legendary 🙌
The best thing ever
that wikihow entry reads itself like its some fight in a fantasy novel holy shit
Dude this was the first topic brought up in my friend group we are now great friends because of this video
charlie this is the 7th time youve posted this video
Hey it’s the 2nd
@@Slimeciclips We need another
best clip ever
i think the majority of will know how to defeat an ostrich for a loooooooong time
This will without fail always make me laugh
when i fist saw this clip i was a little high so sadly i will never get the full first experience again😅🤣🤣🤣
I still love this
"use a long weapon..."
"If you are forced to defend yourself against an ostrich, avoid CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT....."
"KEEP AS FAR OUT OF REACH OF ITS LEGS AS YOU CAN."
"Use the nearest, LONGEST object that could be used as a weapon.
"IF YOU HAVE A GUN, aim for the ostrich's main body."
"KEEP TO THE OSTRICH'S SIDE, consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are FACE-FACE. STAY BEHIND or TO THE SIDE OF THE BIRD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO KEEP CLEAR OF ITS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON."
(Step 3)
"AIM FOR THE NECK"
"CONSIDER THIS TO BE THE OSTRICH'S WEAKEST BODY PART DESPITE THEIR CONSIDERABLE SIZE.
"STRIKE WHERE IT IS MOST VULNERABLE AND LEAST PROTECTED..."
.. to defeat it quickly.
"GO FOR THE LEGS" broke me
the fact i was THINKING about this clip and it shows up on my reccomended
Is it me, or do those pictures just look like people violating ostriches with violence in the wild?
GO FOR THE LEGS
Finally I can beat overdrive ostrich from Mega Man X2
Uh oh
Pov
you’re Ostrich
POV you’re ostrich
Throw weapons while maintaining a main long weopon in hand.
Thing is, if you have a gun then you shouldn’t aim for its body, that’s where it has the most armor and padding, like sure you’re probably going to hit it but only hit it in its body if you’re sure you can hit it multiple times in the same place
The way he says “step three” 😂😂😂
I'm fucking crying. My stomach hurts so badly😂
0:38 start of reading
he sounds like Sheldon from the Big Bang XD
i was eating
i died of laughter 😭
*Use a long weapon.*
Everybody, collectively: 💀
0:43 😂
Charlie reading how to defeat an ostrich meanwhile Tommy struggling to defeat literal droplets of water
Idk if anyone saw that clip from (i think it was in Ontario) the news where a bunch of police were chasing escaped ostriches?
No I never watched it, but I can imagine how crazy it must have been
Ostriches are just irl dark souls bosses
Australia is just an irl Dark Souls game.
i have the wikihiw saved
I found the god damn wiki how
The ostrich namebe like: Kevin 😈😈👋 ohh hello Tommy heeeee miss me
Why is it described like a dark souls boss?
That's how it'll feel if one singles you out for a fight.
This sounds like something you’d hear mid bossfight
These are the game tips you're given if it defeats you.
No cuz why the music and his voice getting me scared of an ostrich ambush
Okay but Ostriches are genuinely terrifying though... Like, they can snap any bone in your body with one kick.
Like??
And the fact that the males can get up to *9 feet tall*
Idk man... And they're really territorial too.
Just killed an ostrich, feeling good.
gun
nicholas cage got really loud after this one (2021)
I should not have watched this during my ethics class…
Bro wtf send me the link to this wikihow
Bruh I know for a fact someone is gonna be dodge rolling during their fight against an Ostrich like it’s a Dark Souls boss XD
I FOUND THE SAME WIKI
Sry to be that guy but what's the song that plays at 0:07, think I've heard it before and it's driving me nuts
What vid is this??
I FOUND THE WIKI HOW
SHARE IT???
This is my Roman Empire sometimes, I randomly think of this entire section -
fun fact: I actually got my teacher to print the image at 1:21 on complete accident, and she printed 2 of them. **I sent it to her as a joke.**
WHAAAAAT
@@youarereallycool Also, she left when I went up a year aswell, by far one of the best memories of intemediate school.
intermediate school?? what's that @@HunterT0H
What is that song that plays during the reading?
If the problem is that they're too big, what about baby ostriches?
You got to take them out when there small. Otherwise they’ll grow to become a giant
The only good ostriches are the ones who never come out of their stinking holes
Make sure the mother is nowhere nearby. The last thing you need is for Mama Ostrich to catch you in the act.