Images That MADE ME WHEEZE on Cards Against Humanity

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Комментарии • 571

  • @stzyandthestonerboy8712
    @stzyandthestonerboy8712 2 года назад +1842

    I swear blarg looks like the type of dude that you could just give hugs to

  • @Timoruz
    @Timoruz 2 года назад +1363

    Wow, we’ve really gotten to a point where even text based cards are censored

    • @xJokerzWild
      @xJokerzWild 2 года назад +128

      Had to have been really bad if that chinese orphanage one wasnt censored.

    • @CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes
      @CatsHaveCamerasInTheirEyes 2 года назад +71

      blargs also incredibly careful on not getting pegged by youtube

    • @brachslap
      @brachslap 2 года назад +43

      The cards were a famous place for killing in WW2 and Grape Ape ....

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait 2 года назад +19

      When people get offended by words.

    • @LilyKasumii
      @LilyKasumii 2 года назад +13

      if you pause you can see them when mcnasty burps

  • @Molten_Anarchist
    @Molten_Anarchist 2 года назад +685

    At this point, this ain't Cards Against Humanity, this is just a group session where Blarg gets together with his friends and they search and share the dumbest shit they can find.

    • @end-1210
      @end-1210 2 года назад +12

      And that‘s why we are here😂😂

    • @jwatts94
      @jwatts94 2 года назад +7

      And I'm fukin here for it mate

    • @Parasiteve
      @Parasiteve 2 года назад +4

      it IS cards against humanity because its inhuman how censored this has to be now.

    • @robbiehere9071
      @robbiehere9071 2 года назад +2

      Cards Against My Sanity

  • @SAMPLETEXT285
    @SAMPLETEXT285 2 года назад +142

    11:34 thank you blarj for the 1 frame of uncensored plankton cake

  • @tiltonhopkins2775
    @tiltonhopkins2775 2 года назад +367

    I spent 50% of this laughing and the other half looking at Moby Huge in the corner just chilling lmao

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 2 года назад +9

      People keep mentioning it like it's new. How haven't you guys seen it in a single other video? That Moby's been there for aages

    • @precipitationlane9507
      @precipitationlane9507 2 года назад +28

      @@Heroo01 it's almost as if blarg gains new subs daily

    • @frenchie177
      @frenchie177 Год назад +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw that there

    • @roadhog820
      @roadhog820 5 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @Br4ndon2749
      @Br4ndon2749 4 месяца назад

      A year later this is still the case for me😂

  • @ItzBeSage
    @ItzBeSage 2 года назад +280

    I love how the 3rd and 5th Cards on the top row are uncensored at the beginning of the video but then turn blurry after Blarg opens his private tab 🤣

    • @FaultyWristwatch
      @FaultyWristwatch 2 года назад +31

      And eventually they become uncensored like the editor doesn't even care anymore 😂

    • @ItzBeSage
      @ItzBeSage 2 года назад +9

      @@FaultyWristwatch I know right?!?!

    • @Stitched_the_doll
      @Stitched_the_doll 2 года назад +5

      11:34 no more censor

    • @carrotwizard3900
      @carrotwizard3900 2 года назад +7

      they also become uncensored when someone makes noise and the camera shakes

    • @SleeprunnerInc
      @SleeprunnerInc Год назад

      I love how the SCORING UNDERAGE PUSSY one is NOT censored but a WW2 joke that's literally older than most people on the freaking planet is.

  • @skyalexis02
    @skyalexis02 2 года назад +367

    am i the only one still waiting for them to announce that soup finally got his "built ford tough" tramp stamp

    • @user-ww2xk1jw3u
      @user-ww2xk1jw3u 2 года назад +10

      Damn, that's some Goons lore

    • @GarronGoesGaming
      @GarronGoesGaming Год назад +2

      😂😂 I'd buy $100 worth of merch to see that happen!

  • @turvis7333
    @turvis7333 2 года назад +122

    Cant wait to turn my volume down so I don't get in trouble

    • @sagenbabin8786
      @sagenbabin8786 2 года назад +5

      I just play it loud and when my mom asks what I’m watching I say it’s soup and turn it up

    • @eliaslucus2574
      @eliaslucus2574 2 года назад

      Sooooo tru

    • @DragonSpiderproductions
      @DragonSpiderproductions 2 года назад +3

      Same I’m at work rn.
      I work with kids

    • @Jungus69
      @Jungus69 2 года назад

      Hey, you stole my discord profile picture, I want it back

  • @TheRougeSky
    @TheRougeSky 2 года назад +94

    Moby Huge just casually chilling in the background with a hat on for extra swag points.

  • @Dan-B
    @Dan-B 2 года назад +22

    The blurring out of the most offensive cards, that have already been seen and aren’t blurred in the edits 😂

  • @KiddRoxas
    @KiddRoxas 2 года назад +27

    watching the channel grow has been nuts these last few years. love the work keep it up 🖤🖤🖤

  • @jackiegibson5077
    @jackiegibson5077 2 года назад +32

    Doo's burps the greatest uncensoring device

  • @GunterBagsYT
    @GunterBagsYT 2 года назад +47

    I loved the podcast y'all made and was waiting all day yesterday and today for the mentioned Cards Against Humanity video from any of you Goons, and I saw this and clicked as soon as I could. Thanks for the amazing video, and the amazingly hilarious podcast yesterday!

  • @Trench_Thumb
    @Trench_Thumb 2 года назад +121

    It's weird that Matt has the lowest sub count when he's arguably the funniest of the Goons

    • @balllover52
      @balllover52 2 года назад +20

      I love blarg but im pretty sure soup is the funniest

    • @zack9617
      @zack9617 2 года назад +8

      Soup is the funniest bro… but blarg is cool

    • @Beckers0115
      @Beckers0115 2 года назад +9

      Soup is probably funnier as a person but blarg has the best clips

    • @Reddzion
      @Reddzion 2 года назад +16

      @@balllover52 Soup is funny yes, but the prank calls i'm not a fan of aswell as the random yelling and burping like please i don't want ear damage, Matt in my opinion is the funniest

    • @balllover52
      @balllover52 2 года назад +3

      @@Reddzion thats what makes him funny

  • @HafidzMurshidie
    @HafidzMurshidie 2 года назад +16

    I just watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, because I just got the opportunity to watch it, and man does Matt reminds me of Charlie Day.. Does anyone else who watches Sunny feels the same..? They're like the wild card of the gang, has a high voice, and both are funny..

  • @darthmalgus1384
    @darthmalgus1384 2 года назад +11

    If you pause at 11:34 you will see something spectacular.

  • @edwardlally9618
    @edwardlally9618 2 года назад +10

    Facecam back!! LETS GOOOOOOOO WE GET TO SEE THE ARAB MANS FACE

  • @smh190
    @smh190 2 года назад +5

    Thank you blarg my mother passed today and ur videos helped me through it. Thank you

  • @pilotflower4540
    @pilotflower4540 2 года назад +3

    Love how the plankton butt is uncensored for a small bit of time . LOL

  • @Will99371
    @Will99371 2 года назад +3

    There is a split second at 11:34 where Planktons juicy Krabs Patties are not censored. Ur welcome

  • @jacturner6886
    @jacturner6886 2 года назад +2

    theres a sweet spot of time in the day for me that makes these videos even funnier. it only occurs when I've had very little sleep and its now the next morning at 8am and I feel like I'm hitting second wind. this shit has me laughing in the dirtiest of manners.

  • @darksouls47
    @darksouls47 2 года назад +2

    I was actually just thinking about this an hour ago lmao you need to upload more Cards Against Humanity videos more often, they're just hilarious.

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 2 года назад +25

    Hell isn’t made up of rings, it’s more like one of those fibonacci sequence spirals that just get infinitely smaller

  • @AarPlays
    @AarPlays 2 года назад +2

    I can't stop looking at the spinny thing in the reflection of the RUclips plaque

  • @lazyoutsider35
    @lazyoutsider35 2 года назад +2

    17:42 I RECOGNIZED THAT BLUR I HAVE THAT MEME IN MY GALLERY🤣

    • @malice6081
      @malice6081 2 года назад

      Now I'm curious

    • @monsterfanatic5344
      @monsterfanatic5344 3 месяца назад

      I have a distinct feeling that it's either shit, or a prolapsed anus

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 2 года назад +2

    The disappointed “c’mon” at 4:42 is far too funny

  • @Bigpuffer
    @Bigpuffer 2 года назад +12

    First

    • @Aaron-st5lw
      @Aaron-st5lw 2 года назад +1

      Dad?

    • @AbrIckWaII
      @AbrIckWaII Год назад

      11 likes in 6 months. Puffer really fell off. 😔

  • @atypicalytkid1259
    @atypicalytkid1259 2 года назад +11

    MATTS PRETTY FACE IS BACK
    ALLAH HAS BLESSED US

  • @rykerthestriker
    @rykerthestriker Год назад +3

    Blarg/Matt seems like the guy who would just be bouncing off the walls if he were drunk, but chill and tired if he were high.

  • @zuluwakadudu1744
    @zuluwakadudu1744 2 года назад +3

    i cant wait for the day that blarg says "thank you guys for one million" instead of "if you are new here, please sure to subscribe as we are on the road to 1 million subs!"

  • @misterdeath2929
    @misterdeath2929 2 года назад +4

    I think the worst bit is i have too many of these images saved in my camera roll... Too many being more than zero

  • @ATaleOfTwoSissies
    @ATaleOfTwoSissies 2 года назад +3

    I swear Blarg looks like the type of guy to steal my phone on an island and say “this is a nice phone” and killing my brother.

    • @ReinAfterDark
      @ReinAfterDark 4 месяца назад

      Does he also tell you the definition of Insanity

  • @lukialex7941
    @lukialex7941 2 года назад +4

    When you need to save your energy for this stuff so you keepin the Podcast chill

  • @tht1channel507
    @tht1channel507 2 года назад +2

    Now I’m waiting for the FBIs funny moment video

  • @Spl00sh4life
    @Spl00sh4life 2 года назад +4

    Did anyone else notice that the plankton card became uncensored for 1 second

  • @Molten_Anarchist
    @Molten_Anarchist 2 года назад +3

    Lmfao, the censor break at 11:34

  • @agentswan2739
    @agentswan2739 2 года назад +4

    Certified hood classic

  • @YaBoiBiscuit
    @YaBoiBiscuit 2 года назад +2

    How are these people my comfort youtubers

  • @wyvern_warrior
    @wyvern_warrior 2 года назад +1

    8:30 decent meme but points off because the chicken eggs we eat aren't fertilized potential life, but a bodily discharge.

  • @Kyfarus
    @Kyfarus 2 года назад +12

    0:53 you accidentally didn’t blur those cards also check the bottom left card-

  • @oceann0
    @oceann0 2 года назад +1

    The hat holder in the background always brings me joy

  • @joshchecks1659
    @joshchecks1659 2 года назад +1

    Congrats hope you hit that 1 million mark man seeing your channel grow has been so cool 🎉

  • @yofoshizzle66
    @yofoshizzle66 2 года назад +4

    Damn I tried to point out a certain card he had that went with almost every question card and they instantly flagged it😂

    • @yofoshizzle66
      @yofoshizzle66 2 года назад +1

      I laugh but I'll probably be getting a visit from the feds now

  • @Heroo01
    @Heroo01 2 года назад +11

    Oh god bless the editor for giving us that frame of cheeks at 11:33

  • @gamingbeast7646
    @gamingbeast7646 2 года назад +1

    Plankton unedited for 1 sec at 11:34 ( make sure it’s paused when you click time)

  • @NoSleepTill72
    @NoSleepTill72 Год назад +1

    I just fucking noticed the moby huge in his room with a hat on.

  • @Sykeadelick
    @Sykeadelick 2 года назад +2

    Censoring people with downs doesn’t sit right with me lmao..

  • @0_exterminatingdaleks_011
    @0_exterminatingdaleks_011 2 года назад +2

    Why you should subscribe and watch all of Blargs (also know as Matt) videos:
    1) His voice is amazing
    2) He's cute
    3) He's funny
    4) He's amazing
    5) I dunno, just subscribe

  • @jimmybazata3277
    @jimmybazata3277 2 года назад +1

    I regret eating food while watching this now

  • @andreanecchi5930
    @andreanecchi5930 2 года назад +3

    at school I cooked pasta with cuttlefish ink , you could use videos the next times

  • @seezers1296
    @seezers1296 2 года назад +1

    Bro I was watching this video when I was eating. Trying not to lose your appetite is like level 99 type shit.

  • @user-jq1os4qp9v
    @user-jq1os4qp9v 2 года назад +3

    If only we could get an uncensored version of these videos

  • @subsonicslime
    @subsonicslime 2 года назад +1

    Every burp in blurred the blurs lol

  • @God_Given_Strength
    @God_Given_Strength 2 года назад +1

    7:58 soup rev-matching

  • @Shrek-iv8gu
    @Shrek-iv8gu 2 года назад +1

    The Censoring was so Inconsistent lmao. One moment something would be censored then it wouldnt after a transition. Even plankton ass got exposed for a second there

  • @artechvixen5282
    @artechvixen5282 2 года назад +10

    To blarg’s editor,great job dude but the censors on the words disappeared when you zoom in on the burp at 0:53

  • @TheDelkioGaming
    @TheDelkioGaming 2 года назад +1

    When you watch soup 5 days before and you completely fucking ignore blarg videos

  • @JaredR1996
    @JaredR1996 2 года назад +1

    FBI raiding my house funny moments

  • @OkThrills
    @OkThrills 2 года назад +1

    When you can tell what the blurred images are from your camera roll

  • @aidengadoury
    @aidengadoury 2 года назад +2

    soups voice crack at 1:25🤣🤣

  • @superdeafy
    @superdeafy 2 года назад +2

    These pics got me laughing SO HARD

  • @duckinggroup
    @duckinggroup 2 года назад +1

    Let’s Goooo!! A Blarg Video

  • @lively2774
    @lively2774 Год назад +1

    Plankton is uncensored for a small bit at 11:33
    Just thought you would all like to know

  • @sagenbabin8786
    @sagenbabin8786 2 года назад +3

    This is the first time I’ve seen mcnasty lead the game and not only that be 4 points over soup

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 2 года назад +1

    Reminder that Google tracks you in Incog mode

  • @AsolfofGaming
    @AsolfofGaming 2 года назад

    For as long as I've watch this man, not once have I ever noticed that big ol Thang under Mr. Kermit until now.

  • @candycass
    @candycass Год назад +1

    I chose the wrong video to watch while I was eating

  • @chadwhiteclaw9214
    @chadwhiteclaw9214 2 года назад +1

    anyone else pause durring the burps to read the censored cards

  • @chigbungus6768
    @chigbungus6768 2 года назад +1

    I like to imagine soups still in the suit and spongebob head

  • @ExternalGodYT
    @ExternalGodYT 2 года назад +1

    Bruh there was a single frame or many frames when plankton was uncensored

  • @aidenreacts8432
    @aidenreacts8432 2 года назад +5

    Ah theres my favorite Sand furry! Fuckin hilarious as always Blarg

  • @Masterchiefrpb
    @Masterchiefrpb 2 года назад +2

    11:34 is a hmmm moment

  • @soulless_nature
    @soulless_nature 2 года назад

    The irony of having lawyer ads pop up on these videos is amazing

  • @CapitalBoom
    @CapitalBoom 2 года назад

    watching blarg at 2:13am hits different

  • @trottinboots
    @trottinboots 2 года назад

    blarg: "good job little guy"
    mcnasty: e.e

  • @rowdyruu8275
    @rowdyruu8275 2 года назад +1

    11:33 that dumpy tho

  • @HardPickle
    @HardPickle 2 года назад +2

    My Arabic friend bought a lot of fireworks and they thought e was gonna bomb a place

  • @Bistren
    @Bistren 2 года назад +2

    0:52 did editor forgot to censor or nah?

  • @dakithedon3311
    @dakithedon3311 2 года назад +1

    I just noticed the moby huge in the background.

  • @swaggerthesaucegod8170
    @swaggerthesaucegod8170 2 года назад

    Blarg's vids just feel like playing games with the homies on xbox live in 2009

  • @GZxuanChannel-nx9vi
    @GZxuanChannel-nx9vi 2 года назад

    HOLY MOLY, I Am SHOOK By So Many OFFENSIVE, CURSED and AWESOME Memes

  • @AshBlossomWorshiper
    @AshBlossomWorshiper 2 года назад +1

    one day i'll learn not to eat...

  • @GeordieDean
    @GeordieDean 2 года назад +1

    I guess imma subscribe, keep finding myself here

  • @Haunted_Alen
    @Haunted_Alen Год назад

    14:07 I WAS eating, but now I don’t want to…

  • @thesonic_arrow0191
    @thesonic_arrow0191 2 года назад +2

    What are they googling for these images. The cursed nature is literally art

  • @SHSscorp82
    @SHSscorp82 Год назад

    13:41 The moment I regretted eating my fettuccine Alfredo while watching this video. 😂

  • @christianfuhrmann5647
    @christianfuhrmann5647 Год назад +2

    Could we ever get uncensored versions of these? If you put it on something like patreon, I'd support it 💯

  • @NyxMitra
    @NyxMitra 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact squidward is an octopus

  • @gayahhbihh
    @gayahhbihh 2 года назад

    Never seen this channel, but "Swaggot" has got me hooked

  • @jackdolittz8209
    @jackdolittz8209 2 года назад

    The fact that you’ve grown so much in the past year is ridiculous. I remember back when you had 250k

  • @dakurlzzmask8695
    @dakurlzzmask8695 2 года назад

    In the first minute its so cursed i dont know how to feel

  • @eimillian216
    @eimillian216 2 года назад

    0:52 uncensored cards, let's GOOOOO

  • @JAY_MF_G
    @JAY_MF_G 2 года назад +1

    11:33 ladies and gentlemen, we got em 🥵

  • @potatohappy7056
    @potatohappy7056 2 года назад +2

    Pickle compilation.

  • @suravian666
    @suravian666 Месяц назад

    09:45 My favorite complition of this card comes from seananners

  • @woodwardianftw1
    @woodwardianftw1 Год назад

    Think, Blarg actually has enough confidence to send the uncut uncensored versions to his editor.

  • @SirGoonsquire
    @SirGoonsquire 2 года назад +2

    Images That MADE ME GAY on Cards Against Humanity

  • @alexmills168
    @alexmills168 2 года назад +1

    Great video Blarg. you were on fire!

  • @TheCerberusOfHell
    @TheCerberusOfHell 2 года назад

    Been waiting for this since the podcast!

  • @spencerbankhead2446
    @spencerbankhead2446 Год назад +1

    Can we just talk about the mobey huge in the background?