Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...
@@lnon4361 first of all: Disney XD ass reply. Second of all: nowhere in my reply did I mention alien life, you absolute melon, allow me to repeat my self “we’ve already discovered and named other galaxies, such as Andromeda”
The government could not physically stop me from touching an alien if i physically could. Its all fun and games until we contract alien diseases and aliens get the common cold
Bro these are highly intelligent beings from outer spaces, diseases is something humans create out of ignorance.. you really think aliens are gunna come with covid? Aliens are not influenced by chyna😂 also since when are we listening to our government as if they actually had our best interests in mind.. theyre probably just telling you that as fear mongering to avoid the government from not being useful anymore and the illusion that they can actually protect you.. thats why aliens dont visit us cuz we allow our government to tell us what to do and speak for us.. the government wants to convince ppl that they can keep you safe so you can keep funding them to “protect” you when they are stupid themselves to think aliens are smarter than them which is why they keep it secret to act like they know something we dont but they actually dont..
It's unlikely that an alien disease would affect you. It's hard enough for diseases to jump species here on earth since they need to have specific circumstances such as the right biology to propagate
chances are aliens can't get diseases from Earth since they evolved on another planet and viruses are made to affect things with genetics originating from Earth, unless panspermia is true
I’m confident any alien species that survived long enough to be that advanced is friendly. Learning to put your ego aside is like rule number one for sustainable longevity.
No, we can look at past empires across our own history. Aggression and hostility can lead to your longevity, you just have to find a way to sustain it. Think of the Ottoman, Roman, and British empires. Each lasted hundreds of years even with their aggressive expansions because they were able to support them.
@@thomasmulligan I hate to burst your bubble however, that extraterrestrial exposure law is a log governing NASA responsibility towards preventing extraterrestrial contamination on earth for any spacecraft man or unmanned that’s going to be leaving the celestial body and coming back. There is nothing in it that could even vaguely be considered applying to aliens or a identified flying object that you may come into contact with although touching them would definitely not be a great idea. There is no specific lock governing contact with extraterrestrials for the average citizen.
Imagine you discover something SUPER BENEFICIAL for TONS of researchers, and it's probably SUPER GOOD, and you interact with them. But then some goofy ass guards arrest you for it.
If these aliens are technologically advanced enough to successfully travel here, we wouldn't possibly have any sort of chance to fight them. We, with our current technology, are barely even able to send humans to planets in our own solar system.
Same reason schools have evacuation areas for bomb threats and shootings. Dumbest idea ever is to make it public knowledge on where everyone will be in those crisis situations
@@thomasmulliganI'm Sure they would be Considering the advancements they made they must've suffered alot of wars to get to that point Either that or They're space pirates 💀💀💀
@@FoxGameCZ All the aliens have to do is take their ship out of reach of all our weapons and shoot at us. If they are really lazy they could create a human destruction virus and hang out on Pluto for a few years then claim the planet. There are definitely other ways I'm not thinking of to. Scary to think about. There would be no "Take me to your leader." We would just be extinct suddenly.
I wonder why they havent done it yet?! Hmm maybe cuz theyre friendly? Theyve had all this time to invade us but actually havent..? Or maybe cuz it would dismantle our lying ass government 🤷🏽♂️
@@Kelhimself I mean with all these degenerates online, if aliens can takeover the griddy is a universal dance/action that most people know nowdays, but would completely confuse those who dont.
@@biljanakiric5111 Yes. I'm admitting I would break the law to communicate with aliens. For me the once in a lifetime experience would be worth jail time.
Thats why the government threatens you to avoid contact.. its to cause fear in you to not contact them cuz if you do and find out theyre friendly the government is exposed and proof they been lying to us.. its to keep the illusion that they can protect you
The US has a contingency where if aliens invade and it’s a guarantee that we lose, then they’re just gonna nuke the planet until it’s unusable If we can’t have it, no one can
Honestly, the fact that we automatically think that aliens are hostile says something about us. Space travel across long distances eliminates the need for resource wars.
Why is everyone saying that if aliens invade earth then we'd be cooked while we have over 13k nuke weapons that could distinguish their squidward looking head?
me and my 3 absolutely shitfaced bros at 2 in the morning fighting off a hoard of alien parasites with nothing but broom handles and a cool rock i saw on the highway
If Aliens invade earth, we done. Its game set match. If any intelligence life can travel through interstellar space to our planet, that is already enough technology to surpass our technology by thousands of years.
If the aliens have the technology to travel to other stars they probably won't be aggressive and will be past that concurring fase and will be enlightened enough to abstain from violence
Unless we have some natural resource they want. Hell, in this very video he talked about body snatchers. If that's what they need to survive they won't care about us.
@@ThatGuy-mp9ogthere aren't that many resources on earth you can't just mine on the moon or on an asteroid, and they would probably run things better anyways
@@ythegamerita if aliens had tech for intersteller travel. They can mine in places on earth that we can not reach or even look into. In thow4 areas we don't know what is there
none of this would have helped during the invasion like in "The Mercy of Gods" newest book by James S.A. Corey, which is a great book about that btw...
No cuz like the not communicating one sounds like the thing that would happen in a movie and then there would be that one girl who says f*ck it and befriends one. So that one alien loves her but the rest of pf the aliens hate humans and would launch a full-on attack. But in the end, the one girl and the one alien would end up convincing the humans and the aliens that everything can be solved with love, compassion, understanding and ofc the power of friendship! Then they all live happily ever after.
yeah, I was a huge fan of the last kids on earth book when I was younger, and always dreamed of being in the same kinda apocalypse with all my friends right beside me.
Ive always thought of a hypothetical situation What if the aliens are on a nearby planet, but theyre LESS advanced than us, like theyre around like roman era of advancement and theyre just hella chill
What people don’t think about is that aliens could be so much dumber than us. Everybody loves to talk about how they could be miles ahead of us tech wise, but they always fail to think vise versa 😂
I doubt anything "dumb" has the intelligence to properly make interstellar travel. Humans, as "smart" as we think we are, haven't even figured that out yet
Aliens watching a 6 foot human with broken arm and burnt face running towards them with a time bomb screaming "we were made in the image of god not you filthy aliens "
I've had the same nightmare of an alien invasion for about 10 years now. Repeats exactly the same so I started lucid dreaming since I knew exactly what would happen next. Started doing speed runs and messing with the dream people. But after thus one weird dream I havent had any since.
-alien invasion
-Show them drake
-they leave because they find us useless
Nah, show them social media.
@@MyAramilShow them an average twitter or reddit post and they’ll dip😭
@@miko1withtheflock mfs will think we arent good enough (they will come back in 100 years to check on us)
@@Idontknow83829I'm showing them Diddy Dr disrespect and edp
They will blow us up 💀
How to Survive an Alien Invasion:
Step 1. "Rise and Shine... Mister Freeman..."
rise and smell the ashes
Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mister Freeman...
*C R O W B A R*
@@nexus-509Wake up and.. smell the ashes..
Rise and... Shine.
bro we not surviving aliens in the current generation🙏😭
Ya im literally just ok dying if theres an invasion idgaf
Actually the current generation is facing zombiapocalypse as half the world is dumb n the other half is running away from them.
I mean we could 😅😭
tbh as soon as something enters the atmosphere its getting nuked
Lmaoo
I feel like the british will team up with the aliens
LMAO
Nah italy there always switching sides
Always the Bri'ish
they arent really teaming up with the aliens its more of a reunion you know
there's gonna be an army of aliens with knifes 💀
damnnn making me check my own country’s alien laws 😭
😂
Haha he got me with that one too
When cases of uncertainty happen during a xeno encouraging all authority and law will be doled out by the imperium of man
"humans fighting aliens"
(the same alien who travelled across the entire galaxy to meet us)
has the same energy as "your hamster vs USA Military"
Are aliens bullet proof or shank proof ?
Because if yes emp them and its war two sided
Aliens won’t invade us… They’re looking for INTELLIGENT life!!
Then you got nothing to worry about 😅
Damn 🥲 I agree lmao
What if Ai takes over? Okay, its not "alive" but its intelligent
Haha so funny
Humans are the most intelligent animals on the planet, sometimes.
I don’t think aliens are gonna want to come here, we’re probably one of the most violent creatures in the universe
Alternative scenario; they are just like us, for better or worse.
I mean we could be, we won't ever know till we discover the galaxy.
@@lnon4361 we’ve already discovered and named other galaxies, such as Andromeda
@@Icebox11 this guy... we haven't discovered alien life yet nor do we know how it will act
@@lnon4361 first of all: Disney XD ass reply. Second of all: nowhere in my reply did I mention alien life, you absolute melon, allow me to repeat my self “we’ve already discovered and named other galaxies, such as Andromeda”
The government could not physically stop me from touching an alien if i physically could. Its all fun and games until we contract alien diseases and aliens get the common cold
And you get common alien flu
So like Goku and the Radical Heart Virus?
Bro these are highly intelligent beings from outer spaces, diseases is something humans create out of ignorance.. you really think aliens are gunna come with covid? Aliens are not influenced by chyna😂 also since when are we listening to our government as if they actually had our best interests in mind.. theyre probably just telling you that as fear mongering to avoid the government from not being useful anymore and the illusion that they can actually protect you.. thats why aliens dont visit us cuz we allow our government to tell us what to do and speak for us.. the government wants to convince ppl that they can keep you safe so you can keep funding them to “protect” you when they are stupid themselves to think aliens are smarter than them which is why they keep it secret to act like they know something we dont but they actually dont..
It's unlikely that an alien disease would affect you.
It's hard enough for diseases to jump species here on earth since they need to have specific circumstances such as the right biology to propagate
chances are aliens can't get diseases from Earth since they evolved on another planet and viruses are made to affect things with genetics originating from Earth, unless panspermia is true
I’m confident any alien species that survived long enough to be that advanced is friendly. Learning to put your ego aside is like rule number one for sustainable longevity.
Unless they exterminate us for our damage to our planet in order to save others
This 👏🏽💯
No, we can look at past empires across our own history. Aggression and hostility can lead to your longevity, you just have to find a way to sustain it. Think of the Ottoman, Roman, and British empires. Each lasted hundreds of years even with their aggressive expansions because they were able to support them.
@@thesquiddler plants and trees and fungus have lasted billions of years. Let’s take advice from them not empires that fell.
@@thesquiddler If they're like the Romans we're bing chilling. The most aggressive empires survived the shortest.
Nah, I'm joining the aliens 💀
Me too probably
@@thomasmulliganfr like what if they chill
Our ancestors would cry after seeing that there future generations are so coward
@@thomasmulligan me three
I feel like they'll just ignore us. Theirs nothing special on this planet for them to waste resources and manpower.
Step 1 - High-Tech protection suit in orange
Step 2 - Crowbar
Step 3 - Legally change your name to Gordon Freeman
Step 4 - Play HL2 in real life.
Imagine getting your ass sent to jail because you touched a ufo 💀
Worth it
So I can't get laid 😔
Bro thinks he's john shepard
@@thomasmulligan I hate to burst your bubble however, that extraterrestrial exposure law is a log governing NASA responsibility towards preventing extraterrestrial contamination on earth for any spacecraft man or unmanned that’s going to be leaving the celestial body and coming back. There is nothing in it that could even vaguely be considered applying to aliens or a identified flying object that you may come into contact with although touching them would definitely not be a great idea. There is no specific lock governing contact with extraterrestrials for the average citizen.
@@AncikristusThe one killing Reapers or the one killing Wraith?
Imagine if aliens turn out to literally just be the average human with nothing changed
That would bring... Interesting implications
I didnt know they were chill like that
Hopefully 💀
@@thomasmulligan what if in the future humans become the evil space empire ? A scary thougth if you ask me
@@No_Name-pd9kqSuper earth????
@@Cheese-Man as a helldivers 1 and 2 player I cant help but think how humans are the bad guys whenver I play those games
@@No_Name-pd9kq Nah IK for a fact thats gonna happen and I am in support of it. HUMAN DOMINANCE
Imagine you discover something SUPER BENEFICIAL for TONS of researchers, and it's probably SUPER GOOD, and you interact with them. But then some goofy ass guards arrest you for it.
If these aliens are technologically advanced enough to successfully travel here, we wouldn't possibly have any sort of chance to fight them. We, with our current technology, are barely even able to send humans to planets in our own solar system.
I think they'll just ignore us. Theirs nothing special on this planet for them to be wasting resources and manpower on
they would probably just build a dyson sphere around our son and ignore us as we die
"Best the aliens"😂😂😂 that's a good joke man.
They would squash us like little bugs.
Bro why are you giving them our survival plans 😭😭😭
Bro genius move 🤣
Same reason schools have evacuation areas for bomb threats and shootings. Dumbest idea ever is to make it public knowledge on where everyone will be in those crisis situations
Exactly they aren't real
@@alexben5707 and you know this for a fact?
@@ThatGuy-mp9og you seen em boi?
Yo, why you in prison?
I went 80mph over.
I went tresspassing.
Me: I touched a UFO😎
Pretty sure if an alien manages to reach earth they'd have advanced technologically far greater than we can comprehend
so yeah we are not surviving
Maybe they would be nice 😭
@@thomasmulliganthey would treat us like we treat monkeys 😭
@@thomasmulliganI'm Sure they would be Considering the advancements they made they must've suffered alot of wars to get to that point
Either that or They're space pirates 💀💀💀
@@YuseiFudou3019to them the advancements we make is like a dog learning to sit
@@Akjjf6628💀
Aliens: show up
Every government ever: TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
If they are advanced enough to travel between stars they can destroy us in ways we can never imagine
they would probably accidentally destroy us by going to our sun taking the energy and leaving
Like if they shoot us from space what we gonna do?
@@FoxGameCZ All the aliens have to do is take their ship out of reach of all our weapons and shoot at us. If they are really lazy they could create a human destruction virus and hang out on Pluto for a few years then claim the planet. There are definitely other ways I'm not thinking of to. Scary to think about. There would be no "Take me to your leader." We would just be extinct suddenly.
@@FoxGameCZdo what we have for Plan B with a meteorite throws everything we have against it and hope that it somehow changes the trajectory.
I wonder why they havent done it yet?! Hmm maybe cuz theyre friendly? Theyve had all this time to invade us but actually havent..? Or maybe cuz it would dismantle our lying ass government 🤷🏽♂️
What a roundabout way to confirm the existence of extraterrestrial entities.
1 thing every alien invasion movie forgets about: orbital bombardment🗿
“😈what are you in here for”
“Oh yeah I talked to a group of aliens and the government found out.”
“Hey man are you a alien?”
“No”
“Hit the griddy to prove it”
"tf you mean "hit the griddy?"
@@Kelhimself
GET 'EM!
@@Kelhimself I mean with all these degenerates online, if aliens can takeover the griddy is a universal dance/action that most people know nowdays, but would completely confuse those who dont.
@@KelhimselfKel Omori doesn't know the griddy?
@@TimeWasterJr is that the sans undertale equivalent of kel?
nothing beats aliens like the good old fashioned Crowbar™
Arrest for touching alien but, not for touching a minor these rules are something else.
Yeah bro I never got arrested
@@sho.4106🤨
@@sho.4106🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@sho.4106😎👌 😳🕶👌
📸🤨@@sho.4106
"We have come to take over your planet for materials"
"THAT AIN'T THE SIGMA SKIBITI DRAKE SNAKE VIBE"
💀💀💀
Me: one more short before bed
*the short in question:*
"Take human hosts" is something sounds like 1:1 among us experience💀. If thats the case of an invasion, were cooked
Sorry. Im a law abiding person but theres no way I would miss out on communicating with them.
Wait a minute normally 🤨🤨🤨
@@biljanakiric5111 Yes. I'm admitting I would break the law to communicate with aliens. For me the once in a lifetime experience would be worth jail time.
@@AprilReigns18 me too but i meant the Word normally becuse that Means sometimes you don't follow the law
@@biljanakiric5111 I changed it
Thats why the government threatens you to avoid contact.. its to cause fear in you to not contact them cuz if you do and find out theyre friendly the government is exposed and proof they been lying to us.. its to keep the illusion that they can protect you
The US has a contingency where if aliens invade and it’s a guarantee that we lose, then they’re just gonna nuke the planet until it’s unusable
If we can’t have it, no one can
I’ve played the entire half life series. I’m well prepared for the rl 7 hour war
That’s what an alien would say
The only dream that keeps me awake is to not DIE untill the aliens are discovered!
@superpig5000 What kinda bad news??
Mark Zuckerberg been real quiet since rule number 4 dropped
All these 6 rules are useless if we don't even have a space defense fleet.
if aliens comes here and hear a kid say “what the skibidi” i bet the aliens would just leave.. generation is f’ed😭
Honestly, the fact that we automatically think that aliens are hostile says something about us. Space travel across long distances eliminates the need for resource wars.
Uh, we're hostile.
@@lylesnodgrass1961 Nah u said ur hostile simply that's cap
That is an absurd & baseless claim.
Aliens won't be the downfall of humanity. Humanity will.
If that happens, I’m giving up 😭 like they can take me for their experiments, what am I going to do? Say no??
💀💀😭
"Stop,I don't want to be touched" Might work....hopefully😔😂
No means no you intergalactic bafoon@@Just-someone67
@@Just-someone67 or damn you want to touch a minor
@@Just-someone67 "mb i didnt know that"
Why is everyone saying that if aliens invade earth then we'd be cooked while we have over 13k nuke weapons that could distinguish their squidward looking head?
👽: We win hooman. Urath is ours
👨: 💣
Fr, we have lots of experience destroying everything that tries to stop us
Aliens try to colonise us, nah we the og colonisers 💀
Wait… what if zombies are just a version of aliens?
me and my 3 absolutely shitfaced bros at 2 in the morning fighting off a hoard of alien parasites with nothing but broom handles and a cool rock i saw on the highway
If Aliens invade earth, we done. Its game set match. If any intelligence life can travel through interstellar space to our planet, that is already enough technology to surpass our technology by thousands of years.
More probably we won't meet aliens themselves, it would be satellite or exploration robot
"They'll have to catch me first,"
-me in jail telling my story of how i high-fived an Alien
If the aliens have the technology to travel to other stars they probably won't be aggressive and will be past that concurring fase and will be enlightened enough to abstain from violence
I guess you would care to avoid walking on ants?
Unless we have some natural resource they want. Hell, in this very video he talked about body snatchers. If that's what they need to survive they won't care about us.
@@ThatGuy-mp9ogthere aren't that many resources on earth you can't just mine on the moon or on an asteroid, and they would probably run things better anyways
@@ythegamerita if aliens had tech for intersteller travel. They can mine in places on earth that we can not reach or even look into. In thow4 areas we don't know what is there
@@ThatGuy-mp9og but why on earth when mercury is covered in ore?
“We gotta survive aliens” ❌
“Aliens gotta survive us” ✅
*Gordon Freeman*
-aliens invade
-monkeypox
-the world is safe once again
none of this would have helped during the invasion like in "The Mercy of Gods" newest book by James S.A. Corey, which is a great book about that btw...
I will look it up! Thank you
If the aliens invade us RIGHT NOW, they'll take one look at the internet, go "Eww...Brother, eww. What's that?" - and then leave.
No cuz like the not communicating one sounds like the thing that would happen in a movie and then there would be that one girl who says f*ck it and befriends one. So that one alien loves her but the rest of pf the aliens hate humans and would launch a full-on attack. But in the end, the one girl and the one alien would end up convincing the humans and the aliens that everything can be solved with love, compassion, understanding and ofc the power of friendship! Then they all live happily ever after.
"they could be the type, that live inside and take human hosts"
Bro just reminded me of Anamorphs....
fr
This is how I look at it: if the aliens are advanced enough to travel to earth we are fu#ked
"chill guys i just need to pick up my pet glygorpp"
Todays generation will try to skibidi rizz the aliens
frfr
Older generation will make a army to save RUclipsrs
imagine the aliens don't know brainrot and we have to say brainrot to prove we're human 💀
Me getting arrested for talking to my Mexican friend
Legit, a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion has been a dream of mine for years
I want to be in an apocalypse MFs when it actually happens: Fucking dies
Dream?
yeah, I was a huge fan of the last kids on earth book when I was younger, and always dreamed of being in the same kinda apocalypse with all my friends right beside me.
@@langstonmask8226 okay
Getting ready to survive an alien invasion before gta 6 😭
Well, not touching aliens is US law, not entire world's law. I know we Indians will take selfie with then n make them our friends.
😂😂 I’m not sure what Canadas law is honestly
Bro imagine!😂 we start fucking selfies adding snapchat filters etc! Theyre gunna be like, these humans are still pretty stupid😂
@@thomasmulliganas a Canadian, we don’t touch them but if they attack us we’re gonna need an intergalactic Geneva convention
Gordon freemen be like:Just give me a crowbar and a couple guns a orange hazmat suit with no helmet a pair of glasses I’ll save you all
That's what an alien might say...
If they ever come here , AND touch MY PLAYSTATION they are fully COOKED.
Fuck this aint no me in the human side no more, im joining the damn aliens💀💀💀💀
Me with a nuke strapped to my chest: "The stars were never yours to inherit". *BOOM*
Kid named military intervention:
Kid named war crimes:
Kid named biological weapons:
i mean, we just need to wait out 20 years for a theoretical physicist
Aliens aren’t gonna stay for long when a 12 year old asks them if their gyatt is skibidi toilet
Okay Jeff, enough space movies for you.
Bro I'm already on my own... I have trust issues... if humans survive ill be remembered as the most evil one during those ages 💀
All the aliens dying because they got sneezed on by toddlers.
man the resonance cascade bouta to be wild. im lookin at you black mesa
Next video: How to survive a Resonance Cascade
Ive always thought of a hypothetical situation
What if the aliens are on a nearby planet, but theyre LESS advanced than us, like theyre around like roman era of advancement and theyre just hella chill
What if a virus was actually an alien race and we don't even know
the closest thing we have to aliens are cephalopods
Germs: don’t worry guys they don’t have any defence against me!
"If you can't beat them join them" ahh mindset
I don’t think the aliens want to come to us, we’re screwed up
Tbh if aliens come we are going to halve half life 2 irl 💀💀
Cant even get freaky with the aliens, literally 1984.
That one friend: it wants a hug
If we are dying, lets test what those atomic bomb shit that we invented really capable of. We wont die alone.
don't worry those alien be chill like that
Rule #7 always carry at least 1 grenade
What people don’t think about is that aliens could be so much dumber than us. Everybody loves to talk about how they could be miles ahead of us tech wise, but they always fail to think vise versa 😂
I doubt anything "dumb" has the intelligence to properly make interstellar travel. Humans, as "smart" as we think we are, haven't even figured that out yet
@@Tobee_Longwood forgot about that 😅
My man pulled an Obi-Wan Quote on us. Can't argue with that reasoning.
Aliens watching a 6 foot human with broken arm and burnt face running towards them with a time bomb screaming "we were made in the image of god not you filthy aliens "
I have something *pulls out thermonuclear bomb
"Legalize nuclear bombs"
Im about to hop on and start playing half life 2 for that experience 😂
The best defense is a swift in divisive offense
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
I've had the same nightmare of an alien invasion for about 10 years now. Repeats exactly the same so I started lucid dreaming since I knew exactly what would happen next. Started doing speed runs and messing with the dream people. But after thus one weird dream I havent had any since.
If aliens come I will deff be drinking good idea
I’ve always hoped that if we ever see aliens that they are nice and not super harmful
So... Aliens are just extraterrestrial British Colonists?