I’ll never forget the moment Strahd pinned me underneath a fountain as we fought over the sun sword, the bard still sings that story to every tavern we begrudgingly stop at.
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Imryth (probably messed up her name) can turn into a giant woman. I'd say smash. I like women that could physically kill me and can also plot and scheme to do it efficiently.
@@spencereades Chromatic dragons usually don't have the innate ability to polymorph into humanoids, but I guess its not impossible, given just how magically talented older dragons usually are
Jarlaxle and Strahd are the only ones where it's canon they're fucking pimps. Bonus points to Jarlaxle for not having to charm the two women he sleeps with in Dragonheist though. Therefore, Jarlaxle is the sexiest villain
Untrue, Tiamat is also said to have a harem of male dragons in her lair. One from each type of cromatic dragon, so arround nine. So she's probably number one...
So I loved Jarlaxle ever since DH I found out so much dumb stuff about the guy. Fun fact he actually still has 2 eyes he wears the eyepatch because of magical properties and he sometimes uses this to pull the "good twin/bad twin" trick where hell wear the eye patch on the other side to mess with people
@@kidsonshred4805 I mean yeah. People wear cloaks in hot weather too because it's magic lol. The magic benefits justify it fine for me. And the evil twin thing is hilarious to me.
Watching again after seeing this from JoCat's stream. The D&D bois' comprehensive discussion and debate on each villain felt like a special edition DVD commentary to this already masterpiece of a video.
16:28 That fair drow matron was originally the artwork for the Envoy of Lolth from Expedition to the Demonweb Pits, an adventure from the 3.5 days. This is her description in the book: "The lustrous black skin of this 10-foot-tall drow female glows with dark energy, and her long, white hair merges into a gown of fine white spider silk. In one hand, she holds a long weapon that resembles a spider leg. The other hand gestures without pause, pulling at the air as if stretching it, then pulling again at nothing." She's a sorceress that's all about enchantment spells. I'm sorry, but I had to geek out there for a sec as I recognized her immediately.
I know I'm late, but by description (not illustration, unfortunately), but Yeenoghu wears an armor that is a horrible amalgamation of shields and armors of slain enemies.
Tiamat: “Come experience my glory mortal!” Me: Reads through Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons. “Yeah, you just turn to your Tahkisis avatar and we’re good.” Tiamat: “...how about I make you a Dragon for a week?” Me: “Fair enough.” Real though, hug or pass would be a great game to play with D&D characters. ZARIEL, hug or pass?
Oh my gosh I would take that offer in a heartbeat, can you imagine That would be a story and an experience for a lifetime After all, how often are you going to be able to be a dragon? And then smash a dragon god while being one? Absolutely no negatives to this deal.
Tiamat is able to take human form, usually appearing as a dark-haired human sorceress. Also of note is that Gygax intended for Tiamat to be active on multiple worlds, though she may be known by different names and have different abilities on each. Thus Takhisis from the world of Krynn (Dragonlance) is an aspect of Tiamat and takes a similar human form there as well, and there is artwork of this form on the cover of Dragonlance Chronicles Volume 4: Dragons Of Spring Dawning Part 2. She often takes human form when interacting with mortals, so you probably wouldn't be smashing her 5-headed dragon form.
I think MORE of you guys for doing this. Only change: smash Tiamat and iymrith. Iymrith can canonically change shape, and Tiamat, as a goddess, has abilities beyond her stat block.
I would probably smash most of this list, but only if i were a level 20 Totem Warrior Barbarian with 24 in Constitution and a Wand of Healing. This way there would be no dungeon i wouldn't be able to explore and no sword i wouldn't be able to tank. That's enought of internet for me today, wtf.
Please do the monster manual I'd love to see it. Also another idea, rank all of your player characters that you've made before from worst to best with some explanation!
Jacob you should check out some of the other official D&D artwork for Zuggtmoy, specifically one I can think of where Juiblex is in the distant background and it's a side image of her. Zuggtmoy is 100% smashable!
Counterpoint for Asserak: Like a 30th level wizard, evards black tentacles, true polymorph, ivulnerabilty to cope with the possibilities of true polymorph, hold person, ~stoneskin. You name it.
Not only is Jarlaxle the smashiest, one of his common disguises is literally based off Sean Connery's character from Zardoz complete with the outfit. One of his submarines is also named the Faerun equivalent of "The Red October" - "The Scarlet Marpenoth"
I'm getting ready to DM Water Deep Dragon Heist in the next couple months, and I love Jacob's idea of having Xanathar be an Italian Mob Boss. I'm definitely doing that for his voice.
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I dunno if he counts as a villain (he's morally grey at least) but my undead warlock player for Curse of Strahd picked out Jander Sunstar as their character's patron for two reasons 1) he's hot 2) he hates Strahd.
@@MJ-zl3vo Ill provide a short list, this isnt a complete list and im going by memory so i may be forgetting some stuff. Borca - Ivana Boritsi - Alchemist, Manipulator and Plotter; is a more Social Intrigue type villain who has various poisons at her disposable. Phisical description (and main downside/turnoff) - Shes permntly a Teen due to the Mists and Toxins affecting her body, so shes looks like a "youngish" teen with pale scale and dark-red flared veins, with her blood being toxic (and problaby her skin aswell if were being honest). Silver Linning.: At least shes better looking and more mature then her brother. Carnival of Wonders (This is an Unseelie/Dark Fey carnival, the counterpart to the Witchlight Carnival) - Isolde - Fighter with Evil Holy Avenger Phisical description - Get an Eladrin or Elf and make them Black. Overall not to bad looking, but shes cursed with having to deal with her former patrons bullshit, the carnival having freak acidents, visitors going missing or worse and the constant dread of not being able to finish her goal if she comes across the Witchlight Carnival. The reason is that the Onwers switched carnivals for a time, switching back once they meet again. Problaby the easiest and safest choice if ya seek her out, but yeah... curse shit and your likely to become a target. Richemulot - Jacqueline Renier - Rat Queen The gist of this plane is that theres a constant rat plague, nobles tend to hide in safety and the one on top of keeping people safe is also the one creating the plague since their a Wererat Queen. Overall not to bad, is mature royal/high society lady, getting close to old lady but is not to bad. However she has a weird rat fashion thing going on and is a Wererat. Lamordia - Viktra Mordenheim This is problaby the most human of the bunch, but shes basically a Victor Frankenstein genderbent... thats both the positive and negative if you read the Frankenstein story. Kartakass - Harkon Lukas - Loup-garou Hes a goddamn Bard whos cursed with never being remenbered, no matter where he gos in the plane, and is also the one to blame for werewolf problems and making sure no upstart performer gets fame or dies before getting it. Hes overall not bad looking and if your a werewolf fucker, then you get a bonus out of it I guess. But he is the Werewolf version of Strahd but with a diferent creepy vibe. There are other villains and even a few who have potential in the "Other Domains" section. Thou we really got robbed of some cool domains in this book.
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I've been dying to play dnd ever since coming upon your videos, but I'm too socially awkward, quiet, nervous and have little time to do so. And also finding a group that fits me is so difficult. I'm glad I get to experience dnd through your videos. So I wanna say thank you 😊 and keep up your awesome work
When you're watching an XP to Level 3 video and realize, "Yes.... YES!!!! I don't care what Jacob and Spencer say, I would smash Baphomet!" Lol thanks for the self-reflection, y'all. Stay fabulous
The dragonborn fighter in my SKT game seduced the storm giant princess Nym and taught her how to love, first while giant size, and later without giant size. I asked "How the fuck would that even work" and he said "I can find some pictures for you" and I just took his word for it. She now respects smallfolk and made an abandoned sea elf city her domain near the party's town The question is, would Jacob and Spencer smash the 3 storm giant sisters? King Hecaton?
Isn’t Yeenoghu a lady? It IS very on flavor to assume hyena-people are male though. Because of the whole turbo-testosterone thing. Have fun learning about that if you haven’t before 🙃
Fun fact about the Aboleth that makes it insta pass: If you touch an aboleth's slimy coating your skin begins melting like the guy in X-Men unless you stay underwater within a certain range of it where you become it's slave. Okay maybe a smash if you're feeling freaky
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@@tsubestfrog Ha! A couple for sure. Thought is, she invites them all to Barovia basically answering their various motivations, and finds ways to play them against each other. One of the dudes is definitely interested in meeting her for ... personal reasons. Lol
Lmao I he Strahd is just an immediate smash for both. I saw it on the thumbnail and I knew right away it was going to be a smash. I TOTALLY do not have a villain crush on our lord of darkness... **Spoiler alert I totally do.**
6:19 "Why does she have goat feet? Why doesn't she have owl feet" Because DnD designers have a strange obsession with squishing together a random creature and an owl to see what comes out.
Aight, Imma try this: *Zariel*: I would say smash but she gives me massive Butch vibes, and I respect her *Thavius Kreeg*: pathetic, as a human he was okay, but as a devil he is just ugly, pass *Yeenoghu*: not a furry, not into vore. Pass *Strahd*: Pass. Very sexy, but after the first time he would become an obsessed stalker, and after charming me and turning me into a spawn he would put me into a crypt forever. *White Dragon*: Pass. It’s basically bestiality with a young white dragon, and I would deserve getting eaten. *Baron Kepmak*: Cautious smash. Again, not a furry, but I’d love the four hands, I love swimming, and biting is one of my kinks. Cautious because they would ty to eat me. Chug a potion of water breathing and I am set. *Aboleth*: Smash. Not into tentacles, but an aboleth can make all my fantasies become real, pledge yourself to the big fish and enjoy the trip. *Tiamat*: Smash. According to the Lore she can turn into a humanoid woman, and she has many lovers, including dragonborns, so there is definitely a way to make it work. *Frostmaiden*: Pass on all three forms, I’m not into iceplay, and even with a ring of warmth I am 100% sure she is a sadist. And I am not into that at all. *Tekelili*: Pass. Same as yeenoghu. *Black Spider*: Smash, drow, magician, dilf, cool outfit. No issues with spiders. *Baphomet*: Pass. Not a furry, and I am kinda lazy so I would not enjoy running around in labyrinths. *Demogorgon*: Pass, the two heads would constantly bicker and try to one-up eachother, it would just ruin the mood. *Frazì’uur’Blu*: Smash, lord of deception and illusion, can turn into all crazy things to spice up the game. *Grazz’t*: Pass. Same reason I wouldn’t bed a Drukhari from 40k. *Jubilex*: PASS. God no *Orcus*: Smash. I’ve seen other illustrations of Orcus, and I can guarantee that that is all muscle, and I would love to learn how to become a Lich. *Zuggtmoy*: Pass. I don’t like mushrooms. *Ilvara Myzzirim*: Pass. She is good looking but I’m not into bdsm, and I doubt she would respect my boundries. *Imrith*: Smash. She can turn into a Female giant, so a potion of growth would solve size issues. *Acererak*: Pass, terrible sense of humor. Also I’m sure he would try to have me use his collection of weird sex toys he has gathered around the multiverse, and I am scared. *Xanathar*: Pass. Obsessed with his goldfish, paranoid, and would probably turn me into a statue for display. *The Cassalanters*: Smash. They would sacrifice me to Asmodeus but they are just too hot to pass on. *Jarlaxle*: Smash. Bisexual Icon, do I even have to justify myself? *Manshoon*: Smash. Love the nerdiness, the ego would definetly get in the way, but I can make it work *Halaster*: Pass. Acererak but worse *Bullywug Guy*: Pass. Frogs are gay, and so am I. Now get that thing out of my sight. *Bael*: Pass. Again not a furry. *Geryon*: Smash. I like snakes. *Hutijin*: Smash. Nice Body, love the fiery eyes. *Moloch*: Pass. Just bad. *Titivilus*: Smash. Nice thighs, good fashion. If you haven’t guessed it already I am a bisexual idiot. This was stupid, but fun
Eyyyy I just had my first kid too, congrats guys That being said, imagine holding the lich king's "headdress horns" and letting him absolutely go to town on you
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oops there was some editing errors, just pretend you didnt see that black screen... uh so like would you smash halaster tho?
Maybe. Depends on how much I’ve drank
Absolutely yes.
Yes.
After spending 4 years running a heavily homebrewed DotMM i would totally smash Halaster. My head canon is a bit off from "true" Halaster though
You embraced your inner bards
The "I could fix her" absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard
Roll persuasion
That's the entire plot of Descent Into Avernus
also describes shadowheart enjoyers!
I feel like the dragon's ability to polymorph was neglected in the decision making.
Technically, only metallic and gem dragons can do that.
If you wanna fuck a person you can, wanna take 10d12 piercing damage? YOU CAN
@@archaros technically the chromatic ones can learn how to if you've read Fizban's Treasury of dragons
@@archaros The blue dragon in Storm King's Thunder can also do it.
Well it's a white dragon, so it likely wouldn't want to learn how to polymorph for that matter.
I’ll never forget the moment Strahd pinned me underneath a fountain as we fought over the sun sword, the bard still sings that story to every tavern we begrudgingly stop at.
That sounds like an extremely interesting story to hear lmao
@@succubasu indeed. I'd like to know more too, lmao.
Ok, so... how often did you say "Choke me daddy" during that fight? And if you say you didn't you're clearly a liar.
Pics or it didn’t happen
I ended a Strahd Must Die Tonight game by becoming one of his brides
"This is the Brittle Maiden. She's an easy smash."
Well, yeah. It's in the name.
lmao
Underrated asf
I felt this way when they showed Orel's final form which was just ice
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LORD CRAB!!! 🦀
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Ny lord 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
All praise the lord crab
Jacob: "I want Asmodeus in a suit."
Asmodeus: "I could always acquiesce to such a request...for a price."
"Mammon, write me a contract."
Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Rock me Asmodeus
specifically Asmodeus as voiced by Brennan Lee Mulligan in Calamity please
I love how both of them agreed to smash Graz'zt without a second thogut.
He's literally the demon lord of "lets fuck"
My Warlock sold their soul just to smash him.
The only reason to not smash Gra’azt, is that after him every smash would be a let-down
יוווו, עוד ישראלי?! 😳
I mean be honest, you would too
Imryth (probably messed up her name) can turn into a giant woman. I'd say smash. I like women that could physically kill me and can also plot and scheme to do it efficiently.
Based.
Someone who gets it
Markiplier?
Death by snu snu?
I would say smash even in dragon form assuming I don’t just die
Tiamat has an avatar called the Dark Lady, quote: "a mulan woman with long dark hair and completely black eyes.", so there you go😁
Was gonna say, don't most of these dragon villains have humanoid polymorph forms?
So literally the ring girl.
I wanna run a game where she takes the form of five ladies. Each one inspired by a different Cate Blanchet character.
@@spencereades Chromatic dragons usually don't have the innate ability to polymorph into humanoids, but I guess its not impossible, given just how magically talented older dragons usually are
Smash!
Jarlaxle and Strahd are the only ones where it's canon they're fucking pimps.
Bonus points to Jarlaxle for not having to charm the two women he sleeps with in Dragonheist though.
Therefore, Jarlaxle is the sexiest villain
Jarlaxle has canonically seduced 2 dragons
Untrue, Tiamat is also said to have a harem of male dragons in her lair. One from each type of cromatic dragon, so arround nine. So she's probably number one...
So I loved Jarlaxle ever since DH I found out so much dumb stuff about the guy.
Fun fact he actually still has 2 eyes he wears the eyepatch because of magical properties and he sometimes uses this to pull the "good twin/bad twin" trick where hell wear the eye patch on the other side to mess with people
@@kidsonshred4805 I mean yeah. People wear cloaks in hot weather too because it's magic lol. The magic benefits justify it fine for me. And the evil twin thing is hilarious to me.
@@Kopschlop I mean, if we're counting Gods, then yeah, the Gods all have lots of people simping for them lol.
I feel we really missed the *True* depravity by not setting the ground rule of “The person depicted won’t kill you.”
Watching again after seeing this from JoCat's stream. The D&D bois' comprehensive discussion and debate on each villain felt like a special edition DVD commentary to this already masterpiece of a video.
Link?
Yea gimme link
+1 for link
Here ya go:
twitch.tv/videos/1462764769?t=30m
@@carlosromulo303 Disappointingly, this does not work.
Jacob: “I think he’d squish me”
Me: GLORY, GLORY, WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!!
I would smash just so that they could write "Crushed to death while trying to fuck a dragon" on my tombstone
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it “Gory Gory?”
@@agentmarkusobrien304 thou art correct
You fools, Iymrith can become a storm giant and does so a lot! Y'all missed out on the biggest of big ladies
*a badass gnoll*
jacob's wife : "smash"
jacob : THE GNOLL?
me : guy... you have chosen the good one!
Old module: Big villain with hard gothic or disgusting look.
Stryxhaven: tiny frogman evil mage.
I kine that tbh, the players arent legendary heroes on stryxhaven, just some students :)
Also smash
Murgaxor = Frogdemort
16:28 That fair drow matron was originally the artwork for the Envoy of Lolth from Expedition to the Demonweb Pits, an adventure from the 3.5 days. This is her description in the book: "The lustrous black skin of this 10-foot-tall drow female glows with dark energy, and her long, white hair merges into a gown of fine white spider silk. In one hand, she holds a long weapon that resembles a spider leg. The other hand gestures without pause, pulling at the air as if stretching it, then pulling again at nothing." She's a sorceress that's all about enchantment spells. I'm sorry, but I had to geek out there for a sec as I recognized her immediately.
Definite smash.
Food for thought: Yeenoghu is huge in size so that Harper badge is most likely a buckler or shield from someone he killed rather than an actual badge.
I know I'm late, but by description (not illustration, unfortunately), but Yeenoghu wears an armor that is a horrible amalgamation of shields and armors of slain enemies.
Please do a smash or pass of the whole monster manual. I would pay for that video.
I too would pay for that
pleasee
You mean the bards waifu book?
@@teawings4391 Or as i call it:
'The Bards Guide to smashing everything"
@@teawings4391 More like the druids.
Playing smash or pass with your wife is such a chad move
Anyone who *couldn't* play smash or pass with their partner is in a completely alien and incomprehensible relationship as far as I'm concerned
Tiamat: “Come experience my glory mortal!”
Me: Reads through Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons. “Yeah, you just turn to your Tahkisis avatar and we’re good.”
Tiamat: “...how about I make you a Dragon for a week?”
Me: “Fair enough.”
Real though, hug or pass would be a great game to play with D&D characters. ZARIEL, hug or pass?
hug
Hug. I can fix her.
pledge my undying loyalty
Smash. I can make her worse
Oh my gosh I would take that offer in a heartbeat, can you imagine
That would be a story and an experience for a lifetime
After all, how often are you going to be able to be a dragon? And then smash a dragon god while being one? Absolutely no negatives to this deal.
y'all are so right about Jarlaxle, he is the smashiest villain of them all
I mean, if we're going with the "would/could kill me" as a reason not to, we might as well not have a villain list 😅
"I could fix her"
Literally yes, and also you're 100% right
I really wanted to hear Spencer say, “Respect the Drip Jacob,” when discussing The Black Spider’s Fit.
Tiamat is able to take human form, usually appearing as a dark-haired human sorceress. Also of note is that Gygax intended for Tiamat to be active on multiple worlds, though she may be known by different names and have different abilities on each. Thus Takhisis from the world of Krynn (Dragonlance) is an aspect of Tiamat and takes a similar human form there as well, and there is artwork of this form on the cover of Dragonlance Chronicles Volume 4: Dragons Of Spring Dawning Part 2. She often takes human form when interacting with mortals, so you probably wouldn't be smashing her 5-headed dragon form.
But I want to tho
@@thecountrywarrior Liking your comment for you not being a coward.
Should've been sponsored by Keeps to make a joke about Strahd's male patterned baldness
A bad dragon sponsor would have also worked.
"He's the villain of Strixhaven"
"... No, he is not."
Don't ask me why, but that was hilarious.
I agree on
Zuggtmoy. Anything is a smash if you've done enough mushrooms and her lair *definitely* has the good shit
I think MORE of you guys for doing this. Only change: smash Tiamat and iymrith. Iymrith can canonically change shape, and Tiamat, as a goddess, has abilities beyond her stat block.
Someone: So what does your dad do?
His Kid: 😐
I love how Graz'zt was just an immediate smash, no further comments necessary lol.
He does things with his sixth toe you would not fucking BELIEVE.
I would probably smash most of this list, but only if i were a level 20 Totem Warrior Barbarian with 24 in Constitution and a Wand of Healing.
This way there would be no dungeon i wouldn't be able to explore and no sword i wouldn't be able to tank.
That's enought of internet for me today, wtf.
This is the bisexual representation I want.
this is the bi representation we all deserved
Do we know if they're actually bi? I hope so but this might just be jokes
BI-FIVE GUYS!
fellas is it gay to find a guy hot
@@andrasfogarasi5014 It can mean whatever you want it to mean
I'm really glad the pregnancy is going well ! Again, congratulations to both of you! You're gonna be wonderful parents !
Finally, some real quality content in the D&D community
Just sayin', when one or both of you can Polymorph, the possibilities are endless.
Please do the monster manual I'd love to see it. Also another idea, rank all of your player characters that you've made before from worst to best with some explanation!
Damn. I want Auril to be my warlock patron, if you catch my cold.
*catch my draft?
Most insightful commentary I have witnessed to this day
"you know what they say about big chairs"
I can just feel my knowledge gland expanding
"I think I would drown"
"Actually I think he can breathe air"
*Ponders the fact that he can breathe
"Hmmmmmmm 🤔"
“You know what they say about big chairs”
-Spencer
13:02 when spencer says "love your curves boy" about the villain but looking at Jacob. Relationship goals.
Jacob you should check out some of the other official D&D artwork for Zuggtmoy, specifically one I can think of where Juiblex is in the distant background and it's a side image of her. Zuggtmoy is 100% smashable!
Jacob out here being a wingman for some of these villains
We all know that the only smash worthy character is Xanathar. Like zamn bro. Those eyes. Any Interspecies Reviewer fans here?
Hello
His sexy fantasies would warp the reality around you as yall bang
Reminder that Xanathar’s personal pronouns are it/it/its. Which is a pretty Chad move whether or not you would smash.
Counterpoint for Asserak: Like a 30th level wizard, evards black tentacles, true polymorph, ivulnerabilty to cope with the possibilities of true polymorph, hold person, ~stoneskin. You name it.
Not only is Jarlaxle the smashiest, one of his common disguises is literally based off Sean Connery's character from Zardoz complete with the outfit. One of his submarines is also named the Faerun equivalent of "The Red October" - "The Scarlet Marpenoth"
9:12 he do have the Orcus energy going on, and yes, including the skull, everyone has a skull for a head... that's how heads work
Love Spencer’s entrance
Phrasing
@@Gothic_Analogue 😳😏😎👌
I'm getting ready to DM Water Deep Dragon Heist in the next couple months, and I love Jacob's idea of having Xanathar be an Italian Mob Boss. I'm definitely doing that for his voice.
Do the whole monster manual (you can cut out the beasts tho)
Animated armor
@@theenderking111 armors still have gloves, with fingers on them, don't they?
@@theenderking111 the armor is very strong and will hold you when you finish.
@@theenderking111 wear the armour and thrust
No we need the beasts
Can’t wait for their son/daughter to watch this in a couple years… awkward conversation at the dinner table
"Mom, Dad, I can't fucking believe this
Thavius Kreeg is OBVIOUSLY a Smash, what is wrong with you two?!"
I feel like there should've been a rule that these villains are assumed to not want to kill you or something lol.
Agreed. Like, they're all dtf and it's totally your call
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Tiamat can indeed turn in a sexy black-haired human form known as The Dark Lady!
My headcannon is that Tiamat's human form is Sofia Vergara since she's married to Joe Manganiello
@@MarkD5678 Holy shit you're onto something
Dark Lady? Instant smash.
Im suprised some of the villains in Van Richten's guide to Ravenloft werent included, there are a few hoties in there.
What are their names? Interested for research purposes
I dunno if he counts as a villain (he's morally grey at least) but my undead warlock player for Curse of Strahd picked out Jander Sunstar as their character's patron for two reasons 1) he's hot 2) he hates Strahd.
@@MJ-zl3vo Ill provide a short list, this isnt a complete list and im going by memory so i may be forgetting some stuff.
Borca - Ivana Boritsi - Alchemist, Manipulator and Plotter; is a more Social Intrigue type villain who has various poisons at her disposable.
Phisical description (and main downside/turnoff) - Shes permntly a Teen due to the Mists and Toxins affecting her body, so shes looks like a "youngish" teen with pale scale and dark-red flared veins, with her blood being toxic (and problaby her skin aswell if were being honest).
Silver Linning.: At least shes better looking and more mature then her brother.
Carnival of Wonders (This is an Unseelie/Dark Fey carnival, the counterpart to the Witchlight Carnival) - Isolde - Fighter with Evil Holy Avenger
Phisical description - Get an Eladrin or Elf and make them Black.
Overall not to bad looking, but shes cursed with having to deal with her former patrons bullshit, the carnival having freak acidents, visitors going missing or worse and the constant dread of not being able to finish her goal if she comes across the Witchlight Carnival. The reason is that the Onwers switched carnivals for a time, switching back once they meet again. Problaby the easiest and safest choice if ya seek her out, but yeah... curse shit and your likely to become a target.
Richemulot - Jacqueline Renier - Rat Queen
The gist of this plane is that theres a constant rat plague, nobles tend to hide in safety and the one on top of keeping people safe is also the one creating the plague since their a Wererat Queen.
Overall not to bad, is mature royal/high society lady, getting close to old lady but is not to bad. However she has a weird rat fashion thing going on and is a Wererat.
Lamordia - Viktra Mordenheim
This is problaby the most human of the bunch, but shes basically a Victor Frankenstein genderbent... thats both the positive and negative if you read the Frankenstein story.
Kartakass - Harkon Lukas - Loup-garou
Hes a goddamn Bard whos cursed with never being remenbered, no matter where he gos in the plane, and is also the one to blame for werewolf problems and making sure no upstart performer gets fame or dies before getting it.
Hes overall not bad looking and if your a werewolf fucker, then you get a bonus out of it I guess.
But he is the Werewolf version of Strahd but with a diferent creepy vibe.
There are other villains and even a few who have potential in the "Other Domains" section.
Thou we really got robbed of some cool domains in this book.
@@peterwhite6415
Thank you very much
I may only know the two of you through this youtube account but I literally love your chemistry in videos. So funny. So cute together. 10/10
Health, grace, and peace to you both. Especially during delivery and the beginning journey of baby life.
I swear each vid, the hair is getting more glorious for both of you.
My mans said "Zugg-ussy"
Agree with Spencer though...
I've been dying to play dnd ever since coming upon your videos, but I'm too socially awkward, quiet, nervous and have little time to do so. And also finding a group that fits me is so difficult. I'm glad I get to experience dnd through your videos. So I wanna say thank you 😊 and keep up your awesome work
When you're watching an XP to Level 3 video and realize, "Yes.... YES!!!! I don't care what Jacob and Spencer say, I would smash Baphomet!"
Lol thanks for the self-reflection, y'all. Stay fabulous
the "in less than 30 days-" line made my day XD, congrats Lad you got this.
The dragonborn fighter in my SKT game seduced the storm giant princess Nym and taught her how to love, first while giant size, and later without giant size. I asked "How the fuck would that even work" and he said "I can find some pictures for you" and I just took his word for it. She now respects smallfolk and made an abandoned sea elf city her domain near the party's town
The question is, would Jacob and Spencer smash the 3 storm giant sisters?
King Hecaton?
I can’t remember if she was the quiet or loud one between her and Mirran, very different aesthetics.
I think this is my favorite of the most recent videos. Congrats on great taste in villains
Haven’t watched yet, but Jarlaxle had better be a smash.
Update: Thank you. He was indeed a smash.
Jarlaxle 1000000% the smashiest villain and you are both very valid for feeling that way.
MAKE THE SAME VIDEOS BUT WITH THE GOOD GUYS PLZ THE WORLD NEEDS IT
Make smashing good guys great again
Dragon becomes an immediate smash, it could just polymorph, and then you get cuddles from a giant dragon later
This video exists so Jacob can resume simping for Zariel.
There is some prime smashable villain material in van ritchten's guide to ravenloft
Just started the video but I know Jacob is rating Zariel at the top of his smash list...
{Edit}: Yup. "Does she have chicken feet?"
I can just imagine the newfound respect your kid will have when he/she sees this video. "Dude, Hallaster? Right on!" *fist bump*
Yeenoghu is a smash for me after we discovered he's actually a deep cover Harper agent posing as a demon lord.
Its just a REALLY big fursuit.
Isn’t Yeenoghu a lady?
It IS very on flavor to assume hyena-people are male though. Because of the whole turbo-testosterone thing. Have fun learning about that if you haven’t before 🙃
@@emilysmith2965 Yeenoghu is definitely male
Bro dude, watching this from everyone's streams earlier was magical as hell
Shoutout to all my fellow Zuggtmoy lovers! The picture they have of her on pg 140/141 of MToF is great!
"he have a lot of hands... pro!" this is true roleplayers ^^
You mean...Crit or Miss...
yes
2:30 I much prefer the image of Strahd sitting in the chair holding a wine glass and an invitation.
Bro wtf I can even i love this time of year when smash or pass is the most popular thing on the internet o and nice video 👌
Just gonna sneak that fatherhood detail into your ad and think nobody noticed, huh, Jacob?
CONGRATU-FRICKIN-LATIONS!
Aww couple’s smash or pass is so sweet
“Let’s go in alphabetical order: Zariel!”
I mean… I guess I shouldn’t have assumed what order you were using 😂
I want to hear Acererak moan in his Skeletor voice
"No. Please! Don't go any further."
Not Halaster with the gluck-gluck 9000 😭😂😂😂
I will say:
Auril's third form, the crystal thingy, is known as "Winter's Womb". If that makes her go higher on the smash scale for ya.
Fun fact about the Aboleth that makes it insta pass: If you touch an aboleth's slimy coating your skin begins melting like the guy in X-Men unless you stay underwater within a certain range of it where you become it's slave. Okay maybe a smash if you're feeling freaky
Hahahah,congrats on the little one,as a father and son team of youtubers we wholeheartedly approve.Being a father is the greatest adventure one could embark upon.
"What about that tortured Duergar?"
"NOooooo..."
Killed me right there guys 🤣
I would pass on Zuggtmoy, but imagine how *wild* that trip would be
Jacob does not understand the "Getting your heart literally ripped from your chest" kink
Thinking of running Curse of Strahd but replacing Strahd with lady dimitrescu, thoughts?
Your players would probably get willingly caught by her lol
@@tsubestfrog Ha! A couple for sure. Thought is, she invites them all to Barovia basically answering their various motivations, and finds ways to play them against each other. One of the dudes is definitely interested in meeting her for ... personal reasons. Lol
Big lady = amazing campaign, go for it
"because he looks like he'd enjoy ripping my heart out of my chest"
been in that relationship before.
Lmao I he Strahd is just an immediate smash for both. I saw it on the thumbnail and I knew right away it was going to be a smash.
I TOTALLY do not have a villain crush on our lord of darkness...
**Spoiler alert I totally do.**
6:19 "Why does she have goat feet? Why doesn't she have owl feet"
Because DnD designers have a strange obsession with squishing together a random creature and an owl to see what comes out.
Aight, Imma try this:
*Zariel*: I would say smash but she gives me massive Butch vibes, and I respect her
*Thavius Kreeg*: pathetic, as a human he was okay, but as a devil he is just ugly, pass
*Yeenoghu*: not a furry, not into vore. Pass
*Strahd*: Pass. Very sexy, but after the first time he would become an obsessed stalker, and after charming me and turning me into a spawn he would put me into a crypt forever.
*White Dragon*: Pass. It’s basically bestiality with a young white dragon, and I would deserve getting eaten.
*Baron Kepmak*: Cautious smash. Again, not a furry, but I’d love the four hands, I love swimming, and biting is one of my kinks. Cautious because they would ty to eat me. Chug a potion of water breathing and I am set.
*Aboleth*: Smash. Not into tentacles, but an aboleth can make all my fantasies become real, pledge yourself to the big fish and enjoy the trip.
*Tiamat*: Smash. According to the Lore she can turn into a humanoid woman, and she has many lovers, including dragonborns, so there is definitely a way to make it work.
*Frostmaiden*: Pass on all three forms, I’m not into iceplay, and even with a ring of warmth I am 100% sure she is a sadist. And I am not into that at all.
*Tekelili*: Pass. Same as yeenoghu.
*Black Spider*: Smash, drow, magician, dilf, cool outfit. No issues with spiders.
*Baphomet*: Pass. Not a furry, and I am kinda lazy so I would not enjoy running around in labyrinths.
*Demogorgon*: Pass, the two heads would constantly bicker and try to one-up eachother, it would just ruin the mood.
*Frazì’uur’Blu*: Smash, lord of deception and illusion, can turn into all crazy things to spice up the game.
*Grazz’t*: Pass. Same reason I wouldn’t bed a Drukhari from 40k.
*Jubilex*: PASS. God no
*Orcus*: Smash. I’ve seen other illustrations of Orcus, and I can guarantee that that is all muscle, and I would love to learn how to become a Lich.
*Zuggtmoy*: Pass. I don’t like mushrooms.
*Ilvara Myzzirim*: Pass. She is good looking but I’m not into bdsm, and I doubt she would respect my boundries.
*Imrith*: Smash. She can turn into a Female giant, so a potion of growth would solve size issues.
*Acererak*: Pass, terrible sense of humor. Also I’m sure he would try to have me use his collection of weird sex toys he has gathered around the multiverse, and I am scared.
*Xanathar*: Pass. Obsessed with his goldfish, paranoid, and would probably turn me into a statue for display.
*The Cassalanters*: Smash. They would sacrifice me to Asmodeus but they are just too hot to pass on.
*Jarlaxle*: Smash. Bisexual Icon, do I even have to justify myself?
*Manshoon*: Smash. Love the nerdiness, the ego would definetly get in the way, but I can make it work
*Halaster*: Pass. Acererak but worse
*Bullywug Guy*: Pass. Frogs are gay, and so am I. Now get that thing out of my sight.
*Bael*: Pass. Again not a furry.
*Geryon*: Smash. I like snakes.
*Hutijin*: Smash. Nice Body, love the fiery eyes.
*Moloch*: Pass. Just bad.
*Titivilus*: Smash. Nice thighs, good fashion.
If you haven’t guessed it already I am a bisexual idiot.
This was stupid, but fun
Lmao. I love how your biggest objection with acererak is the sense of humour
The "noooo" at the end. Got me
Fire Tiamat, look up Takhisis by Elmore. That's the humanoid form she takes on Krynn
Eyyyy I just had my first kid too, congrats guys
That being said, imagine holding the lich king's "headdress horns" and letting him absolutely go to town on you