Avoid This Man In Uzbekistan 🇺🇿

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @nerp23
    @nerp23 3 года назад +6498

    Safe to say Bald has definitely left his mark on this desert

    • @JC_303
      @JC_303 3 года назад +316

      You can see him walk past it @ 4:14

    • @jedknutson8373
      @jedknutson8373 3 года назад +50

      @@JC_303 hahahaha...god i hope not...

    • @abanjoplayer
      @abanjoplayer 3 года назад +20

      @@JC_303 hahahaha!

    • @rengurenge
      @rengurenge 3 года назад +30

      @@JC_303 That is.... big

    • @imzackson
      @imzackson 3 года назад +33

      @@JC_303 I'm not gonna check that

  • @JackGillies
    @JackGillies 3 года назад +671

    In 500 years kids in history classes around the world will be learning about the great explorer Mr Bald who shat his way along the silk road.

    • @The500k
      @The500k 3 года назад +4

      Lmaoo

    • @demonh0und
      @demonh0und 3 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @theShaunus
      @theShaunus 3 года назад +6

      Yup, they'll be analysing his coprolite to get a better understanding 😁

    • @93tilinfinity4life
      @93tilinfinity4life 3 года назад +2

      Lol 😂 😆 😝

    • @LazyPictures
      @LazyPictures 3 года назад +1

      @@OnnSight well the road is quite shity actually

  • @jpoopist
    @jpoopist 3 года назад +758

    Dude this should be on your main channel. The Uzbeks waving and cheering for you. The shitting behind a bush. The kid laughing at you. This is fucking gold

  • @dougstubbs9637
    @dougstubbs9637 3 года назад +1763

    There will forever be a little corner of England in the Uzbek desert.

    • @eurybaric
      @eurybaric 3 года назад +8

      :D

    • @alback
      @alback 3 года назад +139

      Like England did everywhere else in the world.

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi 3 года назад +44

      @@alback a fantastic achievement ;)

    • @TracyW1965
      @TracyW1965 3 года назад +98

      A little pile of England.

    • @Bimagragaireacht
      @Bimagragaireacht 3 года назад +4

      ...why do I know the poem where that's from

  • @adilansari4225
    @adilansari4225 3 года назад +1627

    Mr Bald when he confuses the train station for the bus station :- "I'm not feeling it guys, I'll have to abort the film"
    Mr Bald when he is literally crapping his brains out: "Hello Daily Balders!!..."

    • @vegangainzhue4548
      @vegangainzhue4548 3 года назад +34

      I love this man

    • @EnglishAmigo
      @EnglishAmigo 3 года назад +8

      Hahahaha that’s funny

    • @EnglishAmigo
      @EnglishAmigo 3 года назад +6

      I was going to say he aborted to pick up some food poisoning
      But didn’t he abort because he already had diarrhea? 🤣

    • @musthabe_
      @musthabe_ 3 года назад +40

      @Tyler Fox If I remember correctly, he spent the whole first half of the day going to the wrong places and wasting time and having to wait too long for transportation so it all demoralized him. Plus he was in Ukraine so it was already demoralizing.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 3 года назад +241

    It took me literally the whole video to realize Bald is "the man" in the title

  • @MrFrostedtips
    @MrFrostedtips 3 года назад +447

    "Is there a lot of corona virus in England?" Translation: Are you here to kill us diarrhea man?

    • @naj_z
      @naj_z 3 года назад +37

      Yeah, I don’t think that Bald got that question 😂

    • @Deadguysmile
      @Deadguysmile 3 года назад +24

      Bald : yea mate fucking heaps

    • @evesyiem6160
      @evesyiem6160 3 года назад +1

      😄😄

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 3 года назад +3

      Also bald I may be from England but I've never actually been.

    • @AeroSatan
      @AeroSatan 3 года назад +6

      A lot! I think that's why I'm having diarrhea 🤣

  • @hexualdeviant
    @hexualdeviant 3 года назад +347

    "I've got to push through" - probably not the best choice of words.

    • @MarkPMus
      @MarkPMus 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ColchesterCO3
      @ColchesterCO3 3 года назад +1

      No pushing required.

    • @joetowsey2898
      @joetowsey2898 3 года назад

      hes said it before he's ex recruitment lol

  • @kylesavage4525
    @kylesavage4525 3 года назад +193

    Taking a dump in the desert of the Silk Road is nothing undignified. On the contrary u may have done so in the same place Genghis Khan did some centuries ago.

  • @tedpiano
    @tedpiano 3 года назад +556

    Coincidentally, "The Silk Road" is a good description of Bald's digestive condition right about now.

    • @mehrasat9057
      @mehrasat9057 3 года назад +5

      Shit Road u mean

    • @dvsswetan
      @dvsswetan 3 года назад +19

      No flowing smooth as silk

    • @maureenalder8905
      @maureenalder8905 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @MrRay168
      @MrRay168 3 года назад +6

      A hot snake on the silk road

  • @felipedasilva8722
    @felipedasilva8722 3 года назад +172

    _Video title should be:_ *"Fertilizing Uzbekistan"*

  • @leetheDorsetSpur
    @leetheDorsetSpur 3 года назад +105

    I just love how friendly all the people are wherever you go. There is so much that brings us together it’s a shame we don’t always see it

  • @seikilos1948
    @seikilos1948 3 года назад +654

    His videos are lowkey better then some action movies, i swear

    • @lowkeylowkey1000
      @lowkeylowkey1000 3 года назад +12

      Do I really need credit for his work? ;D

    • @Nico-zw9ud
      @Nico-zw9ud 3 года назад +10

      Not lowkey, highkey

    • @FREdmaN1o7
      @FREdmaN1o7 3 года назад +1

      Highkey

    • @danielnaveenraj16491
      @danielnaveenraj16491 3 года назад +1

      @@lowkeylowkey1000 😂😂

    • @rickszabo4312
      @rickszabo4312 3 года назад +1

      @Tyler Fox Well I' am about to give away the plot for the next action movie. America good the rest of the planet evil.

  • @gregorylewis8471
    @gregorylewis8471 3 года назад +117

    Nothing else in the world is as urgent as that troubling feeling in your colon. Hats off to you for traveling that far with food poisoning and still being able to make a video for us! Your a real trouper Bald!

  • @ashirwadsrivastava8685
    @ashirwadsrivastava8685 3 года назад +1099

    "worst case of diarrhea a human being outside of indian subcontinent has ever suffered from" 😂😂😂

  • @bassembboustany
    @bassembboustany 3 года назад +508

    Imagine being a random Uzbek commuting through the middle of literally nowhere and then suddenly spotting a bald Englishman wearing blue drip glasses squatting behind a shrub for a shit.

    • @TheRealToadfishRebecchi
      @TheRealToadfishRebecchi 3 года назад +4

      "...здравствуйте."

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 3 года назад +15

      Uzbeks are not Brits, they dont fool around in the deepest desert by foot for no reason

    • @SanSiim
      @SanSiim 3 года назад +4

      Bald went from squatting in the bushes, hiding from the Ukrainian army, to squatting in the bushes, hiding from Uzbek nomads.

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 3 года назад

      Sound exactly like a clip you'd see in a, Meanwhile in Russia vid...
      So not that crazy.

  • @PaulNurse1
    @PaulNurse1 3 года назад +316

    I never imagined Uzbekistan to be so beautiful. The people seem so warm. You've opened my mind up to so many places. Your travel vlogs are so much more interesting than anything you'd find on a mainstream TV channel.

    • @olliegti6
      @olliegti6 3 года назад

      Same here!

    • @MultiIMU
      @MultiIMU 3 года назад +25

      @@n.b.380 Seems like you are the one, who hasn't fully arrived in the 21th century yet, as you are still carrying great-russian imperial chauvinist feelings.

    • @leese2087
      @leese2087 3 года назад +15

      @@Boerkie1990 the Irony is it seems to be happening to Western Europe too.

    • @mravecsk1
      @mravecsk1 3 года назад +3

      @@n.b.380 But at the same time soviets brought v lot of bad, displaced people, disappeared people... Than you find whole areas of replaced people in the middle of anoher country. We were under soviet infuence as well and a lot of bloody things happened until colapsed of eastern block.

    • @hanszimmer9224
      @hanszimmer9224 3 года назад +5

      @@n.b.380 maybe the middle ages are overall better for a civilization than the american/western modern ideology of decadence and "progressivism".

  • @undisputedchamp2675
    @undisputedchamp2675 3 года назад +10

    Only recently started watching this guy ,but at the moment every video and adventure gets better every time

  • @janellek21
    @janellek21 3 года назад +113

    Khiva was an arid desert until Bald brought the muddy brown river with him

  • @villelepoaho4105
    @villelepoaho4105 3 года назад +502

    Lived my whole live in Finland. Thanks to you, I can see all these places that I would never even think about visiting. I've never heard anyone saying:
    "I really wanna go visit Uzbekistan".

    • @mrgold2343
      @mrgold2343 3 года назад +36

      151 / 5000
      Результаты перевода
      Of course, you should visit my homeland Uzbekistan. I advise you to visit Samarkand, Bukhara, Khiva and, of course, the Valley.

    • @matteoj226
      @matteoj226 3 года назад +32

      Now I've seen Bald's video, I want to go.

  • @tre.7817
    @tre.7817 3 года назад +11

    the old city is beautiful! and so clean
    would love to visit there one day - safe travels..

  • @Bajc100
    @Bajc100 3 года назад +85

    Me, a Serbian, medicine student in Moscow, while eating breakfast watching bald taking dump in dessert and thinking:"What a time to be alive".)) поздрав:)

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 года назад +5

      Dear fellow scholars...

    • @Sergiovsousa
      @Sergiovsousa 3 года назад +13

      Well, if you´re a medicine student you better be prepared for that kind of shit :p

  • @JerryTheLucky
    @JerryTheLucky 3 года назад +175

    Me: Eating my supper and watching Daily Bald, expecting Soviet mosaic.
    Bald: Takes his pants off in the middle of The Silk Road and enjoys his diarrhea.

    • @Cyapow
      @Cyapow 3 года назад

      I was eating wheatabix just now. Which have a similar consistency as diarrhea once mushy lol

    • @themuhammad1
      @themuhammad1 3 года назад

      I do the same you do

    • @rashakawa
      @rashakawa 3 года назад

      I to WAS eating... So I feel your discomfort

  • @cosmicgoatslap
    @cosmicgoatslap 3 года назад +821

    Wow he just walked in there with confidence and straight up asked for Diarrhea medication. Bald is powerful

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 3 года назад +295

      I would hope any functioning adult would be able to

  • @cherylfarmer6086
    @cherylfarmer6086 3 года назад +84

    The fact you continued to persevere despite your stomach ailment showed great intestinal fortitude ;)

  • @myouounoanjii
    @myouounoanjii 3 года назад +883

    "This is so bloody humiliating"
    *Keeps on filming while pulling down pants and squatting down*

  • @sheppo
    @sheppo 3 года назад +88

    I love how the pharmacy lady knew immediately you’re from England!

  • @michaelzhuhovitsky3889
    @michaelzhuhovitsky3889 3 года назад +210

    Bald on the Previous episode : Plov is my favorite dish of Uzbekistan
    Bald now: BLOODY PLOV!

  • @BrawlingStyle_V2
    @BrawlingStyle_V2 3 года назад +206

    still waiting for the day this man travels to north korea and talks his way out of a labour camp, We all know he could do it.

    • @k1ngchr1s56
      @k1ngchr1s56 3 года назад +1

      @UCAX2X5wCq5eOLA0scS4zrGA well well well if it isn't the evil doppelganger we were warned about 👀

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 3 года назад +12

      "Ohh look.. some North Korean handcuffs"

    • @nickk9896
      @nickk9896 3 года назад +9

      "Wow a real life communist torture room!"

    • @jolovesminnis
      @jolovesminnis 3 года назад

      No😱😱

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 3 года назад +6

      "See this, Mr Harold would be paying lots to stay in some swanky hotel..."
      "Where I get to stay in this cell for *FREE!* , a true adventurer."

  • @zieuw
    @zieuw 3 года назад +3

    Greetings from Uzbekistan 👋, great episode

  • @marcrisa6352
    @marcrisa6352 3 года назад +142

    I have learned so much history i never knew from Bald's channel, he'd make such an amazing history teacher.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 года назад +2

      I came looking for this comment. That bit of history at the end really brings the place to life!

    • @marcrisa6352
      @marcrisa6352 3 года назад

      @@blahblahblahblah2837 It really really does!

    • @davidevans9639
      @davidevans9639 3 года назад +6

      I imagine there are thousands of history teachers that would kill for his life!

  • @jere96917
    @jere96917 3 года назад +440

    Bald : I'm gonna take a break after Ukraine and rest.
    Also bald : you should avoid this guy in Uzbekistans desert.

    • @god-fearingenglishman5254
      @god-fearingenglishman5254 3 года назад +13

      I was also pleasantly surprised when I recieved a notification from the Daily Bald channel. Like yourself, I had positioned my expectations to wait for at least two to three weeks.

    • @Szorosbofogo
      @Szorosbofogo 3 года назад +5

      Cheers, until I red your comment I tought the title must be wrong......but now everything is clear,Benjamin is that man :D

    • @archimedes2261
      @archimedes2261 3 года назад +1

      He only needed a road trip break 😁

    • @god-fearingenglishman5254
      @god-fearingenglishman5254 3 года назад

      @@archimedes2261 as do we all, but not to the Gulag, Uncle Joe! Haha.

    • @god-fearingenglishman5254
      @god-fearingenglishman5254 3 года назад

      @Daily Bald ABBA, SOS.

  • @elmobel4407
    @elmobel4407 3 года назад +23

    i feel you man i had diarhea when i was cycling through bosnia, one hell of a trip

  • @saritatambayong4002
    @saritatambayong4002 3 года назад +103

    That hotel room is the nicest I've seen on all his vids

    • @bnp4292
      @bnp4292 3 года назад +6

      And VERY CHEAP!

    • @allisafu
      @allisafu 3 года назад +16

      Actually the town was really nice

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 3 года назад +5

      I refuse to ruin the 69 likes

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 3 года назад

      @@AlreadyTakenTag thank god somebody decided to. Now let's get this up to 666 then you can not ruin it again 😁

  • @surfinburd7385
    @surfinburd7385 3 года назад +394

    Imagine Ghengis Khan was burried there in the desert, and you took a dump at the exact spot.

  • @josephdalimonte5106
    @josephdalimonte5106 3 года назад +5

    That bit with the people going up to the bus was... interesting. I really like when there are fun interactions between bald and the people of the provinces. But this one really warmed my heart for some reason.

  • @dadbodforlife
    @dadbodforlife 3 года назад +278

    Leave it to Benjamin to change the name of the Silk Road to the “Skid road”.

    • @andreselektro
      @andreselektro 3 года назад +8

      Squirt road

    • @ushillbillies
      @ushillbillies 3 года назад +3

      LOL

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 года назад +1

      @@andreselektro s,I'd in old english for shit

    • @GM4ThePeople
      @GM4ThePeople 3 года назад +2

      "Silk Road" is an anagram for "skidoral".

    • @briangarrow448
      @briangarrow448 3 года назад +2

      Little known fact- a skid road is the term used by loggers to describe the roads made with logs or planks to help move trees after harvesting from the forest areas to sawmills. The logs were drug by oxen or horse teams or skidded to the mills.
      It also is the slang term for the red light or adult beverage establishment areas of a town or city. Originally used in logging towns on the west coast of the United States.

  • @iandavis3422
    @iandavis3422 3 года назад +133

    Not many of us would have gone further than 20 feet of the safety of a toilet so major kudos to him!

  • @smoll.miniatures
    @smoll.miniatures 3 года назад +118

    My mums sceptical about RUclips and I’m trying to convert her from tv... saw balds vid and thought it would be an interesting pg introduction... 5 seconds in...... I have the worst shits I’ve ever had 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @shoxkostation4881
    @shoxkostation4881 3 года назад +13

    Wow Finally! I’ve been waiting so long to see you in this Beautiful country! Welcome to Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 🤍

  • @kirkz9317
    @kirkz9317 3 года назад +14

    What dedication to your viewers! Travelling across Uzbekistan with diarrhea. Thank you for your service.

  • @tonebonetones
    @tonebonetones 3 года назад +13

    Whenever I think I'm having a bad day, Bald cheers me up with his predicament lol. Not to mention his just getting on and dealing with it whilst entertaining at the same time!

  • @victoriashagun3169
    @victoriashagun3169 3 года назад +160

    Не перестаю удивляться энергии Бена. Всегда в позитиве, весёлый. Никаких преград, все преодолевает с улыбкой. Молодец.

    • @kd5inm
      @kd5inm 3 года назад +5

      What?? Can I get a translation?

    • @maxgusak4660
      @maxgusak4660 3 года назад +27

      @@kd5inm she wrote: don't stop of getting surprised of Ben's energy. Always positive, funny. Overcomes all obstacles with a smile. Good guy.

    • @LazyPictures
      @LazyPictures 3 года назад +29

      @@kd5inm you banned in google translate bro?

    • @victoriashagun3169
      @victoriashagun3169 3 года назад +8

      @@maxgusak4660 I appreciate your support. You are good guy too). Thanks 😊

    • @oldtechnobodycaresabout
      @oldtechnobodycaresabout 3 года назад +6

      Хотя я использую программу для перевода, я все равно могу присоединиться! Надеюсь, лысому скоро станет лучше.

  • @Proxinem
    @Proxinem 3 года назад +18

    The location of that hotel is beautiful. It seems so peaceful, and aesthetically looks like something straight out of Aladdin.

  • @Kormyga
    @Kormyga 3 года назад +57

    Me: unpacking my lunch, ready to watch some entertaining video
    Bald: it's time take a shit in the middle of this desert

  • @TheKnobCalledTone.
    @TheKnobCalledTone. 3 года назад +72

    "I've had to get out the car because we've come to fill up with methane, in Uzbekistan they have a lot of gas..."
    There's a joke in there somewhere.

  • @astyanax905
    @astyanax905 3 года назад +277

    wtf that $15 bathroom is better than most $100+ bathrooms i've seen
    edit; man that place is more beautiful than i'd ever expect

    • @NecroxProduction
      @NecroxProduction 3 года назад +26

      pretty sure it was the whole room, not just the bathroom

    • @ajricherson1099
      @ajricherson1099 3 года назад +3

      LMAO bathroom sold separately?

    • @wsrati1588
      @wsrati1588 3 года назад +26

      it became 10$ after Bald was there

    • @theMark5445
      @theMark5445 3 года назад +1

      Uzbekistan is super affordable, and you get some super good currency exchangning rates as soon as you leave the airport.

    • @kms50549
      @kms50549 3 года назад +1

      I usually paid $8 a night in Uzbek but the standards were much lower. Should have splashed out on the $15 rooms. Think I spent $12 a night for a couple nights in a single room in just outside the old city.

  • @MekoUnknown
    @MekoUnknown 3 года назад +11

    I never even considered UZbekistan as a potential travel destination, but I'm seeing nothing but beauty in these vids.

  • @gooxford03
    @gooxford03 3 года назад +9

    My wife was born and raised in Uzbekistan. We are watching your videos together and this one made us laugh a lot. You mentioned that you think it was the plov that made you ill. My wife suggests drinking green tea with it (that is what is apparently traditionally consumed with plov). Drinking water or soda while eating plov is not recommended. Anyway, we hope you feel better soon and are looking forward to more exploring in Uzbekistan.

  • @williehannon9306
    @williehannon9306 3 года назад +12

    Ben, nobody absolutely nobody does this better than you. Thank You

  • @sharpshooter4063
    @sharpshooter4063 3 года назад +3

    Love the humour on this channel

  • @plasticman2k
    @plasticman2k 3 года назад +22

    You’ve made Uzbek a definite bucket list for myself

  • @GoodGuyCameronTWO
    @GoodGuyCameronTWO 3 года назад +18

    More videos from Uzbekistan, please. It is such a beautiful country.

  • @chompachangas
    @chompachangas 3 года назад +28

    As a sufferer of colitis, I felt this. I got to plan my whole day around my poop schedule.

  • @TasteNSmile
    @TasteNSmile 3 года назад +2149

    Diarrhoea tablet companies are smart. They knew Bald will have diarrhoea, so they sponsored the episode already. Genius😂

    • @Fiiraxiis
      @Fiiraxiis 3 года назад +55

      I think you didn't get the sarcasm there :x

    • @jiji0123
      @jiji0123 3 года назад +129

      @@Fiiraxiis I think maybe you didn't get it.

    • @freshjuice9801
      @freshjuice9801 3 года назад +25

      @@Fiiraxiis It seems like it was you, who missed the sweet spot here.

    • @spiceptergames5118
      @spiceptergames5118 3 года назад +7

      @@half-liferforever354 both are correct smh

    • @Kitulous
      @Kitulous 3 года назад +1

      @@spiceptergames5118 it was a joke that American spelling is better smh
      anyways let's call it diarrea, h is irrelevant

  • @JeremyFisher
    @JeremyFisher 3 года назад +231

    I'm well respected in school now that I'm a Daily balder.

    • @mattstroker
      @mattstroker 3 года назад +1

      But only in the UK.

    • @bbcmotd
      @bbcmotd 3 года назад +21

      @@mattstroker definitely not in Tonvi

    • @1995texasaggie
      @1995texasaggie 3 года назад +6

      Daily bladder? ;-)

    • @Godwinsname
      @Godwinsname 3 года назад

      .. you hadn't actually watched yet, had you? ;p

  • @jorgemtds
    @jorgemtds 3 года назад +26

    That is a BEAUTIFUL old city. I love old forts and castles.

  • @Brohampshire
    @Brohampshire 3 года назад +62

    Brings me back to my days in Turkey when I had no control over my bowels. Riding on the night bus was the scariest thing I’ve experienced . Luckily a well timed pit stop saved me. I feel bad for the workers there. At least the stalls were tiled so they just had to spray it down.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 года назад +9

      I know I shouldn't find all these diarrhoea jokes so funny but this has me in stitches hahaha

  • @nommag2383
    @nommag2383 3 года назад +36

    "when a man walks off into the desert with a shovel, you don't ask him where he's going" ......Ice Cold In Alex

  • @trentdawg2832
    @trentdawg2832 3 года назад +3

    One of the best bald episodes yet, I can't help but to smile the whole time I watch your videos, no shame in this man's game......he walks in a store full of beautiful women asking for the strongest diarrhea antidote possible with a straight face........my man!!!!

  • @jgilruth369
    @jgilruth369 3 года назад +103

    As a traveler with Crohn's disease.....I feel you man.

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 3 года назад +1

      Oh, man.
      It is true

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 3 года назад +2

      Do you know Crohn is an old German word for Corona?! Do you see CRON are matching?

    • @trailerparksupervisor7046
      @trailerparksupervisor7046 3 года назад +5

      You feel men??

    • @z1d3
      @z1d3 3 года назад +8

      @@voornaam3191 no it isnt. Thats Krone
      Also crown in english

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 3 года назад

      @@z1d3 yep.

  • @Sean_F.
    @Sean_F. 3 года назад +8

    @Bald. Another reason why I love you and Harold so much...not only do you show us extraordinary places that will never get to set foot on You explain where you are in the history of the place they're in like slave for example Slavic I never knew that I never knew that...
    Thank you Mr Bald, Thank you.... Your American friend for life ...Farva....

    • @michaelc7155
      @michaelc7155 3 года назад +3

      Mr Bald made a terrible mistake in his research about origin of word Slavic. Check the basic sources on web yourself to discover this and more:
      the etymoloy: The Slavic autonym *Slověninъ is usually considered a derivation from slovo "word", originally denoting "people who speak (the same language)", i. e. people who understand each other.
      The word slovo ("word") and the related slava ("glory, fame, praise") and slukh ("hearing") originate from the Proto-Indo-European root *ḱlew- ("be spoken of, glory"), cognate with Ancient Greek κλέος (kléos "fame").
      Anyway, best regards to Comrade Bald :D

    • @alexbibikov939
      @alexbibikov939 3 года назад

      @@michaelc7155 He did mistake not about origin of word "Slavic", but about origin of word "slave".
      I doubt that medieval uzbeks used english word "slave" OR used word "slavic" to name eastern europeans.
      It's like 'discovering' that germs was named germs because of ancient germanic tribes didn't took shower very often and was covered with bacterias ( germs ) LOL

  • @mr16325
    @mr16325 3 года назад +72

    This was the nicest town and the nicest hotel I’ve seen bald go to

  • @archibaldhaddock3970
    @archibaldhaddock3970 3 года назад +147

    Gives new meaning to the word “drip”...

    • @olliegti6
      @olliegti6 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @linusfotograf
      @linusfotograf 3 года назад

      Makes me think of Pearl Jam's Even Flow

    • @EnglishAmigo
      @EnglishAmigo 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahaha definitely makes my a splash with all that drip 💧💦🌊

    • @superdomiq
      @superdomiq 3 года назад +1

      @@EnglishAmigo lmao

  • @aniruz3456
    @aniruz3456 3 года назад +14

    No words, Uzbekistan is so beautiful and peeps so friendly 😊

  • @L.A.97.
    @L.A.97. 3 года назад +3

    4:15. Holy! Is that your dump behind you there in the background? What a unit.

  • @KeithElliott
    @KeithElliott 3 года назад +40

    I just ate a big plate of room temperature chicken. In a few hours, when the dysentery kicks in, I'm going to watch this video again so, I can pretend I'm right there with ya! :-)

  • @Jordan-kw5vk
    @Jordan-kw5vk 3 года назад +37

    As someone who suffers from IBS... this is the one video I felt in my soul.

    • @siriuslylostwerewolf
      @siriuslylostwerewolf 3 года назад +2

      Same, man.

    • @beyondbirthday58
      @beyondbirthday58 3 года назад +1

      nobody can understand the suffering : (

    • @MrInterestingWorld
      @MrInterestingWorld 3 года назад +1

      IBD here, I was starting to stress out when I saw him driving the flat areas we no bush or anything to get behind

  • @skiNclimb94
    @skiNclimb94 3 года назад +26

    I always knew you would tear up the Silk Road with your “drip”. I just didn’t know it would be so literal...

  • @kathleenh1998
    @kathleenh1998 3 года назад +6

    What a beautiful place with such lovely people! Feel better and thank you so much for not taking us full on into your bathroom adventures!😃

  • @pascalsspottingvideos6728
    @pascalsspottingvideos6728 3 года назад +80

    when I was there, they we're shooting a movie. All the actors we're dressed like 500 years ago. I did not see the filming crew, so I thought I went through a time machine :)

    • @ansonhansley4578
      @ansonhansley4578 3 года назад +7

      Just to correct you for future comments. They ‘were’ and actors ‘were’. We’re is a combination of the two words we and are. Have a good day! :)

    • @johnlannikk2701
      @johnlannikk2701 3 года назад +1

      @@ansonhansley4578 Just to correct you for future comments. Please do not

    • @Ivarr6
      @Ivarr6 3 года назад

      @@ansonhansley4578 You sure are the friendliest grammar nazi I've seen today Anson, keep it going

    • @ansonhansley4578
      @ansonhansley4578 3 года назад

      @@johnlannikk2701 hey I’m just the friendly neighborhood grammar nazi 😊

    • @Ivarr6
      @Ivarr6 3 года назад

      @@ansonhansley4578 Dickhead

  • @Plexiate
    @Plexiate 3 года назад +869

    Somehow I was unsubscribed without ever having done it myself. Glad I got this in my recommended again so I could notice that. Thought you had fallen off the earth for a bit.

    • @baldbullethead
      @baldbullethead 3 года назад +87

      If I hadn't been reading the comments I would have never notice I too had come unsubscribed !

    • @badgerpa9
      @badgerpa9 3 года назад +57

      youtube does that every so often they unsubscribe people from some creators. I think some of the employees do it when they decide they do not like the creator.

    • @JuliusxDHD
      @JuliusxDHD 3 года назад +15

      Happened for me too 🥵

    • @ShockedT
      @ShockedT 3 года назад +21

      Hey I just read your comment and checked myself- me too! wth is wrong with ytube

    • @x1zy
      @x1zy 3 года назад +222

      you all tripping! this is one of his channel. the main on is bald and bankrupt. mystery solved.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 3 года назад +11

    This place is absolutely stunning. Would love to visit after the pandemic!

  • @someonesgoat
    @someonesgoat 3 года назад +42

    The car ride after he took a shit on the sand dunes was dead silent, the driver probably knew 😂

  • @deyankrustev5721
    @deyankrustev5721 3 года назад +47

    It took me 8 minutes to realize that I won't see ''a dangerous scamming in the desert'' but my man was referring to his shitting self :D :D :D

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 3 года назад +27

    Having suffered 8 days of food poisoning after Thailand, I must say Bald is looking far happier than I was. Let's just say it's an emergency situation when it's coming out both ends at once.

  • @kahoki
    @kahoki 3 года назад +40

    Immodium definitely puts the Ever Given across the river of fundament. 💚

    • @wellardme
      @wellardme 3 года назад

      Genius 😆

    • @SteveSideris..2k02
      @SteveSideris..2k02 3 года назад

      i didn't expect that bald has immodium as official sponsor of his channel.😅😅😅😅

  • @mooseot
    @mooseot 3 года назад +32

    I had this experience in Egypt once where I just had to freeze in the middle of a Cairo street market because if I took a step, I would fully shit my pants.

  • @giacomocasanova2418
    @giacomocasanova2418 3 года назад +9

    Damn that clip with the group of extemely friendly people at the bus stop is absolutely amazing 🔥

  • @Mrgunsngear
    @Mrgunsngear 3 года назад +345

    Got to do what you got to do

    • @petepeter1857
      @petepeter1857 3 года назад +3

      u mean 'doo' 😆

    • @MontrealPyrotechnics
      @MontrealPyrotechnics 3 года назад +6

      Hey man im a big fan of the channel 👍🔫

    • @platoplombo15
      @platoplombo15 3 года назад +5

      First Hanna Straight, now Bald and Bankrupt...keep running into my fave gun reviewer on my other favorite channels.

    • @cpsinc6052
      @cpsinc6052 3 года назад +3

      Still beats shitting your pants.

    • @afwaller
      @afwaller 3 года назад +4

      RUclips is a small place

  • @daniellee6912
    @daniellee6912 3 года назад +2

    can we appreciate the effort this guy puts into these videos even when sick? Last time I got food poisoning I just wanted to lie down and cease existing.

  • @spacexshotdot6040
    @spacexshotdot6040 3 года назад +7

    Bald ... I want to thank you for the amazing adventures you take and share with us , you have inspired me to take a turn I would never have taken by myself , thank you dude you are man or honor

  • @JohannesN91
    @JohannesN91 3 года назад +4

    haha had same 0:22 in Bukhara. Its kinda wtf because didn't have any problems with stomach in Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan or in Siberia. Lovely Uzbek people and wonderful Bukhara! I had similar hostel in Bukhara what you had in Khiva! Katta rahmat!! Super Ozbekiston

  • @jet-z2r
    @jet-z2r 3 года назад +1

    Mr. Bald, your back again, love your shows mate. Cheers from Queensland, Australia.

  • @d26-i4b
    @d26-i4b 3 года назад +28

    He’s back!!

    • @Framedropx
      @Framedropx 3 года назад +3

      THE BEST VLOGGER ON THE WEB!!

    • @CapybaraConnoisseur89
      @CapybaraConnoisseur89 3 года назад +1

      Was waiting for any upload, love bald videos !

    • @d26-i4b
      @d26-i4b 3 года назад

      @@Framedropx it’s amazing how fast his channels have grown! Without a doubt the best Channel on youtube

    • @sammaynard2021
      @sammaynard2021 3 года назад

      It wasn’t his back it was his arse !

  • @ibnn7089
    @ibnn7089 3 года назад +369

    Ahhhh nothing better than a dose of bald to end the evening...

    • @xpto41
      @xpto41 3 года назад +3

      @J T good night from Portugal

    • @martimferreira7203
      @martimferreira7203 3 года назад +2

      @@xpto41 EDÉR

    • @ExcessCongruence
      @ExcessCongruence 3 года назад +5

      that's what that toilet probably said, too..

    • @xpto41
      @xpto41 3 года назад

      @@martimferreira7203 e foi o eder que os fodeu

    • @martimferreira7203
      @martimferreira7203 3 года назад

      @@ExcessCongruence Hahahhaha great joke

  • @rachelstewart4586
    @rachelstewart4586 3 года назад +16

    Not 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing. And once again, loving the Russian - it's reigniting my (albeit severely limited) Russian language memory and I like it when I can understand the odd phrase or word in these vids. All I ever do when I travel is walk around randomly for hours and hours by myself usually, and I'd love to get the hang of actually interacting with actual human people like he does. I mostly just make friends with cats hahaha. (I wish my own videos were even half as entertaining as his usually are, lol.)

  • @K2ELP
    @K2ELP 3 года назад +4

    3:50 cracked me up
    But man diarrhea sucks, I hope it didnt hinder you from enjoying your trip too much!

  • @kenttheboomer721
    @kenttheboomer721 3 года назад +24

    2:55 "He's the nicest Russian gangster I've ever met..." And on the other hand, even a B and B diarrhea video is more interesting than most YT'ers.

  • @Pemmont107
    @Pemmont107 3 года назад +45

    9:15 Crazy how infamous the Altantic slave trade is (and rightly so). Yet hardly anyone talks about the Arab slave trade, which was just as bad, and lasted far longer.

  • @jamesohara4295
    @jamesohara4295 3 года назад +50

    1 Liter of water, 1 handful of sugar and 1 thumb and two finger pinch of salt, a ready made Electrolyte.

    • @jamesohara4295
      @jamesohara4295 3 года назад +6

      @@adambell2891 Its a rule of thumb, I got the recipe from nurses working in the Congo trying to save the natives from spending money on the packet stuff some good few years ago, but 6 tea spoonful's sounds about right :)

    • @jamesohara4295
      @jamesohara4295 3 года назад +4

      @Daily Bald Hey Google, Execute Order 66

    • @sanchesseli
      @sanchesseli 3 года назад +4

      Soviet receipt: 1 L water + 1 table spoon salt + 1 table spoon of baking soda + 3-5 spoons of sugar.
      It still works perfect in Russia.

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 3 года назад +2

      Why not grams and liters?! I do not want thumbs and feet and spoons. Scientific units were introduced to schools for very good reasons. More than a century ago! Wake up, ye slow oaldfashioned weirdo's!

    • @tcschenks
      @tcschenks 3 года назад +1

      @@voornaam3191 To heck with your metrics.

  • @Anits1989
    @Anits1989 3 года назад +11

    Benjamin pooping is the quality content we have been waiting for 👍

  • @Yeroen
    @Yeroen 3 года назад +47

    This is the first episode I watched while eating; I made the wrong decision.

  • @lxdgr3t
    @lxdgr3t 3 года назад +10

    I was once in Hiva when I was a child.
    I remember it as a magical and like nothing else I've seen before (or after).
    I lived in GAZOCHAK. A small town that was there to help build gas pipe to Russia.

    • @bellami86
      @bellami86 3 года назад +3

      I was there as a child too. Have a picture of myself on a camel from that times. I wonder why Bald still haven't met any😂

  • @highcommander2007
    @highcommander2007 3 года назад +4

    Hey @Daily Bald - we love the content. I do miss a few things that seem to have slid out of your videos. 1) show us more bartering at markets (buy those socks next time!) 2) I would like to see more local food encounters (sorry i know you were sick this episode). 3) It doesn't always have to be impressive ancient cities, show us the "modern" locals; idk invite a family to a traditional lunch or something. Keep these coming, they are among my most favorite of youtube videos.

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 3 года назад +1

    I learn sooo much from you. Slaves: Slavs. You're not only a man of culture, you're a man of all cultures. Can't wait to see where this channel is going... Japan? China? The whole world?? I'm so excited!

  • @daveryandirect
    @daveryandirect 3 года назад +70

    As a Brit, I’m sad to admit that with all the beautiful sights of Uzbekistan & it’s glorious history, it’s the toilet gags that had me crying with laughter! Must be in our DNA? 😂😂

    • @jacoblevy3791
      @jacoblevy3791 3 года назад +1

      @Daily Bald bro get out of here with yo fake ass account

    • @deltanovember1672
      @deltanovember1672 3 года назад +5

      British Toilet Humour: The Basis For An Entire Civilisation.
      Baron von Richthoven

    • @dreylondon6276
      @dreylondon6276 3 года назад +3

      Bald is Jewish* not English 🤷‍♂️

    • @jacoblevy3791
      @jacoblevy3791 3 года назад +6

      @@dreylondon6276 his maternal grandfather is a Jew. He’s only a quarter jewish

    • @deltanovember1672
      @deltanovember1672 3 года назад +5

      @@dreylondon6276 You’re only a Jew if your mothers a Jew. Or if you convert.
      Bald’s English and has a UK passport.

  • @gg_Zay
    @gg_Zay 3 года назад +4

    Man just wanted to say that i love your videos id ive been watching through your adventures and basically living vicariously through you. keep up the great work! Much love from california!

  • @Raggo12345
    @Raggo12345 3 года назад +1

    Fantastic travels! Thank you so much for sharing your adventures with us all. Stay safe and happy always!

  • @tracy9397
    @tracy9397 3 года назад +5

    Outside of your “issues” that place is amazing! It looks so old yet so well preserved.