I’ll never forget the moment Strahd pinned me underneath a fountain as we fought over the sun sword, the bard still sings that story to every tavern we begrudgingly stop at.
Imryth (probably messed up her name) can turn into a giant woman. I'd say smash. I like women that could physically kill me and can also plot and scheme to do it efficiently.
@@spencereades Chromatic dragons usually don't have the innate ability to polymorph into humanoids, but I guess its not impossible, given just how magically talented older dragons usually are
Watching again after seeing this from JoCat's stream. The D&D bois' comprehensive discussion and debate on each villain felt like a special edition DVD commentary to this already masterpiece of a video.
Jarlaxle and Strahd are the only ones where it's canon they're fucking pimps. Bonus points to Jarlaxle for not having to charm the two women he sleeps with in Dragonheist though. Therefore, Jarlaxle is the sexiest villain
Untrue, Tiamat is also said to have a harem of male dragons in her lair. One from each type of cromatic dragon, so arround nine. So she's probably number one...
So I loved Jarlaxle ever since DH I found out so much dumb stuff about the guy. Fun fact he actually still has 2 eyes he wears the eyepatch because of magical properties and he sometimes uses this to pull the "good twin/bad twin" trick where hell wear the eye patch on the other side to mess with people
@@kidsonshred4805 I mean yeah. People wear cloaks in hot weather too because it's magic lol. The magic benefits justify it fine for me. And the evil twin thing is hilarious to me.
16:28 That fair drow matron was originally the artwork for the Envoy of Lolth from Expedition to the Demonweb Pits, an adventure from the 3.5 days. This is her description in the book: "The lustrous black skin of this 10-foot-tall drow female glows with dark energy, and her long, white hair merges into a gown of fine white spider silk. In one hand, she holds a long weapon that resembles a spider leg. The other hand gestures without pause, pulling at the air as if stretching it, then pulling again at nothing." She's a sorceress that's all about enchantment spells. I'm sorry, but I had to geek out there for a sec as I recognized her immediately.
I know I'm late, but by description (not illustration, unfortunately), but Yeenoghu wears an armor that is a horrible amalgamation of shields and armors of slain enemies.
Tiamat: “Come experience my glory mortal!” Me: Reads through Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons. “Yeah, you just turn to your Tahkisis avatar and we’re good.” Tiamat: “...how about I make you a Dragon for a week?” Me: “Fair enough.” Real though, hug or pass would be a great game to play with D&D characters. ZARIEL, hug or pass?
Oh my gosh I would take that offer in a heartbeat, can you imagine That would be a story and an experience for a lifetime After all, how often are you going to be able to be a dragon? And then smash a dragon god while being one? Absolutely no negatives to this deal.
@@genericusername546 ikr? I imagine those couples can't fart in front of each other either; if you can't cropdust your significant other then what's the point?
Tiamat is able to take human form, usually appearing as a dark-haired human sorceress. Also of note is that Gygax intended for Tiamat to be active on multiple worlds, though she may be known by different names and have different abilities on each. Thus Takhisis from the world of Krynn (Dragonlance) is an aspect of Tiamat and takes a similar human form there as well, and there is artwork of this form on the cover of Dragonlance Chronicles Volume 4: Dragons Of Spring Dawning Part 2. She often takes human form when interacting with mortals, so you probably wouldn't be smashing her 5-headed dragon form.
Please do the monster manual I'd love to see it. Also another idea, rank all of your player characters that you've made before from worst to best with some explanation!
I would probably smash most of this list, but only if i were a level 20 Totem Warrior Barbarian with 24 in Constitution and a Wand of Healing. This way there would be no dungeon i wouldn't be able to explore and no sword i wouldn't be able to tank. That's enought of internet for me today, wtf.
6:19 "Why does she have goat feet? Why doesn't she have owl feet" Because DnD designers have a strange obsession with squishing together a random creature and an owl to see what comes out.
I think MORE of you guys for doing this. Only change: smash Tiamat and iymrith. Iymrith can canonically change shape, and Tiamat, as a goddess, has abilities beyond her stat block.
Congrats yall. As a father of three, I recommend you bank some videos if you haven’t already. And don’t feel bad about taking some time off. Sometimes it’s easy, sometimes it will take all your energy. Be well!
Counterpoint for Asserak: Like a 30th level wizard, evards black tentacles, true polymorph, ivulnerabilty to cope with the possibilities of true polymorph, hold person, ~stoneskin. You name it.
I dunno if he counts as a villain (he's morally grey at least) but my undead warlock player for Curse of Strahd picked out Jander Sunstar as their character's patron for two reasons 1) he's hot 2) he hates Strahd.
@@MJ-zl3vo Ill provide a short list, this isnt a complete list and im going by memory so i may be forgetting some stuff. Borca - Ivana Boritsi - Alchemist, Manipulator and Plotter; is a more Social Intrigue type villain who has various poisons at her disposable. Phisical description (and main downside/turnoff) - Shes permntly a Teen due to the Mists and Toxins affecting her body, so shes looks like a "youngish" teen with pale scale and dark-red flared veins, with her blood being toxic (and problaby her skin aswell if were being honest). Silver Linning.: At least shes better looking and more mature then her brother. Carnival of Wonders (This is an Unseelie/Dark Fey carnival, the counterpart to the Witchlight Carnival) - Isolde - Fighter with Evil Holy Avenger Phisical description - Get an Eladrin or Elf and make them Black. Overall not to bad looking, but shes cursed with having to deal with her former patrons bullshit, the carnival having freak acidents, visitors going missing or worse and the constant dread of not being able to finish her goal if she comes across the Witchlight Carnival. The reason is that the Onwers switched carnivals for a time, switching back once they meet again. Problaby the easiest and safest choice if ya seek her out, but yeah... curse shit and your likely to become a target. Richemulot - Jacqueline Renier - Rat Queen The gist of this plane is that theres a constant rat plague, nobles tend to hide in safety and the one on top of keeping people safe is also the one creating the plague since their a Wererat Queen. Overall not to bad, is mature royal/high society lady, getting close to old lady but is not to bad. However she has a weird rat fashion thing going on and is a Wererat. Lamordia - Viktra Mordenheim This is problaby the most human of the bunch, but shes basically a Victor Frankenstein genderbent... thats both the positive and negative if you read the Frankenstein story. Kartakass - Harkon Lukas - Loup-garou Hes a goddamn Bard whos cursed with never being remenbered, no matter where he gos in the plane, and is also the one to blame for werewolf problems and making sure no upstart performer gets fame or dies before getting it. Hes overall not bad looking and if your a werewolf fucker, then you get a bonus out of it I guess. But he is the Werewolf version of Strahd but with a diferent creepy vibe. There are other villains and even a few who have potential in the "Other Domains" section. Thou we really got robbed of some cool domains in this book.
Jacob you should check out some of the other official D&D artwork for Zuggtmoy, specifically one I can think of where Juiblex is in the distant background and it's a side image of her. Zuggtmoy is 100% smashable!
I'm getting ready to DM Water Deep Dragon Heist in the next couple months, and I love Jacob's idea of having Xanathar be an Italian Mob Boss. I'm definitely doing that for his voice.
Not only is Jarlaxle the smashiest, one of his common disguises is literally based off Sean Connery's character from Zardoz complete with the outfit. One of his submarines is also named the Faerun equivalent of "The Red October" - "The Scarlet Marpenoth"
I've been dying to play dnd ever since coming upon your videos, but I'm too socially awkward, quiet, nervous and have little time to do so. And also finding a group that fits me is so difficult. I'm glad I get to experience dnd through your videos. So I wanna say thank you 😊 and keep up your awesome work
I may only know the two of you through this youtube account but I literally love your chemistry in videos. So funny. So cute together. 10/10 Health, grace, and peace to you both. Especially during delivery and the beginning journey of baby life.
When you're watching an XP to Level 3 video and realize, "Yes.... YES!!!! I don't care what Jacob and Spencer say, I would smash Baphomet!" Lol thanks for the self-reflection, y'all. Stay fabulous
Isn’t Yeenoghu a lady? It IS very on flavor to assume hyena-people are male though. Because of the whole turbo-testosterone thing. Have fun learning about that if you haven’t before 🙃
The dragonborn fighter in my SKT game seduced the storm giant princess Nym and taught her how to love, first while giant size, and later without giant size. I asked "How the fuck would that even work" and he said "I can find some pictures for you" and I just took his word for it. She now respects smallfolk and made an abandoned sea elf city her domain near the party's town The question is, would Jacob and Spencer smash the 3 storm giant sisters? King Hecaton?
Fun fact about the Aboleth that makes it insta pass: If you touch an aboleth's slimy coating your skin begins melting like the guy in X-Men unless you stay underwater within a certain range of it where you become it's slave. Okay maybe a smash if you're feeling freaky
Hahahah,congrats on the little one,as a father and son team of youtubers we wholeheartedly approve.Being a father is the greatest adventure one could embark upon.
@@tsubestfrog Ha! A couple for sure. Thought is, she invites them all to Barovia basically answering their various motivations, and finds ways to play them against each other. One of the dudes is definitely interested in meeting her for ... personal reasons. Lol
Eyyyy I just had my first kid too, congrats guys That being said, imagine holding the lich king's "headdress horns" and letting him absolutely go to town on you
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
oops there was some editing errors, just pretend you didnt see that black screen... uh so like would you smash halaster tho?
Maybe. Depends on how much I’ve drank
Absolutely yes.
Yes.
After spending 4 years running a heavily homebrewed DotMM i would totally smash Halaster. My head canon is a bit off from "true" Halaster though
You embraced your inner bards
I’ll never forget the moment Strahd pinned me underneath a fountain as we fought over the sun sword, the bard still sings that story to every tavern we begrudgingly stop at.
That sounds like an extremely interesting story to hear lmao
@@succubasu indeed. I'd like to know more too, lmao.
Ok, so... how often did you say "Choke me daddy" during that fight? And if you say you didn't you're clearly a liar.
Pics or it didn’t happen
I ended a Strahd Must Die Tonight game by becoming one of his brides
I feel like the dragon's ability to polymorph was neglected in the decision making.
Technically, only metallic and gem dragons can do that.
If you wanna fuck a person you can, wanna take 10d12 piercing damage? YOU CAN
@@archaros technically the chromatic ones can learn how to if you've read Fizban's Treasury of dragons
@@archaros The blue dragon in Storm King's Thunder can also do it.
Well it's a white dragon, so it likely wouldn't want to learn how to polymorph for that matter.
The "I could fix her" absolutely sent me 🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard
Roll persuasion
That's the entire plot of Descent Into Avernus
also describes shadowheart enjoyers!
NO EDITING ERRORS SEEN JACOB W
"This is the Brittle Maiden. She's an easy smash."
Well, yeah. It's in the name.
lmao
Underrated asf
I felt this way when they showed Orel's final form which was just ice
Jacob: "I want Asmodeus in a suit."
Asmodeus: "I could always acquiesce to such a request...for a price."
"Mammon, write me a contract."
Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Asmodeus, Asmodeus
Rock me Asmodeus
specifically Asmodeus as voiced by Brennan Lee Mulligan in Calamity please
I feel we really missed the *True* depravity by not setting the ground rule of “The person depicted won’t kill you.”
I love how both of them agreed to smash Graz'zt without a second thogut.
He's literally the demon lord of "lets fuck"
My Warlock sold their soul just to smash him.
The only reason to not smash Gra’azt, is that after him every smash would be a let-down
יוווו, עוד ישראלי?! 😳
I mean be honest, you would too
Imryth (probably messed up her name) can turn into a giant woman. I'd say smash. I like women that could physically kill me and can also plot and scheme to do it efficiently.
Based.
Someone who gets it
Markiplier?
Death by snu snu?
I would say smash even in dragon form assuming I don’t just die
Tiamat has an avatar called the Dark Lady, quote: "a mulan woman with long dark hair and completely black eyes.", so there you go😁
Was gonna say, don't most of these dragon villains have humanoid polymorph forms?
So literally the ring girl.
I wanna run a game where she takes the form of five ladies. Each one inspired by a different Cate Blanchet character.
@@spencereades Chromatic dragons usually don't have the innate ability to polymorph into humanoids, but I guess its not impossible, given just how magically talented older dragons usually are
Smash!
Watching again after seeing this from JoCat's stream. The D&D bois' comprehensive discussion and debate on each villain felt like a special edition DVD commentary to this already masterpiece of a video.
Link?
Yea gimme link
+1 for link
Here ya go:
twitch.tv/videos/1462764769?t=30m
@@carlosromulo303 Disappointingly, this does not work.
Jarlaxle and Strahd are the only ones where it's canon they're fucking pimps.
Bonus points to Jarlaxle for not having to charm the two women he sleeps with in Dragonheist though.
Therefore, Jarlaxle is the sexiest villain
Jarlaxle has canonically seduced 2 dragons
Untrue, Tiamat is also said to have a harem of male dragons in her lair. One from each type of cromatic dragon, so arround nine. So she's probably number one...
So I loved Jarlaxle ever since DH I found out so much dumb stuff about the guy.
Fun fact he actually still has 2 eyes he wears the eyepatch because of magical properties and he sometimes uses this to pull the "good twin/bad twin" trick where hell wear the eye patch on the other side to mess with people
@@kidsonshred4805 I mean yeah. People wear cloaks in hot weather too because it's magic lol. The magic benefits justify it fine for me. And the evil twin thing is hilarious to me.
@@Kopschlop I mean, if we're counting Gods, then yeah, the Gods all have lots of people simping for them lol.
You fools, Iymrith can become a storm giant and does so a lot! Y'all missed out on the biggest of big ladies
*a badass gnoll*
jacob's wife : "smash"
jacob : THE GNOLL?
me : guy... you have chosen the good one!
16:28 That fair drow matron was originally the artwork for the Envoy of Lolth from Expedition to the Demonweb Pits, an adventure from the 3.5 days. This is her description in the book: "The lustrous black skin of this 10-foot-tall drow female glows with dark energy, and her long, white hair merges into a gown of fine white spider silk. In one hand, she holds a long weapon that resembles a spider leg. The other hand gestures without pause, pulling at the air as if stretching it, then pulling again at nothing." She's a sorceress that's all about enchantment spells. I'm sorry, but I had to geek out there for a sec as I recognized her immediately.
Definite smash.
Jacob: “I think he’d squish me”
Me: GLORY, GLORY, WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE!!
I would smash just so that they could write "Crushed to death while trying to fuck a dragon" on my tombstone
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t it “Gory Gory?”
@@agentmarkusobrien304 thou art correct
Food for thought: Yeenoghu is huge in size so that Harper badge is most likely a buckler or shield from someone he killed rather than an actual badge.
I know I'm late, but by description (not illustration, unfortunately), but Yeenoghu wears an armor that is a horrible amalgamation of shields and armors of slain enemies.
Old module: Big villain with hard gothic or disgusting look.
Stryxhaven: tiny frogman evil mage.
I kine that tbh, the players arent legendary heroes on stryxhaven, just some students :)
Also smash
Murgaxor = Frogdemort
Please do a smash or pass of the whole monster manual. I would pay for that video.
I too would pay for that
pleasee
You mean the bards waifu book?
@@teawings4391 Or as i call it:
'The Bards Guide to smashing everything"
@@teawings4391 More like the druids.
Tiamat: “Come experience my glory mortal!”
Me: Reads through Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons. “Yeah, you just turn to your Tahkisis avatar and we’re good.”
Tiamat: “...how about I make you a Dragon for a week?”
Me: “Fair enough.”
Real though, hug or pass would be a great game to play with D&D characters. ZARIEL, hug or pass?
hug
Hug. I can fix her.
pledge my undying loyalty
Smash. I can make her worse
Oh my gosh I would take that offer in a heartbeat, can you imagine
That would be a story and an experience for a lifetime
After all, how often are you going to be able to be a dragon? And then smash a dragon god while being one? Absolutely no negatives to this deal.
Playing smash or pass with your wife is such a chad move
Anyone who *couldn't* play smash or pass with their partner is in a completely alien and incomprehensible relationship as far as I'm concerned
@@genericusername546 ikr? I imagine those couples can't fart in front of each other either; if you can't cropdust your significant other then what's the point?
y'all are so right about Jarlaxle, he is the smashiest villain of them all
"I could fix her"
Literally yes, and also you're 100% right
I mean, if we're going with the "would/could kill me" as a reason not to, we might as well not have a villain list 😅
I really wanted to hear Spencer say, “Respect the Drip Jacob,” when discussing The Black Spider’s Fit.
"He's the villain of Strixhaven"
"... No, he is not."
Don't ask me why, but that was hilarious.
Should've been sponsored by Keeps to make a joke about Strahd's male patterned baldness
A bad dragon sponsor would have also worked.
I agree on
Zuggtmoy. Anything is a smash if you've done enough mushrooms and her lair *definitely* has the good shit
I love how Graz'zt was just an immediate smash, no further comments necessary lol.
He does things with his sixth toe you would not fucking BELIEVE.
Most insightful commentary I have witnessed to this day
"you know what they say about big chairs"
I can just feel my knowledge gland expanding
Tiamat is able to take human form, usually appearing as a dark-haired human sorceress. Also of note is that Gygax intended for Tiamat to be active on multiple worlds, though she may be known by different names and have different abilities on each. Thus Takhisis from the world of Krynn (Dragonlance) is an aspect of Tiamat and takes a similar human form there as well, and there is artwork of this form on the cover of Dragonlance Chronicles Volume 4: Dragons Of Spring Dawning Part 2. She often takes human form when interacting with mortals, so you probably wouldn't be smashing her 5-headed dragon form.
But I want to tho
@@thecountrywarrior Liking your comment for you not being a coward.
Finally, some real quality content in the D&D community
Please do the monster manual I'd love to see it. Also another idea, rank all of your player characters that you've made before from worst to best with some explanation!
I would probably smash most of this list, but only if i were a level 20 Totem Warrior Barbarian with 24 in Constitution and a Wand of Healing.
This way there would be no dungeon i wouldn't be able to explore and no sword i wouldn't be able to tank.
That's enought of internet for me today, wtf.
Someone: So what does your dad do?
His Kid: 😐
This is the bisexual representation I want.
this is the bi representation we all deserved
Do we know if they're actually bi? I hope so but this might just be jokes
BI-FIVE GUYS!
fellas is it gay to find a guy hot
@@andrasfogarasi5014 It can mean whatever you want it to mean
6:19 "Why does she have goat feet? Why doesn't she have owl feet"
Because DnD designers have a strange obsession with squishing together a random creature and an owl to see what comes out.
I think MORE of you guys for doing this. Only change: smash Tiamat and iymrith. Iymrith can canonically change shape, and Tiamat, as a goddess, has abilities beyond her stat block.
“You know what they say about big chairs”
-Spencer
Just sayin', when one or both of you can Polymorph, the possibilities are endless.
Jacob out here being a wingman for some of these villains
"I think I would drown"
"Actually I think he can breathe air"
*Ponders the fact that he can breathe
"Hmmmmmmm 🤔"
Congrats yall. As a father of three, I recommend you bank some videos if you haven’t already. And don’t feel bad about taking some time off. Sometimes it’s easy, sometimes it will take all your energy. Be well!
I'm really glad the pregnancy is going well ! Again, congratulations to both of you! You're gonna be wonderful parents !
I think this is my favorite of the most recent videos. Congrats on great taste in villains
13:02 when spencer says "love your curves boy" about the villain but looking at Jacob. Relationship goals.
Counterpoint for Asserak: Like a 30th level wizard, evards black tentacles, true polymorph, ivulnerabilty to cope with the possibilities of true polymorph, hold person, ~stoneskin. You name it.
Im suprised some of the villains in Van Richten's guide to Ravenloft werent included, there are a few hoties in there.
What are their names? Interested for research purposes
I dunno if he counts as a villain (he's morally grey at least) but my undead warlock player for Curse of Strahd picked out Jander Sunstar as their character's patron for two reasons 1) he's hot 2) he hates Strahd.
@@MJ-zl3vo Ill provide a short list, this isnt a complete list and im going by memory so i may be forgetting some stuff.
Borca - Ivana Boritsi - Alchemist, Manipulator and Plotter; is a more Social Intrigue type villain who has various poisons at her disposable.
Phisical description (and main downside/turnoff) - Shes permntly a Teen due to the Mists and Toxins affecting her body, so shes looks like a "youngish" teen with pale scale and dark-red flared veins, with her blood being toxic (and problaby her skin aswell if were being honest).
Silver Linning.: At least shes better looking and more mature then her brother.
Carnival of Wonders (This is an Unseelie/Dark Fey carnival, the counterpart to the Witchlight Carnival) - Isolde - Fighter with Evil Holy Avenger
Phisical description - Get an Eladrin or Elf and make them Black.
Overall not to bad looking, but shes cursed with having to deal with her former patrons bullshit, the carnival having freak acidents, visitors going missing or worse and the constant dread of not being able to finish her goal if she comes across the Witchlight Carnival. The reason is that the Onwers switched carnivals for a time, switching back once they meet again. Problaby the easiest and safest choice if ya seek her out, but yeah... curse shit and your likely to become a target.
Richemulot - Jacqueline Renier - Rat Queen
The gist of this plane is that theres a constant rat plague, nobles tend to hide in safety and the one on top of keeping people safe is also the one creating the plague since their a Wererat Queen.
Overall not to bad, is mature royal/high society lady, getting close to old lady but is not to bad. However she has a weird rat fashion thing going on and is a Wererat.
Lamordia - Viktra Mordenheim
This is problaby the most human of the bunch, but shes basically a Victor Frankenstein genderbent... thats both the positive and negative if you read the Frankenstein story.
Kartakass - Harkon Lukas - Loup-garou
Hes a goddamn Bard whos cursed with never being remenbered, no matter where he gos in the plane, and is also the one to blame for werewolf problems and making sure no upstart performer gets fame or dies before getting it.
Hes overall not bad looking and if your a werewolf fucker, then you get a bonus out of it I guess.
But he is the Werewolf version of Strahd but with a diferent creepy vibe.
There are other villains and even a few who have potential in the "Other Domains" section.
Thou we really got robbed of some cool domains in this book.
@@peterwhite6415
Thank you very much
Damn. I want Auril to be my warlock patron, if you catch my cold.
*catch my draft?
Jacob you should check out some of the other official D&D artwork for Zuggtmoy, specifically one I can think of where Juiblex is in the distant background and it's a side image of her. Zuggtmoy is 100% smashable!
Just gonna sneak that fatherhood detail into your ad and think nobody noticed, huh, Jacob?
CONGRATU-FRICKIN-LATIONS!
Do the whole monster manual (you can cut out the beasts tho)
Animated armor
@@theenderking111 armors still have gloves, with fingers on them, don't they?
@@theenderking111 the armor is very strong and will hold you when you finish.
@@theenderking111 wear the armour and thrust
No we need the beasts
the "in less than 30 days-" line made my day XD, congrats Lad you got this.
I feel like there should've been a rule that these villains are assumed to not want to kill you or something lol.
Agreed. Like, they're all dtf and it's totally your call
Bro dude, watching this from everyone's streams earlier was magical as hell
Love Spencer’s entrance
Phrasing
@@Gothic_Analogue 😳😏😎👌
I'm getting ready to DM Water Deep Dragon Heist in the next couple months, and I love Jacob's idea of having Xanathar be an Italian Mob Boss. I'm definitely doing that for his voice.
Not only is Jarlaxle the smashiest, one of his common disguises is literally based off Sean Connery's character from Zardoz complete with the outfit. One of his submarines is also named the Faerun equivalent of "The Red October" - "The Scarlet Marpenoth"
Dragon becomes an immediate smash, it could just polymorph, and then you get cuddles from a giant dragon later
9:12 he do have the Orcus energy going on, and yes, including the skull, everyone has a skull for a head... that's how heads work
I swear each vid, the hair is getting more glorious for both of you.
Can’t wait for their son/daughter to watch this in a couple years… awkward conversation at the dinner table
"Mom, Dad, I can't fucking believe this
Thavius Kreeg is OBVIOUSLY a Smash, what is wrong with you two?!"
I've been dying to play dnd ever since coming upon your videos, but I'm too socially awkward, quiet, nervous and have little time to do so. And also finding a group that fits me is so difficult. I'm glad I get to experience dnd through your videos. So I wanna say thank you 😊 and keep up your awesome work
This video exists so Jacob can resume simping for Zariel.
We all know that the only smash worthy character is Xanathar. Like zamn bro. Those eyes. Any Interspecies Reviewer fans here?
Hello
His sexy fantasies would warp the reality around you as yall bang
Reminder that Xanathar’s personal pronouns are it/it/its. Which is a pretty Chad move whether or not you would smash.
I may only know the two of you through this youtube account but I literally love your chemistry in videos. So funny. So cute together. 10/10
Health, grace, and peace to you both. Especially during delivery and the beginning journey of baby life.
Tiamat can indeed turn in a sexy black-haired human form known as The Dark Lady!
My headcannon is that Tiamat's human form is Sofia Vergara since she's married to Joe Manganiello
@@MarkD5678 Holy shit you're onto something
Dark Lady? Instant smash.
Haven’t watched yet, but Jarlaxle had better be a smash.
Update: Thank you. He was indeed a smash.
This is clearly a follow up to the “which adventures should you run” video
When you're watching an XP to Level 3 video and realize, "Yes.... YES!!!! I don't care what Jacob and Spencer say, I would smash Baphomet!"
Lol thanks for the self-reflection, y'all. Stay fabulous
That was the first ad I have ever intentionally rewatched
Shoutout to all my fellow Zuggtmoy lovers! The picture they have of her on pg 140/141 of MToF is great!
Not Halaster with the gluck-gluck 9000 😭😂😂😂
Yeenoghu is a smash for me after we discovered he's actually a deep cover Harper agent posing as a demon lord.
Its just a REALLY big fursuit.
Isn’t Yeenoghu a lady?
It IS very on flavor to assume hyena-people are male though. Because of the whole turbo-testosterone thing. Have fun learning about that if you haven’t before 🙃
@@itslexactually Yeenoghu is definitely male
this is one of the best smash or pass videos because it's to people who are having a kid
I can just imagine the newfound respect your kid will have when he/she sees this video. "Dude, Hallaster? Right on!" *fist bump*
Today we learned a lot about Spencer with those eyes longing for Yeenoghu.
The dragonborn fighter in my SKT game seduced the storm giant princess Nym and taught her how to love, first while giant size, and later without giant size. I asked "How the fuck would that even work" and he said "I can find some pictures for you" and I just took his word for it. She now respects smallfolk and made an abandoned sea elf city her domain near the party's town
The question is, would Jacob and Spencer smash the 3 storm giant sisters?
King Hecaton?
I can’t remember if she was the quiet or loud one between her and Mirran, very different aesthetics.
bro this was fantastic, you both made this funny as hell... Auril, total smash
Just started the video but I know Jacob is rating Zariel at the top of his smash list...
{Edit}: Yup. "Does she have chicken feet?"
Fun fact about the Aboleth that makes it insta pass: If you touch an aboleth's slimy coating your skin begins melting like the guy in X-Men unless you stay underwater within a certain range of it where you become it's slave. Okay maybe a smash if you're feeling freaky
My mans said "Zugg-ussy"
Agree with Spencer though...
im so on spencer's wavelength for this one lmao stellar taste
Hahahah,congrats on the little one,as a father and son team of youtubers we wholeheartedly approve.Being a father is the greatest adventure one could embark upon.
"because he looks like he'd enjoy ripping my heart out of my chest"
been in that relationship before.
I will say:
Auril's third form, the crystal thingy, is known as "Winter's Womb". If that makes her go higher on the smash scale for ya.
This was amazing, yall rule! Good luck with parenthood, rooting for you guys!!
Aww couple’s smash or pass is so sweet
spencer's slide at the beginning was smooth as fuck
MAKE THE SAME VIDEOS BUT WITH THE GOOD GUYS PLZ THE WORLD NEEDS IT
Make smashing good guys great again
The fact you did this with your spouse just makes this a lot better.
Thinking of running Curse of Strahd but replacing Strahd with lady dimitrescu, thoughts?
Your players would probably get willingly caught by her lol
@@tsubestfrog Ha! A couple for sure. Thought is, she invites them all to Barovia basically answering their various motivations, and finds ways to play them against each other. One of the dudes is definitely interested in meeting her for ... personal reasons. Lol
Big lady = amazing campaign, go for it
So if Spencer cosplayed as Zariel, Jacob would either:
1) die on the spot
2) do literally anything for her
You mean...Crit or Miss...
yes
Eyyyy I just had my first kid too, congrats guys
That being said, imagine holding the lich king's "headdress horns" and letting him absolutely go to town on you
I want to hear Acererak moan in his Skeletor voice
"No. Please! Don't go any further."
"What about that tortured Duergar?"
"NOooooo..."
Killed me right there guys 🤣
I would pass on Zuggtmoy, but imagine how *wild* that trip would be
There is some prime smashable villain material in van ritchten's guide to ravenloft