"Wanna hear a bedtime story?"
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- This man's hair was difficult to draw than doing my math assignments bruh (this vid idea was 2 months ago ehe)
... and btw did you take a good look on his neck? no? ok goodnight!! 🛌
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Original Audio from his Twitch: / khoi_dao
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IG: @ayanime_aya
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Discord server: / discord
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Game: Genshin Impact || created by Mihoyo
#GenshinImpact
The famous children's bedtime story :D (censored)
"Go The F To Sleep"
The cats nestled closed to their kittens
The lambs have laid down with the sheep
You're cozy and warm in your bed my dear...
Please go the f*** to sleep
The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep
I know you're not thirsty, that's bulls*** stop lying
Lie the f*** down my darling, and sleep
The giant pangolins of Madagascar snoozing
As I lie here and openly weep
Sure fine, whatever, I'll bring you some milk
Who the f*** cares you're not gonna sleep
It's been 38 minutes already Jesus Christ what the f***
Go to sleep!
- Khoi Dao
Poetry
It's an actual book
Thank you
For a children's book, it sure has a lot of foul language.
@@zorganatomioka2666 It's actually a parody. The author wrote it as humor for other parents like him. I listened to a talk he had and he was sharing stories about how he would get angry emails and letters from other schools and other parents who mistook the book as a children's book. But he would also get messages from other parents who said it was the funniest thing they read.
Khoi Dao is the only person I know who can swear in an elegant way
Yes
He swears in cursive.
ifkr 💀
frrickk
@@zunumae CURSIVE💀
Him being so insistent that he's Khoi Dao and no one else is really funny when he's pointing at Albedo's face.
*Ironic.*
Your thousand'th like!
He has to put in that disclaimer for legal reasons, or else people could get mad at mihoyo for making albedo curse, which would get mihoyo mad at him (Khoi dao). So now we can enjoy listening to albedo say fuck without legal repercussions
@@auntvivienne8669 I don't think it's so much that people would complain, as the VAs just not being allowed to use character voices without permission from Hoyo.
People out there saying that kaeya is teaching Klee how to swear but the true culprit has always been much closer. Albedo himself.
BROOO- this is cannon you can’t tell me otherwise now-
Someone please write a fanfiction about this. Please
He's been framing kaeya for years.
Well Albedo teaches her how to make bombs so anything is possible ;D
Albedo is required to sign legally binding contracts that he will not encourage Klee to commit attrocities.
God he’s so pretty in your art style 🥰
He’s pretty in every artstyle lmao
She did us justice
he's always pretty tho
@@Halfdan_227
Except his model in Genshin. They massacred the poor guy's hair.
@@aether3602 He looks perfect in any way ehehe but still :') my life will be completed if his in game model gets a buff
And I'm not gonna sleep just so I hear his voice until I pass out 😃
@Lucky Student, im your 666th like! ` ͜ʖ´
I think that Khoi has a good talking voice too! ^_^ It's so soothing and calming! And I think that he has a better singing voice! :D
@@megalisa830bright6 Yes totally agreed on that👍🏻
the fact that it takes me 1 hour to actually fall asleep 💀
Wait until you get to my level....
It took 6 hours💅💀
@@VinhNguyen-wh8js no sleep for you 💀
@@icanbark_real 💀💅 no sleep 💅💀
@@VinhNguyen-wh8js It took so long for me that it's been more than half a day I just can't stop wheezing He's the only one who could actually make me crack up 🤡💅💅💅
The fact that I basically stay up all night for RUclips videos about Genshin Impact and another gacha game i'm obsessed with tells you everything you need to know about me
I actually own this book. Parents got it as a joke because they figured I’d be too stupid to understand it at the time. Later on, I insisted on keeping it. Great book.
For those of you who think I’m joking, I’m not. The book is called Go the F*** to Sleep by Adam Mansbach :)
I had to look it up to believe it's real but that's amazing.
it has an audio book
@@user-jv8vf9xo5u s w e e t
It's real?
omg this is the best recommendation I've got in a while. I've to check it out
"this mans hair was difficult to draw" yet YOU DREW IT SO PERFEFCTLY LIKE WTF-
seriously tho i cant get over your art style keep it up :)
I was expecting something wholesome with the title and lo-fi music............ I should've known better
You fool.
You’ve been Khoi’d.
I dont think you heard 0:15 quite properly
The art is so cute and pretty 🥰 I'll go to sleep now
SHMOLO
omg shmolo what r u doing here
Shmolo somehow managed to blend in with the rest of the comments
But I know that knife wielding ducky anywhere >:0
I can now sleep peacefully after watching this
Bedtime story read by Khoi
“Go the f*** to sleep”
-By tired albedo
I live for Albedo in your artstyle
Also Khoi is hilarious
The whiplash from his swearing to a pet name at 0:59 ...
IKR I LITERALLY SCREAMED AT THAT PART
Albedo when his experiment didn't go well and did not get a sleep either 😂
Your albedo is one of the prettiest things I’ve ever laid my eyes upon
I will play this before I go to sleep from now on. Thank you
THIS IS SUCH A MASTERPIECE JUST LOOK AT THE ARTSTYLE AND KHOI HE‘S SO IRREPLACEABLE AND WONDERFUL AND INSPIRING AND HONEST AND- He‘s just himself. ✨
Adding this to my sleep playlist 😍
Oh my god Albedo doing this is kinda in character
"Go the F*ck to Sleep"
*Flashbacks to when the voice of Morgana from P5 read it*
Ahh good times.
I WAITED FOR THE MOMENT ID BE ANIMATED and it's by you one of my favourites haha, loved it 😭
IM FIRST FOR ONCE ALSO ALBEDOOOOOO also uh, y-yeah I'll go to sleep I promise-
gg
Khoi is a national treasure
I thought this was gonna be wholesome 😔👍
this is it. the most beautiful bedtime story I’ve ever listened to and im tearing up
This was the most relaxing bedtime story-
khoi dao sounds so polite i love him
“It’s ME, KHOI DAO, reading you a bedtime story, I gotta specify” …
this resonates chaotic good
"its me khoi dao speaking think whatever you want"
me: *a l b e d o*
Nice imma listen to this at night when sleeping. Nice. Yeah nice.
“Once upon a time, a mother said to their child :” you have an exam tomorrow “ and the child sleep with fears”
Ironic that I have exams in a few days
“Lie the fuck down my darling”
ok.
Khoi cam swear so calmly lmao 💀
Me about to sleep 😌😌
*Please just go the fvck to sleep*
Can't wait to read these for my baby sister 🙂🙂
“I know you’re not thirsty, that’s bullshit, stop lying.”
No, you don’t know
Ok but like your artstyle is so pretty. I want to eat it
0:30 his eye LMAOO
10/10 story, immediately fell asleep
i really like your art style aaa the way you draw him is just🥺😵 also, love your video!
Khoi Dao being Khoi Dao
But actually it's Albedo
The way he hesitated before saying frick, as if he wasnt about to curse a child out for not sleeping.
That's a whole mood.... but me ngl
HELP I SAW THIS BOOK AT THE LIBRARY ONCE BUT MY PARENTS WOULDNT LET ME GET IT
I have never seen anyone swear with a clam composure and so beautifully 🤣😂and I think after watching this i will go to sleep😴
ALBEDO ON MY BIRTHDAY??? AYO-
Me, barely able to keep my eyes open at 2:15 AM: .................... FINE. 😤
How did The Khoi Dao know I was depriving myself of sleep?
I’m in love with albedo even more now LOL don’t judge me (also u should do a ur version of heizou!)
okay but why does Albedo look so good in your style like-
Sucrose aka Barbara and that one girl I forgot the name of
I can listen his bedtime stories whole night
The fact that my mom would play this for me whenever I was being a brat as a kid makes this 10x better
oml i thinki heard thsi read by terry crews or something its the best bed time story ever.
i cannot find this mans twitch to save my life.
No one:
No body ever:
Absolutely no one:
Me hearing the title of the story: how about you sleep and I find a nice place to do my forgot assignments ✅
Me at my friends-
This is f*cking hilarious
I told this to my little brother and he told on me for using a no-no word too many times, thanks!
Albedo always sounds like hes gonna sleep himself. Sounds sorta bored xD. But reading this he sounds equally bored and pissed lmfao
as a hardcore albedo simp , albedo in this animation made me Sooo UGGGHGHHH :)
He's me fr, I have anger issues and I can get a bit impatient sometimes so I curse at almost everyone. I love Khoi dao
i’m going feral the art looks so. s. drrols. i know I KNOW he said “this is khoi dao speaking” BUT IDGAF RN ALL I HEAF IS ALBEDO 🤤🤤
I like the fact that I'm being an Albedo main while watching this
yooo this is my favorite bedtime story
It hits different at 4:05 A.M
Im just curious, did the kid fall asleep? Or is Albedo and Sucrose creating a ‘Sleep Potion’ to make them fall asleep in an instant?
Currently watching this at 11:22 before midnight. I'm not ashamed
The auto book story I would give to my future kids
Now imma watch this b4 sleeping everyday
I thought no one could top Samuel L Jackson's rendition
Did I just watch this on repeat while dying? Yes. It’s been half an hour now-
I REMEMBER HEARING THIS BECAUSE OF A VIDEO ABOUT A HAT IN TIME- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH-
me talking to myself at 3 am
Bro my friends played this in a discord voice chat for me since it was 4 pm and i still haven’t slept 💀💀
He had the weird sparkle scar thing on his neck ish I think0-0
I was literally about to you to bed then I saw this, best bed time story ever 10/10
damn, albedo looks gorgeous ✨
Man, it's 3 a.m.
Hi it's 1am and I'm here to be told to go the f asleep
I love storytime with khoi!!!
Beautiful
AWWW HAHAHAHA SUCROSE AND KLEE ARE SO CUTE😆❤️
I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE IT BEAUTIFUL 😍 🤩 💕
this is a lovely story it changed my life 10/10
Albedoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Khoi Dao swears in cursive and I live for that
ight
*listens to every night*
I have this book omg
I watched it before going to bed :)
Not me focused on Sucrose that struggling with all effort just to keep Klee's ear 'safe'
So is this the bedtime story Albedo tells us when we wish him a good night??
Sign me the fuck up
ayo sis are u alive
i hope thatt you come before season 2 comes out bc i don't want to lose you forever
My friends: So do you have any bedtime ritual things you do every night before bed?
Me at 1am watching this to fall asleep: well-
I don't if it's the worst I really want to sleep right now or if it's the best-
(Or then it's potentially because it's 02:30-)
This is my new favorite video lol
Albedo so handsome ❤️ beautiful art
Gonna read this one for my lil bro